The next morning the three woke up to see the ground was coated in an icy, snowy layer, as a frozen wind was blowing.
Mario: We really need to find the cause of this snow.
Admiral Bobbery: Yeah, I have a feeling someone's behind this.
Mario: Yeah, let's get a move on.
The two scurry to Petalburg.
Mario: Sure is cold, aye JOHNNY?
...
Admiral Bobbery: Where's JOHNNY?
Mario: I think we forgot him at camp, let's go back.
The two run back to camp.
Mario: JOHNNY, wake up!
JOHNNY: Zzz...
Admiral Bobbery: WAKE UP!
JOHNNY: Woah, where did that noise come from?
Admiral Bobbery: I did it so you would wake up.
JOHNNY: That's not nice!
Admiral Bobbery: You're not nice... Just kidding.
JOHNNY: Good.
Mario: Let's just go to Petalburg.
Admiral Bobbery: Yeah.
The three walk along the path into Petalburg.
Mario: Well, now we gotta ask someone what's going on here.
The three look around, but see nothing.
Mario: No one's out. Let's knock on a house.
The three knock on a random house.
Koopa: Come in, quickly.
Admiral Bobbery: Thanks, why is it snowing?
Koopa: A group of strangers invaded Hooktail's Castle and are using machines to make cold weather and snow.
JOHNNY: Oh. Do you know anyone who has... you know... connections, like in the mystery of Koops?
Koopa: Yeah, Boo Man Bluff and the Grudge Bandit; they were outlaws from the west that are hiding in the meadows.
Mario: Could you tell us how to find them?
Koopa: Sure, if you stop those machines in Hooktail's Castle.
Admiral Bobbery: We'll do it.
Mario and JOHNNY: WHAT?!
Admiral Bobbery: Come on, we can handle anything.
Mario: How many people went to the Castle?
Koopa: Six, one big one and five smaller ones.
JOHNNY: See, that must be the Axem Rangers and Smithy.
Admiral Bobbery: So? You beat them before.
Mario: Yeah, but Smithy's ten times stronger.
Admiral Bobbery: So? You two are coming no matter what.
Mario and JOHNNY: NO!
Admiral Bobbery drags Mario and JOHNNY out of the house. Wait, Bobbery doesn't have arms, so how can he drag them? Ok, so let's change "drags" to hauls on his back. Yeah, that sounds better.
Mario: No, the castle!
JOHNNY: I'm scared of the castle!
Admiral Bobbery: Who are you, Waluigi?
Mario: Shut up, it's just we're not going to survive it!
Admiral Bobbery: Cry, cry, cry, is that all you do?
JOHNNY: No, he's right, let's tackle this adventure through the castle.
The three approach the castle gates.
Mario: Well, here we are, staring at the grave we soon will be buried in.
Admiral Bobbery: Don't be negative!
JOHNNY: But this is such a bad place.
Mario: JOHNNY, you just cursed us by talking right after Bobbery did, when he talked right after me!
Admiral Bobbery: Now the odds of living are against us!
JOHNNY: Well don't blame me!
Mario: We are because you cursed us AGAIN!
Admiral Bobbery: And don't even think about talking after me!
JOHNNY: I won't!
Mario and Bobbery give JOHNNY a dirty look.
JOHNNY: Let's just start the dieing procedure.
Mario: Fine!
The three enter the castle.
Admiral Bobbery: See? This isn't so bad.
Mario: Yes it is, look. It's Axem Pink and Axem Green.
JOHNNY: Their axes got different, though.
Mario: Probably more powerful.
Admiral Bobbery: Let's sneak attack them. On three, one... two... THREE!
Mario, Bobbery, and JOHNNY jump on the two Axem Rangers.
Mario: Ha, you guys are dead now!
JOHNNY: Tell us how to kill Smithy and where he is, and maybe we'll let go!
Admiral Bobbery: Wait, these aren't the Axem Rangers!
Mario: They're Wendy and Ludwig!
Wendy: Get off me, you fat slob!
Ludwig: Don't move or ve vill shoot you vith our wands.
