Chapter 2: Battle on Native Guy Island
The news of the battle spreads. Towns construct walls to protect themselves. A Koopa Finds Mario, who broke his spine and walked around for a few days. At Yoshi's Island, explosions are sounding and can be heard a mile away. The nearby Native Guy Island is under siege. At first the Goombas are overpowering the Native Guys, until the Shy Guys emerge from an underwater cavern.
General Guy: Hey! Get off of that!
He leaves his tank to kick off a few invading Microgoombas. He retreats back into the tank and shoots at a group of Goombas. A Fly Guy flies by.
Fly Guy: Sir! We're winning!
General Guy: Excellent! Keep attacking!
Meanwhile at Bowser's Castle...
Bowser: GRAH!!! WHAT... DO.... YOU... MEAN... YOU LOST HIM?!
Koopatrol: I'm sorry, sir! But he got captured stopping the Shy Guys!
Bowser: That's it! We're going to-
Koopatrol: NO! We must not be involved!
Bowser: Do you want to get involved with my foot?!
Koopatrol: Wait... wha?
He is kicked out of the window. Then Kamek flies in.
Kamek: Sir! It's horrible!
Bowser: Koopa Burger is going of of business!?
Kamek: No. It's actually much worse...
Outside...
A lot of Goombas are going on the Koopa Cruiser. Bowser comes out.
Bowser: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Goomba: I'm sorry, King, but we must help our kind. Ciao!
The Koopa Cruiser soon flies away. Kamek fires a spell at the ship, but it doesn't catch up.
Kamek: You hooligans! Get back here right now or-
He is then crushed by a spike ball.
Kamek: Erg... Medic...
Back at the medic...
Goomba King: Keep fighting, my brothers! This island will soon be ours!
Paragoomba: Sir! Unauthorized vehicle flying by!
Goomba King: What the?!
The Koopa Cruiser flies in front of the Goomba King. An entire army of Goombas arise from the Koopa Cruiser. The king simply smiles. Meanwhile, the Goomba forces on the ground have been driven away.
Shy Guy: Yeah! This is our turf!
But that's when yelling is heard. The Goombas comes back, with reinforcements. The Goombas and Shy Guys are evenly matched. However, a spiked ball hits the ground and scares away the Native Guys.
General Guy: Hm... I somehow knew that he'd be hiding something. Troops, we must go!
Shy Guy: But why?
General Guy: This battle lived up to its purpose! Retreat!
Then all of the Shy Guys retreat back into the underwater cave. The Goombas push a boulder over the cave.
Goomba: w00t! I can't believe they retreated! Those idiots! Hey sir! Sir?
Goomba King: This was all a hoax.
Goomba: What do you mean?
Goomba King: This was an intelligence mission.
At Shy Guy's Toy Box....
General Guy: They have stolen a weapon of their own, as I had predicted! Is our weapon finished yet?
Scientist Guy: Yes! It took us a while with the paint job, but it works!
The scientist pulls a giant cover, revealing a huge blimp with a cannon attached. An angry face is painted onto the blimp.
Scientist Guy: We have finished, Project: Kabula!
Why did they recreate a Kirby character? Will Bowser declare war on the Shy Guys for taking his son? Will they ever make a Mario Party 9? Only one of these questions will be answered in the next chapter!
To Be Continued...
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