Lemmy: Previously on Survivor IV…
Tensions were running high between the bosses and Cackletta.
Fawful: Ignore Cackloser, she’s just…
Doopliss: A loser.
New alliances were formed between Kamek, King Boo, and Fawful.
Kamek: I want all three of us to go all the way.
The Bosses won their first immunity challenge, and Surfers experienced their first Mass Massacre. But in the end, Dolphin was the first to leave.
Lemmy: The first member voted off your mass is Dolphin.
But the Surfers don’t head back to their camps…
>>Sea Surfers - After Mass Massacre<<
Lemmy: So Surfers, you picked a good night to lose.
Everyone: What?
Cheep Cheep: Isn’t it a bad thing we lost?
Lemmy: Normally, but on this occasion, the losing mass gets a reward after the Mass Massacre. Tomorrow morning, a boat will bring all of you to Immunity Island.
Flavio: Is it a treasure island?
Lemmy: Oh yes.
JOHNNY: What kind of treasure?!
Lemmy: Immunity idols. You see, hidden on the island are two immunity idols that can be used during Mass Massacres, and all of you will have the day to search for them.
Cortez: Sweet!
Rip Van Fish: This rules!
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, tomorrow is going to be a sick day, dude!
Admiral Bobbery: Yes it will.
Lemmy: Well you may now go back to your camp.
>>Day 10<<
>>Sea Surfers<<
The Sea Surfers are on the boat approaching Immunity Island.
Cheep Cheep: Do you think anyone will find them?
Cortez: I’m not sure, depends on how well hidden they are and how big the island is.
JOHNNY: Looks pretty big.
Lord Crump: Yo, I bet that’s why we have all day to search, dogs.
Flavio: I’m an expert treasure hunter; I’ll have a huge advantage.
Admiral Bobbery: But I have a sailor’s instinct on where to find treasure.
Rip Van Fish: Hey, we’re here!
The Surfers get off the boat.
Lemmy: Morning Surfers, ready to find some immunity idols?
Everyone: Yes!
Lemmy: Here it goes, there are clues hidden on the island. Each clue will either lead to another one, or throw you off-track. Good luck!
Rip Van Fish: Hey, I’m a little tired, so I’m going to stay here and sleep.
Cheep Cheep: But you are just passing on the chance to get immunity.
Rip Van Fish: I know.
Admiral Bobbery, Sailor: Rip Van Fish seems so secure about his position in the game, so secure that he doesn’t even want free immunity. I think next Mass Massacre we should all target Rip Van Fish and make him pay for sleeping away the day.
Everyone splits up.
Cheep Cheep: Let’s see, I’m pretty sure the clues would be in obvious spots.
Cheep Cheep goes near the boat.
Cheep Cheep: Ha, I was right! Let’s see: Here you are right at the start, cross the hills to the opposite port. This must mean I have to go to the other side.
Admiral Bobbery: Hmm, where could a clue be… Aha!
Admiral Bobbery crouches down to read the clue on the stump.
Admiral Bobbery: Very close you are, but very far you are. R seems to be the best letter, now find it… What a strange clue, I think I am looking for a marking with the letter R.
JOHNNY: I bet there’s a clue under the water.
JOHNNY goes underwater.
JOHNNY: Hmm, I don’t see anything. Odd.
JOHNNY comes up, but misses the clue on a piece of coral.
Flavio: I am the best one here, so I should get an idol. But first I need to find a clue!
Flavio crawls up a ledge and finds a clue.
Flavio: Under the sea lies many treasures, but under there is a part of the puzzle; watch out for the coral.
Flavio: This means a clue is underwater… but this could be bad, because I can’t swim. I guess I’ll find a new clue on land.
Lord Crump: Yo, it’s already noon and still nothing. Wait, what’s that, dog?
Lord Crump stinks his face in the water.
Lord Crump: West is warm, east is cold, north is unnecessary, and south is the wrong way; go your way, its right under what you arrived on… Wait, I’m elaborating it, dog. This clue means… head west down the shore and look under a boat.
Lord Crump sprints down the shore until he reaches the other port.
Lord Crump: Yo, I think it’s on this ship!
Lord Crump searches the ship, but finds nothing.
Lord Crump: Hmm, maybe it’s under the ship, the clue never said where on the ship, dog.
Lord Crump heads underwater and spies an unusual, shiny figure attached to the boat. Crump rips it off and goes back up to the surface.
