All right, last chapter! But there’s still an epilogue so don’t go back to Lemmy’s Fun Fiction yet!
Chapter 23: Stopping An Exploding Person For Dummies
Princess Shroob is still with Tatanga.
Princess Shroob: Why’d you let him hit you?
Guards start banging on doors.
Princess Shroob: We gotta leave!
Tatanga: Go on without me!
Princess Shroob: I can’t go without you! Just phase us through that wall!
Tatanga: I doubt I can.
Princess Shroob: Well stop it!
The door breaks. Guards, made up of a mixture of Piantas and Koopatrols, come running in with mini Bill Blasters ready. Tony, the guard that is still alive and finally got out of the desert, comes up to Don’s body to find him Game Overed. But the aliens are gone! This is followed by a recap of what Gadd and Toad did in the previous chapter.
Gadd: If you get me, I’ll get her too! I’m saving thousands of lives here!
Kooper: But she’s my responsibility!
SGG hides under the bed and sees Toad waking up.
SGG: Mr. Mushroom Man?
Toad: Shy Guy Girl from quite a few chapters ago?
Kooper and Gadd notice (P.T. is still eating) and Toad gets up, holding his head. SGG comes out of hiding.
SGG: I told you he’d come! He saved me from the boogeyman! He said nothing would happen to me!
Toad: I don’t think I used those words, but okay. Hear that, Gadd?
Meanwhile, Yoshi and Aquashi leave the shop.
Yoshi: He is my fliend! I can not let this happen!
Aquashi: “Friend”. It’s the last chapter before the epilogue, I’d think you’d know all the ins and outs of this language by now.
Yoshi: … That was the last one.
Aquashi: Anyway, you still need to remember what is important. The mission.
Yoshi: Ugh. Dad, you look at me with disappointment my whooole game! I don’t want to abandon you now. But I can’t let him die if I have power to stop it!
Aquashi: Okay. Go on.
Yoshi: Because if I don’t-
Aquashi: I mean you can go, not keep talking.
Yoshi: Oh.
Pause… Wait for it, wait for it, I SAID WAIT! … Insert dramatic fanfare here (preferably Frog’s theme from Chrono Trigger). Aquashi gives Yoshi the Jewel Egg. Yoshi holds it in the air like Link would.
Yoshi: Yoshi! Thanks, Dad.
The fanfare stops and Yoshi focuses, and then disappears. Meanwhile in Vincent’s old studio, King Boo is in a dark overcoat. He’s painting in a trance. The camera zooms in on his palette to show the chapter’s title. The painting is of him and Dimentio, both in overcoats, facing each other in Mushroom Plaza. He angrily leaves his trance and sees a picture of Dimentio flying.
King Boo: Dimentio Nolastname!
King Boo karate chops the picture of Dimentio flying, in a horizontal way so it’s like he cut Dimentio’s head off.
King Boo: Cool, I must’ve killed someone and got Karate!
Meanwhile, Bleck is in his campaign HQ office, looking out the window. Dimentio’s Mom comes up to him.
Dimentio’s Mom: Don Pianta got a game over.
Bleck: (Oh crud.) Uh, how?
Dimentio’s Mom: He was killed in his office. It doesn’t change anything though, too many people worked hard.
Bleck: Okay, the city will need me after the explosion anyway. Hey, I’m a Count now, so why isn’t it saying so on the script?
I got too used to just your name. Get over it.
Bleck: Okay.
Meanwhile in the hotel, Princess Shroob is carrying Tatanga through the hall.
Tatanga: Okay, now leave me here and find Shroob. I’m slowing you down, SAVE OUR SON! You’ve always been the stronger one.
Princess Shroob: Okay, just stay right here. Don’t move, don’t play dead, don’t pass GO and collect two hundred dollars. STAY.
Princess Shroob leaves him.
Tatanga: (Crud, I didn’t think she’d buy it! I just wanted to be dramatic!)
Meanwhile, Gadd and Kooper are dragging Mr. Game & Watch’s body under a sheet down a hall. It took them a while since he turned clear.
