He lands in the sand on an island.
Larry: Iggy! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
Iggy is being attacked by a Krab.
Mr. Krabs: MONEY!
Larry kicks him away and pulls Iggy from the ground.
Iggy: Thanks… but where are we?
Larry: Oho Oasis.
Iggy: How did you know that?
Oho Jee: FISHY FISHY FISHY! WELCOME TO OHO OASIS! STEVE! STEVE! STEEEEEVE!
Iggy: …
They continue on until they see temples covered in jewels.
Larry: I call the one on the right!
They run into their temples and start putting jewels in their shells.
Larry: Hehehehe!
He comes across a red orb.
Larry: Cool!
He touches it.
Larry: … Hm…. uh-huh… uh-huh… *sigh* AHHHH OWWW! OOOW!!!
Fire Spirit: Hello young one!
Larry: Hi!
Fire Spirit: I shall give you the power of fire!
Larry: I can already breathe fire.
Fire Spirit: Oh… Bye!
Meanwhile with Iggy...
Iggy: I can already use SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES.
SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES Spirit: Oh.
Iggy and Larry meet back at the entrances.
Larry: Anything interesting?
Iggy: Nope.
Larry: Same here.
Iggy: How do we get back to the castle?
They teleport there somehow.
Larry: Sweet!
Meanwhile in Stardust Fields...
Fawful: Is this body good, Mistress?
Cackletta: Yes… You asked me if I wanted this body sixteen times!
Fawful pours Cackletta into Bowser, making Bowletta!
Bowletta: Eyahahahahaha!
Fawful: Eyaahahahhaaaaa-
He gets hit in the head with the boomerang.
Back at the castle...
Queen: Hey you two! Where’s my son?
Larry: I forgot about him!
He takes Peasley from his shell.
Larry: Here!
Queen: That’s a bean!
She eats the bean without removing it from the cage.
Lady Lima: AaAaAaAaAaAaAa!
Queen Bean: Anyway, Wendy is coming here, so we need you to go to the airport to help her land.
Larry: BLAGIDGAIDGAIDA!
He’s electrocuting himself with the now-up barrier.
Lady Lima: STOP THAT!
Larry: Fine.
They leave, and when they arrive at the airport…
Lady Lima: There’s a problem!
Larry: Wait, how did- When did- How… Never mind…
A bunch of Piranha Plants and a giant egg are on the runway.
Larry: What are those doing there?!
Lady Lima: We made an obstacle for you. NOW DESTROY THE PLANTS!
Iggy: I wanna speak!
Larry: AS RULER OF GRASS LAND, I COMMAND YOU ALL TO LEAVE!
Piranha Plants: Eh… Ok!
They do so but the egg hatches and Mom Piranha comes out.
Mom Piranha: WHY IS MY NAME MOM PIRANHA WHEN I WAS JUST BORN?!
Larry: Because!
Mom Piranha: Oh.
The boomerang comes and hits it on the head.
MP: OW! HOW DARE YOU?!
Weirdly Named Baby Piranha Plant: MOM PIRANHA!
Iggy: SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!
Iggy gets out a whip and starts whacking Mom Piranha.
Iggy: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!
Mom Piranha: OW!
Iggy: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!
He starts to whip some more.
Mom Piranha: Yeeow! I’m feeling horrible!
Iggy: Fighting is wrong.
Iggy takes out a match and lights Mom Piranha on fire, thus killing her, and just as the plane lands.
Wendy: Hey idiots!
Larry: Wait, where is your explosive vocab?
Wendy: I’ll explain in the castle!
In the castle…
Wendy: My voice… WAS NEVER STOLEN!
Another Wendy appears and reveals itself to be a Birdo.
Wendy: THAT Wendy had her voice stolen!
Birdo: 551;????????
Lady Lima: Now take Wendy to Little Fungitown!
Larry: Did you say Fudgetown?!
Lady Lima: No.
Larry: Then I’m not going!
Lady Lima: My mistake, it IS Little Fudgetown!
Iggy: But why are we taking her there?
Lady Lima: No reason.
Iggy: At least there’s fudge!
Queen: First you must head to Teehee Valley and escort her through there!
Larry: Can’t she go on her own?
Queen: No, there are many monsters there!
Iggy: Then why is it named Teehee Valley?
Queen: Because!
They arrive at the entrance of Teehee Valley… teehee…
Larry: A rock that we can easily climb over! What do we do?
Mallet and Sledge fall from the sky.
Iggy: Why are you here?
Mallet: Our card.
He hands Larry and Iggy cards that say “Mallet and Sledge’s Falling from the Sky Business”.
Sledge: What do you need?
Larry: To break this rock!
