Last time, Violet and friends met with Larry and his party members and Larry spilled the beans, but Violet didn’t believe him. (He later found that he was mistaken somewhat.) The groups had a big fight that ended with Larry, Grak, and Green retreating. The team then found out that the Shake King stole the Piranha Flyer along with the Crystal Hearts they’d collected to that point, but left Rudy behind.
After that, Larry and friends were told they should look for the 11 Orbs now, which will grant any wish Larry wants, no restrictions. Larry met Slim Bankshot and the ghost joined the party. They found the first one in Hollijolli Village in Dodo’s clutches, and they barely got away with it. After determining how to find another from Frankly, the team headed for Super Mini Mario World, when they got attacked by Dodo again. However Larry used quick thinking and distracted Dodo so they could go on. We’ll check in on them later. Right now, what’s going on with Violet?
Chapter 13: Violet Shoots The Moon
On the shore, Rudy wakes up.
Rudy: Ugh… Huh? Where am I?
Daisy: We’re on the beach. We noticed the ship was gone, anything you’d like to tell us?
Rudy: … Oh yeah! I remember now! The Shake King broke in and then took off with the ship and all the Crystal Hearts we’ve collected. I tried to stop him but he knocked me out.
Rufus: Remind me why we keep you around.
Rudy: Hey!
Violet: I think the only thing we can really do for now is look for the next one. Any ideas?
P.T.: We should gather the most prominent minor/supporting characters that have appeared in this trilogy, and group them together. Then we make minor changes to their appearance, and give them starring roles in a TV Movie where they all team up and save everyone!
Violet: …
Rudy: …
Daisy: …
Rufus: …
Violet: So, any ideas?
Rudy: I think maybe we should just keep on collecting Crystal Hearts and see where that gets us.
Daisy: Yeah, and since one Crystal Heart leads to the next, maybe he’ll come looking for the one we have! And then we beat him up and take them back!
Violet: That’s a great idea! So… the beam is pointing east. And what do we know so far?
Rudy: We’re stopping “a swirling doom” at a castle, Larry and his friends are involved, and there are also two Shy Guys that figure into this… Can we stop saying “swirly doom”? Lemmy says that doesn’t sound serious enough.
Violet: Well we did learn it was the Void… But Larry said that so can we believe him?
Daisy: It makes sense. Say, I think we’re gonna need some help with this. Things never get easier! We need some help! We need another party member!
Kooper: Can I help?
Violet: Who are you?
Kooper: I’m Kooper. You know, from Paper Mario?
Violet: Were you just spying on us?
Kooper: No, I was sent here to help you.
Violet: Who sent you?
Kooper: It was in a fortune cookie I got during my vacation to Pagoda Peak.
Violet: … Well we need another official character to make this story look better, so go nuts, you’re one of us.
Kooper: Yes! And I know where your jewel’s laser is pointing.
Violet: Where?
Kooper: Skull Island!
Rufus: ANOTHER sea-related place?! Why aren’t any of these on dry land?!
Kooper: My theory is that the ancient prophets all lived in the sea. But this one isn’t in the ocean.
Rudy: Where is it?
Kooper: It’s… underground. Along the River Twygz!
Everyone Else: Gasp!
P.T.: That sounds very familiar, like something I saw on TV…
Violet: Aaaand, nobody cares! How do we get to the Underwhere? And how do you know all this, Kooper?
Kooper: Also part of the fortune cookie!
P.T.: Ooh, ooh! I know how to get there! We die!
Daisy: I think she means a way that DOESN’T involve dieing.
P.T.: … There’s a rocket in the Space Junk-
Daisy: You used that joke in Larry’s Adventure 2! And that joke was old before it was funny!
P.T.: … I give up.
Rudy: I have an idea! We’ll go to Rogueport and use the teleporter to go to the moon and there, in the old X-Naut Fortress, I’ll rewire the teleporter to take us to the Underwhere!
Rufus: That seems like a lot of work…
Rudy: Do you have a better idea?
Rudy: Go to Dinosaur Land, get a Mega Mole, and get him to dig us a big hole.
Rudy: No. Now I hope this should work, because I heard not only is the Underwhere an existence after life, but also a physical place, which explains how Mario could possibly be there when he didn’t die.