Gadd: We should hide the body so the guards don’t find it. It shouldn’t be hard since he’s flat AND clear.
Kooper: Regardless, you should’ve thought about that BEFORE ending his game!
Gadd: I told you it was self-defense! He was gonna do it to us!
Kooper: Oh, so it’s also self-defense to try to kill off a little girl?
Gadd: I didn’t know it was a little girl!
They drop Mr. Game & Watch’s body into a hazardous waste container. Probably a barrel of toxic waste. What a way to get rid of the body…
Gadd: You have to start trusting me!
Kooper: That didn’t work out well before…
FLASHBACK!
Kooper is on a custom stage from Smash Bros. Brawl.
Gadd: Now throw the Smart Bomb at the Bumper!
Kooper: But then it’ll come back and blow up on me!
Gadd: No it won’t, it’ll do something cool! Trust me!
Kooper does and it blows up on him, KO’ing him.
AND THE WINNER IS… GADD!
Gadd: Oh, I guess I was wrong.
Flashback over.
Gadd: Anyway, the company I used to work for used to be good, but then it got corrupted. So now my responsibility is to my family.
Kooper: And mine is to that kid.
Toad runs in.
Toad: There’s something wrong with her, by the way.
Kooper: Is that other guy with you talking in creepy voices to her again?
Toad: No.
Kooper comes to him as Gadd answers his phone.
Gadd: Hey Mimi, how are you?
Meanwhile she’s in the car with Dimentio (in an overcoat) and he’s driving her down the street.
Mimi: Still in Mushroom City. King Boo killed Bowser and took his power!
With Gadd…
Gadd: Let me talk to Dimentio.
With Mimi…
Mimi: Here, he wants to talk to you.
Dimentio: Okay… Hello?
Gadd’s voice: So when you met Bowser you got his ability?
Dimentio: Where were you?
Gadd’s voice: So now you’re the only one that can stop King Boo.
Dimentio: Oh… Where do we find him?
With Gadd, he sees Kooper and Toad watching SGG. P.T. is playing with his DS.
Gadd: Uh, we have the tracking system. As soon as it’s good, we’ll have you know where King Boo is. And KEEP MIMI SAFE!
With Dimentio…
Dimentio: Relax!
Dimentio hangs up and goes into a parking garage and comes up to Bleck.
Mimi: Dimentio, we can’t trust him!
Dimentio: Yes we can, he’s never let me down before!
Mimi: No! He only cares about himself! I’m his daughter, I would know!
Dimentio: WELL I NEED HIM, SO GET OVER IT!
Mimi: (You lied! LIED!)
Dimentio: Oy vey.
Dimentio gets out of the car and comes up to Bleck.
Bleck: All right, Menti, what’s the big problem?
Dimentio: King Boo is the bomb and not me! But I need your help to stop him!
Bleck: What do you expect me to do?
Dimentio: HELP!
Mimi secretly runs away.
Bleck: Mimi shouldn’t be involved with this! She’s just a kid!
Dimentio: No! If I stop King Boo but then something goes wrong, she is the only one who can stop me!
Bleck: You’ll be fine!
Dimentio: How do you know?!
Bleck: Well, uh, you have her power! You’ll be fine! (They’re all gonna die, stop trying!)
Meanwhile, Mimi gets to the garage’s exit, and Dimentio’s Mom appears.
Dimentio: Oh my DAD, Mimi was right!
He looks and sees that Mimi is gone.
Dimentio: Mimi?
Bleck: Wait!
Bleck tries to follow Dimentio, who’s searching for Mimi, but Dimentio turns invisible. He reappears at the exit.
Dimentio: Mimi! I have some cheese! I heard it’s your favorite!
He sees his hands are glowing orange again. The cheese in his hand melts.
Dimentio: Oh no.
Dimentio passes out and his hands stop glowing. Meanwhile, SGG is asleep. Gadd comes into the room.
Gadd: We need to find King Boo.
SGG wakes up.
SGG: The boogeyman?
