Prologue: Boom Bassa Boom Festival!
Outside the Mario Bros' house, Luigi is hanging up his and Mario's clothes to dry, when suddenly Toad comes by screaming.
Toad: P-P-P-R-R-R-I-I-I-N-N-N-C-C-C-E-E-E-S-S-S-S-S-S P-P-P-E-E-E-A-A-A-C-C-C-H-H-H! P-P-P-R-R-R-I-I-I-N-N-N-C-C-C-E-E-E-S-S-S-S-S-S P-P-P-E-E-E-A-A-A-C-C-C-H-H-H!
Toad then runs into the the house. He looks all around, then hears singing from the shower. He walks into it, and runs out, face red, and falls on the ground. Mario then comes out (with a towel on).
Mario: Hey! What-a did you-a do that-a for?!
Mario then proceeds to jump on Toad multiple times.
Toad: Peach... kidnapped... Bowser... at Keep... urgh...
Mario runs outside, jumps into the clothesline, and runs out of it fully dressed and with Luigi in tow. He goes up to Vista Hill (still dragging Luigi along by the rope) and then goes down the hill, and into Bowser's Keep. He runs through the Keep (still dragging Luigi) and ends up in Bowser's room. He stops suddenly, causing Luigi to fly up into the air and hit Bowser on his chandelier. Luigi quickly tuns behind Mario, and Bowser jumps down.
Bowser: Hey! You should be called Super Coward Bros, hitting me when my back is turned. Prepare to die!
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RPG BATTLE
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Mario's HP: 20
vs.
Bowser's HP: 10
Mario uses Jump on Bowser.
2 damage.
Bowser's HP: 7
Bowser uses Fire Breath
on Mario. Mario dodges.
Mario's HP: 20
Mario uses Jump on Bowser.
2 damage.
Bowser's HP: 5
Bowser uses Fire Breath
on Mario. 2 damage.
Mario's HP: 18
Mario uses Jump on Bowser.
2 damage.
Bowser's HP: 3
Bowser uses Fire Breath
on Mario. 2 damage.
Mario's HP: 16
Mario uses Jump on Bowser.
2 damage.
Bowser's HP: 1
Bowser: That's enough! Battle over!
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RPG BATTLE
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Suddenly, a gigantic sword comes crashing through the Keep, sending Mario and Luigi, Bowser, and Peach into the sky in different directions. Mario and Luigi land in a clearing in the middle of a forest. They get up.
Luigi: I wonder where we are, Bro.
Mario: This-a seems familiar, Luigi. I-a know! This-a's where-a I landed when Bowser sent-a me-a out of Peach's castle when he-a had the Star Rod. If-a we walk-a further, we should-a come upon Goomba Village.
Luigi: Okay.
Mario and Luigi walk further. They walk even more further. They walk even further further, and they end up in Goomba Village. They see a Goomba with a blue cap playing. The Goomba sees them.
Goombario: Mario!
Mario: Goombario!
Goombario: Mario!
Mario: Goombario!
Goombario: Mario!
Mario: Goombario!
Goombario: Mario!
Mario: Goombario!
10 hours later...
Mario: Goombario!
Goombario: Mario!
Mario: Goom-
Luigi: Shut up!
Suddenly, they are swallowed by a time hole back in time to the moment they entered Goomba Village. They see themselves at the entrance. Mario and Luigi (the past one) kill the future ones.
Mario: Take-a that, Duplighosts!
Luigi: Yeah! But... are you sure that wasn't us from the future?
Mario: No.
Luigi: Ok, then.
They walk into the village, and a Goomba with a blue cap sees them.
Goombario: Mario!
Mario: Goombario!
Goombario: Good to see you! What are you doing here?
Mario explains what happened in Super Mario RPG style (that's when he acts out what happened).
