Episode 6
LAST TIME ON NINTENDOMON...
Mario: Yes! I caught a Cheep Cheep! Now I have a really rare Nintendomon that will help me win the Blaze Seal!
Luigi: So, which Nintendomon are you going to choose?
Mario: Well, here they are! Go Nintendomon!
Fire Bro: Fire-Bro!!!!
Cheep Cheep: Cheep-Chee!!!
Parabuzzy: Para-Para-Buzz!
Rick: My name is Rick, the leader of the Desertville Gym. I guess you want to challenge me.
BATTLE START!!
Rick: Go Podoboo!
Mario: Go Parabuzzy!
CRITICAL HIT!! Podoboo WAS KNOCKED OUT!!
Redbeetle WAS KNOCKED OUT!!
Rick: Darn... Redbeetle, return. Now, GO! Fire Bro!
Enemy's Fire Bro RUSHED TOWARD FIRE BRO!!
Fire Bro WAS HIT!! CRITICAL HIT!! M. Fire Bro USED COUNTER AND DEALT BACK DOUBLE DAMAGE!
R. Fire Bro WAS KNOCKED OUT!!
BATTLE END...
Rick: I, Rick, the leader of the Desertville Gym, hereby present you with the Blaze Seal!
Mario takes the seal, and spins around Super Mario 64-style.
Mario: I-a got the Blaze Seal! Wahoo!
Wario: I'm one seal ahead, Mario! And to prove that I'm better, I challenge you!
BATTLE START!!
Wario: Go Fleepfleep!
Mario: Go Fire Bro!
Mario: Blaze Bro, use Shell Shock!
Wario: NOOOOOOO!!!
Fleepfleep WAS KNOCKED OUT!!
BATTLE END...
TODAY ON NINTENDOMON...
Mario: We're almost there.
Luigi: Is that Goomba Village?
Yoshi: Goomba Village?
Mario: Where I got my first seal. And yes, it is Goomba Village.
Luigi: Yes! That just means we have
to go through Goomba Forest and we'll be in Toad Town as quick as you can
say: Boowatchamalikeychocolateflavoredvanillapudding
foriseelondoniseefranceiseeyourshinyunderpants.
Yoshi: You’re right. That's going to take a while.
After a few tries of trying to say that, they get to Goomba Village. As they walk they see Brownie getting challenged by another Toad.
Brownie: So, you ready?
Toad: YEAH!
10 seconds later...
Toad: Ah...
Brownie: That was quick.
Mario: Yeah.
Brownie: ?!
Mario: Hi.
Brownie: MARIO?! You beat the Elite Cup already! HOLY COW!
Mario: No. We've got to get to Aquarium Island so I can get the Wave Seal, and our only way to get there is by going back to Toad Town.
Brownie: Cool, so which Nintendomon do you three have?
Mario: Go! I choose all of you!
Blaze Bro: Blaze-Blaze
Cheep Cheep: Cheep-chee!
Parabuzzy: Para-buzz!
Koopa: Koopa? (How come I only have one cry?!)
Luigi: Go, everyone!
Nipper: Nip-nip!
Paragoomba: Para-goom!
Chain Chomp: ARF ARF!
Yoshi: GO!
Koopa: Koopa!
Birdo: Bird!
Brownie: Nice. Luigi, I have a gift for you.
Brownie hands over a weird Red Feather.
Luigi: Why is the word "Red Feather" in the above sentence capitalized?
Brownie: Because it's important. Duh. Didn't you go to school?
Luigi: I never did get an education... I get my smarts from videogames.
Brownie: Is that so? What's the moon made of?
Mario: Cheese?
Luigi: The moon is made of rock and dust and has no atmosphere and very low gravity, causing you to grow and lose weight, and one of the most common theories is that the meteorite that impacted Plit and killed all the Yoshi's-
Yoshi: HEY!
Luigi: -made enough debris that formed a center of gravity and compacted all of the matter and made a sphere-shaped satellite that to this very day orbits Plit in an irregular ellipse.
Brownie: WRONG! It is made of cheese! My book, History of Plit: By Mario says so!
Luigi: X_X
Brownie: Anyway, take it.
Luigi: Take what? The moon?
Brownie: NO, YOU MORON! THIS!
Luigi: What is it?
Brownie: A Red Wing. If you give it to your Paragoomba, it'll evolve into a Red Paragoomba.
Luigi: What should I do... Oh, why not? Here, take it.
DUN DUN DUN...
CONGRATULATIONS!! YOUR Paragoomba EVOLVED INTO A Red Paragoomba!