Gadd: Boogeyman?
Kooper: Just go with it. Yes, the boogeyman.
P.T.: Times like these make me feel like I’m the only thing keeping this story from being serious… I miss Kool.
Kooper hands her a marker and a map.
Toad: So you can find anyone in the whole world just by thinking about them?
SGG: Almost everyone. There’s this one guy who can see me if I think about him.
P.T.: Creepy… Huh? Sorry, I was just beating this scary ghost house in New Super Mario Bros.
Everyone leans in to watch as she pokes the map of Plit with her marker, then it zooms in to a close up of Plit, she pokes part of that and it’s the Mushroom Kingdom. She pokes again, Mushroom City. Again, King Boo appears to be on the lower east side, near Goomnut Lane.
Gadd: That’s Vincent Van Gore’s loft. I gotta tell Dimentio!
He dials. Meanwhile, Dimentio’s Mom, Mimi, and Bleck are walking through the garage. Mimi’s phone rings but Dimentio’s Mom takes it.
Dimentio’s Mom: Hello?
With Gadd…
Gadd: … Mimi?
Dimentio’s Mom’s Voice: No, I’m her… grandmother figure, let’s just go with that. A lot easier than saying “sort of metaphorical grandmother”, I’d say. She’s with her dad and me.
Gadd: I’m her dad!
Dimentio’s Mom’s Voice: Nooo, you’re the person we gave to her to keep her safe. And I don’t think you’ve done a good job.
Gadd: What are you gonna do?
Dimentio’s Mom’s Voice: We’re gonna take her somewhere safe. You should do the same. Time’s running out.
Gadd: Can I say goodbye?
Dimentio’s Mom hands Mimi the phone.
Mimi: I’m fine. I’m getting away ASAP.
Gadd’s voice: No! Stay with them, you’re safe that way. But as soon as you’re out of town, try to get away. Do you know where Dimentio went?
P.T.’s voice in the background: Ooh, ask her how to defeat Cheepskipper!
Mimi: They won’t tell me where he went. Do you have a plan?
Gadd’s voice: Uh, yes.
Dimentio’s Mom: Finish up.
Gadd’s voice: I love you.
Mimi: I love you too.
P.T.’s voice in the background: Come on, ask her! If he taps me again I’ll- Crud, I died!
Mimi hangs up. With Gadd, he goes into SGG’s room to find Toad cocking a mini Bill Blaster.
Gadd: Now I need her to find Dimentio Nolastname.
Toad: Why? We know where King Boo is so I’m going after him!
Gadd: But he’s the only one who can stop King Boo. He’ll end your game if you try to go after him.
Toad: Yeah right.
Toad leaves. Then comes back.
Toad: That was the bathroom. Now yeah right.
Meanwhile, Dimentio wakes up in the greenhouse on top of the building where Bob’s dad lived. He looks around and sees another version of him in scrubs (which look exactly like his normal clothes) pushing Bob’s dad around. He puts him at a table with his (Dimentio’s) mom and runs into the house to find Bob.
Other Dimentio: And you are?
Bob: Never mind that. It seems our parents know each other.
Other Dimentio: Yeeeah… Weird.
Bob forces him into the greenhouse.
Bob: It’s good you’re working with my dad.
Other Dimentio: Well, duty calls, I guess.
But Other Dimentio seems to be looking right at real Dimentio. He goes back to Bob.
Other Dimentio: You know, dying seems to connect us in some way.
Bob: Whatever.
They go inside somewhere. Dimentio comes up to see his mom and Bob’s dad talking.
Bob’s Dad: So how’s Bleck?
Dimentio’s Mom: He’s not my son.
Bob’s Dad: He might as well be. How is he?
Dimentio’s Mom: Well the Don says he’ll be ready when the time comes.
Bob’s Dad: You sure he shouldn’t go for your son? I mean, the world doesn’t need strength, it needs compassion and stuff like that.
Dimentio’s Mom: Don’t get me wrong, er, whatever your name is. I love Dimentio very much. But he can’t get out of his own way! He’s a weakling!