Goombario: I see. We should tell the Chancellor about this. Let's-
Goombario is suddenly swallowed by the same time hole as Mario and Luigi were in the alternate reality. He is warped back to before Mario and Luigi entered the village, and is killed by his past self. Back with Mario and Luigi.
Mario: That was-a random-
Suddenly another time hole appears, and a Y-shaped Yux floats through it.
Yux: Did somebody say random? RANDOMIZE! ... The good news is... Waluigi now has nerves of steel!
Mario: How-a does that-a help-a anyone here? Also, who-a are you-a?
Yux: The bad news is... Shady Parakoopa has come to this Fic to kill me! Oh, crud.
Suddenly the time hole appears yet again, and Shady Parakoopa flies out of it and drags Yux back through the hole. The hole closes as Yux screams.
Yux: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Mario: What-a was that-a about?
Luigi: I have no idea.
Mario and Luigi walk out of the village. Mario stops, and starts to shudder.
Mario: Luigi-a... Medication... Running out... Need-a more... Now... hurry...up-a...
Luigi: Oh, crud. Where's the medication? Where is it?! Oh no, it must have been flung somewhere else. Oh crud.
Suddenly, the same time hole appears yet again-
Time Hole: Let's make this clear. I am NOT a time hole from Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, AKA the worst Mario RPG ever. I am the Matrix... Just kidding. I am an anti-matter hyperbolic non-photonic matter warper. But you can call me Phil.
Okay. Suddenly, Phil appears yet again and swallows up Luigi, and spits him out near the entrance to Toad Town. Also, Mario's medication is here. Suddenly, Mario comes rampaging out of the forest, leaving a trail of bloody entrails in his wake. Luigi puts the pill in his peashooter, and shoots it at the monstrous version of Mario. Mario swallows it, and returns to normal.
Mario: Thanks, Luigi.
Luigi: Nor prob, Bro.
Mario: Well, let's go to the castle- Wait a minute. What happened to my accent?
Luigi: It must have been scared out of you when you turned into the Incredible Mariulk.
Fans: Lame.
Luigi: Who said that?
Mario: Who knows? Probably some people in an alternate dimension where this is a story written by some person who has a device called a computer that allows many amazing things and where we are fictional characters created by some guy in a country called Japan.
Luigi: I doubt that.
Mario: Yeah, so do I. Well, let's get to the castle.
DO THE MARIO!
Mario: What?
DO THE MARIO!
Mario: Oh. That was what I thought you said.
DO THE MARIO!
Mario: Stop it!
Okay.
Mario: Good.
Mario and Luigi walk into Toad Town, They walk through Toad Town, but are interrupted by some guy in a black cloak who has a huge, gigantic sword with runes on it.
Mysterious Man: Halt! You will not pass!
Mario: Who are you?
Mysterious Man: My name is of no importance to you! My master has commanded me to stop you so he is not forced by Lemmy to write this adventure!
Luigi: What?
Mysterious Man: Uh... Never mind. Anyways, you shall die!
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RPG BATTLE
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Mario's HP: 16
vs.
Mysterious Man's HP:
1,000
Mysterious Man uses Weak
Baby Kick on Mario! 15 damage!
Mario's HP: 1
Mario: WHAT?!
Luigi: I'll help you, Bro!
Luigi jumps into the battle!
Mario's HP: 1
Luigi's HP: 20
vs.
Mysterious Man's HP:
1,000
Luigi uses Jump on Mysterious
Man. 0 damage...
Mysterious Man's HP:
1,000
Mysterious Man: Hah!
Mysterious Man... Oh forget this! I am tired of typing Mysterious Man. You will now be called Charles.
Charles: But Master-
Quiet!
Charles: Sorry.
Anyways, Charles uses
Boom Bassa Boom Festival on Luigi. 19 damage!
Luigi's HP: 1
Mario: How can we win against him?
Luigi: Yes, how?
Mario and Luigi take their turns, and do nothing.
Charles: Hah! You will fall, Mario Bros!
