Smithy: Huh? They what? Oh, well just stand your position! EXOR! DON’T MOVE!!! Just prepare yourself. RIGHT! BYE!
Mad Mallet: What was that all that, Smithy?
Smithy: Those Snifits repaired that Star Road. Exor wanted to destroy it, but it’s no use. Mad Mallets, ready the Machine Mades.
Mad Mallet: BUT SIR! We barely made any!
Smithy: Say what?
Mad Mallet: Without the Clerk, Manager, and Director, we don’t know what to do!
Smithy: Listen, worm! Just get to building any machine! Understand!
Mad Mallet: Yes Smithy!
Mad Mallet leaves.
Smithy: Those idiots will come and I’ll be prepared. READY THE WEAPONS!!!
Back in the Star Road…
Geno: Excellent work! The Star Road has been fixed.
Snifit 1: Why did we need to do this, anyway?
Geno: The Star Road is what grants wishes. Without it, the Star Rod can’t complete wishes either. You couldn’t make your wish either once you beat Smithy.
Snifit 2: Come on, group, let’s go fight Smithy.
Snifit Group: RIGHT!
Geno: Careful. To get to the next place you must beat Exor. This ship is to fight back.
Snifit 3: Well, let’s get going.
The Snifits hop onboard and take off.
Exor: ! Targets spotted. Alert!
Star Ship 100/100
VS
Exor 100/100
Eyes 20/20
Mouth 50/50
The Star Ship rushes towards Exor. The eyes shoot out lasers. The ship makes a U-turn and dodges. The Ship comes back and shoots out Stars. The eyes and mouth get hit. The eyes shoot out lots of lasers and the ship gets hit.
Snifit 1: Damage!
Snifit 4: They took 10 HP out of this ship!
Snifit 5: Tutankoopa, activate the blind attack!
Tutankoopa: Got it!
Sand comes out of the ship and hits Exor. The eyes shut and the mouth spits out sand. Exor can now be hit. The Ship shoots star lasers. Star bombs and lava shoot out and hit Exor. The Ship gets hit by a giant Ztar.
Tubba Blubba : Woah! How much damage did we take?
General Guy: I believe 20 HP.
Koopa Bros: Dudes, let’s activate that weapon.
Huff ‘N Puff: On it!
A giant gold Banzai Bill hits Exor. Exor and the other parts can’t move. The Ship charges for an attack.
Crystal King: Breaker Beam fire!
A giant beam hits Exor. Exor groans in pain. Exor starts to suck up the Ship.
Snifit 2: We didi it!
General Guy: ! It’s a trap!
Snifit Crew: What?
Exor unleashes a beam and the Ship almost flies off and starts to smoke. Exor flies up and lands on the Ship.
General Guy: We can’t take much more!
Snifit 3: WE CAN!
Star Ship 40/100
VS
Exor 50/100
Snifit 1: Deploy the shields!
Shields cover the Ship and Exor leaves. Exor shoots many things but the Ship starts to take all the hits. Exor uses Corona! The shields start to shrink. Exor uses blast. The shields get even smaller. Exor rams into the ship only to get blown away. Exor shoots a giant beam, hitting the Ship.
Crystal King: The shields are failing us!
Koopa Bros: Engage Star Beam!
A giant beam covered in stars hits Exor. When the smoke clears a giant beam hits the ship.
Tutankoopa: This ship is doomed!
General Guy: Let me take the wheel!
The Ship goes toward Exor at full speed.
Huff ‘N Puff: What are you doing?!
General Guy: What we did during the War days! We are now kamikaze!
Snifit Crew: WHAT?!
The Star Ship shoots a laser, then Exor hits the Ship.
General Guy: Eject!
The Snifit crew ejects out of the Ship. The Ship explodes on Exor. Exor gets defeated and sucks up the Snifit crew. The Snifits fall into Smithy’s dimension.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 19 Star Points. Level Up. The Snifits upgrade in HP.
The Snift crew land and see something big.
Chapter 9: Fight to the Death, or The Star Showdown
They see what resembles Bouy Base Galaxy.
Snifit 1: Smithy must’ve made a big battle fortress.
Lava Piranha: Thanks for pointing it out, Captain Obvious.
