Chapter 8: A Star-Powered Showdown
Yeah, another explosion last chapter. Going to Peach now...
Peach: I wonder how far Mario went.
Twink: Who knows?
Bowser comes in.
Bowser: Now I'm here to make sure you aren't doing anything funny!
Kammy comes in.
Bowser: What is it, hag?
Kammy: Mario rescued all the Star Spirits and is coming here now!
Bowser: WHAT?!
Kammy: I'm afraid it's true!
Bowser: ... You know what, let him come! Nothing can affect me! Guards! Make sure the princess gets a front row seat!
Koopatrols come in and tie up the princess.
Peach: Eek!
Twink: You big Koopa! Show some respect to the princess!
Bowser: What is that? A piece of confetti? ... AWAY WITH YOU!
Bowser bats Twink out the window.
Going to Mario and Co. now...
Peach: NOOO! TWINK!
Bowser: Now we're off!
Going to Mario and Co...
Mario: ...
Partners: ...
Mario: Did we land yet?
Partners: Nope.
One hour later...
Mario: Did we land yet?
Partners: Yep.
Mario: Than we go to Shooting Star Summit!
Partners: Why?
Mario: That's where this all started! Plus, the Star Spirit told us to go there last chapter.
Partners: Ok.
Mario and Co. go to Shooting Star Summit.
Star Spirits: FINALLY! Now use the cheap Special Effect Starway!
Insert cheap special effect sounds here!
Mario: Wow... it's cheap!
Wario: CHEAP?!
Wario grabs the Starway Portal thingy and goes to a nearby cash register.
Wario: I'll give you a button for it!
Person using the Cash Register: DEAL!
Wario: (Sucker...)
Mario and Co: O_O
Star Spirits: ... Then we have to use the expensive special effects...
Insert expensive/excellent special effects here!
Mario: Wow...
Mario and Co. enter and... enter the Starway.
Mario: What's a Starway?
A truck runs over Goombario.
Mario: OH! It must be a highway for stars!
...
Mario: ... Wait... HIGHWAY?!
Partners: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
About time you figured it out...
Mario and Co. run away to Star Haven.
Mario: I can't believe we got out without any injuries!
Partners: Yes!
Goombario: Ow...
Mario and Co. enter the Star Sanctuary... place...
Eldstar: Finally! Now we first give you the Star Beam Power!
Mario learns Star Beam!
Eldstar: Now ride this blue, upside-down Paratroopa shell to Bowser's Castle!
Crazy: HEY! THAT'S MINE! Because of this, you give Mario infinite Star Energy!
Mario: REALLY?!
Eldstar: Aww...
Mario and Co. ride MY shell that THEY stole and go to Bowser's Castle.
Mario: Why does Bowser's Castle change with every Mario game?
Partners: Who knows?
Mario and Co. go to the main entrance.
Mario: Darn! It's locked!
Mario and Co. see another way in and enter to find a cell.
Mario: An animal cell!
NO, YOU IDIOT! A PRISON CELL!
Mario: Oh...
Mario and Co. continue and find out the way is blocked with lava.
Mario: Hmm... I think we can freeze this lava...
Kooper: How?
Mario: Hmm...
Lemmy appears.
Mario and Co: O_O
Lemmy: NOW I KILL YOU!
Then the Puddle in a Bucket falls from the sky.
Puddle: Freeze me!
Lemmy: Ok!
Lemmy freezes the puddle and it forms into the Crystal King.
Crystal King: HAHAHA!
Mario pushes the Crystal King in the lava.
Crystal King: AHH! IT BURNS! I'M BURNING! BURNING! OH WHAT A WORLD!
Mario: You're not burning! You're melting!
Crystal King: What's the difference?
Mario: Old joke...
Lemmy: ...
Mario: Use your Freeze Gun on the lava or die!
Lemmy: AHH! CHILD PROTECTION AGENCY!
Child Protection Agent: Mario! This is your eighth offense against children!
