We start here at the scene of a giant turtle blasting purple fire. A group of rebels are also near this turtle: a small, gray Goomba; a man holding a plunger and wearing a green cap on his head; and a smaller turtle with a... MCDONALDS SHAKE? Ok... Anyway, this scene will not make sense if we don't tell you the story of Mr. Little...
CHAPTER 1: Little Goomba is born.
It's a creepy day in Dark Land... IT'S SUNNY!!! YAHHH!!! Anyway, meanwhile in Grass Land...
"Isn't he cute?" yelled a Goomba mother.
"Um... Actualy he isn't... He's quite ugly. But that's our tradition, isn't it?" mumbled a Goomba father.
"True... But he is a bit small, isn't he? Let's call him Miseour Little, for Mr. Little," answered the mum. They agreed on this name. However, bad things were in store for poor Mr. Little...
One day the Little family was having a walk in 1-1 park when...
Mario: IT'S-A ME, MARIO!!!
"Not that jerk! He can even talk in script in Jr. of Doom's stories! Well this time he isn't gonna get us..." groaned Sr. Little.
Sr. Little (the dad) was a red Goomba, so he had the ability to jump about. He jumped about, and hit Mario!
Mario: MAMAMIA! TIME FOR FIRE FLOWER POWER!
By accident Sr. Little hit a ? Block and out of it came a Fire Flower. Mario smiled an evil smile. He ate it and started throwing giant fireballs of doooooom!!!
Dooooooom: Yeah! There my fireballs!
Oh for the love of... Anyway, Sr. dashed off with all the little speed he had. "KOOPS, HELP!!!" he yelled.
Koops, a Troopa who Sr. met in a college, heard his yell. "What is it? The red jerk again?" Sr. nodded. How did he nod when he was a Goomba?
Koops: He used his head, duh.
But- What? Ba- Aw forget it. Koops rammed in his shell but accidently hit Sr. Little! Madam Little gasped, Mr. Little Jr. cried, and Koops was, um... dead because Mario fireballed him. Madam Little rushed away from Mario into a warp pipe that led to Bowser's castle. Oops...
In... YOU KNOW I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT WAS BOWSER'S CASTLE!
Bowser was laughing at a show that shows Mario bloopers. No, not the squids, I mean the accidents... Anyway, when he head the patter of Goomba feet he yelled.
"SNARFL?! IS A GOOMBA HERE? NOBODY GETS IN HERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! I shouldn't have let Clawdia put that warp pipe saying To Bowser's Castle, You're welcome... Grr..." He stomped up to the warp pipe and found Madam Little. His eyes turned red and his muscles twitched. "YOU AGAIN?! You little thief! You tried to steal my fridge, eh? Well this time I'll have the last laugh!" He squished the poor Goomba with his giant foot. However Mr. Little Jr. had escaped. Bowser looked at the tiny Goomba. "Hmmm... Mabye I should turn this into my advantage. HAHAHH!!!! I laugh too much... Now I got a sore throat, aw man. Not Nurse Koopa again!"
Nurse Koopa: MWHAHAHA! Time for the pills, turtle boy!
Meanwhile in Koopa Village...
Mr. Little was sad and lost. It was raining and the skies were getting stormy. A peaceful Whomp was strolling the street when he saw this tiny Goomba on his foot... Ew.
"Oh, sorry, little guy! Hey, you look lonely here. Your parents gone? Well you can come with me 'til they come back," the giant Whomp said. He picked the tiny Goomba up and put it on his hard concrete head... Mr. Little giggled and hugged the Whomp's massive head. Aw... This makes me sick. NO! NOT NURSE KOOPA!
Nurse Koopa: IT'S PILL TIME, SHORTY!
Jr. of Doom: Eep.
This next scene is not being shown as Jr. of Doom would be so embarrassed he'd kill me.
Jr. of Doom: O_O
That was a unique experience.
CHAPTER 2: Hereeee's Bowser! (Again... *groan*)
The kind Whomp went to the Toad Town shop to get some Mushrooms, Peppers, Koopa Choc, and other food and drink. Mr. Little had gotten a bit bigger in the last few months. He'd also made a friend called Koops Jr. He was also an orphan being taken care of by that Whomp.
