The Koopas were all visiting Nimbus Land (Bowser wanted to see the statue of himself).

Meanwhile, in Hyrule, there was a meeting of six Koopalings (yes, Koopalings, not Koopa Cousins) who were best friends: a hero, Link, his best friend, Saria, the princess of Hyrule, Zelda, a snob, Ruto, Link's girlfriend, Malon, the leader of the Kokiri, Mado, and a thief, Naburoo. Ruto was wearing a neckless with a sapphire for a pendant. Link had an emerald in his pouch.

All of the sudden they appeared in the throne room of the Koopa’s Dark Land castle. This activated the castle’s security system (it goes off when an unknown magic is used to enter the castle, willingly or not). All of the Koopas transported there and surrounded the "intruders”.

While the others distracted the Koopas by begging for mercy, Naburoo snuck up behind the Koopas and stole there wands, which were hanging at their waists. She tapped Bowser on the shoulder. He turned around. Then the others did. Naburoo said, "If you want your wands back, hear us out."

Bowser grumbled, "Fine."

All of the Koopas from Hyrule said, "How dare you talk to your own kids like that!"

Bowser scoffed, "You’re not my kids."

Naburoo sneered, "Oh yeah? Behold!"

Just then a one minute movie proving they were Bowser's kids appeared.

Bowser stomped, "That's a lie!"

Ludwig explained, “Actually, she is telling the truth. The magic she used to do that can only be used by a Hyrulian sage. She guards the spirit temple. Hyrulian sages can't lie; therefore she is telling the truth."

Bowser sighed, "Fine, I believe you. Here are your wands.” Naburoo had given everyone back their wands. “What are your names and ages?"

Naburoo told him.

Maoln didn't have an orb on her wand so Link took the orb off of his wand and gave it to Malon, and placed his emerald (the Korkie Emerald to be exact) on his wand saying, "Malon, you can use my orb. I'll use the Korkie Emerald."

Ruto complained, "What about me?"

Link suggested, "You have Zora's Sapphire; why don't you use that?"

Ruto said that was okay and attached Zora’s Sapphire to her wand. Then she blasted Link with a minor blast.

Bowser gave them each a horse, a pet, the power to choose when to go to school, lots of responsibility, a pony, an allowance, and the title King or Queen. He then asked, "What lands do you want?"

Link answered, "Cyber Land!"

Saria replied, "Forest Land!"

Ruto requested, "Sea Land!"

Naburoo demanded, "Thief Land!"

Malon shouted, "Farm Land!"

Zelda exclaimed, "Royal Land!"

Bowser gave them their lands and told them what they had to do with it (meetings, exc).

Months have past since the coming of the Koopas from Hyrule. Link, Lemmy, and Larry got permission to dig in the Underground Land mines for diamonds and gold from Susan B. Koopa (Larry promised to go out on a date with her if she did).

Latter that night, Malon and Link were in Link's apartment, Lemmy and Wendy O. were in Lemmy's apartment, Mido and Saria were in Mido's apartment, and Larry and Susan B. were in Larry's apartment. Lemmy, Larry, Mido, and Link all asked, at the same time, "Will you marry me?" They were each holding out a wedding ring made of gold and diamonds (guess where they got the diamonds [hint: it wasn't at the jewelry store]). Malon, Saria, Wendy O., and Susan B. answered, "Of course I will"

That night at dinner they announced they were getting married.

On Larrium the first, Link and Saria got married. They invited Princess Ruto (she is the Princess of the Zoras, Link, Saria's sister, and the water sage , Impa (she is Zelda's nurse maid, and is also the shadow sage), Nabooru (she is the spirit sage), King Daruinia (king of the Gorons and the fire sage), the son of Daruinia, Link, King Zora (king of the Zoras, he raised Ruto before she came to Plit), Navi (Link's guardian fairy [every Korkie has one {every Korkie has one <Link and Saria's Dark World forms are both Korkies>}]), Talon (he raised Malon until she went to Plit), Malon, Bowser, Clawdia,  the rest of their siblings, and Susan B.

Zelda gave them each a new Ocarina. Impa gave them the Shadow Medallion. Malon gave Link a kiss. Talon gave them each a horse. Ruto gave them the Water Medallion. Nabooru gave Malon a Gerudo member ship card and Link the spirit medallion. King Darunia gave them the Fire Medallion. The son of Darunia, (insert your name again), gave them each a Goron tunic (it makes people fire proof). King Zora gave them each a Zora Tunic (it allows people to breathe under water). Navi gave them nothing (lazy pixie). Link gave Malon some equipment to care for her horse Epona with. Saria gave Malon a fairy Ocarina and taught her Saria's Song and gave Link the Forest Medallion. Mido gave each of them a 500 Rupee shoping spree at the Kokiri Shop. Susan B. gave them a rock from Cave City (the capital of Under Ground Land). Every one else gave them varying gifts.

Months have past since Link got married.  We start off at Yoshi Island Castle.

A Giant Goomba rushed into the throne room where Iggy was sitting on the throne. The Giant Goomba said, "Prince Iggy,  the Yoshi's are headed for the castle."

"Do they have anything with them?" Iggy asked.

The Giant Goomba replied, "All they have with them is a piece of paper that the Green Yoshi who appears to be leading them is carrying."

Iggy ordered, "Let them in."

The Giant Goomba bowed, "Yes, my prince."

A few minutes later the Yoshies walked into the Throne Room.  The leader, a Green Yoshi, gave Iggy a piece of paper and requested, "Iggy read paper please."

Iggy read the paper to himself and said, "So, you want to ally with the Koopa Klan?  Well, I'm more then willing to let you allywith us, but its not up to me to decide."  Iggy then picked up his wand and called, "This is Iggy calling an emergency meeting!"

A Nano second later his whole family except for Nick was there,  Link was kissing Malon, Mido was kissing Saria, Lemmy was kissing Wendy O., Larry was kissing Susen B., Bowser was kissing Clawdia, Wart was kissing Pimple, Mario was kissing Peach, Luigi was kissing Daisy, Donkey Kong was kissing Candy Kong, and Diddy Kong was kissing Dixie Kong. Ludwig waved his wand and sent the Kongs, the Marios , Daisy, and Peach back to whereever they had been before they were at the castle.

They looked over the alliance terms and everyone signed except Bowser, who asked, "Why do you want to ally with the Koopa Klan?"

Green Yoshi replied, "King Bowser, the first time the Yoshis met the Koopas is when Baby Mario-" All the Yoshies spat onto the ground and Green Yoshi continued, "-fell from the sky onto my back and we, the Yoshies, attempted  to return him to his parents.  The second time was when you were still a baby and you
stole the Super Happy Tree and turned the island into a story book, which you only did because your father Morton made you do it when all the Yoshies, including the Yoshi Council of 7, were imprisoned by Kamak and when we fought you with blocks you were Nick in disquise so technically you haven't done anything to us. Plus, Mario made me win the Mushroom Derby with out using Yoshi Cookies and he ate them all and all the Yoshi Candy and all the Yoshiade and he was sitting on me the whole race."

Bowser signed.

A few months later, Susen B. married Larry, Wendy married Lemmy, Mario married Peach, Luigi married Daisy, and Mido married Saria.

A few months later, all the Koopas except for Nick moved to Hyrule. Nick finally got his wish and ruled the Koopa Klan.  Bowser and Clawdia ruled Hyrule untail they died, and then Link and Zelda ruled.  Link didn't
love nor marry Zelda though. In fact, Link's throne was a double throne: where he and Malon sat even though Malon wasn't the Queen and Zelda's throne.

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