Rufus: You just made that up.
Rudy: Either way, it’s our only- Say, why isn’t Mario ever around to help in these stories anyway?
Everyone takes a long time to think about this.
Daisy: Can we just go before the Void actually APPEARS?
P.T.: How do we get there?
Kooper: I know a way, but it might not work.
At Gusty Gulch…
Tubba Blubba: What is it?
Kooper: We need you to get us to Rogueport Island.
Tubba: Again?! How many people want to get there today?! First that Koopa Kid, now you guys! Who’s next?!
Violet: Koopa Kid? Like Larry?
Tubba: Yeah…
Violet: Guys, Larry’s already ahead of us, he must know where the Ruby Heart is and must be after it!
Rufus: Hurry, fatty!
Tubba: NOBODY CALLS ME THAT!!
Tubba picks up the group and hurls them toward Rogueport Island. They land, conveniently, in Fahr Outpost.
Violet: Anyone still alive?
Daisy: I’m good.
Rudy: Yeah.
Kooper: I hid in my shell.
P.T.: Spaghetti!
Rufus: I’m already dead inside.
Mayor: What are you doing here? And who took our accents away?
Rufus: I must’ve done it last night. It was a late night. I’m not doing Power Downs anymore, but I am still hooked on Phonix.
Kooper: Huh?
Rufus: I heard it on House once.
(Flashback!)
Rufus is watching a TV show about a house just sitting there in an urban neighborhood.
Rufus: Ugh. I’d change the channel but I’m too lazy.
(End flashback!)
Rufus: Good times.
P.T.: Really, Rufus? I’m not too different. I’m hooked on Phoenix!
P.T. has a fake hook over his hand and digs it into Phoenix Wright’s shoulder.
Phoenix Wright: Ow! OBJECTION!
Violet: Enough with the jokes already, you two are making us look like idiots! (to mayor) Mayor, do you know where any teleporters are?
Rudy: Violet, we don’t get to the moon from here, we-
Mayor: Dah, you can. We have a cannon!
Violet: Oh… Well, uh… I don’t really like the idea of being shot from a cannon…
Daisy: What, worried you’ll mess up your hair?
Violet: No, it just seems… primitive.
P.T.: Primitiveness isn’t important! Waffles are!
Kooper: So… where’s the cannon?
Mayor: It’s in the ground! But you’ll need the Goldbob Guide and General White’s presence. We have the guide, we just need General White. I think he said he was headed to a castle of some kind toward the eastern part of the island.
Violet: We’re not going on a chase quest.
Mayor: Grrr, you’ve passed the test. I didn’t think you would. Okay, fine, just stay put.
Mayor runs off and General White comes up and runs into the operating house thing. A hole opens up in the ground and the group fall in. Then a bigger hole opens and a huge cannon rises up.
Bob-omb: Sir, we’re out of Bob-ombs! We’ll have to use the Bulky Bob-omb Squad! Like in Shady Parakoopa’s story!
General White: It’s risky, but it’s not like we’re the ones in the cannon, so shoot! Literally!
The Bulky Bob-ombs get into the cannon and the hatch closes.
General White on intercom: LAUNCHING IN THREE, TWO, ONE! BOOM!
The Bulky Bob-ombs all explode, and the cannon does too, and it also destroys any nearby buildings in Fahr Outpost. Surprisingly, everyone’s alive.
General White: Ow… Well, time to clean up, Dan.
Bob-omb: Dang it!
Meanwhile on the way to space…
Violet: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Rudy: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Daisy: EEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Rufus: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Kooper: KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
P.T.: Squadala, we are-
Violet: SHUT UP!!!
The group land on the moon. They land so hard they make a big crater. 15 minutes later, when they all wake up…
Violet: Ow…. How long were we out?
Kooper: According to our position from Plit, 15 minutes.
Daisy: How are we able to breathe?
Violet: I’d rather not tempt fate and choke to death in the cold vacuum of space.
Rufus: Mario questioned it in Super Paper Mario and look what happened. In Super Mario Galaxy he learned his lesson, though.
Violet: Okay Rudy, tell us where your base is.
