Episode 8: The Final Battle
We see Factory Chief going towards Smithy’s lair.
Factory Chief: Sm-Smithy!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Factory Chief dodges the attack.
Smithy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
Factory Chief: WOAH! Smithy, calm down!
Smithy: Grr. My ugly minions are all destroyed. BUT. I have another trick up my sleeve.
Factory Chief: Right. Exor shall be sent.
SQUISH!
Factory Chief: Ugh. Then who, Smithy?
Smithy: That I won’t tell! Make more minions. In three months the plan will come!
Factory Chief: ? What plan?
Smithy: I will tell you when I come back. If those Snifits destroy this thing, I win… sort of. Now make minions!
Smithy leaves.
Factory Chief:
? What is he up to?
At Booster Tower…
We see Booster with Valentina and Dodo.
Booster: What are we going to do with all this money?
Valentina: I say buy a castle of some sort.
Dodo: Buy something expensive.
????: I’ll tell you what you can buy.
Booster, Valentina, and Dodo: ? Who goes there?
???: US!
SMASH! BASH! BOOOM! CRASH!
The Snifits come in.
Snifit 1: What happened?
Dodo: I don’t know? All of a sudden the lights were off, then I heard noises. Boooster and Valentina have been knocked out! Duh, the people who attacked stole the money too.
Snifit 2: Hmm. Snifit 3, round up Snifit 4, 5, 6, and 7! We must find the thief!
Dodo: I saw a figure fall of the tower into the Mushroom Kingdom.
Snifit 1: Let’s go, we must find them!
The Snifits get a firework and fly towards the Mushroom kingdom.
Dodo: Better call Grate Guy and Knife Guy to help Booster and Valentina.
The Snifits arrive in the Mushroom Kingdom and see Toad.
Snifit 1: Have you seen two thieves?
Toad: No. All I saw was two people who ran towards Rose Town. One was throwing stuff around.
Snifit 2: Let’s roll!
The Snifits go to Rose Town by using a catapult. The Snifits land in Rose Town after 10 minutes.
Mayor: Hello there.
Snifit 2: Have you seen two thieves?
Mayor: No. All I saw was two people who look very alike and were heading towards Moleville.
Snifit 3: Quick! To Moleville!
The Snifits built a wooden ship and it flies off. It explodes soon they make it to Moleville.
???: THERE YOU ARE!
Snifits: ?
Punchinello appears.
Punchinello: DIE!
A rock falls, squishing him.
Punchinello ; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Snifit 3: Well.
A mole appears.
Mole: Hello there.
Snifit 3: Have you seen two thieves?
Mole: No. All I saw was two figures, one said they were close to Booster Tower. They also said “Suckers didn’t even recognize us!” They were going towards Marrymore.
Snifit 4: Why would Booster recognize two thieves? Well, to Marrymore!
They use a minecart
to get there.
Chef Torte: Vell,
if it isn’t those Snifits.
Snifit 4: Have you seen two thieves?
Chef Torte: No. All I saw was two figures. One was screaming at the other for dropping his hat. They went towards Seaside.
Snifit 5: Thanks. To Seaside!
They use a trampoline to get to Seaside Town.
Mayor: Hello idiots.
Snifit 5: Have you seen two thieves?
Mayor: All I saw was two figures running. One knew great magic. They headed towards Monstro Town.
Snifit 6: Thanks. To Monstro Town!
They use a rocket to get there.
Jinx: Hello Snifits.
Snifit 6: Have you seen two thieves?
Jinx: Perhaps. All I saw was two figures. One wasn’t touching the ground. They were headed near Nimbus Land.
Snifit 7: To Nimbus Land.
Jinx: Let me help.
Jinx sends them up into Nimbus Land.
Mallow: Hello Snifits.
Snifit 7: Have you by chance seen two lunatics that were going here?
Mallow: Not at all. I didn’t see anybody. I heard that Shy Away saw two figures, that’s all.