Mario: I hurt seven, though...
CPA: Flashback!
Flashback!
Mario is seen tossing Baby Mario onto a Blazing Shroob.
End of Flashback!
Mario: Oh...
CPA: Now... wait... you aren't a father! Sorry for the mix-up!
Lemmy: ...
Mario: FREEZE THE LAVA OR DIE!
Lemmy: Fine... Sheesh...
Lemmy freezes the lava.
Lemmy: There! HAPPY?!
Mario: TELL US WHERE THE KEY TO THE MAIN ENTRANCE IS OR DIE!
Lemmy: Under the welcome mat?
Mario: What welcome mat?
Lemmy: In front of the front door?
Mario: ... Oh... I knew that...
Lemmy: ...
Mario finds the key under the welcome mat and enters. Mario and Co. defeat all the enemies along the way and meet the first Bowser Door.
Bowser Door 1: HAHAHA! Come closer, worm!
Mario and Co. approach the door.
Bowser Door 1: TRAPDOOR ON!
The trapdoor opens under Mario and Co.
Bowser Door 1: HAHAHA!
Ludwig: Look! My latest invention! The Tin Magnet!
Ludwig turns it on and EVERYONE on Plit, yes everyone, gets pulled in by the magnet.
Ludwig: OW!
Moustafa: COME, MY PSYCHO BROTHERS!
Everyone: O_o?
Shy Guy 14: I'm stuck!
Ludwig: Better turn it off!
Mario: At least we were pulled in too.
Ludwig turns off the magnet.
Bowser Door 1: O_o? I guess you can continue...
Mario and Co. enter and find themselves in a grand hall with a chandelier!
Mario: Let's go!
Mario and Co. continue and find a boring hall with nothing except some Koopatrols and Magikoopas. Than Mario and Co. enter that room with the 3 Bowser Blocks.
Mario: Hmm... Locked...
Bow: Wait... Didn't Ludwig commit suicide?
Mario: Yes?
Bow: And he was here!
Mario: O_O WEIRD!!!
Parakarry: We should ask him!
Mario: Later! First we have the find the key!
Goombario: I found it while you guys were talking! Can I not be hurt now?
Let me think... no.
A Thwomp falls on Goombario.
Goombario: ...
Mario and Co. continue and find the next Bowser Door.
Bowser Door 2: HAHAHA! Quiz time!
The background changes to the Quiz Thwomp's.
Bowser Door 2: Question 1! Who owns this castle? A: Peach; B: Bowser; C: Bowser Door 2
Mario: Bowser.
Bowser Door 2: WRONG! The answer was... Bowser Door 2! Question 2, what is the sequel to this story going to be? A: Tin Mario: The Thousand-Year Door; B: Mario World; C: Bowser Door 2
Mario: Tin Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
Bowser Door 2: WRONG! Get one more wrong and a terrible fate will await you! The answer was Bowser Door 2! Question 3, when do you get to leave? A: When time ends; B: After the quiz; C: Bowser Door 2.
Mario: ... Bowser Door 2?
Bowser Door 2: Correct?! GRR! Question 4, how many questions are in this quiz? A: 5; B: 4562343458568746286484376583465934579483659472903; C: Bowser Door 2.
Mario: ... Bowser Door 2?
Bowser Door 2: CORRECT AGAIN?! GRR! Question 5, what is my name? A: Bowser Door 1; B: Bowser Door 3; C: Bowser Door 2.
Mario: ... Bowser Door 2?
Bowser Door 2: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! CORRECT!
Bowser Door 2 explodes.
Mario: O_O
Mario and Co. continue and find themselves outside.
Mario: Hmm... Since when does Bowser have an outside section of his castle?
Mario and Co. continue and find themselves in another grand hall with another chandelier. Mario and Co. continue and find another boring hallway, only this one has Magikoopas only.
Magikoopas: We're bored.
Mario: How bored?
Magikoopas: So bored, we don't want to fight you.
