Chapter 7: The Dance of Light
G.G. and Crew arrive in a wasteland full of nothing but desert.
G.G: Ugh, it’s so hot.
Koopa 13: I feel it too.
Chompy: Bark bark.
G.G: Yeah. You wouldn’t think it would get this hot in a dream, but oh well. Let's keep going.
A few seconds later, we see our heroes dragging themselves on the ground.
G.G: *gasp…* WATER…
Koopa 13: Can’t… take another step!
Chompy: *gasp*
G.G: I'm… going to take a little nap…
G.G. faints on the ground.
Koopa 13: G.G, this is no time for a na... na...
Koopa 13 suddenly faints.
Chompy: Bark bark...
Chompy faints.
As the three heroes faint, shadows start to gather around them. Later in a desert town...
G.G: Water… Water...
A bunch of water is dumped on top of our heroes.
G.G: WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
Koopa 13: Who did that?
A bunch of Lakitus with turbans on their heads gather around them.
G.G: Who in the world are you guys?
Lakitu: We are the people of the desert, the Desertus.
Koopa 13: I have never seen Lakitus in deserts before. I thought you belong in the sky.
Lakitu: Well that’s what we brought you here for, heroes.
G.G: Wait, how do you know…
Lakitu: Follow us.
The Desertus take our heroes to a giant painting of the G.G. Crew.
G.G: Hey, it’s us.
Koopa 13: That’s a picture I made.
G.G: It’s a painting, Koopa 13, you didn’t make it.
Koopa 13: It’s a beauty, I designed it.
G.G: It’s a painting.
Koopa 13: It’s a beauty.
G.G: It’s a painting.
Koopa 13: I designed it.
G.G: Your face.
Lakitu: All right, that’s enough. We brought you here because we heard about you from our predecessors, the fire tribe. We have made this painting to honor your work, and now it’s time for you to help us.
G.G: Huh?
The Desertus point to a group of Lakitus doing a weird dance.
G.G: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… What are they doing?
Singing Lakitu: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT I LIKE TO-
Dancing Lakitus: MOVE IT!!!
Singing Lakitu: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT WE LIKE TO-
Dancing Lakitus: Move it!!!
Koopa 13's feet start to move.
Koopa 13: Hey! What’s wrong with me?
Lakitu: Addicting, huh? We were formerly members of the sky, like you said, but mobsters forced us out of our city in the sky and we were stranded in the desert. Since then we have been doing our sky dance to open the path to the sky and reclaim our home.
G.G: Well that has nothing to do with...
G.G. starts to dance.
G.G: Ahh! What’s going on- I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!
Koopa 13: You too; but why ain’t Chompy-
Chompy is seen dancing with the Lakitus.
Koopa 13: Oops, didn’t see him.
Suddenly the G.G. Crew joins the Lakitus in dance.
G.G: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT, I LIKE TO MOVE IT, WE LIKE TO!
Lakitu: MOVE IT!!!
As they dance, suddenly a gleam of light beams down.
Lakitu 3: WE DID IT!
The Lakitus go into the light and disappear.
G.G: Oh, I get it; you wanted us to dance because the dance would only work with us since we're heroes, right?
Lakitu: No, we were just short on people.
G.G: Oh. If you guys ever tell anyone I was dancing you can say goodbye to your heads.
The G.G. Crew along with the Lakitus enter the light and appear in a city in the sky.
G.G: Once again, I loooooooooooove cloud levels.
Koopa 13: It sure makes ya happy, huh?
Lakitu: Thank you very much, heroes, we owe you one.
G.G: Hey, by the way, do you guys know anything about the holy fruit?
Lakitu: Oh, that? Yeah, we keep it in that light temple over there for, uhhhhh, some weird reasons. Anyway, CLOUD FIGHT!!!
The Lakitus start throwing clouds at each other.
G.G: Ok, that’s stupid. Anyway, let's get the last fruit.
They head into the light temple but are immediately blinded by a ray of light.
G.G: AHHHH! I CANT SEE!!!
Koopa 13: IT BUUUUURNS!
The light is revealed to be a searchlight manned by monsters. Suddenly a bunch of flying monster spick up the G.G. Crew and throw them outside.
G.G: Oomph. What’s their problem?
Koopa 13: I think they are not happy about us being in there.
Chompy: Bark bark.
G.G: Yeah, good idea, Chompy. We'll disguise ourselves and enter away from them.
As the monsters use their searchlight to keep lookout, a really tall man with a Goomba head and wearing a trenchcoat enters.
Monster: Hey!!!
G.G: Just a guy in a trenchcoat.
Monster: Oh, it’s just a guy in a trenchcoat. Let him through.
The monsters clear the way for the G.G. Crew. As they do…
Chompy: Bark bark.
