PROLOGUE
Years ago, when
Bowser was still a little prince, all of the Koopas' enemies teamed up
and attacked all the lands under the control of the royal Koopa family.
Kamek informed everyone that the wands of the 9 lands of Dark Land, Twilight
Land, Water Land, Grass Land, Pipe Land, Sky Land, Giant Land, and Ice
Land had a special power that could help them win. The nine wands were
collected and used. The great power of the wands defeated the enemies,
and proved that the Koopas should be feared. After the battle, Kamek sealed
away the wands in the heart of every land only to be used in great emergencies.
They were never used together again for 30 years.
CHAPTER ONE: KASTLE KOOPA
It was a normal day at Kastle Koopa. Lemmy was doing work on his computer, Ludwig was building an invention, Iggy was watching TV, Wendy was testing her makeup, Larry was caring for his plants, Morton was giving a speech, Roy was beating up Morton for giving a speech, Bowser Jr. was trying to recreate Shadow Mario, Bowser was watching football on his second HDTV, and Clawdia was doing chores.
Bowser: Go for the pass! Go for the pass!
While Bowser was going crazy over the football game, Kamek flew in the door.
Kamek: LORD BOWSER!!!
Bowser: Wha? You don't have to yell, you flying annoyance!
Kamek: Sorry. Remember the wands we locked up?
Bowser: Wha?
Kamek: Oh yeah. You were eight months old at that time. Well, the wands for all nine lands were locked away in the heart of every land. Also, all our enemies are attacking.
Bowser: WHA?!
Bowser looked outside to see Mario throwing tomatoes at the castle.
Bowser: We'll need more than Mario, though, to use ultimate power.
An army of every bad guy except Koopas lined up outside Kastle Koopa.
Bowser: I'll get the wands!
Kamek: That's the problem. When I sealed the wands away, I thought you would need them before you were 12, so I set the magic so only a young heart can open the seal.
Bowser: What?
Kamek: We need the Koopalings to get the wands, because the seal will only open to the young magic they have.
Bowser: How do we defend ourselves then?
Kamek: WE-
Kamek was cut off by an ambush of Bob-ombs and Bullet Bills. Kamek started blasting the explosives away with his magic wand. Bowser went to tell the Koopalings what was to happen.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
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A clip of Roy punching an old man is shown.
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Roy punches the Goomba.
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COMMERCIAL ENDS
Kamek: It's starting!
Bowser: I will tell the Koopalings... after halftime.
Kamek: I'll tell them.
Kamek teleported to the meeting fall in the castle to tell the Koopalings about the wands and their power.
Wendy: Magic? We don't have any magic!
Lemmy: How do we do this then?
Bowser Jr: My brain hurts.
Larry: Like father, like youngest son.
Iggy: I don't want to, though.
Roy: I'm too busy at the Sports Hall to save myself.
Kamek: There will be NO Sports Hall if you don't get those wands!
Morton: Wands. I love wands! My favorite thing besides wedding cake is wands! They have that nice, shiny thing on top of them like your wand, and they have such a cool black handle! I could ju- MMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kamek: Shut up, Morton!
Larry: Susan can't go, right?
Kamek: No. She will be here waiting for you to come back from your mission. Remember, you have to find the wands in the heart of the lands. One will be in each land. Use your magic to get them.
Wendy: We need the wands for the magic.
Kamek: Remember when I told you how magic works?
Koopalings: Yes.
Kamek: Wands are things that store your magic. You will always have your magic without your wands. Should I tell you all your magic?
Wendy: Does it have to do with our lands?
Kamek: Yes. Wendy, you can make and control water. Larry, you can call all the plant-like minions to come and fight under your mind control. Lemmy, you can freeze water, make ice, and control all ice. Ludwig, you have mind control magic. Iggy, you can become a strong giant. Roy, you can make storms. Morton, you can move the earth. Bowser Jr, you can just use your paintbrush, but you also can use star power.
Roy: This sound like the X-Men, and I'm Storm.
The Koopalings started to laugh, but Roy clenched his fist. The Koopalings stopped laughing and apologized.
Kamek: No. You had these powers when you were younger. That's when I first taught you all magic. That's how you got the lands you rule today. If you leave now, I can teleport you about 30 miles away from the castle so you don't have to go through the army of our enemies.
Wendy: Like, how will we survive? We won't have any money!
Kamek: I'll give you a couple hundred coins for food and a place to stay. If you want, bring your sleeping bags and some 1-Up Mushrooms.
Ludwig: Don't they only work on Mario?
Kamek: Magic ones. Only Koopas can use them.
Lemmy: Who will update my Land for me?!
Kamek: I'll do it, Lemmy. I'll teleport you now. Huddle together so all of you teleport without me missing anyone.