Rudy: How about the technological building in the distance?
Rudy points to such a building.
Violet: Oh…
P.T.: Even I knew that!
Everyone goes to the base and reach the door at the end of the conveyer belt room at the very entrance. You know the one.
Voice: What is the password?
Rudy: Cheesecake.
Voice: Denied.
Rudy: Dang! They must’ve changed it since I left!
Voice: Password accepted.
The door opens.
Rudy: The new password is “left”-
Voice: Did somebody say “left” again? I already accepted it, what more do you want from me?! This is why I hate my job!
Rudy: Moving on…
Everyone heads inside and they follow Rudy to the teleporter.
Rudy: Okay, where’s the destination again?
P.T.: 42.
Daisy: … The Underwhere.
Rudy: Okay, it’s ready! Let’s go!
Everyone goes into the teleporter. Ten seconds later they come back out.
Rudy: Whoops, spelled it wrong!
Kooper: I never want to go there again…
Rudy: Okay, now!
Everyone runs
in.
Chapter 14: Six Circles of the Underwhere
Violet and Co. made it back to shore and Kooper joined the party. Their only choice was to look for the Ruby Heart, using their Amethyst Heart. Their next destination was the Underwhere. To get there, they went to Tubba Blubba, who threw them to Fahr Outpost, where they then used the cannon to get to the moon. However the blast was too strong. Either way, they made it to the moon. On the moon, Rudy rewired the teleporter in the base so instead of warping to Rogueport Sewers, it would take them to the Underwhere, where they need to go.
Violet wakes up in the Underwhere.
Violet: Ugh… Where am I?
Kooper: Oh you’re awake!
P.T.: Cake.
Violet: Kooper? Where are the others?
P.T.: Oh so we’re not good enough for you?!
Kooper: They’re at Jaydes’s place, seeing if she knows anything.
Rudy, Daisy, and Rufus come back.
Rudy: She wasn’t there. A D-Man said she was in the Underhospital, recovering from an attack from a rogue Shayde. It was a red one that was heard to have teamed up with a black and white one.
Violet: Hmm…
Rudy: What?
Violet: The Shy Guys in that vision I got had those colors… I’m starting to think maybe not all of what Larry said was false.
Rufus: Ouch.
Daisy: But we did find out how to get to Skull Island.
Violet: How?
Daisy: Oh, there’s a part of Underwhere Road where nobody visits. It’s the perfect hiding place for it! I can see why they hid it.
Violet: I bet it’s very dangerous too.
Rufus: If we say no…
Violet: Ugh, let’s go.
They start walking and everyone notices the sounds of P.T. eating candy out of a bucket.
Violet: … Where did you get candy?!
P.T.: I went Trick-Or-Treating during the story’s hiatus!
Kooper: What’d you go as?
P.T.: Myself. My mom said I’m real scary just being myself.
Violet: Okay, we’re at the beginning of Underwhere Road. Where is it?
Rudy: I think right behind the D-Man.
Rufus: Short guy! Give us the money- I mean tell us where the secret place is!
D-Man: Sorry, but I can’t hear you without a lot of cash jangling in my pocket.
Rudy: But wouldn’t that make it harder for you to hear?
D-Man: Crud! You passed the test! I still want my money! But be warned, the path to Skull Island is deadlier than the path to my right. Underwhere Road.
Rufus: It’s an RPG-style quest! Every place the main party hasn’t been to is apparently deadly!
D-Man: I hate you! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
D-Man runs away.
Violet: … Why me?
They go into the door behind him that nobody ever found out about.
Everyone: What?
They’re in Game Guy’s room! From Mario Party 3!
Game Guy: Welcome to Circle 1 in the Underwhere! It gets worse from here!
Daisy: This place seems pretty bad.
Kooper: Not to mention the health violations.
There’s a small skeleton Goomba bathing in a pool of acid.
Game Guy: Ignore that! To get to the Ruby Heart on Skull Island you have to make it past the Six Circles of the Underwhere! There were nine, but Ring 7 caught on fire and it spread to the other two…
Violet: Let’s just get this over with!
Game Guy: Good! You have to gamble! If you win you can move on.
