Somewhere in a weird place with a weird TV was a weird place. And in that weird place…
???: Wario seems to be doing fine... We need someone to stop him though.
???2: Let's try Blue Hammer Bro.
???: Sounds fine to me.
???2: That gold coin can open the gold chest, sir!
???: I know, my second. But we only have one of the pieces.
???2: Hammer will take care of that, my sir.
???: Indeed... Indeed...
Back where Wario is...
Wario: Sweet! I got a gold piece of the coin!
B.BKoopa: Nice job, Wario. Now I'm king and the boss won't boss me around no more.
Wario: The boss? You mean Zee.deekoopa, right?
B.BKoopa: It's Z.ZKoopa, and no.
Wario: WOW!
B.BKoopa: You’re surprised huh?
Wario: No. I just can't believe it's not butter!
B.BKoopa: *sigh* Of course.
Wario: Don't sigh!
B.BKoopa: Fine!
Wario: I wish I had a TV.
B.BKoopa: We have no TV here, Wario. Tough luck.
A TV, a plug, and a couch drop to the ground.
Wario: Cool!
Wario plugs in the TV and sits on the couch.
Wario: Let's see what's good on.
Wario turns the TV on.
Toad: News just in about the gold coin! It definitely can open the gold chest! What item could be in there?
Someone comes to Toad and whispers something and goes away.
Toad: News just in! I'm not wearing my pants. Will I wear them soon? Find out at twelve.
Wario: This is going to be the biggest news I ever watched!
B.BKoopa: Maybe you should go for the other pieces of the gold coin!
Wario: ...
B.BKoopa: You know! The gold chest!
Wario: ...
B.BKoopa: That has a priceless item inside.
Wario: ...
B.BKoopa: That you just found a piece of three minutes ago.
Wario: I'm not following.
B.BKoopa: THE GOLD COIN!
Wario: You just had to say it.
B.BKoopa: !!!
Wario: See ya!
Wario jumps out the window.
B.BKoopa: On the fifth floor too... Ouch!
Wario: SAVE ME!!!
Wario then lands on his butt
Wario: Thank you, butt.
Toad the Third (TTT): Hello, Wario.
Wario: Out of my way, short Toad!
Wario pushes Toad the Third in the lake.
TTT: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Wario goes down the warp pipe.
Wario: This place stinks! And what does this machine do?
Wario presses it and it's a zap control!
Wario: Cool!
It's Z.ZKoopa's zap thing.
Wario: Double sweet and cool!
Pink Boo: Grrrrrrr! I'm going to fight you for something to do!
Wario: That's not nice.
Pink Boo: Look! I'm bored!
Wario: Sorry!
Duel
Wario Vs. Pink Boo
Wario
HP: 30/30
Attack: Zap
Pink Boo takes 4
Pink Boo
HP: 11/15
Attack: Scare
Wario takes 3
Wario
HP: 27/30
Attack: Punch
Pink Boo takes 5
Pink Boo
HP: 6/15
Attack: Weird Punch
Wario takes 3
Wario
HP: 24/30
Attack: Zap
Pink Boo takes 6
Pink Boo goes down
Pink Boo: I was supposed to win!
Wario: Not in my story!
Pink Boo: Fine!
He goes away.
Wario: That was weird...
Wario then goes out a different warp pipe and lands in Mushkoopa
Wario: This place still stinks!
D.DKoopa: You back again, Wario?
Wario: Who dares scare the great Wario?
D.DKoopa: Me!
Wario: Well that's not nice.
D.DKoopa: I'm sorr- Wait... SHUT UP!
Wario: What do you want from the great Wario this time, D.DZoopa?
D.DKoopa: It's D.DKoopa, jerk!
Wario: Well sorrrrrrrrrry!
D.DKoopa: No more chitchat!
Wario: ?
D.DKoopa: What?
Wario: I can't believe it's not butter!
D.DKoopa: Me t- STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!!
Wario: Are you mad?
D.DKoopa: YES!
Wario: Is it because I beat your king.
D.DKoopa: I should be the king!
Wario: Why?
D.DKoopa: ‘Cause I know how to lead an army!
Wario: Yeah right... Could you?
D.DKoopa: YES! And I could stop you from getting that stupid coin!
Wario: What coin?
D.DKoopa: The one you have right now!
Wario: ...
D.DKoopa: It can open the gold chest!
Wario: I'm not following.
D.DKoopa: THAT STUPID GOLD COIN!
Wario: Oh! You could have just said that.
D.DKoopa: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Wario: Grr what?
D.DKoopa: Enough talk! DUEL!
Duel
Wario Vs. D.DKoopa (DD)
Wario
HP: 30/30
Attack: Zap
DD takes 3
DD
HP: 17/20
Attack: Dizzy Shell
Wario takes 2
Wario: I'm not dizzy! DD: SHUT
UP!
Wario
HP: 28/30
Attack: Shell
DD takes 4
DD
HP: 13/20
Attack: Super Shell
Wario takes 4
Wario
HP: 24/30
Attack: Zappy Shell
DD takes 6
DD: OW!
Wario: A new move! And by the great
Wario!
DD
HP: 7/20
Attack: Power Shell
Wario takes 6
Wario: OW! My stomach!
DD: Hahahahahahhaha!
