Episode Three: Punchinello’s Train
Back in that lousy dimension we see, once again, Santa Claus! Oh wait, it’s Smithy. I can’t help it if he looks like Santa Claus.
Glum Reaper: Um, Smithy, Bowyer lost to the-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Smithy: WHAT?!
Factory Chief: Smithy, your blood pressure! Now, should I send Yaridovich on their tail?
Smithy: No. You still spy on them. I will watch them. They are bound to do something stupid and get in trouble. Follow them. I need to know their weaknesses. I also need to know their fighting method.
Factory Chief: Yes sir!
Smithy: I will not let my plans get foiled by some idiot Snifits. They are dead.
One day Booster was riding his train.
Booster: Choo choo.
He was unaware what the Snifits were doing. Snifit 1 was eating a banana. He threw the peel at the train tracks. Booster was going at high speed, and slipped. Then the train flew out the window.
Booster: AHHHHHHH!!!
Grate Guy: Okay, what happened this time?
Booster: My train flew away from the Tower.
Knife Guy: We’ll look for it: me, Grate Guy, and Snifit 1, 2, and 3.
Snifit 1: Why us?
Grate Guy: ‘Cause we feel that you’re responsible for this.
They go to Moleville for a first look.
Grate Guy: Have you seen a train this high?
Mole: Yes, it went in the Moleville Mines.
Grate Guy: That’s all I need to hear.
They go in.
Snifit 2: I can’t see.
Knife Guy: Shut up and keep going.
Snifit 3: Look out, Bob-omb attack!
They get hit, losing 10 HP each.
Group: Ouch!
They continue down the path and see a minecart.
Snifit 1: What’s this?
Grate Guy: Idiot, it’s a minecart. Miners use it to travel and-
Knife Guy: Enough of the history lesson, let’s hop on.
They continue down the road in the minecart and then see a dead end.
Snifit 2: When in doubt, let a Bob-omb find out.
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: Huh?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
They see four pathways.
Group: Oh no!
Grate Guy: I say right.
Knife Guy: I say left.
Snifits: We say up.
Grate Guy: You guys go your way, I go mine.
They go down their selected pathways. 10 seconds later…
Group: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Grate Guy runs from a large Podoboo. Knife Guy runs from a large spider. The Snifits run away from a Mezzo Bomb. Then…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
The floor breaks and they fall through.
Snifit 1: Ouch. Let’s continue on our way.
They continue and hear train noises.
All: Booster’s train.
???: You mean my train!
Snifit 2: Don’t you mean Booster’s train?
???: MY TRAIN!
Snifit 1 44/54
Snifit 2 42/52
Snifit 3 45/55
Vs.
Punchinello 165/165
Punchinello: Hello. The name is Nello. Punchinello. Now we fight for the train, which is my property now. I’ll be famous if I beat you.
Snifit 1: Why did you keep the train?
Punchinello: So I could lure you into my trap.
Snifit 2: How will you be famous?
Punchinello: People talk about you beating Mack and Bowyer and sort of foiling Smithy’s plans. So if I beat you I will be famous.
Snifit 3: Bring it on!
Punchinello uses Cheating Bomb on Snifit 1. Direct hit. Snifit 1 jump-kicks Punchinello but he grabs his foot. Snifit 2 quickly tackles Punchinello. Punchinello does a Spin Slash that hurts both Snifits. Snifit 3 quickly uses Lightning Orb. Punchinello gets stunned. Snifit 3 uses a Bicycle Kick. Punchinello uses Sandstorm. Snifits get blinded and gets hit by Bob-ombs. Punchinello jumps toward them but Snifit 3 brings out the flamethrower. Punchinello gets burned badly.
Snifit 1 36/54
Snifit 2 34/52
Snifit 3 37/55
Vs/
Punchinello 151/165
The Snifits stack together in a tower and shoot bullets. Punchinello can’t dodge them all so he gets pushed away. Punchinello slashes Snifit 1 and the stack collapses on him. Punchinello does an uppercut so the Snifits get launched away. In the air they throw Gunk Balls and one of them hits Punchinello’s eyes. He can’t see so he gets spin attacked in the face. Punchinello sends a Shockwave at the Snifits.
Snifit 1 24/54
Snifit 2 26/52
Snifit 3 29/55
Vs.
Punchinello 140/165
The Snifits get in a stack again but they spin around and shoot bullets. Punchinello gets hit, then the Snifits jump on him.