Monster: What was that?!
G.G: Uhhh, sorry, I farted.
Monster: That sounded like a Chain Chomp.
G.G: You know what they say, barking spiders.
Monsters: Oh.
The three of them enter the next room and relieve themselves of their disguise.
G.G: Hey, what’s that?
G.G. spots a star shooter.
Koopa 13: Hey, isn’t that a… star shooter?
G.G: Yeah, you're right. Let's take it for a spin.
They hop on in and zoom off to the top of the temple.
G.G: Yeah, this is awesome.
Chompy: Bark bark.
G.G: What’s up, Chompy?
Chompy points to a group of flying monsters coming at them.
Koopa 13: Oh no, we're dead.
G.G: Not yet we aren’t.
G.G. turns around and starts to shoot at the monsters, blowing them up.
G.G: Yeah! Take that!
Koopa 13: How did you do that?
G.G: I’ve been around the hood a couple of times.
As G.G. shoots all the monsters, t hen a giant monster comes flying in.
Monster: Heh heh heh.
G.G: Here comes a big one.
Suddenly G.G. turns on the power engines.
G.G: HANG ON TIGHT!
He zooms them past the monster, and they fly up to the top of the temple
G.G: Phew, we made it.
Koopa 13: My, G.G, you are starting to gain animal powers from destroying those monsters.
G.G: Well, I try.
Chompy: Bark bark.
G.G: What's up?
Koopa 13: Over there!
A golden tomato sits on a pedestal.
G.G: A tomato?! Those aren’t fruit!
Koopa 13: Hello, did you read the guide to fruit? It’s classified as a source of fruit, but I never knew Yoshis loved tomatoes.
G.G: You learn something new everyday. Now let’s...
Suddenly Lob-omb appears.
Lob-omb: I cannot allow you to go any further.
G.G: Who the?
Lob-omb: I am Lob-omb, the general of the Holy Nightmare.
Koopa 13: And you are most certainly the last of his minions.
Lob-omb: Correct, but I am also the strongest. Prepare to die!
Lob-omb comes at our heroes and explodes, creating a flash of light that blinds our heroes. Then they are suddenly kicked from behind. G.G. swings his bat at Lob-omb, but he explodes in a flash of light and sends G.G. backwards. Koopa 13 attempts to ram into Lob-omb, but he manages to get inside his shell and explode, causing Koopa 13 to fall unconscious. Chompy comes headbutts him but Lob-omb recovers and blinds him with a flash and blasts him with a beam of light, causing him to crash into a wall.
G.G: Darn it! We can't hit him if he keeps blinding us like that.
Koopa 13: What else we can do? Anyway, I’m going for him.
Koopa 13 charges at him, but Lob-omb once again explodes, creating a dust cloud from which loud punching sounds can be heard. Suddenly it stops and out comes Koopa 13, flying from the dust.
Koopa 13: If only we could see, this wouldn’t be a problem.
Lob-omb: Is that all you've got? Then let me put an end to this.
As Lob-omb comes at them, Chompy swallows him in his mouth.
Lob-omb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HATE DARK PLACES, LET ME OUT!!!
G.G: Oh, that’s right; he uses light so he can't withstand the dark. Finish him, Chompy; don’t let him escape.
Chompy: Bark bark.
Lob-omb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT MYSTERIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS!!!
Suddenly an explosion can be heard, and Chompy burps up white smoke.
Chompy: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Lob-omb.
G.G: All right! We've won now!
Koopa 13: Now for the fruit.
G.G. picks up the tomato and the flash returns.
???: Egg, you must go to the Holy Egg. The Mystic God Yoshi awaits.
Our heroes return to the desert town.
Koopa 13: Yes, at last we have all seven fruits in our possession.
G.G: Now we can save the island. But before we go, I wanna do something first.
Chompy: Huh?
G.G: You’ll see..
The three heroes return to Mystic Village and G.G. stands on top of a building.
G.G: Hey everyone, listen; tomorrow will be a day you will never forget, and so to honor this, we wish to hold a party!
Villagers: A PARTY?!
G.G: Yeah, a party you will never forget.
Koopa 13: He is just embarrassing himself.
Goombette: I agree, let's have a party just because.
And so the G.G. party begins. All the villagers come out of their homes and start to dance the night away. Chompy tells all the villagers of the stories of their crazy adventures, Koopa 13 plays a radio so loud that everyone can hear it, and G.G. dances along with Goombette to the hot beat. The party goes deep into the night and on to the next day.
G.G: Man, what a party that was! Now then, let's get going, you guys.
As they are about to go, Goombette appears behind them.
Goombette: Where are you guys going?
Koopa 13: Where else? We are going to the Mystic God Yoshi.