Mallet: Gotcha!
He tries to hammer the rock but crumbles into pieces.
Sledge: I’ll try!
The same thing happens.
Larry: D’oh!
Meanwhile… in a galaxy- er… a building far, far away...
Hooded Figure: I need your fastest Nightmare Demon to take care of someone for me!
Customer Service: All right, Lord Zar-
Hooded Figure: I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME HOODED FIGURE!
Customer Service: You know you still have to pay your loan… You’re almost as bad as Dedede!
Hooded Figure: I told you I’ll pay it later!
Anyway, back with the Koopalings, Larry kicks the rock.
Larry: OWWW!
Just then a blue blur smashes the rock and jumps outta sight.
Iggy: Convenient!
Anyway, Wendy is waiting for them.
Iggy: But- how- did- I- but- we- when did you- how did you- I like nachos… Never mind!
Wendy: Carry me to the town!
Larry: I am not carrying you!
1 second later we see Larry carrying Wendy to Little Fun- er… Fudgetown… while Iggy walks behind them drinking a soda.
Larry: Al…most…
Then the same blue blur comes and kidnaps the princess!
Larry: Hooray!
Wendy: EEEEE!
Larry: Let’s get some fudge!
They are just about to reach Fudgetown when Trunkle appears.
Trunkle: ROOOOOOOAR!
VERY WEAK TREE
ROCK… THING: TRUNKLE!
Iggy: Nobody
gets in the way of my fudge! SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: ARMPIT CHOP!
Iggy raises Trunkle’s arm and slowly karate chops his armpit.
Trunkle: You think that will-
His arm crumbles off.
Trunkle: AaAaAaAaAa!
Larry puts Trunkle in a cannon and blasts him into the distance.
Trunkle: AHHHHHH!!!!
He gets hit with the boomerang.
Larry: To the fudge!
They enter the village and it’s made of fudge!
Fudge Man: Welcome… to a world… of puuure-
Larry eats him .
Toad: YOU!
Iggy: Yes?
Toad: Rescue Wendy because I feel like having you rescue her!
Iggy: Why me?
Toad: Because this other guy destroyed Trunkle!
Iggy: I helped.
Toad: TOUGH! Now go to Guffawha Ruins and rescue Wendy! While the other guy can stay.
Larry: Happies!
Larry starts eating everything in sight while Iggy goes into a cavern.
Iggy: This place isn’t so bad…
Statue: You mussssst dodge my flamessssss sssssssso people will think I’m sssssscary!
Larry: FUDGETOWN PEOPLE, I FOUND THE EVIL MONSSSSTER!
A ton of people made of fudge (a few with Larry’s bite marks in them) come and destroy the rock and then leave.
Iggy: Happiesssss! I mean Happies!
Iggy continues on until he meets more statues.
Iggy: This place is mixed up!
Statue: Deal with it, you moron!
Iggy gets in a bulldozer and crashes through the wall and sees Wendy.
Wendy: HEY IDIOT!!! Help!
Neon Metal Sonic: I was ordered by Nightmare to kill you!
Iggy: Not on my watch!
Wendy: Batman?
METALIC VERSION
OF SONIC: NEON METAL SONIC!
Iggy: SUPER FIST
OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE IN A CLOCK!
Neon Metal Sonic teleports inside of a clock.
Neon Metal Sonic: This isn’t so bad!
A giant hippo crushes Neon Metal Sonic.
Neon Metal Sonic: There aren’t hippos inside of clocks!
Hippo: A non-believer!
A bunch of hippos stampede on Neon Metal Sonic.
Neon Metal Sonic: Ow…
He appears on a set of gears and they start crushing and scraping him.
Neon Metal Sonic: I was just painted!
A giraffe appears and picks him up with its mouth.
Giraffe: Don’t be afraid, I won’t hurt you!
The giraffe slams Neon Metal Sonic into a wall.
Neon Metal Sonic: ENOUGH!
He transforms into Metal Madness!
MM: AROOO!
He grows so powerful the clock bursts.
Iggy: No way!
Wendy: AAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAH!
MM: Graaaaaaaaaaoo!
Iggy: SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: RAINING CAMEOS!
A weird cloud appears above MM.
MM: Huh?
Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Torpedo Girl (she’s a torpedo!), OVER, Czar Baldy Bald the Third, Czar Baldy Bald the Fourth, Soften, Beauty, Gasser, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, The Xs, Orochimaru, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, Omega, Rouge, Gaara, Rock Lee, Weebl, Bob, The Monkey, Captain Battleship, Luffy, Zolo, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, E-102 Gamma, and the boomerang rain on top of MM.
MM: …
Wendy: Take me back to THE FUDGE TOWN NOW!
