Larry's Adventure 3

By P.T. Piranha

Previously with Violet, she defeated Syrup again with her friends, and they are now after the (literal) Crystal Star in the Mushroom Kingdom, but from the looks of it, they’re not the only ones after it. What will happen?

Chapter 7: The Piranha Flyer

Violet and Co. are on the Daisy Cruiser, headed to the Baseball Kingdom.

Rudy: So you’re saying the location just changed right after you knew about it?

Violet: Yeah, something must be happening to it.

Rufus: Where are we going?

Violet: The Baseball Kingdom.

Daisy: I love that place!

P.T.: I’ve never been there!

Rufus: … Aren’t you supposed to be driving?

P.T.: … Oh snap.

One near-death experience later, the crew are well on their way to the Baseball Kingdom. Suddenly the ship stops working.

P.T. (off-screen): We’re out of gas!

Violet: Oh perfect. Now what?!

It’s shown that the red and black & white Shy Guys are in a rowboat, rowing away from the ship with its engine.

Red Shy Guy: We can’t let them get the Crystal Hearts!

Black and White Shy Guy: Thank you, Mr. Exposition.

Red Shy Guy: … Just shut up and row!

Back on the boat…

Rudy: Now what?

P.T.: (Luigi’s voice) Over there!

Everyone looks to find that Sarasaland is nearby.

Daisy: How are we going to get there?

Violet: Swim?

Daisy: But my ship!

Violet: Can’t you buy another?

Daisy: Fine, but I’m not happy about this!

At Sarasaland Castle, the group try to figure out what to do. They’re all at a table and the imaginary camera spins around like That 70’s Show, except the characters here aren’t doing anything bad for your health.

Violet: So now what do we do? Our only way to the Baseball Kingdom is out of ways to get there.

Pan over to Rudy.

Rudy: Daisy, don’t you have retainers around here somewhere?

Pan over to Daisy.

Daisy: Not enough to do anything helpful, this place is rarely under attack.

P.T.: Hey!

Pan over to P.T.

P.T.: You spoke before me, that’s against the rules!

Pan over to Rudy.

Rudy: What rules?

Pan over to P.T.: Well, uh, the one… where… I give up.

Pan over to Rufus.

Rufus: I got nothing.

Pan over to P.T.

P.T.: Wait, I have an idea! Quick, to the P.T. Cave!

Pan over to Violet.

Violet: You have a cave?

Pan over to Rudy, to Daisy, to Rufus, to P.T.

P.T.: … No. But I do have a storage shed behind my Interview studio!

One long walk later, they’re in the shed.

P.T.: Introducing, the Piranha Flyer!

P.T. removes the cover and reveals what looks like the Falcon Flyer only it matches his trench coat, and has an appropriately-sized Dolphin Dasher-like head. It also has “Piranha” written on the side. Mii T. walks in.

Mii T.: How long did you have that?

P.T.: You know how I couldn’t pay you for the past few weeks?

Mii T.: … Why do I work for you?

Rudy: I asked the same thing about Spike.

Soon, the Piranha Flyer takes off… and breaks the roof.

Mii T.: I’m not paying for that! … Lemmy will.

The Piranha Flyer is flying across the sea at a good pace. Suddenly, someone’s coming from behind! It’s Syrup! And she has a green version of the Piranha Flyer, but with “SYRUP” written on the side.

Rudy: How’d she get her own?!

P.T.: Oh, I sold the blueprints for the Piranha Flyer online when I was done.

The goggles on the dolphin dasher face on the S. S. Teacup 2.0 open up and a cannon comes out and starts shooting at the Piranha Flyer. It’s hit!

Everyone: AAAH!

Violet: Well we don’t appear to be falling.

Syrup: YOU WILL AFTER THIS NEXT CANNONBALL!

P.T.: Noooo! My ship’s not insured yet!

She shoots another cannonball and P.T. goes to the back of the ship.

P.T.: Falcon PAUNCH!

