SMITHY
Smithy is going through Mirror Mansion, when he sees the Blue Star Piece in Mean Emcee’s lair. He takes it. But as soon as he leaves…
Mean Emcee: Leaving with my thing?
Smithy: It’s mine, now.
Mean Emcee: Oh yeah? Die!
He throws… a jelly donut at Smithy. While Smithy tries to get it off, Emcee hides in one of three giant cups.
Smithy: They think they can beat me? Ha! Quake Hammer!
Yes, he can do that. Out of 1 cup, Emcee falls to the ground. In another, some Ninja Birds come out, and from the third, some Vampicians.
Emcee: Ouch.
Smithy picks him
up, and tosses him over the edge. He then leaves.
X-NAUTS
The ship makes it to Joke’s End.
Crump: I think the Gold Star was here once. But I think there’s 1 item the people missed.
Crump reaches into the giant soup bowl, and pulls out the Vibe Scepter.
Crump: Wow!
He accidentally shoots a beam out of it. It hits Grodus.
Grodus: (sadly) Why did you hit me with that beam? *sniff* WAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Crump: …
He shoots him again.
Grodus: DIE!
Crump: AHH!
He shoots him again.
Grodus: Yay! Whee! Yahoo!
He shoots him again.
Grodus: Ah…
Crump: (sarcastically) Great. My boss is emotionally unstable.
Grodus: Normally, I would kill you for saying that. But I am too calm.
Crump: ^_^
Hmmm. That expression
seemed a little too anime-like.
CRYSTAL KING/ K. ROOL/ BLACK JEWEL AND GIGA BOWSER/ ELDER PRINCESS
The Crystal King is walking up Tall, Tall Mountain. He’s at the top, when he sees and grabs the Super Happy Tree. K. Rool catches up.
K. Rool: *pant* Die! *pant*
Crystal King: Stop following me!
A laser suddenly shoots from the heart on the Super Happy Tree, turning K. Rool into a pop-up book titled “K. Rool”. Suddenly, a laser shoots the 2 of them. What’s left is an icy-blue Mushroom, a dark green Mushroom, the Ice Land wand, and the Super Happy Tree. The Black Jewel comes, and takes those items. He gets back on top of Giga Bowser, and leaves. Elder Princess comes out, and eats the 2 Mushrooms.
Elder Princess:
Now I have the power of the Crystal King and K. Rool!
WALUIGI
Waluigi is on
his island, Waluigi’s Island, where he sees the Green Music Key. He takes
it, and leaves.
YOSHI AND GONZALES JR/ VICTOR AND ARMY
The 2 dinosaurs are searching around Ricco Harbor, looking for a Power Object. They find one, when they see 2 devious beings.
Yoshi and Gonzales Jr: ?
Victor and Army: ?
Victor: Give that to us.
Army: Or else.
Gonzales Jr: Or else what?
Victor pulls out his sword, and Army pulls out 2 tough hammers.
Yoshi: We can take you!
Gonzales Jr. and Army go at it. The little one tries to ground pound the black turtle, when he preempts the attack with a hammer toss. Gonzales Jr. is knocked into the air. He throws an egg, and Army shrinks.
Army: ZOINKS!
Gonzales Jr. ground pounds him. Meanwhile, Victor is pulling his sword towards himself, as Yoshi’s tongue tries to pull it towards him, in tug-of-war fashion. Yoshi lets go, and the sword smacks Victor in the face. Suddenly, Gonzales Jr. eats Victor, and spits him out at Army. Then…
Gonzales Jr: STAMPEDE!
A group of Yoshis trample the 2 enemies. But during that, Victor rises up (severely damaging a few Yoshis), and is in his ultimate form, meaning he has those bat wings, and his sword and head are on purple fire again.
Army: Wow. Not very many can get Victor to go this far.
Victor dives towards the dinosaurs, but Yoshi ground pounds him. However, his shell spikes cause Yoshi damage. Gonzales Jr. throws an egg to shrink him, but it’s sliced by Victor. Victor then attacks G. J. like a madman. Gonzales Jr. faints.
Yoshi: GONZALES JR.!
Yoshi throws giant eggs at Victor, but he just slices them. He swings his sword, and a beam goes towards Yoshi. It connects, but Yoshi manages to stay awake, and swallow him.
Army: 0.0
Yoshi pushes the egg into the water. He then starts to ground pound Army, but is met with a hammer, followed by a dive slash by Victor, who seems to have escaped. He tosses the Yoshis into the distance, and takes their items. Not to mention the one the yoshis just found: the Purple Star Piece.
Army: Good work, Bro.
Victor: Yeah, when I did most of it.
Army: Well some of us don’t have a super form.
They leave the
harbor.
KAMEK AND KAMMY/ BLACK JEWEL AND GIGA BOWSER/ FELLOWSHIP/ ELDER PRINCESS
Kamkek and Kammy are flying, when they meet the Black Jewel, and Giga Bowser.
Jewel: It’s about time! MINIONS! SEIZE THEM!