Luigi: Where's the nickname option?!
IT DOESN'T EXIST, STUPID.
Luigi: What kind of cheap Pokemon ripoff is this without a nickname option?!
EXACTLY. "CHEAP RIPOFF". REPEAT IT AFTER ME. CHEAP RIPOFF.
Luigi: Oh shut up.
A rock falls out of the sky.
Luigi: HEY!
Mario: Thanks Brownie. Bye!
Brownie: Bye! AND GOOD LUCK!!!
About an hour later...
Yoshi: Boowatchamalikeychocolateflavoredvanilla
Puddingforiseelondoniseefranceiseeyourshiny
underpants. Hey! I said it.
Luigi: But we got to Toad Town.
Yoshi: DRAT! You were right.
Mario: Hey, there's our house.
Luigi: Mario. It's our house. I can recognize it, you know.
Mario: (Stubborn brat.) Yeah, whatever.
Yoshi: He lives right there!
Yoshi points to a GIANT house that takes up half of the town.
Mario: Weird. Never noticed that there before.
Luigi: Me neither.
They ring the GIANT doorbell, they hear GIANT footsteps going down the GIANT stairs, they also hear GIANT voices going towards the GIANT door, and GIANT tremors. Then the door opens, and a GIANT shadow engulfs them.
Mario: Hello?
Jr. Troopa: Down here, jerk!
They all look down.
Luigi: We expected you to be taller.
Jr. Troopa: That's what they all say! Jerk!
Mario: Why are you calling us j-
Jr. Troopa: Jerks? Well, because that's what you are!!! JERK!
Mario: (whispering to Luigi) Have a cow!
Luigi snickers.
Jr. Troopa: WHAT?! Come closer, chubby jerk, I didn't hear you.
Mario: I said nothing important.
Jr. Troopa: I thought so. Jerk. So what do you want?
Yoshi: Can we borrow your boat?
Jr. Troopa: Sure, Yoshi! After all, you are my cousin!
DUN DUN DUN!
Mario: Where'd that sound effect come from?
Jr. Troopa: But since these jerks are with you, I don't know... If you beat me in a battle, I'll consider letting you borrow it...
Yoshi: Game on!
BATTLE START!!
Jr. Troopa: GO! KOOPATROL!
Yoshi: Go, Birdo!
Mario: Cool...
Nintendex: KOOPATROL, THE ARMOR/REPTILE NINTENDOMON. IT IS THE EVOLVED FORM OF PARATROOPA, AND KOOPAS' 3RD EVOLUTION STAGE. IT IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST NINTENDOMON EVER, TRAINING THEM COULD MAKE THEM ALMOST INVINCIBLE WITH THEIR HIGH DEFENSE AND OFFENSE. UH... THAT'S IT.
Jr. Troopa: Koopatrol, use Helmet Rush!
Koopatrol IS LOWERING HIS HEAD!
Yoshi: Birdo, use Egg Throw!
Koopatrol WAS HIT!
Jr. Troopa: READY, SET, RUUUUUUUUSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Birdo WAS HIT!!
Yoshi: Use Chicken!
Luigi: OF ALL THE PUNS!
Mario: Chicken?!
Yoshi: If any Nintendomon is retreated, they will automatically be knocked out.
Mario: How will that help you?
Yoshi: Like this. Birdo use Fate Union!
Luigi: That's an even worse pun! (Destiny Bond) That move knocks out both Nintendomon in three turns!
Mario: So either way, somebody's losing a competitor...
Jr. Troopa: Use Shed Shell! And combine with Hyper Tackle!
Koopatrol USED SHED SHELL! ALL SECONDARY EFFECTS ARE NOW NULL AND VOID! Koopatrol USED HYPER TACKLE!
Mario: HEY! That's my strategy!
Birdo WAS HIT! CRITICAAAAAAAAAAAAL HIT!!!
Yoshi: ???
Mario: I've always wanted to do that. But it's still too nerdy.
Yoshi: Birdo! Use Withstand!
Birdo IS WITHSTANDING!
Luigi: I know what's going to happen.
Mario: ???
Jr. Troopa: Koopatrol, use Helmet Bash!
Birdo WAS HIT! BIRDO IS BUILDING UP ENERGY!
Jr. Troopa: I don't care what it's doing! Koopatrol, use Helmet Bash again!
Yoshi: Birdo! Release the energy, quick!
Mario: What does it do?
Luigi: It waits until the trainer says so. It builds up energy every time it's hit, and it releases it in a blow that hurts all of the opponent’s party Nintendomon.
