Last time... ah forget it. If you don't know by now you probably didn't read it all the way. Or you forgot. It has been like 3 weeks anyway.
Chapter 8: Koopalings, Frog Guy, Jr, Lava Pools, and Bowser - The Climax!
Right now our heroes are resting up for the last challenge. The time is 10:14 PM. They ate dinner 14 mins. ago. I have nothing better to say so... ROY KOOPA! YOU'RE WANTED ONSTAGE!
Roy: I appeared already.
Oh. IGGY, YOU'RE WANTED ON STAGE!
Toad: SHUT UP!
Oh yeah? Well listen to this!
RPG BATTLE!
Toad 320/320
vs
Boshi 200/200
Toad: Finally!
Boshi: I know. This guy just keeps forgetting to put me in again. And I have to appear three times. This is my second time.
Toad used "Punch"
Boshi lost 50
HP
Toad: Wimp.
Boshi: It's not
my fault! The author is making me weaker for this battle. Luckily. Well
you'll see.
Boshi used "Kick"
Toad lost 10
HP
Toad used "Mushroom
Masher"
Boshi lost 50
HP
Boshi used "Eat"
Toad lost 1 HP
Toad is now stunned
for 1 turn.
Boshi used "Kick"
Toad lost 1 HP
Toad is free!
Toad used "All
or Nothing"
He glows.
Boshi used "Kick"
Toad lost 0 HP
Boshi: WAH!
Toad: All or
nothing is not only an attack, but it's like a sheild as well.
Toad unleashed
power!
Boshi lost 99
HP
Boshi used "Suicide"
Boshi lost 1
HP
Toad 308/320
vs
Boshi 0/200
BATTLE OVER!
The time is now 6:34 AM.
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Fawful: Shut up, clock.
Diddy: Someone press the snooze button.
Luigi: Puhhleeze!
Daisy: Yeah.
Sign: I'd do it if I would sleep and had hands. Which neither I do nor have.
Toad unwillingly does it.
Toad: Happy?
Don't worry, young children, the sequel will be in 7 months.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Suckers! I lied! It'll be in 5 months.
Toad: -_-
Luigi: >_<
Fawful: X_X
Diddy: +_+
Sign: O_O
Daisy: #_#
Yep. Now for the story.
Toad: Let's head to the kastle.
They get to the front gate.
Iggy: What about me?!
Well it took ya long enough!
Iggy: Not my fault, Roy beat me up after losing the bet.
Toad: This is annoying!
RPG BATTLE!
Toad 340/340
Luigi 290/290
Fawful 260/260
Diddy 190/190
Sign 150/150
Def 7/7
Daisy 100/100
vs
Iggy 130/130
Toad used "Mushroom
Pound"
Iggy lost 129
HP
Iggy: Stupid
Roy, pounding me before the battle begins.
Luigi used "Flick"
Iggy lost 1 HP
Iggy 0/130
BATTLE OVER!
Toad: Easy fight.
Luigi: Hey guys, this list fell from the sky. It says who we face next. It's also a checklist.
Wendy
Roy
Iggy
Larry
Ludwig
Morton
Boshi + Yoshi
Thug Leader
Yoshi #8
Lemmy
Wart
Bowser Jr.
Susan
Clawdia
Bowser Phases
1-50
Save Peach
Escape Catsle
within 2 Mins.
Get Home
Toad: Okay. So lets go.
The catsle door opens.
With Mario...
Mario: Okay... Come on... YES! In your face!
Bobby Lamare: D'oh. This game's rigged! I'm swicthing characters.
Mario: Okay. I'll stay Mario.
They are playing SSBM. Mario is Mario, BL is Bowser. BL switches to Mr. Game&Watch.
Back to our heroes...
Daisy: What do we do now?
Larry drops down from the ceiling.
Larry: Uhhh, battle, duh.
Toad: RPG or not?
Larry: Here's a surprise, not.
Diddy: Finally!