?: Not if I have anything to say!
Suddenly, Phil appears! He sucks up Charles, and disappears just as Charles screams.
Charles: No! I will get you, Mario Bros!
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RPG BATTLE
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Mario: What is going on around here?!
Luigi: I have no idea. Well, let's continue on to the castle.
Mario and Luigi continue on to the castle. They enter the castle, and walk to the throne room, to find Peach fine on the throne!
Mario: Peach?! How did you get here?!
Peach: I- Wait... What happened to your accent?
Mario: I think it got scared away.
Peach: Okay... Well, when I was sent flying up into the sky, I met these nice people. They took me back here. One was a wizard with fire coming out of his armpits. The other was a man in a blue cloak who spoke of ketchup and rage. They set me down here after recording my voice. How did you get here?
Mario: Really? That's weird. Well, I was sent near Goomba Village, and we walked here. Do you know what happened to Bowser?
Peach: No, I don't-
Suddenly, Bowser comes crashing through the ceiling, and lands on the floor in front of Peach.
Peach, Mario, and Luigi: BOWSER?!
Bowser: Urgh...
Bowser gets up slowly.
Bowser: Huh? I'm in Peach's castle?
Peach: What happened to you, Bowser?
Bowser: Huh? I don't remember. Wait... I remember now! When that huge sword came crashing through, I was sent up into the sky. I was sent straight up near the sword. Using my great brains and skill-
Mario: (hiding most of laugh) Hee hee hee
Bowser: What?
Mario: Nothing.
Bowser: Okay. Anyways, I grabbed on to the sword's mouth. I climbed up higher to get a better grip, when the mouth opened, and a man in a cloak came out.
Mario and Luigi: CHARLES!
Bowser and Peach: Who?!
Mario: He tried to stop us from getting here. Did he have a huge sword?
Bowser: Yeah.
Mario: That's him, all right. Wait... I just realized something. He didn't use the sword against us. I wonder why.
Luigi: Yeah. Now that you mention it, I am curious, too. Well, I'm sure we'll find out later.
Mario: Why?
Luigi: I have a strange feeling that we will.
Mario: Okay.
Bowser: Can I finish my story?
Mario and Luigi: Sure.
Bowser: Good. Anyways, that guy came out. He then jumped off the tower, onto Vista Hill, and headed to Toad Town. So, the mouth started closing, and I jumped into it. I ended up in a strange place. It was all gloomy. There was a nearly destroyed sign that said "Smithy's Factory", so I'm assuming that that was previously Smithy's Factory. In its place was a sign that said "monday100's Fortress of Doom".
Mario: Who's monday100?
Bowser: I have no idea. So, I went further in, 'cause it was cold at the entrance. I ended up in the factory part where all the machine guys were last time we were there.
Mario: I remember that.
Luigi: Where was I during all this?
Mario: You were vacationing, remember? When you came back, you led the parade honoring that adventure.
Luigi: Oh yeah.
Bowser: Can you just let me finish?!
Mario and Luigi: Sorry.
Bowser: *grumble* So, I went even further in, and there were voices coming up from a pipe. I remember it perfectly.
FLASHBACK...
???: Ha ha ha. My plan is working perfectly. No one will be able to stop us, with the all the "heroes" dead.
????: Um, sir?
???: What is it, Charles?
Charles: Well, it seems that the Mario Bros, Princess Peach, and the really strong and cool King Bowser are still alive.
???: WHAT?!
Charles: I have just gotten info that they have survived. Princess Peach was taken to her castle by Backletta and his assistant, Warful. The Mario Bros. were sent into some woods outside of Goomba Village.
???: Hm... I can't do anything about Peach. Charles, go out and stop the Mario Bros. by ANY means. Okay?
Charles: Yes, sir.
???: Okay... Go now.
Charles: I have sent one of my clones to do that, sir. A future me told me that I would experience something horrible if I went myself.