Lord Crump: No way dog, I got one! I got an idol, man!
Lord Crump, X-Naut Leader: I got the idol, I got the idol! Yo man, this is great, this is like a free night of power, dude! If everyone is voting for me, then I play this, it will cancel out the votes, and my one vote could be enough to send someone home, dog!
Cortez is slicing down trees randomly.
Cortez: Woah, this tree is already cut down, and there’s writing on it… Very close you are, but very far you are. R seems to be the best letter, now find it… I must be looking for a rock or tree with an R on it.
Cheep Cheep: That was the longest walk ever! I’d better get it.
Cheep Cheep goes under the boat, only to discover an indent.
Cheep Cheep: What?! This could mean someone got it before I did! All that work for nothing!
Admiral Bobbery: This is pointless, I’ve walked around this stupid island twice and I’ve still found nothing with an R. I give up! I’d better start heading back to the ship!
JOHNNY: Are there even immunity idols on this island? I bet not, because this whole day I’ve found nothing! Hopefully no one else found anything.
Flavio: This is the hardest treasure hunt ever! How could I, the best one here, find nothing?! I bet this was fixed, but if I could find nothing then no one else even came close.
Lord Crump: It’s getting dark out, time to head back to-
Lord Crump trips over a rock with an R painted on it, revealing an unusual object.
Lord Crump: … No way, any way! This is way too sick, dog!
Lord Crump, X-Naut Leader: Unbelievable, dog! I got both the idols! Yo, this keeps on getting better and better, man! First Dolphin leaves, and now this, dude! I’m a shoe-in to go all the way, dog! I wasn’t even trying for the second one, and I still got it, dog!
Cortez: Hey, that’s a rock with an R.
Cortez looks under it.
Cortez: Arg! Somebody got here before I did!
Back on shore…
Lemmy: Welcome back, Surfers. So Rip Van Fish, why did you choose to pass on immunity?
Rip Van Fish: I feel secure about my place in the game, and I was tired.
Lemmy: Cheep Cheep, have you come to any conclusions about who has the idols?
Cheep Cheep: Well I know someone has one idol, and my guess is Flavio, because other than me, only he would think to look under that boat.
Flavio: What?!
Lemmy: Cortez, what’s your reaction to all this?
Cortez: Well now I know that both idols are out there, because the one under the rock with the R is gone, so I think either Flavio or Cheep Cheep has one.
Flavio: This is impossible; I couldn’t even find a clue.
JOHNNY: I doubt that.
Lemmy: Well it’s getting dark out, you guys better get on the boat and head back to camp.
Lord Crump, X-Naut Leader: This is too good. Now that everyone thinks Flavio has the idol, the last person they would think to have it would be me, because I’m the dumbest of all of us, dude. Really the only ally I have here is JOHNNY, dog, so I think I’ll tell him tomorrow, dog.
>>Day 11<<
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Cackletta: Hey, what gives? We got no dialogue yesterday!
Fawful: Well you don’t even deserve it, Cackloser!
Kamek: It just gets funnier and funnier by the day!
Francis: I conquer!
King Boo: Hey, for the good of our tribe, I think we should all become friends again.
Doopliss: We are, we just need to get Cackloser to cooperate.
Cackletta: What did I ever do that made you guys hate me?!
Fawful: You bossed me around. If I never saved you back at Woohoo Wooniversity you wouldn’t be here!
Kamek: He’s got a point.
Cackletta: Shut up, you weren’t even around at that time!
Doopliss: How do you know, Cackloser?
Cackletta: Because when I possessed Bowser and took over the castle I saw nothing of you.
Kamek: I wonder where I was…
Francis: Wait, if Mario defeated Bowletta in combat then how are you still alive and here in our presence?
Fawful: Mario and Luigi simply defeated the ghost of Cackletta, and I found Cackletta’s Ghost and revived it into normal form.
King Boo: So, the only reason why you two are at each other’s throats is because of a simple non-apology from Cackletta?
Fawful: … I guess.
Kamek: Then say you’re sorry so we can work together again and dominate this game!
Francis: Conquered!
Doopliss: Yeah, so we can own those fish!
Cackletta: Fine, Fawful, I’m sorry I never thanked you for saving me, now can we forget about this and be friends again?
Fawful: Apology accepted, I’ll stop calling you Cackloser.
Cackletta: I’m so glad I finally paid my dues, now the Ukiki is off my back.
