One day Iggy is sitting in his room
3 months after slaughtering King Boo, and thinking about that very quest.
Iggy: I wonder what became of that
King Boo and his comrades.
Little does Iggy know he is just about
to find out.
At Luigi's Former Mansion (a.k.a. King
Boo's Mansion), King Boo is hatching an evil scheme to get rid of Iggy
once and for all.
King Boo: Okay my comrades, I know
we've been throwing out scheme after scheme to destroy that bratty Iggy
Koopa, but none of them were good enough to actually use. Now we've finally
found one that works! And I know Iggy will die when we put this plan into
action! *insert that weird King Boo laugh here*
King Boo's Minions: YEAH!!! WOOHOO!!!
But unknown to King Boo, Spooky Speedster
is in there without his helmet on. And in case you were too lazy to read
the first part of this series, you should know that Spooky Speedster was
one of Iggy's partners.
Spooky Speedster: I was expecting King
Boo to make a comeback. But I didn't know it would be this hostile.
Spooky Speedster pulls out a walkie
talkie and speaks into it.
Spooky Speedster: Agent Party-hat-wearing
Duplighost, King Boo has hatched a scheme to destroy our old friend Iggy.
I repeat, King Boo has hatched a scheme to destroy Iggy.
Doopliss' voice comes from the walkie
talkie.
Doopliss: Stop calling me that! But,
that does sound like bad news. Agent Party-hat-wearing Duplighost out.
Doopliss hangs up the walkie talkie.
Spooky Speedster: Wait! I just wanted
to tell you that my Bratz doll I ordered two years ago finally came!
The scene switches to Doopliss sitting
in his room and talking on his phone.
Doopliss: Hello? Who is this?
Mario's voice comes from the phone.
Mario: It's-a me, Mario! And this is?
Doopliss: Doopliss.
Mario: ??? Do you mean the same Doopliss
I beat up on my quest for the Crystal Stars?
Doopliss: Yep.
Mario: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Doopliss: I have to tell Luigi something.
Mario: Hold on a sec. (quieter) Luigi!
The phone's for you! It's Doopliss.
Luigi answers the phone.
Luigi: Yeah?
Doopliss: Agent Speedy Boo told me
that King Boo has hatched a plot to destroy our old friend Iggy.
Luigi: What?! We have to go to Castle
Koopa and tell Iggy that!
Doopliss: I know!
Luigi hangs up.
Doopliss: (muttering) He could've at
least said goodbye.
Doopliss picks up his walkie talkie
and tells Spooky Speedster that they have to go to Castle Koopa to tell
Iggy about King Boo’s scheme.
The scene fades out to all 4 of the
heroes (Iggy, Luigi, Doopliss, and Spooky Speedster) standing in Iggy's
room.
Spooky Speedster: ...And that's how
he wants to get back at us!
Iggy: O_O Wow. I never thought
mutation was possible!
Spooky Speedster: Well, I guess it
is.
Iggy: Well, I think we'd best get prepared.
They do so. It takes them until exactly
midnight.
Iggy: Prepare yourselves...
Suddenly Lemmy walks in with messy
hair and his eyes partly closed, and he doesn't say a word, all he does
is drop his laptop on the ground, climbs up the ladder to the top bunk,
and almost instantly falls asleep.
Iggy: I wonder why that just happened.
In fact that was so random, it almost gave me the idea that Lemmy's somehow
going to be useful in the story.
Goomba suddenly walks in.
Goomba: Why did you have to give it
away?!
Goomba leaves.
Iggy: ... Well I guess Lemmy is going
to be useful in the story.
Meanwhile at King Boo's mansion...
King Boo: Bring it in, boys!
2 Bomb Boos come in pushing a huge
tank o' blue slime on wheels.
King Boo: Dump it!
The Bomb Boos dump the blue slime on
King Boo and he begins to change. He grows huge, grows long fangs, his
crown gets bigger and more intimidating, 2 long, white horns sprout out
of his head, and his stubby little hands can now shoot black flames.