Zombie versions of Bowser’s army attack the 2. The zombie Koopalings stack up, and do a move similar to the Koopa Bros’ Shell-Stack Attack. The only difference is that there’s 8 of them.
Kamek and Kammy: OUCH!
Kammy heals the group, and Kamek casts a spell. They look the same, but they’re faster, stronger, glowing, and can fight as if they were on Dragon Ball Z.
Kammy: Sweet!
They use this advantage to fight the zombies. They also manage to best Giga Bowser. The Black Jewel’s tentacles glow, then spin. When the glowing tentacles hit Kamek and Kammy, they turn into glowing blue and purple Mushrooms. The Jewel’s army leaves. Elder Princess Shroob arrives.
Elder Princess: Good! They were turned into Mushrooms when they were powerful! That means once I eat them, I’ll get their advanced power!
She eats them, and leaves. Suddenly, the Fellowship is freed from Teh Closet.
P.T.: Finally! … MINE!
He takes Kamek’s wand.
Noki: I’M FREE!
He leaves.
Doopliss: Now what?
E-Man: I know! We’ll try to capture Bowser in that place we were in, so he gives up the Star Rod.
Kody: I heard that he’s Giga Bowser now, and that the Jewel has the Star Rod.
E-Man: Oh. Then
we’ll do that to the Jewel.
SUNNYCIDE/ BLACK JEWEL/ ELDER PRINCESS
Sunnycide is walking along.
Black Jewel: You! You look powerful! Join me!
Sunnycide: Why?
Black Jewel: Free dental service! Not to mention, if you help me get ALL the Power Objects, you’ll get a free car!
Sunnycide: I’m in!
Black Jewel: Good. So I guess my army is no longer of use! Except for Giga Bowser.
He turns his entire zombie army into black Mushrooms with blue spots, which Elder Princess eats (without being noticed).
Elder Princess:
(Yes! I have the strength of an entire zombie army, and the zombie Koopalings!)
X-NAUTS/ FELLOWSHIP
Grodus and Crump are walking around, searching for a chocolate shop (Grodus is depressed and needs comfort food), when they are suddenly sucked into Kamek’s wand. In Teh Closet…
Grodus: WAAAHHHHH!!! WE’RE TRAPPED IN A CLOSET!
Crump: (Okay. I’m going to change him back… OH MY DAD, I LOST OUR POWER ITEMS!) Wait, who are those 2 trapped with us?
Grimace: Nothing can kill the Grimace!
Batman: My bat senses are tingling.
Grodus: WAAAHHHH!
Crump: …
Back with the fellowship, E-Man gathers the Vibe Scepter, a Beanstar Piece, and the literal Crystal Star.
E-Man: Man, I’m glad we trapped Grimace.
Stinger 2: Don’t the Beanstar Pieces grant wishes?
E-Man: I’ll try. I wish I had the Star Rod!
Nothing happens.
E-Man: Huh?
Majora: I think that wish is too powerful for 1 shard. Maybe if we had 3, or so. Or maybe that wish would make things too easy.
They walk, and see the chocolate shop Grodus and Crump were looking for.
P.T. and Octorock: CHOCOLATE!!!
They rush in, and pig out on chocolate.
Rest of the Fellowship:…
MARIO BROS/ KING BOO AND CO / BLACK JEWEL/ ELDER PRINCESS
The 4 of them meet.
Fludd: I am detecting that these 4 have Power Items.
Luigi: I thought it was Power Objects.
Fludd: Either one.
King Boo: Then we shall battle! MELEE!
Mario, Croco, and Petey are fighting. The reptile steals the Diamond Star. When Mario is chasing (and squirting) him, he is hit with a goop ball.
Croco: Now for, EARTH TREMOR!
He uses the attack, but Mario’s hat protects him. It hits Petey.
Petey: Ouch!
Meanwhile, Luigi, King Boo, and Popple are doing battle. Luigi is in the middle of sucking up King Boo, when Popple takes the Marvelous Compass. Luigi stops to attack Popple, when King Boo smacks Luigi with his tongue.
Luigi: Ouch! Hey! My wallet! Hey! My hat!
King Boo: Shine!
He shines, and Popple is protected. Luigi isn’t. They take the items he had.
Mario: We’re losing! 4 vs. 2 isn’t fair!
Black Jewel: Well, there will be 1 soon, and it will be me!
Sunnycide encases King Boo, Petey, Croco, and Popple in eggs. Petey breaks out, flies up, and spits goop on Giga Bowser. King Boo fazes out, and possesses Giga Bowser. G. B. then breathes fire to break the eggs, but it also burns the thieves.
Giga Bowser (King Boo): Oops.
He then possesses the Jewel.
Petey: You go, King Bo!
Black Jewel (King Boo): It’s BOO.
Petey: I know. I just wanted to rhyme.
The possessed Jewel shoots a beam at Giga Bowser and Sunnycide, then at the thieves. Then, he takes the thieves’ items.
