The Amazing Race MK

By Giga Bowser NS

EPISODE 8: Destination: Sky Land
Title: Mario? Can I have your autograph?!

Phil: Previously on, The Amazing Race MK…

Yoshi: Ooh, yeah!

Phil: Seven teams left the immense Corona Mountain, and sailed to the paradise of Yoshi’s Tropical Island. At a tough detour, most teams fell behind, while others…  surged ahead. Yoshi’s Tropical Island used to be home to a Mario Party, so teams enjoyed a Party for themselves. Checking in first again was Yoshi and Pink Yoshi, with King Boo and Boo hot on their tails. Having bad luck in the Party, Peach and Daisy fell to last place, and were eliminated. Now, six teams remain. Who will be eliminated…  next?

The opening plays with a new red X over Peach & Daisy.

Phil: This is picturesque Yoshi’s Tropical Island, three islands in the middle of the sea, filled with beautiful palms and fruit as far as the eye can see. The smallest of these islands is surrounded by permanent whirlpools, dubbed “Whirl Island”. This was the seventh pitstop…  in a race around the MK. Teams checked in here for a mandatory rest period. The first clue of this eighth leg of the race was to take a personal watercraft to the Mushroom Kingdom Airport.

The camera shows stormy clouds hovering over the island.

Phil: However, due to an impending storm, teams have already been taken to the MKA, where they will depart in the order they arrived. Yoshi and Pink Yoshi, who were the first to arrive at Whirl Island at 6:30 PM, will depart at MKA…  at 6:30 AM.


Pink: Travel to Sky Land!

Phil: Teams must now travel by plane to Sky Land, a kingdom that contains territory both on the land surrounding a river…  and the actual clouds above it. When teams arrive at the Sky Land Airport, located on the ground, teams will find their next clue.

Yoshi: Ooh! Sounds cool!

Pink: This is gonna be fun! Walking on clouds!

Yoshi: Isn’t this a crazy world we live in?

Pink: Hi there! Do you have any flights to Sky Land? We’re in a big hurry.

Koop: Hmm…

***Yoshi: Well, we’ve been in first place twice now. I’ve got a really good feeling that that’s how it’s gonna stay!

Koop: Er…  You just missed the non-stop…  um…  Next flight’s at 9:00.

Pink: What about any other airlines?

Koop: Hmph…  Well…  Goomba Airlines has an 8:00 flight…

Yoshi: Okay, thanks.

Pink: C’mon! Let’s go! *ZOOOOOOOM*

Yoshi: Coming, Hon!

Koop: …  Oh wait…  There’s Sky-Lines at 7:10…  Hey! There’s…  Oh…  They’re gone…

Pink: Hiya! We need to get on your 8:00 flight!

Goom: Yeah… ? Okay…  All right! You’re on the flight!

Pink: Thank you very much!

Goom: No problem!

*Sceptical Music*

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts– 7:00AM
Boo: *riiiiiip* Okay, we’re going to Sky Land, and we need to rush.

King Boo: Yeah… We need to have good luck in picking an airline.

Boo: Yeah… The first airline we go to has to have the fastest flight, or we’re gonna lose ground.

Pianta: Come on, son! Hurry! Our flight’s at 7:10!

Pinta: Yaaay! We’re going to Sky Land! We’re going to Sky Land!

Pianta: It’s a good thing Sky-Lines has such an early flight.

King Boo and Boo just look at each other.

Both: SCORE!!!

They immediately teleport to the ticket booth.


Lak: What? You’ll never make it, unless you’re magic!

Both: WE’RE BOOS!!!

Lak: Oh yeah… Okay, here you go. Now hurry!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: *yawn* We did good, Pink!

Pink: Yeah! You ready for number one again?

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
They teleport to the baggage check.


Guard: Okay, okay.

The bags slowly inch along the conveyor belt.

Both: …

They’re halfway to the X-ray machine.

King Boo: Oog! Here!

He shoves the bags inside the machine

Guard: Hey! You can’t do that! That’s against the rules under case 4, book 12, chapter 55, page 209, paragraph 893, line 5, word 33 in the airport rules book written by the original 50 members of the airport staff, which includes Goomfrey McArthur, Koopta Hark, Bom... Hey! Stay here!