King Boo: Minions! Come forth!
All of King Boo's minions rush into
the room.
King Boo: You will now address me as,
The Boo of Legend!
Dark Atomic Boo: The Boo of Legend?
Lame-o!
King Boo: ... Well, it's the best I
could come up with. Fine! Just call me plain old King Boo!
Dark Atomic Boo: Okay. Is that all
you called us in here for?
King Boo: No! I wanted to tell all
of you that we're going to attack that Koopa Kid now!
Dark Atomic Boo: Woohoo!!!
King Boo: Let's go! CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
The ghosts all charge out the door
of King Boo's mansion and head for Castle Koopa.
Back with Iggy...
Iggy looks out the window and sees
the ghost clan running toward the castle from the distance.
Iggy: We're probably going to need
more helpers.
Iggy's eyes dart around his room, looking
for someone other than Spooky Speedster, Doopliss, or Luigi. Then he sees
Lemmy.
Iggy: So, that's how he's going
to be useful.
Iggy wakes up Lemmy.
Lemmy: Hey! I was having a bad dream
that ghosts were about to attack this very castle! And I like to be scared!
Iggy: Your dream's about to come true.
Lemmy: What?
Lemmy looks out the window and sees
the ghost clan charging toward the castle.
Lemmy: O_O
Iggy: So we need you to help
us fight them off.
Lemmy: Fine with me.
Lemmy joins the party.
Iggy: Oh! I remembered something.
Iggy reaches into his drawer.
Iggy: Mace, no. Goomba doll, no- HERE
IT IS!!!
Iggy pulls out a ray gun with a piece
of gum stuck on it.
Iggy: The Ghostbuster 2000, the best
weapon ever to fight off ghosts.
Doopliss: Oh, yeah. I remember that
thing.
Spooky Speedster: J-just don't z-z-zap
m-me with th-that!
Iggy: -_- Did I do that when we were
in the last story?
Spooky Speedster: Maaaaaaybe. No.
Iggy: So what makes you think I'd do
it now?
Spooky Speedster: I dunno.
Lemmy: Uuuuuhhhh... Guys? They're using
a battering ram to break into the castle.
Luigi: WHAT?!
Iggy: Then, we'd better stop laying
around and start fighting them away!
Doopliss: ... Too late, they've already
broken in and are taking every living soul in this castle to the dungeon
because they don't want them messing up their plans.
Iggy: You were right for once, Spooky
Speedster. King Boo did mutate.
Spooky Speedster: Have I ever not been
right?
Iggy: Yeah, lots of times actually.
Spooky Speedster: Let's just go.
Our 5 heroes travel through the castle
but strangely they don't find any ghosts until they go into Larry's room...
Lemmy: It's Bouldergeist and his Bomb
Boos! I should know because I just finished beating him in Super Mario
Galaxy!
Boss: Bouldergeist
Iggy: Great, so how do you beat him?
Lemmy: Uuuuuuhhhh... You grab the Bomb
Boos and throw them into him three times, which breaks his barrier, and
then you attack him!
Iggy: Okay.
Iggy grabs a Bomb Boo.
Bomb Boo: Hey! Put me down!
Iggy chucks the Bomb Boo into Bouldergeist.
Bouldergeist: Ouch!
Bouldergeist slams Doopliss down on
the ground.
Doopliss: Why do I always have to be
the one who always gets hurt?
Spooky Speedster: Hey, quit your whining,
I was the one who always got hurt three months ago, and am I whining? NO!!!
Doopliss: ... Shut up.
Spooky Speedster grabs a Bomb Boo and
hurls it at Bouldergeist.
Bouldergeist: Aaaaagghhh!!! Stop doing
that!
Bouldergeist slams Luigi down.
Luigi: He was the one who did it!
Lemmy grabs a Bomb Boo and throws it
at Bouldergeist, which blows it apart.
Bouldergeist: Noooooooo!!!
Iggy punches Bouldergeist's real form...
yeah, like that did anything.
