Last time, Violet and friends met the Koopa Bros., who had been upgraded into the Heavy Metal Koopa Bros. by Carpaccio. The group fought them, along with Grak Barn, Green, and Captain Syrup, all at once. They won and got the Gold Heart. After easily taking the Garnet Heart from Midas River, they were instructed by Merluvlee to fly straight into the Void and raid Castle Bleck to stop the two Shy Guys. Will our heroes and heroines succeed?
Chapter 22: The Visions Come Together
Violet: Okay… Everyone, we may not come back alive… So do you have anything to take care of now before we leave?
Everyone Else: Nope.
Violet: Okay then… Let’s get in there!
Everyone hops into the Piranha Flyer. It takes off and starts flying toward the Void.
P.T.: Are we there yet?
Rufus: No!
Rudy: Uhhh, I’m not so sure about this anymore!
Violet: Too bad!
Kooper: Why did we all have to come again?!
Larry: No talking back there!
It starts flying and flying and flying… Soon enough it’s in the Void. Aaaaand…
CRASH!
Everyone: Ow…
The Piranha Flyer crashed into a light pole a mile away from Castle Bleck.
Daisy: We made it!
P.T.: And with minimal damage to the ship!
Larry: But we’re so far away!
Violet: All right… Let’s go…
Everyone starts the long walk to the castle.
Kooper: Wouldn’t it be better if we all ran there? We’d be done that much sooner.
Larry: It’s for dramatic effect.
They make it to the door.
Violet: It’s locked!
P.T. picks up Larry.
Larry: What are you doing?!
P.T. then uses Larry as a battering ram and breaks down the door.
Larry: OW! NO WONDER LEMMY HATES YOU!
Everyone walks inside and the door closes behind them.
Rudy: Uh oh…
Violet: Let’s just keep going…
And they do. After a while they reach a big and empty room. The Shake King appears!
Shake King: MY BEARD AND I HAVE RETURNED WITH OUR SANITY!
Larry: Hey, it’s the guy you beat up when I attacked you guys the first time!
Shake King: THAT’S RIGHT! NOW MY BEARD AND I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU GUYS FOR LEAVING US IN THE UNDERWHERE! BEARD POWER, ACTIVATE!
Shake King grows to humongous size.
Violet: … Not it!
Everyone but Kooper: Not it!
Kooper: Awww! Fine, you guys just go wait in the last room and I’ll take care of this guy.
Rudy: Why can’t we just continue?
Kooper: Because!
Everyone goes into the previous room.
Kooper: Okay. I hope you’re ready for a shave because I’m about to beat you and your beard!
Shake King: NO YOU WON’T!
Shake King charges toward Kooper and kicks his shell into the wall. The shell bounces off the wall and leaps up and hits Shake King in the face.
Shake King: OW!
Kooper’s voice: Fire Shell!
Kooper’s shell goes around Shake King and leaves fire behind it, making a ring of fire that traps the Shake King.
Shake King: HEY! STOP IT!
Then out of nowhere, Kooper’s shell hits the Shake King’s head from behind, defeating him.
Shake King: FORGIVE ME, MASTERS…
Shake King explodes, causing more fire. It was real loud so everyone comes in to check.
Violet: What did you do?!
Kooper: I think I accidentally helped set the room on fire. You guys should probably go on ahead and I’ll find a way out. Hopefully.
Violet: But-
Larry: Do it!
Everyone walks past the ring of fire.
Kooper: Go on already, the Void isn’t getting smaller!
Rudy: The rush isn’t as bad as in Super Paper Mario, so we probably have enough time to save you.
Kooper: Why can’t you let me have a dramatic exit from the story?!
Rudy: Ugh…
Everyone leaves.
Kooper: Ha! … I can’t think of an escape plan! Nooooo!!!
Daisy: An elevator! That’s lucky!
Everyone gets in. It’s playing the final boss theme from the upcoming Mario and Luigi 3. Who that boss is, I have no idea.
P.T.: Awesome!
Violet: Focus!
As soon as the door opens…
Everyone: AH!