Mario: Ok.
Mario and Co. continue and find themselves in another room only with chains and another locked door.
Mario: Hmm... Another locked door.
Bowser Jr. appears.
Mario: Huh? Isn't this the room with the water?
Bowser Jr: Yes, but the author needs me to appear three more times, so you can skip this room and fight me instead!
Mario: I'd rather fight...
Bowser Jr: Ok.
MINI-BOSS BATTLE!
Mario: 50 HP
Parakarry: 50
HP
Vs.
Bowser Jr: 150
HP
Mario: Cheap-Move-That-Will-Get-Bowser-Jr.-Beaten-Like-A-Cheap-Drum!
Bowser Jr: 0
HP
END OF MINI-BOSS BATTLE!
Bowser Jr: I'll remember this!
Mario: Let's go!
Mario and Co. go through the door, which lost its lock during the battle, and enter a room with B. Bill Blasters.
Mario: Hmm... I know! LOOK! SOMETHING SHINY!
Crazy: GIVE ME THE SHINY! DIE!
B. Bill Blasters: Hey, we're shiny! Wait... Uh oh...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Mario and Co. continue and enter the Loop Room.
Bowser Jr: I fixed the Loop Room so it's endless unless you beat me!
Mario: Ok.
MINI-BOSS BATTLE!
Mario: 50 HP
Parakarry: 50
HP
Vs.
Bowser Jr: 170
HP
Mario: *Insert
same move from above here.*
Bowser Jr: o
HP
END OF MINI-BOSS BATTLE!
Bowser Jr: Grr...
Mario and Co. continue and find a fancy-looking hallway with chandeliers! This hall also has Magikoopas, Koopatrols, and Hammer Bros.
Minions: DIE!
Mario: I'll give you a nickel if you let us pass.
Minions: WE'RE NOT STUPID!
Mario: ... A dime?
Minions: Ok!
Mario and Co. pass and enter the next hall.
Minions: Wait... DIMES DON'T EXIST ON PLIT!
Mario and Co. are in the next hall and see Princess Peach at the end.
Peach: Hi, idiot! I'm Peach! I'm definitely not a Duplighost!
Mario: ... Aren't Duplighosts against the Crystal King?
"Peach": Yes, why?
Mario: Because that means you also are against Bowser.
"Peach": Your logic intrigues me!
"Peach" turns into a Duplighost and runs away.
Mario and Co. enter the next door and find the last Bowser Door.
Bowser Door 3: HAHAHA! Time for a war! Partners against Minions!
The Koopa Bros, Tutankoopa, Tubba Blubba, General Guy, Lava Piranha, Huff N' Puff, and the Crystal King appear.
Mario: Didn't we kill the Crystal King?
Crystal King: That was my illusion!
Mario: Oh.
Partners: So we all stay here while Mario goes ahead?
Bowser Door 3: Yes!
Partners: Ok!
Mario goes through Bowser Door 3 while the battle starts.
Mario: I'm coming, Peach!
Mario exits Bowser's Castle and enters Peach's Castle.
Mario: I think Peach is in the same room from the beginning.
Mario goes to the room and finds it frozen.
Mario: Uhh...
Bowser: DARN IT! I was hoping the window would be fixed before you got here! It's too cold!
Kammy: I'll fix it, my Lord!
Kammy fixes the window with her magic. Then the room thaws.
Mario: We fight!
BOSS BATTLE!
Mario: 50 HP
Vs.
Bowser: 50 HP
Mario: MEGA SMASH!
Bowser: 40 HP
Bowser: FIRE BREATH!
Mario: 40 HP
Mario: MEGA SMASH!
Bowser: 30 HP
Bowser: STAR ROD!
Bowser is invincible!
Mario: STAR BEAM!
Bowser is no
longer invincible!
Bowser: WHAT?!
ARGH!!! KOOPA CLAW!
Mario: 35 HP
Mario: MEGA SMASH!
