FELLOWSHIP/ SPIRIT OF SHADOW/ EPS
The fellowship is fighting the Shadow Queen, who’s defeated Majora, Stinger 2, Octorock, and Doopliss.
E-Man: Vibe Scepter!
S. Q. becomes angry, and knocks E-Man out.
P.T.: That is cheating, and you will die for this!
Kody: Yeah! Now for the Power Objects I had all along! Form Baton! Balance Stone!
Suddenly, a bunch of Miis appear, and beat up the Shadow Queen.
P.T.: I can see I’m not needed.
P.T. lays down in a corner and listens to a motivational tape.
Tape: You are powerful and attractive. You are the life of the party. You are a skilled metalworker.
P.T.: I didn’t even know that last one!
Soon, the Shadow Queen dies, and the Miis disappear. The others then wake up.
E-Man: Did you do it?
Kody: Yep! We finished her off!
The Spirit of Shadows then appears!
Spirit of Shadows: Die!
He mushroomifies Kody, Doopliss, Octorock, Stinger 2, and Majora.
E-Man: AAH!
E-Man quickly takes the Star Rod from the Spirit, and it splits back into 2 Star Rods.
P.T.: Fire Breath!
He breathes fire.
Spirit of Shadows: When I get this fire off, I’ll destroy you!
P.T.: Quick! I know where to find some allies!
E-Man warps them
out, and the Spirit warps himself out. EPS eats the Mushrooms.
SHADOW MARIO’S GROUP/ SPIRIT/ EPS
Shadow Mario, Hinopio, and Fazzle meet 9-Volt.
9-Volt: Nice Star Stamps.
Dazzle: Thanks.
9-Volt then swipes the stamps, and runs into the Spirit of Shadows.
Spirit: I’ll be taking those Star Stamps, now…
9-Volt: Oh no…
The same routine
happens, leaving four Mushrooms that EPS eats.
CRUMP/ BOWSER/ DK/ SPIRIT/ EPS
Crump: I will kill that fellowship! Huh? YOU!
Bowser: Huh? YOU!
Crump throws a grenade at Bowser, who throws it back, causing it to blow up on Crump. Bowser then does a Bowser Bomb, crushing Crump.
Bowser: That was easy!
DK then suddenly beats Bowser, Jungle Beat style.
Bowser: Dirty little sneak…
Bowser faints.
DK: No one can stop me!
Then, the Mushroom thing happens. More people are getting eliminated.
FELLOWSHIP
P.T., E-Man, and Torpedo Ted appear outside of Crazy Carnival.
E-Man: I can’t believe you found the Crystal Eggs, and used them to warp to Torpedo Ted’s house, then get us here.
Crazy: Hello? P.T.! E-Man! I thought we were done with the comic for today!
E-Man: We need your help.
Crazy: Okay.
P.T.: Crystal Eggs!
They warp away.
SMITHY GANG/ MARIO GROUP/ VICTOR and ARMY
They land in the Waffle Kingdom.
Bowyer: Stole, look what I! Nyah!
Goodstyle: Let me go!
Smithy: Let me see that.
Smithy takes it, and looks like a painter! He shakes it, and looks like a dragon. He shakes it again, and looks like a spaceman!
Others: Ooh.
Suddenly, there’s a bright glow. When the Smithy Gang recovers, they find that all their Power Objects are missing!
Smithy Gang: AHHH!!!
Then, Victor [i]kills the Smithy Gang!
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Geno, and Twink: 0.0
Army then knocks out Peach.
Army: That’s for Super Princess Peach! Anyway, we got the Star Piece!
Geno: GENO WHIRL!
He uses the attack to knock out Army.
Victor: Die!
Victor slices up Geno’s body! But the star part is safe. He then takes the Cobalt Star.
Mario: Chuckola Reserve!
Chuckolator and Victor get into a swordfight, while Luigi sneaks behind Victor and tries to get the object. But Victor defeats Luigi and Chuckolator in one spin attack! He takes the Chuckola Reserve and Luigi’s items.
Mario: Die!
Mario attempts
to hammer Victor, but Army wakes up and hammers the hammer out of Mario’s
hand. They then quickly leave.
YOSHI GROUP/ SPIRIT/ EPS
Spirit of Light: Hello, Brother.
