Prologue
You all know Anti Dude, do you not? Well, you may wonder, what’s up with the fire? How’d he get it? Well, a long time ago, before Plit was created, a god of all the elements created the universe. However, he needed to split himself into 8 pieces: Fire, Water, Earth, Electricity, Wind, Plant, Ice, and Darkness. But Darkness wanted ultimate power. So a Boo, Dry Bones, Shy Guy, Yoshi, Toad, Raven, and Koopa set out to stop him. They defeated Darkness, but had to shut all the other elements away with it. As thanks, the good elements blessed them. As a final message, they said “Far off in the future, Darkness will break free and take over Green ‘Stache. The only way to save Plit is to have your descendants fight back: a guy in black robes, a blue dinosaur, an orange skeleton, a priest fungi, a daredevil turtle, a black bird, and a musical ghost. One of them will be the Sacred Power of Light, and save the world. However, if not all heroes are here, the universe will be thrown into chaos.” And with that, they vanished.
Now, millions
and millions of years later, our scene is an Anti Guy waiting at his desk
at Whoohoo Hooniversity.
Chapter 1: Home Again
Anti Guy: Five… four… three… two… one…
Bell: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
Anti Guy: Summer vacation! Woo!
He runs out of the building and meets up with and orange Dry Bones.
Anti Guy: Hey, baron, wassup?
Dry Bones: Nutin’. Where you going over break?
Anti Guy: Visiting my folks in Shy Guy’s Toybox. You?
Dry Bones: Going back to my dad on Hoohoo Mountain. Have a good time!
Anti Guy: Oh, I will!
He runs toward the Beanbean Int’l Airport, with a lot of other students. He approaches a desk.
Anti Guy: Anti Dude, flight 21 to Mushroom Kingdom?
Oho at desk: Oh yes! That way! Here’s your tickets!
Anti Dude: Thanks.
He runs to the runway. The plane is already taking off.
Anti Dude: No! Not yet! You forgot me! Help!
He runs and grabs onto the back wheel. Not the best option, but…
Anti Dude: AHHHHHH!!! Help!!! Omigoshomigoshomigosh!!!
The pilot looks out the rear view mirror.
Pilot: Freeloader!
Anti Dude: What? Me?
Two Koopas come out of the plane and drop Anti Dude to the ground.
Anti Dude: No! I’m not freeloading! You don’t understand! I-I-I- AHHHHHHH!!!
He falls into a field.
Anti Dude: Oh, great. Where am I now?
He brushes off some dirt and gets up. He then sees a purple lightning bolt crawling around in the air.
Anti Dude: Electricity in the air? This is actually sorta creepy. I don’t know why I said that.
The bolt coils around Anti Dude, starts sniffing around, and dives in his mouth.
Anti Dude: Blagiblablagiblagibla- Help!
He then falls into a purple void. Glimpses of random objects appear. Then he sees fire… and fire… and fire… and falls through outer space.
Anti Dude: What did I do to deserve this?
Disembodied Voice: You are the Sacred Power of Fire. You will save us all!
Anti Dude: I really don’t understand.
Voice: Of course you don’t. But, it will be explained in exactly 2 days, 12 hours, and 7 minutes.
Anti Dude: June 6th, 12:07?
Voice: Correct. Now, to make sure you are at the right place at the right time…
Anti Dude gets transported to the Shy Guy Castle in Shy Guy’s Toybox. His Mom, a Medi Guy, comes out.
Mom: Andrew? Honey? Are you okay?
Anti Dude: Woah… What happened? And don’t call me that!
Mom: I was cooking and I just heard a thud outside, and there you were.
Anti Dude: …?
Mom: Let’s get you inside.
His Mom goes to his old room. Anti Dude falls unconscious. He is set upon a king-sized bed.
Mom: I hope he’s okay…
Just then, General Guy comes in.
General: How’s my little… What happened?
Mom: He fell unconscious. I heard a thud and got him, and he didn’t know what happened.
General: Hmm. Hey, Andrew, you awake?
Anti Dude: Huh? Don’t call me that, Dad.
General: At least he doesn’t have amnesia. HEY, ANTI DUDE IS HOME!
A blue Shy Guy and a Shy Gal wearing a pink dress with a crown come in.
Anti Dude: Hi, Uncle Morgan! Hello, “Princess”.
General: Don’t talk to your sister like that!
Quick lowdown
on Anti Dude’s family tree:
Uncle Morgan:
Brother of General Guy, who married Medi Guy, with children Lizzie and
Anti Dude
Anti Dude: Sorry, Dad.
General: Remember, she IS the princess. Or, future princess.
Anti Dude: Why can’t I be king?
General: We’ve went over this millions of times. Because you weren’t firstborn.
Anti Dude: Stupid Lizzie.
General: But, I got you something.
General Guy takes out a red headband.
General: Here, put it on.
He does so, and gets a shock through his body.
