Super Wario Strikers!! What Happens After the Bowser Cup

By ParaBonz

Warning! This story is probably one of the only stories where Mario is not a stupid idiot who says cheese all the time  or the name of any other dairy product. In other words... if you are a Mario hater, don't read this.
 

Mario: Wahoo!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

Crowd: MARIO! MARIO!! MARIO!!!

Mario: I-a beat the SUPER TEAM! WAHOO!!!

In a dark corner of the field...

Wario: Man! I-a can't-a believe that Mario won-a!

Bowser: Me neither. He beat my SUPER TEAM!

They look at each other.

Wario and Bowser: Team up!!!

The next day at Mario's Pad...

Luigi: Ahh... The world is beauti... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wario jumps out of a bush and shoves him into a sack, then carries hm off.

At the Mushroom Castle...

Peach: Hi Daisy! You're finally here! But this could be bad.

Daisy: How?

Peach: Well if somebody like, I don't know... Bowser, tried to kidnap us we would both get taken.

Daisy: True, but I highly dou-

Peach: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Daisy: What?!

Peach: BOWSER!!!

Peach and Daisy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Bowser: You're mine!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

In the Kongo Jungle...

Wario and Bowser are hiding behind a bush.

Wario: I know-a exactly how-a to get him. Get-a ready with-a the coconut.

Bowser: Okay.

Wario comes out and stands under the tree house.

Wario: Ohhhhh... DK!!! I-a have a nutritious and-a delicious banana!

DK: Donkey Kong!!!

DK jumps out of the tree house and lands right next to the banana. Bowser is right behind DK

Wario: Bowser! Now-a!!!

Bowser: Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!

DK turns around and punches Bowser in the stomach! The coconut falls out of Bowser's hands and goes straight into the air.

Bowser: Owwwwwwwwwwwww...

DK: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Roooooooooooooa...

The coconut falls on his head. Wario shoves him in a barrel.

Wario: This-a wasn't what-a I expected, but-a it'll work.

Bowser: He punches hard!

On Yoshi's Island...

Wario: Okay-a, only Yoshi and-a Waluigi are left.

Bowser: Which one is the right Yoshi?

Wario: That one!

Bowser: How do you know?

Wario: He has a nametag.

Bowser: I see it!

Nametag: Name: Yoshi
                   Birth: Before he met Mario
                   Death: Hasn't happened yet
                   Color: Green
                   Yoshi Type: Original

Wario: Get-a him!

Bowser: Yes, I got him!

Wario: Mamamia!

Bowser: What?

Zoshi: Me!

Wario and Bowser run away screaming like little girls.

Wario and Bowser: *high-pitched* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Zoshi: Yeah, you better run!!!! I'll still get you, Bowser, for ruining my Interview show!!!

Bowser: You were being snoopy!

Zoshi: I... don't... care!!!

Wario's Pad...

Wario: Now-a it is-a time-a to get-a my little brother.

Bowser: I know how!

5 minutes later, Wario and Bowser are under the table, hiding.

Waluigi: Yeah-a, chocolate! Wahaha!

He eats the chocolate and passes out.

Bowser: Ha! I knew that the old Knock-Out Gas Chocolate would work!

Wario: Now-a to send-a Mario a letter!

The letter says:

Dear-a Mario,

I-a have captured all-a your friends and-a my brother for-a no-a apparent reason.

If you-a ever want to-a see them again you-a will have-a to beat me in a soccer game (and-a Bowser's SUPER TEAM). If-a I win I-a will keep your-a friends locked up in-a their cage. Wait, they are getting annoying. SHUT-A UP BACK-A THERE!!! DON'T-A YOU SEE-A I'M WRITING A LETTER-A INVOLVING YOUR LIFE-A!!! DAD! Okay, they stopped-a. Anyway... If-a you win-a I'll free them. But I-a doubt you will. So if-a you are going to-a face me-a in a match meet me-a in Bowser's Stadium at-a tomorow 5:00 PM.

Hatefully,
Wario

Wario: Done! Now-a to send it.

Bowser: Let’s rest for a while now.

Snoresnoresnoresnore...

The next day...

There is a really awesome adventure/action theme song playing. Mario is getting ready for the match.