???: Okay. Wait... What about Bowser?
Charles: I am not sure about him. I have heard he managed to grab on to Exor.
???: That means he might be in here, listening to us right now. Charles? Has that shadow always been there?
Charles: No, sir.
???: You know what to do then.
Charles: Yes, sir.
END FLASHBACK
Bowser: It was then that I ran outside as quickly as I could. He almost got me, but I got sucked up by a strange hole or something.
Mario and Luigi: Phil!
Bowser and Peach: WHO?!
Luigi: Phil's a warp hole thing we met. He's helped us a lot. He stopped Charles. Well, the clone of Charles, I guess.
Bowser and Peach: Oh.
Bowser: Anyways, I was sucked up by this hole, and spat up over the sky. I could tell some time passed, as the giant clock on one of my towers was at a later time. Since I was in the sky, I fell toward the ground, when I was sucked up by the hole. What did you say his name was? Oh, yeah. It was Phil. Anyways, I got sucked up by Phil again, and I was warped to a strange place called Earth. There was a horrible place there where they ate Koopas in soup. It was horrible. Phil sucked me up yet again, and I heard a soft "sorry". I was then spat out over your castle, and then I fell through. Now that my story is over, time to capture Peach again!
Peach: Wait. How can you? Your precious "Keep" has been stolen from you again.
Bowser: Oh, yeah.
Peach: That means you'll have to help Mario and Luigi stop this mysterious person with the sword.
Bowser: WHAT?! I am NOT helping those two.
Peach: Do you honestly think you could get back your Keep by yourself? Of course not. Besides, Mario and Luigi were going to stop this person anyway, and the more people the better.
Suddenly, there is a huge flash of smoke, and a person is where the smoke originated.
Peach: Spymaster Rokewood! I mean-
Bowser: Spymaster?
Mario and Luigi: Rokewood?
Peach: *sigh* I guess I'll have to tell you, though I never thought I would tell Bowser. Some time ago, I decided to start a secret royal spy force, to gather information on possible enemies, safe places, and other important information. Rokewood is the Spymaster, the head of the spy forces. I was told by a nomadic prophet that a very dangerous invader would come here and try to take over. I asked for more info, and all she said was this. "The invader is one who will not stop until he controls all worlds." So, I sent out my Spymaster to find out any information on this. And it seems that this invader is already here. Do you have any information about this person, Rokewood?
Rokewood: Yes I do. His name is monday100, as he was born on the 100th monday after his universe's Armageddon, which happened to happen on a monday.
Mario: Armageddon?
Rokewood: Yes, Armageddon. That is when a universe dies. But, at the moment of the death of the universe, he was born. Somehow he survived, most likely because of that. I also found out some more disturbing news. It turns out that he also has great power. He has less power the farther away from his universe he is. Our universe is the farthest away, dramatically decreasing his power. He is still godly powerful, though. What is even worse, is that he has a demented obsession with conquering every universe.
Peach: How can we stop him?
Rokewood: Fortunately, I have managed to find out that, too. The only way you can stop him, is to gather the 7 Great Stars. Every universe has 7 great objects that can stop anything, even the Armageddon, at least for a time. Our universe has the 7 Great Stars. The stars were always here, but all of them have not had a form at the same time until now. One of the Stars is the Beanstar, which can grant any wish. You two *points to Mario and Luigi* have encountered it before, along with the Cobalt Star, which is another of the Great Stars, possessing limitless energy. After it was destroyed by the vile Princess Shroob, it reformed. The third Great Star is the Crytsalix Star. You know the Crystal Stars, Mario? When they disappeared, the Crystalix Star reformed. I do not know where it is, though. The fourth Star is the Great Star. You know the Star Road you repaired before, Mario? Well, the Yellow Star is one of the Great Stars. The fifth one is the Soul Star. This Star can only be summoned by the seven Star Spirits. The sixth Star is the Abyssia Star. It only exists in a dimension parallel to ours. There are actually seven of them. I have obtained information that you have encountered a Y-shaped Yux. Well, the Stars are in its universe. The final, seventh Star is a special one. You can only get that Star by collecting the first six stars and then going to a special place and putting them in their correct spots. A door will open if it has been at least 1,000 years since it has last opened. I will try to find out where the place is.