JOHNNY: Ha! I am JOHNNY, fear me!
Admiral Bobbery: Let's just take care of these losers. I'll take Wendy; and Mario, you take Ludwig.
JOHNNY: What about me?
Mario: You just stand there and look pretty.
JOHNNY: Oh yeah, I get to model!
Wendy: But you're ugly!
Just then, Bobbery blows up on Wendy, and Mario knocks Ludwig out.
JOHNNY: You killed them!
Mario: No, they'll just be unconscious for a couple of hours.
Admiral Bobbery: Let's just find the real Axem Rangers.
Mario: I'm thinking that these are the Koopalings. Excluding Iggy and Lemmy, there is Wendy, Ludwig, Larry, Morton, and Roy. Those are the five, and the big one is Bowser.
JOHNNY: This will be easy, seeing as we have beat the Koopalings before.
Admiral Bobbery: Yeah, but first we need to rip out and destroy that fan releasing snow, ice, cold weather, and frozen winds.
Mario: Right, I'll do it.
Mario destroys the fan.
JOHNNY: I just wonder, why would Bowser want to freeze Petalburg?
Admiral Bobbery: We'll figure it out, don't worry.
The three head up further into the castle.
JOHNNY: Ha, this is easy!
Larry: Not so fast!
Morton: Ha! You guys are dead, done for, demolished, game ov-
Larry: Shut up!
Mario: You two again?
Admiral Bobbery: We're going to make you pay for freezing Petalburg.
Larry: Not so fast, it's all part of our diabolical plan.
Morton: Yeah, the snow and ice and wind is specially designed with a potion from Kamek so that when Petalburg is frozen and we melt it, every Koopa there will be an army Koopa. This will be great!
Larry: You moron, you're not supposed to tell them that!
JOHNNY: Ha! You are stupid, now die!
JOHNNY stabs Morton, causing him to fall from the window.
Mario: I'll handle this!
Mario starts pounding Larry until he jumps out the same window Morton did.
Admiral Bobbery: Now to destroy this fan.
Admiral Bobbery explodes on the fan, destroying it.
Mario: Now to head up and find Bowser.
The three make their way up the spiral staircase. But little do they know Roy is lurking on top the roof, plotting to land on one of them.
Roy: (Ok, when they get right under me, I'm going to land on one of them and squish that one.)
Admiral Bobbery: Wait, I hear something.
Mario: It sounds like...
Roy: ME!
Roy lands right on JOHNNY's spear.
Roy: Waaaaah!
Roy falls off the staircase.
JOHNNY: Ha, I win!
Mario: Let's just pound Bowser now so we can get help from The Grudge Bandit and Boo Man Bluff.
Mario kicks down the door.
Admiral Bobbery: We're here to kill you, Bow-
JOHNNY: Ha, we win!
Mario: Something smells fishy.
Admiral Bobbery: I think it's JOHNNY.
JOHNNY: No, I swear, it's not me.
Hooktail: Hey, I remember you guys.
Mario: See JOHNNY? It's bad luck when we do that.
Admiral Bobbery: I thought you were dead.
Hooktail: I was, but that moron Bowser brought me back to life and gave me a ton more strength, but I betrayed him and ate him. Now I will eat you guys.
Mario: I'll pound you!
Mario jumps on Hooktail.
Hooktail: Yawn.
Admiral Bobbery: My turn!
Bobbery blows up on Hooktail.
Hooktail: Old stuff.
JOHNNY: Ha, I'll win!
JOHNNY stabs Hooktail.
Hooktail: Is that all you got?
Mario: No, I got this.
Mario shows the Attack FX R badge.
Hooktail: No! Crickets, my weakness.
Hooktail jumps out of the castle and runs away crying.
Mario: Now let's see, here's a button that says "Make all Chemical ZpD come back to the tank".
Admiral Bobbery: Press it!
Mario does, and you can see the chemical streams going into the tank.
JOHNNY: Ha, I'll destroy the fan!
JOHNNY does.
Mario: Let's go back to Petalburg.
When the three reach the exit of the castle, they see the Petalburg they know.
