Introduction
So some of you
may know me for my Masterpieces and CDs here, and for some of my sprites
and Nintendo Kart at MFGG. Well, I’m taking a break and trying writing.
I originally started with writing, but wasn’t very good. So I’m coming
back with newfound skills and experience. Enjoy! And yes, I know, it’s
a bad title.
Prologue: “Bowser’s Plan”
It’s a typical day in the Mushroom Kingdom, meaning that Bowser has just kidnapped Peach, and lost again.
Atop Castle Koopa...
Bowser: Curse you, Mario! Why do I always lose?!
Mario: Perhaps it’s the fact that I know what to expect every time, seeing as you haven’t used a new plan in three months.
Bowser: That doesn’t matter... Just take the princess and leave already!
Mario begins to walk away with Peach, and Bowser walks in the opposite direction. He pulls out a walkie-talkie when Mario and Peach are out of earshot.
Bowser: Ludwig! Phase one complete!
Ludwig: Good! Get to ze bot bay!
Bowser: On it!
Later on the path back to Toad Town…
Mario: Man, Bowser’s running out of plans, eh Peach?
Peach: I know. And yet I still have yet to install those security systems.
Mario: Don’t worry about it. Saving you is how I stay trim these days.
Peach: Excuse me?
Mario: All I’m saying is that it’s just getting too easy.
Peach: I suppose you’re right about that...
At Ludwig’s lab...
Luswig: Everyzing is zet, Fazer!
Bowser (over intercom): Good! Prepare nanobot launch!
Ludwig targets the cursor and locks it.
Ludwig: All zet!
Bowser: Fire at will!
Ludwig pushes a button and a small speck goes flying into Peach’s ear.
Peach: (scratching ear) Hm?
Mario: What’s up?
Peach: Oh, it’s nothing.
They enter the castle.
Peach: Well, I’m going to take a nap. Being a damsel in distress is tiring sometimes.
Mario: (jokingly) Okay, see you later, “damsel in distress”.
He walks out of
the castle towards Mushtropolis.
Chapter 1: “Peachzilla”
A few minutes later, in Peach’s skull, a small nanobot is flying around. It lands on Peach’s brain.
Bowser: Good, she’s asleep. Initiate brain hookup.
Small wires attach to the brain.
Bowser: Inject Mega-Mushroom serum.
A small needle pokes into Peach’s brain, and orange liquid goes into the brain.
Outside, Peach begins to grow, and grow, and grow, and grow. Her dress is destroyed and is now a torn up version of her sports outfit. She wakes up, but her eyes are now purple. She gets up, destroying half the castle in the process.
Random Bystander Toad: Oh... my... DAD...
Downtown Mushtopolis...
Mario is strolling down the street.
Mario: Hmmm... What pasta should Luigi and I have for dinner tonight? Spaghetti? Linguini? Ravioli? It’s kinda hard to choose.
Random Toads start running past him, screaming.
Mario: What? Why is everyone running and screa-
Just then, a skyscraper is destroyed by a giant arm.
Mario: What in the?!
He turns around and looks up just in time to avoid being squashed by a giant high-heeled shoe.
Mario: Is that... Peach?! I’m going to need Gadd’s shrink ray!
He hurries off to Gadd’s house.
A few minutes later at Professor Elvin Gadd’s laboratory...
Gadd: Oh, this is bad indeed... My scans indicate a lot of Mega-Mushroom in her system, But we have a problem besides that: the shrink ray is broken!
Mario: What?!
Gadd: Yes, I’m afraid so. But I do have this.
He walks over to a set of mecha armor that would fit Mario like a glove, yet resembles the Varia Suit.
Mario: A suit of armor? You’re kidding me.
Gadd: It’s the only way. You’ll need to fight her until one of these two things happen: she is knocked out, or the Mega-Mushroom serum wears off.
Mario slips into the suit.
Gadd: It has jets, weapons systems, life support systems, and lights for dark places. Just be careful! We don’t want you or her dead!
Mario: Got it.
He rushes off to Mushtropolis. But he’s a little too late... The city is half in ruin.
Mario: Oh sweet DAD!
A black Boo floats by him.
Black Boo: Yeah, things are not looking good for Mushtropolis. You may wanna hurry, Chozo Boy.
He floats away. (Author’s Note: This is my only appearance.)
Mario: Chozo boy? Whatever.
He turns on his jets and flies towards downtown, He arrives just in time to see a squad of fighters fighting Peach. They are no match, however. She grabs one of them, breaks open the cockpit and dumps the Toad screaming into her mouth. She chews him up and swallows.
Mario: What on Plit is going through her head?! She wouldn’t deliberately end her subjects’ games!
She bends down and grabs a bus with 64 Toads aboard it. She slices it open with her fingernail, and dumps all 64 Toads down her gullet.
Mario: This has gone too far!
He turns on the jets and flies up to Peach.
Mario: Peach! What is going through your head?! You wouldn’t destroy the city and devour your subjects!
Peach: Grrrr...
She attempts to swat Mario, who skillfully dodges.
Mario: Okay, THAT’S IT! I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I only have two options now: fight you, or be killed! I CHOOSE A!
Mario cranks up the jets and flies full force at Peach.
Mario: COME ON!
Peach slashes at him, and Mario dodges. Then she punches at him, and makes contact.
Mario: GAH!
He recovers and shoots lasers at her. They hit her in the face, causing slight bleeding.
Bowser: Curses! The Mega-Mushroom serum doesn’t have much time left! I’m gonna have to use my trump card!
Peach pulls a fakie and swipes low, then high, grabbing Mario.
Mario: Kuh! Can’t break free!
Bowser: Heh heh heh.
Peach raises Mario above her mouth.
Bowser: I don’t think I’ll chew, just SWALLOW!
Mario: Peach! This is not you at all! You wouldn’t think about doing this! What’s wrong with you?!
Peach’s eyes turn blue.
Peach: Huh? Mari-
Her eyes turn purple once more.
Peach: Hmph.
She drops him.
Mario: PEAaaaaaaaaaach...
He lands on her tongue, with only enough time to stand up and see Toads between her teeth.
Mario: I think I’m as good as dead...
Bowser: Down the hatch! Bwa ha ha!
Peach swallows. Mario slides down her slimy esophagus. But he had noticed something before he was dropped: Peach’s eyes were PURPLE.
Mario: Bowser...
To Be Continued...
So, was this good for a first timer? I hope so! I have a little contest for you: tell me where Bowser was during all this. First to get it right could appear in Nintendo Kart! Email me a physical description of your character and answer, and I’ll see what I can do with a 31x31 sprite! Your character should be editable from the following: Mario, Luigi. Peach, Toad, Yoshi, DK, Bowser, and Koopa Troopa. It’s that or appearing in my first Interview, because I’m trying those too.
To Be Continued...
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