Snifit 7: Well now what?
Snifit 1: I don’t know. Wait, let’s ask Grate Guy. He should be in his casino!
They fall right near the casino. The Snifits enter the casino and see two guard toads.
Guard Toad: Grate Guy is busy right now.
The Snifits blast the guards away. They open the door and see…
Grate Guy: We’re rich!
Knife Guy: HA! Serves him right!
Snifit 1: Stop right there!
Grate Guy: Oh dear.
Knife Guy: Grr. How did you get here?
Snifit 2: So you are the thieves!
Grate Guy: No way!
Snifit 3: Spill it!
Knife Guy: We earned this!
Snifit 4: By earn you mean stole!
Grate Guy: We are not thieves!
Snifit 5: HA!
Knife Guy: WE EARNED THIS!
Snifit 6: Enough!
Grate Guy: Leave!
Snifit 7: Just tell us!
Knife Guy: Fine. It happened like this.
FLASHBACK
We see Grate Guy and Knife Guy in their room when suddenly BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: SMITHY! DIE!
Smithy: I’m not an enemy.
Grate Guy: Yeah right!
Smithy: I came to talk.
Knife Guy: Talk about world domination. Forget it!
Smithy: NO! You see, you should steal Booster’s money!
Grate Guy: WHAT?! NEVER!
Smithy: Does your boss ever say thank you?
Knife Guy: Oh, well…
Smithy: Does he pay attention to you guys?
Grate Guy: Oh, you see…
Smithy: All that idiot does is pay attention to those idiot Snifits while you are left in the dust!
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: WHAT?!
Smithy: Isn’t it time for Booster to pay up?
Grate Guy: You are right!
Smithy: Then rob him!
Knife Guy: Right! Let’s go, Brother!
Smithy leaves and Grate Guy and Knife Guy prepare to rob Booster.
FLASHBACK OVER.
Grate Guy: Now that you know, you die!
Knife Guy: It will be a pleasure to destroy you!
The Snifits: Bring it!
Grate Guy: Fine! Knife Guy, time to use the technique that Jester that talks in similes showed us!
Knife Guy: Right!
All of a sudden a black hole appears and sucks up Grate Guy and Knife Guy. The place starts to shake and then a giant box appears. It grows four hands. Two hold knives. The other two look like they can make great magic. Feet appear and a ball appears underneath them. Then a Grate Guy head and a Knife Guy head appear.
Grate Guy Head: HA! Beat us now!
Knife Guy Head: We are invincible! YOU DIE!
Snifit 1 62/62
Snifit 2 60/60
Snifit 3 59/59
Vs.
Grate Guy Head
50/50
Knife Guy Head
50/50
Ball 10/10
The Snifits stack up but they get hit by the ball. The Snifits use Electro Shock. POP! The ball pops. The Snifits use Electro Shock on the Grate Guy head. The head is barely hurt. The Knife Hands throw the Knives and Snifit 2 and 3 are hit. Snifit 1 shoots a Bullet Bill at the Grate Guy head. It is hurt badly. The magic hands use Meteor Swarm. The Snifits are pelted by stars. Snifit 1 uses Storm on the Knife Guy head and it is shocked greatly. One of the knives glows magically and fires a beam. Snifit 1 takes the hit and is hurt badly. Snifit 2 uses Electro Shock on the Knife Guy head. The head is shocked.
Snifit 1 22/62
Snifit 2 20/60
Snifit 3 19/59
Vs.
Grate Guy Head
30/50
Knife Guy Head
10/50
Ball 0/10
Snifit 1 uses Gunk Canon on the Grate Guy head. It gets hurt badly and can’t see. The knife hands slam on Snifit 1. Snifit 2 spin jumps on the knife head. It isn’t hurt that much. Snifit 3 uses Static E. The Knife Guy head faints. The Grate Guy head is barely hurt. Grate Guy Head sees again in time for a jump kick. The head faints too. The box starts glowing weird. The Snifits shoot at it. The box gets hurt. The Snifits use Storm. ZAP! The box gets electrocuted. The box sends a shockwave. The Snifits are blown away. The ball reappears.