Mario: Smart.
Fate Union's COUNTDOWN HAS REACHED 0!
Birdo HAS BEEN K.O.'D!
Koopatrol HAS BEEN K.O.'D!
Yoshi: Go, Koopa!
Jr. Troopa: Go, Bob-omb!
Mario: Cool!
Nintendex: BOB-OMB, THE FIRE/ARMOR TYPE NINTENDOMON. THEY EVOLVE INTO BULK-OMB. THEY ARE REALLY RARE AND THEY CAN ONLY BE FOUND IN AREAS WHERE THERE HAVE BEEN EXPLOSIONS. A PROBABLE PLACE TO FIND ONE WOULD BE WHERE THE YOSHIS WENT EXTINCT.
Yoshi: STILL ALIVE HERE, YOU KNOW!!!
Nintendex: AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED, BOB-OMBS HAVE VERY HIGH DEFENSE, OFFENSE, AND SP. (SUPER) OFFENSE, WHAT THEY LACK IS SP. DEFENSE. IF A BOB-OMB OR BULK-OMB IS KO'D THEY'RE SUPER ABILITY WILL KICK IN, WHICH IS A GREAT EXPLOSION THAT MIGHT KNOCK OUT THE OPPONENT’S NINTENDOMON.
Mario: Where can I get one of those...?
Yoshi: Koopa, use Shell Slide!
SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
Jr. Troopa: Bob-omb, use Fireball!
Koopa WAS HIT! NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...
Yoshi: Koopa! Again Shell Slide!
Jr. Troopa: Bob-omb, use Heat Reserve!
Mario: He's not going to do-
Luigi: -what I think he's going to do...
Mario and Luigi: IS HE?!
Yoshi: Oh my DAD! Koopa, use Withdraw!
Jr. Troopa: Bob-ombers!
Mario: Phew!
Koopa WAS HIT! NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!
Yoshi: Use Withdraw again!
Jr. Troopa: Now to end this! Use IMPLOSION!
Bob-omb WAS KNOCKED OUT!!
Koopa WAS HIT!! WITHDRAW LEFT Koopa WITH ONE HP!
Yoshi: HA!
Jr. Troopa: Wait a second...
BOOOM!!
Bob-omb's EXPLOSION ABILITY KICKED IN!
Koopa WAS KNOCKED OUT!
BATTLE END...
Yoshi: HOLY-
At that very moment...
Random Cow: Who's Toledo?
Back to our heroes...
Jr. Troopa: Tie, so you don't get my boat.
The guys stare at him...
10 seconds later...
Jr. Troopa: OK! OK! I'LL LET YOU BORROW IT! JUST DON'T LET GO!
Mario is holding him by a leg over a cliff.
Mario: Ok, time to bring you back to solid gro-
Then a mosquito bites Mario.
Mario: OW!
Jr. Troopa: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He lets go and squishes the mosquito with both hands.
Mario: Oops...
Yoshi: Let's get out of here, he already let us borrow his boat.
After about an hour of traveling to the island...
Mario: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!
Yoshi: Oh, come on!
Luigi: Why didn't you go before we left?
Mario: I didn't have to!
They stop at a nearby island.
'Bout 3 hours later...
Mario: All done.
They board the ship, and they're attacked by a Wailord. (Yes, a WAILORD. It's a cameo, Pokémon fans.)
Luigi: They exist in this dimension?!
Mario: Apparently!
Yoshi: SHUT UP AND LET'S GO!
They paddle at full speed and crash into an island.
Mario: I really really, hope it has insurance.
Luigi: Hey, we're on Aquarium Island!
Mario: Hey? What Nintendomon is that?!
Nintendex: JELLYBOB, THE STATIC/WATER NINTENDOMON, THE EVOLVED FORM OF JELLYEGG, AND THE PRE-EVOLVED FORM OF BLOOPER. THESE WERE ONE OF THE FIRST DUEL-TYPE NINTENDOMON FOUND, AND THE FIRST STATIC TYPE FOUND EVER. THEY HAVE ADVANTAGES OF BOTH WATER AND STATIC BUT DEPENDING ON THE ENVIRONMENT ONE IS STRONGER THAN THE OTHER. IN THE WATER HIS WATER ATTACKS ARE STRONGER BY 1.5 TIMES, AND HIS STATIC BY 2. IN FREE AIR, WATER IS STRONGER BY 2, AND STATIC BY 1.5.
Mario: I'm going to catch you...
To Be Continued...
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