Petey: Why’d you do that?
Jewel (KB): When you’re all powerful, you don’t need partners.
Petey: Does this mean-
Jewel (KB): No, I’ve known you too long to get rid of you.
The Elder Princess eats the green-gray-brown Mushroom (Giga Bowser), the pink and green Mushroom (Sunnycide), the purple Mushroom (Croco), and the green Mushroom (Popple).
Mario: Hey!
He straps the Golden Bananas to Fludd, and squirts at Elder Princess. But she then turns into 3 of her, and throws Crystal Bits, which freeze the water.
Mario: 0.0
Elder Princess: I’ve been eating the Mushroom-ified people, to gain their power! Now, goodbye!
She leaves. Meanwhile, the Jewel fights off King Boo’s influence. He then tries to turn King Boo into a Mushroom, but he turns intangible.
Black Jewel: … SUPER HAPPY TREE!
King Boo: Wha-AHHHH!!!
He’s turned into a popup story book named “King Boo”. Petey goes to get it, but…
Black Jewel: DESERT LAND WAND!
Immense heat sets on Petey.
Petey: So… hot… I think… I’m going to… faint.
He faints. Suddenly there is a red and green Mushroom and a white Mushroom. But before the Jewel takes their items, the Mario Bros. snatch them.
Black Jewel: ARG!
He shoots a beam at the Bros, but their hats absorb it.
Black Jewel: What?!
Mario: The hats protect us against Power Objects!
Luigi: And your advanced power is because of Power Objects!
Mario: ART ATTACK!
1,000 red circles appear around the Jewel, but they do no damage.
Black Jewel: I have the Star Rod!
The elder alien royalty eats Petey and King Boo’s Mushrooms, then leaves.
Mario: LOOK! JERRY SEINFELD!
Black Jewel: Where?!
He looks the other
way, and the Bros. escape. However, Mario manages to swipe Peach’s voice
from the Jewel.
GRUBBA’S GROUP/ TATANGA/ BLACK JEWEL/ ELDER PRINCESS
The Clubbas are waiting, when Wart and Rawk show up.
Grubba: Finally!
Suddenly, Tatanga (still running and screaming) bumps into Grubba.
Wart: I know that guy! We fought in Pipe Land!
Grubba: Big mistake. MACHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
He becomes macho, and beats the pulp out of Tatanga. Then he tosses him into the distance. Meanwhile…
Black Jewel: Darn. Now I have no minions.
Tatanga lands.
As usual, he’s a purple Mushroom. The Jewel leaves, and the princess eats.
YOSHIS
The 2 dinosaurs recover, and find a pink jewel.
Gonzales Jr: Is this a Power Object?
Yoshi: I don’t know.
The Jewel awakens.
Jewel: I am the White Jewel!
Gonzales Jr: But you’re pink.
White Jewel: Well, the Black Jewel is purple. I am the Spirit of Light, the sister of the Black Jewel.
Yoshi: Can you help us stop him?
White Jewel: I have to have powerful Power Objects, or be freed from my jewel state.
Gonzales Jr: Should we shatter you?
WJ: No! That would kill me! My brother could shatter, because he had power! You must take me to the Palace of Shadows. We must defeat the Shadow Queen.
Yoshi: 0.0 But she’s so powerful!
Gonzales Jr: Hey, the Great Gonzales could do it, so can we!
White Jewel: I can assist. I can’t fight, but I can heal, and stuff.
Yoshi: Okay. But it would help to know where we are.
White Jewel: The Bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials.
Yoshis: Then that means…
Bonetail: ARRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!
Yoshi: Hey, what’s that embedded in his skull?
They see the Yellow Music Key. A giant, yellow half note squishes Yoshi. GJ throws an egg that shrinks it, so Yoshi can escape. He then throws another at Bonetail. Yoshi takes the Yellow Music Key, and squishes the skeleton dragon with a ground pound. Now, an exit pipe appears.
Gonzales Jr: Sweet!
Yoshi: But that was a little TOO easy.
Gonzales Jr: He’s probably worn out, for some reason.
They leave.
ARMY AND VICTOR/ GOOD KONGS
Army is holding Diddy by his collar. The other Kongs are unconscious, via Victor.
Army: Tell us where the Golden Bananas are!
Diddy: Mario and Luigi have them…
Army: Good.
Army lets go, and Diddy trips him with his tail. Army gets back up, and hammers Diddy out the window.
Army: I guess we ought to go kill the Mario Bros.
Victor: It must stink to be you.
Army: How?
Victor: You could capture the Mario Bros, but you couldn’t beat Peach!
Army: …
FELLOWSHIP
P.T. is still in the chocolate place, messing with peoples’ emotions.
Kody: Can we go now?
E-Man: Come on, P.T. Let’s go!
P.T.: CHOCOLATE!
He shoots E-Man with the Vibe Scepter.
E-Man: DIE!
P.T.: AHHHH!!!
He chases P.T. all around the place, in rage.