Spirit of Shadow: Hello, Sis.
Spirit of Shadows quickly mushroomifies Yoshi, Gonzales Jr. L33t H4mm3r 8r0z, and Prince Mush!
Spirit of Shadows: I’ve done this so much, I can do it easily.
He then sees EPS eating the Mushrooms.
Spirit: MUSHROOM!
He mushroomifies EPS!
Spirit: So… She got her power by eating the Mushrooms.
He eats the Mushroom!
He becomes a taller, more powerful-looking Shaman! The Spirit of Light
runs away.
WART’S GROUP/ OTHER WARIO PEOPLE/ SPIRIT
Jimmy P.: I can’t believe we got left out!
18-Volt: Word.
Mike: Stop saying that.
18-Volt: NEVAH!
Suddenly, Rawk slides through, damaging a few of the people.
Wart: OUT OF THE WAY! THERE AREN’T THAT MANY PEOPLE LEFT IN THE STORY!
Ashley: DIE!
She turns them all into statues. She suddenly turns into a black Mushroom.
Red: AAHH!
18-Volt: Word.
Suddenly, everyone but Jimmy P. is a Mushroom.
Jimmy P.: There’s only one thing I can do now.
Jimmy P. starts
disco dancing, when he’s turned into a Mushroom with a Hawaiian shirt design,
instead of spots. The Spirit of Shadows starts eating their Mushrooms.
He also turns the statues into Mushrooms, and eats them.
FELLOWSHIP/ VICTOR and ARMY
Victor: Well, well, well. It looks like some of you went missing.
Army: Die!
Army attempts to hammer E-Man, but E-Man puts up a fight with the Star Rod. Meanwhile…
P.T.: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: ART OF THE BAD FAMILY PORTRAIT!
Suddenly, P.T., Torpedo Ted, Crazy, Chao, and Bogmire are all in a family portrait. They are dressed as a father, daughter, landlord, dog, and mother respectively.
Victor: What?!
FATHER:
P.T.: Honey! I’m home!
Victor: What?!
P.T.: DINNER ISN’T READY?! DIE!
P.T. smacks Victor a lot with a suitcase.
P.T.: Crazy Koopa Magnum! Time to face your fears!
P.T. punches Crazy in the back of a head, causing a piece of Crazy’s head to fly into Victor. The attack is effective.
MOTHER:
Bogmire (dressed as a mother): I say, why are all these dishes so dirty?!
Bogmire washes the dishes, but it’s torturing Victor, since he’s on a dish. Somehow, Victor is now hanging on a clothesline with Lemmy’s bedsheets. Bogmire then uses a rug beater to smack Victor a few times.
DOG:
Chao (acting like a dog) runs up, and grabs Victor’s leg by his mouth.
Victor: GET OFF!!!
Victor tries to use his sword, but-
Victor: MY SWORD’S MISSING!!!
P.T.: You may not use your sword while you’re here!
DAUGHTER:
Torpedo Tammy (female version of Torpedo Ted): You’re dreamy!
Victor: Uh…
Torpedo Tammy: ATTACK, MY PETS!
Ghosts suddenly appear!
Victor: Ghosts? Please.
The ghosts then shoot rockets at Victor.
Victor: GRRR!!!
P.T.: Come on, have some backbone!
Victor turns into a Dry Bones.
Victor: What on Plit?!
P.T.: What’s wrong? Feeling tired?
Victor turns into a car tire.
Victor: KNOCK IT OFF!!!
LANDLORD:
Crazy (dressed as a landlord): P.T., you’ve forgotten to pay the rent on your house. So I must take it back.
P.T.: Oh noes!
Crazy: This is a happy day for me. Someone should take a picture to immortalize this moment! I know! *gets in an office* Quick! Take a picture of me while I tell people to buy stocks!
A picture is taken, and P.T. and Torpedo Ted walk up with suitcases.
P.T.: We’re back! We bought those stocks you told us to buy!
Crazy: DID YOU HAVE TO USE MY MONEY?!
Torpedo Ted: I’m a torpedo!
Torpedo Ted rams Victor.
P.T.: Now to finish you off! Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Office Executive Attack!
P.T. (dressed as an executive) spins around in an office chair, with the Megaton Hammer sticking out, repeatedly hammering Victor.