Bowser: 20 HP
Bowser: Heal!
Bowser: 40 HP
Mario: MEGA SMASH!
Bowser: 30 HP
Mario: KOOPA CLAW!
Mario: 30 HP
Mario is poisoned!
Mario: REFRESH!
Eldstar appears
and heals Mario's HP and Status Ailment.
Bowser: FIRE BREATH!
Mario: 20 HP
Mario: SMOOCH!
Misstar appears
and heals 20 HP.
Mario: 40 HP
Bowser: BODY SLAM!
Bowser crushes
Mario and knocks away Star Power.
Mario: 35 HP
Mario: MEGA SMASH!
Bowser: 20 HP
Bowser: FIRE BREATH!
Mario: 25 HP
Mario: MEGA SMASH!
Bowser: 10 HP
Bowser: KOOPA
CLAW!
Mario: 20 HP
Mario is poisoned!
Mario: 19 HP
Mario: MEGA SMASH!
Bowser: 0HP!!!
END OF BOSS BATTLE!
Bowser: HAHAHA! That was just a warmup! If you really want to beat me, come to the top and fight me!
Peach: MARIO! HELP!!!
Mario: PEACH!
Bowser flies away to the top with his Koopa Clown Copter.
Mario: Time to beat Bowser!
Mario gets to the top and sees Bowser AND the Koopalings!
Mario: How are you all here?!
Iggy, Wendy, Larry, and Ludwig: We fell in what looked like lava, but was actually marinara sauce!
Roy: I wasn't even in the explosion.
Lemmy: I fell on Gourmet Guy!
Morton: I didn't get fully, completely eaten!
Bowser Jr: You idiots only beat me five times total!
Koopalings: Since you are terrible at beating us, we get to help King Dad!
Bowser: Plus, this counts as my sixth battle!
Mario: And I'm fighting alone!
Partners: No you're not! We beat the bosses!
Mario: Yeah!
Everyone fights!
Kammy: NOT SO FAST! I shall activate the arena!
Bowser: MWAHAHAHA! I'm more powerful than before!
FINAL BOSS BATTLE!
Mario: 50 HP
Goombario: 50
HP
Kooper: 50 HP
Bombette: 50
HP
Parakarry: 50
HP
Bow: 50 HP
Watt: 50 HP
Sushie: 50 HP
Lakilester: 50
HP
Vs.
Bowser: 99 HP
Larry: 70 HP
Morton: 70 HP
Wendy: 70 HP
Iggy: 70 HP
Roy: 70 HP
Lemmy: 70 HP
Ludwig: 70 HP
Bowser Jr: 200
HP
Mario: MEGA SMASH!
Bowser: 89 HP
Goombario: MULTIBONK!
Larry: 60 HP
Kooper: FIRE SHELL!
Lemmy: 60 HP
Bombette: MEGA
BOMB!
Bowser: 79 HP
Larry: 50 HP
Morton: 60 HP
Wendy: 60 HP
Iggy: 60 HP
Roy: 60 HP
Lemmy: 50 HP
Ludwig: 60 HP
Bowser Jr: 190
HP
Parakarry: AIR
RAID!
Bowser: 69 HP
Larry: 40 HP
Morton: 50 HP
Wendy: 50 HP
Iggy: 50 HP
Roy: 50 HP
Lemmy: 40 HP
Ludwig: 50 HP
Bowser Jr: 180
HP
Bow: FAN SMACK!
Wendy: 40 HP
Watt: MEGA SHOCK!
Bowser: Unaffected!
Larry: Paralyzed
Morton: Paralyzed
Wendy: Paralyzed
Iggy: Paralyzed
Roy: Paralyzed
Lemmy: Paralyzed
Ludwig: Paralyzed
Bowser Jr: Paralyzed
Sushie: TIDAL
WAVE!