Both: … Ugh…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Announcer: Now boarding, Flight 5KJ, Sky-Lines flight to Sky Land.

Pink: Huh?

Yoshi: Aw! We didn’t know about that!

Pink: It’s okay. We can’t make it, and I doubt anyone else can…

Guard: … Toadster Raphael and Hornfreed Koopa…

King Boo: … Are you done?

Guard: Er… Yes…

Both: GOOD!!!

They both teleport away.

Stewardess: Okay, close the gate. Time to takeoff.

They appear

King Boo: ACK! We’re here!!!

Stewardess: Woah… Okay… You made it…

Boo: YESSS!!!

First Flight – King Boo & Boo

Yoshi: Meh… Oh well…

Pink: Where do you think King Boo and Boo are?

Yoshi: Lifting dead branches with ease?

Pink: Hahaha!

Toad/Toadette -- Married – 7:30
Toad: *riiiiiiiiiip* Okay! We’re on our way to Sky Land!

Toadette: Cool!

***Toadette: We’d better win this race! We used our Fast Forward, after all!

***Toad: Heh heh heh…

Toad: Hi there!

Toadette: We’re trying to get to Sky Land as fast as possible.

Goom: Okay… You want our 8:00 flight!

Toadette: Sounds good!

Toad: We’ll take it!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Hey Toads!

Yoshi: Whazzup?

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: …

Toad: Howzit going?

Yoshi: You on the 8:00 flight too?

Toad: Yep!

Toadette: Say, where’s the Boos?

Yoshi: Being Booed at the ticket booth?

Toad: You stole my joke!

All: Hahahahaha!

Second Flight – Yoshi & Pink Yoshi, Toad & Toadette


Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes – 8:00
Mario: Cool! We’re going to Sky Land!

Luigi: Back there? Okee dokee…

***Mario: I dare them to come up with a race locale that I haven’t been to.

***Luigi: You should really shut up, you know? People already know how much of a celebrity you are!

***Mario: Eh… You’re just jealous.

***Luigi: Sure… Marty-o.

***Mario: Excuse me?

***Luigi: Oh, nothing… Murphy.

***Mario: Why you little!

Mario: Haaiiiii!

Luigi: …

Mario: We are trying to get to Sky Land…

Kuree: Hmm… Well, the next flight leaves at… 9:30.

Luigi: Oh, wow…

Mario: Yeah… Everyone’s gonna catch up…

Luigi: Well we’ll have to hustle!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Sky Land! Ooh! I’ve heard of that place!

Diddy: Is it cool?

DK: Yeah! It’s situated on clouds!

Diddy: Ooooh!

DK: Oh, hey guys!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Off to Sky Land, eh?

Luigi: Ugghhh… I just wanna go to Water Land and relax…

Others: …

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son – 9:00
Bowser: Ha! Sky Land!

Jr: Who ruled that one? Wendy?

Bowser: No, actually, it was Roy.

Jr: ??? Roy ruled a cloudy, puffy paradise?

Bowser: Yeah…


Third Flight – Mario & Luigi, DK & Diddy, Bowser & Bowser Jr.

Phil: All teams are now on their way to the land portion of Sky Land. The first flight carries King Boo & Boo. The second flight carries Yoshi & Pink Yoshi, and Toad & Toadette.

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Ooh! Look outside!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: What is that?

Yoshi: That’s Cool Cool Mountain!

Pink: Oooh!

Pilot: Attention passengers! There is going to be a delay. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Aww!

Phil: The third flight carries Mario & Luigi, DK & Diddy, and Bowser & Bowser Jr. When teams land, they will need to search outside the airport for their next clue.

10:40 AM – First Flight

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: So, this is Sky Land?

King Boo: This is the land they own, look above you.

Boo: Oooh! That’s cool

King Boo: Here’s the clue! *riiiiiiip* Detour!

Phil: A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. This Detour is a choice between two paths teams can take to get to the famous Spiral Tower. The choice: Jump Up, or Smack Down. In Jump Up, Teams must follow this path to the north until they come to this place, Kuribo Fields. They first must obtain a Kuribo’s Shoe from one of these Goombas. Then they must traverse this obstacle course of pipes, spikes, and enemies while wearing his shoe. It is hard to control, but strength is not required. In Smack Down, teams must travel south to this nearby fortress and make their way through the traps until they find Boom Boom, who used to hold the fort in times of Bowser’s siege. Once teams have defeated Boom Boom, they will receive their next clue.