P.T.: And if YOU win, you can have Rudy!
Rudy: Hey!
Game Guy: Hmm… Okay then! First! Game Guy’s Roulette!
There’s a roulette wheel in the middle of the room.
Game Guy: Koopa! Come!
Kooper walks up.
Game Guy: Bet on which number space that the ball will be on when this stops spinning.
Kooper: Okay!
Kooper looks and finds that none of them are actual numbers.
Kooper: Uh, the Q…
Game Guy: That’s an X, genius! But fine!
Kooper: (It looks like a Q…)
It stops… on the picture of a potato.
Game Guy: 14! I won that round! Next round, Game Guy’s Magic Boxes! Princess!
Daisy comes up to Game Guy. There’s a big box and a small box.
Game Guy: Which box is my wife in?
Daisy: You locked up your wife?!
Game Guy: Relax! It’s not like she’s been in there for more than two weeks or anything! It’s been only ONE week!
Daisy: … The small one…
Game Guy: D’oh! The other one has my parents in it.
Daisy: …
Game Guy: Other girl! Play Game Guy’s Sweet Surprise with me!
Violet walks up. There are two Chain Chomps of different sizes next to cakes.
Game Guy: Which one will finish his cake first?
Violet: Hmmm…
P.T.: Neither! The cake is a lie!
Game Guy: Drat! Okay smart guy, if you know so much play the last game with me! Game Guy’s Lucky 7!
P.T.: (in Toad’s voice) Okay!
Game Guy: Just for that, the red guy plays!
Game Guy stands at the bottom of a set of seven steps as Rufus comes up.
Game Guy: Hit the Dice Block!
Rufus does. 5. He goes up to Step 5.
Game Guy: Hmm.
Game Guy hits it. 2.
Game Guy: What, did I trip or something?! Curses! You folk have beaten me in most of my challenges! As a reward you may move on to Ring 2! But be warned! As I have said, it only gets worse from here!
Daisy: As in harder or more disturbing?
Game Guy: That’s the beauty of it! You never know! Now I’m off to go lock up my neighbors.
Everyone: …
Rufus: Let’s beat it!
They all run off to the doorway into the next room.
Waluigi: Wahaha! It’s me, Waluigi!
Rufus: I thought after the last story you left and were never heard from again!
Waluigi: I know! I died and wound up here! Apparently there’s an island with Bob-ombs that look a lot like watermelons… And now I host Ring 2!
Violet: Just tell us what you want from us!
Waluigi: You have to face my most powerful minion!
Kooper: Bring it on!
Waluigi: All right… Go!
The Noid appears.
Waluigi: Wahaha! Try to avoid the Noid!
Everyone but P.T.: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
P.T. hits the Noid in the face with his boomerang, then goes over and grabs the Noid. He then gives the Noid a Suplex and then ties his long ears around his neck. P.T. then hits the Noid with the Golden Hammer a lot. Finally he grabs the Noid and gives him a Wario-style Pile-driver.
P.T.: Time for the Iron Maiden!
P.T. hits Noid with a metal statue of a fat lady eating a chicken wing.
Violet: (Of course. Why SHOULDN’T I expect him to mean it literally?)
Noid: You’re mean!
The Noid runs away.
P.T.: Ha! The Noid should’ve avoided ME!
Waluigi: Curses, you’ve won! But if someone as bad as the Noid awaits you in Ring 2, imagine how awful the other rings will be! Wahaha!
Waluigi snaps his fingers and the doorway to Ring 3 opens. Everyone heads in.
Bouldergeist: It’s me! Bouldergeist! You must defeat me to move on!
Violet: It can’t be too hard! You’re just a rock!
Bouldergeist starts attacking with fists. Duh. Then Bomb Boos appear.
Bouldergeist: Bombs? You want it? It’s yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubees! MMMMM!!!
Kooper: They’ve set us up the bomb!
Violet does a facepalm and grabs a Bomb Boo by its tongue and hits it against Bouldergeist, blowing up his rocky armor and leaving behind his ghostly inner form.
Bouldergeist” (in a higher voice) Not cool!
Kooper Shell Tosses himself into the uvula thing.
Bouldergeist: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Bouldergeist disappears.