"Hey Lil', do ya wanna go to da 1-1 park?" questiouned Koops Jr.
"But we're not allowed there, Koops! Anyway, dat big, red meanie might be dere!" answered Mr. Little. Koops Jr. thought about this and agreed. But just then a huge shadow came over them... It was Bowser!
"Um... Hello Mister. Do ya want somfin?" stuttered the two young boys.
Bowser smiled a evil smile and laughed. "HA HA! Of course I do! I want to protect you from that lousy red man. Remember he killed your mother and father..." said Bowser grimmly.
"But my mum didn't die that way... I think some nasty, big guy killed her. Looked a bit like you but not as big."
Bowser started to sweat and looked around. "Heh heh... Yeah, um... Anyway what do you say, kids? Wanna join the Koopa army?" Quickly changed the subject did Bowser.
They looked at each other, smiled, and nodded. Bowser grinned. "Good... Now let's get you to the torture cham- I mean your rooms! Ha ha ha... Yeah, that's good enough."
"You're very stwange, Mister ,but OK!"
In the torture
cham- I mean, training area. Heh heh heh... Heh? Forget it.
CHAPTER 3: The Start of Koops's Abuse
Koops Jr. and Mr. Little were shocked at the site of the "training" ground. The only training was to be tortured! Ten Koopa Troopas were sweating while carrying a huge batch of yellow bricks to destroy. A young Pirahna Plant in a diaper was having to destroy it all by himself, the poor guy. Apparently his name was Petey.
"GET TO WORK, YOU WORTHLESS LACKEYS! Welcome to our training ground, kiddies!" yelled Bowser. "Now, as you're new you can go through a basic training... You must power 15 R.O.B.s by continously jumping on this ! Switch. If it dosen't work... BWHAHAHA! Uh oh." IT WAS NURSE KOOPA! EEP!
Mr. Little grumbled as he had to jump three times as much as Koops just to get one press. Koops, however, had to do more work as he was apparently "higher ranked". The two grumbled as much as the thousands of Bob-ombs working on this wall. Every ten minute a BOOM or a scream was heard. It was terrible! However, at that moment a brick landed on his head and his brain changed forever...
That night all the workers, apart from the guards of course, who had been to put to sleep by Koops's music box, were making a rebellious plan... "Right, tonight, we should throw some of you Bob-omb over and you can blast the walls down!" said all the workers that weren't Bob-ombs.
"NO &*(*&%$£^ WAY!!!" yelled the Bob-ombs.
Hey, no swearing, there's some kids reading this.
Bob-ombs: No, we were talking to some Shroobs on the phone for a second.
Oh. Anyway the
Bob-ombs didn't agree. But eventually they had a plan that could work...
if Jr. of Doom accepts it. Hm... Yeah, ok.
CHAPTER 4: ESCAPE!!!
The next morning everyone was working as normal but giggling a bit. Bowser then stomped in. "HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT? THERE'S A RULE YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN HERE!" While he was yelling, someone kicked him in the bum. "HEY! WHO DID THAT?! ROARRR!" He spun round and round until he was so dizzy he fell down. "Ugh... Guards... Uh..." mumbled Bowser. A Sledge Bro, a Hammer Bro, a Sumo Bro, and a Fire Bro then came.
"It was you annoying workers, wasn't it? WASN'T IT?! Well, you're not gonna get the best of us, even if our master is a stupid, fat guy!" shouted the Fire Bro.
Koops ran through the "circle" of guards, so the Fire Bro threw fire at the other Bros. They all fell down knocked out. The Fire Bro left to alert more guards. The workers then threw hammers at the wall and kicked the Sumo Bro through it! Koops and Mr. Little escaped quickly before anyone could get them. However, the guards had been alerted and most of the workers blew up, died, or were put in prison. Only about twenty escaped, plus Koops and Little.
"Now zat we have escaped zem, I vill have revenge on Mario!" Mr. Little said proudly.