They head back to what’s left of Fudgetown (the arcade and hospital) and Toad comes up to them.
Toad: The other turtle guy is sick!
At the hospital…
Doctor: I’m sorry to say this… but Larry won an Invincishroom and has BEAN FEVER!
Iggy: What does that mean?
Doctor: In three days he’ll become… a nacho! There is a cure! Go back to the ruins and get some Crabby Grass!
Wendy: Oops… I think I ate it!
Larry pukes in a bag.
Larry: What?!
Wendy: I got hungry!
Iggy: Don’t worry, I saved that loophole from before!
Iggy jumps in it and Larry is all better but the Clown Copter bursts through the hospital roof, cutting the doctor’s head into little bits.
Larry: Dad, is that you?
A figure rises from the Clown Copter.
Bowletta: I am Bowletta!
She snatches Wendy and flies away.
Larry: … AW CRUD!
Iggy: TO THE CASTLE!
After a cheap spinoff of Batman…
Larry: OUR SISTER WAS STOLEN!!! But we don’t care that much…
Lady Lima: !!!
Queen: Anyway, a message from Bowletta came!
A PSP drops from the ceiling.
Larry: A PSP!!!
He crushes it and throws it in a fireplace nearby.
A GBA drops from the ceiling.
Larry: That’s better!
Ceiling: You’re welcome!
A hologram comes from the GBA.
Bowletta: Eyahahaha! I, the great Bowletta, want, want, want…
Larry is trying to play the game until the boomerang hits him over the head.
Bowletta: The Beanstar! But since it’s in four pieces you’ll have to gather them! I’ll send a DS when you do!
Fawful: Mistress, what shall I do with the mustard?
Bowletta: Wait, don’t-
The hologram vanishes… poof!
Lady Lima: Get the one in Teehee Valley!
Larry: Why there?
Lady Lima: IF YOU DON’T I’LL SLICE YOU INTO PIECES!
Larry takes out a hammer and knocks Lady Lima out.
Queen: That’s it?
Larry throws Lady Lima into the distance.
Queen: Stop killing people!
Larry: Yeah, Iggy!
Iggy: …
Larry and Iggy head to Teehee Valley.
Iggy: Why are we rescuing Wendy?
Larry: She owes me money! What were we doing? Oh yeah! THE BEANSTAR!
Iggy: I wonder where it is.
Skeleton: We just found a weird bean-thing!
Iggy: Bingo!
They head toward where the skeleton is going, and it enters a ship.
Larry: Sweet!
Jack Sparrow: I need a ship like that!
Jack Sparrow falls from being drunk.
Lemmy: No alcohol references!
Lemmy vanishes as Larry and Iggy enter the ship.
Captain: ARRR! How’d you get here! We’re in the middle of the ocean!
Larry: No we’re not.
Captain: YES WE ARE!
Iggy: Ok, ok, we are!
They go toward the bottom.
Skeleton Guard: HALT! Nobody gets in without a membership card!
Larry takes a random bone from the skeleton and it falls apart.
Skull: Thanks a lot, ya jerk!
Larry: Look be- I mean soda!
Bloat: Help! I need dynamite!
Napoleon: Gosh!
Bloat somehow slips out of the crack and the ship somehow goes into the ocean.
Captain: ARRR!
Russell: YARHAAAAR!!!
Captain: …
The ship crashes and we see Larry regaining consciousness.
Larry: I can’t believe we came outta that without a scratch!
Iggy: I wish!
Iggy is all battered and bruised.
Larry: The Beanstar piece!
Larry picks it up but the boomerang snatches it from his hand and flies away.
Larry: …
Three girls come up to them.
Girl #1: Shiny thing!
All Three: CAKE!
They run away.
Iggy: O…k…
They go into a massage place.
Counter Person: 200 coins!
Iggy takes the counter person and throws her out the window into a lava pit.
Nearby Customer: You have issues…
Gigi: Hi!
Merri: Hi!
Gigi: I just said that!
They eat each other… somehow…
Fat Koopa: You can’t knock me down!
Larry pulls out diet soda and the Fat Koopa gets sucked in.
Larry: Let’s swim!
They swim until they see the three girls eating cake near a giant crab.
Zoidberg: Hello everyone!
Larry: GO AWAY, ZOIDBERG!
Zoidberg: Aw…
He leaves, then we see a giant hermit crab.
Hermie: Can’t I have thome?
Girls: NO!
Hermie cuts them into pieces with his claws.
Hermie: Are… you… Thanta Clauth?!
Larry: … No.
Hermie: ARGTHHHHHHHHHH!
Hermie spits on them.
Both: Ew…
VERY LARGE SPITTING
WEAKLING: HERMIE!
