Chapter 10: Not the final battle, but we’re getting close!
Larry: Yay! We finally made it!
Bundt: But what about the Red Star?!
It lands on Iggy’s head.
Iggy: Ow!
Larry: That was lucky.
He grabs it and then a claw grabs Iggy by the head and carries him off.
Iggy: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Larry: Iggy!!!!
They run after him until they reach the 6-door room.
Voice: Each of you must enter a room and fight a past enemy!
Larry: But there are only five of us.
Dodo: You’ll have to go into two doors, I guess.
Larry: Hey!
They each enter a door…
Room 1: Culex
Culex is in a monochrome version of
the Mack fight but without the rest of the party.
Culex: You will die!
Mack: Wazzzzzup?!
Culex shoots dark energy balls at Mack.
Mack: Ow!
Mack shoots fire at Culex but he uses magic to reverse it and it kills Mack.
Culex: That was easy…
Room 2: Raspberry
Raspberry is in the mines with a monochrome
Croco.
Croco: Die!
Raspberry: Blast!
He shoots a blast at Croco that kills him.
Raspberry: … Wimp!
Room 3: Larry
Larry is face to face with a monochrome
Bowyer.
Bowyer: Nya!
Larry: Take this! Lazy Shell!
He gets in the shell and flies at Bowyer, and it’s so heavy that Bowyer snaps in half.
Larry: Why are these so easy?!
Because they’re just repeats…
Room 4: Bundt
Bundt is fighting a monochrome Yaridovich.
Bundt: Diamond Saw!
Yaridovich: Ow! Spear Blast!
He shoots a blast at Bundt.
Bundt: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZA! BLAAAAAAH!
He destroys Yaridovich.
Room 5: Dodo
He’s fighting a monochrome Booster.
Dodo: I’m hungry…
He eats Booster.
Room 6: Larry again
He’s fighting a monochrome Chef Torte
Torte: You must die!
He flings a pan at Larry and it hits his face.
Larry: Gah! Look behind you!
Torte: *turns* Huh?
Larry breathes fire at Torte and kills him.
Rooms defeated!
The party is now face to face with Magikoopa.
Magikoopa: Smithy has ordered me to kill you.
Larry: We’re not afraid of you.
Magikoopa: Oh. Well… could you pretend?
Culex: No.
Magikoopa: Well, then I’m leaving!
He runs away crying.
All: …
They go in the next door and find themselves in the room with the chandeliers.
Larry: (covering his eyes) Can I open my eyes now, Culex?
Culex: I didn’t ask you to cover your eyes!
Larry: *opens eyes* Wow! The chandelier room!
Boomer: Hey! You kids get off of my property!
They jump on the second chandelier.
Dodo: Who are you?
Boomer: A samurai!
Samurai Jack: There’s only room for one samurai around here!
Boomer shoots a missile at Jack that kills him.
Bundt: Bring it on!
Bundt shoots a diamond saw at Boomer but he cuts it in half!
Boomer: Weakling!
Dodo pecks at Boomer but gets distracted by a candy bar that’s on the floor and he dives for it, and then carries it back to their chandelier.
Boomer: I have been following you and studying your fighting styles and weaknesses!
Larry: Well, there’s one more trick up my sleeve you probably didn’t see!
Boomer: Yeah, you can turn into a monster, I saw. Besides, it’s daytime.
Larry: … *censored*
Culex: I don’t care! TAKE THIS!!!
He shoots a beam of darkness at Boomer and it hits him.
Boomer: Gah! I never thought we would fight on these! Why did Smithy have me fight here?
Larry: Irony?
Boomer: D’oh!
Larry: Take… this!
He takes out a Smash Ball and breaks it!
Larry: Shadow Claw…
The room turns dark and Larry punches a hole in Boomer’s chest, then everything turns bright again.
Boomer: Gah! *pant*
He turns blue and his wound starts healing!
All: No!
Larry slashes the rope holding his chandelier up, and he falls.
Boomer: Nooooooooooooooo!