"Hey, what's with the French accent?" asked Koops.
"Makes me zound more evil," answered Little.
"COPYCAT!" yelled Chef Torte and that guy from Johnny English
This is a bit
CHAPTER 5: A Little Revenge for Everyone
Mr. Little looked at the chapter title.
Mr. Little: Vhy can't zey think of any good names anymore? In my day...
Koops: Um... It was your day yesterday.
Mr. Little: Oh yeah. Anyway, I forgot what I was gonna do, so I'm gonna play sports!
Later that day...
Mr. Little: I'll play golf first!
But how does he hold the club?
Koops: With his hands, duh!
But-Wha-Ja- Ah forget it. Anyway, Mr. Little got his club first.
Mr. Little is seen in the anti-Goomba club.
Mr. Little: Oops, wrong club.
THIS NEXT SCENE IS CENSORED BECAUSE IT HAS TOO MUCH VIOLENCE AND IS A BIT OFF.
Mr. Little is seen in a weapons store. He was searching for a club.
Mr.Little: Sir, Can I have a club?
Mr. Little: NOT THAT TYPE OF CLUB!
Mr. Little: Better.
Later on the track...
Mr. Little had hit the ball really, really, really, really, really, really (this could go on forever), really hard!
Koops: You hit a birdie!!!
Mr. Little: All right!
Koops: No you really hit a birdie.
A dead pidgeon is seen on the floor.
Mr.Little: Oops. This is a dark day for the RSPCA.
RSPCA: IT'S FUN TO BE IN THE RSPCA! OH YEAH!
Mr. Little: I'll try darts now!
He threw the dart pretty well. It got the bullseye!
No, really, you hit a bull's eye.
A giant bull is seen with a dart in its eye. Oh dear DAD... Not another censored scene.
Mr. Little: Ah,
forget it. I'll just be evil and kill Mario!
CHAPTER 6: Really a bit of revenge for everybody
Mr. Little: Forget it! I'm gonna be evil and kill Mario! FOR REVENGE LIKE THE TITLE! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Koops: O_O You do that...
Mr. Little went to Toad Town again and found the kind Whomp who had looked after him.
Whomp Guy: MR. WHAT'SYOURNAME!
Mr. Little: It's Little, you big fool!
Whomp Guy: Yeesh, you’re a bit more nasty from last time...
Mr. Little: Sorry about that... I just have a sad past... *boohoo* Hey, we talk in script now? Sweet. Anyway, I need 20 coins. To buy... something. Then 200 coins... Then 20,000.
Whomp Guy: WOAH! Me know you need some more money, but not that much! I'll give you 220 for now. But be careful not to be robbed in the market!
Mr. Little: Why would that happen?
At "CHEATS" R US Toad Town store...
"I see now why he warned me... Hey, we’re back in this speech? Aw man," whispered Koops. Mr. Little and Koops walked cautiously through the huge, grimy, stinky store. Now and then a Toad or Koopa would offer something and give them a contract saying "I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY COINS AND MY SOUL... MWAHAHAHA! LOVE SOME GUY YOU DON'T KNOW" Weird, huh? Eventually Mr. Little spotted a proper market!
"Get anything you want here that's dangerous or useful for evil stuff! A-Bombs, B-Bombs, and even Z-Bombs! And McDonalds Milkshakes! EVILLER THAN EVER!" yelled the owner of the store. The owner was a grubby Goomba with a half-squished head and an eye patch. His voice was gruff but when he yelled he sounded like Minnie Mouse on helium. REALLY WEIRD, HUH?
"Ooooh! Evil McDonalds Milkshake! I'll take ten!" shouted Koops. Everyone stared at him. Why would he want that...? Oh well.
I VOULD LIKE SOMETHING TOO! A SAT-NAV, A CAN OF RED PAINT, AND SOME POISON
MUSHROOMS!" splurted out Mr. Little.
Chapter 6 and a bit: Hereeeee's Mario! (Again, again *double groan*) And Hereee's Luigi! (Yay!)