Snifit 1 7/62
Snifit 2 15/60
Snifit 3 14/59
VS
Grate Guy Head
0/50
Knife Guy Head
0/50
BOX 370/400
Ball 10/10
The Snifits stack up and jump the ball. The ball comes back and hits Snifit 2. Snifit 1 shoots the ball. The ball explodes. The Snifits use Volt Cannon. The box is hit. Then they shoot a Bullet Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Grate Guy and Knife Guy heads come back to their senses. The box is invincible again. The knife hand throws a knife. It hits Snifit 1 and he faints. Snifit 2 spin jumps the Grate Guy head. It is hurt badly. The magic hand grabs him and drains his HP, Grate Guy Head +5 HP. Snifit 2 faints. Snifit 3 uses Bolt. The Knife Guy head is electrocuted. The knife hand throws the knife and it hits Snifit 3. Snifit 3 spin tackles the Grate Guy head. Grate headbutts him. Snifit 3 faints. Snifit 4, 5, and 6 appear.
Snifit 4 44/44
Snifit 5 54/54
Snifit 6 56/56
VS.
Grate Guy Head
35/50
Knife Guy Head
45/50
BOX 350/400
Ball 0/10
The Snifits stack up again and spin around and use Static E. The Knife Guy head is shocked terribly. The Grate Guy head is hurt mildly. The magic hands grab Snifit 5 and 7 they get hurt by dark magic. Snifit 4 drill punches the Grate Guy head. The magic hands let go off Snifit 5 and 7. Snifit 5 use Storm on the Knife Guy head. It is shocked horribly. The knife hands use Knife Rain. All the Snifits get pelted by knives. Snifit 6 kicks the Knife Guy head and it faints. The Grate Guy head uses Meteor Blast. The Snifits are hit by a blast. The hands prepare to launch an attack.
Snifit 4 24/44
Snifit 5 20/54
Snifit 6 22/56
VS
Grate Guy Head
15/50
Knife Guy Head
0/50
BOX 350/400
Ball 0/10
Snifit 4 launches the others. The magic hands use Flame Stone. Snifit 4 and 5 are squished. Snifit 6 ground pounds the head. The Grate Guy head faints. The BOX is now vulnerable. Snifit 6 uses Storm. The BOX is shocked. Snifit 4 and 5 get away from the Flame Stone. The Box sends a shockwave. The Snifits are pushed away. The BOX summons the ball. It kicks it and Snifit 5 gets knocked out. Snifit 4 uses Gunk Cannon. The feet slip off the ball and it gets hurt. Snifit 6 uses Volt Cannon. The box is glowing. Snifit 7 appears to help out. He uses Electro Shock. The Box gets shocked. The Box uses Shockwave. Snifit 4 faints from the attack.
Snifit 6 7/56
Snifit 7 58/58
VS
Grate Guy Head
0/50
Knife Guy Head
0/50
BOX 300/400
Ball 0/10
The heads regain consciousness. Both freeze time. Snifit 6 gets hurt by a magic blast. Snifit 7 shoots a Bullet Rain. Both heads are hurt terribly. Snifit 7 drill kicks the Grate Guy head. The magic hand grabs him and uses Dark Magic. Then the knife hand pulls out a Samarai sword and hit Snifit 7. Snifit 7 jumps out. He gets cornered by the monster. Suddenly Snifit 1, 2 and, 3 get revived as soon as Snifit 7 is squished by the BOX monster. He faints like that.
Jinx: Snifits, don’t give up. We will help somehow.
Mallow: We will give you Pick Me Ups.
Shy Away: Jonathan and I’d better get some more.