Larry: SUPER
FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: TEDDY BEAR WEDDING!
Hermie falls on a wedding cake.
Teddy Bear: He ruined our cake!
Teddy Bear #2: WHAT?!
All the teddy bears turn into real bears and start clawing at Hermie.
Larry (dressed as a teddy bear): DIE!
Hermie starts snipping Larry and Iggy with his claws.
Larry: OW!
Iggy: My tail!
Larry burrows underground and then a giant pillar of fire erupts from under Hermie.
Hermie: YARRRGHTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hermie’s spit puts out the fire.
Iggy: TAKE THIS!
Iggy takes out a bazooka and steam comes out of it.
Hermie: ACK! Thteam!
While Hermie is distracted, Larry burns his X-Mas Tree shell.
Hermie: YARTH!
Hermie shoots poison bubbles at Iggy.
Iggy: ACK!
Larry sneaks up behind Hermie and places him in a giant grill and cooks him.
Larry: We win!
Iggy grabs the Beanstar Piece!
Larry: Yes!
BEANTSAR PIECE COLLECTED!
Meanwhile...
Hooded Figure: Gra! I can’t believe this!
He presses the button and the screen comes on...
Customer Service: Holy Nightmare Corporation, how can we help you?
Hooded Figure: I need a nightmare demon that is stealthy, yet strong and hard to detect!
Customer Service: Right away, sir, but your bill…
Hooded Figure: I know! I know!
Back to the Koopalings...
Iggy: Now how do we get outta here?
There is a small flash of light and Iggy starts looking like he’s getting beaten up by an invisible man.
Larry: What’s with you?
Iggy: I’m- OW! under- OW! – attack!
Larry: Yeah right…
Iggy is thrown into Larry.
Iggy: Told ya!
A small, green thing jumps into Iggy’s hair.
Larry: What was that?
Larry takes a magnifying glass and looks into Iggy’s hair, and sees a weird bug thing.
Bug: I am Mootix Warrior! Fear me!
SMALL BUG WARRIOR:
MOOTIX WARRIOR!
He lunges at
Larry and starts pounding him.
Larry: Being beat up by a bug! That’s new!
Iggy: Take this!
He takes out a bug zapper.
Mootix Warrior: Pretty…
He touches the bug zapper and dies.
Larry: That was weird.
Meanwhile...
Hooded Figure: AAAARGH!
Skull Kid: Sir, calm down!
Hooded Figure: He sent a BUG to destroy them! A BUG!
Back to the hero and Iggy...
Iggy: …
Anyway, they continue on until they reach nothing!
Larry: Er… How do we get back?
Iggy: We swim, duh!
They turn into fish and swim to the castle and change back to normal.
Larry: Hey Queen, where’s the next Beanstar Piece?
Queen: In some place!
Larry: Er... Okay…
They wander around until they see a sign that says Harhall’s Studio.
Iggy: Let’s try this place that suddenly appeared outta nowhere!
They enter and see a cage with a Beanstar Piece in it.
Larry: Happies!
Two people run past them.
Person #1: It’s so hard!
Person #2: Too much *burp* water!
Iggy: Weird…
He tries to open the cage but a siren blares and someone walks toward them.
Harhall: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TAKE MY SHINY ROCK?!
Larry: Sorry…
Harhall: If you make some clothes for me I’ll give the shiny rock to you.
Both: Fine.
They enter a clearing with bombs and a shirt.
Larry: Well there’s your shirt over there!
Harhall: Oh yeah? You can have the rock now!
The cage opens and Iggy grabs the Beanstar! Two Beanstar Pieces collected!
Iggy: Well that was easy!
They go back to the castle again.
Harhall: WAIT! MY SHINY ROCK!
Larry throws a metal rod at Harhall, knocking him/her out.
Larry: Idiot!
Larry and Iggy enter the castle.
Queen: Theater!
They leave.
Iggy: To the Theater!
After another cheap knockoff of Batman...
Boddle: Hello! Welcome to the theater!
Assistant: Master… I haven’t eaten in five years…
Boddle: Tough!
The assistant dies.
Larry: A Beanstar Piece!
Boddle: Well you can have it if you get me seven shiny things!
Larry: You do know that without that, this kingdom is doomed, right?
Boddle: Yes.
Iggy: Right… We’ll give you some shiny things…
Larry pulls out a machine gun and shoots Boddle. He then takes the Beanstar Piece!
Piranha Bean: You skipped me!
WEIRDLY NAMED
PIRANHA PLANT: PIRANHA BEAN!
Larry: Uh… (in
a hypnotic voice) No we didn’t…
PB: Really?
Larry: Yes….
PB: Really really?
