Scene: Bowser's Meeting Room, Bowser's Castle, Dark Land
Bowser and several others are sitting around a square table in a bleak, windowless room.
Bowser: Ok guys. I just got word from Ludwig that Mario and Luigi defeated them. That means they have the Bob-omb gem. Does anyone have any idea where to go next?
Silence.
Bowser: Fools. Well, either way, the Shy Guys have betrayed us, so we're going to have to recapture Toad Town if we want to get to the orb.
Kamek: I say, we bring the Castle. We can utilize the levitation device. That way, it won't be left unguarded.
Bowser: Unguarded? What do you mean?
Kamek: I'm saying, sir, that we call in everyone. I mean, EVERYONE. Then there's no way they could resist.
A black Snifit wearing a labcoat and glasses stands up.
Snifit: Preposterous! It would takes months to prepare for a full-scale invasion!
A Koopa with a spiked shell, a mohawk that resembles fire, and a scar stands up.
Koopa: Nonsense! It wouldn't take all that long! Either way, we could just attack in waves!
Bowser: RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR! Both of you! SILENCE!
Silence.
Bowser: Anyways! I think Blaze and Kamek are spot on. We will call in EVERYONE. We will attack in waves, so we have more time to prepare.
Snifit: But when you say everyone... do you mean... EVERYONE EVERYONE?
Bowser: YES EVERYONE EVERYONE! Every member of the Koopa Troop that is at my disposal! Now, silence before I roast you!
Silence.
Bowser: Thank you. K's, what do you suggest?
Kamek: Well, I suggest a weaker first assault. I'm thinking some Monty Tanks, ground troops, and some Boom Booms, led by Morton and Blaze, possibly along with King Whomp’s army.
Kammy: Next, I would advise a force led by your son Larry. This would mainly be a shock force, to rub salt in their wounds. I suggest a force of Koopatrols, along with Petey Piranha, Lava Piranha, and Big Bungee Piranha. Sending in the Weather Lakitus would be excellent also, to wreak havoc with their moral.
Kamella, who is sitting next to Kammy, looks at her for a moment, then turns away.
Kammy: Kamella tells me it would be wise to send in Snift next, leading only Iggy and Ludwig in operation of the project.
Bowser: Excellent idea. Snift, are you sure it's ready?
The Snifit, Snift, stands back up.
Snift: I am never sure about anything until it happens. For that reason, no.
Bowser: … I'm sure. Oh, and is the other project done? The one I assigned to you?
Snift: Yes, and here is the result.
Snift pulls out a large paintbrush that is covered in dials and switches. The end, instead of having bristles, is covered in funnels.
Snift: Behold, Snift's "Magic" Paintbrush for the prince.
Bowser: Excellent! He will be greatly pleased! Kamek, our next wave?
Kamek: For the fourth wave, I suggest sending out the Koopa Navy led by Wendy. Others I suggest be sent are Navel Piranha, Gooper Blooper and the Bloopers, and Cheapskipper.
Kammy: For the fifth wave, I suggest sending Lemmy and Bowser Jr. leading the remaining minions.
Kamella looks at Kamek.
Kamek: Kamella suggests that for the sixth and final wave, Roy, Kammy, myself, and herself be sent out leading the Koopa Air Force with any remaining air troops.
King Boo, who has been silent the whole time... floats up.
King Boo: What exactly do you intend to do with me?
Kamek: Ah, King Boo. I have a plan. You need to gather as many Boos as you can. When night comes, join the battle but do not fight. I will give you further instructions then. I suggest you start looking now.
King Boo: Err... Ok.
King Boo disappears.
Bowser: This sounds perfect. Tomorrow at dawn, I want to set out with Wave One. Kamek, inform the children. Everyone, you know where you go. Now, get out!
Everyone leaves in a bustle. Bowser stands up and leaves.
…
???: Fwahoohoohoohoohoo!
MagiBoo appears in a burst of fire.
MagiBoo: Really, one would think that with all their magic, one of the Magikoopas would detect me. Time for the part where I manipulate the parties!
MagiBoo disappears.
Scene: Fahr Outpost
Mario and Luigi are standing in the square with General White.
General White: So again, I thank you for helping us through this!
Mario: Thank you for your help with our quest! Goodbye!
Luigi: Byebye!
General White: So long!
The Bros. start to walk down the trail. As they round a corner, they come face-to-face with MagiBoo.
Luigi: Just great...
MagiBoo: Just the gentlemen I wanted to see! Catch!
MagiBoo tosses the Silver Boo to Mario. Mario catches it.
Mario: Ok, what on Plit are you playing at?
MagiBoo: Isn't it simple? I'm here to help you. And to give you some advice.
Luigi: And what would that be?
MagiBoo: That Bowser intends a massive invasion of Toad Town, to be launched tomorrow at dawn. You might want to head back and get ready.
Mario: How can we trust you?
MagiBoo: Ah... I knew you would say that. Just think though, if you don't, poor old Toad Town and everyone in it might be enslaved by Bowser~
Luigi: Bro... he has a point. We should go back.
Mario: Fine, Bro... I still don't trust you, though.....
MagiBoo: As expected.
The Bros. run in the direction of the Rogueport warp pipe.
MagiBoo: Fwoohoohoohohohohohooo. Now what? I could say a cheesy, overused villain line. Ah well. Phase two, begins 3... 2... 1...
MagiBoo looks at his hand... flipper.... thing, which has a watch on it. The minute hand ticks another mark, making the time 6 PM exactly.
Electronic Voice: MagiBoo, it's time for phase two!
MagiBoo: Excellent...
MagiBoo vanishes.
To Be Continued...
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