Admiral Bobbery: Ah, nice, warm, sunny, calm, snow-free Petalburg, just like I remember.
JOHNNY: Let's go see that Koopa to tell us where the Grudge Bandit and Boo Man Bluff are.
Grudge Bandit: HI!
Mario: Woah, where did you come from?
Boo Man Bluff: We come from the mountain, and turn the world around.
Admiral Bobbery: How did you hear us?
Grudge Bandit: I hear all.
JOHNNY: Are you going to scam us?
Grudge Bandit: No, seeing as you guys saved this wonderful land.
Boo Man bluff: We're going to help you guys. We know everything about the mystery.
Mario: Where is Koops?
Grudge Bandit: He's in the Real World.
Admiral Bobbery: The Real World?
Boo Man Bluff: Yeah, want us to show you where the pipe is?
JOHNNY: Yes, that will be good.
Grudge Bandit and Boo Man Bluff lead the way, and after about ten minutes they find an extremely well-hidden pipe.
Grudge Bandit: Head right through here and the Real World is at the other end.
Mario: Thanks.
Grudge Bandit: Wait, I've got something for you guys. These badges will prevent you guys from getting poisoned, burned, put to sleep, or frozen, seeing as Lemmy has a Freeze Gun.
Admiral Bobbery: Thanks.
JOHNNY: Now we are sure to defeat them and rescue Koops.
Boo Man Bluff: Good luck!
The three step through the pipe and emerge at the other end.
Mario: Woah, the Real World sure is ugly.
Admiral Bobbery: I know, this place is all in ruins.
Dry Bones: Hey, it's them! Kill them!
About a thousand Dry Bones, Koopas, Goombas, and Hammer Bros surround the tree.
JOHNNY: This will be tough.
Mario: Let's fight!
Mario starts by jumping and hammering some. Bobbery blows up a good amount, while JOHNNY rampages through the bunch, stabbing them all, but leaves one Dry Bones.
Mario: We'll spare you if you tell us where Iggy and Lemmy are.
Dry Bones: All r-r-right, t-they are in the bui-i-i-lding-g-g over the h-h-hill.
Admiral Bobbery: Thanks, you can go.
JOHNNY: NOT!
JOHNNY kills the last Dry Bones.
Mario: Now let's finish off Lemmy and Iggy and save Koops!
The three head over the hill and see a building.
Admiral Bobbery: Let's enter.
JOHNNY: We can do this.
The three enter the building and see one long hallway leading up to a big, dark doorway.
Mario: I think Iggy and Lemmy are in there.
JOHNNY: I agree.
Admiral Bobbery: Well, we've got to do this, so Mario, open the door.
Mario opens the door and reveals Lemmy and Iggy sitting on thrones, Nick Sabin in a jail cell, and the last gator eating the last human there before it then gets killed by Lemmy.
Lemmy: Well well, look what the cat dragged in.
JOHNNY: Yeah, I know, Lemmy.
Iggy: Did you diss Lemmy? For that we must kill you.
Mario: Where's Koops?
Lemmy: Let's just say he's not with us anymore.
Admiral Bobbery: How could you guys?
Iggy: We got to, now all this...
Nick Sabin: Alabama.
Iggy: This Ala-whatever is ours now, and once we kill you guys, you're dead.
JOHNNY: Lemmy, you can't freeze us with this badge.
Lemmy: That's fine, because this freeze ray has a built in laser.
The five don't notice Koops lurking in the darkness.
Koops: Take this!
Koops knocks the freeze ray out of Lemmy's hands and onto the ground.
Mario: I'll take this.
Mario grabs it and freezes Lemmy and Iggy.
Koops: Push them down this chute to the dungeon, where they can die.
Mario does.
Admiral Bobbery: Koops, you're all right!
JOHNNY: I knew he would be.
Mario: Koops, you beat Lemmy and Iggy.
Koops: I couldn't have done it without you!
Mario: Let's head to Petalburg and tell everyone you're all right.
The three go through the pipe and back to Petalburg, where Koops is interviewed by everyone. And they all live happily ever after.
The End
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