King Boo: Hmm… What a choice…

Boo: Let’s do the shoes! That sounds fun!!!

King Boo: No, I think…


King Boo: …

Boo: Wheeeee!

King Boo: Let’s do the fortress, because we’re Boos, and it will be faster!


Boo: Is this the right way?

King Boo: YES, you fool! Look! See the giant fortress looming over us?

Boo: … That’s not fun!

King Boo: C’mon, we’re here. Let’s go in…


Boo: This isn’t very fun at all…

King Boo: What kind of a Boo are you anyway?

Boo: One who doesn’t want to do this task.

King Boo: C’mon, let’s go…


Boo: ACK!

King Boo: Woah, that almost hit us.

Boo: Let’s be more careful…

King Boo: Obviously!

Boo: Invisible!!!

King Boo: Huh?

They both turn invisible


Both: *gasp*


The Boos move away, then become visible.

Thwomp: AAWWWWW…

Bootr: BOOOOO!!!

Boo: Oh, hi Bootr.

Bootr: Oh! King Boo! Your Majesty! I didn’t notice it was you!

King Boo: May we pass, worm?

Bootr: Oh, yes! Of course! Boom Boom is waiting in the next room.

King Boo: Thank you.

They both fly off.

Both: SCORE!!!

Boo: This is the door to Boom Boom!

King Boo: Okay… Get ready to fight him.

They both open the door.



They open their eyes.


Boom Boom: ???

Boo: It looks like an orangatang with spikes!

King Boo: Haha! Okay! We have to beat this thing!



Boo immediately teleports behind him and punches him in the head.

Boom Boom: ARGH!!!

King Boo: Good shot! I’m goin’ in!

Boo: No, watch out!!!

Boom Boom has covered himself with spikes.

King Boo: Waah! *prick* OWWWWW! OUCH OUCH!!!

Boo: What are you complaining about? You’re a Boo!

King Boo: … Just fight him!!!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Argh! How long is this delay anyway?

Toadette: I don’t know, Hon…

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Stand still!!!

Boom Boom: Ha! Ha! Ha!

Boom Boom is jumping all around the room.

King Boo: Boo! Manoeuvre 82h33!

Boo: Gotcha!

They both turn invisible.

Boom Boom: Huh?

King Boo: (appearing) BOOO!!!

Boom Boom: Waaah!

He jumps away from King Boo. Boo appears behind him.

Boo: Sucker!

He punches Boom Boom for the final time. He falls to the ground defeated.

Boom Boom: Ugh… Okay… Here’s your next clue.


King Boo: Yes… *riiiiiiiip* “Travel to the Famous Spiral Tower.”

Majestic music plays as the camera shows the Spiral Tower.

Phil: This, is the world famous Spiral Tower. It connects the land part of Sky Land with the cloudy part. Built over 500 years ago, it still stands, leading straight up into the clouds. Teams must now make their way to the tower, and climb all the way up. Once they have exited onto the clouds, teams will find their next clue.

Boo: That it?

King Boo: Nope! “Caution… Yield Ahead!”

Phil: This is the second of only three Yields on the entire race.

The camera shows the Yield is about halfway up the tower.

Phil: This is where a team can force another team to yield, that is, stop racing for a predetermined amount of time. Any team that’s been forced to yield must turn over this hour glass, and wait for the sand to run out, before continuing.

King Boo: C’mon! Let’s go!

Boo: Wow! It certainly is impressive!

King Boo: It’s really tall!

Boo: C’mon! We have to climb that thing, so let’s get started!

Boo: Woah! Those flying, flashing disk things are everywhere…

King Boo: Just stay focused and you won’t get hit!

Boo: Woah! Almost hit me…

King Boo: Boo! Duck!

Boo: Wha…? Woah!!!

King Boo: Boo! They travel in circles, you have to keep moving!

Boo: Don’t be so bossy…

King Boo: …

Boo: Ah! Why are there so many Thwomps?

Boo: Ah! Why are there so many flying, flashing disks?