He punches the ball into the water. Needless to say, this isn’t the same as the Falcon Punch that Purple used to kill Tabuu. It’s just a normal punch that luckily saves the ship.

P.T.: … OW! MY HAND!

Syrup: I’ve got more where that came from!

Syrup shoots again and Violet runs over to the back and cuts the cannonball in half with her axe.

Syrup: You can’t beat them all! CHANGE AMMO!

Now Homing Bullet Bills are being shot!

Homing Bullet Bill: I’m a Homing Bullet Bill!

Rudy: Was that an obscure reference to Torpedo Ted?

P.T.: Stop attacking my ship!

Syrup: Then give us all your treasure!

Rufus: Not on your life, you crazy hag!

Syrup: You’ll walk the plank for this!

Rufus: We’re not on your ship!

P.T.: Besides, the blueprints don’t have a plank!

Syrup presses a button, and a plank pops out of the side of her ship.

P.T.: We’re doomed!

Daisy: Aren’t her blueprints similar to yours? Just use the cannon!

P.T.: I didn’t have enough money to install weapons!

Daisy: I would hit you if there weren’t a crazy pirate after us.

P.T.: I have an idea!

Daisy: Wait, who’s driving the ship?

Everyone: …

Rudy: I’ll do it…

P.T. leaps over to the S. S. Teacup 2.0, followed by Violet and then Rudy, who uses flutter jumping.

P.T.: Stop attacking my mindless Falcon Flyer rip-off!

P.T. tries hammering Syrup, but she leaps back and Violet comes in with her axe and starts swinging, but it’s no match for Syrup’s saber, because she’s dodging every hit, until a sneaky Rufus hits Syrup from behind with an egg.

Syrup: Spear Guys, get out here!

The two Spear Guys come out.

Syrup: Get them!

Spear Guy A goes after P.T., but P.T. grabs the spear and chucks it into the ocean.

Spear Guy A: …

P.T. then takes the shield and bashes him on the head with it and then throws both the shield and the Spear Guy into the ocean.

P.T.: Don’t attack my ship!

Rufus tries eating Spear Guy B, but his shield blocks it. He tries egging him but the shield blocks that. So then he throws the next egg into the ocean. While Spear Guy B is wondering why he did that, he’s hit in the face with an egg, eaten, and turned into an egg and falls into the water.

Rufus: Lightweight.

Violet and Syrup are still fighting and P.T. tries punching Syrup, but she pulls out a second saber and P.T. hits the flat end of the blade, but then he pulls out his boomerang and throws it and hits himself with it.

P.T.: It wasn’t supposed to do that… Ow.

Rufus tries the Egg Roll attack, but Syrup does some weird spin attack. Then Rufus flutters up and ground pounds on Syrup, then she’s hit with Violet’s axe, and P.T. grabs her.

P.T.: It’s time you got the boot!

He throws her up and then kicks her into the water.

Red, Blue, and Yellow (inside): CAPTAIN!!!

Then a giant tentacle comes out of the water and grabs the S. S. Teacup 2.0.

Everyone: Aaahhh!!!

Rufus grabs Violet by the hand and P.T. by the throat and flutter jumps back to the Piranha Flyer. Another tentacle reaches up for this ship but Daisy pulls out a soccer ball and kicks it hard at the tentacle. A giant Blooper head sticks out of the water.

Rufus: This just isn’t our day.

Violet: Give me that-

P.T.: Hey!

Violet throws P.T.’s boomerang at the monster’s eyes and distracts him.

P.T.: Now I get to use your weapon once!

Violet: Ugh, fine.

5 minutes later, P.T. is seen trying to unclog the toilet on the Piranha Flyer with the axe, but ends up chopping up the toilet bowl and breaking it.

P.T.: Not again! Why do these pointy plungers always break my toilets?!

Violet: …

Rudy: We’re here!

Everyone looks out the goggle windshield to see the Baseball Kingdom in front of them.