P.T.: Heh heh. Teens. So emotionally unstable. I wonder what happens if I hit him again.
He does.
E-Man: Ah…
P.T.: Wow.
SMITHY GANG
Smithy reunited with the rest of his gang. He’s now with them at Harhall’s studio.
Harhall: If you want the Light Blue Star Piece, then you will paint my shi-AAAHHHH!!!
Bowyer shoots Harhall with an arrow, freezing her. Or him. Whichever.
Bowyer goes over to the cage, and takes out the Light Blue Star Piece.
Axem Red: Wasn’t that going to be somewhere else?
Yaridovich: I don’t know. I think the author is too busy with other plots to remember.
Rest of the Smithy Gang: Ah.
They leave. However, Harhall is still frozen.
Harhall: Uh, my
nose itches.
II PIANTISSIMO/ WALUIGI/ WARIO GANG
II Piantissimo is exercising on Gelato Beach. Suddenly, Waluigi approaches him.
II Piantissimo: Huh? What is it? What do you want?
Waluigi: I heard that you’re really fast. I was going to enlist you to help me find the Power Objects.
II Piantissimo: Oh, man! It’s time, already?! I’m behind! I need to go!
Waluigi: I’ll give you 1 of mine, if you help.
Piantissimo: I guess.
He gives him the Red Music Key. Meanwhile, Jimmy T, Dribble, Spitz, Mona, Orbulon, Kat, Ana, and Dr. Crygor are playing Monopoly (don’t ask) when the purple pair come.
Waluigi: Wario’s been turned into a Mushroom. We must avenge him, and get Power Objects. Who’s in?
Mona: I’m out. I have to go work my shift.
The rest of them
jump into a taxi that Dribble and Spitz drive to somewhere.
YOSHIS AND THE WHITE JEWEL
The dinosaurs are just outside the 1,000-Year Door, when they meet a certain duo…
First Voice: Pr3p4r3 f0r 4 thr4sh1ng!
Second Voice: Y34h, y0u n00bs! 4rmy H4mm3r Br0 s3nt us t0 st0p y0u!
Yoshi: Oh no.
It’s revealed
that the voices are the L33t H4mm3r 8r0z.
MARIO BROS.
Mario: E. Gadd was right. Things are getting tougher. Also, when it seems old groups are kicked out of the contest, new ones come.
Luigi: Yeah. Hey, does the Sneaky Parasol count as a Power Object?
Mario: Well, it is the only one of its kind. I think so.
Luigi: Good, because I think I heard about it being in Giant Land.
Mario: Let’s go!
GRUBBA’S GROUP
Grubba: Okay, guys. Where should we go?
Tubba: Oho Oasis?
Rawk: Pinna Park?
Wart: The Yellow Switch Palace?
Grubba: Switch
Palace it is!
GENERAL GUY
Shy Guy: Uh, sir?
General Guy: What?
Shy Guy: Well, Bowser, Kamek, Kammy, the Koopalings, the Koopa Bros, and the Crystal King are all defeated. Maybe we should get the Power Objects in their stead?
General Guy: Excellent!
Prepare the troops!
GOOD KONGS
The primates wake up.
Cranky: DK, we’ll stay in danger, if nothing is done. You need to go stop those villains!
DK: Okay. Where should I go?
Cranky: I don’t know! Just somewhere!
DK: Fine.
DK leaves.
ELDER PRINCESS SHROOB
She’s walking around, when she suddenly spits out Giga Bowser’s Mushroom.
Elder Princess: What? He must be so powerful, I can’t contain him!
He transforms, but is now regular Bowser, instead of Giga Bowser.
Elder: Now you’ll be easier to eat! Or maybe I’ll just kill you!
She charges at him with her elbow.
Bowser: Fire Breath!
He burns the alien.
Elder: You’re tougher than I thought!
She transforms, and does her worst attacks on Bowser. All that’s left is a crater, and Bowser Bones. The princess changes back.
Elder: Your loss.
She leaves. Bowser Bones reawakens.
BB: Oh… AHH!! I’M A DRY BONES AGAIN! Oh well. At least I look cooler this way. And I still have the Star-AHH! THE STAR ROD IS GONE! I bet that nasty E-Man stole it back, while I was unconscious! To the castle!
He charges to
the castle.
YOSHIS AND WHITE JEWEL/ L33T H4MM3R 8R0Z.
The dinosaurs are winning their bout. Eventually, the l33t-speaking turtles lose.
8r0 #1: 0k4y! Y0u w1n! W3’ll 3v3n h3lp y0ur c4us3!
Yoshi: Okay!
The quintet enter
the 1,000-Year Door.
GRUBBA’S GROUP/ DONKEY KONG
The group is inside the Yellow Switch Palace.
Grubba: Well, I guess there are no Power Objects here. Wart, you dirty liar!
They leave, and see Donkey Kong walk by.
Wart: Hey! He could have Power Objects!
Tubba: GET HIM!
They charge at DK.
DK: Uh oh.