They all duck to avoid a billion dollars.
Carpaccio: Well, you avoided my Billion Dollar Bazooka at a second’s notice. Good job.
Violet: I thought you said you were going to leave us alone!
Carpaccio: Oh, but you seem to forget, I have managed to find the 11 Orbs!
Carpaccio holds them all out.
Carpaccio: Not to mention… the forbidden 12th Orb!
Larry: A 12th?!
Carpaccio: Yeah. I beat the room’s guardian, some generic Goomba… Now I’m gonna use the Orbs to stop this.
Daisy: I thought the Crystal Hearts were supposed to do that.
Carpaccio: Well I want to use the Orbs.
Daisy: Ugh, I can see where this is going.
Grak and Green appear.
Carpaccio: Did you see them?
Daisy: No.
Violet: Look, clearly we all want to stop the Void, so why can’t we just do it together?!
Everyone Else: No!
Violet: …
Everyone Else: All right…
Carpaccio: But only as long as we’re here, I mean it!
Carpaccio, Grak, and Green (temporarily) join the party!
???: Not so fast!
A red-orange version of Violet appears.
R-OVOV: I am Axem Scarlet! Or Rovov! Whichever! I’m here to stop you!
Rudy: Why?
Rovov: … I don’t know. But after you defeated all the guardians of Allergia Gardens I was born from their remains. Now die!
Boss Time!
Violet: 200/200
Larry: 2-
Larry: No!
BATTLE ABORTED!
Larry: I don’t want to fight that way!
Violet: Fine, then how DO you want to fight?
Larry: Look!
Rovov looks the other way and Larry rams his shell into her. Grak does the same.
Carpaccio: Hey, I can easily take care of her! Super Fist of Money: Billion-Dollar Bazooka!
Carpaccio pulls out the Billion-Dollar Bazooka and blasts a billion dollars at Rovov with so much force that she’s knocked through the wall of the castle tower.
Carpaccio: Taken care of. Now let’s go already!
Everyone: Right!
Everyone makes it to the final room.
Red Shy Guy: It’s about time you got here. Thank you for the gifts.
Black and White Shy Guy: We just discovered that we’re able to regain our original forms with the Crystal Hearts.
Violet: Too bad!
Larry: We’re using them to stop your Void!
Red Shy Guy: Larry… I always hated you. Especially once you defeated me… You probably don’t even recognize me, do you?
Larry: I’m starting to get some ideas.
Black and White: And Violet… It may come as a surprise to know that I was the reason your brother died.
Violet: Purple died by Falcon Punching Tabuu. What do you… Don’t tell me.
Red: That’s right! I am Kamek reincarnated!
Black and White: And I am Tabuu!
Rufus: The enemies of the past two games teaming up! This so reeks of cleverness and laziness put together! Mostly laziness!
Kamek: Can it, fool!
Tabuu: Now…
Tabuu fires a bolt at Violet and she drops all the Crystal Hearts.
Rudy: We gotta pick them up before he comes over and takes them!
Grak: No, we’re supposed to be scared stiff for dramatic effect!
Rudy: …
Tabuu takes all of them.
Tabuu: Now…
Carpaccio: Hold it! I can make my wish with these 11 Orbs!
Green: And the other one!
Kamek: Those things?! Pffft!
Carpaccio: Okay, let’s see if this works… I wish-
Carpaccio is hit with the same bolt attack. He faints and the Orbs scatter about the room.
Grak: We’ll just stay quiet…
Daisy: We can beat you!
P.T.: Yeah, we’ll beat all two of you and your mamas! … And that’s what this guy wanted me to tell you!
P.T. throws Rudy at Kamek.
Kamek: Who are you?!
Rudy: Uhhhh-
Kamek throws Rudy and he hits the wall. Tabuu has by now taken all the Crystal Hearts and holds them up high. He grows black wings that burst out of his Shy Guy suit. Suddenly the whole suit breaks and he’s back to his humanoid shape, in horizontal black and white stripes!
Kamek: Now me!
Tabuu: Yeah… No!
Kamek: But why?!