Bowser: 59 HP
Larry: 30 HP
Morton: 40 HP
Wendy: 30 HP
Iggy: 40 HP
Roy: 40 HP
Lemmy: 30 HP
Ludwig: 40 HP
Bowser Jr: 170
HP
Lakilester: SPINY
SURGE!
Bowser: 49 HP
Larry: 20 HP
Morton: 30 HP
Wendy: 20 HP
Iggy: 30 HP
Roy: 30 HP
Lemmy: 20 HP
Ludwig: 30 HP
Bowser Jr: 160
HP
Bowser: BWAHAHA!
Time to use the Star Rod!
Bowser and the
Koopalings are invincible! The Koopalings are no longer paralyzed!
Koopalings: WAND
BLAST!
Mario: 40 HP
Goombario: 40
HP
Kooper: 40 HP
Bombette: 40
HP
Parakarry: 40
HP
Bow: 40 HP
Watt: 40 HP
Sushie: 40 HP
Lakilester: 40
HP
Bowser Jr: PAINT!
Bowser Jr. paints
the Shadow Queen!
Shadow Queen
Graffiti: -1 HP
Mario: Time for
the Star Beam!
Bowser and the
Koopalings are unaffected!
Mario: WHAT?!
Bowser: BWAHAHA!
My arena has amplified the power of the Star Rod! Nothing, not even that
stupid attack, can affect me now! Time to FULLY HEAL!
Bowser: MAX
Larry: MAX
Morton: MAX
Wendy: MAX
Iggy: MAX
Roy: MAX
Lemmy: MAX
Ludwig: MAX
Bowser Jr: MAX
Partners: OH NO!
Peach: Oh no! Mario!
Kammy: QUIET, GIRL!
Twink falls on Kammy.
Peach: Twink!
Twink: Let me untie you, Princess!
Twink unties Peach.
Kammy: GAH! Wretched thing! I shall destroy you!
Twink: 10 HP
Vs.
Kammy: 10HP
Twink: Dash!
Kammy: 10 HP
Kammy: HAHAHA! I thought that was the wind!
Peach: I'll help youm Twink!
Peach uses Wish!
Twink: +1 Attack
and Defense!
Kammy: Now I'll
show you a real attack, you little brat! BLOCK BASH!
Twink: 7 HP
Kammy: Now you
see my power!
Twink: Dash!
Kammy: 9 HP
Kammy: Ow! So
you can fight a little...
Peach: Wish!
Twink: +1 Attack
and Defense!
Kammy: BLOCK BASH!
Twink: 5 HP DANGER!
Twink: DASH!
Kammy: 7 HP
Kammy: OW! Why
does this little brat get stronger?!
Peach: Wish!
Twink: +1 Attack
and Defense
Kammy: Block Bash!
Twink: 4 HP DANGER!
Twink: DASH!
Kammy: 4 HP
Peach: Wish!
Twink: +1 Attack
and Defense!
Kammy: Block Bash!
Twink: 4 HP DANGER!
Kammy: Impossible!
My... my attacks don't work! ...! NOW I SEE IT! THE PRINCESS IS GIVING
POWER TO THAT BRAT WITH HER WISHES!
Twink: DASH!
Kammy: 0 HP!
Kammy: Ow...
Lord Bowser! Forgive me!
Peach: We can help Mario now!
Twink: Right behind you!
Twink crashes into Bowser, than Bowser turns around.
Bowser: WHO DID THAT?!
Koopalings: Wasn't us!
Star Spirits: We can feel the power of the Mushroom Kingdom's wishes! Our power is stronger!
Twink: I'm here to help!
Eldstar: Twink?! I haven't seen you in ages! All right, let's give Mario our power!
The Star Beam
turned into the Peach Beam!
Mario and Co.
are fully healed!
Mario: Time for the next battle!
Bowser: Wha?
Mario: 50 HP
Goombario: 50
HP
Kooper: 50 HP
Bombette: 50
HP
Parakarry: 50
HP
Bow: 50 HP
Watt: 50 HP
Sushie: 50 HP
Lakilester: 50
HP
Vs.