Snifit 1 does a ground pound on the Grate Guy head. The head gets irritated. Snifit 2 uses Volt Cannon. The Knife Guy head is shocked. The BOX monster disappears. It ends up right behind them and does Night Slash. SLASH! The Snifits are slashed terribly. They get back up and stack up.
Snifit 1 42/62
Snifit 2 40/60
Snifit 3 39/59
VS
Grate Guy Head
15/50
Knife Guy Head
15/50
BOX 300/500
Ball 0/10
The Snifits use Bullet Rain. The Grate Guy head and Knife Guy head use Meteor Knife. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The heads faint from the attack. The Snifits hit the wall. The box can be hurt again. The Snifits turn into Mega Snifit and it fires a Mega Banzai Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The BOX is hurt badly. It fires a diffusion beam. The Snifits turn back to normal. They use Storm. ZAP! The BOX is shocked badly. It glows weirdly. The Ball returns.
Snifit 1 12/62
Snifit 2 10/60
Snifit 3 9/59
VS
Grate Guy Head
0/50
Knife Guy Head
0/50
BOX 250/400
Ball 10/10
The heads still are unconscious. The Snifits use Storm. ZAP! The BOX uses Magic Beam. The Snifits faint. Snifit 4, 5, 6, and 7 wake up.
Mallow: We only have three left, don’t mess up!
The heads wake up. Snifit 4 rams the Grate Guy head. Knife Guy headbutts Snifit 4. The magic hands use magic slap. Snifit 5 and 6 get slapped magically. Snifit 4 uses Thunder. The Knife Guy head is shocked badly. The Grate Guy head is charging an attack. Snifit 4 Spin Pounds him. The head is flattened. It shoots a hyper Beam. The Snifits get hit by the beam. The head is recharging. Snifit 5 shoots the ball and it pops again.
Snifit 4 14/44
Snifit 5 24/54
Snifit 6 26/56
VS
Grate Guy Head
20/50
Knife Guy Head
20/50
BOX 230/400
Ball 0/10
The Snifits stack up and use Bullet Rain. The heads are hurt terribly. The Snifits jump on the heads. The Snifits get hit by the knife hand before the hands can do anything. The BOX is vulnerable. The Snifits use Volt Cannon. The BOX gets irritated. The BOX is charging something. The Snifits use Thunder. ZAP! The BOX gets stunned. Snifit 1 hip drops the BOX. It gets hurt mildly. The Snifits use Static E. The box gets shocked. The Box glows. Snifit 6 uses Mega Drain. It gets hurt badly. It fires a magic beam. Snifit 4 and 5 faint from the attack. The heads wake up. Snifit 7 comes to help.
Snifit 6 4/56
Snifit 7 58/58
VS
Grate Guy Head
50/50
Knife Guy Head
50/50
BOX 180/400
Ball 0/10
Grate Guy Head: Grr. NOW FOR SOME MORE MAGIC!
Blocks appear with faces and targets the Snifits. The Snifits jump out of the way and get grabbed by a hand. It starts squeezing the life out of Snifit 6 and he faints. Snifit 7 uses Bullet Rain. The hands make a shield but the Knife Guy head is hit. The Grate Guy head glows weirdly and uses Dark Star. Snifit 7 is hit. Snifit 7 uses Ground Pound on the Grate Guy head. The Knife Guy head throws a knife like a boomerang. Snifit 7 jumps on it and uses Gunk Cannon. The Knife Guy head is blinded. The Grate Guy head uses Lullaby. Snifit 7 falls asleep. The Grate Guy head uses Nightmare. Snifit 7 wakes up from the nightmare and shoots a Bullet Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Grate Guy head is blasted. The Knife Guy head uses Sword Beam. Snifit 7 dodges and gets hit by a magic beam from a block.
Snifit 7 3/58
Vs.
Grate Guy head
20/50
Knife Guy head
20/50
BOX 180/400
Ball 0/10
Snifit 7 uses Static E. ZAP! The Knife Guy head gets stunned by the static. The Grate Guy head uses Light Beam. Snifit 7 jumps away and then wall jumps and ground pounds the Grate Guy head. SLASH! Snifit 7 gets slashed by one of the knives. Snifit 1, 2, and 3 get revived.