Boo: Ah! Why are there so many bricks?


Boo: Meep… Oh! Look! There’s the Yield!

They are standing on the outside portion, on the roofs.

Boo: Well?

King Boo: We choose not to yield!

Boo: Okee dok!

12:00 Noon – Second Flight (Delayed)
Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: C’mon! C’mon! We’ve got a lot of ground to make up!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Hurry up, Toad!!!

***Toad: I thought I’d be the one using that line over and over again! Instead, I’m trying to keep up with her!

Toadette: Toad! Hurry up!


Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Detour!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Jump Up or Smack Down?

Toadette: Hmmm…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: I wanna do the shoes! It sounds awesome!

Yoshi: Okay.

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: I think we’re gonna do the shoes.

Toad: Sounds good!

Yoshi: Okay, now what are we supposed to do…?

Pink: We have to find two Kuribo’s Shoes…

Yoshi: Hm… Aren’t they those big, green shoes the Goombas wear?

Pink: Yeah… that’s them!

Yoshi: Oh! They’re up there!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: I see them! The Goombas are bouncing around in them!


Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: So how do we get the boots from the Goombas?

Pink: Look! There’s Toadette!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Come here, you little wieners!

She jumps on one!

Toadette: Hey! It’s gone! And so’s the shoe!

Toad: Toadette! Come back down! I’ve read about this!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Oh, Pink, listen. Toad knows how to do this…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: You have to hit them from underneath, or they take the boot with them!

Toadette: … Ok…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: C’mon! Let’s go!

Everyone begins madly hitting the blocks, trying to get some shoes.

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Ugh!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Hey, watch it!

Toadette: Did I get one?

Yoshi: Stand still!

Pink: This is annoying!

Toadette: I got one!

Yoshi: Me too!

Pink: Why do these things keep bouncing?

Toad: My hand hurts…

Toadette: Just keep doing it!

Pink and Toad: STAND STILLLLL!!!

Goombas: Meep…

Toadette and Yoshi: GO!

They jump.

Pink and Toad: Got one!!!

Toadette and Yoshi: Good!

Everyone: … Woah, that was weird… That was too… Mushroom Flambé! Ooh, you’re good… Dang…

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King Boo: Ah! We’re at the top… Now what?

Boo: We’re not in the clouds yet!

Both: Hmmm…

King Boo: Well, we’d better hurry up, the second flight should be here by now…

Boo: Hey, look! ? Blocks!

King Boo: Yeah, big whoop…

Boo: I’ll go investigate them…

King Boo: Ugh…

Boo: Hey! Look! A vine!

King Boo: Yeah, yeah, yeah… Say what?

Boo: It’s a vine that leads up into the clouds!

King Boo: Oh! So that’s how we get up!

Boo: Let’s go!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating

Yoshi: Yikes! I almost hit that pipe!

Pink: These things are nuts! They have a mind of their own!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Ack! I can’t control it!

Toad: Me neither! I’m bouncin’ all over the place!

All: WOAAH!!!
King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Wow! These clouds are cool!

King Boo: It’s so neat how there’s a kingdom on these clouds!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Watch it, Pink!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Oh! There’s the clue over there!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Aaaahhhh!!! This thing’s outta control!

12:30 – Third Flight

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Roadblock!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: I’m falling out! Waaaahhhh!!!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Who’s ready for the great search?

King Boo: Hmm…

Phil: A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform, and no person may do more that six Roadblocks on the entire race. This Roadblock is a call-back to the many secret areas Mario found while exploring this kingdom. The chosen team member must search the entire cloud part of Sky Land… looking for a Tanooki Suit.

The camera shows a pipe that’s blocked with bricks.

Phil: Once they find this special power-up, they must make their way to the castle, transform into a statue, and anchor down an airship, to receive their next clue.

King Boo: Do you want to do it?

Boo: Sure. I’ll be good at finding it… Okay, all I have to do is search the entire kingdom looking for one small power-up… 0.0 …

King Boo: Well… Get started!!!

Boo: Mother…

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Okay! We’ve arrived in Sky Land!

Luigi: I liked this place! It was cool!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Where’s the clue?!

Jr: Right here!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: C’mon! Hurry up!

*riip* *riiiiip* *Riiiiiiiiip*

Mario: Detour!