Rufus: Finally!

Daisy: And now we got that pirate out of our hair!

Violet: I don’t know, something tells me this place will only make things harder.

Rufus: Well now that you said that, of course that will happen! Thanks a lot! But seriously, what could go wrong? It’s just a baseball amusement park!

Violet: Still…
 

Chapter 8: The Baseball Kingdom

Last time, the two mysterious Shy Guys from the prologue sabotaged the Daisy Cruiser while it was headed to the Baseball Kingdom. P.T. then showed off the Piranha Flyer, which they used to get to their destination. On the way, they faced off one more time against Captain Syrup, but this time it looks like she’s down for the count. Her remaining minions were too scared to stop their ship from being seized by a giant Blooper, but Violet and her company escaped this fate and made it to the Baseball Kingdom.

The Piranha Flyer lands on a platform where the Daisy Cruiser would be.

Violet: Okay, the Sapphire Heart is pointing to the… center! That was easy.

Inside the center building…

Toad: Hi Daisy! Hi other people!

Daisy: Toad, do you know anything about a “Crystal Heart”?

Toad: Yeah! I brought it with me for my game here for good luck!

Daisy: Too bad, we need it.

Toad: Oh no, you’re not getting it! I had to fight off some Koopas and a Shy Guy to get this baby!

Violet: Please?

Toad: Well, I’d like a Golden Banana. Donkey Kong says they’re delicious!

Rudy: Where are they?

Toad: In the Donkey Kong area of the kingdom, it’s in the jungle surrounding the field.

P.T.: (Snake’s voice) Are you kidding me?!

Toad: (Colonel’s voice) Sadly no, I am not kidding. (normal) Watch out though, that jungle is deep and dangerous!

Violet: Hey, we’re just getting a banana, how hard can it be?

Toad: It’s in the deepest parts near the back.

Violet: I had to ask. Let’s go, guys.

In Donkey Kong’s baseball field…

Violet: Donkey Kong, can we have a Golden Banana?

Donkey Kong: … Ooh?

Violet: … Can anyone here speak Gorilla?

Everyone: …

Rufus: Let’s just go get it ourselves.

In the jungle…

Violet: Well this place seems all right. It’s surprisingly dark in here.

Piranha Plant: Hssss!

Violet: GAH!

Violet chops the Piranha Plant’s stem… but it slithers toward her!

Violet: That’s not possible!

Rudy grabs its stem and throws it somewhere.

Violet: Who lets such dangerous creatures into a pastime resort?

P.T.: Uh, guys?

Everybody notices Ninjapes a few yards away sneaking around.

Rufus: Who cares? YOW!

Rufus turns around to find that a Putrid Piranha has bitten his tail! Rudy throws a potion that puts the plant to sleep and forces it to let go.

Rufus: Ow! Do we even know where we’re going?

Violet: Not really, I just know it’s just deep toward the back. If it were in the center, it’d be in the baseball field.

Violet trips over a vine and lands on another, thus the two vines are keeping her inches above the ground.

Violet: I’m hating this.

Daisy: Well, I just hope something doesn’t happen to me.

Daisy steps into quicksand.

Daisy: Of course, why not?

Rufus: I’ll save you!

Rufus does, but stops in pain.

Rufus: Ow!

Rufus’s tail turns a lighter shade of red.

Rufus: Uh, what’s going on?

Violet: It must be the reaction from the Putrid Piranha’s bite! You’ve been poisoned!

Rudy: I bet it’ll start spreading soon.

Daisy: What about me?!

P.T.: Big brother will save you!

Daisy: Better than no one.

A government guy comes in and rescues Daisy and then leaves.

Daisy: Not what I thought you meant, but whatever. Let’s just go before something dangerous happens again!

Rufus: What about my poisoning?!

Daisy: It’s not that bad! Besides, it might not even be lethal! Let’s go!