Toad bops Larry on the head, Larry pulls Daisy's hair, Fawful bites Larry's tail, Larry slaps Sign silly, Luigi throws 3 fireballs at Larry, Larry shell tosses Toad, Daisy pours milk into Larry's shell, Larry punchs Diddy in the gut, and Fawful gets Larry to eat so much mustard and ketchup that he passes out! Phew. That was a lot of typing.
Larry: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Too... much... condiments... X_X
Toad: Yes!
Ludwig: Vhat is what you think, vittle heros.
Daisy: Ludwig!
Ludwig: Face the power of the chocolate bot!
A robot made of candy bars comes out of nowhere. Diddy then comes out of nowhere and eats it.
Diddy: Yum... UUUUURRRPPPPPPPPPP!
Ludwig: 0_0
Ludwig faints.
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Toad throws one out the door.
Morton: MINE!
He runs after the cake.
Boshi: We're back!
Yoshi Thug Leader: And more powerful!
Toad: Not you two again!
RPG BATTLE!
Toad 380/380
Luigi 310/310
Fawful 280/280
Diddy 220/220
Sign 170/170
Def 10/10
Daisy 120/120
vs
Boshi 500/500
YTL 450/450
Toad used "POW"
Boshi lost 100
HP
YTL lost 50 HP
Luigi used "Green
Missile"
YTL lost 20 HP
Fawful used "Mustard
Rocket"
Boshi lost 100
HP
Diddy used "Jet
Pack Power"
YTL lost all
but 1 HP. So did Boshi.
Sign used "Fall
down on 2 enemies"
YTL and Boshi
lost 1 HP
BATTLE OVER!
YTL: I don't care if I lost. ULTIMATE DESTUCTION!
Before he does that, the police come and takes him in for using an illegal move.
Policeguy: Yoshi Thug Leader, 13 prior arrests due to using illegal battle moves, like using a move after a battle that you lost or using a powerful move like a 70 damage to all enemies twice. (This explains why he only did that move once in chapter 3.)
YTL: Drats.
Boshi: I'll flee now.
He does so.
Toad: This is going fast.
Luigi: I think the author wants it to be this way.
Yoshi #8: I'm here!
Luigi rides him around. Since he's yellow, sand clouds go everywhere.
Y8: Geez, stop it already!
He leaves.
Lemmy: I can't fight right now. I gotta do the update.
Daisy: Who cares?
Lemmy leaves to do the update outside.
Toad: How?
Laptop.
Toad: Oh.
Wart: My turn!
What happened with Larry happenes. Here we go.
Toad throws Poison Mushrooms at Wart, Wart blew bubbles on Luigi, Daisy smacks Wart, Wart ground pounds Diddy, Fawful kicks Wart, and then Toad pounds Wart to a pulp!
Wart: Owie.
Bowser: Dah crud. I didn't think you'd get this far. Even with the author rushing things up.
Bowser Jr: Hey Dad, let me at 'em!
Bowser: Sure.
37 seconds later...
Bowser Jr: X_<
Bowser: Oh come on! Can anything beat you guys?!
Susan comes down.
Toad and Co: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Susan: What?
Daisy throws Susan into the lava pool.
Clawdia: This is getting annoying.
Clawdia breathes fire on Toad's partners and they get knocked out.
RPG BATTLE
Toad 500/500
vs
Clawdia 900/900
Toad used "Get
this over with already".
Clawdia lost
899 HP.
Clawdia used "Even
things up".
Toad lost 499
HP.
Toad: You're pretty
powerful. But this ends now.
Toad used "Take
Down".
Clawdia lost
1 HP.
Toad took 1 recoil
damage.
Toad 0/500
vs
Clawdia 0/900
Toad: Uhhhhh... X_X
7 hours later...
Toad: What happened?
Sign: You were knocked out after you fought Clawdia. Bowser escaped, as well.
Luigi: We gotta get to him.
Daisy: But there's lava in there, and I don't want to lose anyone, especialy you, Luigi.
Fawful: The love between you two can wait until the midpoint of the credits.
Toad: Let's go.
They enter a lava pool-filled room. They fall into one 10 times each.