Larry lights it on fire and they leave. A GB Color drops from the sky in front of them and a hologram of the queen appears.
Queen: Go to Winkle Realm in the forest!.
They do so, but when they are there...
Larry: I thought realms were like different dimensions or something…
Winkle: Nope!
Larry steps on him and continues on to see Popple trying to get the Beanstar Piece down.
Popple: Almost… there!
Larry: HEY POPPLE!
Popple falls from being startled
Popple: Grrr…!
SHADOW MASTER
THIEF: POPPLE!
He pulls out
a box of Trix! Larry whacks him with a baseball bat.
Larry: Silly Popple! Trix are for kids! Wait… Where’s my money?!
Larry takes out a gun and shoots Popple in both legs.
Popple: Whaaa!
Larry starts beating the snot outta Popple.
Larry: WHERE’S MY MONEY?!
Popple: I don’t have it!
Larry sets Popple on fire.
Larry: GIVE ME MY MONEY!
Larry finally sends Popple flying into the distance.
Popple: YAAAAARGH!
Iggy: O.O
Iggy grabs the Beanstar Piece! All Beanstar Pieces collected!
Iggy: Finally!
They head to the castle.
Queen: Well done! Well done!
She somehow makes the Beanstar Pieces form back into the Beanstar.
Queen: Oh, and you’ll need this!
She hands them a fake Beanstar and one of Wendy’s bows.
Queen: I want Wendy to have a clean bow!
Larry: Why?
Queen: I JUST DO!
A DS falls from the ceiling and a hologram of Bowletta appears.
Bowletta: Come to Joke’s End for the exchange! How do I know you have the Beanstar, you ask? I just do!
The hologram vanishes.
Larry: We’re on our way!
They go to the beach and see a slot.
Iggy: What now?
Larry puts Iggy in the slot and Iggy turns into a surfboard.
Iggy: AAH!
Larry rides Iggy to Joke’s End and turns Iggy back to normal.
Iggy: …
Larry: What?
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because!
Larry: Hey! That’s my joke!
Jojora: Hello!
Larry: Hi.
Jojora: *giggle*
Iggy: Uh... Miss-
Jojora: I’m, like, totally a guy!
Both: …
She starts floating up.
Larry: We need to get to the top!
Larry and Iggy grab her and ride to the top.
Jojora: Let’s, like, invite one of my friends over!
Iggy: Are you sure you’re a guy?
Jojora: Like yeah!
Larry and Iggy: …
Larry: So you are 100 percent sure you are a guy?
Jojora: Like totally yeah and stuff!
Both: …
Jojora: Now, like, totally pick a friend to, like, come and have a tea party! Hoohoolia, Teeheena, Chucklissa, or Oholina?
Iggy: Why not all of them?
A giant, ripped, blonde snow thing drops from the ceiling.
Larry: Where are the others?
Jojora: (whispering) She has identity issues.
Monster: Did you say something, Jojora?
Jojora: No, no.
Larry: Great, a gender-confused blue thing and an identity-issued snow monster!
Both: HOW DARE YOU?!
GENDER-CONFUSED
BLUE-THING: JOJORA! And THE IDENTITY-CONFUSED MONSTER: HOOHOOLIA/TEEHEENA/CHUCKLISA/OHOLINA!
Hoohoolia/Teeheena/Chucklisa/Oholina:
Smash!
She smashes Larry into the floor
Larry: D’oh!
Iggy jumps on Hoohoolia/Teeheena/Chucklisa/Oholina’s head and sets her hair on fire.
Hoohoolia/Teeheena/Chucklisa/Oholina: FIRE!!!
She tries to douse it but can’t.
Hoohoolia/Teeheena/Chucklisa/Oholina: AAAHHH!
She melts.
Jojora: That was, like, totally rude! Take this!
He shoots ice cubes from his wand but they just fall on the floor.
Larry: …
Iggy: …
Jojora: …
Shy Guy: …
Larry picks up the Shy Guy and throws him at Jojora.
Jojora: That was, like, totally rude!
He blasts an ice blast at Iggy.
Iggy (frozen): So… cold!
Larry steals Jojora’s staff.
Jojora: Like no and stuff!
Larry whacks her over the head with the staff and he faints.
Iggy: Narrator, is it a boy or a girl?
I don’t know, that’s why I kept switching.
Larry: … IDIOT!
They go into the next room and Fawful is in it.
Fawful: Eyahahahha! Hand over the Star of Bean!
Larry gives Fawful the fake star.
Fawful: YOU THINK I AM FOOLED?!
Fawful takes the real Beanstar and flies ahead.
Larry: We gotta get Wendy back! And I have an idea…
Fawful: Mistress, I am having the Star of Bean!