Violet: Easy!
Then a gray version of Bouldergeist’s inner form with a blue uvula appears and covers itself in metal armor.
Monster: IRONGEIST!
Violet does another facepalm. Irongeist grabs Rufus and P.T. hammers the monster’s hand, doing no damage.
P.T.: D’oh! My hammer’s out of batteries!
Rufus sticks his tongue out and hits Irongeist’s eye, causing Irongeist to angrily slam down his fist, hurting Rufus.
Rufus: Ow! Bad idea!
Kooper starts Shell Tossing around the arena and catches on fire.
Daisy: Fire Shell?
Kooper’s flaming shell goes through Irongeist, removing his iron exterior and revealing the inner ghost.
Daisy: Did you just weld him?
Kooper: I guess.
Violet runs up to Irongeist and slashes his uvula, causing him to explode.
Rufus: That was actually a mild challenge. I don’t want to know what’s next.
They continue. Ring 4 looks different from the other rings. It’s a big field.
Rudy: Where are we? And who’s that guy over there?
It’s a man.
Man: I am the guy that sings “Chocolate Rain”! You must make it across Ring 4 alive to move on!
Daisy: It can’t be that hard!
He starts singing “Chocolate Rain”. It’s raining chocolate!
P.T.: Awesome!
P.T. goes over and holds his mouth open and rain lands in his mouth.
P.T.: AAAAAHHH!!! IT’S HOT! IT’S LIKE FIRE IN CHOCOLATE FORM!!!
Violet: Okay. We’re going to have to walk across.
Rufus: Walk?!
Kooper: She has a point! If you run in the rain there’s greater chance of getting hit!
Rufus: Forget that!
Rufus grabs Rudy and Violet and rolls into an egg like Yoshi in Smash Bros. He then rolls in an egg across the field.
Daisy: Peach got me this for Christmas!
Daisy pulls out her own parasol and strolls across. Kooper Shell Tosses himself. P.T. keeps walking and stopping to catch chocolate in his mouth, never realizing that all the drops are very hot. Violet rings the bell next to the doorway and the guy stops singing, causing the rain to stop falling.
P.T.: Hey, I was eating!
Chocolate Rain Guy: You’ve passed Ring 4. You may proceed.
They go on to Ring 5. They’re in Dry Dry Ruins from Mario Kart Wii.
Rudy: Tell me we don’t have to race, please!
The Yoshi Sphinx stands up and walks over to them.
Yoshi Sphinx: GREETINGS! I HAVE HEARD OF YOU, TRAVELLERS. YOU HAVE BESTED THE FIRST FOUR RINGS TO REACH THIS FAR AND I COMMEND YOU FOR THAT. HOWEVER YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE THE FINAL RING, RING 6!
Violet: What are you gonna make us do?
Yoshi Sphinx: I WILL ENGAGE YOU IN A BATTLE!
Everyone prepares.
Sphinx: OF WITS!
Everyone gasps.
Sphinx: DURING WHICH I WILL TRY TO STEP ON YOU.
Everyone prepares again.
Violet: Better idea!
Sphinx: OH?
Violet climbs up to the top of the Yoshi Sphinx.
Sphinx: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Violet charges up and does a big leap like in Super Mario Bros. 2. She then comes down and chops the Sphinx in half.
Sphinx: WELL PLAYED.
Sphinx explodes and it knocks Violet into a Mario Kart billboard.
Violet: Ow!
She falls to the ground but Rudy catches her.
Rufus: Hey lovebirds, get a move on!
Rudy and Violet: We’re not-
Rufus: I said move it!
They continue to Ring 6. It’s the Axem Rangers!
Violet: … Aren’t you those idiots my brother made his debut beating up?
Red: She remembers us! Why didn’t you or your brother ever join us?!
Violet: Because!
Kooper: Uh, who are you exactly?
Red: We are the Axem Rangers! We died in the very first story but then we became the hosts of Rings 6-8! I hosted Ring 6, Black and Yellow had Ring 7, and Pink and Green had Ring 8!
Bowyer: Ring 9 I had, Nyaa!
Everybody: Nobody cares!
Nobody: No I don’t.