DK: Detour!

Jr: Detour…

Luigi: Jump Up or Smack Down?

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Well, that’s an easy decision! Let’s just go attack the fortress I built!

Jr: Good thinking!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Hmmm… Let’s go jumping around in those shoes!

Diddy: You think so?

DK: Yeah…

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Oh! I remember those shoes! Those were fun!

Mario: Yeah! Let’s do that!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Come on, girl, you’re okay!

Pink: Ouch… I fell quite a bit…

Yoshi: It’s okay, you can continue!

Pink: Ugh… This is hard!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Boing! Boing! Boing!

Toadette: Woah! Well, I’m glad you’re having a good time…

Toad: Boing! Boing! Boi- Ack!

Toadette: Boiack? What?

Toad: Help! I’m stuck!

Toadette: Stuck?!

Toad: Yeah, it’s stuck in this little crevice!

Toadette: Oh no!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: This is the place, right?

Mario: Yeah… I see the little Goombas up there on those bricks!

Luigi: Care to do the honors?

Mario: With pleasure! Yah!

2 Goombas: Waaahhhh!!! He hurt us!

Luigi: Noo… really?

Both: Hahahahaha!

Mario: C’mon! Let’s catch up!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Oh! I see how he gets the shoes, he has to hit the blocks from underneath!

Diddy: Well, what are we waiting for?

DK: The apocalypse, now come on!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Hmm… Maybe it’s over by these platforms!

Parabuzzy: Yaaaahhh!

Boo: Woah! *ducks* There’s Parabuzzies everywhere! Aww…

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ah… My old fortress… Feels good to be back home.

Jr: Yeah, except now everything’s attacking us.

Bowser: Eh, quit your whining... *punches a Thwomp* It’s no big problem…

Jr: I wanted to bounce around in those shoes!

Bowser: Eh… How much fun could they be?

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Whoooooo hoooooooo!!! Yeah!!!

Luigi: This is awesome!!! Why don’t we do this more often?

Mario: Cuz they’re only around here!

Luigi: Awww…

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Jr: Yeah… you’re right. It’s probably boring.

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Good thing we didn’t take the boring fortress, eh?

Mario: Yeah!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Yikes! These things are everywhere! MOVE IT!!! Ugh! They keep hitting me!

King Boo: I wonder what that fool’s up to…

Boo: I wonder what everyone else is up to…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: I wonder what Mario’s up to…

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: I wonder what Bowser’s up to…

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: I wonder what DK’s up to…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: I wonder what God’s up to…

God -- Lord of the World
God: I wonder what Toad’s up to…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
***Toad: Man, getting caught really caused us problems.

Toadette: Man, you won’t budge!

Toad: Ugh! How did this happen?

Toadette: Good question…

***Toad: First of all, Yoshi and Pink caught up to us.

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: What’s up, guys?

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Umm, duh! We’re stuck!

Pink: Man, that’s too bad…

Toad: Can you help us?

Yoshi: Not likely!

***Toad: Then…

???: Coming through!

***Toad: Out of nowhere, Mario and Luigi passed both of us!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
They go flying past.

Mario: See you guys later!

Luigi: Waah! We’re going so fast!

Mario: Calm down, Luigi!


Mario: Luigi, we’re almost done…

Luigi: I’ll never make it…

Mario: In fact, we are done…

Luigi: … Oh…

Mario: *riiiip* We have to go to Spiral Tower!

Luigi: Ooh!

Mario: “Caution: Yield Ahead!”

Luigi: Ooh no!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: Just stick your feet in!

DK: It isn’t working!

***DK: Ugh… We had a bad time…

Diddy: Squeeze in!

DK: I CAN’T!!!

***DK: I didn’t fit into the shoe thing!

Diddy: Come on, we’re wasting time! Let’s just go to the other task!

DK: Ok…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: C’mon, let’s go! We’re almost to the finish!

Boing, boing, boing, boing…

Yoshi: Hurry up! We’re almost done!

Pink: But Yoshi…

Yoshi: No time to stop, we’re almost done!

Pink: Yoshi!

Yoshi: We’ve almost finished!

Pink: YOSHI! WE ARE finished!