King Boo, Boo King: This is great! If Cackletta alone was enough to win us a challenge, then imagine how good we’ll be now that we’re all friends!
Kamek: Hey, it’s a new annoying person.
Waluigi: Ah, where?!
Francis: I believe you are supposed to give us a rhyme about tonight’s challenge.
Waluigi: I’m scared of rhymes! Take this bottle- Wait, I forgot, I’m scared of bottles! Ahhhh!
Waluigi runs away.
Fawful: Hey, there’s a note in the bottle!
Cackletta: It says: 2 for speed is all you need, 2 for brains will stop the rain, and 2 for strength to go the length, and all six to fix yourselves with the reward.
Doopliss, Body Thief: We got Francis and Kamek for brains, but then it gets tricky. We really don’t have any speedsters, and all of us are about the same strength, so we may have a disadvantage right here, but I know we got the Surfers beat with the brains part.
Kamek: Come on, we can do this!
Francis: Let’s destroy them!
>>Sea Surfers<<
Lord Crump: Yo, Johnny, can I tell you something, dog?
JOHNNY: Sure.
Lord Crump: But wait, you promise not to tell anyone else, dog?
JOHNNY: Promise.
Lord Crump: Fine dude, I got both immunity idols.
JOHNNY: No way, show me!
Lord Crump takes JOHNNY to his hiding spot.
JOHNNY: Oh my, you do have both!
Lord Crump; Yo, but don’t tell anyone.
JOHNNY, Shark Pirate: Unbelievable, Crump has both idols! This is great that I’m his closest ally, and he’s mine! This means that he can save me with one, and we can control the tribe on a night they want Crump gone, and our two votes can control who goes home!
Cheep Cheep: Morning everyone, y’all sleep well?
Cortez: Since when do you talk like a Texas fellow?
Cheep Cheep: I sometimes say y’all.
Admiral Bobbery: We all woke up early; it’s probably only 7:00.
Flavio: Try telling that to Rip Van Fish.
Rip Van Fish: Huh, what?!
Flavio, Treasure Hunter: They say that fish are smart, but man, Rip Van Fish is so dumb, he sleeps all the time and just assumes he won’t get voted off. Well I’ll make sure he doesn’t spend another few days here.
Cortez: Look at our camp, it’s like a paradise!
Admiral Bobbery: Yeah, I bet the Bosses have a horrible camp.
Cheep Cheep: Hey, where’s JOHNNY and Crump?
Rip Van Fish: Maybe they went to look for food.
Flavio: Are you stupid? Look at all the food we have right here!
Crump and JOHNNY come back to camp.
Cortez: Where were you guys?
JOHNNY: We were in the forest, looking for some more coconuts.
Lord Crump: Yeah man, we’re running low on them, and they’re my favorite, dog.
A bottle hits Cortez in the head.
Cortez: Arg, what’s this?
Admiral Bobbery: Hey, there’s a message inside, it says: 2 for speed is all you need, 2 for brains will stop the rain, and 2 for strength to go the length, and all six to fix yourselves with the reward.
JOHNNY: Come on, let’s win this and get the reward!
>>Reward Challenge<<
The two masses appear.
Lemmy: Morons, losers, welcome. You all ready for today’s challenge?
Fawful: N-
Lemmy: Good, now for the challenge. Today’s challenge is, well… unique. One member from each team will race through this mud obstacle course, and then will swim out to the dock, where there will be two bunches of puzzle pieces. You will grab one and head back. When you get back the other selected member will head out and grab the other bunch. Once you have both bunches here, the two selected puzzle makers will have to put together this puzzle so it forms a circle. Once that is completed the remaining two will drag this very heavy circular brick and place it right on top of the circle puzzle, and then raise the flag. First team that does so wins reward. Want to know what you’re playing for?
Everyone: Yeah!
Lemmy: The winning team will spend tonight and tomorrow on a cruise around the island. There will be tons of food, drinks, dancing, and fun. Now the twist, for this challenge only you guys will be mixed up!
Everyone: Huh?
Lemmy: I’m coming around with this basket. Everyone selects a stone, and the two people with the green ones are captains. Captains select a member from the opposite tribe in a school yard-style pick ‘em. Each member picked after that chooses someone else from the opposite mass. Now, the one person who isn’t picked, well I’ve got nothing for you. Now reveal your stones!
Everyone reveals their stone.