Tabuu: All good villains betray their partners!
Kamek: I’d be mad at you if it weren’t for the fact that I would have done the same thing!
Tabuu: NOW YOU WILL ALL DIE!
Rufus: Aw dang.
Tabuu then uses Off-Waves and turns Violet, Larry, Rudy, P.T., Daisy, Rufus, Carpaccio, Grak, Green, and Kamek into trophies.
Tabuu: YES! I TOTALLY RULE!
There’s a sound.
Tabuu: WAIT… WHAT’S HAPPENING?! OH NO! THE VOID! IT’S CONSUMING THE CASTLE! AND I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO ATTACK THE WORLD! HOLLOW VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYY…
Tabuu is sucked up by the Void that’s consuming the castle. The Crystal Hearts and the 12 Orbs are all sucked in too. And the heroes are helpless to do anything about it. In fact they get sucked up too! Soon the whole world gets sucked up. In Allergia Gardens, you can see the cliff where Ronald is still under the tractor. The cliff snaps clean off and gets sucked in, along with the rest of Allergia Gardens. This will be on the test. Anyway, the whole world gets sucked up…
The End
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Not really.
Chapter 23: The End, The Beginning
Violet wakes up in a completely blue realm. No ground, no sky, no walls.
Violet: Ugh… Where am I? … Am I alone?
Violet looks around. With her are her friends, Kamek, Carpaccio, Grak, and Green. But no Kooper.
Violet: How are we still- Oh! I guess being trophies, we were immune to death! … But now we’re all alone… Hey!
Violet notices a stone shaped like a heart.
Violet: This must be one of the Crystal Hearts!
She tries to pick it up but once she touches it, it dissolves into a pile of ashes.
Violet: Oh… Hey, that last Orb!
She picks it up. It’s the Shadow Orb. It’s blue with a light blue/whitish ring floating around inside.
Violet: These still seem to be okay… Huh?
She notices words in the air close to where she was sleeping.
Violet: … We’re at the Blue Screen of Death! … Press any key to continue, huh? Okay… I don’t have a keyboard.
SHIFT!
Suddenly Violet and everyone are all suddenly very high in the air. They all fall in the same direction while the Orbs are all scattered around the world. How stereotypical. Violet wakes up on the ranch she was working at in the prologue.
Violet: Ow… Huh?!
Rudy comes in.
Rudy: Hey, you’re up!
Violet: What happened?
Rudy: We fell here from some great height after the incident at Castle Bleck.
Violet: Oh yeah…
Rudy: But there’s something that’s messed up… outside…
Violet and Rudy walk outside… The ranch area is normal… But everything else is white nothingness!
Violet: Oh my DAD…
Rufus walks up to the two of them from ahead.
Rufus: Hey, there you guys are! What’s going on here?!
Violet: The Void did this… We need to fix this!
Rufus: How?!
Violet: With the Orbs! Look, I have that last secret Orb with me!
Rufus: I think I saw that… When you landed here, the building and the surrounding area appeared…
Violet: Exactly, maybe because of the Orb! So if there are any other Orbs, they probably landed and fixed up wherever they are!
Kamek (as a Magikoopa again): Did somebody say plot device?
Rudy: No.
Kamek: I want to get revenge for all that, so can I join the party?
Everyone: No!
Kamek: Well who else will?! You don’t know where your friends are and one of them is long gone with everyone else since he wasn’t a trophy!
Rufus: Dang it, he’s right.
Violet: Fine, but you’d better watch it!
Kamek: Good. Now let me try something.
Kamek points his wand at the Shadow Orb and sucks it up.
Rufus: Dude!
Kamek: Easy! I can bring it out again, but now it should respond to the next Orb in line! And since that’s the first Orb, we’ll know where to start!
Rufus: Aww, I don’t wanna! Can’t we do this another time?
Everyone Else: No!
The four “heroes” walk for an unknown amount of time until they find something out of the ordinary: a place! Within the vast nothingness, there’s a dark forest.
Rudy: Boo Woods! I can tell because you can see Luigi’s Mansion in the back!