Peach: That sure seems tough.
Rokewood: Indeed. I know not where the Stars are except for the Beanstar. It is still in the Beanbean Kingdom. I suggest you go there immediately *points to Mario and Luigi*. I will try to find out where the other Stars are. Here is the page on the seven Stars. Goodbye, gentlemen.
The Seven Great Stars
1. Beanstar. Can grant any wish. Guarded by royal Bean line. Is made up of 4 pieces.
2. Cobalt Star. Possesses infinite energy. Not many know what it really is. Is made up of 5 pieces and a core.
3. Crystalix Star. Has great power. Can store any amount of energy. Form created by the creation of the Crystal Stars. Guarded by the stars themselves.
4. Great Star. One of the key Stars for wishes. Can increase anyone's power by many times, and give them great abilities. Very few know it is one of the 7 Great Stars, protecting it somewhat.
5. Soul Star. With it, one can capture souls and put them in any objects. Automatically draws souls to it. Only those with iron resistance can resist the pull of this Star, so few dare to try to make it theirs, as it will draw even the most willed souls into it if it is around the soul enough. It can only be summoned into existence by the 7 Star Spirits.
6. Abyssia Star. A Star of pure darkness. The polar opposite of the Great Star. It completes a dark road to a dimension of pure darkness where all evil souls go. It only exists in a universe parallel to the one that has the Great Star. The universe is a chaotic one, so few dare to travel to it.
7. Final Star. This Star is the "leader" of the Great Stars. It has no abilities of its own, but draws the other Stars' abilities, and can be used in the Star Road and the Highway to the Abyss. It can only be reached by going through the Ancient Door, which only opens 1,000 years or more after it has last opened when the other six Stars there.
There is another flash of smoke, and Rokewood is gone.
Bowser: Hey, wait. If these Stars are that powerful, then I could beat Mario and kidnap Peach and nobody could stop me!
Peach: You do realize that you'd need to stop this person, otherwise any plans you have would be useless, don't you?
Bowser: Wait, I need the Stars to get what I want, but that won't matter 'cause of this guy, and to stop him I need to let Mario have the Stars, but then my plans can't be used, and Mario won't give me the Stars, and... Run that by me again.
Peach: Just ignore that idiot. It's clear what you must do. You must get all the Stars. You must hurry to the Beanbean Kingdom!
Bowser: Bwahaha! I can get these to bozos there in my new and improved Flying Doomship! Ha ha ha! Let's go!
Peach: Just ignore his insults, you two. He's the best choice for getting places fast.
Mario: Okay.
Luigi: Okay.
Mario and Luigi leave and run to catch up with Bowser. Peach looks worried.
Peach: *sigh* I hope they succeed. Why am I so gloomy all of a sudden? *sigh* I should really believe they will *sigh* succeed. Wait... What is *sigh* wrong with me? I'm suddenly turning *sigh* gloomy, for some reason. What is *sigh* happening?
Man in Shadows: Ha ha ha... Do not let the worries of the physical world trouble you. Just slide down into darkness. The quiet of the darkness. Let your emotions run free. Escape their grip. Become part of the nothingness.
(NOTE: He speaks in a slow and calming tone, even when he is enraged.)
Peach: Yes, I should *sigh* do that.
Peach's voice keep getting fainter.
Peach: Slide... into... the... darkness...
Man in Shadows: Yes. Become part of the abyss. Let it overtake you. The emotions sliding away. Sliding into darkness. The dark abyss. The dark abyss. The dark abyss.