Anti Dude: I like it. Now, may I be alone?
Everyone leaves.
Anti Dude: I wonder…
Anti Dude reaches behind his dresser and finds some ABC gum.
Anti Dude: Yes!
It’s still here!
Chapter 2: 12:07, June 6th
Later that day…
Mom comes in.
Mom: Are you okay, Honey?
Anti Dude: I’m fine! Now, I want lunch.
Mom: I’ll make it-
Anti Dude: I’ve been gone for almost a year! I wanna see the house!
Mom: Well, okay then!
Anti Dude gets out of bed and goes into the kitchen. He makes a PB&J.
PB&J: June 6th, 12:07…
Anti Dude: AHHHHHH!
His Mom comes in.
Mom: Did something happen?
Anti Dude: Uh… No, it was an illusion.
Mom: Okay…
She leaves.
Two days later…
Anti Dude: It’s 12:06…
Suddenly, all the clocks on Plit start spinning really fast, voices start moaning, shadowy figures swoop around, and strange balls of light float everywhere.
Anti Dude: Oh my gosh…
A crumbling noise is heard. Everything stops.
Anti Dude: 12:07. Where was that crumbling noise?
He runs upstairs. In the bathroom, there is a vortex sticking out of the toilet.
Anti Dude: Uncle Morgan, you need to remember to flush!
Uncle Morgan: Sorry!
The vortex then sucks in Anti Dude, and vanishes. He is now standing in front of a chapel in a purple void. Anti Dude walks in to see a Boo with a cap and iPod, Baron von Bone, a Raven with a Link hat, a blue Yoshi with an amulet, a Toad with light blue spots and a purple vest, and a PM-style Koopa with a brown shell.
Anti Dude: And I am here… Why?
Voice: You are the Sacred Power of Fire. Go to the red door.
He does, along with the others, who go to other doors.
Anti Dude: Hello? I’m here!
He sees a glowing red orb.
Orb: I am the Spirit of Fire. Well, a long time ago, before Plit was created, a god of all the elements created the universe. However, he needed to split himself into 8 pieces: Fire, Water, Earth, Electricity, Wind, Plant, Ice, and Darkness. But Darkness wanted ultimate power. So a Boo, Dry Bones, Shy Guy, Yoshi, Toad, Raven, and Koopa set out to stop him. They defeated Darkness, but had to shut all the other elements away with it. As thanks, the good elements blessed them. As a final message, they said “Far off in the future, Darkness will break free and take over Green ‘Stache. The only way to save Plit is to have your descendants fight back: a guy in black robes, a blue dinosaur, an orange skeleton, a priest fungi, a daredevil turtle, a black bird, and a musical ghost. One of them will be the Sacred Power of Light, and save the world. However, if not all heroes are here, the universe will be thrown into chaos.” And with that, they vanished. You are the descendant of the Shy Guy.
Anti Dude: Did you just copy and paste that from before?
Spirit of Fire: Maybe.
BOOM! Fire encloses Anti Dude, then vanishes.
Spirit of Fire: You are now blessed with fire!
Anti Dude tests this out for a little while.
Spirit of Fire: Now, you must find the Crystal Coins so you can seal away the darkness before it starts.
Anti Dude: But what about my family and the others?
Spirit of Fire: You will travel with the others. Your family will be fine.
Anti Dude goes back out. He sees the others.
Yoshi: Did you hear about the Crystal Coins and everything? By the way, name’s Aurora, Yoshi Princess and Sacred Power of Water.
Anti Dude: Hi… Heh heh…
Boo: Like, I heard it. I’m Bo, electric guy and stuff.
Baron von Bone: I got ice!
Raven: I’m Roy, Sacred Power of Plants.
Toad: I am Ned Toad, priest-in-training and Sacred Power of Wind.
Koopa: Cliff Hanger, Sacred Power of Earth and daredevil extreme.
Then, a boom is heard. A Ninji, a Dark Koopa, and Mr. L crash in.
Ninji: And I am Ninjee, minion of Spirit of Darkness!
Dark Koopa: I am Dreadnought, also a minion of Spirit of Darkness.
Mr. L: I am Spirit of Darkness. This is a temporary form, until I find a stronger one.
All: Together we are… THE DOOMSDAY TEAM!!!
Anti Dude: 0.0
Dreadnought: Let me show you some butt-whoopin’ Koopa style!
Ninjee: Some Sub-con on yo’ behind!
Mr. L: Minions, attack them! We need the Coins first!
Dreadnought (who will be called Dread from now on) charges in his shell. He tries to ram against Anti Dude, but Anti Dude jumps out of the way. He crashes against the wall. Ninjee picks up his partner and throws him at the door holding the Darkness Mr. L needs. Blue lights shines from it, then the chapel explodes. Everyone is sent in different directions.
Later…
Anti Dude is in a large forest.