He pulls out his coconut cannon, and bombards Rawk and Wart. Grubba macho-fies.
Grubba: Now for yours!
He beats up DK. But the gorilla recovers, and beats up Grubba, like in Jungle Beat. He then punches Tubba, but…
Tubba: Ha! With no heart, I’m invincible!
He flings DK into
the distance.
SMITHY GANG/ WALUIGI’S GROUP
Smithy’s gang is walking across Mushroom Bridge, when they see the REAL Millennium Star in the middle. When Smithy goes to get it, he sees Waluigi’s hand is already on it.
Waluigi: Who are you?
Smithy: We are the Smithy Gang, and we shall rule Plit!
Waluigi: Then I guess…
Axem Rangers: IT’S A MELEE!
Waluigi throws purple Bob-ombs with an upside-down, yellow L on their foreheads at Smithy. Smithy hammers 3 of them away, but gets hit in the face by the last one. Meanwhile, Dribble and Spitz (in their taxi) are trying to run over the Axem Rangers, when Mack lands on them. They lose consciousness, and drive the taxi over the edge. They land in 1 of the whirlpools under the bridge.
Mack: Ha ha! You’d die without me!
Axems:…
Il Piantissimo is running towards Bowyer, while dodging arrows. He reaches him, and punches him in the face.
Bowyer: Nyah! Painful, was that!
Piantissimo pulls out the Red Music Key, and barrages Bowyer with red music notes. Meanwhile, Orbulon and Dr. Crygor are in a UFO, shooting lasers at Yaridovich. Yaridovich turns into 3 of himself, and the lasers hit the clones. He then throws his spear at them, causing them to crash. Then, the UFO explodes, and the impact sends them into a whirlpool under the bridge. Meanwhile, Kat and Ana are fighting the Axems.
Axem Red: I can’t believe they beat Black and Yellow.
Green is fast, and knocks Kat out. Ana knocks him out, and Pink knocks HER out! A Waluigi bomb knocks her out, and Bowyer freezes him, and knocks him out.
Jimmy T: There’s only one thing I can do now.
Jimmy T. starts disco dancing, but Yaridovich knocks him out. Smithy then tosses all of Waluigi’s crew over the edge. But they forgot one person.
II PiantissimoL (while leaving, unnoticed): Ha ha ha!
Smithy: HEY! WHERE’S
THE MILLENIUM STAR?!
MARIO BROS.
The Bros. make it to Giant Land, and grab the Sneaky Parasol off of the top of Iggy’s castle.
Fludd: I am detecting
a Star Piece in the Waffle Kingdom.
GENERAL GUY
The Shy Guys are going through the Mushroom Kingdom.
Shy Guy in a tank with GG: Are we there yet?
General Guy: We get there, when we get there!
Groove Guy: Yo, G-dog! I heard that Bowser is back, yo!
General: Excellent! Head back to the Toy Box, then!
They all head
back to Shy Guy’s Toy Box.
YOSHIS, L33T H4MM3R 8R0Z, and WHITE JEWEL
The 5 of them enter the Shadow Queen’s room. Yoshi, Gonzales Jr, and the 8r0z. open the Shadow Queen’s coffin.
Shadow Queen: I’M FREE!!!
Spirit of Light: Hello, Shadow Queen. Remember me?
Shadow Queen: YOU!
She shoots a dark beam at the good Jewel, but it’s countered with a light one.
Yoshi and L33t H4mm3r 8r0z: 0.0
Gonzales Jr: This is the Shadow Queen. Gonzales and I beat her up once!
The Spirit of Light glows white, and rams into SQ’s head. Shadow Queen then breathes dark fire on the Jewel. She then summons dead hands (please tell me that wasn’t the best she could name them) to destroy the spectators. Yoshi ground pounds them, Gonzales Jr. eats some and spits them out at others, and the L33t 8r0z. hammer the hands.
Gonzales Jr: STAMPEDE!
An armada of Yoshis charge at the Shadow Queen. However, she turns them into shadow minions.
Gonzales Jr: Mini Egg!
He throws an egg to shrink the queen, but she puts a few shadow Yoshis in the way.
Pura and Shadow Yoshi (the tourist): Hey!
Yoshi, Gonzales Jr, and the 8r0z. fight the minions while the Jewel and queen duke it out. Eventually, the Jewel shoots a bright beam at the Shadow Queen, and wins.
Shadow Queen: Fine. You’ve won your true form back…
The queen disappears. The shadow Yoshis turn back to normal (except Pura and Shadow Yoshi) and leave. The Jewel shatters, revealing a female Shaman in bright pink robes.
Yoshis and 8r0z: 0.0
Spirit of Light: Now we must go and destroy my brother.
8r0. #2: Sh0uldn’t w3 g3t s0m3 P0w3r 08j3cts f1rst?
Spirit of Light:
We don’t need any.
BLACK JEWEL/ WALUIGI’S CREW/ ELDER PRINCESS SHROOB
Black Jewel: *gasp* My sister has been freed! She must’ve defeated the Shadow Queen for her true form! Then I guess I know where I’m going to go!