Mr. Little looked at the chapter title. "Uh oh, this can't be good."
Anyway, for 100 coins he was given the can of paint, the Poison Mushrooms, and the Sat Nav. "Now I will be able to take Mario down... Heh heh heh... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! *cough* Oh..." laughed Mr. Little.
"You do that while I have my milkshake!" said Koops.
"NOOOOO..." Mr. Little jumped towards Koops with all the might in his little, tiny legs and knocked the milkshake out of his hands.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" growled Koops.
"Do you know how much that cow smokes a day?"
Koops slapped his forehead. "Fine... As my drink is ruined, let's get Mari-"
"-O?" said a mysterious voice.
"Well it's Mario, obviously..."
Meanwhile at Koopa Kastle...
"Grrrr... 22 escapees. 22!!! A torture from Nurse Koopa, a lecture by Morton, I got tripped up by Lemmy ten times, Iggy lost his glasses to Roy... AND THAT LITTLE MIDGET OF A GOOMBA GOT OUT! WELL THIS TIME I'M GOING TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED!!! I AM GOING TO KILL MR. LITTLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!" growled Bowser so loudly we wouldn't be able to fit the words on the page.
"Um... King Dad, do you have plan?" asked Ludwig.
"Maybe I do, Ludwig, maybe I do..."
A few minutes later...
"THINK OF A PLAN, LUDWIG! THINK OF A PLAN, PLEASE!!!" begged Bowser.
"I'm trying, I'm trying!" grumbled back Ludwig. Then a little light bulb went on above Ludwig's head... then it went out.
"Oh, sorry, we haven't paid the bills this month," said Bowser.
"Aw who cares. BECAUSE I GOT IT!!! A-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!" Ludwig laughed like a loony. Lots of Ls! This was a very diabolical scheme, as you'll find out later...
Koops: Aw man.
GET OFF THE SCREEN!
Chapter 7: Mario's Return, Mr. Little's Revenge Part 1, Koop's Milkshake of Doom, and Luigi Joins In
Mr. Little swiveled around and saw a figure who he recognized and hated... Mario. That nasty plumber that had ruined so many evil schemes that it could not be mentioned in the history of evilness on the Mustard of evil DOOOOOOM!!! GET OFF THE KEYBOARD, FAWFUL! *punch* Sorry 'bout that, folks.
Mr. Little had a clever plan involving red paint and Poison Mushrooms. Hee hee hee... Mario jumped at Mr. Little but he dodged and Koops splatted a milkshake in his face. A MCDONALDS ONE!!! DUN DUN DUN!
"Puke power!" said Koops. Mr. Little then kicked Mario in the butt. Mario wiped the goo off his face and threw it at Koops. OWCHIES! "IT BURNSSS!" shrieked Koops! Mr. Little avenged Koops by making Mario eat some painted Poison Mushrooms. He had painted them red earlier so they looked like normal ones! Clever, eh? Mario then shrunk and fell to the floor. SPLAT. Mr. Little stepped on him and threw him out the window. WOW, A LITTLE GOOMBA KILLED MARIO!
Squidgy then- "LUIGI!!!" -Sorry, Luigi then sneaked in slowly. "Um… Did you-a just-a kill-a Mario?" Luigi asked quietly.
"Um... Yep. If you’re against us, Greeny, then the same fate will befall you," replied Koops.
"Actually I hated him. So can I come with you?"
Mr. Little and
Koops looked at each other and nodded. "YOU’RE IN!"
Chapter 8: Shrowletta's Start and Mr. Little's Revenge Part 2
Meanwhile at Peach's you know what I'm talking about…
Bowser had smashed in the roof of Peach's castle with the Koopa Copter and had roasted the Toads with his fire breath. The Toadettes had run away and Toadswoarth was in Shroom-Shock. O_O Bowser had put Peach in the Koopa-Copter-Cage and Bowser was now going to steal E. Gadd's time machine!
"Egad!" shouted E. Gadd.
"That's right, science boy!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Bowser as he swiped at E.Gadd. E. Gadd fell to floor dead or knocked out... Bowser stole the time machine and flew back to Koopa Kastle. When he got in he dashed to the lab with Peach.