Wario
HP: 18/30
Attack: Powerful Zap
DD takes 5
DD
HP: 2/20
Attack: 10 HP restored
Wario is confused (by what he did)
Wario
HP: 18/20
Attack: Powerful Zap
DD takes 5
DD
HP: 7/20
Attack: Crash Shell
Wario takes 7
Wario
HP: 11/30
Attack: Zappy Punch
DD takes 6 and Wario takes one from
the shock he got
DD
HP: 1/20
Attack: Power Crash Shell
Wario takes 8
Wario
HP: 3/30
Attack: Shell
DD takes 3
D.DKoopa goes down
Wario: The great Wario wins... like always!
D.DKoopa: How could this happen... again!
Wario: Well see you later, D.DKpapa.
D.DKoopa: It's *pant* D.DKOOPA!
Wario leaves and goes in an inn.
Koopa: What will you have?
Wario: I want a Mushroom.
Koopa: Here you go!
The Koopa gives him the Mushroom. Wario eats it
Wario: YUM!
Koopa: Glad you like it!
Wario: What the?!
Koopa: What?!
Wario: I can't believe it's not butter!
Wario and the Koopa: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Wario: Leave!
Koopa: Yes sir.
The Koopa leaves... for now! Just kidding. OR AM I? No, I'm just kidding. Wario leaves and sees D.DKoopa and kicks him . Then he bumps into a Goomba
Wario: Watch where you’re going!
Goomba: Don't hurt me!
Wario: Tell me where I can find a gold coin!
Goomba: Down that warp pipe, SIR!
Wario: Thanks!
Goomba: No problem!
Wario then goes down the warp pipe.
Wario: I can't see!
A Hammer Bro in a suit comes over.
Hammer Bro: Why?
Wario: Because my eyes are closed!
Hammer Bro: Wait! You’re Wario! Boss Hammer Bro was right!
Duel
Wario Vs. Hammer Bro
Wario
HP: 30/30
Attack: Zappy Shell
Hammer Bro takes 4
Hammer Bro
HP: 16/20
Attack: Hammer Throw
Wario takes 5
Wario
HP: 25/30
Attack: Zappy Punch
Hammer bro takes 6 and Wario doesn't
get a shock this time
Hammer Bro
HP: 10/20
Attack: 3 Hammer Throws
Wario takes 15
Wario: !!!
Hammer Bro: Sweet!
Wario
HP: 10/30
Attack: Powerful Shell
Hammer Bro takes 5
Hammer Bro
HP: 5/20
Attack: Hammer Throw
Wario takes 7
Wario
HP: 3/30
Attack: Big Powerful Zappy Shell
Hammer Bro takes 13
Hammer Bro goes down
Wario: Take that! Now who is the boss?
Hammer Bro: Blue Hammer Bro!
Wario: See you!
Hammer Bro: Ok.
Wario: WHAT THE?
Hammer Bro: What?
Wario: I can't believe it's not butter.
Hammer Bro: Ok, now that's getting old!
Wario: Shut up!
Hammer Bro: Ok!
Wario then goes up the warp pipe and sees a big hammer.
Wario: I guess this is the castle?
???: Yes!
Wario: Who are you?!
???: I am... Toad the Fourth!
Wario: Not again!
TTF: You must have seen my brother! TTT!
Wario: That weirdo?
TTF: Yes! He's my brother!
Wario: WHAT THE?
TTF: What?
Wario: I don't know.
TTF: Bye.
Wario: Wait!
TTF: What?
Wario: Are you going to eat that sub?
TTF: Just take it!
Wario: Thanks!
Wario eat the sub and is finished in about 1 minute.
Wario: Thanks again!
TTF: Yeah. I know how to get in the cas-
Wario: I don't care!
TTF leaves
Wario: How do I get in? That stupid Toad should have told me!
Wario leans against it and the door opens.
Wario: Sweet!
Wario goes in and the door closes and lights come on.
Wario: Hello?!
Blue Hammer Bro: Hello Wario!
Wario: What the?!
BHB: I’ve been watching you!
Wario: Cool.
BHB: Don't you care?
Wario: No.
BHB: Just battle me.
Wario: Fine!
Boss Duel
Wario Vs. BHB
Wario
HP: 30/30
Attack: Zappy Shell
BHB takes 4
BHB
HP: 26/30
Attack: Hammer Throw
Wario takes 5
Wario
HP: 25/30
Attack: Powerful Punch
BHB takes 5
BHB
HP: 21/30
Attack: Punch
Wario takes 5
Wario
HP: 20/30
Attack: Zappy Shell
BHB takes 4
BHB
HP: 17/30
Attack: Power-up
Wario is watching with bore
Wario
HP: 20/30
Attack : ...
Wario: Ummmmm... I know! I can't believe
it's not butter Zap! (can only use once)
BHB takes 5
Wario: Crud!
BHB
HP: 12/30
Attack: Power Hammer Throw
Wario takes 10
Wario
HP: 10/30
Attack: Zappy Punch
BHB takes 7
BHB
HP: 5/30
Attack: Blue Hammer
Wario takes 7
Wario
HP: 3/30
Attack: Zappy Punch
BHB takes 4
Wario: COME ON!
BHB
HP: 1/30
Attack: Blue Hammer
Wario takes... 2?
BHB: What?
Wario: It only hit my stomach! It's
strong, you know!
BHB: Grrrrrrr!
Wario
HP: 1/30
Attack: Punch
BHB takes 1
Blue Hammer Bro goes down
Wario: Sweet!
Somewhere else...
???: He won again?!