Peach: The dark... abyss... Sliding into the... dark abyss... Emotions... flowing free... Nothingness... overtake make... Darkness... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
While this is happening, Peach is getting darker and darker. Suddenly, she becomes completely shadow, and disappears into the shadows. The man steps out of the shadows. He, or more probably it, is an ugly thing. Its face looks like flawless white bone. It is in an ovular shape, like a mask. It has 3 slanted eyes on each side. There are no pupils or irises or anything. They are just gaping red voids. Its mouth is at the very bottom of the front of the face, and it is in the shape of a sickle. The mouth is a gaping black void, with pure white, triangular teeth, with blood stains. There is a snake-like tongue that is all purple with slim, black veins running across it. They are pulsating. It is not forked, but comes to a triangular point. In the center of the strange face are two small, triangular holes, which is probably its "nose". It is wearing a long, black cloak without a hood. You can see no body between the parting of the cloak, just shadows. It has feet, but they are just floating there. The feet are wizard-like shoes. That is, they have pointy, slightly curved ends. They are dark blue with black heels. Its "hands" are just like its shoes. They are not connected to anything. They are skinny with long, bony fingers. The hands are white. At the end of each finger is a small, sharp nail that is pure black and triangular. Its left hand has a tarnished sliver gauntlet, missing the metal at some fingertips and other parts, too. It's right hand is not wearing a gauntlet, but grips a cane. It is a straight, black cane. Instead of coming to a point, it stops 5 inches before where it normally would, and comes to a flat end. The top end has a platinum piece holding a very large, blood-red ruby. He pushes the top down, and a 5-inch blade tipped with some poison comes down at the end of it.
Mysterious Thing: Darn it.
Suddenly, Phil appears, spits out Super Troopa, and disappears.
Super Troopa: You took that from me! Prepare to die!
Super Troopa "accidentally" "falls" onto the poisoned blade. He dies and gets sucked up by Phil.
Mysterious Thing: Since my master's entry, this universe is getting more and more random. He should've listened to me. Oh, well. What's that? Oh, no. Someone heard her scream.
The thing steps back into the shadows. Suddenly, Toadsworth runs into the room.
Toadsworth: PRINCESS! WHERE ARE YOU?
Toadsworth runs up to the throne, and the thing steps out of the shadows.
Toadsworth: What are you...?
Mysterious Thing: I am shadows, I am nothingness. I am despair, and the void. I am the abyss itself. I am Drakath, the Shadow King. It does not matter that you know who I am, as you will now die.
Toadsworth is confused because of its horribly ugliness and soothing calm voice.
Toadsworth: What?
Drakath plunges the cane's blade into Toadsworth's heart, shattering it into many pieces. Toadsworth emits one faint moan, and falls over dead.
Drakath: Ha ha ha.
Shadows surround Drakath. He steps backwards into them, and disappears. The shadows disappears, too. After he leaves, a score (that means 20) of Guard Toads barge in. Then, they move aside, and a Captain Toad comes in. It is Sir Mintel Captain (when someone becomes a Captain Toad, they replace their last name with Captain), one of the greatest Captain Toads ever.
Sir Mintel: What the...
Sir Mintel surveys the nearly empty room. He walks over to the body of Toadsworth. He sees the nearly invisible blade cut, and the slightly rotten skin.
Sir Mintel: This was poison. A fine blade tipped with poison. But nobody could've gotten out, as we got here right after he was killed. Unless...
He motions to the shadows clinging to various places.
Sir Mintel: This is the same killer we have seen before. The same way of killing, and the shadows clinging to various spots. But... what could it possibly be? What thing could do this, and get away with nearly no evidence? I wonder...
Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi are at Bowser's Keep with Bowser. Bowser has a remote.
Bowser: Prepare to be amazed by my ultimate piece of technology and weaponry. My greatest ship, the Flying Doomship!