The group run to their destination to avoid more danger, with Violet in the lead so she can chop up anything threatening.

Piranha Plant: Hsss!

Chop!

Ninjape: BANZAI!

Chop!

Tourist: I’m lost-

Chop!

Rudy: Violet!

Violet: Relax, I only got his hat!

Suddenly a giant Thwomp drops near them.

P.T.: Huh?

Thwomps are falling!

Rufus: Run for it!

Everyone runs, but Rufus just falls over. He’s entirely light red now.

Rufus: Uh, help?

Rudy and P.T. pick up Rufus and run back to the girls just in time to avoid a Thwomp.

Violet: It’s getting worse!

Rudy: I thought jungles in the Mario Universe and Donkey Kong Universe weren’t supposed to be this lethal!

Muth: ROOOOARRRRR!!!

Everyone: NOOOO!!!

Muth: What?

The Party: …

Muth: I see you guys are having trouble, so I figured… can I help you guys?

Violet: Okay.

Muth: Cool, but I’m not as strong as normal Muths.

Daisy: Of course.

Rufus: Losing… ability… to speak… Body… freezing up…

Violet: This place is a nightmare! Where’s the Golden Banana?

Muth: It’s in the temple over there.

Everyone looks over to find cardboard boxes grouped together with “TEMPUL” written on one of them.

P.T.: So that’s how you spell “temple”!

Everyone: …

Muth: Is he an idiot?

Daisy: Yeah. Do you have a name?

Muth: Fred!

Daisy: Goodbye.

Fred: Aww…

Violet: Daisy!

Daisy: We don’t need him!

Everyone goes over to the “Tempul” to find a sign.

Sign: “REAL TEMPLE THAT WAY”.

Violet: Oh.

Everyone goes into the temple.

Rudy: Wow, this place is amazing! But where’s the Golden Banana?

Violet: Here’s a map like in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga… It’s a few rooms ahead, on a Golden Banana Tree.

Rudy: Cool. Oh my.

Rufus is dark pink.

Rudy: We gotta hurry!

The group hurry into the next room, but there, the door to the Golden Banana Tree room has been sealed.

Brighton Statue: NOT SO FAST! YOU MUST ANSWER MY RIDDLES!

Violet: I accept!

Brighton Statue: Do I smell cookies?

Violet: … No?

Brighton Statue: WRONG! Get two more wrong and something terrible will happen! Two, what’s as big as a mountain, but small as a mouse?

Violet: … A shadow?

Brighton Statue: I guess… I was thinking “I don’t know”, but that works too. I think. Third! What is your name?

Violet: Axem Violet, Rudy Riverson, P.T. Piranha, Daisy, and Rufus.

Brighton Statue: Four, what is your quest?

Violet: To get the Golden Banana!

Brighton Statue: Last one! What’s the… thing, with the Swallow… And it’s either African or European?

Violet: Do you even know the answer?

Brighton Statue: No… Okay, you can go!

P.T.: That was easy!

They go into the next room. The tree is before them and there’s another door on the left. A wall rises in front of them, making them have to go to the door on the left.

Daisy: Of course! I bet there’s a Twila statue that wants to ask us more riddles.

Violet: We don’t have time for this, there’s a swirling doom at a castle to stop! Now who’s the tallest?

Everyone looks at P.T.

P.T.: … Fine!

P.T. climbs over the wall and falls on his back on the other side.

P.T.: Owie.

He continues and approaches the tree. He grabs the Banana off the tree.

P.T.: Hey! Look! I got it!

P.T. does a victory dance.

Voice: DONK, DONK, DONK-EY KONG.

Suddenly, the walls start closing in (the one keeping P.T. separated from the others lowers).

Daisy: You know, we should’ve expected this!

Violet: Aw man. Let’s get out of here!

They get out of the room, but in the previous room the floor has vanished! They can’t exit as the walls in the last room are already closed!

Rudy: Now what?! Now what?!

Violet: I’m thinking! Uh, jump!