General Guy: Let’s just go.
They see that the entrance is waterlogged.
Lava Piranha: I’m not going to swim in there.
Huff ‘N Puff: Then what do you suggest?
Snifit 3: Just wait here, Lava Piranha.
The Snifit group go and swim there. Torpedo Teds appear. The Snifits quickly swim.
Koopa Bros: ! Look!
Snifit Group: Bubba!
A Bubba comes out.
Tutankoopa: Let’s swim up!
Tubba Blubba: We can’t! Look!
Ninjas come with spears.
Tubba Blubba: We’re surrounded!
The Bubba comes but Tubba grabs its mouth and opens it. General Guy takes a bazooka and open fires. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Bubba explodes. They quickly swim away but they see a dead end. The Torpedoes come towards them. The water lowers all of a sudden. The Torpedoes are helpless now, and the Ninjas run away.
Huff ‘N Puff: ? What happened?
A ladder appears.
Lava Piranha: Hey guys! I found the control room!
Snifits: Come on, Gang! Let’s go!
They continue down the path and see they’ve made it to the top. They see no road ahead of them.
Crystal King: Look up!
They look and see a floating planet-like thing.
Crystal King: We need to get up there, but how?
Tutankoopa: Like this!
Tutankoopa casts a spell and makes the group go up. They see a cannon.
Snifit 1: Excellent!
???: NOT SO FAST!!!
Many Ninjas and Glum Reapers appear.
Glum Reaper: It’s over.
General Guy: Think fast!
General Guy quickly throws a King Bomb.
Ninja: Eeep!!! Here, Glum Reaper!
Glum Reaper: No, you take it!
The Snifit group quickly leave.
Ninja: Um… Happy Christmas.
Glum Reaper: Happy Thanksgiving.
Ninja: Happy birthday.
They keep passing it, then… BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The place explodes. The Snifits land hard.
General Guy: Huh? Oh dear.
Snifit Group: What?
General Guy: Look.
The Snifit group look and see a giant fortress.
General Guy: We must go in quietly.
The Snifit group go inside.
Glum Reaper: ! I must alert!
The Glum Reaper disappears. Ninjas, Puppoxes, Jabits, Mad Mallets, Poundettes, and Pounders appear.
Snifit 5: Quick! Snifit group, maneuver 7!
Enemies: What?
The Snifit group hit Tubba Blubba, who acts like a bowling ball and hits all the enemies. All the enemies get flattened.
Snifit 4: Now we can move on.
The Snifits keep running up the stairs. They see a big hallway with three paths. One has a big door that is locked.
Snifit 3: Let’s go left.
They go left and see someone.
Snifits: ! Booster, Valentina, and Dodo!
Dodo: Help us!
Snifit 2: We don’t have the key!
Tubba Blubba: So what do we do?
Snifit 1: Use your head.
10 minutes later…
Snifit 1: *huff* Okay, now charge!
Tubba Blubba: I don’t want to use my head!
They charge and break the bars.
Tubba Blubba: Oh. That just cleared my sinuses.
Snifit Group: -_- Whatever.
Booster: Snifits.
Snifits: Booster.
Booster and Dodo join the party.
Valentina: Snifits, you must hurry.
Snifit Group: Right.
????: You’re not going anywhere.
They look behind and see Yaridovich.
Yaridovich: Smithy will be pleased when he finds out I killed those Snifits.
Snifit 1 35/35
Snifit 2 33/33
Snifit 3 32/32
VS
Yaridovich 90/90
Yaridovich rams towards the Snifits. The Snifits roll-dodge but Yaridovich throws his spear. The Snifits shoot the spear. Yaridovich makes two spears appear. Yaridovich slashes the Snifits endlessly. Snifit 3 shoots his leg. Yaridovich falls in the ground in pain. Snifit 3 takes the spear and stabs him. Yaridovich uses Water Blast. BOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Snifits get back up and uses Bolt. The top of his head acts like a lightning rod and he gets shocked. Snifit 2 shoots another Bullet Bill.
Yaridovich: GRRRR!!! Clone Party!
Many Yaridovich clones appear. They all run around and the Snifits get stabbed repeatedly. The Snifits uses Bolt but the other Yaridovich takes the hits. The Snifits think hard.
