Chapter 4: Luigi's Revenge... Maybe...
Luigi looks all around the house, which
is now just a pile of wood, and can't find Mario anywhere. He then concludes
that Mario has been blown to bits!
Luigi: Why?! Why did Mario have to die?! THAT’S IT!!! I’m going to avenge my big bro and stop that evil pair from killing anyone else! I'm a... a... Hmm.. I know what I should be called! The Mean Green Lean... No, that's not it... I know… No, wait... um... the... I got it! The Green Avenger! No... This is it for sure! It's the perfect name! I'm…
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Bernoli: Now why would you go and kill your own cousins like that? WHY WOULD YOU KILL ANYONE AT ALL?!
Waluigi: Well, we are "evil", so that's our job, and we didn't know they were our cousins, and we hate them.
CRASH!
Wario: What was that? Is it Santa? YIPPIE!!! I hope I get more coal this year!
Waluigi: No! It's not Santa, you idiot! Someone is breaking in!
Wario: Santa breaks into people’s homes...
Waluigi: Oh, just go check it out!
Wario: Okiedokie artichokie!
Wario goes to the kitchen and starts eating pie. He then sees a mysterious figure rapped up in wires and covered in silverware.
Wario: Hello. Are you Santa?
???: No! I'm, buuh buh buh buh BUM, Mr. L!
Wario: Can I call you buhbuh?
Mr. L: No! The buh parts aren’t part of my name!
Wario: Oh.
Mr. L: I shall now defeat you! ... Can you untangle me first?
Wario: I DON'T WANNA!!! Ok!
Gir: You act just like me...
Zim: Gir! There is no time to waste with these PUNY humans!
Mr. L: How did they get in here?
Wario: I don't know...
Mr. L: Well, thanks for untangling me!
Waluigi: What's taking so long?
Mr. L: BROBOT! ASSEMBLE!!!
…
Waluigi: Well?
Mr. L: The box reads "Brobot: Supreme Green Machine does not assemble when some idiot yells 'assemble'. Assembly required." Dang it!
Waluigi: Who are you?
Wario: Well, I'm Wario, the old fart in the living room is Bernoli, and the green weirdo is Mr. L. Oh! And you are Waluigi... I think...
Waluigi: Idiot... So! Mr. L! What is your TRUE identity?
Mr. L: I will NEVER tell!
Waluigi: I don't really need to know it that bad...
Mr. L: Ok...
Waluigi: Leave!
Mr. L: Never!
Waluigi: Wario?
Wario: My pleasure.
Wario then grabs Mr. L by the throat and tosses him out the window.
Mr. L: AAAAAAAAaaaaaagggghhhh...
To Be Continued...
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