Everyone huddled together. Wendy complained to be sent separate, but Kamek shook his head. He waved his wand and a vortex opened underneath the Koopalings. They fell in and fell out of another vortex about six feet above the ground. They had landed 45 miles away from Kastle Koopa. Right before the teleport portal closed, 500 coins and 100 1-Up Mushrooms fell out. Wendy tried to jump back in the portal, but it was too high up. Ludwig grabbed the Mushrooms and coins, and turned to his siblings.
Ludwig: What just happened?
Ludwig's brothers and sister looked at him. They didn't know what had just happened either.
Morton: So what do we do?
The seven other Koopalings looked shocked at Morton. He had spoken only one sentence.
Roy: We do what we can to save the Sports Hall and our home! I'll pound those monsters' heads in with that ultimate power wand!
Everyone agreed
and started their adventure.
CHAPTER TWO: THE PATH TO GRASS LAND
It had been 3 hours since the Koopalings left Kastle Koopa. Everyone was tired.
Wendy: Can't... go on...!
Larry: Come on. Grass Land can't be that far away!
Iggy: You said that three hours ago when we started.
Larry: Well it can't be!
Bowser Jr: Come on! I hate this story!
Lemmy: I can freeze the path and we can slide to Grass Land.
Ludwig: That wouldn't be a good idea, because we might freeze something of value. We might find some power-ups or something.
Iggy: Ludwig is right, Lemmy. We could end up freezing something like the wand.
The group walked on. Yhen, a soft noise like someone was stepping on leaves was heard.The Koopalings froze in fear. The noise got louder and louder until it seemed like the person was next to them.
???: HALT!!! WE WILL COOK YOU FOR FEAST!!!
Larry: TRIBAL GUYS!!!
The Koopalings screamed and ran in circles in a really funny way. The Tribal Gguy, named Jeff, threw his spear. It barely missed Lemmy's ball and hit Bowser Jr's paintbrush, knocking a few bristles off. This got him angry, and he hit Jeff in the head with the handle of the spear, which was lying on the ground.
Ludwig: Is he alive?
Jeff: Of course I'm alive! Get off of my property!
Larry: But I rule Grass Land!
Jeff: Where is your crown? Your robe? Your WAND?
Larry: I'm Prince Larry the first. I'm second youngest son of Bowser Polly Koopa Sr.
Jeff: His middle name is Polly?
Wendy: Yup.
Jeff: Who are your followers? Security?
Larry: No. These Koopalings are Prince Ludwig von Koopa, Prince Roy Punch Koopa, Prince Lemmy Ice Koopa, Princess Wendy Ocean Koopa, Prince Morton Cake Koopa Jr, Prince Bowser Polly Koopa Jr, and Prince Iggy Smirf Koopa.
Jeff: Do you have to sound so grown up?
Larry: Fine. This is Ludwig, Wendy, Roy, Morton, Bowser Jr, Iggy, and Lemmy.
Jeff: I'm Jeff.
Larry: Hi.
Jeff: I'm still gonna eat you.
Koopalings: AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jeff: Just joking.
Wendy: Good.
Morton: Where is the wand of Grass Land?
Jeff: Isn't he the big talker?
Everyone except Morton and Jeff nodded.
Jeff: All right. I suppose you don't know where everything in your own land is, so here's a map of Grass Land. I guess the wand of Grass Land is in the heart, which is close to this field called Piranha Fields.
Larry took the map and his siblings looked at it over his shoulder.
Larry: We'd better go. Thanks, Jeff!
Jeff: Come anytime you need help! I've got a lot of info in my shack!
KASTLE KOOPA...
At Kastle Koopa, the castle had been looted and Bowser, Kamek, and Kammy had been tied to a tree. Shadow Mario walked up with Hammy, the squirrel, on his shoulder.
Shadow Mario: Join the dark side...
Hammy: And get a free cookie!
Bowser: Wasn't I already on the dark side?
Shadow Mario: Uh... The OTHER dark side.
Bowser: If I say no, will I still get the cookie?
Shadow Mario: NEVER!!!
Bowser: Uh... Ok.
Shadow Mario untied Bowser and left Kamek and Kammy tied to the tree. Shadow Mario and Bowser laughed evilly as a lightning storm began to form.
Shadow Mario: We have your stupid wands, you Magikoopas! You can't beat us!
Kamek: You forgot, haven't you?
Shadow Mario: What?
Kamek: We don't need wands to perform magic. We need our hearts, and that's all. Wands just hold a certain limit to our power, and you think we need those wands. You were created with the heart of Bowser Jr. He may have used the paintbrush for help, but he used his own special magic of mixing dark stars together to create you separate from his body.
Shadow Mario: So...
Kamek: Our heart is a storage place for our magic. Wands just hold a bit of it that we can use before our heart. My heart, is the most powerful heart on all of Plit.
Kammy: Powerful hearts are more powerful than wands. Should we show you?