Rudy: But-

Violet: We have no choice!

Violet, Rudy, Daisy (who’s holding Rufus with Rudy), and P.T. jump into the hole.

Violet, Rudy, and Daisy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

P.T.: Come on!

Suddenly the Piranha Flyer comes and everyone lands on it.

Everyone: Ow…

Daisy: Rufus is pink now, we’d better hurry and see if Toad knows anything!

The Piranha Flyer starts flying, when suddenly a blue Fracktail appears and chases them.

iFrack: I AM iFRACKTAIL! FRACKTAIL 2.0!

Daisy: Oh, perfect.

Frack2 starts spitting fireballs at everyone.

P.T.: Why must everyone attack my ship?!

Violet: You drive! Rudy, take care of Rufus! Daisy and I will handle this!

P.T.: Is it me, or is there an unintentional hint of girl power in this story?

P.T. and Rudy take Rufus into the Flyer.

Frack2: PREPARE TO DIE!

Frack2 starts spitting more fireballs, but Violet spins her axe and knocks them back at the ball on his antenna. Daisy pulls out her soccer ball and kicks it and hits Frack2 square on the nose.

Frack2: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I KNEW I SHOULD’VE GOTTEN THOSE UPGRADES BEFORE ATTACKING! BEING THE ANCIENT BANANA GUARDIAN ISN’T AS FUN AS I THOUGHT!!! YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!!!

Frack2 drops to the floor and ejects his antenna, and it digs into the ceiling and explodes! The tunnel’s collapsing!

Violet: Guys, step on it!

Daisy: How long is this tunnel, anyway?

Violet and Daisy hurry into the Piranha Flyer as the tunnel collapses behind them.

Rudy: Aw man, he’s getting whiter!

The Piranha Flyer makes it out of a hole in the ground in the jungle, and flies into the air over the Baseball Kingdom and lands just outside the center building. Everyone rushes inside and Violet slams the Golden Banana down on Toad’s desk.

Violet: Here!

Toad: Wow, thanks!

Toad eats it.

Toad: Okay, here it is.

Violet got the (literal) Crystal Heart!

END OF CHAPTER!

Violet: But now what about Rufus?

Rudy and Daisy show Toad a bright pink Rufus.

Toad: Yeesh! Oh my boxers, that’s bad! From the looks of it, he’s been poisoned by a Putrid Piranha. Here’s a Refreshing Herb.

Toad feeds it to Rufus and he turns his normal shade of red.

Toad: You know, these are growing in the jungle, he could’ve eaten one there.

The Party: …

Violet then feels something from within the Crystal Heart!

There’s a silhouette in a purple background. This person has weird hair, a similar being next to him without the hair, and a shorter one that looks different from the two of them. Lightning flashes to reveal it’s Larry, Grak, and Green!

Violet: Larry Koopa! Is he behind this?!

Daisy: What?!

And then suddenly the Crystal Heart is pointing in a new direction!

Violet: Woah, gotta go I guess!

END OF CHAPTER!
 

Chapter 9: The Amethyst Heart

Violet and friends made it to the Baseball Kingdom. Toad wasn’t willing to hand over the Crystal Heart, and needed the Golden Banana first. Thus, Violet and Co. had to travel to the deepest parts of the jungle near Donkey Kong’s baseball field to get it. They found it in a temple and narrowly escaped. The Piranha Flyer saved them, and they defeated iFracktail. After that, they made their exchange, and Rufus was cured of the poison he had received in the jungle. Finally, before being led in a new direction, Violet got a vision of Larry, Grak, and Green. How do they tie into the swirling doom? Are they the true villains? We’ll see!

The Piranha Flyer is headed for the Mushroom Kingdom.

Rufus: So let me get this straight… There’s a swirling doom at a castle, and Larry Koopa is involved?

Violet: And some other guys.

Rufus: Yeah, I don’t care. Now where are we even going?

Rudy: According to this map, we’re here.