Bowser: 99 HP
Larry: 70 HP
Morton: 70 HP
Wendy: 70 HP
Iggy: 70 HP
Roy: 70 HP
Lemmy: 70 HP
Ludwig: 70 HP
Bowser Jr: 200
HP
Shadow Queen
Graffiti: -1 HP
Mario: PEACH BEAM!
Bowser and the
Koopalings are no longer invincible!
Shadow Queen
dies!
Mario: Hey! It
also destroys Bowser Jr's art!
Bowser: WHAT?!
Mario: MEGA SMASH!
Bowser: 89 HP
Goombario: MULTIBONK!
Bowser: 79 HP
Kooper: FIRE SHELL!
Bowser: 69 HP
Bombette: MEGA
BOMB!
Bowser: 59 HP
Larry: 60 HP
Morton: 60 HP
Wendy: 60 HP
Iggy: 60 HP
Roy: 60 HP
Lemmy: 60 HP
Ludwig: 60 HP
Bowser Jr: 190
HP
Parakarry: AIR
RAID!
Bowser: 49 HP
Larry: 50 HP
Morton: 50 HP
Wendy: 50 HP
Iggy: 50 HP
Roy: 50 HP
Lemmy: 50 HP
Ludwig: 50 HP
Bowser Jr: 180
HP
Bow: FAN SMACK!
Bowser: 39 HP
Watt: ELECTRO
DASH!
Bowser: 29 HP
Lakilester: SPINY
SURGE!
Bowser: 19 HP
Larry: 40 HP
Morton: 40 HP
Wendy: 40 HP
Iggy: 40 HP
Roy: 40 HP
Lemmy: 40 HP
Ludwig: 40 HP
Bowser Jr: 170
HP
Bowser: STAR ROD!
Bowser and the
Koopalings are invincible!
Koopalings: WAND
BLAST!
Mario: 40 HP
Goombario: 40
HP
Kooper: 40 HP
Bombette: 40
HP
Parakarry: 40
HP
Bow: 40 HP
Watt: 40 HP
Sushie: 40 HP
Lakilester: 40
HP
Bowser Jr: GOOP
SHOT!
Mario: 30 HP
Goombario: 30
HP
Kooper: 30 HP
Bombette: 30
HP
Parakarry: 30
HP
Bow: 30 HP
Watt: 30 HP
Sushie: 30 HP
Lakilester: 30
HP
Mario: PEACH BEAM!
Bowser and the
Koopalings are no longer invincible!
Goombario: MULTIBONK!
Bowser: 19 HP
Kooper: FIRE SHELL!
Bowser: 9 HP
Bombette: MEGA
BOMB!
Bowser: 0 HP!!!
Larry: 30 HP
Morton: 30 HP
Wendy: 30 HP
Iggy: 30 HP
Roy: 30 HP
Lemmy: 30 HP
Ludwig: 30 HP
Bowser Jr: 160
HP
Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Parakarry: AIR
RAID!
Larry: 20 HP
Morton: 20 HP
Wendy: 20 HP
Iggy: 20 HP
Roy: 20 HP
Lemmy: 20 HP
Ludwig: 20 HP
Bowser Jr: 150
HP
Bow: FAN SMACK!
Bowser Jr: 140
HP
Watt: ELECTRO
DASH!
Bowser Jr: 140
HP
Sushie: TIDAL
WAVE!
Larry: 20 HP
Morton: 20 HP
Wendy: 20 HP
Iggy: 20 HP
Roy: 20 HP
Lemmy: 20 HP
Ludwig: 20 HP
Bowser Jr: 130
HP
Lakilester: SPINY
SURGE!
Larry: 10 HP
Morton: 10 HP
Wendy: 10 HP
Iggy: 10 HP
Roy: 10 HP
Lemmy: 10 HP
Ludwig: 10 HP
Bowser Jr: 120
HP
Koopalings: WAND
BLAST!