Iggy: I think I damaged him!
Lemmy: And I think you didn't.
Lemmy pulls out his Freeze Gun and
freezes Bouldergeist.
Lemmy: That did something.
Lemmy grabs the ice sculpture of Bouldergeist
and throws it out the window. (They're on the 8th floor.)
Iggy: I think he's gone.
Luigi (who got up off the floor): Let's
keep moving.
Iggy and party walk through the halls
destroying all the ghosts they came across with the Ghostbuster 2000, which
has gum stuck on it. Doopliss hears two voices arguing over what to do
with Iggy after they kill him.
Doopliss: Guys? I think we might want
to go in there.
Iggy: That's Ludwig's room.
Iggy and party barge into the room
to find Atomic Boo and Dark Atomic Boo floating there waiting for them.
Iggy: Dark Atomic Boo?! I thought we
beat you three months ago!
Dark Atomic Boo: Well, I'm back!
Atomic Boo: And me!
Boss: Atomic Boo and Dark Atomic
Boo
Luigi takes out a hammer and whacks
Atomic Boo with it.
Atomic Boo: OW!!!
Atomic Boo falls on Luigi, making him
faint.
Dark Atomic Boo: Scary Face!
Dark Atomic Boo makes an extremely
frightening face at Spooky Speedster, immobilizing him.
Doopliss: Duplicate!
Doopliss transforms into Luigi.
Doopliss: Heh heh heh.
Doopliss jumps on Atomic Boo 40 times,
which makes him run away.
Doopliss: I can't believe that worked!
Iggy: I still have the thing I beat
you with last time!
Dark Atomic Boo: Oh @#$%!!!
Iggy takes out the Ghostbuster 2000
and zaps Dark Atomic Boo.
Doopliss: We win!
Doopliss turns back to his normal self.
Luigi: Top o' the morning!
Iggy: We have to keep our minds on
saving the castle.
Iggy and party walk out of the room
and King Boo pops out of nowhere!
King Boo: I'm warning you, Iggy! If
you and your idiotic friends keep moving through the castle I swear you'll
never see daylight again!
King Boo disappears.
Iggy: (yelling) King Boo, if you can
hear me, I'll never give up, ever!
Voice: *insert that weird King Boo
laugh here*
Iggy: I'm serious!
Lemmy: Let's keep moving. We'll deal
with him later.
Iggy: I hate him so much!
Lemmy: We all hate him.
Iggy: *gasp* Luigi, look out!
It was too late. 8 Broozers just beat
Luigi up.
Broozer #1: Now it's your turn.
Iggy zaps him.
Broozers 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8: EEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
The Broozers run away. Lemmy freezes
Luigi, then unfreezes him. This wakes him up.
Luigi: COLD!!! What did you do that
for?!
Lemmy: To wake you up.
Luigi: Oh.
Iggy and party just walk through the
castle zapping a bunch of Boos.
Doopliss: Might I suggest going in
there?
Doopliss points to Wendy's room.
Iggy: That may not be a bad idea...
They go in only to find Hector the
Reflector from Yoshi's Island.
Boss: Hector the Reflector
Hector: King Boo told me to kill you,
so I will!
Iggy: Oh yeah?! Take this!
Iggy tries to zap Hector, but he dodges
it.
Hector: Haha!
Spooky Speedster jumps up and punches
Hector in the eye.
Hector: Ow!
Hector and Spooky Speedster get into
a huge dog fight but in the end Spooky Speedster wins.
Hector: Ouch.
Iggy and Party leave him lying on the
floor.
Iggy: I have this strange feeling that
King Boo's watching us....
Luigi: What gives you that idea?
Iggy: The fact that he's the main villain.
Luigi: Oh,
Iggy and party walk away from Wendy's
room and toward Morton's room.
Lemmy: Why are we going this way, again?
Iggy: Because we might as well get
all the bosses out of the way so we can fight King Boo.
Lemmy: Okay.
Iggy and Party go into Morton's room
and find Inviso from Yoshi's Story.