Lemmy: Admiral Bobbery and Kamek, you guys are captains. Rock Paper Scissors to see who picks first.
Admiral Bobbery throws rock, Kamek throws paper.
Lemmy: Kamek, you pick first.
Kamek: I’ll take Crump.
Lord Crump: Sweet, dog!
Admiral Bobbery: Give me Doopliss.
Doopliss: Cool.
Lord Crump: Yo, give us Francis, dog!
Francis: I’m prepared for domination!
Doopliss: Cortez, get over here!
Cortez: Sup, gang!
Francis: My decision is to select JOHNNY as out next teammate.
JOHNNY: Oh yeah, I’m on the good team!
Cortez: Hmm, let’s take Fawful.
Fawful: I have fury!
JOHNNY: King Boo!
King Boo: Ha!
Fawful: @$*^@%, all the good Surfers are gone. I guess I’m stuck with Cheep Cheep, you fink rat.
Cheep Cheep: I feel so welcomed.
King Boo: I’m going with Flavio. Sorry, Rip Van Fish.
Flavio: Yes, I have a chance to win!
Cheep Cheep: Guess we got Cackletta.
Cackletta: Sweet, I’m with Fawful!
Lemmy: Sorry Rip Van Fish, you have to sit this one out.
Rip Van Fish: No problem, I can catch up on my sleep.
Lemmy: So, here are the teams.
Yellow Team:
Kamek
Lord Crump
Francis
JOHNNY
King Boo
Flavio
Orange Team:
Admiral Bobbery
Doopliss
Cortez
Fawful
Cheep Cheep
Cackletta
Lemmy: I’ll give you a moment to strategize.
…
Lemmy: Teams ready… set… go!
JOHNNY and Fawful start off.
Lemmy: JOHNNY and Fawful are the first two out.
Cackletta: Come on, Fawful!
Lemmy: JOHNNY and Fawful are about neck and neck. JOHNNY seems to be moving more swiftly, but Fawful is moving through this mud like lightning.
Lord Crump: Yo, you can catch him, J-dog!
Lemmy: Fawful and JOHNNY both dive into the water. Fawful had a little lead, but man, JOHNNY is moving like lightning through this and is increasing his lead on Fawful!
Doopliss: Hurry!
Kamek: Keep at it, JOHNNY!
Lemmy: Fawful is nearing the docks but JOHNNY is already off the dock with the first bunch of puzzle pieces!
Francis: You are an agile little one.
Cortez: Hurry it up, lass!
Lemmy: JOHNNY is through the course, King Boo takes off!
Flavio: Look at our lead!
Lemmy: Fawful is back, Cackletta has some ground to make up!
Cheep Cheep: You can do it!
Lemmy: Both King Boo and Cackletta have no problem making it through the mud, and are in the water.
Admiral Bobbery: We’re catching up!
Lemmy: King Boo and Cackletta both make it to the docks and leave, and are neck and neck!
Lord Crump: Yo, let’s go!
Lemmy: King Boo and Cackletta are back, now it’s time to assemble the puzzle!
Cheep Cheep: No, I think this piece doesn’t fit there.
Lemmy: Patience is key; each piece only fits in one spot.
Kamek: Turn that piece; I think we’re getting close!
Lemmy: Yellow Team making quick work of this puzzle.
Admiral Bobbery: Wait, where does this go?!
Lemmy: Orange Team is struggling.
Francis: I believe we have solved this puzzle, just place that piece precisely between the two in the gap!
Lemmy: Yellow Team has the puzzle solve. Now to place the rock on top!
Cortez: Hurry it up!
Cheep Cheep: Wait, this won’t work, we messed up!
Lemmy: Orange Team is struggling, while Crump is just doing all the work for the Yellow Team, with Flavio just dangling behind!
Lord Crump: Yo, head’s up!
CRASH!
Lemmy: Crump chucks the huge stone right on top of the puzzle!
JOHNNY: Hurry, raise the flag!
…
Lemmy: Yellow Team wins reward!
Yellow Team: Yeah!
Lemmy: Nice work, Yellow Team. The boat is waiting, enjoy! Orange Team, I’ve got nothing for you, head back to your own camps.
>>Day 12<<
>>Sea Surfers<<
Cortez, Skeleton Pirate: Well, this absolutely stinks! I’m stuck at camp with a salty sea bomb and two fish who don’t like doing anything.
Cortez is banging a stake into the ground.