Kamek: The Cobalt Orb must be in there somewhere. Now remember, if a place is normal, so is everyone inside, so let’s be careful!
Violet, Rudy, Rufus, and Kamek all carefully tread into Boo Woods. They find various annoying Boos and Ravens, as well as Luigi’s Mansion. There’s a hole in the roof.
Violet: That must be where the Orb crashed, let’s go get it!
Judging by the position of the hole… it must’ve landed in the Telephone Room. With a lot of ghosts flying around in the mansion it gets annoying. They all reach the Telephone Room. Just as Violet goes to pick up the Cobalt Orb, it floats up and flies through the door, breaking it!
Violet: What?!
Kamek: After it!
It floats out to the balcony! The Cobalt Orb is glowing.
Violet: What’s going on?!
The ghost baby, Chauncey, appears.
Rufus: Weren’t you a portrait?!
Chauncey: I broke free! Now it’s time to get my revenge on Luigi! But first I’m playing with this shiny ball!
Rudy: Luigi’s… kind of dead-ish at the moment… Just look! The whole area around Boo Woods is completely white! Luigi isn’t anywhere!
Chauncey: … You took my dream away from me! You will pay for that!
Rufus: Great going!
Chauncey brings out a bunch of rocking horses and sends them flying toward Violet and friends. Kamek runs away and screams like a little girl. Violet hops on top of one of the rocking horses and chops its head off, turning it back into a regular rocking horse, which falls and almost lands on Rudy.
Rudy: Hey!
Violet: Sorry!
The other horses are chasing Rufus.
Rufus: Not cool!
Rufus trips and the horses keep flying by.
Rufus: Phew.
They hear him and turn around.
Rufus: Dang it!
Rufus hides in an egg and rolls away… and accidentally goes over the edge.
Rufus: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
Rufus falls to the ground. Chauncey starts throwing rubber balls at Violet, but she keeps chopping them with her axe. Rudy sneaks behind Chauncey and throws a fire potion at him.
Chauncey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
His ghostly cries start to make the balcony crumble… and it falls to the ground. On top of Rufus even!
Chauncey: DIE!
Chauncey starts belly-flopping around, chasing Rudy. Kamek steps outside and onto where the balcony was.
Kamek: Guys, what’s going on? Oh…
He realizes that the balcony is no longer there. But since he’s standing where it should be, he falls down on top of Chauncey.
Chauncey: Ow!
Chauncey phases through the ground and pops back up, screaming at Kamek.
Chauncey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Kamek: Yikes!
Violet runs over to Chauncey and attacks him.
Chauncey: AAAAAAAH!
Violet: Any time you want to help that’d be nice!
Kamek: I can’t attack as long as an Orb is inside the wand!
Violet: Some help that is!
Suddenly a spiky Koopa shell hits Chauncey in the back of his head.
Chauncey: AAAAAH! I’LL REMEMBER THIS!
Chauncey fades away, leaving behind the Cobalt Orb. If you don’t remember what it looks like, it looks like a glass ball with yellow and pink swirls inside like a Time Hole. Larry emerges from the shell.
Larry: There you guys are! … Oh DAD, it’s Kamek!
Violet: No, he’s with us!
Larry: What?! Aww! Is that everyone with you?
Violet: Well Rudy’s around here somewhere and… Rufus is under some rubble… I don’t know if he’s even alive right now.
Larry pulls out a cell phone and plays a ring tone, which happens to be Slow Ride. Rufus immediately bursts up from the rubble.
Rufus: What’d I miss? Oh hey, Larry.
Rudy walks up to the others, out of breath.
Rudy: (panting) I just escaped from this group of ghosts… Can we leave now? Oh, hey Larry.
Violet: I would think so.
Kamek: Yep, hold on.
Kamek’s wand sucks up the Cobalt Orb. And what’s more, all the land directly between the ranch and Boo Woods is restored!
Rudy: Well how about that?
Rufus: Looks like the second plot has begun.
Violet: Uh-huh… Where does the wand tell us to go now?
Kamek: Yoshi’s Island.