Goombette: Oh, will you be back later?
G.G: Umm, yeah, we'll be back later.
Chompy: Huh?
Goombette: Oh, ok. I’ll see you when you guys get back.
Goombette goes back inside.
G.G: Goodbye forever.
Chapter 8: The Mystic God Yoshi
Our heroes stand in front of the Mystic God Yoshi’s egg.
G.G: All right, this is it.
Koopa 13: Showtime.
G.G: If what the owl said is true, we have to play the Song of Awakening while holding the sacred fruit. Now Chompy, you hold the fruit, and I’ll play the song.
As Chompy holds up the seven mystic fruit, G.G. plays the Song of Awakening.
G.G: WOAH! LOOK!
Suddenly the egg starts to shake and a giant hole open in the egg.
Koopa 13: Well, let’s go inside.
And so the three heroes enter the egg. They find a corridor adorned with a red carpet and red wallpaper, and with pictures of the island all over the place.
G.G: Wow, this is some egg.
Koopa 13: This egg feels so much like a home.
G.G: Yeah, it must be if the Mystic God Yoshi sleeps this long. Now, let's go look for him.
As they go through the corridor, they reach a fork in the road.
G.G: All right, you guys go that way, I will go this way.
As they go into the separate corridors, they reappear in the middle of the road.
G.G: Huh?
They continue to try going through the corridors, but keep reappearing in the middle.
Koopa 13: Weren’t we here before?
G.G: We just keep reappearing in the middle, DARN IT!
G.G. rams his foot on the ground and causes a trapdoor to appear underneath them. They all fall into a giant room filled with red wallpaper and carpeting.
Koopa 13: This place is seriously full of surprises.
Chompy: Bark bark.
G.G: What's up, Chompy?
Chompy points to a giant door with a bunch a Yoshi drawings on it and a huge lock.
G.G: This must be the room were the Mystic God Yoshi is.
Koopa 13: Then what are we standing here for? Let’s get a move on.
G.G: Wait, we can't get in, there's a lock on it. But we got all the fruit and everything...
??: That is not enough.
Suddenly Mysterious appears behind the G.G. Crew.
Mysterious: So you are the heroes I have heard so much about.
G.G: You must be Mysterious.
Koopa 13: How did you find us here?
Mysterious: That doesn’t matter, what does matter is that you cannot open that door as it stands.
G.G: Why not? We have the fruit.
Mysterious: Haven’t you read the scroll? I doubt you have.
Mysterious throws a scroll to G.G.
G.G: Let's see. ”One day this island may be consumed by darkness. When that time comes three heroes will appear to gather the sacred fruit and defeat the darkness that haunts this island in order to awaken the Mystic God Yoshi.” But I thought that the scroll only said we had to gather the holy fruit.
Mysterious: You only heard half of it. That part is the other half that you did not read. In order to unlock the door you must defeat the mastermind of the monsters; and that is me, for my true name is Holy Nightmare, and I am the true darkness created from the dark realm of the Mystic God Yoshi’s heart!
G.G: So then in order to awaken the Mystic God Yoshi, we have to defeat you.
Mysterious: Yes.
G.G: Well in that case...
The three of them prepare to fight.
G.G: We'll just kick your butt.
Koopa 13: This is it, guys! Let’s do this so we can go home.
Chompy: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Mysterious: Heh heh heh. Very well then, if that is how you wish to have it...
Mysterious pulls out his sword.
Mysterious: Then so be it.
Mysterious disappears and slashes up the G.G. Crew with his sword and jumps off the wall. As he does, G.G. tackles him to the ground and they roll around exchanging punches until Mysterious knocks him off. Then Koopa 13 rams into the sword and both struggle as they push with all their might, but Mysterious wins the struggle and sends Koopa 13 down with a vertical slash. G.G. then comes from behind and kicks him into Chompy. Chompy spits Mysterious into a wall. He bounces off and slashes Chompy. Then G.G. comes in riding on top of Koopa 13's shell and slams the shell into Mysterious with his bat, sending him backward into a wall.
Mysterious: Well well, you are indeed strong to be able to take me on, but now I thinks it’s time I showed you my true form.
Suddenly Mysterious transforms into a giant monster.
Nightmare: I AM HOLY NIGHTMARE!
G.G: Oh jeez, you've got to be kidding me.
Koopa 13: G.G, there’s no way this is gonna be easy.
Suddenly Nightmare's tail slams down on our three heroes and starts to crush them.
G.G: He’s… crushing us...
Koopa 13: Ahhhh!
Chompy: Arf arf.
Suddenly the ground starts to glow and our three heroes are suddenly powered up by a mystical energy and transform into their super form. G.G’s skin turns gold and he sprouts wings, Koopa 13 shell turns gold and he also sprout wings, and Chompy’s metal body turns gold and he as well sprouts wings.