Cheep Cheep: Stop that banging!
Admiral Bobbery: Yeah, it’s kind of obnoxious, there are three people here trying to sleep.
Cortez, Skeleton Pirate: This is the worst! I spent most of my night maintaining the fire to keep the bugs off their $$^@*%, and now Bobbery is joining in with the fish! I mean look, he’s laughing like he’s one of them, and them fish, its broad daylight and they haven’t moved yet! They do nothing, and of everyone, they seem the most confident that they won’t be going home tonight. Well I don’t know how much more of this @$^@* I can take before I snap.
Cortez is bringing back lumber and kindling to camp.
Cortez: Man, you guys awake yet? It’s got to be at least 4 in the afternoon?
Rip Van Fish: Look, just shut up, we’ll wake up when it’s time for the challenge; we all had a tiring, busy day yesterday.
Lemmy comes by.
Lemmy: Just go to get a quick word out, from now on there will be no annoying telegrams, so at every challenge you meet at the beach shore field. Good luck.
Cortez, Skeleton Pirate: This is the last straw, one of the fish is going home tonight if we lose! You know what, just leave us, there’s nothing to see and film here, go film like the reward or something else, because not much will happen here, because everyone is so *%@^%* lazy!
>>Reward<<
Kamek, Magician: Well, we’re boarding this ship called the Merry Liner, and I could not ask for better people to be with! My two closest allies Francis and King Boo are here, and the Surfers here are also cool. But none of us expected to see what we saw when we boarded!
JOHNNY: Cookies!
Lord Crump: Yo, look at all that soda!
King Boo: No way, they got chocolate cake!
Francis: Yes, they have purchased ice cream, my favorite un-nutritional delicacy!
Flavio: Look at the necklaces, they’re platinum!
Kamek, Magician: There is basically a bunch of actual food, there are these platinum necklaces, the view is great, everyone is having a good time, there’s a dance floor where we can watch Crump try to breakdance, there are actually beds to sleep in, this is great!
Kamek: A toast to us, for killing those fools in the challenge!
Everyone: Yeah!
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, watch me breakdance!
King Boo: Wow, that’s actually pretty good.
Flavio: Pretty good? Crump’s great!
JOHNNY: Oh my gosh! Guys, come here; feel how comfy these beds are!
Francis: This is the finest bed I have ever rested in; I wish my bed back home was as magnificent as this one!
Kamek: Wow, not even with magic could I ever create a bed this comfy!
Flavio: Oh man, this is going to be great. Seeing as how I have no allies, I think maybe Crump and JOHNNY will hopefully start an alliance with me! This is going to be great!
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Cackletta: So what do you want to do if we lose the challenge?
Fawful: Kamek, definitely the biggest threat.
Doopliss: Yeah, I’m going to go gather some wood, see you two later.
Doopliss leaves.
Fawful: Doopliss is a bigger threat, we have to send him packing.
Cackletta: I know what you mean, he can shape shift into anything to help him win challenges, so that is like guaranteed immunity if he makes it into the merge.
Fawful: He needs to leave as soon as possible.
Doopliss, Body Thief: Well I guess you could say our mass has virtually split. It’s me, Cackletta, and Fawful against King Boo, Kamek, and Francis. This is bad, because at immunity the only way to actually get someone off is to have someone break their alliance. But hey, I know I won’t be heading home anytime soon.
Doopliss returns.
Cackletta: So what’s the plan for tonight?
Doopliss: I’m thinking Kamek might have to go.
Fawful: What about Francis?
Cackletta: See, that’s the thing, I think maybe it would be smart to keep Francis far into the game.
Doopliss: What?! I’m still disgusted Francis is still here!
Fawful: We should have got rid of him a while ago.
Cackletta: But Francis is physically weak, and if we bring him close to the end, it will be one less threat to worry about in challenges.
Doopliss: But I just have the feeling that the Surfers will befriend him and he’ll get along with them and form an alliance.
Fawful: True… and Kamek doesn’t seem like he’ll have many allies down the road.
Cackletta: We’ll have to see what happens tonight, because if we lose this could be a big decision.
Fawful, Annoyer: My gosh, Cackletta and I milked this so good, Doopliss will spend the whole night thinking about what hit him when he goes home!
>>Immunity Challenge<<
The two tribes enter.
Lemmy: I will now bring back the returning members from the reward.
The six members enter, go with their tribes, and get ready.