Dimentio: MOM!
Of course no one can hear Dimentio.
Dimentio’s Mom: The bomb will happen and the world will turn to his friend.
Bob’s Dad: Are you sure it can’t be avoided? Anyway, I guess I’m happy I won’t see it. But then I won’t live to see how that Dilbert story in the newspaper ends… Dimentio, I can see you.
Dimentio: Le` whaaaa?
Meanwhile, Kamek comes into Vincent’s old studio. He sees a picture of Dimentio and King Boo in Mushroom Plaza. He passes it and slips in red paint and lands on his back. He sees King Boo floating overhead.
Kamek: Woah! … Can you give me a hand? My robe is covering it, but I’m stuck on my shell.
King Boo helps him up. Kamek draws his wand, but King Boo uses The Force to knock the wand away. Before Kamek can do anything King Boo starts choking him.
Kamek: Wait *hack* if you *hack* kill me, you’ll *hack* never know *hack* where the treasure is!
King Boo stops.
King Boo: Treasure?
Kamek: The treasure of I. Amlaym.
King Boo: I. Amlaym?
Kamek: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU FELL FOR IT!
King Boo starts choking him harder. He releases his hands and uses his power to throw Kamek into the wall. He picks up the comic.
King Boo: You dropped your book… Woah, a comic that predicts the future? Odd. OH THAT’S RICH!
He shows Kamek the last panel, him getting egged by Yoshi.
King Boo: That’s how I die?! I get hit with an egg by a stupid dinosaur?
Kamek: He’s not stupid! … Okay, he is a little, but I think everyone in this story is a little dumb. And don’t kill me!
King Boo: I don’t need to! Where’s Dimentio Nolastname?
Kamek: I dunno.
King Boo then proceeds to do that magic cutting thing.
Kamek: OW! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW-
Out of nowhere, Yoshi appears behind King Boo.
Yoshi: Let him go!
King Boo turns around and is mad.
King Boo: I stubbed my toe?
What toe?
King Boo: Silence, nonbeliever! Anyway, I don’t think I will. It won’t take much for me to end your friend’s game. But you just have to stop time! Do you think you can?
Yoshi lowers the egg he was about to throw, then warps away. Then he appears next to Kamek while King Boo looks away, then Yoshi warps away with Kamek before King Boo turns back. Meanwhile, Princess Shroob goes down the hall, looking for Shroob. She reaches a door at the end and comes in to find Elder.
Princess Shroob: Hello.
Elder: Do you see what you did?
Princess Shroob sees Shroob facedown on the floor and unmoving.
Princess Shroob: What I did?
Elder: You failed him!
Princess Shroob: What?
Elder punches Princess Shroob. Meanwhile in Vincent’s old studio, Toad comes in with his mini Blaster. He sees all the paintings. He sees one of Mimi reaching out, and one of Dimentio flying, and some more, causing him to widen his eyes. There’s red paint dripping off the bottom. Meanwhile, Kooper is rushing around, gathering SGG’s things.
Kooper: Toad said that he thinks King Boo is on his way here!
SGG checks.
SGG: No, he’s already here.
Meanwhile, Mimi, Dimentio’s Mom, and Bleck enter Bleck’s office at his campaign HQ.
Bleck: All I need is to do some quick paperwork. Then I have to get Star Cup in Mario Kart 64.
Dimentio’s Mom: The helicopter will be here in ten minutes. Mimi, when the jet lands in the morning, you’ll be safe.
Mimi: And everyone else will have died. How can you not stop this?!
Dimentio’s Mom: Because it’s inevitable.
Mimi: It’s not written in stone!
Bleck: It is this time! Now stop yelling, Donkey Kong just passed me!
Mimi: Then why has this person been trying to keep us apart all this time?
Bleck: … Mrs. Nolastname, why is that anyway?
Dimentio’s Mom: You’re not mature enough to understand that yet.
Mimi: And you’re letting your son die!
Bleck: He won’t die!
Dimentio’s Mom: You gave him the power to not die!