Inviso: Oooo hoo hoo, who are you?
Tee hee hee, can't find me!
Boss: Inviso
Iggy: Does this guy always talk in
rhymes?
Luigi: Yeah.
Iggy: Oh.
Inviso goes invisible.
Luigi: Oh, this is just wonderful.
Inviso: Hyah!
SMACK! SMACK! SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK!!!
Luigi: Ow!
Luigi swings his arms wildly.
Inviso: Owie zowie!
Inviso becomes visible again.
Iggy: NOW!!! GET HIM!!!
All of our heroes jump up and attack
Inviso wildly for 15 minutes! After that Inviso has a concussion.
Inviso: X_X
Iggy: Huff, hoo…
Doopliss: That was entertaining!
Iggy: Now to King Boo!
Iggy and his comrades go to the secret
altar, where they find King Boo waiting for them.
King Boo: I've been waiting for you.
Iggy: The narrator just said that.
King Boo: I DON'T CARE!!!
King Boo shoots black flames at all
of Iggy's friends, knocking them out.
King Boo: Now, our grudge will be settled
at last...
(Yes, I got that line from King Dedede
in Kirby: Super Star Ultra.)
King Boo transports Iggy and himself
to the all-too-familiar battlefield.
Final Boss: King Boo
Iggy: Bring it on!
King Boo: Just you try!
Iggy runs toward King Boo and takes
out his Hookshot and shoots King Boo.
King Boo: AAAAAAAHHHHH!
King Boo bites Iggy with his fangs.
Iggy: Owie!
Iggy jumps on King Boo's head but unfortunately
his crown hurts Iggy's feet.
Iggy: Ow!
King Boo shoots black fire at Iggy
but Iggy reflects it back at him.
King Boo: OWCHIES!!!
Iggy: Haha! So that's how I damage
you!
King Boo: You'll never win!
King Boo immobilizes Iggy by using
Scary Face on him.
King Boo: Now's my chance!
King Boo throws his crown at Iggy,
doing lots of damage.
Several hours later...
King Boo: Black fire! Black fire! Black
fire! *insert weird King Boo laugh here*
Iggy finally comes out of being immobilized
and he's glowing red.
King Boo: That's… not a good sign.
Iggy grows gigantic and his eyes turn
pure white.
Iggy: I'll kill you!
Iggy punches, kicks, grabs a crowbar
and hits him with that too, and ground pounds him.
Iggy: Wow! How come I never use that
on Roy?!
Iggy's spurt of energy ends and he
turns back to normal. And it seems King Boo is back to normal too and he
is on the ground unconscious.
Iggy: WOW!!! I actually won! And without
any help from my friends!
Iggy and King Boo are teleported back
to the secret altar and his friends have regained consciousness again.
Doopliss: We saw the whole thing from
here. You were great out there!
Lemmy: How did you do that?!
Iggy: You mean turning all giga like
that? I have no clue. It may have been the energy I got three months ago,
but it's probably one of the mysteries we'll never know...
Lemmy: Oh, okay.
Luigi: That was AWESOME!!!
Spooky Speedster: When you turned big
you were almost as fast as me....
Iggy: Oh, well let's just forget about
that.
Doopliss boots King Boo's unconscious
body back to his mansion.
Iggy: Let's go down to the dungeon
and save my family and our minions.
They do so.
Roy: Punching Bag, you saved us all
twice! I probably shouldn't beat you up anymore.
Bowser: Well, I can't believe King
Boo attempted to takeover the castle!
Iggy: But he did and I saved you all
again.
Random Koopa: I think Iggy deserves
to get more respect...
Bob-omb: Hear hear!
Iggy: Well, I don't really care if
I get more respect at all.
Bowser: I think we should probably
expect more attacks from King Boo...
| If you would like to send some feedback
to the author of this submission, please complete this form.
What's your name?
What's your Email address?
How do you rate this submission?
Does this submission belong in Little
Lemmy's Land?
Would you like to see more from this author? Comments and suggestions:
|
