Note: This was
made after the Zoshi Bio. Also, Tenishi is pronounced: Ten-E-She
One day on Yoshi's Island, Zoshi is thinking of stuff...
Zoshi: (I wonder if my parents ever escaped Karminy… Probably not. I wonder if anybody I ever would've liked lived on Xoshi's Island. I wish it hadn't sunk at all. I wonder if there were more survivors beside me. At least one, I hope.) Wha...
Yoshi: I want to know if you'd like to hang out. Do you?
Zoshi: Yeah, sure. It'll keep my mind off things.
Yoshi: Cool! Let's go!
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????: … Where am I? So... tired... Woah... I just got my memory back. What's that noise?
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Zoshi: Can't touch this! Wo-hoo!!!
Yoshi: I shall not be “It” for long, Zoshi!
Zoshi: Hahahaha! Wheee!!!
Zoshi starts to swing on vines.
Yoshi: Cool! Look at me! I'm Tarzan!
Zoshi: Who's that?
Yoshi: I don't know! Wheeeee!!!
THUD!
Zoshi: Owww... Pain...
Yoshi: What happened?
Zoshi: Ow... Tree trunk... It came out of nowhere...
Yoshi: Yeah, trees have a tendency to do that.
Zoshi: (squinting) What's that, on the shore?
Yoshi: I don't know. Let's go see.
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????: Whatever that noise was, the cause is coming this way. At least they're Yoshis... Uhh... My head...
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Zoshi: It looks like some White Yoshi.
Yoshi: Didn't those go extinct at the same time as the others?
Zoshi looks at Yoshi.
Yoshi: Besides you, I mean.
Zoshi: I don't know.
The Yoshis get there. They see that it is indeed a White Yoshi.
Zoshi: ...
Yoshi: Who are you?
????: My name is Tenishi.
Yoshi: Where'd you come from?
Tenishi: Last thing I remember is hatching from my egg in the ocean, eating some fish, and going to sleep. And here I am. I feel really tired.
Zoshi: ... I'll help... you up...
Zoshi grabs Tenishi's hand to help her up.
Tenishi: *blush*
Zoshi: *blush*
Yoshi: OKAY!!! CAN WE QUIT WITH THE ASTERISKS?!
Okay! Gosh!
Zoshi: My name is Zoshi.
Yoshi: I'm Yoshi.
Tenishi: Nice to meet you. Where am I... exactly?
Yoshi: Yoshi's Island!
Zoshi: (whispering to Yoshi) Do you think she could be from... uh... Xoshi's Island?
Yoshi: (whispering) I don't know. Could be. I mean she is a White Yoshi, and like the other rare colors, they should be extinct too.
Tenishi: Is there anything to eat?
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Karminy: Crud... Another survivor. I should've used a tidal wave, like I did on Earth. What was that place called? I think Atlantis... or something like that. Well I can't let What’s-Her-Name become one of Zoshi's friends. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Zoshi: *whisper, whisper, whisper*
Yoshi: Really?!
Zoshi: Don't tell. Please.
Tenishi: What are you talking about?
Yoshi: Er... Nothing. You want to go visit the Mushroom Kingdom?
Tenishi: Sure!
10 minutes later...
Knock, Knock, Knock. Toad opens the door.
Toad: HELLO!
Tenishi: AHHHHH!!!
Zoshi: I had the same reaction...
Yoshi: No, you di-
Zoshi: SHUT UP!
Toad: Peach, Mario, Luigi!! Yoshi, Zoshi, and...
Tenishi: Tenishi.
Toad: ...Teneshi are here!
Peach: Hi, my name is Princess Toadstool, call me Peach.
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Luigi: And-a I'm his-a little brother, Luigi!
Yoshi: Peach, can you hang out with Tenishi? You both are girls.
Peach: Sure! (mumbling) Mario, Luigi, and Toad are boring to talk to.
Mario, Luigi, and Toad: What?!
Peach: I said “I like tofu!”
Yoshi: Well, see you guys later!
Yoshi, Zoshi, Toad, Mario, and Luigi leave the castle to go play around.
Toad: Let's play Tag!
Everybody Else: Yeah!
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Peach: So where do you come from?
Tenishi: I don't know, I think Xoshi's Island. Yoshi told me about it on the way.
Peach: He did? You know, Zoshi is from there.
Tenishi: That explains it.
Peach: Explains what?
Tenishi: Nothing.
Peach: I won't tell.
Tenishi: Okay...
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Toad: You're “It”, Luigi!
Luigi: I'll-a get one of you-a!
Zoshi: Hahaha!!! Wheeeee!!!
Mario: What-a the...
Kammy: Stop right there!
ZAP!!! Kammy traps everybody in energy bubbles!
Zoshi: Let us out!
Karminy: Never!
Karminy flies out from behind Kammy.
Karminy: Kammy! Take Toad, Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi to my Kastle.
Kammy: What about Zo-
Karminy: Drop him into the ocean. I've got to go to Peach's Castle. MWAHAHAHA!!!
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Peach: Really?
Tenishi: Yes.
Peach: Maybe I can help you.
Tenishi: You can? Wait... What is that?!
Peach and Tenishi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Yoshi: Stupid Kastle. Hey, here comes Karminy.
Mario: She has-a captured Peach and-a Tenishi!
Toad: No!!!
Luigi: We've all-a been captured, they'll-a take over the-a Kingdom!