G.G: Woah! What happened to us?
Koopa 13: We gained energy, but from who?
G.G: Wait, don’t you remember what the owl said? We can harness the power of this Island's light, so right now we have been charged with energy from the Island.
Chompy: Bark bark.
G.G: Yeah, you're right. Let's finish this guy once and for all.
Nightmare: You will never defeat me! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!
Suddenly the threesome disappear and reappear in front of Nightmare. Koopa 13, who is closest, witnesses Nightmare spewing fireballs at the heroes.
Koopa 13: GUYS! WATCH OUT!
G.G. and Chompy move out of the way as the fireballs hit. Koopa 13 then blasts Nightmare in the face with a big barrage of energy balls. G.G. goes up next.
G.G: Take this!
G.G charges up his energy and rams into Nightmare's gut with a super head ram. Then Chompy comes up next.
Chompy: Bark bark!!!
Chompy blasts Nightmare with an energy blast, sending him backwards.
G.G: Now let's finish him.
Suddenly the three of them fly higher into the air.
G.G: SUPER-
Koopa 13: POWER
Chompy: ATTACK!
Suddenly the three of them form together and create a giant energy ball that goes through Nightmare.
Nightmare: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Koopa 13: Your days of island domination are over.
Our three heroes return to their true forms, and Nightmare falls.
Nightmare: How? How could I lose? Would you really destroy this entire Island?
G.G: No, we're saving it.
Suddenly Nightmare disappears in a flash of dark smoke and the lock on the door falls off, revealing the entrance to the Mystic God Yoshi's realm.
??: You have done well, heroes. Now enter the sacred room.
G.G: Let’s go, guys.
They enter the door and appear on a beach at nighttime.
G.G: Where are we?
Koopa 13: I don’t know.
Chompy: Huh?
Suddenly, out from the water appears a giant Yoshi with rainbow colors.
G.G: IS THAT THE MYSTIC GOD YOSHI?!
Koopa 13: And he appears ten times the size of a regular Yoshi.
Chompy: Bark bark.
Mystic God Yoshi: I AM THE MYSTIC GOD YOSHI. YOUNG HEROES, I THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME. I AM SORRY TO HAVE WASTED ALL YOU TIME WITH THIS JOURNEY.
G.G: It’s cool, we had a good run.
Koopa 13: Yeah. In fact, we wouldn’t mind coming here again, if it were real.
Chompy: Bark bark.
Mystic God Yoshi: WELL SAID, YOUNG HEROES, BUT NOW I THINKS IT’S TIME WE AWAKEN TO THE REAL WORLD. NOW OFFER TO ME THE SEVEN HOLY FRUIT AND PLAY FOR ME THE SONG OF AWAKENING.
As G.G. feeds him the seven fruit and prepares to play his song, he remembers something.
Flashback...
Goombette: Whenever I play this song, it feels like my entire body is flowing throughout the Island.
End flashback...
G.G: Yeah… Goodbye, Goombette.
As G.G. plays the Song of Awakening, the flash covers the entire beach they are on. Suddenly as the citizens of the Island gather around and watch as the egg hatches. As it does the flash comes out and covers the entire Island, consuming it and making it vanish forever. After it clears, we see our three heroes, asleep and floating in the middle of the ocean on the remains of the destroyed boat.
G.G: Uhhhhhhhhhhh, what happened?
Koopa 13: We just woke up.
Chompy: Bark bark.
G.G: Guys, I had this weird dream that we were on an island and there were a bunch of things, an owl and something about toasters.
Koopa 13: Really? As for me, I had the same.
Chompy: Me too.
G.G: Hmm, must have been one of those… Oh no, that’s right, our boat was struck by lightning and our boat crashed. Looks like it’s in pieces now.
Koopa 13: Well, anyway, what do we do?
They all think for a moment.
G.G Crew: I've got nothing.
Suddenly the Song of Awakening can be heard.
G.G: Do you hear that?
Koopa 13: I most certainly do.
Chompy: Huh?
Suddenly a giant rainbow Yoshi appears over their heads.
G.G: WOAH! It’s a giant, flying Yoshi!
Koopa 13: Isn’t that the Mystic God Yoshi?
Suddenly he flies ahead of them.
G.G: I think he wants us to follow him.
They all jump on top of a log from the boat.
G.G: Come on, guys! We still have an Interview to do!
Koopa 13: We're doing an Interview?
G.G: Yeah, the exclusive one Lemmy wanted us to do. Let’s get goin'.
And so the three heroes paddle their way off into the distance, following the Mystic God Yoshi to distant lands.
The End
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