There once was a kingdom of Mushrooms, named the Mushroom Kingdom. It is a place where little fungi men and women named Toads lived. They had an evil enemy named Bowser, King of Koopas, but his plans were always foiled by a plumber named Mario. Now, Mario had a little brother named Luigi. Luigi wasn't the action type, and was usually left in Mario's shadow, but whenever someone needed a hand, Luigi always burst into action...
PROLOGUE: Evil Cookies
One day, in the Mushroom Kingdom...
The phone rings. Mario picks up.
Toad: (on phone): Mario! Quick! We need your help! Bowser has just kidnapped the princess!
Mario: I'm on it, Toad!
Mario hangs up.
At Toad's house...
Toad: Don't people say "goodbye!" anymore?
Back at Mario's house...
Mario: Luigi, I'm going to go save Peach from Bowser again!
Luigi: Ok! Bye Mario!
Mario: See ya, Luigi!
Mario leaves. The doorbell rings.
Luigi: I wonder who that could be.
Luigi opens the door.
Stranger: Why hello there, dearie! Would you like to buy a box of cookies?
Luigi: Sure! How much?
Stranger: Only $1.
Luigi pays the stranger $1 for a box of cookies.
Stanger: Thank you, dearie.
Luigi: Don't mention it!
Luigi opens the box of cookies. Monsters, ghosts, phantoms, and more fly out of the box.
Luigi: WAAAAAAAAH!!!
Stranger: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! You fell for it, Fink Rat!
The stranger takes off his cloak and reveals his true identity: Fawful.
Luigi: Fawful! What did you do?!
Fawful: I am taking my revenge on you, Fink Rat! The box you just opened had monsters!
Luigi: I can see that!
Fawful: I also kidnapped your brother and the princess! Oh, if Cackletta were still alive, she would praise my work!
Luigi: Where are they?!
Fawful holds up two crystals.
Luigi: It can't be!
Mario is in one crystal, and Peach is in another.
Fawful: Yes! That's right! I was the one on the phone the whole time! HEE HEE HEE HEE! THIS WILL BE YOUR MUSTARD OF DOOM!!!
Fawful flies away.
Luigi: Mario...
Suddenly, a fairy flies into the Mario Brothers’ house.
Fairy: Are you Mario?
Luigi: Actually, I'm-
Fairy: Oh, never mind! Listen Mario, you opened a box full of monsters, right?
Luigi: Yes, but I'm-
Fairy: I knew it! Mario, these monsters alone can takeover the Mushroom World! Fawful is controlling them somehow! We have to stop him!
Luigi: Lady, I'm-
Fairy: I'm a boy! Oh, how rude of me! I haven't introduced myself yet! My name is Datchi.
Luigi: Hi Datchi. My name is-
Datchi: Mario, we don't have time! We have to go save your friends, and fast!
Luigi: But I'm-
Datchi teleports them somewhere.
In Mushroom Fields...
Luigi: Where are we?
Datchi: We're in Mushroom Fields. This is where I'm tracing the source of the crystals.
Luigi: How can you do that?
Datchi: Special powers.
Luigi: Ah.
A monster appears.
Luigi: WHAT IS THAT THING?!
Datchi: That's a Crox!
Luigi: A what?
Datchi: It's one of the monsters from the box!
Luigi: Yikes!
Crox lunges at Luigi.
BATTLE START
(Luigi: 10 HP)
(Crox: 5 HP)
Crox: Oooh... Master told all about you... Finally... Dinner...
Luigi: Uh oh...
Crox: Yes, uh oh indeed, my friend.
Luigi: I was talking about you.
Crox: Huh?
Luigi jumps at
the Crox.
(Crox: 4 HP)
Crox: Why you!
Crox bites Luigi.
(Luigi: 9 HP)
Luigi: Ouch!
Luigi jumps on
the Crox.
(Crox: 3 HP)
Crox bites Luigi.
(Luigi: 8 HP)
Datchi: Mario! You can double jump to do more damage!
Luigi: Right! Thanks for the tip, Datchi!
Luigi double jumps
on the Crox.
(Crox: 1 HP)
Crox: Yikes... Looks like I'm going to have to use THAT move!
Crox uses Spike Up!
Luigi: What the?!
Crox is now covered
in spikes. Crox attacks Luigi.
(Luigi: 6 HP)
Luigi: How am I going to attack now?!
Datchi: Mario! I forgot to give you this earlier!
Datchi gives Luigi a hammer.
Luigi: Thanks, Datchi!
Luigi hammers
Crox.
(Crox: 0 HP)
Crox: Master... I've failed you...
BATTLE END
Crox: You lucked out...
Crox faints.
Luigi: FOUR!!!
Luigi uses his hammer like a golf club and the Crox as a ball.
Datchi: Good work, Mario! You're better than I thought!
Luigi: Thanks!
Datchi: Come on, Mario! We have to get to Toad Town!
Luigi: Hey, wait a minute! What's this?
Datchi: That's a Crystal Orb! It will help us on our quest!
Luigi: How? What does it do? I still have no idea what we're supposed to be doing!
And so the two of them go off on their quest...
What is a Crystal
Orb?
What does Datchi
mean by "our quest"?
Who replaced
my ketchup with mustard?
Why am I asking
YOU all these questions?
To Be Continued...
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