Yoshi: We have to… Huh?  … Oh…

Pink: *rrrip* We’re going to the Spiral Tower… where there’s a Yield.

Yoshi: Ah! Let’s beat feet!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Rawr! *breathes fire* Take that, worm!

Jr: This place is disgusting!

Bowser: Hey, it’s Boom Boom!

Jr: Oh, we’re here!

Boom Boom: You’ll never defeat me! Your Highness…

Bowser walks over and taps Boom Boom on the forehead.

Boom Boom: AHHH! Oh GOD! AH you’ve... ahem… ”defeated” me!

Bowser: Yes!!! *Riiip* Hmmm… Ok, we have a Yield at the Spiral Tower! Let’s go!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Heave!

Toadette: Ho!

Toad: Heave!

Toadette: Ho! YEAH! You’re out!

Toad: That wasn’t very good!

Toadette: No kidding. C’mon, let’s hurry up!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Okay, I’ve searched about half this place now... Where is this thing?!

King Boo: Man, he’d better hurry up, or the others will catch up…

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: This is a cinch because we’ve been here, both of us!

Mario: Yeah, I know all the traps!

Luigi: Look! It’s the Yield!

Mario: Yeah, yeah, we choose not to yield.

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends

Diddy: We shoulda chosen this first

DK: Yeah…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Okay, what’s the clue say?

Toadette: *Riiiiiiiiiip* Looks like there’s a Yield in the Spiral Tower

Toad: Oooohhh! The Spiral Tower! Let’s go!

Toadette: Let’s hurry, you mean!

Toad: Yeah.

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Watch out for those disk things, Pink!

Pink: Woah! They’re everywhere!

Yoshi: This place is crazy! Let’s hurry up and get outta here!

Pink: Wait! It’s the Yield!

Yoshi: Oh, we choose not to yield!

Pink: K, let’s go!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Remember what to do here?

Luigi: Hmmm… Oh yeah! It’s that vine over there! We have to climb it!

Mario: Right you are, let’s go!

They climb up…

Mario: You comin’, Luigi?

Luigi: Right behind you, Mario!

Mario: I got the clue!

Luigi: Wait for me!

Mario: Roadblock!

Luigi: Wait!

Mario: Who’s ready for the Great Search?

Luigi: WAIT!!!

Mario: ??? Huh?

Luigi scrambles up and walks over to Mario.

Luigi: (calmly) I’ll do it.

Mario: … Ok…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: BAM! You’re dead! I win!

Diddy: Nice fighting, DK!

DK: I’m awesome, ain’t I? *riiiiiiiip* Make your way to Spiral Tower.

Diddy: Cool.

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Move it, minions!

All: Yes, Your Hhighness!

Bowser: We’re just cruisin’ through this leg!

Jr: Yeah! Hey, look! There’s the Yield!

Bowser: Hm… We choose to yield… What?

Jr: What is it?

Bowser: Argh! Mario and Luigi’s picture is gone! They’ve already passed the Yield!

Jr: Aww…

***Bowser: We really wanted to yield Mario and Luigi. I hate them soo much! They need to be taken down!

Bowser: This stinks! I guess we choose not to yield…

***Jr: They were too good. So we couldn’t yield them…

Bowser: Dang…

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: YAAH! Mario and Luigi are here! Gotta hurry!

He sees something…

Boo: Hey… Why is this pipe covered with bricks…? Hmm… Very suspicious…

He walks over to a Koopa.

Boo: Take that!

Koopa: Ouch! Hey, my shell!

Boo: Now let’s see…

He throws the shell at the bricks, and they crumble.

Boo: Down we go… Woah… It’s like a secret room… Interesting…

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: So that’s where it is… You got that?

Luigi: Ummm… Yeah… I think you need to repeat the 57th direction…

Mario: Ugh…

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Oh! It’s in this ? Block! Yes!

He comes back out.

Boo: Your Majesty! Your Majesty! I found it!


Boo: Oops…

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Ohhh… Right over there… Why didn’t you say so?

Mario: Ugh…

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King Boo: Well, come on! Put it on!

In a puff of smoke, Boo is wearing the Tanooki Suit.

King Boo: …

Boo: …

King Boo: … HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You look hilarious!

Boo: Come on! Let’s go!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: We choose not to yield!