Mimi: He saves lives by ending millions of others?! You’re gonna let him be responsible for that?! How can you live with this?!
Bleck: Gah! Now Wario passed me! Anyway, it’ll make sense soon, I promise.
Dimentio’s Mom: You’re getting a place to fit in! A normal family!
Mimi: I’m sorry, but I have one!
She runs towards the window. Bleck pauses the game.
Bleck: Mimi, what are you doing?
She jumps out. Bleck and Dimentio’s Mom look down and see her crash, heal, then walk away.
Dimentio’s Mom: You’re going to have to let her go.
Meanwhile, Elder is beating up Princess Shroob. She smashes into a mirror and it breaks. She looks and sees Elder in them.
Elder: Now that’s not me. Stop her and find your son!
Princess Shroob: I don’t get it. And either way I’m not strong enough!
Elder tries to hit her, but Princess Shroob gets up and punches Elder, knocking her across the room.
Princess Shroob: Wow.
Elder is unconscious, and morphs into Ms. Mowz. Shroob’s body was an illusion, and it vanishes.
Shroob (somewhere else): Mom!
Princess Shroob goes to the closet and rips the door off to find Shroob. She sees herself in the mirror on the wall in the closet- It’s herself instead of Elder now!
Shroob: Is that you?
Princess Shroob: Yes.
Meanwhile, Kooper is leading SGG through a hall and they come up to Tatanga. Kooper decides to help him.
SGG: But he could be a bad guy.
Kooper: I still have to help him though! Hmm, we need to get him out of here.
SGG tries the elevator.
SGG: It’s not working.
Kooper: Watch out for guards.
Meanwhile, Yoshi and Kamek appear in an empty cubicle on Yoshi’s Island. For this scene, their language is translated without asterisks and things like that.
Kamek: … Woah! You did it! You were faster than King Boo!
Yoshi: Now to finish it!
Kamek: Then let’s go!
Yoshi: No, I must go alone!
Kamek: But-
Yoshi: Kamek.
Kamek: Fine. You know, I bet they’ll start telling fairytales of you someday.
Yoshi: Okay.
He gives him the Jewel Egg.
Yoshi: That’s so you’ll know that I’ll be back.
Kamek: But you need it!
Yoshi: I do not need the egg, it is the man that is needed! And I’m the man! The man is ready!
Kamek: Good luck then.
Meanwhile, Bob’s dad is still talking to Dimentio.
Bob’s Dad: I’ve always thought it’d be good to have invisibility.
Dimentio: So am I in a dream or a flashback or what?
Bob’s Dad: Not important. You need to know the truth before you save the world.
Dimentio: Okay, but first, does everyone in your family like avoiding questions at hand?
Bob’s Dad: Not important.
Dimentio: I’ll take that as a yes. Wait, I save the world?
Bob’s Dad: You always had that power, you just needed to learn how to use it.
Dimentio: But why me?
Bob’s Dad: Someone has to do it. You can love unconditionally. All that matters is love.
Dimentio: Okay, can we put this in a manlier way?
Bob’s Dad: Now I’m tired. Dimentio!
The other Dimentio comes and wheels him into the house.
Gadd’s voice: Dimentio? Dimeeentio! Dimentio!
P.T.’s voice: How many fingers am I holding up?
Dimentio wakes up in Mushroom City, seeing Gadd and P.T. nearby.
Dimentio: Where’s Mimi?
Gadd: She’s with your mom and friend, so she’s safe.
Dimentio: Huh? Oh no, you gotta get out of town!
Gadd: No, you saved her life so this is payback.
P.T.: And I have no life at the moment. Especially since Kool died.
Dimentio: But if I lose control-
Gadd: Then I’ll do it! I’m a pretty good shot!
Dimentio: Thanks, Mr. Gadd.
Gadd: Call me Elvin.
Bum, bum, bum! So that’s his first name! Of course I’ve used it before plus it’s already his known name so it’s no big shocker. Meanwhile, Kooper is messing with Tatanga while SGG is near the stairs.