Bowletta: Wonderful! Now le-
Larry appears.
Wendy: HELP! HELP ME NOW OR ELSE!!!
Larry starts laughing.
Bowletta: Wait… What’s so funny?!
Larry: That Wendy you have… is A FAKE!
Iggy comes in with a bow on his head. Besides the bow, nothing is different about him.
“Wendy”: We fooled you!
Bowletta: Grr!
She releases Wendy and takes Iggy away.
“Wendy”: EEEE!
Wendy: It’s about time, squirt!!! NOW TAKE ME BACK TO THE KINGDOM!!!
Meanwhile...
Bowletta: Eyahahaha! I finally have the princess AND the Beanstar!
She is talking to the Hooded Figure on a screen.
Hooded Figure: Good… Now how is project “MM” coming?
Bowletta: It is near completion, just a few more tweaks…
“Wendy”: Project “MM”?
Hooded Figure: … Bowletta…
Bowletta: Hm?
Hooded Figure: I know it may be shocking, but… THAT IS NOT WENDY!!!
Bowletta: WHAT?!
Bowletta breathes fire at Iggy, burning off his disguise.
Fawful: We have been the tricked of being fooled!
Iggy runs ahead and a crate falls in between them.
Bowletta: GRRR!
Iggy continues on and grabs the Beanstar.
Iggy: YES!
The door opens and he jumps out and the Beanstar lands on Queen Bean’s head somehow.
Iggy: I FORGOT A PARACHUTE!
He falls underground and is knocked out. Then a familiar face appears.
Popple: How lucky! Rookie! Get over here!
Meanwhile...
Larry: He landed around here somewhere…
He falls through a hole in front of a tied up Iggy.
Iggy: Ugh…
Larry: Iggy!
He burns the ropes and frees Iggy.
Iggy: L-Larry… run!
Larry: Huh?
Iggy: There’s a monster here!
Popple appears.
Popple: Aw, boo! You showed up!
Larry: … It’s just Popple…
Iggy: It’s not him… It’s his new rookie!
Popple: ROOKIE!
A rumbling is heard and a figure bursts through the wall
Popple: Meet my new Rookie: Hooded Figure!
Yes, the same hooded figure.
Hooded Figure: Hello… Larry!
Larry: How do you know me?
Hooded Figure: That is none of your concern!
Larry: Why not?
Iggy: He has a point.
Popple: Rookie! ATTACK!
Hooded Figure: I won’t be taking orders from you anymore…
Popple: Huh?
Hooded Figure: DIE!
A black flame destroys Popple.
Hooded Figure: Now then…
He removes his hood to reveal… Wart?!
Wart: You didn’t expect my master to come himself, do you?
Larry and Iggy: Yes.
Wart: Too bad!
Larry: How did you breathe fire?
Wart: I may be mutated, but I’m still a Koopa!
DEFORMED FROG
UNCLE: WART!
Wart: Now you
die!
Larry: But we’re family!
Iggy: (singing) We are family!
Larry: … Iggy, NEVER do that again… OR ELSE!
Wart takes this chance to punch Larry in the face.
Larry: Ow…
Iggy: That was cheating!
Wart: …
Larry: Super Fist of the Nosehair: Nosehair Armor!
A bunch of nosehairs come out of Larry’s nose and wrap around him. He glows and he is suddenly wearing empty boxes of oranges on his head and chest.
Wart: WHAT?!
Larry: Hehehe!
Wart: Oh come now!
He breathes fire at Larry but with no effect.
Wart: WHAT?!
Suddenly an orange comes and talks to Wart.
Wart: Wait, who are you?
Orange: … YAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYA!
Orange #2: Hi.
A bunch of oranges appear and say random things.
Orange #Q: I divorced with my underwear wife!
Wart: HUH?! Q isn’t a number!
An apple woman appears.
Apple: …
Wart: Er…
She punches Wart in the face.
Wart: What’s going on?!
He returns to Plit.
Wart: What was that?
Larry is eating his cardboard armor.
Iggy: My turn! SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: NOSEHAIR ALLEY!
Larry: Hey! Nosehair attacks are my thing!
Twenty nosehairs come out of Iggy’s nostrils.
Wart: AAAHHAHAHAHHA!
Wart starts getting whacked with most of the nosehairs.
Wart: ARGH!
The rest are hitting Larry.
Larry: I feel so happy!
Wart: HUH?!
Iggy finishes Wart off. Wart faints.
Larry: Yay!
Iggy: Yeah, but why would Wart attack us?
Larry: I don’t know but we still need to stop Bowletta!
They go to the town to find it destroyed… again… But wait…
Larry: Wait a second… It was like this the entire time!