Kammy: Nice job, Karminy.
Karminy: Did you get rid of Zoshi?
Kammy: He is swimming with the fishes. Hehehehehehehehe...
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Zoshi: Stupid bubble.
Zoshi is floating in the middle of the ocean while trapped in a bubble.
Zoshi: Hey! A Cheep Cheep.
Zoshi starts making fun of the Cheep Cheep. The Cheep Cheep attacks and pops the bubble.
Zoshi: Now to swim to Karminy's Kastle.
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Kammy: What do we do now?
Karminy: We team up with Bowser, and takeover Plit!
Peach: Let us out!
Karminy: SHUT UP!!!
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Zoshi: Stupid cliff.
Zoshi climbs up a cliff. He gets to the top and goes through the forest he went through last time he came.
Zoshi: Where is everybody?
Kamith Koopa: I am a Koopa spirit, summoned by Karminy to stop you. Go no further!
Battle!
Zoshi: 50 HP
Vs.
Kamith: 55 HP
Zoshi: Rapid Kick!
Kamith: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Argh!!! Take this! Spiritual Smash!
Bam! Zoshi gets blown right into a tree!
Zoshi: Uh...
Zoshi: 40 HP
Vs.
Kamith: 45 HP
Kamith: DIE!!!
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Yoshi: How will we get out of here?
Mario: I-a don't-a know.
Tenishi: *sob*
Toad: Hey, Tenishi, why are you crying?
Peach: It's a long story.
Luigi: What's-a wrong?
Peach: Well...
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Zoshi: (panting heavily) Next time... don't... challenge... me... or you'll... end up like... you are... now...
Kamith: …
Zoshi: There's the Kastle.
Zoshi runs to the Kastle at full speed. CRASH!!! Zoshi breaks down the door of Karminy's Kastle.
Zoshi: KARMINY!!! I'M HERE!!!
Karminy: WHAT?!
Kammy: How did you escape?
Zoshi: You should know by now that I don't give up!
Karminy: Well, you shall suffer!
ZAP! Karminy and Kammy start shooting lightning bolts at Zoshi.
Zoshi: Mario, get ready to get out.
POP-BOOM!!! Zoshi threw an Egg Bomb at the bubble.
Mario: Yes-a! I'm free!
Zoshi: Get Peach and Luigi out!
Mario: Okay-a.
Karminy: Stop Mario, I'll get Zoshi!
Zoshi: Mario! Hurry!
Peach: I'm free!
Mario: Help-a me! Get-a Toad, I'll get-a Luigi!
Zoshi: That leaves me with Tenishi to save. Woah!
Karminy: I promise, I won't miss again!
Zoshi: Take this!
Zoshi throws an Egg Bomb at Karminy. BOOM!!! Karminy is black and charred.
Zoshi: Hee-Yah!
POP! Tenishi is free! Kammy slams into a wall.
Kammy: Ow...
Karminy: ARGH!!! This is the end, Zoshi, your friends will... DIE!!!
Karminy shoots a huge beam of magic energy. The beam is so big it blows the roof off the Kastle! It heads towards Zoshi and his friends, who, coincidentally, are standing in a straight line towards Karminy.
Mario: MAMAMIA!!!
He jumps out of the way.
Luigi: AHHHHHH!!
He jumps too.
Peach: Woah!
She jumps like the others.
Toad: Holy...
He jumps before finishing
Zoshi: Tenishi! Watch out!!!
Tenishi turns around, and she isn't going to have enough time to get out of the way. Everything is in slow motion.
Zoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Zoshi jumps in the way. BAM!!! Zoshi gets hit!
Karminy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tenishi: NOOOOOOOO!!! ZOSHI!!
Zoshi: Tenishi... It was... the only way... to save.. you...
Tenishi: No... Don't die...
Zoshi: I... love... you...
Zoshi shuts his eyes. Tenishi starts crying.
Karminy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I finally got rid of him!
Mario: SHUT UP!
Mario burns her and she passes out. They carry Zoshi to Peach's Castle.
Yoshi: (whispering) Zoshi told me that he liked Tenishi.
Peach: (whispering) And Tenishi told me that she liked Zoshi.
Tenishi: *sob*
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Klevar: Come on, Eldstar, bring him back to life. You saw that, he sacrificed his life for his true love.
Eldstar: What do you think, Skolar?
Skolar: I agree with Klevar.
The 4 Other Stars: Yay!!!
Eldstar: Okay. I'll bring him back to life.
The 6 Other Stars: Yay!!!
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Peach: It's okay, Tenishi, you'll find someone else.
Tenishi: … Wha...
Peach: Oh my gosh! MARIO, LUIGI, TOAD, YOSHI!!! Come here quick!!!
Mario: What?!
Peach: Look!
Zoshi has started breathing!
Zoshi: .............................................................
Yoshi: I saw him blink!
Zoshi: Hi... guys... I'm okay...
Tenishi: *gasp*
Tenishi begins crying with joy.
Tenishi: Zoshi... I... love... you too...
They hug each other.
The End
Audience: Awwwww...
I SAID THE END!!!
Audience: Booooo!!!
SHUT UP!!! I can erase your lines right now if I want to!
Audience: Booo... We'll shut up.
Much better.
The End
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What are you laughing at?!
Audience: NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
I get it, you’re trying to stop me from finishing, aren't you?
Audience: YES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, it won't work, so... HA, yourself!
The End (I Hope)
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