Violet: Well I guess we have no choice
but to do this until we have all the Orbs… Let’s go.
Chapter 24: If You Can’t Take the Stomach Acid, Stay Out of the Alien
The world was reduced to a completely white place, with only 12 areas like they were before. Violet, Rudy, Rufus, and Kamek decided to find all the Orbs to restore the world back to normal. They found the Cobalt Orb in Boo Woods, along with Larry. But what became of the others? Where did Carpaccio, Grak, and Green go? Will Kooper ever appear again? Well for that last one I’d probably say yes since he’ll likely be restored when his home returns. Anyway…
Violet and her friends keep walking until they start to notice that they’re making splashing noises. They look down to find that they’re walking in water.
Rudy: We must be getting closer! But how do we cross the water?
???: Did somebody say plot device?
Everyone: No…
The Piranha Flyer appears and lands behind Violet and everyone else. P.T. comes out.
P.T.: Look what I found in the Blue Screen of Death!
Violet: You were asleep in that scene!
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!
Violet: …
P.T.: What’s going on?
Larry: Evidently we teamed up with Kamek to find the 11 Orbs to save the world from how it is right now.
P.T.: Can I come?
Rufus: Uh, no.
Rudy: You’re one of the survivors and you have a vehicle. You’re forced to come.
P.T. joins the party!
P.T.: Wait, I have to use the bathroom.
P.T. leaves the party!
P.T.: Okay I’m back.
P.T. rejoins the party!
Larry: Shady Parakoopa used that joke already! Now let’s just hop into the Flyer and get to Yoshi’s Island before we get sued!
P.T.: Fine…
The Used Joke leaves the party!
Everyone gets into the Piranha Flyer and it heads for Yoshi’s Island. They land on the beach.
P.T.: Thank you for flying Air Piranha! We know you have no choice at all other than to swim all the way here, but you still have to pay me!
Larry: No.
P.T.: Awww…
Everyone gets out of the Flyer and Violet starts heading for Yoshi Mountain.
Kamek: Where are you going?
Violet: Obviously the Mini Orb is in the hardest place to reach on the Island! Or else this would be way too easy!
Rudy and Kamek: … True…
Rufus: Yeah…
Larry: I guess so.
P.T.: Bacon.
Everyone heads toward Yoshi Mountain.
Green Yoshi: Hey Rufus, long time no see!
Yellow Yoshi: Yeah!
Rufus: Hey Crudus, hey Croceus.
Rudy: Are you ALL named after the Latin names of your skin colors?
Rufus: No! So what’s been going on?
Croceus (Yellow Yoshi): We all got sucked into a vortex of some kind. But then when we woke up, everything was normal.
Rufus: Yeah, for you guys maybe. This island and the sea around it are the only things here… Well there are OTHER places, but that’s not the point.
Crudus (Green Yoshi): What do you mean?
Rufus: Well, if you go to the far side of the sea, you’ll notice that the whole world is plain and white.
Crudus: … Oh DAD…
Rufus: But you guys are all fine. Say, have you seen a special Orb?
Croceus: Yeah, Boshi has something like that.
Rufus: In your face, Violet!
Violet: Shut up.
Everyone heads over to Boshi.
Boshi Fanyoshis: Wow Boshi, you’re the man!
Boshi: You guys are only saying that because I have the shiny ball, right?
Fanyoshis: Oh yeah!
Boshi: All right then.
Rufus: Hey, Bozoshi.
Boshi: Oh, if it isn’t the sore loser!
Larry: Rufus, what happened between you guys?
Rufus: Oh, I lost to him in a race once.
Boshi: Don’t mess with me!
Rufus: You stole my girlfriend!
Boshi: So? I’m THE MAN!
Rudy: This is just gonna end up being a race between you two for the Orb, isn’t it?
Boshi: I’m down with that idea. We’ll race to the top of Yoshi Mountain.
P.T.: I accept!
Rufus: I’M the one that’s racing him!
P.T.: … This is because I’m not a Yoshi, isn’t it? Prejudice!