The queen comes out.
Queen: I was too lazy to clean this place up.
Iggy: …
A giant castle appears.
Larry: It's King Dad’s castle!
Iggy: But how do we get there?
Larry pulls a staircase from his shell. It is bent and oddly shaped so they can get into the castle.
Larry: Like that!
In the throne room…
Bowletta: Eyahahha! The fools are here! KOOPALINGS!
Four of the seven Koopalings come.
Bowletta: I need you guys to kill Larry and Iggy!
Morton: NO!
Lemmy: Who are you?
Bowletta: Cackletta in your dad’s body.
Roy: Does that make you our mom or something?
Ludwig: Ewww! Dad is a girl now!
Bowletta: Well... er… I guess I’m really your mom now…
Morton: EW! GROSS! NASTY!
They leave.
Bowletta: …
She turns on a screen.
Hooded Figure: Now what?
Bowletta: The Koopalings aren’t following my orders!
Hooded Figure: No matter, I’ll just send some of my other minions…
IGGY’S ROOM
Larry and Iggy enter.
Larry: Well… now what?
King Dedede and Escargon appear!
Escargon: We will-
King Dedede: Kill you!
Larry: We beat you before and we can do it again!
King Dedede: Not while I have this!
A tank-like thing appears and they jump in.
Escargon: Heheheh….
STUPID DUCK-THING:
KING DEDEDE and SNAILY SERVANT: ESCARGON!
Larry: ... Huh?
Iggy: Oh boy!
He jumps in the lava.
King Dedede: What’s going on?
Through Larry’s eyes, we see a fight going on with plumbers and Koopa Troop underlings.
Larry: Grr…
Larry’s pupils shrink and his teeth get sharp…er.
Larry: DIE!
Escargon: Ack! FIRE!
He fires at Larry but he easily dodges it and destroys the tank, knocking Escargon into the lava.
King Dedede: DIE!
He charges at Larry with his hammer but Larry takes it.
Iggy: Is it safe?
He looks over the side of the platform and sees Larry beating King Dedede with his hammer.
King Dedede: Please… STOP!
Larry tosses him into the lava.
Iggy: SNAP OUT OF IT!
Iggy whacks Larry in the head with a frying pan.
Larry: Ow… What was that for?
Iggy: You were having one of your… episodes.
Larry: Oh, thanks.
A portal appears.
Larry: My portal!
They jump in.
MORTON’S ROOM!
Larry and Iggy come out dressed as boxers.
Both: PUT UP YOUR DUKES!!!
Eggman appears.
Eggman: Mwahaha!
EGG-SHAPED HUMAN:
EGGMAN!
The boomerang
hits his head
Eggman: …
Sega appears.
Sega: Eggman! What are you doing here?!
Eggman: Well I just…
Sega: We don’t want to hear it! Come back to the Sega world now!
Eggman: Ok…
They vanish.
Iggy: That was easy.
A portal appears and they enter it.
LEMMY’S ROOM!
Larry: Who wants to fight?
0 appears.
0: You shall die!
STRANGE FLOATING
EYEBALL: 0!
Iggy flicks the
giant eye.
0: Ohh! OW! OH DAD THAT HURTS!
Larry pours some ketchup on the eye.
0: AAAHHHHH!!! OH DAAAD IT BURNS!!!
He falls in the lava.
Iggy: I wonder if all of these fights will be this easy.
Larry: I hope so!
They enter the portal.
LUDWIG’S ROOM!
02: You killed my little brother! DIE!
ANOTHER GIANT
EYEBALL: 02!
Larry takes out
some salt.
02: Um… Never mind!
He flies away and the portal appears.
ROY’S ROOM!
Roy: I’m not supposed to be here!
Larry: A non-cameo?
Iggy: Oh well…
After one very long beating, we see Roy beaten to a pulp
Roy: Urgh…
They enter the portal.
WENDY’S ROOM!
Larry: I have a feeling this cameo we are about to face will be much different from the others…
Kisame appears.
Kisame: You will die!
WEIRD FISH MAN:
KISAME!
Iggy: NOT A NARUTO
CAMEO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Kisame: … Ouch…
Larry takes his sword and whacks him into the lava, and the portal appears.
LARRY’S ROOM!
Larry: I command this fight to be longer!
Itachi appears.
Larry: ANOTHER NARUTO CAMEO?!
Iggy: …
Itachi: Yes!
UCHIHA MURDERER:
ITACHI!
He lunges at
Larry and spins his eye
Larry: What’s... happening?!
He slowly changes into… a cabbage?
Cabbage Larry: Yes!
Itachi: THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!
Carrot Iggy: Yehaw!