Toadette: Well, I choose not to get killed by these disk things! Yah!!!

Toad: C’mon, we’re almost there!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Ah! We’re here!

Pink: That climb was quite treacherous…

Yoshi: Yeah… *riiiiiiip* It’s a Roadblock! Hmmm… I think I’ll take this one!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King: Hurry! Stop the airship! It’s just around there!

King Boo: Go Boo! Go!

Boo: I’m goin’! Ah! I see it! Woah! It’s really big!!!

King Boo: Well, hurry up and anchor it!

Boo: How?

King Boo: You have to focus your energy, it will turn you to stone!

Boo: Ah! Thanks! Nnnnnnnn… *POOF*

King Boo: Okay, you’re stone, now grab that chain!

Boo grabs it, and pulls with all his might. The airship stops in its tracks.

King: Excellent! You’ve saved Sky Land! Here’s a clue!

Boo: *POOF* Yeah, yeah… *riiip* “Search the castle for the next pitstop.”

Phil: Teams must now enter the castle and search the many halls and rooms until they find this place. This is the pitstop for this leg of the race. The last team to check in here… may be eliminated…

King Boo: Come on! We’re number one! We’re gonna be first!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Oh! I found it!

He throws a shell at the bricks.

Luigi: Down the pipe! Hmm… Ah! Here it is!!

He comes back out.

Luigi: Got it!

Mario: Then let’s go! The castle’s over here!

Luigi: Right behind you!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Whoo… What a climb…

Jr: I still can’t believe you climbed that vine…

Bowser: Whelp… I did… *riiiiiiip* It’s a Roadblock…

Jr: I’ll…

Bowser: You mean I’ll do it! I HID that thing, after all!

Jr: Oh… Okay…

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
King: Please! Stop the airship! It’s over there… Mario? Can I have your autograph?!

Mario: Argh! Just go, Luigi!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King Boo: What’s in that room over there?

Boo: Oh… Hm… It’s here! I found it!

King Boo: Good!

Paratroopa: Welcome to Sky Land, my friends!

Boo: Great to be here! In…

Phil: King Boo and Boo… Yep! You’re team number 1!!!

King Boo: Yess! We finally got first!!!

Boo: I kept saying it would happen!

Phil: Now, I have good news. As the winners of this leg, you’ve won a free 300-inch TV.

Boo: Woah!

King Boo: Now, that’s cool!

Phil: Is this the first of many firsts?

Boo: Of course!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Roadblock! We have to search for something…

Toadette: Me! Me! I’m good at searching!

Toad: Okee dokee!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Pull, Luigi! Pull!

King: Ohh… Yes! You’ve done it! You’ve saved Sky Land!!! Here’s a clue.

Mario: Uh huh… *riiiiiiip* Search the castle for the next pitstop.

Luigi: *POOF* Then let’s go!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: You’re awesome at fighting these things!

DK: Yeah, I’m pretty good!

Diddy: Here’s the Yield… Yep… We’re in last…

DK: We choose not to yield…

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ah! Here it is!

He crushes the bricks

Bowser: HAA!!! Ugh… I barely fit into this pipe… Ugh… Okay… Here’s the Suit. Now to get out of here… Oh boy…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Keep looking, Hon! It could be anywhere!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Oh! In here! LUIGI, IT’S IN HERE!

Luigi: WHAT?!

Mario: ARGH!!!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Oh! Maybe it’s in this pipe!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Phil: Mario and Luigi… you’re team number 2!

Luigi: All right! We’re back in it!

Phil: Yes you are. You kind of cut it close there, eh?

Mario: Yeah. But we’re back in the high numbers!


Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: *POOF* Grrr…

Jr: *snicker* Come on, Da- AhahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAaa ohh… Hahahaha!

The airship stops moving



Bowser: Ugh… Will someone get this Suit off of me?!

King: Hooray! You’ve saved Sky Land… from yourself…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette throws the shell at the bricks.

Toadette: Ah! It must be down here!

She climbs down.

Toadette: Oh… It’s not dark and dank… Aha! I see it!!!

She climbs up.

Toadette: All right, now to go to the castle!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Phil: Bowser and Jr…?

Bowser: Uh huh…?

Phil: You… are team number 3!