The Piranha Flyer stops.

Violet: Rudy, we’re over generic ocean space.

Rudy: Exactly. The Amethyst Heart must be underwater.

Daisy: And how are we going to be breathing?

Rudy: How about these fishbowls?

P.T.: Those are fishbowls?

Rudy: …

Violet: Let’s just save those for when we need them, maybe we won’t have to leave the ship.

The ship lowers. It starts moving around underwater.

Violet: Are you telling me there are actually undersea ruins here?

Rudy: It’d make sense.

The Piranha Flyer lands and everyone except Rudy puts on their fishbowls.

Rudy: Hey!

Violet: Sorry, but there were only four helmets and you got the short straw. We’ll be back, this place can’t be that big.

Inside, the first room is a high chamber that goes up. The four swim up to the surface of the water to find that the rest of the place has air.

Violet: How can this place have air? It’s entirely submerged!

Daisy: Who cares?

They take a step forward to find Thwomps stopping them before they can even start moving.

Violet: Aw man.

Daisy: Hmm…

Daisy pulls out her soccer ball again and does one of her super powerful moves from Strikers Charged and breaks every Thwomp in the hall.

Violet: Woah!

Rufus: Hardcore!

P.T.: For once it isn’t me!

They continue and find a big guy with the Amethyst Heart.

Shake King: BEHOLD, I AM THE SHAKE KING! WITH FEWER VILLAINS LEFT IN THE WORLD, I SHALL TAKE \OVER!

Rufus: O RLY?

Shake King: YES!

Rufus takes the Amethyst Heart with his tongue, and then Daisy takes a rope and ties up Shake King.

Daisy: Yeah, don’t think so.

Violet: I got it!

Four shells drop down, and Koopas come out and pose.

Red: Here come the Koopa Bros!

Rufus: Not these clowns again!

Red: Well, if it isn’t one of those chumps from the Shroob City!

P.T.: You guys know each other?

Rufus: … You were there!

P.T.: Oh yeah…

Violet: I don’t get it.

Red: Aren’t you that Axem Purple?

Green: I thought you were a dude, dude!

Violet: You mean my brother? Yeah, I’m his sister. How do you guys all know each other?

Rufus: In our last adventure-

Black: These chumps took advantage of us going easy on them!

Rufus: Yeah, that’s how it happened… Not.

P.T.: Oh yeah, I remember! And we fought Mama Luigi!

Rufus: That was after that.

Red: We’re taking this shiny purple thing, and you can’t stop us!

Black: Yeah!

Shake King: THE SHAKE KING DEMANDS THAT HE BE UNTIED!

Yellow: King, huh? Cowabunga!

Everyone: …

Yellow: Sorry. Anyway, think of it, Red! Kings are loaded! If we ask for a ransom for his return to his kingdom, we’ll be awesomely rich!

Red: Sweet! All right! We’re willing to go as low as a million coins!

Violet: Hey, I don’t care what you do with the big guy, but that Heart is ours!

Green: I thought it was ours.

Red: It is! And it always will be unless we auction it off! You want us? Come and get us!

Violet: Which fight will it be, guys, the RPG style or the generic style?

P.T.: I haven’t been in one RPG fight in this whole story!

Violet: Fine.

BOSS!
Violet: 160/160
P.T.: 150/150
Rufus: 150/150
Vs.
Red Ninjakoopa: 50/50
Black Ninjakoopa: 50/50
Yellow Ninjakoopa: 50/50
Green Ninjakoopa: 50/50

Violet uses Wind Chop on Red! 20 damage!
P.T. uses Boomerang! 4 damage to each Ninjakoopa!
Rufus uses Stampede on everyone! 15 damage each!
Red orders a Shell Stack Attack on Violet! 24 damage!
Black uses Mini Bomb on Rufus! 7 damage!
Yellow uses Shell Shield on himself! He can’t be touched!
Green uses Shell Toss on Rufus! 6 damage!