He dies.
Shy Guy: All right! To the top floor!
He starts going up and up until they reach Exor.
Exor: You again?! Well I see you have some partners! But you will die! And your brother will be ours!
Larry: (in a booming voice) No!
Exor: Mwahahaha!
He shoots a beam at Larry, knocking him into Dodo.
Both: Ow!
Culex blasts both of the eyes with shadow orbs.
Exor: Gah!
His protection is gone!
Larry: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZA! BLAAAAAAAH!
He fires his… laza… at Exor! He is defeated!
Exor: No!!! Why was I so weak?
Bundt: You’re a sword…
Exor: Well, you’ll never survive the factory!
He sucks them in…
Chapter 11: The final battle… with a twist!
Everyone falls onto the Factory floor.
Larry: (covering his eyes) Can I open my eyes yet, Culex?
Culex: Would you stop covering your eyes?
Larry uncovers them.
All: Wow…
They continue on and jump on a spring and reach Count Down.
Count Down: Ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
All: …
Count Down: What are you guys doing here?
Larry: We’re here to kill Smithy!
Count Down: You’ll have to beat me first!
Ding-a-Ling 1: We shall beat you ring ring!
Ding-a-Ling 2: Don’t make us laugh ring ring!
Culex: Enough of the ring rings!
He shoots dark energy at the Ding-a-Lings that blows them up.
Count Down: That’s it! 1:00, time to die!
Several spears shoot out at them and stab them.
Dodo: I’ll take care of this!
He eats the hands.
Count Down: Nooo! I’m powerless now!
The team walks past him.
Bundt: Oh crud!
Raspberry: Look!
There are gray versions of bosses.
Machine Made Bosses: Die!
Larry: Ram!
He retracts into his shell and rams them, knocking them into the bottomless pit below.
Cloaker and Domino: Die!
Larry whacks them into Mad Adder and Earthlink, and the four explode.
Larry: Man, so many bosses!
They continue on but for some reason Clerk, Director, and Manager aren’t there.
Larry: Weird.
Dodo: Look! A tank!
Factory Chief: Hello.
Larry: Where are those three guys?
Chief: Operating Gunyolk.
Larry picks up Gunyolk and whacks Chief off the platform and then Dodo eats Gunyolk.
Dodo: Mmmm… Gunyolk…
They enter the hole where Smithy is and see a horrible sight: Smithy is doing the Carmelladansdan… Gross!
Team: Aaahhhh!!! It burns!
Smithy: Gah! Who are you?!
Culex: Your worst nightmare!
Smithy: …
Smelter: I get it!
Smithy: Shut up, Smelter!
Smelter: …
Larry: Where’s my brother?!
Smithy: If you want to see him, you’ll have to get past me!
Larry: Hiya!
He lunges at Smithy but is whacked into Smelter by Smithy using his hammer.
Both: Ow.
Dodo attempts to eat the hammer but Smithy shakes him off.
Smithy: You can’t win!
Culex: Summon!
Culex summons demons but Smithy crushes them!
Smithy: I can do that too! Summon!
He summons Belome, Croco, Magikoopa, Torte, and Apprentice!
All 5: You must die!
Larry: D’oh!
Dodo: I’ll take care of that non-scary Magikoopa!
Magikoopa: I’m scary now!
He summons an image of a giant demon.
Dodo: Still not scary…
He eats Magikoopa.
Larry: You must die!
He knocks Torte and Apprentice off the platform.
Culex: Bye, Croco!
He summons a portal to an alternate dimension that sucks Croco in.
Croco: Noooo!
Bundt: Diamond Saw!
Belome eats them.
Belome: … That wasn’t a good idea!
He dies.
Smithy: … Lame!
Larry: Die!
He lunges at Smithy but is smacked away.
Smithy: I’m so angry!
He starts smashing his hammer to the floor.
Smelter: Smithy! That’s a new floor! Stop! Or it will break!
Smithy doesn’t listen and the platform chains break and they fall down below…
Torte: Zat really hurt!