Jinx: DON’T LOSE!
Snifit 1 uses Static E. The heads faint and the BOX is vulnerable. The Snifits become MEGA SNIFIT once more and shoot an Electro Banzai Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The BOX is hurt badly. It summons a breaker beam. The Snifits turn back to normal and get hit by beams from the blocks with faces. The BOX summons the ball but this time it is indestructible. The BOX starts to weaken.
Snifit 1 42/62
Snifit 2 40/60
Snifit 3 39/59
Grate Guy Head
0/50
Knife Guy Head
0/50
BOX 140/400
Ball infinite/infinite
The Snifits don’t take any chances and use Storm. The BOX shakes a lot. The heads get back to their senses but don’t have full HP. The heads use Meteor Knife. The Snifits get blown away. Snifit 1 pulls out a Froggie Drink, +30 HP each Snifit. SMASH! The magic hand grows big and smashes the Snifits. The Snifits jump and slam against the Grate Guy head. The Knife Guy head summons knives and flings it at the Snifits. They get stuck to the wall. Snifit 1 pulls out a Bob-omb and throws it at the Knife Guy head. It shakes it off and slashes the Snifits. Snifit 2 uses Volt Cannon. The head gets stunned. The Snifits take one of the knives and slash the Knife Guy head. The head faints. The BOX can be hurt again. The ball is kicked toward Snifit 3, who is hit.
Snifit 1 22/62
Snifit 2 20/60
Snifit 3 13/59
VS
Grate Guy Head
0/50
Knife Guy Head
0/50
BOX 140/400
Ball infinite
The Snifits use Electro Shock. The BOX is shocked and starts to shake again. Snifit 2 uses Mega Drain. Snifit 3 shoots a Electro Bill. ZAP! The Box starts to weaken even more and takes double the damage. It shots a magic beam. Snifit 3 takes the hit. The ball is kicked and hits Snifit 3 faints. Snifit 2 uses Storm. ZAP! The Box jumps and more boxes with faces appear and shoot Snifit 2. The heads get back up but their HP is very low. The ball loses its infinite HP.
Snifit 1 22/62
Snifit 2 5/60
Snifit 3 0/59
VS
Grate Guy Head
15/50
Knife Guy Head
15/50
BOX 60/400
Ball 10/10
Snifit 2 uses Static E. The Knife Guy head collapses on Snifit 2. Snifit 2 faints. Snifit 1 jump kicks the Grate Guy head . A magic hand slaps him. The Grate Guy head faints. Snifit 1 shoots a Bullet Bill. The Box starts to glow. Snifit 1 is hit by a magic beam. Snifit 1 uses Snifit power. Snifit 1 shoots an enormous Bullet Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Box starts to explode.
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HOW?! BUT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The whole thing explodes.
Battle Over.
Grate Guy: I’m sorry we stole Booster’s money, guys.
Knife Guy: We don’t know what came over us. We’re sorry for what we did.
Grate Guy: Now that we are done for we are going to the Underwhere. Ow oh ow. Dead.
Grate Guy and Knife Guy die. There is a funeral afterwards The Snifits are looking at the graves of their dead buddies. The Snifits hope nothing happens… but it will.
Staff Credits
Director and producer
Red Shy Guy
Assistant producers
and directors
Blue Shy Guy
Green Shy Guy
Kind editor
Lemmy Koopa
Special thanks
to
Lemmy Koopa for
posting this
Dimentio for
giving me hope for this story getting posted AND inspiration for the Amanita
King and the final boss
YOU
Look out for the
next season called
Snifit X Season
2: Paper Snifit
THE END
Red Shy Guy: Than you so much for to reading my Fun Fic. Hope you enjoyed it. I know you will enjoy Season 2!
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