Red: You must defeat us to proceed to Skull Island! We fight for evil!
Black: We live for disorder!
Green: We like what we do!
Pink: We struggle for chaos!
Yellow: We are… Monty Python’s Flying Circus!
Everybody hits Yellow with their axes.
Yellow: Owie!
Rufus hits Red with an egg.
Red: Who did that?!
Rufus: The green one!
Green: Nuh-uh!
Red: Die!
Red knocks out Green. Then Black knocks out Red.
Black: That’s for buying their story!
Pink knocks out Black.
Pink: That’s for hitting Red!
Daisy hits Pink with the soccer ball, knocking her out.
Daisy: And that’s for being so easy to fool. And all those past guys said these Rings would be hard!
Violet: Look, the doorway’s open, let’s just get to Skull Island already!
And it was done.
Chapter 15: Skull Island
Violet and friends made their way into the Underwhere. There they had to go through the Six Rings of the Underwhere, six grueling challenges that got harder as they went on. Or so was said. They gambled with Game Guy, avoided the Noid, busted some ghosts, tuned out the Chocolate Rain, severed the Sphinx, and exploited the Axem Rangers. But what awaits them on Skull Island? I don’t care! … What? My pay depends on it? Violet! Get through this chapter alive or I’m back to living with my parents!
The group are on a tropical island in the middle of the River Twygz. Only it’s a scary-looking tropical island with a skull-shaped giant rock in the center.
Violet: So this is Skull Island. Okay. You think the Shake King will be here since it’s said that each of the Crystal Hearts leads to the next?
Kooper: Can we just go?
Violet: Fine. I bet it’s in the skull thing, so let’s go.
They head to Skull Rock but a D-Man jumps out.
D-Man: Don’t go in there! No sane person that went in there has ever come out sane!
Daisy: Prove it.
A crazy D-Man appears.
Daisy: So?
D-Man: That was Mr. Sane!
Daisy: … Violet, maybe we should rethink this.
Violet: If anything’s going to drive me insane it’s this stupid plot, so I don’t care! I mean, just look at the people following us around!
Kooper, P.T., and Rufus are all randomly beating up Rudy.
Daisy: True, let’s go.
Rufus: You can’t make us!
Daisy: There will be snacks.
Everyone runs in past Rudy.
Rudy: I hate being the last one in!
They all head into Skull Rock. Inside…
Kooper: Where are those snacks?
Daisy: Uhhh-
D-Man: Ah, I see you’ve chosen to enter Skull Rock. Be warned, no one has come out quite the same as when they entered! Enter this bluish-purple pipe and look for the treasure. But you only have an hour to get out or you’ll go crazy! Or worse!
Rudy: Violet, maybe-
Violet: Unless you want the Void to suck us all up I suppose you have a better idea?
Rudy: … No…
Everyone jumps in.
Kooper opens his eyes to find that he’s in some kind of montage.
Kooper: What’s going on?!
Kooper, Kooper,
Kooper. That’s the name you should know.
Kooper, Kooper,
Kooper. He’s the star of the show.
He’s got more
than you-
He’s maximum
blue-
Kooper, Kooper,
Kooper’s the one!
He comes riiiight
back at ya!
He comes riiight
back at ya!
Give it all
that you got, take your very best shot-
He’ll send
it right back at ya for sure! Yeah!
P.T.: How can I help you, King Rufus?
Rufus: I need a monsta to clobba dat Kooper doofus!
P.T.: That’s what we do best at KKE (Koopa Krusher Enterprises).
Rudy: You’d better give it with a money-back guarantee!
Violet does a jazz solo with a monster montage.
Ohhhh-
Kooper, Kooper,
Kooper! Saving the day!
Kooper, Kooper,
Kooper! He’s here to stay!
Don’t be fooled
by French fries, you won’t believe your eyes!
Kooper! (Kooper!)
Koooooper!
(Kooper!)
Kooper! (Kooper!)
Kooper, Kooper,
Kooper’s the ooooone!!!
Right back
at ya, yeah!
Kooper: … What on DAD’s green Plit was that?!
Daisy: And why didn’t I get a part?!
Kooper: And why French fries?!