Toad: Stupid room filled with lava pools covered with fragile wood.
Luigi: Yeah.
Fawful: Definitely.
Diddy: Duh.
Sign: I got charred, almost to deaf.
Daisy: I think you mean death.
Sign: No, deaf.
Bowser: DIE!
Toad: Nevah!
Bowser: Have it your way.
RPG BATTLE
Toad 1,000/1,000
Luigi 1,000/1,000
Fawful 1,000/1,000
Diddy 1,000/1,000
Sign 1,000/1,000
Def 12/12
vs
Bowser 5,000/5,000
Toad used "Mushroom
Mash".
Bowser lost 50
HP.
Luigi used "Green
Missile".
Bowser lost 30
HP.
Fawful used "Mustard
Rocket"
Bowser lost 60
HP.
Bowser skipped
the others' turns.
Bowser used "Smoke
Power".
Bowser vanished!
What happened?!
Bowser vanished! What happens next? Find out in Chapter 8: Koopalings,
Frog Guy, Jr, Lava Pools, and Bowser - The Climax! Part 2.
Last time Bowser
vanished during the final battle. Where is he?
Toad: Now what?
Fawful: Me thinks the author is making speak weird like I did in the games.
Diddy: I hope we win.
Luigi: Yeah.
Daisy: Why does Toad usually get the first speaking part?
Sign: Does the title "Toad" Battles Bowser mean anything to you?
Daisy: No, but I love Luigi.
Everyone besides Luigi and Daisy: ...
Luigi blushes.
Lava Thing: GRAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!
RPG Battle!
Toad: 2,000/2,000
vs
Lava Thing: 20/20
Toad: How does
this guy only have 20 HP?
Warm-up. No pun
intended.
Toad used "Hat
Spin"
LT lost 5 HP
LT used "Call
Friend"
Water Thing:
15/15
Water Thing used
"Call Friend"
Grass Thing:
10/10
Grass Thing used
"Forest Punch"
Toad lost 10
HP
Toad 1,990
vs
LT: 15/20
WT: 15/15
GT: 10/10
Toad used "Mega
Mushroom Smash"
LT lost 14 HP
WT lost 15 HP
GT lost 10 HP
WT: 0/15
GT: 0/10
LT used "Lava
Bomb"
Toad lost 1 HP
Toad: 1,989
vs
LT: 1/20
Toad used "Throw"
LT lost 1 HP
LT: 0/20
BATTLE OVER!
Toad: We gotta
find Bowser.
Luigi: Right behind ya.
Others: Yeah.
Bowser: Me thinks
the author is lazy, so I'll fight now.
RPG Battle
Toad: 5,000/5,000
Luigi: 1,000/1,000
Fawful: 1,000/1,000
Diddy: 1,000/1,000
Sign: 1,000/1,000
Dasiy: 1,000/1,000
vs
Bowser: 10,000/10,000
Toad used "Peril
Shroom"
Bowser lost 0
HP
Toad: WHAT?!
Bowser: FOOL!
DON'T YOU KNOW?! NONE OF YOUR WEAK ATTACKS CAN KNOCK ME OUT! I'M IMMUNE!
Bowser attacked
Toad and friends with a huge shell toss.
Toad: Oh yeah?
Well guess what.
Toad grabbed
the shell and threw it in a lava pit.
Bowser lost 10,000
HP.
BATTLE OVER!
Bowser disintegrates.
Toad: We won!
???: Not quite.
*CRASH*
Toads partners are knocked out.
Toad: Wah?!
*Zing*
Toad: Huh?
Bowser: You fell
for it! That was a clone.
FINAL RPG BATTLE!
Toad: 10,000/10,000
vs
Bowser: 50,000/50,000
Toad used "Mega
Mushroom Growth"
Toad grows to
the size of 50 blue whales and 10 Empire State Buildings.
Bowser used "Bite"
Toad lost 50
HP
Toad: 9,950
vs
Bowser: 50,000
Toad used "Shroom
Stomp"
Bowser lost 1,000
HP
Toad: 9,950
vs
Bowser: 49,000
Toad used "Peril
Power"
Toad lost 9,949
HP
Bowser lost 39,999
HP
Bowser used Crush!