Anti Dude: Where
am I now?
Chapter 4: Popple and Fran- I mean Rookie
Anti Dude is in a large forest.
Anti Dude: Where am I now?
Disembodied Voice: You are in Green Green Forest, the location of the first Crystal Coin.
Anti Dude: Where are all these voices coming from?
Voice: I am Spirit of Fire. When you where blessed with fire, I entered you.
Anti Dude: You’re sorta like a conscience?
Voice: Pretty much. However, I can only help you when you really need it.
Anti Dude: What do you mean?
No answer.
Anti Dude: Oh well.
He starts walking in a random direction and sees- Popple? And Francis? Wearing black face paint?
Popple: Okay, Rookie, when he comes walking through here, we pull the string, see? Then we take his money and run off, see?
Francis (Rookie): Hi-technical! Neeerrrrrrrrrr!!!
Popple slaps him.
Popple: He’s comin’, see?
Rookie: (Nerrrrr!)
A very old Koopa walks through the trees and steps in the trap. He gets caught in a net and Popple and Rookie steal all his money. They run off.
Popple: I’ll be takin’ that, see?
Anti Dude: Stop, thief! Oh, yeah… Whoops…
Anti Dude starts chasing them, then turns around and burns the net. Then he chases him again.
Popple: He’s catchin’ up, see?
Anti Dude makes a burst of flame.
Rookie: Nerrr! He has fire! He’s a wizard! HI-TECHNICAL!!!
Anti Dude: If you think that’s cool, then you oughta see this!
Anti Dude lets out a small burst of flame. It misses the thieves and hits a tree. The tree catches on fire, and sets another on fire, and so on.
Popple: He’s b-b-burning the forest?
Rookie: NOT HI-TECHNICAL!
Anti Dude: What’d I do?
You have control over fire.
Anti Dude: Who said that? Well, the voice is right!
Anti Dude stops all the fires and brings them into his hand.
Popple and Rookie: 0.o
Popple: Here, take all the money you want! Keep it! Fine with me, see?
Popple hands Anti
Dude the money and runs away with Rookie.
Chapter 5: Project D.O.O.M.
Anti Dude goes back to where the Koopa came from. There is a village full of Koopas. He walks down the street until he sees the old Koopa.
Koopa: Are you the young man who saved me?
Anti Dude: Yeah, I think so.
Koopa: I saw your fire powers. Do you know what it means? The prophecy is coming true! Where are the other descendants?
Anti Dude: Everyone knows the prophecy?
Koopa: Not everyone. Many have heard it, but taken it as a bunch of baloney. The others are…?
Anti Dude: I don’t know. We were in this chapel an-
Koopa: If you’re gonna tell a story, start from the beginning.
Anti Dude tells the Koopa what happened.
Koopa: Excellent…
The Koopa reveals itself to be Ninjee!
Anti Dude: Gasp!
Ninjee: This was all part of the plan! I now know where you live! I must kill your family so they don’t mess up Project: D.O.O.M!
Anti Dude: My dad knows Bowser and Princess Peach! Three armies! Well, Bowser hypnotized us to be evil, so he won’t help. We’re naturally good, but… Wait! Come back! Why don’t I have my cell phone?
Ninjee runs off. Anti Dude chases him.
Anti Dude: You little…
Anti Dude shoots some flames. Ninjee jumps and dodges them. Ninjee shoots out some stars, which Anti Dude grabs and flings back. The Ninji does a backflip and shoots more stars. Anti Dude creates a ring of fire, which disintegrates the stars. Ninjee shoots a beam of darkness at Anti Dude, but just then, a plant shoots out of the ground, taking the hit instead.
Ninjee: Grrr, you haven’t won yet! Phase one of Project: D.O.O.M. is already in progress!
Ninjee takes out a cell phone and calls someone.
Ninjee: Mmm hmm… Shy Guy’s Toybox… Good.
He puts away the phone. A large spaceship appears hovering beside him.
Ninjee: Suckers!
He hops on and it flies away.
Anti Dude: Who made the plant?
Roy hops down from a tree.
Roy: I did, thank you very much.
Anti Dude: Pretty good. Why didn’t you help before?
Roy: To see how good you were at fighting. And judging from what I saw, it was pretty good.
Anti Dude: Thanks. One problem. We have nowhere to stay, nothing to eat, and we’re in the middle of a forest!
Roy: I got the food covered.
An apple tree grows instantly.
Roy: Ya like apples?
Anti Dude: I’m more of a banana person.
A banana tree grows.
Anti Dude: Cool!
Roy: Thank you. What was that Project: D.O.O.M. thing they were talking about?
Anti Dude: I don’t know. It can’t be good. You never see any candy bars or world peace programs called Project: D.O.O.M., do you?
Roy: Nope, not really. Perhaps we should find the first Coin?
Anti Dude: Why not? If we only knew what direction…
To Be Continued...
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