P.T.: They’re delicious!
Violet: … What are we doing?! We just wasted time doing something pointless!
Rudy: That could be the cave making us crazy.
They notice they’re in a tunnel.
Violet: Oh yeah… We gotta hurry before it makes us clinically insane!
They continue forward.
Kooper: Do you think we’re going to sing any more songs about me?
Rufus: Hopefully not. At least my part was a speaking role without singing.
Violet: (in Rufus’s voice) But I don’t know why I wanted to get rid of you. Besides the obvious… Wait!
Rufus: (in Violet’s voice) Don’t tell me… We switched bodies?!
Violet: (in Rufus’s voice) No, just voices.
Rufus: (in Morgan Freeman’s voice) That’s a relief. What?!
Rudy: I can hear someone singing “That’s Amore” behind us…
Everyone turns around to find Mario’s giant floating head chasing behind them.
Mario’s Head: I’m-a bet you can’t do this! Wheeeee!
His head starts spinning.
Violet: (in your voice) RUN!
Everyone does.
Kooper: He’s gaining on us!
Mario’s Head: Look, I don’t got no tonsils, AAAAAAAHHH.
P.T.: We don’t care!
Mario’s Head: Say, I’m hungry. You got any food?
Violet: (normal voice) Now what’s he doing?! Hey, my voice is-
Rudy: He’s singing!
Mario’s Head: When the moon hits your eye, like a big-
Daisy: Guys, look what’s ahead!
Rufus: Weegee!
An immobile, stiff, still, crudely drawn version of Luigi with a fixed, awkward stare is standing a ways ahead.
Rufus: I heard if you stare into his eyes you turn into a copy of him! And he’s pure evil!
Daisy: He must be leading us to Weegee!
Violet: … I have an idea, but it’s risky! Since nothing’s for certain in this cave we might as well try!
Violet turns around and starts running toward Mario’s head. Everyone follows.
Violet: Mario, anything you’d like to tell us about your insides?
Mario’s Head: Look, I don’t got no tonsils, AAAAAAAA-
Violet leaps into his open mouth, followed by everyone. They’re now on top of Mario’s head as it flies around like an airplane in the clouds.
Daisy: Are we still underground?
Violet: I think we’re getting crazier, because it just warped us to the sky.
Rudy: Now what?!
Violet: …
Violet punches herself and knocks herself over the edge and she falls. She then lands on the floor in the cave and realizes that her friends are sitting on a rock shaped like Mario’s head in the cave.
Violet: Guys, you’re going crazy! It’s just a rock!
Everyone notices.
Rudy: … We’ve been tricked!
Rufus: We’re getting crazier! How much longer to the end?
Daisy: Or better question, how long until we’re completely insane?
Violet: My watch says… 45 minutes!
Daisy: It’s been 15 minutes already?! We gotta hurry!
They continue and notice they’re not making progress.
Rufus: Guys?
They all look down and notice they’re on a treadmill.
Violet: I don’t remember getting on that! Okay, let’s all keep a sharp eye out for any Mario Bros. distortions, theme songs, or misplaced exercise equipment!
They all get off and carefully continue. They find themselves outside.
Rudy: Huh? A desert?
P.T.: And a punching car thing!
Violet: This has “Wario Land” written all over it. Oh look, an orange Power Ranger reject.
Hot Roderick: You have to beat me in a race to win! Whee!
Violet: I’m going to guess we don’t get a choice. Okay, I’m the leader so I’ll drive!
Rudy: I was in the group just as long as you!
Violet: Tough luck!
She gets into the thing and starts chasing him. Rufus drives by as a red Yoshi car. Rufus adjusts his radio.
Rufus’ Voice (via radio): You’re not getting all the glory!
P.T. drives up in the gold Dolphin Dasher.
P.T.: Neither are you!
Roderick: Uh oh!
Roderick starts throwing wrenches.
Violet: I can’t use my arms to get out my axe! I guess I’ll have to punch them.
Rufus rises up and the license plate comes off on a bungee cord and knocks the wrenches back as if Rufus got them with his tongue.
Roderick: Ow! Take tires!
Roderick throws tires but P.T. pulls out the Golden Hammer and knocks them back and Roderick’s car breaks down.