Toad: Super Guard!
Bowser lost 1
HP
BATTLE OVER!
Bowser: Don't
think that the list is gone. 48 phases left, counting the clone. Hot sauce-eating
contest!
Toad drinks 50 jars of hot sauce and doesn't feel a thing.
Toad: That all ya got?
46 phases later...
FINAL BATTLE
CONTINUE!
Toad used "I pity Bowser!"
BATTLE OVER!
Bowser: NO! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING DEFEATED BY MARIO, I GOT HIM ADDICTED ON PONG, JUST TO BE DEFEATED BY A STUPID MUSHROOMER! I'll kill you.
Toad: I don't think so. Taste unmeltable metal.
*CLANG*
Bowser is trapped in a metal box.
Toad: Now taste some Home Run Bat.
*BANG* It lands in lava.
Bowser: Noooooooooooooooooooo...!
Toad: Now to save the princess.
A key falls in his hands. Peach's cage comes down, too.
Toad: Finally. The quest is over.
Peach: Toad, y-y-you saved me.
Toad: Not alone.
Luigi, Fawful, Diddy, Sign, and Daisy come up to the room.
Toad: They helped.
Peach: Three things I don't get with your team: Fawful, the sign, and Daisy.
Toad: Fawful because
me and Luigi beat up King Boo when we were starting out; Sign because I
needed help to find Luigi, Fawful, and Diddy after an explosion; and Daisy
because Luigi was near Dasiy's castle and another explosion made him go
in the castle, and because Daisy likes Luigi. Now
to free you.
*key sound*
Alarm: Keyhole activated, self-destruct engaged. 2:00 'til explosion. 1:59 'til explosion. 1:58 'til explosion...
Diddy: Let's get out of here!
They get out to the lobby.
Alarm: 10 'til explosion.
They get out the door.
Alarm: Fire in the hole!
A pig falls from the sky. It makes Bowser's castle blow up.
Toad: We did it. We won. WE WON!
Diddy: Finally!
Luigi: YEAH!
Fawful: My excitedness is full of joyness.
Sign: Yes.
Daisy: Yay!
She hugs Luigi.
Toad: I saw that one comin'. HAHAHAHA!
Dasiy: Ignore their laughs.
Luigi: I'm trying.
Peach: Well, let's go to the castle. I'll bake a pie for the heroes.
Toad: Pie?
Peach: Blame the author's name for being pronounced Corn-Pie.
And so Toad and
friends all lived happily every after. Or so they thought.
Here's what happend
to the guys.
Toad: Became
Peach's #1 Toad.
Luigi: Married
Daisy
Fawful: Became
a friend of Toad and put on a Mushroom hat to look like a Toad, now works
for Peach.
Diddy: Went back
to the jungle.
Sign: Became
the #1 sign of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Dasiy: Married
Luigi. (Luigi really wouldn't have had a choice; besides, he wanted to
marry her.)
Peach: Was rescued.
Bowser: Tra-
Should I really spoil the sequel's plot for you?
Larry: Hospital.
Morton: Ate the
wedding cake that Toad threw at him. He also ate half of Luigi's and Daisy's
wedding cake, then was arrested.
Wendy: Being
tortured by Cornpie. (She's my least favorite Koopaling.)
Iggy: Hospital.
Roy: Underground.
Lemmy: Did the
update.
Ludwig: Ran to
Chocolate Island and built a house there.
Wart: Hospital
YTL: Jail
Boshi: Traded
to Ash Ketchum for 100 dollars. He then got killed in a Pokemon battle.
Clawdia: Who
cares?
Cornpie: Started
to write a PM2 parody that is kind've like Lemmy's Mansion 2 but not (so
P.T. won't get mad). And planned to do the sequal in August. (Let's hope)
You: Finished
reading Toad Battles Bowser!
And again. Everyone lived happily ever after!
The End
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