SGG: The guards are coming!
Princess Shroob and Shroob come.
Shroob: Dad!
Kooper: We gotta leave! Right now!
Princess Shroob rips off a chunk of wall and uses it to block off the stairwell. Shroob comes up to the elevator.
SGG: It won’t work.
Shroob: Yes it will.
He puts his claw on it and focuses.
Ding!
They all run into the elevator (Princess Shroob helps Tatanga), just in time for the guards to break through the chunk of wall. Meanwhile, Dimentio and Elvin (gotta get used to that) get to the plaza and look for King Boo.
Dimentio: I don’t see him so he must be in plain sight.
P.T.: Hey bald guy, they’re sold out of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, I just checked.
Elvin: Dang it!
Suddenly King Boo taps on Elvin’s shoulder. King Boo uses The Force to knock Elvin into the side of a building. Dimentio turns and sees King Boo now.
Dimentio: Ah. So, we meet at last, whoever you are!
King Boo: … OH COME ON! We’ve met like two or three times before by now! You’ve even shown signs of remembering me whenever I’m not around!
Dimentio: Really? Like when? When did we meet?
King Boo: Okay, remember the homecoming game? That was me that tried to kill you! Then at that Koopa’s apartment when I actually did kill you?
Dimentio: Really? I should pay more attention.
King Boo: Yes, since I AM the big bad guy of this story!
King Boo uses The Force to choke Dimentio.
King Boo: You think I’m going to let you have this glory?! Of blowing up?!
Then, Toad appears from behind a pillar, shooting at King Boo. But King Boo stops all the mini Bills, turns them around, and sends them for Toad, hitting him. Meanwhile in the doorway, the Shroob family, Kooper, and SGG get out of the elevator. Kooper tells them to go on and sees Toad’s body. He shells over to him. Princess Shroob sets Tatanga down against the side of the building with Shroob and SGG and then sees King Boo choking Dimentio. Then King Boo uproots a parking meter and hits Dimentio with it.
King Boo: Did you honestly think you could stop me?!
He raises it over his head, but Princess Shroob grabs it.
King Boo: Zuh?
She hits him with it and he falls to the ground. P.T. then starts kicking his face.
P.T.: That’s for the Lemmy’s Mansion trilogy!
King Boo: But we were friends in Larry’s Adventure!
P.T.: Silence, nonbeliever!
Dimentio gets up and his trenchcoat falls off.
Dimentio: All right, I have this like a cat has a mouse, so you can go back to your family now.
Princess Shroob leaves. Dimentio picks King Boo up and-
Dimentio: Can I borrow that?
P.T.: Knock yourself out. Or him out. Whichever, I’m just here for the show.
Dimentio takes the Golden Hammer and knocks King Boo into the side of a building. He bounces off and Dimentio hits him again, and this goes on for about three hits, then Dimentio gives the hammer back and gets King Boo with an exploding box attack.
King Boo: Ow! Hey, your hands are glowing.
Dimentio: Huh?
He looks down and King Boo spins around, hitting him with his tail.
King Boo: Made you look! Oh, now they actually are.
Dimentio looks again and sees that he’s right.
Dimentio: Oh no!
Dimentio goes off to the side to try to stop it.
King Boo: I’d say it turns out that you’re the villain and I’m the hero!
Out of nowhere, Yoshi appears behind King Boo, and a flashing X appears over King Boo.
Yoshi: King Boo!
He turns.
King Boo: You again.
Yoshi throws the egg at him. But in its flight, the egg changes into a sword and gets King Boo. It then turns back into an egg.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
King Boo collapses.
Yoshi: I did it! I did it! I did it!...
Dimentio: Yoshi?
Yoshi: Dimentio Nolastname!
Dimentio: Stop this!
Yoshi: How?
Dimentio: End my game!
King Boo then uses The Force and knocks Yoshi into a wall. But he disappears before hitting it. King Boo’s eyes then glow white, showing off everyone whose games he has ended, finishing with his own. Dimentio then sees his own hands. He tries to get control of his power. The Shroob family and SGG are watching, scared. P.T. decides it’s not a safe place to stand, and goes next to them.
