Chapter 7: The Battle at Toad Town
Mario, Luigi, Lewis, Wario, General Guy, Bowser, Jr, Crystal King, and Yoshi are going down the road when they find two people talking.
Koopa: So yeah, we’re best buddies. What do you say?
Guy in a trenchcoat: Well sure, why not?
Luigi: That guy looks familiar. ..
The two are Red Koopa and P.T.
Red Koopa: Hey! What are you doing?
P.T: I don’t think I’ve been in somebody else’s story. Hey, is that Bob Marley?
Bob Marley: I have no reason to be here whatsoever.
Bob Marley leaves and Red Koopa and P.T. follow the group to Toad Town, but it’s in ruins.
Tayce T: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! X-Naut invasion!
Count Bleck and Grodus are on Bowser’s doomship shooting Bullet Bills at people.
Count Bleck: Yes! It’s so fun for Count Bleck to watch.
Nastasia enters the room with some lemonade.
Nastasia: K, I finally get a line now. Here’s some lemonade, Count; here’s- Wait, you’re a robot, so I guess none for you.
Nastasia leaves and Mimi enters the room in her regular form.
Mimi: Hi, Count and Grodus. Are you ready to initiate ground attack?
Grodus: Yes Mimi. Initiate ground attack!!!
Elite X-Naut: Yes sir, right away.
A stampede of X-Nauts and Koopas storm the ground and attack more Toads. Mario and Co. come out of a pipe.
Bowser: HEY!!! YOU STOLE MY DOOMSHIP!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!
Grodus: Well, even better! I locked up your children and wife.
Meanwhile, Dimentio and O’Chunks are in the boilers, where the Koopalings and Clwadia are in a cell with duck tape on their mouths.
O’Chunks: Eh, look at them. Ey ave ape on their mouths.
Dimentio: Yes, it is very nice, like a pretty girl licking a lollypop.
Back with Mario…
Crystal King: Please stop, Bowser. It’s really annoying.
Red Koopa: P.T., let’s sneak on the doomship. If you do I’ll give you a cookie.
P.T: Cookies!
General Guy: ATTACK, MY ARMY!!!
Shy Guys come out of one house, and so do Koopas and E. Gadd.
Lewis: All right, boys, let’s beat them once and for all!
Mimi appears and turns into a star destroyer.
Darth Vader: Hey! Why is my ship on Plit? Oh well, attack that doomship.
Luigi gets a bazooka out of his pocket.
Luigi: All right, time for SUPER LUIGI!!!
Dimentio appears and grabs a lightsaber out of his pocket.
Dimentio: Your funeral, Luigi.
The Master comes out of the dojo and sees the destruction.
Master: Time for me to save Plit.
The Master jumps on the doomship and enters the room with Grodus.
Grodus: GAAAAAACKAKAK- HUH?!
Master: Duel with me.
Grodus blasts The Master away, but Yoda appears and challenges Grodus.
Grodus: Your funeral.
The Shy Guys are firing from all over the place when General Guy destroys an X-Naut tank.
General Guy: BOOYAH!
Count Bleck is flying the doomship toward Peach’s Castle, but the battle with Yoda and Grodus is shaking the ship and it crashes into Peach’s castle.
Toadsworth: NOOO! DON’T TAKE THE PRINCESS!
Count Bleck enters Peach’s room and grabs Peach.
Peach: Noooo! Drop me now!
O’Chunks and Bowser are at it AGAIN!
Bowser: You’re a total wimp, chunky boy!
O’Chunks: Oh yeh? Watch this: CHUNK UP!!!
O’Chunks grows big like he did in SPM and kicks Bowser into a Toad House. But Bowser recovers and punches O’Chunks in the face and than he throws him into Tayce T’s house and a frying pan hits his head. But he charges outside and almost hits Bowser, and both punch each other until Bower backflips off a wall and hits O’Chunks in the face. He starts getting mad and grabs a tree and throws it at Bowser and hits him, but he grabs a fire hydrant and throws it at O’Chunks, and he grabs a letter from the post office but then gets knocked unconscious by the roof falling on him.
Yoshi is fighting Mimi in her true form. Mimi hurls rubees at Yoshi, who eats them and turn them into eggs that he then hurls at Mimi. Mimi then gets rubees and they surround her head and roll up and down, hitting Yoshi twice. Yoshi eats some more rubees and throws eggs at Mimi, who simply knocks them back so they him. Yoshi is now angry so he hurls giant eggs at Mimi, hitting her and knocking her unconscious.
Jr, Lewis, and General Guy keep fighting while Luigi fights Dimentio. Both have lost their lightsabers so they are using their own abilities to fight. Dimentio fires starbursts at Luigi, who dodges them.
Dimentio: Time for Dimension D.
They appear in DD. Luigi jumps on Dimentio, who then plants boxes that Luigi escapes. Luigi super jumps on Dimentio, who hits a wall but recovers. He then jumps on him again. Dimentio won’t let this man defeat him so he gets up and snaps his finger. Luigi nearly dies from the explosion but is strong enough to grab his saber and throw it at Dimentio, killing him.
P.T. and Red Koopa are kicking X-Nauts and Koopas and finally find a button that says self destruct.
P.T: I’m pushing it.
He does and an alarm goes off, but they are just in time to get the Koopalings and Clawdia out.
Voice: 3, 2, 1, KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
The doomship explodes. Grodus and Yoda escape but Grodus is just a head again. Meanwhile Mario is running through the halls of Peach’s castle and reaches the second floor, where Count Bleck is waiting with Peach.
Count Bleck: Time for the final showdown, Mario.
Mario: I’m ready!!!
A force field surrounds Peach as the two battle. Count Bleck fires mini voids at Mario, who dodges him and then jumps on him, but Bleck fires more mini voids at him. Then Mario throws fireballs at him as they are fighting on the stairs to the third floor. Count Bleck uses his giant void attack, which Mario gets caught in. He falls to the ground but recovers. Crystal King emerges and makes a palace on the third floor made of ice and crystals. Mario uses a spin on Count Bleck that makes him dizzy so that Mario can kick him up the stairs. Mario than eats a Boo Mushroom, making him a Boo. Mario slaps Bleck as they are fighting in the great hall of the third floor. The Mushroom wears off but Mario grabs one of the new chunks of ice off the wall and throws it at Count Bleck. He than corners him on the balcony with an ice stick.
Mario: Surrender now or die!
Count Bleck: Ok ok, let’s go back to town and do that.
The two go back to town as the Shy Guy army points their weapons at them.
Count Bleck: I and Grodus surrender; the Shy Guys beat us.
A huge cheer is heard. General Guy and Grodus sign a treaty to officially end the war and everyone goes back to their daily lives.
The End
Here’s what happened to everybody.
Mario: Went back to being dumb, but
he takes smart pills
Luigi: Started an anti-Dimentio club
because he hates Dimentio so much
Lewis: Earned a blackbelt in kung fu
General Guy: Built an even more powerful
army.
Bowser: Went back to hating Mario
Jr: Started an art school
Wario: Won 100,000,000 coins in a casino
Crystal King: Went back to guarding
his palace
Yoshi: Married Birdo and had a son,
Yoshi Jr
Grodus: Went to live with Smithy
Count Bleck: Went back to Flipside
to live with Tippi
O’Chunks: Started Scottish classes
Mimi: Went back to Merlee’s mansion
Dimentio: Dead but was released from
the Underwhere
Nastasia: Went back to Flopside
Red Koopa; Bought a mansion for himself
and P.T.
P.T: Went to live with Red Koopa
The End
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