Apprentice: Uh… Torte?
Torte: Vat? *looks up* Oh crud!
The platform lands of them.
Smithy: Noooo!!! Transform!!!
He turns into his second form!
Smithy: Mwahahaha! Bow, you pitiful Koopa! Bow down! Koopas are pitiful! They’re worthless!
Larry: I’m offended! I’ll show you how important Koopas really are! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: KOOPA HIGHLIGHTS IN HD!
Two nosehairs wrap around Smithy.
Larry: I’ll show you how a Koopa’s life is! But it will be edited for time! First we start with the birth of a baby!
He lifts Smithy with his nosehairs.
Smithy: Let me down now!
Larry: You’re heading to the hospital!
He tosses Smithy into a dentist’s office.
Smithy: This isn’t a hospital!
Dodo (on another side of a door): I’m gonna have to pull that tooth out!
Culex: Will it hurt?
Dodo: No! I won’t feel a thing!
Culex: Ow!
Suddenly a giant baby Larry bursts through the wall and into Smithy.
Smithy: Gah!
Culex: He’s so adorable!
FLASHBACK!
Dodo: You have a baby tooth that’s ready to come out!
Culex: Ok!
Dodo pulls it out and it turns into Baby Larry.
FLASHBACK OVER!
Smithy: That’s not how babies are born!
Larry: Next we have to name them!
We see a bunch of baby Larrys in front of a trampoline while Culex reads off names.
Culex: Larry… Larry… Larry.
Each baby jumps on the trampoline and takes a paper saying “Larry” off of Smithy.
Smithy: Huh?
Larry: And they have a natural sense of karate!
Baby Larry: Karate Chop! Uppercut! Roundhouse Kick!
He performs each move on Smithy.
Smithy: What’s with these babies?! This must end!
Larry: We’ve only seen the first part of a Koopa’s life! Next is elementary school!
We see a school in space with Larry, Culex, and Dodo in spacesuits!
Larry: Ready to study?!
They open backpacks, and rockets shoot out at Smithy.
All Three: Study, study, study, study!
Then some small aliens zap Culex.
Dodo: We’ll save you!
They shoot rockets at Culex and the aliens.
Larry: Then we graduate!
We see Culex drifting in space, hurt, and Smithy is on the ground in front of a saluting Larry and Dodo.
Larry: We’ll never forget you, Teacher!
Dodo: That’s right, Mr. Whateveryournameis!
Bundt: He wasn’t your teacher!
Larry: Now we go to middle school!
We see the three doing homework in a room and nothing seems weird about it.
Raspberry: That seems normal.
Larry: Yep! At Dorsal Fin Middle School!
The walls fall and it turns out they’re in the middle of the ocean with many sharks swimming around the room.
Larry: The teachers hover over us to make sure we’re doing our work. And we learn how to fly-fish!
He picks up a fishing rod with Smithy on the end and tosses it out to the sharks, and they attack Smithy.
Larry: Then we have our branding teenage years!
They all stomp Smithy. Then Larry kicks Smithy hard in the gut. Then he picks him up and runs with him.
Larry: Here’s a Koopa’s first job interview!!!
He jumps through a window in a door into a room with Culex in it.
Larry: Sorry I’m late, Boss!
Culex: You’re hired! I need someone to fix my windows!
Smithy: But he broke it!
We see the building fall… right on Smithy.
Smithy: Gah!!!
Larry: When Koopas get fired we go to a second one and lie about the first one!
We see Larry, Dodo, and Culex stuffing sushi in Smithy’s mouth.
Larry: Now I’m working at a sushi place!
Smithy: Stop!
Larry: …
He smashes Smithy’s face into a wall.
Larry: Who do you think you are, eating during a battle?!
We see Dodo, Culex, Bundt, and Raspberry eating sushi.
Bundt: You said it!
Larry: Now for a Koopa’s most important part in life: their first love!
Culex sees a woman.
Culex: My first love!
The woman turns out to be a costume and Larry is in it.
