CHAPTER 3: Woohoo Troubles
Mario and Toad have arrived at Woohoo Hooniversity. As they enter, a stream of screaming students run out and one trips up. He gets up, grabs Toad, and turns into a Snifit. He then begins to eat him and runs off.
Mario: Yes!
Toad: No...
Snifit: BURP!
Mario chases the Snifit into the building and they both fall into a huge crater. Toad bounces out of the monster's mouth and is covered in gloop.
Toad: Ungh...
Mario: Stupid Snifit... Could've held on a LITTLE longer...
They look around and see that the room is completely wrecked. Toad runs over to the Snifit and kicks him. The Snifit gets angry and kidnaps Toad.
Toad: Help!
Mario: A-come on!
Snifit: Hee hee hoo!
Mario: Heh heh heh... What if I just... left Toad?
Banana: You can't do that!
Mario: You're in the hospital!
Banana: Aw...
Toad: WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME?
Mario: I'm on my-a way!
Mario jumps on the Snifit, who promptly spits out Toad. He then runs into a wall, knocking it over. A Beanbean student is conducting tests on a computer in the room, so Mario runs in.
Beanbean: Who in the world are YOU?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Toad: And me...
Beanbean: What do you want?
Mario: We need-a the location of the Koopa Cruiser!
Beanbean: Hm... And you need this why?
Mario: Bowser stole Princess Peach!
Toad: Please help!
Beanbean: I would... but the radar is in the other room! And this place is infested with monsters!
Mario: Typical!
Toad: We'll guide you!
Beanbean: Very well.
They all walk through a door and into a hallway. Suddenly, a huge Snifit jumps down and squishes Toad.
Mario: Heh heh-a.
Beanbean: Attack him!
Mario: Okay, okay!
Mario jumps onto the Snifit and slides down onto its mask, where he smashes the goggles with his hammer.
Snifit: Roar!
Toad: Grr...
Beanbean: Egads!
Toad pushes the Snifit's foot and knocks it over. Mario then sets it on fire and lets it run away.
Beanbean: Let us go! The room is just over there!
Mario: Wahey!
Toad: C'mon!
They all stroll into the room and the Beanbean puts a disc into the machine. It begins to clank and buzz, and the Beanbean takes the disc out.
Beanbean: I can hereby say...
Toad: Yes?
Beanbean: That the Koopa Cruiser is in Little Fungitown! Wreaking havoc, it is!
Mario: But-a how will we get there?
Beanbean: There's a plane going there tomorrow. I suggest you get tickets.
Mario: Okay!
They arrive back at Beanbean Castle. Queen Bean is waiting impatiently and Toadsworth is taking his medicine.
Queen Bean: You're back! What news?
Toad: They're at Little Fungitown, ma'am.
Toadsworth: Excellent! I suppose you've heard of the new airport there?
Mario: Yup!
Queen Bean: Well, I bought tickets to get there. You can have them instead. The plane leaves tomorrow, so you'd better head off!
Toad: To BeanBean International Airport!
Toadsworth: Go now, boys!
Will they make
it safely to Little Fungitown? Find out in Chapter 4 of Beanbean Travels!
CHAPTER 4: LOST IN FUNGITOWN
Mario and Toad are on an airplane. They're about to arrive in Little Fungitown, but you can guess what's next!
Toad: Hey, Mario! This airplane is first class! I can dig being up here!
Mario: Zzz... *chuckle!* You can have-a Toad, Koopa!
Toad: What?
Mario: Just take-a him, Bowser! Please!
Toad: Grr!
Mario: Please! I beg-a of you!
Toad: Rawr!
The angry Toad leaps at Mario and smashes him out the window. The superstar wakes up and roundhouse kicks Toad, who takes a punch at point-blank range.
Mario: What's-a your problem, Mushroom dude?
Toad: You, ya pant-eating pineapple from Plit!
Mario: Take this, cretin!
Our tired adventurer gives the fungi freak a firebrand slap, and then receives a couple of laser blasts.
Mario and Toad: LASER BLASTS?
Toad: W-what's black, has r-red eyes, and shoots lasers?
Mario: I dunno... That guy in the ninja suit from The Adventures of Greg McHansen?
Toad: No, you donkey! ANUBOOS!
Mario and Toad jump around to avoid the laser blasts, and run off. They trip over a decorated tile, and black out. When they awaken...
Toad: Little Fungitown!
Mario: W-what?
Toad: You heard me! That thing we tripped over was an elevator!
Bowser: Never, Einstein! And now you perish!
Mario: Oah-whoah-whoah-whoah!
Bowser lobs a Mechakoopa, which Mario kicks to Toad. Our Mushroomy moron then slams it into Bowser. The robot then explodes, leaving the great Koopa King wailing!
Bowser: Ouch! That hurt, Mario! You'll pay! But not now!
Mario: Ker-ching!
Toad: That's right, Koopa! Run!
Mario: Just take-a him, Bowser! Please!
Toad: Grr!
Bowser runs away to the Mushroom Embassy. Mario and Toad look around to see civilians lying around smashed houses.
Mario: Mamamia!
Toad: Look what that oversized Spiny has done, chum!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Toad: My thoughts exactly!
Mario and Toad run to the embassy, avoiding craters on the way. As the duo enter, they notice a huge hole in the ground. A makeshift staircase constructed of old wood leads down, out of sight.
Mario: Look at-a that!
Toad: Let's go, mate!
Mario: I'm not your mate.
Toad: U m4k3 m3 cry M4RI0.
Mario: What?
Toad: Never mind. Just a min0r glitch. I think it's fix3d now. Wait a mo'... There!
Will they make it safely through the underground (or undermush) fortress? Find out in Chapter 5 of Beanbean Travels!
To Be Continued...
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