Punchinello: Hehehe. I expected more from the Snifits.
Snifit 1: Don’t tempt us.
Punchinello: I am.
Snifit 1: Okay Snifits, it’s time.
They transform into Super Snifit.
Punchinello: 0_0 Oh dear.
Super Snifit sends a Banzai Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Punchinello gets blown away and rocks fall on Super Snifit and on Punchinello. Super Snifit turns back into Snifit 1, 2, and 3. Punchinello uses Super Punch. The Snifits get blown into a wall.
Snifit 1 16/54
Snifit 2 18/52
Snifit 3 29/55
Vs.
Punchinello 90/165
Punchinello: That’s it! It’s time for my super attack!
Snifits: Do your worst.
Punchinello: I plan to. Falcon Punch!
Snifit 3 faints.
Snifit Group: 0_0 Mommy.
Knife Guy: Ha! I could beat you.
Punchinello: Bring it!
Knife Guy tosses a knife. Punchinello dodges with ease, and squishes Snifit 2. Then he picks him up and tosses him into Snifit 1. Snifit 1 gets launched into a wall. Knife Guy pulls out a Samurai Sword and stabs Punchinello in his back. Punchinello screams in pain. He falls down but is still alive.
Snifit 1 12/54
Snifit 2 6/52
Snifit 3 0/55
Knife Guy 45/55
Vs.
Punchinello 70/165
Punchinello: *huff* You *huff* can’t beat me!
Punchinello uppercuts Snifit 2 to oblivion. Snifit 1 slide-kicks Punchinello. Punchinello just slams his fist into him.
Grate Guy: Brother, let’s do a Bros. Attack!
Knife Guy: Right!
Knife Guy jumps on Grate Guy so his spring goes up and he launches Knife Guy up. He pulls out a sharp knife and spins around and lands on Punchinello’s fuse-like head.
Punchinello: Oh @#$%! Get @#$% off my @#$% head you @$#!
Snifit 1: Foul mouth.
Snifit 1 4/54
Snifit 2 0/52
Knife Guy 45/55
Grate Guy 50/60
Vs.
Punchinello 55/165
Punchinello: Grrrrrrrrrr. Falcon Punch!
He punches Knife Guy and it is a direct hit.
Punchinello: That’s it.
He stomps and stomps, then a King Bomb appears with a 3 on his head.
Punchinello: Try to defeat me now!
Grate Guy: Okay!
Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. Punchinello hits a wall. Punchinello jumps again and stalactites fall down on the Snifit group. Snifit 1 dodges successfully and launches a Bullet Bill at the King Bomb. Its fuse lights up.
Grate Guy: Oh nice @#$% job.
Snifit 1 4/54
Knife Guy 35/55
Grate Guy 40/60
Vs.
Punchinello 45/165
King Bomb 55/75
King Bomb now has a 1 on his head. Grate Guy teleports out of the mines while Knife Guy and Snifit 1 fight Punchinello.
Punchinello: Wait a minute, the blast will hurt me-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Battle Over.
20 minutes later…
Grate Guy: Let’s get out of here.
They get on Booster’s Train and leave.
Punchinello: No you don’t!
He chases them very fast.
Grate Guy: He’s gaining. Knife Guy, throw knives.
Knife Guy: Fine.
He throws one. Punchinello grabs it and throws it back at Knife Guy’s head.
Knife Guy: @#$%!
He dies.
Snifit 1 (regaining consciousness): Ugh. Huh? Look out!
They fall down and grab a Mushroom. They get hit by a Bob-omb from behind. They activate the Mushroom and go faster. Punchinello gets more speed by eating a Mushroom too.
Snifit 2: Huh. Isn’t that the end of the tracks?
Snifit Group: What?
They go off the tracks into Booster’s Tower.
Punchinello: @#$%! One day, Snifits, you will pay.
Back at Booster Tower…
Booster: Hmm. I wonder how the Snifits are doing?
Snifit 1: Look out, Booster!
They crash into Booster.
Booster: Ugh. Huh? My train is back. Thank you, Snifits
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: We he-
Booster leaves. Then he quickly comes back.
Booster: Oh. One more thing, tomorrow we need ingreadients for Torte’s cake. Be ready for a Tasty Cake.
Snifit 1: What for?
Booster: My anniversary.
???: Anniversary? I’d better report this to Smithy!
So ends episode 3. Will they mess up in the next episode? Tune in next time on Snifit X.