Roderick: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Violet’s car catches up and starts punching Roderick.
Roderick: No! Stop it! I don’t like punches!
Violet: Ignoring that!
Roderick’s car revs up and the fire hurts Violet.
Rufus: You can’t hurt her! Without her, that dorky Rudy will be the leader! Nobody likes him!
P.T.: I don’t care what you do, Mr. Car, I just want to honk the horn!
Roderick leaps up and is suddenly behind the three and charges up. He then zooms forward and Violet leaps over and Rufus rises up so the car goes under him, but Roderick knocks P.T. off the road.
P.T. (flying away): I HATE YOOUUU!!!
Rufus: Now it’s just you and me, car!
Violet: Excuse me?!
Roderick throws more wrenches but Rufus rises over them. Roderick rises but Rufus lowers. Roderick throws tires and one of them breaks off one of Rufus’s side-view mirrors.
Rufus: My ear! Ow! That hurt! I’ll kill you!
Roderick: Uh oh!
Roderick throws a bomb, blowing up Rufus and turning him into a normal Yoshi again, and he flies away in the background.
Rufus: YOU NEVER DID THAT IN THE GAAAAAAME! *twinkle*
Violet: Now to fight you the way I’m supposed to!
Violet beats up Roderick with little difficulty, punching him when she gets the chance and punching his objects back at him. Eventually his car blows up and he’s left running around on the road with the steering wheel in his hands.
Violet: That’s just pathetic.
Violet tries to punch him but Captain Falcon runs up.
Captain Falcon: Falcon PAUNCH!!!
He knocks Roderick into the background just in time for Violet’s punch car to crash into Captain Falcon, causing an explosion. Violet wakes up in the cave, with everyone else.
P.T.: Stop falling asleep!
Violet: What just happened?! I remember a boss fight against an orange guy in a car!
Rufus: Yeah right. We’ve spent 30 minutes in here already!
Daisy: There’s a pond!
They notice a pond with tadpoles swimming around.
Rudy: Looks like we have to get across by jumping on their heads.
P.T.: (in cartoon Dedede’s voice) Looks like an alien invada’!
P.T. explodes and the real P.T. walks up.
P.T.: What was that?
Violet: Wait, how do we know the tadpoles aren’t an illusion?
Daisy throws a rock at one.
Tadpole: Jerk!
Daisy: They’re real.
They get across, and on an altar that suddenly appeared is the Ruby Heart! Violet takes it.
Violet: Yes!
M. Bison: DELICIOUS!
Violet: Let’s get out of here, this place is-
A trapdoor opens under all of them, and they all end up in the Yellow Switch Palace.
Daisy: This is getting weird.
The Piranha Flyer then crashes into the room (out of a Monty Mole-shaped rock). Shake King comes out and starts talking backwards. Rufus’s head starts collapsing on itself, making a vortex that sucks up Rufus’s head before getting bigger and sucking up Rufus’s body.
Rufus’ Voice: What’s going on?!
Rudy is breakdancing.
Rudy: Save me!
Violet walks up to the Shake King and kicks him in the shin, then punches him in the face and tugs on his beard.
Shake King: !WO
Violet then takes off the Shake King’s helmet and starts beating him with it, and then kicks him until he falls over.
Daisy: Did it you? Speech up messed is.
Kooper: Well I’m glad that I’m still okay.
P.T.: Then why are we tied together out of nowhere?
Kooper: Woah.
Violet: Hurry, I got all the Crystal Hearts together, let’s get out of here!
Everyone gets into the Piranha Flyer and it flies straight up and finally breaks through the ground on the surface of Plit. They’re in Desert Land. The hole in the ground then seals up and everything is back to normal.
Violet: Glad we’re out of there!
Rudy: Tell me about it. But what about the Shake King?
P.T.: He’ll be fine.
Rudy: But-
P.T.: Silence, nonbeliever!
Violet then gets a vision from the Ruby Heart. Blue, as far as the eye can see!
Violet: What was that?!
Rudy: What?
Daisy: Hold that thought, look!
Everyone looks out the Piranha Flyer’s window to find that the Void is in the sky.
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!