Violet: 134/160
P.T.: 150/150
Rufus: 137/150
Vs.
Red Ninjakoopa: 11/50
Black Ninjakoopa: 31/50
Yellow Ninjakoopa: 31/50 - Shielded
Green Ninjakoopa: 31/50

Violet uses Axem Slasher on Red! 20 damage! Red’s defeated!
P.T. uses Roar of Time! P.T. isn’t a freaking Pokemon! No damage to anyone!
P.T.: It worked in my videogame!
Rufus uses Ground Pound on Yellow’s Shell Shield. It breaks!
Black takes command!
Black orders a Shell Stack Attack on Rufus! 18 damage!
Yellow uses Shell Toss on Rufus! 6 damage!
Green uses Shell Slam on P.T.! 8 damage!

Violet: 134/160
P.T.: 142/150
Rufus: 113/150
Vs.
Red Ninjakoopa: 0/50
Black Ninjakoopa: 31/50
Yellow Ninjakoopa: 31/50
Green Ninjakoopa: 31/50

Violet uses Mini Bomb on Yellow! 7 damage!
P.T. uses Golden Hammer on Green! 10 damage!
Rufus uses Ground Pound on Green! 5 hits! 5 damage!
Black orders a Shell Stack Attack on Violet! 18 damage!
Yellow uses Mini Bomb on Rufus! 7 damage!
Green uses Power Shell! 6 damage to Violet, P.T., and Rufus!

Violet: 110/160
P.T.: 136/150
Rufus: 100/150
Vs.
Red Ninjakoopa: 0/50
Black Ninjakoopa: 31/50
Yellow Ninjakoopa: 24/50
Green Ninjakoopa: 15/50

Violet uses Axem Slasher on Green! Green’s defeated!
P.T. gives Violet Lotsa Spaghetti! Violet gains 10 HP!
Rufus uses Stampede! 15 damage each!
Black orders a Shell Stack Attack on P.T.! 12 damage!
Yellow uses Mini Bomb on Violet! 7 damage!

Violet: 113/160
P.T.: 124/150
Rufus: 100/150
Vs.
Red Ninjakoopa: 0/50
Black Ninjakoopa: 16/50
Yellow Ninjakoopa: 9/50
Green Ninjakoopa: 0/50

Violet uses Mini Bomb on Yellow! 7 damage!
P.T. uses Electric Pencil Sharpener Toss on Yellow! Yellow’s defeated!
Rufus uses Ground Pound on Black! 5 hits! 5 damage!
Black uses Shell Toss on Violet! 6 damage!

Violet: 107/160
P.T.: 124/150
Rufus: 100/150
Vs.
Red Ninjakoopa: 0/50
Black Ninjakoopa: 11/50
Yellow Ninjakoopa: 0/50
Green Ninjakoopa: 0/50

Violet uses Quick Axe! 10 damage!
P.T. can’t grasp the true form of the Shake King’s beard!
P.T.: I don’t get it.
Shake King: IT’S A BEARD, WHAT’S NOT TO GET?
Rufus uses Egg Toss on Black! Black’s defeated!
Violet, P.T., and Rufus won!
Battle over!

Koopa Bros: Duuuuude, not coooooolll…

The Koopa Bros. faint.

Violet: I’m a girl, you creeps!

Daisy: I didn’t even get to help.

Shake King: NOW LET MY BEARD AND I GO!

Daisy: That beard’s kinda creeping me out.

Violet: No, you’re a villain!

Shake King: I COULD DESTROY YOU!

Violet: All tied up? Yeah, don’t think so. C’mon, everyone.

Violet is about to take the Heart from Red when suddenly-

BAM!

Larry, Grak, and Green fall through the ceiling!

Larry: My Heart!

Violet: You!

Larry: Me?

Grak and Green: Us?

Rufus: Them?

Daisy: Violet?

P.T.: P.T.

Shake King: BEARD!

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