Itachi: …
They both punch him so fast it looks like they have a lot of arms.
Itachi: You may have defeated me for now, but…
He vanishes.
Larry: So much for a long fight…
Iggy: Yeah…
A portal appears and takes them to a new room.
Voice: Hello Koopas!
Fawful appears.
IDIOTIC TOADIE:
FAWFUL!
Larry: *gasp*
Iggy: Die!
Fawful: Eep!
He gets in a machine and it starts spinning.
Fawful: AARGH! IT IS THE BURNING OF HOTNESS! WAIT! IT WON’T OPEN OF THE NOT BEING CLOSED!
He dies from the intense heat.
Both: …
They continue to the throne room.
Bowletta: Welcome fools! I didn’t expect you to be able to beat Fawful!
Larry: Well he really killed himself.
Bowletta: …
VERY DISTURBING
WOMAN: BOWLETTA!
Iggy punches
her in the face
Bowletta: Oof.
Larry grabs her horn things and smashes her into the throne.
Bowletta: Gaa!
She smashes their faces into the floor.
Larry: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: TORPEDO AWAY!
Torpedo Girl: I’M A TORPEDO!!!
She smashes into Bowletta and keeps going and going and going.
Larry: How do you like that?
Bowletta: Eyahahaha!
She breathes a pillar of fire at our villains.
Both: HOT!
Bowletta: Just let my master see you die!
The screen turns on.
Hooded Figure: What now?
Bowletta: The other minions failed, but I managed to defeat them!
Hooded Figure: Good…
Bowletta eats them by sucking them in.
Both: BWAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!
Hooded Figure: Wait! Where are Wendy and the Beanstar?!
Bowletta: Er…
Hooded Figure: Our master needs the Beanstar’s wish-granting powers!
Bowletta: But at least I killed Larry!
Inside Bowletta’s stomach…
Larry: Ow... This place is huge!
Iggy: No wonder she’s so fat!
???: HEY!
Cackletta’s Spirit appears.
Cackletta’s Spirit: You’re very persistent!
She summons lightning that strikes our villains.
Both: ACK!
Cackletta's Spirit: Eyahahaha!
Larry: FUUUUSIOOOON!
Iggy turns into candy and Larry eats him and becomes Liggy again
Liggy: Hehehehe. Unlike last time, I can show you my FULL POWER!
He starts glowing, and stops.
Cackletta’s Spirit: That’s it?
Liggy: No… Ok, yeah, it is…
Cackletta’s Spirit: …
Liggy: But take this! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: CANNON!
Liggy stuffs a giant cabbage in a cannon and fires it.
Cackletta’s Spirit: TAKE THIS!!!
She flicks her finger and a giant fireball hits Liggy.
Liggy: Steamy!
Cackletta’s Spirit: Had enough?
Liggy: Neva!
He takes out a gun.
Cackletta’s Spirit: Oh crud!
Liggy shoots rusty nails at Cackletta’s Spirit’s heart.
Cackletta’s Spirit: AUGGGHHHH!
She vanishes and Liggy changes into Larry and Iggy.
Larry: We won!
Iggy: But how do we get outta here?
They teleport out somehow.
Bowletta: Arggghhh!
She starts flashing and turns back to Bowser.
Bowser: …
Larry: We did it!
They start to leave.
Iggy: What about Dad?
Larry: He’ll be fine.
They make it to the door and jump, and land in the queen’s throne room.
Queen: Good news! I packed a bunch of bombs in the flying castle somehow!
Both: WHAT?!
The castle explodes.
Both: DAAAAAAAAAD!
They both turn to Queen Bean… and, well… I shouldn’t say what happens next…
Iggy: Poor Dad.
Larry: He DOES have a knack of surviving very deadly things.
Iggy: Wait! Where’s Wendy?
Lady Lima: She left.
Larry: AFTER ALL WE DID FOR HER?! Wait, how did you get back?
Lady Lima: I’m not telling.
Larry: Well let’s leave.
They leave the castle and head back to Dark Land. But meanwhile…
Bowser: …
A figure approaches Bowser’s somehow alive body and places Cackletta’s Spirit in him.
Bowletta: Eyahahaha! I am reborn! Good work, Project MM!
MM: Thank you.
Here’s what happened to everyone important!
Larry: Went back to interviewing.
Iggy: Went back to his usual life.
Queen Bean: Dead.
Prince Peasley: Dead.
Wendy: Went back to Water Land.
Toadsworth: Dead.
Most Koopalings: Went on with their lives.
Bowser: Well you saw the ending, didn’t you?
Hooded Figure: Still plotting to destroy Larry. Why, you ask? Well I can’t tell you yet.
And that’s everyone I feel is important!
The End!
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