Suddenly, Waluigi’s group flies out of a nearby sewer entrance.
Black Jewel: These people could pose a threat…
He turns them into Mushrooms, all of which are eaten by Elder Princess Shroob.
Chart:
Purple=Waluigi
Red=Jimmy T.
Orange/Brown=Dribble
Yellow=Spitz
Blue=Kat
Blue=Ana
Yellow=Dr. Crygor
White=Orbulon
The Jewel heads
to Monstro Town.
KING K. and BANDY ANDY
Kylie Koopa, the peanut-shaped reporter, and a Lakitu cameraman are interviewing King K and Bandy Andy in the Glitz Pit.
Kylie: So King K, how’s it feel to have lost your two partners in a wild gopher accident, and have to join Bandy Andy’s team?
King K: What gopher accident? They never died! They’re right over there behind you, at the vending machine!
Peanut Reporter: Ah. The grief must’ve overwhelmed him. He’s delusional! Bandy Andy, how does it feel to have one of your teammates pushed over the edge of Glitzville?
Andy: What?! All of my teammates are there at the machine with King K’s group!
Kylie: The grief must be getting to him, too. Well, back to you, Senor Bones!
At a news station…
Senor Bones: Uh… yeah.
Mr. Kipper: That was almost as dumb as Vomer on weather, and Broozer on sports! Anyway, our next story features the Power Objects, getting more powerful. Many citizens of Plit are in a mad contest to get them all!
Senor Bones: Wow!
Back in the Glitz Pit…
King K (who somehow heard that): Wow! Let’s go! Bye, guys! I’m going to… uh… Belgium! Be back when I can!
Andy: Uh, me too!
They leave, and
rent a blimp to Rogueport.
IL PIANTISSIMO
Piantissimo: Glad you could make it. I needed some people to make up my army!
Piantissimo’s army consists of Hinopio, Boshi, Booster, Shadow Mario, Ishmail, Gus, Garf, and Goose.
Piantissimo: Now, let’s get some Power Objects!
Others: Yeah!
GENO and TWINK/ BOWSER BONES/ GENERAL GUY’S ARMY
The two of them land outside Bowser’s castle. They see Princess Shroob’s corpse, and sees that she’s holding the Cobalt Star.
Geno: We’ll need that!
He takes it. They leave. Meanwhile, Bowser Bones makes it back.
Bowser Bones: What?! No one’s here? KOOPALINGS! KAMEK! KAMMY! CLAWDIA! KARMA! PLAYFUL! BAGELS! MONSTER AT THE FOOT OF CLAWDIA AND MY BED! ANYONE!
General Guy’s army walks by, trying to get to the Toy Box.
General Guy: Ahh! Bowser! What happened?
Bowser Bones: I need to change back!
Medi Guy: I’ll help!
He throws a potion at the skeleton. He’s now… Baby Bowser?
Baby Bowser: WAAHHH! I WANTED TO BE FLESH, BUT NOT A BABY! WAHH!
Medi Guy: Oops.
He tries again. He’s regular Bowser, but…
Bowser: Oh, where am I? Who am I? Who are you?
General Guy: …! Uh, you’re my new rookie! You will obey me, Rookie!
“Rookie”: Yes, sir!
General Guy gives him a Shy Guy outfit to fit Bowser.
General Guy: Now
to get Power Objects!
BLACK JEWEL
The Jewel is leaving Monstro Town, having just killed Culex.
Black Jewel: Now to free myself!
He shatters, revealing a Shaman in dark purple robes.
Spirit of Shadow: HA, HA, HA!
He leaves.
YOSHI’S GROUP/ GENO and TWINK
The quintet are walking, when…
Spirit of Light: ! My brother was freed! I sense it! We must hurry!
Suddenly, a crate falls from the sky. Jelly Jiggler comes out, and runs away. Then, Prince Mush comes out.
Gonzales Jr: Prince Mush? What are you doing here?
Prince Mush: Jolene sent me to help you guys!
Geno and Twink appear.
Twink: We can tell you’ll need our help, too.
8r0 #2: Sw33t!
X-NAUTS
The X-Nauts are still on the ship waiting for Crump and Grodus to return from the chocolate shop.
Random X-Naut: Now what?
Z-Yux: PARTY!
Meanwhile, in Teh Closet…
Grimace: Nothing can kill the Grimace!
Batman: My Bat Senses are still tingling! Like never before!
Grodus: WAAHH!!!
Crump: (How much
longer will I be surrounded by morons?!)
FELLOWSHIP
The Fellowship is walking along now. E-Man is emotionally normal again, and P.T. isn’t allowed to hold the Vibe Scepter anymore!
Kody: What’s that?
They see the Spirit of Shadows walk by.
Doopliss: E-Man?
E-Man: I don’t
know.
KING K. and BANDY ANDY/ VICTOR and ARMY
King K. and Bandy Andy are looking for the Magical Map in the courtyard from Wario World… How exactly did they get there? Oh well.
