Kamek walks out of the lab, laughing at what he has done.
Kamek: I am a genius!
Kamek hops on his broomstick and starts flying home.
Kamek: Only a genius like me would realize that Ludwig wasn't dead, and realize where he was so I could kill him. I am a genius!
After soaring through the skies, when he is reaching the Mushroom Kingdom, he sees Kammy waving him down. Kamek flies down to Kammy.
Kamek: Kammy, I've killed him! We've won.
Kammy: Not yet, you nincomkoop!
Kamek: Kammy, what are you talking about?
Kammy: Bowser is still alive!
Kamek: Impossible!
Kammy: And he's taken over the castle!
Kamek: Say what?
Kammy: And we can't go back, he's going to kill you!
Kamek: I'll kill him!
Kammy: You can't!
Kamek: Why not?
Kammy: He's a Boo! Bowser Boo!
Kamek: %&^%. How are we supposed to get rid of Bowser Boo?
Kammy: I don't know.
Kamek: Well we can't just admit defeat.
Kammy: Yeah. Wait, how did Luigi kill King Boo in Luigi's Mansion?
Kamek: He didn't, he sucked him up with the Poltergust 3000.
Kammy: So that means we need to get the Poltergust 3000?
Kamek: I think that will work!
Kammy: Good. So, where is the Poltergust 3000 now?
Kamek: I think E. Gadd has it.
Kammy: Well, we best get that before Bowser gets the Gem of Life.
Kamek: What's that?
Kammy: It's a gem that will turn a Boo back to their original form. So if Boo Bowser gets that before you get the Poltergust 3000, he can become Bowser again, and then you will be completely out of luck.
Kamek: Then what are we waiting for; we’d better get to E. Gadd’s lab!
Kamek and Kammy get on their broomsticks and start soaring through the skies toward E. Gadd’s lab.
Kamek: Kammy, how are we going to get the Poltergust 3000?
Kammy: Well, we can just ask him for it, but I doubt he'll agree, so it looks like we'll have to break in and take it by force.
Kamek: Indeed.
Kamek and Kammy land outside E. Gadd’s lab.
Kamek: Let's sneak in through this window.
Kamek and Kammy climb through a window and emerge in a lab.
Kammy: Woah, so this is what his lab looks like.
Kamek: I've always wondered what it would be like.
Kamek and Kammy walk though the lab until they see a door marked "Inventions".
Kamek: This looks like the place.
Kammy: Then let's enter.
Kamek and Kammy enter the room. They see every invention E. Gadd has ever created.
Kammy: Wow, FLUDD! I've always wanted to try this out!
Kamek: Not now, Kammy, we must hurry. We can't let Bowser get that Gem of Life.
Kamek and Kammy walk all the way to the far end of the room, and right in front of them, is the Poltergust 3000.
Kamek: This is it!
Kammy: Yeah, let's grab it and go!
Kamek quickly swipes the Poltergust 3000, and the two run out of the lab and get back on the broomsticks and head back into the skies to head to Dark Land again.
Kamek: Do you think he has found it?
Kammy: Probably not. He didn't learn about it until about an hour before I found you, so no one has probably gotten it yet.
Kamek: Good. I can't let this fail. This is the only thing that stands between me and absolute power.
Kammy: Do you have the strangest feeling that we're forgetting something?
Kamek: What makes you say that?
Kammy: That was too easy. I mean, normally there's some kind of trap.
Kamek: Well, maybe it's a sign that things are this easy, as I'm going to have absolute power.
Kammy: True.
Kamek and Kammy land just outside of the castle.
Kammy: Well, let's turn that on, as we want to make this as quick as possible.
Kamek: Uh…
Kamek and Kammy look down at the Poltergust 3000 to see several buttons, none of which are labeled.
Kammy: This could be a problem.
Kamek: Hmm… You're right. Let's try this button here.
Kamek pushes a button. All of a sudden, the Poltergust 3000 starts to glow, and a ghastly figure gets shot out of the Poltergust 3000.
???: Free at last!
Kamek: Who are you?
???: King Boo, who else?
Kammy: King Boo, how do we work this?
King Boo: Why should I tell you? I know you're just going to suck me back up with that.
Kamek: No, we're not. We need to suck Bowser up with it.
King Boo: Bowser?
Kammy: Yes. Bowser died, and has now become Bowser Boo. He wants to get the Gem of Life to become normal again and kill Kamek.
King Boo: You mean this?
King Boo pulls out a gem that is shining.
Kammy: That's it!
Kamek: Give me it!
King Boo: I don't think so. I'm giving this straight to Bowser.
King Boo takes off toward Bowser's castle.
Kamek: We can't let him do this!
Kammy: After him! I'll keep pressing buttons on the way until I figure out how to use it!