Lemmy: You guys ready?
Everyone: Yeah.
Lemmy: For today’s challenge each team will select one member to face off against a member from the opposing tribe. Both of these players will be scrambling in the labyrinth for one minute. However there will be two Bullet Bills chasing you through the labyrinth. You score a point whenever the player on your team stays in longer than the member from the opposite tribe before being caught. First team to 4 points wins immunity. Surfers, who will you sit out?
Cheep Cheep: Lord Crump, because he’s the slowest.
Lord Crump: What, dog?!
JOHNNY: Huh?
Lemmy: I’ll give you a minute to strategize.
…
Lemmy: It’s JOHNNY from the Surfers against Francis from the Bosses. Players ready… Go!
Francis: This looks difficult!
Lemmy: Both players are well safe for now as the Bullet Bills are on the opposite end of the course.
JOHNNY: Huh, this is easy!
Lemmy: JOHNNY is swiftly moving through the course, but Francis seems to be taking some time getting under the hurdles and over the ropes.
Bullet Bill: I’ll get you!
BOOM!
Lemmy: Francis has been caught, that’s one point for the Surfers!
Lord Crump: Yo, nice job, J-dog!
Lemmy: Now we have Cortez against Cackletta! Ready… Go!
Cackletta: You’ll never catch me now!
CRASH!
Lemmy: Cackletta was careless and didn’t see where she was going and went right into a Bullet Bill! That’s two points Surfers, no points Bosses.
Kamek: Come on Fawful; show us what you’re made of!
Lemmy: Admiral Bobbery against Fawful. Ready… Go!
Admiral Bobbery: I can do this!
Lemmy: Both members are doing pretty good, but the Bullet Bills are creeping in.
Admiral Bobbery: … Hey, I can’t get under!
SLAM!
Lemmy: Admiral Bobbery got stuck, and he’s caught. Two points for the Surfers, one for the Bosses. Teams, send out your next people.
…
Lemmy: We have Flavio against Doopliss. Ready… Go!
Doopliss: Time to become… a Spooky Speedster!
ZAP!
Lemmy: Doopliss has morphed into a Spooky Speedster and is flying through the labyrinth!
Doopliss: Ha ha, you can’t catch me!
Bullet Bill: Grr…
Lemmy: Doopliss is taunting the Bullet Bill chasing him, while Flavio is doing a surprisingly good job.
Lord Crump: Yo, you go Flavio!
Flavio: Huff, tired! Losing energy! No!
SNAP!
Lemmy: The Bullet Bill caught up to Flavio, and just like that it’s a tie game 2-2.
…
Lemmy: We have Rip-Van Fish against King Boo! Ready… Go!
Rip-Van Fish: Zzzzzzz.
BOOM!
Cortez: No, you moron!
Lemmy: Rip Van Fish fell asleep right in front of the Bullet Bill, Bosses need one more point to win!
Cortez: We’re doomed.
Lemmy: One more and the Bosses can win; it’s Cheep Cheep against Kamek! Ready… Go!
50 seconds later…
Lemmy: It’s all come down to this! Kamek and Cheep Cheep have joined paths and are racing down the mud path with a few seconds to go!
Kamek: Take this!
SQUASH!
BOOM!
Lemmy: Kamek stiff-armed Cheep Cheep into a Bullet Bill, Bombing Bosses win immunity!
Bosses: Yeah!
Lemmy: Congratulations Bosses. As for you Surfers, one of you will be going home tonight. I’ll see you at the Mass Massacre later tonight.
>>Sea Surfers<<
Cortez: What in the world was Cheep Cheep thinking when he sidelined our best competitor?
Flavio: I don’t know, but who are you voting for?
Cortez: I’m writing Bobbery’s name down no matter what, so it won’t make any difference.
Flavio: I thought you and Bobbery were friends?
Cortez: He’s been an obnoxious jerk lately, I’m losing it.
On the shore…
Cortez, Flavio, JOHNNY, and Lord Crump are talking.
JOHNNY: Flavio is obviously the prime target. We need to keep Flavio safe.
Lord Crump: Yo, who should we vote out, Cheep Cheep or Rip Van Fish?
Flavio: Definitely Rip-Van Fish; Cheep Cheep won’t make friends at the merge as easily, and Cheep Cheep does more for the tribe.
Cortez: I guess I can write down Rip Van Fish’s name, seeing as I also hate him.