Mario: 4:43. It-a should take me-a 30 minutes walking but I-a could fly-a over there and-a the time-a would be cut in-a half. Okay, I'm-a ready.

Wario's Pad...

Bowser: Come on, Wario, let’s go. We have 17 minutes to get there.

Wario: I'm ready! DAD!!! Let’s just go!

10 minutes later...

Wario: Here we-a are. It's-a still 4:53.

Bowser: He still has seven minutes left, but I bet he chickened out.

5 minutes later...

Mario: I'm-a here, Wario!

Wario: Let’s finish this!

Bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbubmubbumbumbumbumbum...

Wario: I-a shall win-a!!!

Mario: Never!!! Come on-a, Koopas!!! WE WILL-A WIN!!!

You see the field like in Super Mario Strikers.

3-2-1 START!!!

Mario passes the ball to the Koopa under him. But Wario tackles him!

Wario: Haha!!!

He passes the ball to a robot near the goal.

Robot: BEEP...

A Koopa tackles him and passes the ball to Mario.

Mario: Nice-a job, Koopa!

Koopa: Thanks.

Mario passes the ball to another teammate. In turn, that Koopa passes a Perfect Lob Pass to another Koopa.

Mario: You can-a make it!

BAM!!!

The goalie of Wario's team gets knocked out.

Mario: Yes-a!

Mario kicks the ball and makes a goal.

Mario: Yes!!! Waho!!

Bowser: Noooo!!! He can't win! Wario, take this item!

Mario: What is-a it?!

Wario: Bwahahahahaha... Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is-a the one item I-a need to-a make you lose! I'll use it-a when-a the time is-a right...

Mario: MAMAMIA!

Wario passes the ball to the robot under him. The robot keeps the ball for a while until he passes to another one, who makes a goal.

Wario: YES!!!

This time Mario passes the ball to a Koopa and the Koopa passes it right back. But Wario takes the ball. Then he resorts to cheating methods.

10 minutes later...

Mario: 3 Goals
Wario: 15 Goals

Wario: MEGA CHAIN CHOMP X-TREME!!!

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

BOOOOOOM!!!

Mario: …

In the cage...

Peach: … Wha... Where am I? Luigi? Yoshi? DK? Daisy? AHHHH!!! WALUIGI! Where is Mario?

She looks outside the cage and sees him knocked out.

Peach: Mario!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! I'll give you my energy!

Back on the field...

Wario: Wahaha!

Mario: … I'm-a awake...

Wario: What?!

Peach: Mario, I believe in you! You can beat him! You can save us all!

Mario: She's-a right, I-a can win... I will-a beat you all-a!

Bowser: I doubt it with nobody on your team!

Mario looks around. Everybody on his team is knocked out.

Mario: I'll still beat you. Yah!!!

Goal!

Wario: Wha... NOO!!!

Mario: Yah!!!

Goal!!!

Bowser: WHAT?!

Mario: Yah! Yah! YAH!!!

Goal! Goal! GOAL!!!

Mario: 8 Goals
Wario: 15 Goals

16 Goals later...

Mario: 18 Goals
Wario: 21 Goals

Mario: Double Goal Kick!!!

Mario kicks the ball. It goes in, bounces off the ground, hits the goalie’s head, and bounces back in, making 2 Goals in 1 shot!

Wario: You'll-a never score-a 2 goals in-a 10 seconds!

Peach: Mario!!! You can do it! I'll send you the rest of my energy! Use your Ultimate Kick!!!

10-9...

Mario: She's-a right! Again! MEGA STR...

7-6...

Mario: …IKE!!!

Mario is about to kick the ball. Everything is in slow motion.

5-4-3...

Wario: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Mario connects with the ball. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

2-1...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!

0!!!

Wario: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mario: 22 Goals
Wario: 21 Goals

Mario: YES!!!

Bowser: We're doomed.

Mario frees all his friends (that means not Waluigi).

Waluigi: HEY!!! THAT"S NOT FAI... HEY, CHOCOLATE!!!

You know the rest. Anyway...

On the field...

Daisy: Let’s get 'em!

Bowser and Wario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Yoshi: COME BACK HERE, YOU %@$#&!!!

Bowser and Wario: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The End

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