"Ludwig I got the time thingymajig and Peach! WHAT NOW? TELL M,E FOR THE LOVE OF PUDDING!"
"Calm down, King Dad! Now put Peach and yourself in the time machine... I hope this vorks..." said Ludwig, whispering the last bit under his breath.
"VOAH!!! THIS ISN'T GOOD!!! THIS IS GREAT!!! AH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!" Ludwig laughed hysterically. Two evil figures now smashed through the time machine.
"HAHAHA! WATCH OUT, MUSHROOM KINGDOM! HERE WE COME!"
Back at the market...
Luigi's phone rang. RING RING RING! "Hello, this is-a Luigi! Plumber, hero, and secret nacho maker... No, this isn't Mr. Little... How do you know I'm with him? … Um... Ok. He wants to talk to you, Mr. Little," said Luigi.
"Ah. K. Greetings..." greeted Mr. Little.
"HI, LOSER! Y'NOW YOUR DAD WAS KILLED BY MARIO? WELL GUESS WHO KILLED YOUR MUM... ME!!! GIGA SHROWLETTA!!! GWAHAHAHAHAHA! AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, YOU LIL' WIMP? GWAHAHHAHAHAHA! LUDWIG, TURN OFF THE LAUGHING GAS! HAHAHA-"
A loud voice spluttered
through the phone... it sounded like Bowser... but stranger and louder.
Mr. Little turned bright red. (That's hard for a gray Goomba to do.) His
eyes went bloodshot and his body twitched, while his fangs took on a furious
look. IT WAS PERSONAL NOW!
Chapter 8 and a bit: Mr. Little's Revenge Goes to Yoshi's Island
"Um… Are you ok?" Luigi and Koops asked nervously.
"No. And I von't until I get revenge on zis GIGA SHROWLETTA!" announced Mr. Little.
"Hooray for that! Let's look on the Sat-Nav while I drink my Burger King milkshake... Mmm... Random possessions for eating..." slobbered Koops.
"Ok... Good idea, Koops!" answered Mr. Little, a bit freaked out. He tracked down Giga Shrowletta to Last Destination. The portal in Koopa Kastle would be open 24 hours and 59 seconds. If he didn't reach it before then, he never would! Even though it was the final destination... Anyway, off on his adventure went. On the way he would have to pass Yoshi's Island, Kitchen Island, Thwomp Mountain, and Peach's Castle. LET'S-A GO!
*Mr. Little kicks me cuz he thinks I'm Mario.* HEY!!!
Mr. Little went to the Toad Town docks and took a boat to Yoshi's Island. However, he had to fight his way there, for killing Mario. He jumped, kicked, bit, and punched his way past the crowd to push Captain Johnny Jones the shark into the ocean. SPLOOSH! Koops and Luigi paddled while Mr. Little drank a milkshake that appeared from somewhere, thought of plans, and supervised… if you call supervising lazing about all day. :-D Eventually, hours later, they got to Yoshi's Island. CRASHHH!!!
Yoshi saw Mr. Little and narrowed his eyes. "ME KNOW YOU GOING TO KILL BOWSER, AREN'T YOU? WELL I KILL BOWSER FIRST, YOU STUPID GOOMBA! BECAUSE GOOMBA BE IN YOSHI STOMACH!" snapped Yoshi. Yoshi blurped out his tongue but Mr. Little dodged and jumped on his head. Luigi threw a McDonalds milkshake on his tongue and...
"BLARRGGHHH! YOSHI NO LIKE MCDONALDS! YOU GOT LUCKY, STUPID GOOMBA AND TURDLE! OH YEAH, AND SQUIDGY, YOU CAN DO BETTER!" growled Yoshi back at them as he dashed off.
"LUIGI!!! Does anyone know?!" shouted Squidgy... I mean Luigi.
The race to Koopa Kastle was on! With only 18 hours and 10 seconds... I mean and 9 seconds left, would they get there in time? Find out in the next chapter... when it's made!