Victor: Don’t even think about it.
Victor and Army pull out their weapons.
King K. and Andy: Gulp!
1 quick beating
later, King K. and Andy are unconscious, and Army has the map.
GRUBBA’S GROUP/ IL PIANTISSIMO’S GROUP
Grubba’s group meets Piantissimo’s group in the Minus World. How they’re breathing, I don’t know.
Piantissimo: Who are you?
Grubba: I am the great Grubba! And this is Tubba Blubba, Rawk Hawk, and Wart! Now who are you?
Piantissimo: I’m the great Il Piantissimo! And this is Hinopio, Shadow Mario, Booster, Boshi, Gus, Garf, and Goose!
Grubba: You’d better not be here for the Up Arrow.
Piantissimo: I was going to say that. MELEE!
Grubba: Muscle Up!
He becomes macho, and pounds the living daylights out of Piantissimo. However, Gus, Garf, and Goose bombard him with spears. Then, Rawk Hawk slide-kicks, knocking the 3 of them out. But Shadow Mario knocks Rawk out with his paintbrush, before Wart spits acid bubbles at him. Then, Boshi eats Wart and hatches an egg, which is attacked by Booster and Ishmail. Meanwhile, Piantissimo manages to get the Up Arrow.
Piantissimo: I knew it was a Power Object. But what does it do? Maybe if I said it’s name… Up Arrow!
He floats up,
out of the Minus World. His partners grab on, and float away, too.
MARIO BROS/ GENERAL GUY’S ARMY
Mario and Luigi are looking for one of the two Ultra Stones in Stardust Fields, when they meet General Guy’s army.
General Guy: Halt! We will kill you! ATTACK!!!
A bunch of Shy Guys start swarming the Brothers. However, with the Power Objects and their abilities, the army is beaten.
General Guy: Oh well. ROOKIE!
A giant Shy Guy with Bowser’s shell comes.
Rookie: Yes, General?
Fludd: Mario! I am detecting that the giant Shy Guy is none other than Bowser!
Mario: Mamamia!
General: Kill them!
Rookie: As you say.
He removes his mask and breathes fire, but Mario squirts at it. Luigi then takes the Chuckola Reserve from Mario.
Luigi: CHUCKOLA RESERVE!
The Chuckolator comes, and destroys General Guy’s tank. General Guy falls unconscious on the ground.
Rookie: Die!
He then hides in his shell, and slams into Luigi and the Chuckolator, who goes back into the barrel and into Mario’s pocket.
Mario: Luigi!
Mario then hammers Rookie. But Rookie then slashes at Mario with his claw.
Mario: SHINE!
Using 90 of the
Shine Sprites, Mario glows so bright, Rookie has to shield his eyes. When
the glow wears off, Rookie is still shielding his eyes. Mario then grabs
him by the tail, and tosses him into the distance. Then he grabs and throws
General Guy into the distance, like in Super Mario Bros. 2. Then, he grabs
an Ultra Stone.
YOSHI’S GROUP
The group is walking along, when they see a crate crash in front of them. Prince Mush emerges.
Mush: Jolene sent me to help you guys.
Gonzales Jr: Sweet!
8r0z: W00t!
KING K and ANDY/ SPIRIT OF SHADOWS/ ELDER PRINCESS SHROOB
King K and Andy are walking around.
Andy: I can’t believe how easy it was to steal this Ultra Stone from that Boo!
King K: Yeah!
Suddenly, they’re
reduced to a yellow Mushroom and a green Mushroom. The Spirit of Shadows
takes the Ultra Stone, and Elder Princess eats the Mushrooms.
FELLOWSHIP and X-NAUTS
The Fellowship is searching for Power Objects, when P.T. trips, and Grodus, Crump, Grimace, and Batman are freed from Teh Closet. Grimace and Batman run away.
Crump: FREE AT LAST!
Grodus: WAAHHH!!! I MISS THAT PLACE!
Doopliss: E-Man?
E-Man: Go ahead.
Doopliss turns into a Broozer, and beats the tar out of Grodus and Crump. He then throws them into the distance. They land on their ship, but the impact causes them to break through the ship, and causes it to sink.
Majora: Wow.
P.T.: This is taking too long! To the Me-Mobile!
They suddenly enter a rocket car. P.T. is driving.
P.T.: 3-2-1, BANZAI!!!
A small, Oriental tree appears. P.T. starts messing with it for a bit, until it breaks. He then burns it.
P.T.: BLASTOFF!
The car blasts off.
Kody: I’m getting carsick.
P.T.: Too bad!
The car zooms away, and break sinto the underground.
P.T.: 1-2-3-4, get this car right through that door!
The car bursts through the 1,000-Year Door. They’re launched into the Shadow Queen’s room. E-Man picks up a Dried Shroom.
E-Man: It may be wimpy, but the treasure should count as a Power Object, too.
The Shadow Queen awakens.
Shadow Queen: Die!