P.T.: Best lightshow ever, huh?
Princess Shroob: … Weren’t you my son’s principal, then my lawyer?
P.T.: That’s not important now.
Kooper looks up from taking care of Toad to see what’s going on. Meanwhile, Elvin has woken up but is failing to take aim with his mini Bill Blaster. But then, Mimi comes running in! She comes up to Elvin. He gives the mini Bill Blaster to Mimi. She comes up to him, but hesitates to shoot.
Dimentio: Come on! Do it already!
Mimi: Are you sure there isn’t another way?
Dimentio: Hmm… No, I don’t think there is.
Suddenly Bleck flies onto the scene and lands between the two of them.
Bleck: Actually there is!
The Shroobs, SGG, and P.T. are in awe. Mimi puts the mini Bill Blaster down.
Bleck: I guess you’re right, the future isn’t written in stone. It may be carved in wood, plywood, but that’s another story. I’ll tell you about that later.
Dimentio: Bleck, I took his power and now I can’t control it- Woah, déjà vu.
Bleck: Well I won’t leave you, and I think you know there’s another way to end it.
Dimentio: Wait, you’re gonna die though!
Bleck: Would you rather everyone else die? See, you saved the transforming spider thingy so we could save the world!
Dimentio: So that’s what it means. Well I’m ready.
Bleck grabs Dimentio-
Dimentio: Not by the collar, I can’t breathe!
Bleck: Sorry.
Bleck grabs Dimentio and they fly up into the air. Elvin walks over to Mimi. SGG cries, putting Princess Shroob’s arm around her, and Tatanga tries to put his hand on Shroob’s shoulder, but Tatanga’s race is a small one. P.T. is eating popcorn, intently watching, and King Boo is still down…
Later, Toad is on a stretcher, being put in an ambulance. SGG comes up to it.
SGG: Aww, please don’t die!
The ambulance drives away. Kooper comes up and puts his hand on SGG’s shoulder. Elvin has his arm in a sling and comes up to Mimi, who is sitting on the fountain, and sits next to her.
Elvin: Let’s go home.
Mimi: But our house blew up.
Elvin: Oh yeah. Well we can still use the metaphorical sense! That means wherever we’re a family together.
Mimi: You have a plan, don’t you?
They get up to leave. P.T. throws his popcorn in the trashcan, but inside it he finds a zip-lock bag… of Kool-Aid!
P.T.: Kool, you survived!
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!
???: I’m a torpedo!
Torpedo Ted appears. Only now he’s silver
Torpedo Ted: I was thirsty!
He opens the bag and drinks it all.
P.T.: Torpedo Ted, that was my new friend! Oh well, the story’s over anyway. Where were you?
Torpedo Ted: I got a color scheme upgrade to look like I did in Mario Galaxy! And I found the money that Don Pianta was talking about that I shouldn’t already know about!
P.T.: Okay, I guess we should look for it or something.
King Boo’s body is gone. There’s a trail of vim leading over to a partially open manhole… On it, the words, “End of Volume 1” are written on it. To be ironic, a cockroach crawls across it… Meanwhile, somewhere there’s a blue sky over a green meadow. On the grass, the words, “Volume 2: Generations” appear. Yoshi falls out of the sky into the grass.
Yoshi: Waah!
He gets up and sees a bunch of Sammer Guys riding Yoshis. The leader draws his weapon.
Yoshi: Oh crud!
Yoshi runs away. Soon, he sees a Sammer Guy on a hill. He holds out the Jewel Egg to admire.
Yoshi: A war?
Aaaand this scene takes place iiiinnnn…. 1671! Somewhere on Yoshi’s Island! All the Sammers and Yoshi look up to see an eclipse.
The End…. Not yet
Epilogue:
Just kidding! As this story was based off of Heroes season 1, I might make a sequel based off of season 2. Maybe. Thanks for reading if you got this far, leave a review, and have fun!
The End!
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