Rufus: (sarcastically) … Yes, P.T., that’s exactly the case. Now go wait in the daycare center until we’re done.
P.T.: Fine, jerk!
In a fenced area, P.T. is sitting at a desk, writing.
P.T.: Mommy, can I go play with my friends now?
Random Yoshi: Not until you finish your homework!
The others are watching.
Everyone Else: …
Rufus: Anyway, now we race!
Boshi Fan #1: Go bro, you’re the man!
Boshi Fan #2: If you can’t do it, nobody can!
Rufus: I ought to hit you guys for sounding so lame.
Boshi: You’re on! Winner gets the ball. Go!
Boshi and Rufus start running toward the top of the mountain. For most of the race, the two Yoshis take turns getting ahead of each other. But two separate times once they are roughly most of the way there, Rufus has a burst of energy that takes him real far ahead. He has a third time right before the end, launching him past the conveniently placed finish line.
Rufus: Now you know defeat. Brought to you by… *points to his feet* da feet.
An egg from off screen hits Rufus.
Rufus: I deserved that.
Boshi catches up to Rufus, and so does everyone else. And P.T.
Boshi: All right, all right! You win! You get your stupid ball!
Rufus: Orb.
Boshi: Whatever! Just let me finish my cookie.
Boshi pulls out a Yoshi Cookie. The fresh-baked-just-like-Mom-used-to-make smell reaches all the way over to the nose of a giant, pink Yoshi. Suddenly it wakes up.
Yoob: *^&)^@#*&+@(#*%+*@(*!!!
Boshi: AAAAAH! Was that thing cursing at me?!
Rudy: No, it’s a Shroob, that’s its native tongue! I can’t believe a cookie could awaken that monster that’s been sleeping for at least thirty years!
Yoob reaches its long tongue out at Boshi and gulps him up! And he has the Orb with him!
Everyone: Dang it!
Yoob then eats Rufus.
Rudy: We have to follow him!
P.T.: Wait! This one guy told me what to do when a giant Yoshi alien is trying to eat you!
FLASHBACK!
Old Guy: Remember, P.T. When faced with a giant Yoshi alien trying to eat you, you must remember something very important. Don’t have a flashback!
End Flashback!
P.T.: … Dang it, I can’t do anything right!
Yoob eats P.T.
Rudy: At least we got rid of him.
Yoob eats Rudy.
Violet: Rudy!
Yoob eats Violet. Then he eats Kamek but then spits him back out.
Kamek: Again?!
Larry: Huh?!
Kamek: Yoob apparently doesn’t like how Koopas taste. I’m offended!
Larry: Me too! So what do we do now?
Kamek: I have no idea. Let’s just wait and see if they survive.
Larry: Sounds like a plan.
Violet wakes up in Yoob’s stomach a while later.
Violet: Ugh… Why does this sort of stuff always start with me waking up alone?
Rufus: I’m right here.
Rudy: Me too.
P.T.: Yeah, conceited…
Violet: Well all right then… Wait, where’s Boshi?
Rufus: Naturally we have no idea.
Rudy: Well it’s been possible to go right through Yoob … ever since Mario and Luigi were babies. So he could’ve escaped.
???: Help!
Violet: That doesn’t sound like an escaped Boshi. That sounds like a troubled Boshi.
Carpaccio walks up to the group with Boshi tied up and being held by Grak and Green.
Carpaccio: We found ourselves here ever since that Void incident. That’s the last time we work together! Now hand over your other two Orbs and you can get your friend back and we can save the world.
Rufus: He’s not our friend!
P.T.: Wait… Don’t we want to save the world?
Rudy: Yeah!
Carpaccio: Well I can do it and still have great hair. Now hand them over.
P.T.: … Fire attack!
P.T. randomly breathes fire on the four of them, causing Grak and Green to drop Boshi. Violet goes over to him and cuts up the ropes.
Violet: Now-
Boshi: Run for it!
Boshi runs toward Yoob’s bottom.
Violet: After him!
Carpaccio: Not so fast!
All of them follow after Boshi. But that’s all we have time for now.
To Be Continued...
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