Culex: Where did she go?! My first love is gone!!!
He’s on a train dragging Smithy along with a rope.
Culex: I need to lose my train of thought!
Smithy: Why don’t you just take a walk?!
Culex let’s go of the rope and the train turns into a robot that starts shooting lasers at Smithy.
Smithy: What did I do?!
Larry: Now do you see why Koopas are so kind and loving?
Smithy: I must have missed that part!
The team punch Smithy in the head.
Team: Koopas rule!!!
Smithy: But you four others aren’t Koopas!
Larry: You lose!
Larry punches the Yellow Star and Smithy’s body explodes.
Smithy: Nooo!!
Bundt: Oh yeah!
Raspberry: You beat him!
Smithy: Oh no you haven’t!
A tube appears and Iggy is in it… but
he’s a robot!
Chapter 12: Ok I lied, THIS is the true final battle!
Larry: Iggy! No! Why?!
Smithy: We needed the ultimate weapon! But we couldn’t use you… You couldn’t be captured so easily, so we chose your brother instead! Mwahahah!
Larry: No…
Larry starts glowing and his hair turns spikier and claws and fangs grow.
Larry: I’m gonna kill you!!!
He lunges not at Smithy, but at Dodo?
Meanwhile…
Masked Man #1: He’s too angry! He can’t tell friend from foe!
Masked Man #2: I have an idea!
He focuses energy and the tube breaks.
Back to the heroes!
Iggy: Eliminate Larry!
Larry, who is in the middle of beating up Dodo, turns around.
Iggy: Die!
He shoots his arm at Larry and drags him back.
Larry: Grra!
He punches Iggy’s face.
Smithy: This is good!
Iggy picks Larry up and shoots lightning at him from his mouth. Larry then breaks free and uppercuts Iggy into his broken test tube.
Iggy: Fire!
One of his arms changes into a flamethrower and starts shooting flames.
Iggy: Ha ha ha!
Larry: Nice try!
He runs around Iggy so fast that Iggy can’t see him anymore, and then Larry appears in front of Iggy and kicks him into the wall.
Bundt: Should we help?
Culex: This is Larry’s fight.
Iggy: … Help me!
Larry: Huh?
Iggy: To turn me back to normal you must… zrrrkkkzzz… *static noises*
Larry: Nooooooo!!!
Larry starts wailing on Iggy.
Iggy: Must… eliminate!
Larry tears the head off. Then Larry changes back to normal and collects the Yellow Star.
Smithy: How?!
The portal is repaired.
Larry: Iggy…
A shooting star passes and Iggy’s remains start glowing.
Larry: Iggy!
Iggy is returned to normal… Wow, that was cheesy…
Larry: You’re back!
Iggy: Thank you Larry. But what do we do with him?
Smithy: Uh oh…
Larry: I know!
Larry hits Smithy with a Homerun Bat and knocks him into the portal.
Larry: Now what?
Iggy: We go home.
Larry: Thank you all!
Culex: No problem.
Dodo: I had fun!
Bundt: Well it looks like this is the ending!
Raspberry: Bye everyone! And thanks for reading!
Larry: We can’t end it like that!
Raspberry: Don’t worry, there’s an epilogue!
Larry: Oh…
Epilogue:
At the enemy base…
???: He failed?!
Hooded Figure: I’m sorry, sir, but our next plan will destroy Larry for sure. Then we shall work on getting your body back.
???: It better work! Or else!
Here’s what happened to everyone I find important!
Larry: Went back to interviewing.
Iggy: Went back to normal life.
Dodo: Went to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Culex: Continued to reap souls.
Shy Ranger: Woke up on in the Pipe
Vault and rested.
Bundt and Raspberry: Went into hiding
so no one can eat them.
Peach: Is safe at the castle.
Bowletta: ???
Hooded Figure: ???
???: Unknown
Project MM: ???
Hooky: ???
Torte and Apprentice: Hurt. Bad!
Smithy: Being tortured in Underwhere.
And that’s everyone I find important!
The End…?
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