Episode 1: Mack Invades
In a dark world not far from the Mushroom Kingdom, there is a dark world where machines are constantly made. Or should I say, WEAPONS. We see… Santa Claus?! Oh, wait. We see Smithy.
Smithy: Ugly minions, report.
Mack: Yes sir.
Smithy: Recently our factory was damaged when Mario and his friends came.
Bowyer: Nya, what we do?
Smithy: I need to build another factory someplace else.
Yaridovich: But where, Smithy?
Smithy throws an arrow at a map of SMRPG. It hits Booster Tower.
Axem Rangers: So now what we do?
Smithy: Mack, invade the tower!
Mack: Yes sir!
Smithy: Bowyer, go to the Forest Maze! Once Mack invades the machines will go to the Forest Maze, where no one would suspect.
Bowyer: Nya! I will do it.
Smithy: The rest of you, find anything useful.
Yaridovich and Axem Rangers: Yes sir!
They all leave.
Smithy: No one can stop us.
Chapter 1: The Mistake
One day the Snifits are bored. They are just sitting in Booster Tower.
Snifit 1: Hey Booster, can we take a vacation?
Booster: Hmm. Sure, but where?
Snifit 2: How about Rose Town?
Snifit 3: Nah. What about Moleville?
Snifit 4: Of course not, it should be Marrymore.
Snifit 5: No. Seaside it should be.
Snifit 6: Monstro Town sounds better.
Snifit 7: I like better Nimbus Land.
Valentina: Let’s just go to the Mushroom Kingdom!
Grate Guy: She is right, the Mushroom Kingdom it is.
Knife Guy: Ok. Let’s pack our bags.
They leave but someone is watching.
????: They’re gone. Let’s move in.
In the Mushroom Kingdom…
Booster: Hmm. I have a bad feeling something will happen in the tower.
Knife Guy: Or you ate 15 burritos and 12 Twinkies. Now your stomach feels funny.
Booster: True.
Snifit 1: Hmm. I hope “Do Not Touch” means touch immediately.
Snifit 1 touches a 500 gold coin antique and it breaks.
Snifit 1: If they ask I was never here.
Grate Guy: Huh?
A mob appears.
Grate Guy: @#$%!
Knife Guy: Run!
They run back to the tower.
Chapter 2: Taking Back the Tower
Shyster: Welcome to Mack Tower.
Booster: Looks like we went to the wrong tower.
Grate Guy slaps him.
Grate Guy: Idiot. These Shysters took over our tower.
Snifit 2: What? Attack!
RPG BATTLE
Snifit 1 50/50
Snifit 2 45/45
Snifit 3 48/48
Vs.
Shyster 1 38/38
Shyster 2 40/40
Shyster 3 45/45
Shyster 4 48/48
Shyster puts up a sign that reads RPG-like battle.
Snifits shoot bullets but Shyster jumps out of the way and jump on the Snifits. They get hurt but launch bullets up at the Shysters. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! They get blasted to the wall and Snifit 3 unleashes Static E! The Shysters get hurt again and use Drain on all of the Snifits.
Snifit 1 40/50
Snifit 2 35/45
Snifit 3 38/48
Vs.
Shyster 1 28/38
Shyster 2 30/40
Shyster 3 35/45
Shyster 4 38/48
The Snifits act quickly and launch Bullet Bills. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Shyster gets hurt badly and react with Drain. The Snifits get hurt. The Shysters jumps on them again. They squeal in pain and shoot Bullet Bills again. BOOOOOOOOOOM!!! They get hurt by the explosion.
Snifit 1 28/50
Snifit 2 23/45
Snifit 3 26/48
Vs.
Shyster 1 16/38
Shyster 2 18/40
Shyster 3 23/45
Shyster 4 26/48
The Snifits panic and use Static E quickly, and the Shysters get stunned right before using Drain. The Snifits get hurt badly and the Snifits quickly launch Bullet Bills. The Shysters get hurt and shoot Drain again. The Snifits get hurt again. They run at them but the Shysters jump on them. The Snifits get hurt and shoot bullets. Three Shysters faint and Shyster 4 runs away.
Battle Over. Snifits gain experience points.
Snifit 1: That was fun, and we upgraded. Let’s go.
Snifit 2: We’ll take the shortcut.
Snifit 3: What upgrade and shortcut?
Snifit 4: Don’t start with me.
Snifit 5: Have something to say to my face?
Snifit 6: What did you say?
Snifit 7: So, want to fight?
SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!
Snifits: OW!
Grate Guy: Let’s go.
They continue and destroy every enemy.
Mack: What do you mean they’re here?!
Shyster: Unfortunately, they’re coming right now.
Mack: That’s it, time for an RPG battle. I will fight alone.
RPG Battle
Snifit 1 52/52
Snifit 2 48/48
Snifit 3 50/50
Vs.
Mack 100/100
The Snifits get pushed aside.
Grate Guy: Leave this to us, and no RPG!
Grate Guy, Knife Guy, and Booster come. They rush towards Mack but he Mega Jumps out of the way and lands on Knife Guy. He squeals in pain but Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. Mack gets pushed away. Booster quickly uses Loco Express. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Mack gets pushed away even more. So he uses Flame Wall. The heroes get hurt even more.
Grate Guy 50/60
Knife Guy 38/58
Booster 55/65
Vs.
Mack 80/100
Mack uses Corona and causes major damage. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain and Mack gets hurt. Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Mack uses Flame Wall. The heroes get hurt even more. Booster punches Mack in the face.
Grate Guy 20/60
Knife Guy 8/58
Booster 25/55
Vs,
Mack 55/100
Knife Guy quickly uses another Knife Rain… before getting knocked out by another Flame Wall. Grate Guy gets angry and unleashes another Meteor Blast. Mack gets angry and Super Jumps on Grate Guy. SMASH! Grate Guy falls unconscious. Booster punches Mack in the face again.
Grate Guy 0/60
Knife Guy 0/58
Booster 15/55
Mack 30/100
Booster jumps towards him but Mack uses Flame. Booster dodges and uses Spritz Bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Mack gets launched into a wall. Mack uses Flame Wall. Booster gets hurt. He uses Loco Express. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Mack turns redder.
Booster 5/55
Mack 10/100
Booster has become tired so he gets on his train and rides around the Tower. Mack throws countless fireballs. Booster is too fast and goes towards him. Mack throws a fireball in the engine. Booster jumps out, then... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Battle over.
Snifit 2: Looks like we won. Boy that was tough.
Booster: You said it.
Grate Guy: Why did Mack invade, though?
Snifit 2: Looks like our troubles are over.
So the Snifits won. They were at peace, but they thought wrongly that their troubles were over.
Tune in for Episode 2 of Snifit X: Season One.