Bowser: Good! That is good…

Jr: Sure…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Come on, Toad, I got it!

Toad: Awesome!

King: Please save us!

Toadette: *Poof*

Toad: You can do it, hon!

King: Yes! You’ve done it!

Toadette: *Poof* Hooray!

King: Here’s a clue…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: *riiiiiiiiiiip* Roadblock!

Diddy: What is it…?

DK: It’s searching for sumpthin…

Diddy: I’ll do it…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Ah… Come on, Yoshi! Hurry!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Phil: Toad and Toadette… you’re team number 4!

Toad: Okay!

Toadette: It’s good…

Toad: It’s all good…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: There’s nothing over here… Ack! ... Except an annoying Lakitu…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: Hmm… Is it over here? Yah!!! Fire Chomp!!!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Maybe I have to climb these Parabuzzies to get to it… Wooaah… Aahh… This is… ahhh… hard…

Pink: C’mon, Hon…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Woah… My eardrums will never be the same…

Yoshi: Ugh… There’s nothing up there! Oog! This is going to take forever…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: I swear, I’ve looked in every little nook and cranny!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: ARGH! Where is this thing...? OW!

Koopa: Hee hee heeee…

Yoshi: You little… Take THIS!

He jumps on the laughing Koopa.

Koopa: OWWWWW! That hurts!

Yoshi: Yeah? Well so does stepping on my tail, you little twerp!

He throws the shell over his shoulder. It hits some bricks, then falls down the pipe underneath.

Koopa: Awww! My shell!

He runs down after it.

Yoshi: Yeah, you’d better run, you… Hey! When did that pipe get there? Hmmm… Wonder if it’s down there…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: Where in the world am I? This is so confusing…

DK: Ugh… We’re gonna be out here all night, both of us…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Yeah...

Yoshi: PIIINNKK!!!

Pink: Huh, wha?



DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: No… Aw… Diddy, go to where they were!

Diddy: Ack! I’ve gotta run!

King: Please! Hurry! Save our kingdom!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Heh heh… Go save the world, teddy bear!

Yoshi: Say what?

Pink: Never mind, just go…

***Pink: Hahaha! He looked like a teddy bear!

***Yoshi: I was a Tanuki!

***Pink: Yeah, but you still looked like a teddy bear!

Yoshi: Grrrrr…  *POOF*

Pink: Go Yoshi!!!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: Oh! I found it! I FOUND IT!

DK: Hurry! We gotta go!

King: Yes! Thanks for saving us! Here’s a clue!


Both: Search the castle for the next pitstop! GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!

DK: Hurry, the castle’s over here!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Where is it?

Pink: I don’t know! This place is confusing! Ugh…

Yoshi: Is it in here?

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: Grrrrr…

DK: There! It’s stopped!

King: Thanks! Here’s a clue!


DK: Search the castle for the next pitstop. LET’S GOOO!!!

Diddy: *POOF* Hurry!!!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
DK/Diddy -- Best Friends

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: We’ve looked in there!

Yoshi: No we haven’t! ... Aha! I’m sure we haven’t! I found it!!!

Pink: Ack! Goo!!!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Where are you?

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Both are panting.

Phil: … Yoshi and Pink…

Pink: Oh, come on…

Phil: You’re… team number 5!

Both exhale deeply.

Yoshi: Yessssss!!!

Pink: Oh, we made it!

Phil: Congratulations, you are still in the Amazing Race…

Yoshi: You know, it’s all about never giving up. You can’t quit in this game!

Pink: Yeah!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Oh, dang it, it’s over here…

Diddy: We’re idiots.

DK: Yep.

Phil: …

DK: Hi, Phil…

Phil: DK and Diddy…?

Diddy: Uh huh?

Phil: You are the last team to arrive.

DK: Ok…

Phil: I’m sorry to tell you you’ve both been eliminated from the race…

DK: Yep…

Diddy: We had a good run!

DK: Yep…

***DK: Yeah, I’m real sad that we lost, but hey… whatever. What can I do?

***Diddy: I think we’re gonna remain friends for the rest of our lives.

***DK: Yeah… The Amazing Race has improved our friendship… That’s the way it will be…

***Diddy: Best friends for life!!!

The credits roll…

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