Mario: 30 HP
Goombario: 30
HP
Kooper: 30 HP
Bombette: 30
HP
Parakarry: 30
HP
Bow: 30 HP
Watt: 30 HP
Sushie: 30 HP
Lakilester: 30
HP
Bowser Jr: GOOP
SHOT!
Mario: 20 HP
Goombario: 20
HP
Kooper: 20 HP
Bombette: 20
HP
Parakarry: 20
HP
Bow: 20 HP
Watt: 20 HP
Sushie: 20 HP
Lakilester: 20
HP
Mario: MEGA JUMP!
Bowser Jr: 110
HP
Goombario: MULTIBONK!
Bowser Jr: 100
HP
Kooper: FIRE SHELL!
Bowser Jr: 90
HP
Bombette: MEGA
BOMB!
Larry: 0 HP!
Morton: 0 HP!
Wendy: 0 HP!
Iggy: 0 HP!
Roy: 0 HP!
Lemmy: 0 HP!
Ludwig: 0 HP!
Bowser Jr: 80
HP
Koopalings: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bowser Jr: PAINT!
Bowser Jr paints
the Elder Princess Shroob.
Elder Princess
Shroob Graffiti: -1 HP
Mario: MEGA JUMP!
Bowser Jr: 70
HP
Elder Princess
Shroob: COUNTER!
Mario: 10 HP
Partners: O_O WE SKIP!
Bowser Jr: PERIL
SHELL TOSS!
Mario: 1 HP PERIL!
Goombario: 1
HP PERIL!
Kooper: 1 HP
PERIL!
Bombette: 1 HP
PERIL!
Parakarry: 1
HP PERIL!
Bow: 1 HP PERIL!
Watt: 1 HP PERIL!
Sushie: 1 HP
PERIL!
Lakilester: 1
HP PERIL!
Bowser Jr: 1
HP PERIL!
Elder Princess
Shroob: POISON CLOUDS!
Mario: 0 HP!
Goombario: 0
HP!
Kooper: 0 HP!
Bombette: 0 HP!
Parakarry: 0
HP!
Bow: 0 HP!
Watt: 0 HP!
Sushie: 0 HP!
Lakilester: 0
HP!
Mario has 1 Life
Shroom left!
Mario: 10 HP
Mario: JUMP!
Bowser Jr: 0
HP!
Elder Princess
Shroob Graffiti: 0 HP!
Bowser Jr: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
END OF FINAL BOSS BATTLE!
Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mario obtains the Star Rod!
Peach: Thank you, Mario!
BOOM!
Mario: ANOTHER EXPLOSION AT THE END?!
... What? Nintendo MADE it end this way!
Mario: ...
BOOM!
Bowser: AGH! Kammy! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Kammy: Your castle and this arena are about to explode!
Bowser: WHY?!
Kammy: Do not question things you cannot understand...
Bowser: ...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Bowser, Kammy, and the Koopalings are blown all the way back to Dark Land!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
The Star Spirits
and Twink protect Mario, Peach, Mario's partners, and
Peach's castle.
The Star Spirits fly them to the castle.
Star Spirits: Thank you, Mario! Now give us the Star Rod!
Mario gives them the Star Rod.
Star Spirits: Thank you!
What happened to everyone else?
Mario: Became stupid and started saying "CHEESE" again.
Goombario: Still gets hurt.
Kooper: Took the Koopa Bros. Fortress and made it his new home.
Bombette: Started working on the railroad.
Parakarry: Kept his job as a postman.
Bow: Returned to her mansion and started a garden full of Kamikaze Watermelons.
Watt: Went back to Shy Guy's Toy Box and made friends with the Shy Guys.
Sushie: Went back to Lavalava Island.
Lakilester: Went to therapy to solve his speech problem.
Peach: Went to Rogueport with Toadsworth.
Bowser: Unknown
Kammy: Unknown
Koopalings: Unknown
Bosses: Unknown
The End!
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