Victor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Victor drops his
sword on the ground and faints. The spike on top of his helmet is broken
off, his armor is cracked, and his cape is torn up. P.T. and Crazy take
his items.
|SPIRIT OF LIGHT/ MARIO’S GROUP
Peach wakes up.
Peach: What happened?
Twink: A Dark Koopatrol destroyed the Smithy Gang, and his brother, Army Hammer Bro., knocked you out.
Luigi: He must pay.
Spirit of Light: Hello.
Mario: Who’re
you?
FELLOWSHIP/ VICTOR and ARMY/ SPIRIT
Army: You’re putting up a great fight, but you won’t win!
E-Man: Water Land Rod!
Water smothers Army, but he survives.
Army: It’ll take more than- Oh my DAD…
Giant E-Man: Gotta love the Giant Land Rod.
E-Man crushes Army, knocking him out. He then takes Army’s items.
Crazy: E-Man! We defeated Victor! And we got his items!
Just then, Crazy is turned into a blue Mushroom with a crown on it!
E-Man: Crazy!
Then, E-Man is turned into a red Mushroom! Spirit of Shadows eats the Mushroom. He also does the same thing to Victor and Army.
Spirit: Just the thing to wash down Perry, as well as the Punis.
Torpedo Ted: Torpedo Away!
He tries to ram the Spirit, but the Spirit turns him into a black Mushroom before he gets there.
P.T.: Hot Potato!
P.T. throws a flaming potato at the Spirit’s hand, causing him to drop Torpedo Ted’s Mushroom.
Spirit: Hmm. The Fist Master. But you’re no match for me. MUSHROOM!
He turns P.T. into a Mushroom! But suddenly…
Voice: Die!
Spirit: Who said that?!
Voice: Me! P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego!
Spirit: Dumb name. But you’re no match for me!
P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego
quickly throws a boomerang at the Spirit, and quickly retrieves P.T., Torpedo
Ted, and Crazy’s Mushrooms. But the Spirit trips him, causing him to drop
the Mushrooms. He then turns P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego
into a Mushroom. He then takes all the items they had.
MARIO’S GROUP/ SPIRIT OF LIGHT/ SPIRIT
Spirit of Light: I am the Spirit of Light. Listen, there are barely any other people left on Plit. You must defeat my brother. He has all the Power Objects you don’t except Peach’s voice.
Mario: Wow…
Spirit of Light: Stars! Assist me!
Spirit of Light, Geno, and Twink gather together, and become glowing orbs that go into Mario and Luigi. Just then, Spirit of Shadows appears.
Spirit: Well, well, well. If it isn’t those meddling plumbers. I’ll take your Power Objects.
Luigi: Never!
Spirit: Please. I have the power of almost all the characters in this story, and I even took Swiggler’s powers before arriving. I don’t know why he didn’t appear yet.
Mario: Goodstyle!
Mario becomes Dragon Mario, and bombards the Spirit with fireballs. He then becomes Thief Mario, and steals a few of his items!
Mario: I got your Form Baton, Balance Stone, Golden Bananas, and Shine Sprites!
Mario uses the Form Baton and Balance Stone to summon some Miis to beat one more item out of the Spirit: the Cobalt Star.
Mario: Here you go, Luigi.
Luigi: Thanks!
He gives Luigi the Form Baton, Balance Stone, and Cobalt Star.
Luigi: Now to summon some more Miis!
Spirit: CRYSTAL STAR!
He uses the (literal) Crystal Star to use Supernova on Luigi.
Mario: LUIGI!
Spirit: Ha! Mushroom!
He turns Luigi into a Mushroom, eats him, and steals his items! The Spirit then becomes a beastlier version of his current form, complete with a tail with a spiked ball at the tip and dragon wings.
Mario: NO!
Spirit: Grass Land Rod! Desert Land Rod! Water Land Rod! Giant Land Rod! Sky Land Rod! Ice Land Rod! Pipe Land Rod!
Plants monsters attack Mario, as do fire monsters. Mario then nearly drowns and survives only to get crushed by the giant spirit, then Mario’s lifted into the air and dropped down, gets frozen, and is crushed by a pipe. He drops the Ruby Star.
Spirit: ART ATTACK!
1,000 circles surround Mario and damage him!