Kamek and Kammy jump on their broomsticks and start chasing King Boo. After a few minutes of chasing, King Boo slips right though the castle wall.
Kamek: %#(^%, we have to use the main entrance.
Kamek and Kammy take off toward the main entrance, only to see a Hammer Bro and a Fire Bro guarding it.
Kammy: Guards, please let us in!
Hammer Bro: It's the fuzz! Bowser said not to let these guys in unless dead.
Fire Bro: Let's get those crazy cats!
Hammer Bro: Only if you promise never to say "crazy cats" again.
Fire Bro: Fine. Let's get those rotten rapscallions!
Hammer Bro: Don't say that again either!
Fire Bro: Fine. Let's-
Hammer Bro: Don't even think about saying "slick slimes" either.
Fire Bro: Umm, we just let those horrid hipsters get away.
Hammer Bro: What?
Hammer Bro turns to see Kamek and Kammy running up the staircase towards Bowser's room.
Hammer Bro: We need to have a talk about that dialect of yours.
Kamek and Kammy are running up the hallway, when they see a Sledge Bro guarding Bowser's room.
Sledge Bro: Grr... Bowser said not to let you in.
Kammy: What do we do?
Kamek: Fight, what else?
Kamek charges at the Sledge Bro, running with his staff in his hand and using it as a sword.
Kamek: Ahhhh!
Kamek whacks his staff over the Sledge Bro's head, having little effect.
Sledge Bro: Stupid person. That no hurt. This will.
The Sledge Bro starts hurling sledgehammers at Kamek, but Kamek uses his magic to create a shield, preventing the sledgehammers from hitting him.
Sledge Bro: Grr!
The Sledge Bro jumps in midair and slams the ground, only he falls through the floor.
Sledge Bro: No!
Kammy: That went fairly quick.
Kamek: Is the Poltergust 3000 ready?
Kammy: Ready as it will ever be.
Kamek: Let's roll!
In slow, dramatic motion, Kamek round-house kicks the door Chuck Norris-style, and the door opens. Kamek and Kammy walk though, only to see a huge, glowing figure in the center of the room.
Kamek: What is that?
King Boo: Haha, you're too late, morons!
After the glowing stops, Bowser, back in normal form, drops down on the floor, and slowly walks across the room toward Kamek.
Kamek: %#%^#!
Bowser: Well well, you weren't expecting to see me here now, were you?
Kamek: How did you get there?
Bowser: Now Kamek, don't play stupid. You know I came here to kill you.
Kamek: Why?
Bowser: Don't play stupid! I'm here to kill you because you killed my son! You turned on me, Kamek, and now, you must pay.
Bowser raises his hands and swipes quickly at Kamek, but he jumps out of the way.
Kamek: I've been waiting for this day my whole life!
Kamek smashes his staff right in Bowser's face.
Bowser: Ahhhh, you evil fiend!
Bowser starts breathing fire on Kamek.
Kamek: Ow, hot hot hot!
Bowser: Die!
Bowser then stomps right on the burning Kamek.
Kamek: I… still have… one trick… up… my sleeve.
Kamek quickly pulls out a potion, and tosses it on Bowser.
Bowser: Potions won't save you now, Kamek!
Just then, Bowser begins shrinking, and is eventually cut down in size by half.
Bowser: %#*^!
Kamek: Nya hah, you cannot beat me!
???: Yarr!
Just as Kamek is going down for the final blow on Bowser, a figure drops from above and stabs a giant sword right into Kamek, knocking him to the ground.
Kamek: Gack!
The figure makes one final stab, right to Kamek's head. The figure then turns to Kammy.
Kammy: Ahhhh!
Kammy runs away screaming.
Bowser: … It can't be. Ludwig…
Ludwig: Dad!
Ludwig runs over to Bowser.
Bowser: I thought Kamek killed you?
Ludwig: I though so too, but luckily, a group of Shy Guys by the name of the Misfit Guys came down and revived me.
Ludwig pokes his head out the window.
Ludwig: Thanks Misfit Guys!
The Misfit Guys all smile and give a thumbs up to Ludwig, and then proceed to head back home.
Bowser: Ludwig… You passed the biggest test of all. You never gave up, even when Kamek, your friend as well as mine, betrayed you. And what do you know, you won. You killed Kamek! By killing him, you also killed an evil psycho.
Ludwig: Aw, thanks King Dad!
Bowser: I am very proud of you. Now, if you don't mind, I think I'm going to be ruler of Dark Land again. Is that ok with you?
Ludwig: Yes! Being ruler is harder than it looks.
Bowser: Good. Now how about we get all your siblings and go out for ice cream?
Ludwig: Is there going to be chocolate ice cream?
Bowser: Double chocolate.
Ludwig: Sweet, let's go!
Bowser and Ludwig walk off into the bright horizon, as they are going to celebrate a job well done.
THE END
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