Fellowship: Oh
darn.
GENO and TWINK/ MARIO BROS.
Twink: Geno, I figured out something horrible! Elder Princess Shroob is eating the Mushrooms that are the victims of the Jewel! She’s gaining their power!
Geno: Oh no! We must stop her! Luckily, Peach knows how!
Soon, at Peach’s…
Geno and Twink: CACKLETTA STOLE PEACH’S VOICE?!
Toadsworth: Unfortunately.
Geno: We must get it back, and give it to Peach. Then she’ll tell us. But who has it?
As if on cue, Mario and Luigi enter Peach’s castle.
Mario: Peach! We got your voice back!
He takes the cork off the bottle, and a pink essence goes into Peach’s mouth.
Peach: I can talk!
Twink: Peach, how did you capture Elder Princess Shroob?
Peach: You have to show the Cobalt Star in her presence.
Geno: Good thing we have it! Mario, Luigi, will you help us?
Mario Bros: You got it!
Twink: But where could she be?
Fludd: A built-in detector is stating that she’s in the Waffle Kingdom.
Luigi: Good! A Star Piece is there, too!
Mario: Let’s–a go!
Mario, Luigi,
Geno, and Twink leave.
DONKEY KONG/ IL PIANTISSIMO’S GROUP
DK collides with
Piantissimo’s group, which is still in the air. He knocks them down, and
they’re unconscious. But DK isn’t. He then takes all their items, and runs
away.
GENERAL GUY and ROOKIE/ SPIRIT OF SHADOWS/ ELDER PRINCESS
General Guy and Rookie land from their fall.
General: Oh, my head… HEY! The Green Star Piece! Aha! Come, Rookie! There are more treasures to be found!
Rookie: “Rookie”? Who’s that?
General: Don’t question your place, fool! I am your master! Obey me!
Rookie: WHAT?! I AM THE GREAT BOWSER! KING OF THE KOOPAS! AND YOU WANT ME TO OBEY YOU?!
General: (Uh oh. He recovered his memory!)
Bowser removes
the costume, and roasts General Guy. Then he leaves. Then, the usual “Mushroom-ify,
then eat” thing takes place. In other words, General Guy became a white
Mushroom that gets eaten by EPS. Not to mention, the Jewel takes the Green
Star Piece.
GRUBBA’S GROUP
Grubba and his gang recover from their beating in the Minus World. They keep killing each other, until they run out of lives. Then, they end up at the beginning of World 1-1 of SMB.
Tubba: I wish there was a less violent way to escape the Minus World. By the way, how did I die? I’m invincible!
Wart: Maybe it’s wearing off?
Grubba: Either way! We have to look for them Power Objects! … Say, why isn’t my accent here?
Wart: Maybe it’s
wearing off?
SMITHY GANG
On the Blade…
Yaridovich: Well, what should we go after now?
Smithy: I don’t know… How about the Star Spirits?
Bowyer: It is, Star Spirits! Nyah!
Axem Red: Okay.
He steers the ship, backwards.
Smithy: IDIOT! SOMEONE THAT HAS A STAR SPIRIT WAS THAT WAY!
Axem Red: Oops.
He turns it back.
Smithy: Now, I think Mario has one.
Mack: Isn’t he going to the Waffle Kingdom?
Smithy: TO THE WAFFLE KINGDOM!
Axem Red sets course for the Waffle Kingdom.
Mack: Uh, the Waffle Kingdom is that way.
Axem Red: Oops.
He turns the ship
towards that direction.
IL PIANTISSIMO’S GROUP/ SPRIT OF SHADOWS/ ELDER PRINCESS SHROOB
The group wakes up.
Piantissimo: AAH! OUR POWER OBJECTS ARE GONE!
Ishmail: Forget you!
Gus, Garf, Goose, and Booster: YEAH!
They leave.
Piantissimo: At least you’re still with me.
Shadow Mario: Actually, I’m going to fly solo. SEE YA!
He paints one of his M’s. Then, he hops into it.
Piantissimo: Darn. I QUIT!
Sprit of Shadows: Then I guess you won’t mind THIS!
He turns him into
a purple Mushroom, as well as the members of the group that left, somehow,
except for Shadow Mario. Elder Princess Shroob eats them.
HINOPIO
Hinopio wakes up somewhere.
Hinopio: How’d I get here?
When DK bopped you all, you got knocked away, while the rest of the group landed.
Hinopio: Ah.
Shadow Mario appears.
Hinopio: SHADOW MARIO! Where are the others?
Shadow Mario: We all quit. I’m flying solo.
Hinopio: Can I come? I have nowhere to go.
Shadow Mario: Fine.
Dazzle: Hi! I’m Dazzle! I want to come, too!
Shadow Mario: Ugh… Fine.
They set off to
find Power Objects.
LORD CRUMP
Lord Crump emerges from the water.
Crump: All of that caused all of us but me to die! FELLOWSHIP OF THE STAR ROD! I WILL KILL YOU! BUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!!!