Aliens?

By Wolfgang Koopa

Prologue: Birth of an Alien

It was yet another rainy, miserable day at Kastle Koopa. 2 guards watched the horizon for any trespassers. They saw a greenish orb falling from the sky.

“Hey Jerry, what’s that?”

“I don’t know. But whatever it is, it’s coming closerahhh!”  The 2 guards jumped out of the way, and saw the smoky, green object. They saw it crack. A Koopa-like baby that had tentacles and a yellow beak popped out.

“Qaurka!” the baby said.

“Quarka?” The two guards looked at each other puzzled. Suddenly, the two guards smirked.

“Ya know what Bowser would do if we gave that to ‘im?” said one of the guards.

“Raise our paycheck!” said the other.

The two guards looked back, but the baby wasn’t there.

“QUARKA!” cried the baby, dropping a rock on both of guard’s heads, knocking them out.
 

Chapter 1: The Mess

Morton walked down the hallways, humming to himself as he walked.

“Morton, shaddup!” yelled Roy, who was watching TV.

Morton continued humming as he walked down the hallways. Suddenly, he heard a thump. He ran to where he heard it. He walked into the living room snf saw a broken vase.

“Huh?” he said.

Morton continued walking and found that the bathroom was wrecked. He heard a slurping noise. He continued suspiciously and looked behind a chair. A small, green “thing” was sitting behind it, chewing on a ball.

“AAHH!!! A MONSTER ATE LEMMY!” Morton ran around screaming.

“Hey Morton, have you seen my ball?”

“AHH!” Morton stumbled over, and tripped over Lemmy.

“Oh hi, Lemmy! I just saw a monster eating your ball that you roll on and I thought you got eaten by him, so I ran around screaming and I found you, so you’re not dead!”

“Uh… Yeah, so do you know where my ball is by any chance?” asked Lemmy.

“Oh, that’s easy! It’s just behind the chair!” said Morton.

Lemmy walked over to the chair.

“Ha ha, Morton, just tell me where it is,” said Lemmy.

“Huh? That’s strange. I just saw some creature eating it!” said Morton, scratching his head.

Suddenly, the ball hit Lemmy in the head.

“Is this some kind of joke?” Lemmy eyed Morton suspiciously.

“What? Th-that creature just threw your ball at you!” said Morton.

“More specifically, you,” said Lemmy, rolling his eyes. “Don’t steal my ball again or I will throw you into a freezer.”

Lemmy elbowed Morton and rolled out of the room.

“That is strange…”

Little did Morton know, that alien would get him in some very serious trouble…

~~~

At the dinner table, everyone was quiet except for Morton, who was cheerfully making speeches.

“So wedding cake is a symbol of weddings and-” Morton was cut off by Roy, who was choking.

“*GACK!!! * WHO PUT ALL THIS SALT IN HERE?!”

“Vell, Morton is the only one with the salt next to him…” Ludwig said.

Everyone eyed Morton with suspicious looks.

“Morton?!” they said.

“Wait, look!” Morton saw the creature sneak out of the room. Everyone looked but found nothing.

“This is not funny, Morton.” Bowser took a bite of food.

“GACK!”

Everyone else took a bite of food and started coughing… except Morton, who had the salt.

“ROOM!!! NOW!!!”

“Yes, right, certainly, Master!” said Morton, running into his room.

Morton ran into his room and closed the door.

“Man, that little thing is gonna get me busted for sure if I don’t act quick!”

The next day, Wendy was walking down the hallway to her room. Morton, who was cautiously walking down the hallways with fear that the alien would hurt someone, was alert. He saw a figure with a bowling ball about to throw it on Wendy.

“WENDY, LOOK OUT!!!” Morton shouted and knocked her out of the way.

“AUGH!!! YOU TWERP!!! I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!” Wendy screamed.

Everyone walked out to see what the commotion was about.

“What happened?!” Bowser yelled, walking towards them.

“Morton ran into me! He was trying to ruin my face!” Wendy screamed.

“ROOM!!! NOW!!!”

Morton quickly ran off and spied the creature running into the kitchen.

Oh no you don’t, you little monster! he thought.

Morton ran into the kitchen and found food everywhere. He started to pick it up until the chef walked in.

“YOU- YOU LITTLE BEAST! YOU’VE RUINED MY KITCHEN!!!” the chef screamed and kicked him out.

“Grrrrr…”

Morton looked back and saw nothing.

“RAWR!!!”

Morton jumped back and fell down. He saw the creature sitting there laughing its head off.

“WHY YOU LITTLE!!! I’LL GET YOU GOOD!!!” Morton screamed.

Morton chased the creature into the living room. He couldn’t find him. He saw him sitting under a chair. The creature bit his nose and ran out of the room. Morton ran after him again.

Morton ran into the kitchen and slipped on a bunch of ice cubes. He got up, slipped some more, and ran past a very confused-looking Iggy. He continued the chase but crashed into Roy, who was walking down the halls.

“YOU!!! GET BACK HERE!!!” Roy yelled and punched Morton in the back of the head Morton toppled over, then got back up and ran past some more Koopas. By this time, he was tired and sore. The alien saw the advantage and jumped on his head.

Morton got really angry and grabbed a baseball bat and started swinging and knocking everything down trying to find it. Bowser walked into the room and Morton swung it into his stomach.

“Uh oh…” Morton looked at Bowser, who was very steamed up.

“Morton… GET OUT OF HERE!!! LEAVE DARK LAND AND NEVER COME BACK!!!”

Everyone again walked in to see what was going on. Morton walked sadly into his room to collect all of his stuff, and walked out with everyone looking at him. He looked back and saw the creature in Ludwig’s hair. It stuck its tongue at him and jumped away without anyone noticing.

Something was strange about that little thing that just made him feel scared.

Read on!


 
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