Peach: MARIO!
Suddenly, all the Mushrooms that were eaten disappear. They then reappear as stars of the same colors. They give Mario their power!
Light Spirit’s voice: Now Mario, finish him off! Now that the power of his victims left him, the Power Objects are his only strength!
Mario: But what about my hat? Wasn’t it supposed to protect Luigi and I?
Light Spirit’s voice: He’s so powerful, the hats don’t matter.
Mario glows! His shirt and hat (and the letter M) become gold and glowing!
Spirit: NO! Marvelous Compass!
Mario hammers away the laser, and uses Fludd to squirt water into the Spirit’s eyes.
Mario: Goodstyle!
He becomes Thief Mario, and steals the 7 Rods.
Spirit: Strength Star Stamp!
He becomes stronger, and punches Mario, but Mario recovers.
Mario: GOLD STAR! POWER LIFT!
Mario’s strength and defense increase. Spirit tries to crush him with his fist, but it doesn’t work, Mario then hammers the Spirit, causing him to drop the Paintbrush, Form Baton, Balance Stone, and Chuckola Reserve.
Mario: I have 238 out of 419 of the Power Objects. You only have 180 out of 419.
Spirit: What about that last one?
Mario: That would be Peach’s voice, which she has.
Spirit: Ah. Wait! I have less than half!
He reverts to his second form.
Spirit: Star Rod!
He becomes invincible!
Mario: Hmm…
Mario becomes Thief Mario, and steals the Star Spirit cards he doesn’t have. He then uses them to do the Star Beam.
Spirit: AHHH!!! DRIED SHROOM!
Mario: What?
Spirit: The treasure behind the 1,000-Year Door! It can turn into any Mushroom I please!
It turns into a Mega Mushroom. He eats it, but it reappears in his hand as a Dried Shroom.
Spirit: Now I can crush you!
Mario: Giant Land Rod!
Mario grows, then hammers the Spirit, causing him to shrink back down. Mario steps on him, damaging him.
Spirit: Ouch… Sapphire Star… Sweet Feast!
He’s fully healed!
Mario: Ultra Stone!
Mario gets advanced strength, and uses karate to knock the Music Keys, Vibe Scepter, and Star Stamps from the Spirit.
Spirit: Crystal Eggs!
He warps out, and appears behind Mario. He’s about to take something when…
Mario: Vibe Scepter!
The Spirit becomes so calm, he doesn’t notice anything. Mario then steals all the Power Stars! The Spirit becomes a regular, purple-cloaked Shaman!
Spirit: I CAN’T LOSE!!! POWER OBJECTS! DESTROY!
Each and every one of the Spirit’s items attack Mario, but he uses Goodstyle to become Witch Mario and fly over the whole attack, and he then becomes Art Mario and paints all over the Spirit’s cloak. The Spirit turns around to see what’s happening, when a rocket is launched at his face. Apparently, Mario became Spaceman Mario.
Spirit: Ugh…
Mario manages to pocket the Star Pieces, other Ultra Stone, and the Beanstar!
Mario: Peach! Wake up the Star!
Peach: Okay.
That word, woke up the Beanstar.
Beanstar: Yes?
Mario: I wish I had all the Power Objects, and the Spirit was a jewel once more, but with no tentacles.
Beanstar: Okay.
The Beanstar makes it so.
Black Jewel: No! Please! I don’t want to die!
Mario: A little too late for that.
Mario pulls out his hammer…
Black Jewel: Please!
Mario raises his hammer…
Black Jewel: I’ll give anything you want, just don’t do this!
And Mario brings his hammer down as hard as he can, shattering the jewel into 500 pieces, leaving the eye.
Eye: Ha!
Mario then jumps on the eye, squashing it. Now that the being is dead, all the stars of the people become themselves!
Mario: Luigi!
Luigi: Mario! You did it!
Suddenly, all the Power Objects glow, and stop.
E. Gadd: It appears that the Power Objects’ advanced power is fading. I think it’s safe to say that the quest is over.
Peach: What about the Power Objects?
E. Gadd: When their power faded, they disappeared. They are all around Plit now. I suppose it’s time to put this to an end.
So everyone headed off in their own directions, living their lives as normal. The Black Jewel was never heard from again, and all peace was restored to the world. At least for now.
The End
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