Kamek and Kammy's eyes turned a bright yellow and the ropes around them broke. They floated in the air without their broomsticks, and raised their arms in the air and clenched their fists.
Shadow Mario: What the *choke* ... *choke*
Kamek: What are you doing?
Shadow Mario: Oh. I just had a couple tacos last night, and-
Kamek: SILENCE!!!
Kamek pointed at the small army, and they started to choke and gag. They fell unconscious to the ground. One twitched before the place looked like a graveyard. Kamek and Kammy's eyes returned to their normal color and they landed on the ground still powerful, as though they had just been doing their ABCs.
Shadow Mario: How?
Kammy: Our hearts.
Kammy raised her hand, but Shadow Mario pulled out a small paintbrush and painted a portal. He jumped in with the two wands he'd stolen from Kamek and Kammy, and the portal closed.
Kammy: I hope the Koopalings get those wands before the army reawakens.
Kamek: Me too.
GRASS LAND...
Back in Grass Land, the Koopalings were in Amazee Town, a town run by Amazee Dayzees. The Koopalings stopped at Dayzee Diner.
Waitress: How can I help you?
Wendy: WE ARE STARVING AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS "HOW CAN I HELP YOU"?!
Waitress: What would you like to eat?
Wendy: Anything!
The waitress walked into the kitchen. Pots and pans rattled and a voice was heard.
Guy: I'm on break! Cook it yourself!
Waitress: But we have customers!
Guy: I don't care. I'm tired of being the chef! I want a different job!
Waitress: But Chef, we have he royal Koopalings!
Chef: Koopalings? I'd have to see for myself!
The chef walked out the kitchen door to see the Koopalings staring at him. The chef was a very big Amazee Dayzee who probably hadn't taken a bath in a couple months, because he smelled like rotten eggs mixed with stinkbug juice with a touch of skunk fumes.
Chef: The royal Koopalings? You have to be holograms.
Roy punched the chef in the stomach.
Roy: Does that feel like a hologram? And would it kill ya to take a bath?
The chef clutched his stomach and ran back into the kitchen. 5 minutes later, he came out with a full 3-course meal. The Koopalings ate the food like it was a chocolate bar, while they planned their strategies.
Ludwig: I think we should all split up into groups of two.
Larry: I think we should stick together and use our cool magic Kamek told us about.
Iggy: I'm thinking the same as Larry.
Lemmy, Bowser Jr, and Wendy: Us too!
Roy and Morton: Let's take Ludwig's plan.
After that, the Koopalings took a vote and decided to stick together. After they left Dayzee Diner, they walked until they reached Hoo's Woods. By then, it was dark out.
Morton: We'll never get to the heart of Grass Land!!!
Wendy: We'll need to see Piranha Plants to know where it is.
Bowser Jr: We can summon my magic of the stars to take us to the heart of Grass Land.
Wendy: That can only happen in Kirby.
Bowser Jr: I'll show you!
Bowser Jr. looked at the stars and focused on them. His eyes started to change color, and a star started to shine brightly. Bowser Jr. started to float in the air and the star began to fall down. The star reached the Koopalings, and they looked at Bowser Jr, who was now glowing brightly. They hopped on and Bowser Jr. floated onto the star.
Bowser Jr: To the heart of Grass Land.
The star rose in the air and flew through the sky. As they passed over Piranha Fields, they saw the Piranha Plants sleeping in little warp pipes. The star began to rock violently. The star tipped over and Wendy flipped over and hung off the point of the star. Bowser Jr. stopped glowing and passed out. The star tilted downward and the Koopalings screamed. Wendy lost her grip.
Wendy: HELP!!!
Wendy began to fall, but Ludwig remembered his magic allowed him to lift things with his mind.
Wendy: AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
Ludwig concentrated really hard, and his magic put Wendy in a bubble that brought her back up to the star. The star was heading for a Piranha Plant that looked hungry.
Larry: I'll use my plant magic!
Larry beain to talk to the Piranha, which still looked hungry. Larry then decided not to use his powers, and threw a piece of meat at it. The Piranha Plant ate the meat and went to sleep. The star crashed, but the Koopalings survived.
Larry: I... can sense something.
Larry walked to a tree, when 7 thorny tentacles came out of the ground, grabbed his siblings, and pulled them underground.
Larry: OH NO!!!
Larry decided that he must use his powers, and called a Piranha Plant to help him for 76 coins. The Piranha Plant began to dig into the ground, biting the fertile soil away while growing larger with each bite.
Larry: DON'T WORRY!!! I'M COMING!!!
Will Larry save his brothers and sister? Will they get the wand of Grass Land? Will the Piranha Plant that's eating dirt turn on Larry? How long can Kamek and Kammy defend the castle? Read the next chapter, coming soon to a Lemmy's Land near you!