Bowser presses the button on the remote, and the giant Bowser head cut into the red stoneside opens up. But, all that comes out is a letter in a balloon.
Bowser: Huh? What's this?
Bowser picks up and reads the letter.
Dear King Dad,
I have borrowed your Flying Doomship to collect my payment from the Blooper Black Marrow. I should be back in a couple of days. Also, I took the giant mutated Blooper, a bunch of fireworks, all the money in your bank account, and a lot of other stuff. Also, do not look at the signature at the bottom of this letter, as it is not that person. It was Roy who did that, not me. Also, Bowser Jr. helped, your associates the Koopa Kids gave him your account number, and his new "friend" Jr. Troopa helped, too.
Sincerely, Lemmy Koopa Toadstool
Mario: Lemmy Koopa TOADSTOOL?!
Bowser: Uh... It's a long story. I'll tell you some other time.
Mario: I'm not sure I'd want to know anyway. So, how will we get to the Beanbean Kingdom?
Bowser: Uh, we can use my second most dangerous ship.
Bowser points to a triple bicycle that's pink with flowers, pink balloons, and a horn that says "Boy am I cute!" when pressed. It has wings on it that move when you press the pedals.
Bowser: It's actually Wendy's bicycle from when she was younger... but it should work. Well, let's get going.
Mario and Luigi: Are you sure it'll work?
Bowser: Yeah... It will work... (I hope.)
Mario: What was that?
Bowser: Nothing. Okay, let's get going.
Mario, Luigi, and Bowser get on the bike, and start to pedal. They start flying into the sky. They are getting closer and closer to the border, when suddenly, a wizard in a flying chair and his assistant with flying headgear fly up to them.
Backletta: Hee hee ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo heh heh heh HAH! I am Backletta, brother to Cackletta! This is my assistant Warful, cousin to Fawful! You killed my sister. Worse even, you destroyed her soul! I will send you down into the abyss with my new machine, Echo Finder. When I put in a voice, I can send a soundwave attack at someone. The purer the voice, the stronger the wave. And I have put in Peach's voice! You will die!
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RPG BATTLE
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Mario's HP: 20
Luigi's HP: 20
Bowser's HP: 10
vs.
Backletta's HP: 50
Warful's HP: 30
Mario and Luigi use Combo
Jump! 20 damage to Backletta and Warful!
Backletta's HP: 30
Warful's HP: 10
Bowser uses Fire Breath.
10 damage to Backletta.
Backletta's HP: 20
Backletta uses Soundwave!
10 damage to Mario and Luigi. 3 to Bowser.
Mario's HP: 10
Luigi's HP: 10
Bowser's HP: 7
Warful uses Rinkfats!
5 damage to Mario and Luigi. 2 to Bowser.
Mario's HP: 5
Luigi's HP 5
Bowser's HP: 5
Mario, Luigi, and Bowser's
turns run away!
Mario: Oh no!
Luigi: What will we do?
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RPG BATTLE
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Backletta: Eeh heh heh ha ha ha hah hoo hoo hee hee HAH! Finish them, Warful!
Backletta flies away.
Warful: With pleasure, sir! Prepare to die, Rinkfats!
Warful uses his headgear and launches blue energy balls at the bike, sending Bowser and Mario and Luigi to fly down to Stardust Field. Bowser lands in a different spot than the Mario Bros.
General Starshade: Meteors spotted. We must move in to exterminate ALL BASE BELONG TO US!
Other Guy Whose Name I Cannot Remember: Agreed. We must DO THE MARIO!
Will Mario and Luigi be found by Starshade and that other guy? What of Drakath? Will Peach ever be seen again? Will Sir Mintel find out about Drakath? What happened to Bowser? Will Backletta and Warful be in the next part? Will Starshade and the other guy DO THE MARIO?! Will I ask any more annoying questions? Find out next time, on Mario and Luigi RPG: Legend of the Thousand-Year Saga in Time.
To Be Continued...
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