JOHNNY: Rip Van Fish’s time ends tonight!
Later on…
Admiral Bobbery: I talked to Cortez, he said that he, JOHNNY, and Crump will vote for Flavio.
Cheep Cheep: That’s good; Flavio is a major threat with those two immunity idols wrapped around his hands.
Rip-Van Fish: But what if he pulls the hidden immunity idol?
Admiral Bobbery: I guess we’ll take out Crump.
Cheep Cheep: Perfect, he’s stupid, mean, and a threat in challenges, so this will benefit us also if somehow Flavio thinks to use the idol!
Rip Van Fish: I love it when my plans work!
>>Mass Massacre<<
The seven losers come in.
Lemmy: Well, I guess now I have to start calling you guys losers, seeing as you haven’t won a challenge in ages.
Surfers: We know.
Lemmy: Cheep Cheep, do you regret sitting out Crump during the reward challenge?
Cheep Cheep: No, I think I made a good choice; we lost it as a team.
Lemmy: Cortez, you’re just sitting there rolling your eyes, what’s your reaction?
Cortez: I think Cheep Cheep is only book smart, and was foolish to take a sleeping lump over the top competitor.
Lemmy: Rip Van Fish, are you disgraced by the comments Cortez made about you as being a sleeping lump?
Rip-Van Fish: Not really, because I know that there are two people who may be going home tonight, and I know I’m not one of them.
Lemmy: Then let’s start the voting. JOHNNY, go vote.
JOHNNY goes to vote.
…
Lord Crump goes to vote.
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Cheep Cheep goes to vote.
Cheep Cheep, Fish: You’ve done nothing wrong, but you’re just too big of a threat with those idols.
Admiral Bobbery goes to vote.
…
Flavio goes to vote.
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Rip Van Fish goes to vote.
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Cortez goes to vote.
Cortez, Skeleton Pirate: I thought I could trust you and you’d be with me to the end, but sadly, I can’t believe that anymore and now you’ll suffer.
Lemmy: I’ll go tally the votes.
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Lemmy: Once the votes are read the decision is final, and the person being voted off will be asked to leave the Mass Massacre at once. If anyone has the hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time do so.
Everyone looks at Flavio.
…
Lemmy: I will read the votes. The first vote is for… Flavio. The second vote is for… Rip Van Fish.
Rip Van Fish: What?!
Lemmy: The next one is for… Rip Van Fish. That’s two votes Rip Van Fish, one vote Flavio. The next one goes to… Flavio. The next vote is for… Admiral Bobbery.
Admiral Bobbery: What?!
Lemmy: Two votes Flavio, two votes Rip Van Fish, one vote Bobbery. Another vote for Rip Van Fish. The fourth person voted out of Survivor IV, Rip Van Fish. Rip Van Fish, the mass has spoken.
Rip-Van Fish: I hope you win, Cheep Cheep.
Lemmy: Well I think there were more then a few surprises in this Mass Massacre. You may return to your camp.
Who voted for
who?
JOHNNY: Rip Van
Fish (Needs to weaken Cheep Cheep’s side)
Lord Crump: Rip
Van Fish (Sleeps too much)
Cortez: Admiral
Bobbery (Losing trust and mad at him)
Cheep Cheep:
Flavio (Too big of a threat)
Rip Van Fish:
Flavio (Allied with Cheep Cheep)
Admiral Bobbery:
Rip Van Fish (Useless, even though they were in an alliance)
Flavio: Rip Van
Fish (hates Cheep Cheep and wants to get rid of his closest ally)
Rip Van Fish, Dinosnore: I can’t believe it went like this. I never even thought of myself as a target. I guess they thought I was a threat, and I was disappointed to go out this early, but it’s a game, and all I hope is that Cheep Cheep wins.
Lemmy: Next time on Survivor:
The Surfers are turning into the Bosses.
Cheep Cheep: You guys are &*^%&*^ morons!
Cortez: I can’t take any more of this, I’m going out of my $#^*^$ mind!
And the Bosses are turning into the Surfers.
Kamek: It’s so good we decided to become un-split!
Fawful: Our tribe is as good as it can get!
Stay tuned next time to find out.
To Be Continued...
Author's Note: This story will be taking a long time to finish, as I don't have enough feedback and comments saying people want it finished, so I just don't have the drive to spend a lot of time working on it. If you do want me to work on it more and send in new episodes more frequently you'll have to start sending feedback.
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