Snifit 1 25/35
Snifit 2 23/33
Snifit 3 22/32
VS
Yaridovich 60/90
The Yaridovich clones keep attacking the Snifits, and they get pinned down. Yaridovich gets in front of them. Yaridovich pulls out a big sword.
Yaridovich: I’d use this sword but I don’t want to get it dirty.
Snifit 1: Ugh. I will get that sword and cut your head off!
Yaridovich: Hmm. You know what? I don’t care if it will be stained, you will di-
Yaridovich gets hit from behind.
Booster: Ha! Eat train!
Yaridovich: Eat death!
Yaridovich shoots lightning out of his spear. Booster dodges but the lightning hits the Snifits. They get knocked out. Booster punches Yaridovich in the face. Yaridovich falls and Booster sits on him. Yaridovich grabs Booster with his spear and swings him around. Booster quickly munches on the spear. Yaridovich throws him and sees his spear was bitten off. Booster gets hurt but gets into a ball shape and rams Yaridovich. Yaridovich uses Mirage Attack. Unfortunately for him one has a spear and the other doesn’t.
Yaridovich: Oh dear.
Wham! Yaridovich hits the wall. Booster uppercuts him. Yaridovich glows red with anger.
Booster 30/35
VS
Yaridovich 20/90
Yaridovich uses Meteor Blast. Booster hits the wall. Yaridovich uses Flame Stone. Booster dodges the attack. Booster uses Spritz Bomb. Yaridovich gets hit by the bombs. Booster uses Loco Express. Yaridovich dodges the attack. Yaridovich uses Water Blast.
General Guy: Soldier, take this.
A Smash Ball appears. Yaridovich uses Flame Stone on it. It almost breaks. Booster throws a bomb but Yaridovich used Meteor Blast. The Smash Ball breaks apart. Booster thinks fast and bites Yaridovich. The Smash Ball comes out again. Booster eats the Smash Ball.
Booster: Activate Final Smash. Beetle Army!
Yaridovich: Huh?
Many Beetles come out of nowhere and attack Yaridovich.
Yaridovich: Get these bugs off me! Systems Malfunction.
Yaridovich falls and explodes.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 20 Star Points.
Booster: Snifits, let’s go.
Tutankoopa: We should go right now.
They go there right away and see more enemies. Booster just rams them with his train and then the train explodes, killing all the enemies. They see a big key.
????: Don’t think it would be that easy.
Factory Chief appears with the Gunyolk 3000.
Factory Chief: Snifits, your time is up! We may be the last of the Smithy gang but you will fall. ATTACK!!!
General Guy: CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
Snifit 1 35/35
Snifit 2 33/33
Snifit 3 32/32
VS
Factory Chief 20/20
Gunyolk 3000 70/70
Factory Chief disappears out of nowhere. Gunyolk 3000 digs underground. Factory Chief comes from behind and slashes at the Snifits like crazy. Gunyolk appears and breathes fire at them, which hits Factory Chief too. Factory Chief gets angry at Gunyolk and shoots a poison needle. Gunyolk isn’t affected and fires a breaker beam. The Snifits dodge and so does Factory Chief. Snifit 1 kicks him in the air and Snifit 2 shoots a bullet in the air. Factory Chief gets hit. Factory Chief shoots many fungi needles. The Snifits dodge all of them but get hit by the breaker beam. The Snifits still stand up. Snifit 1 shoots Gunyolk. Gunyolk digs back underground. Factory Chief disappears. The Snifits move aside as Factory Chief hits a Mini Bulky Bomb. Factory Chief hits the wall. Gunyolk comes out and hits a mini Bulky Bomb too.
Snifit 1 5/35
Snifit 2 3/33
Snifit 3 2/32
VS
Factory Chief 8/20
Gunyolk 55/70
Factory Chief shoots out fire. The Snifits dodge and Gunyolk gets in the way. Gunyolk absorbs the fire and breathes hotter fire. The Snifits get burned to a crisp. The Koopa Bros, Lava Piranha, and Dodo appear. Dodo bodyslams Factory Chief. Factory Chief gets back up but gets shell slammed into Gunyolk. Gunyolk breathes out fire and Lava Piranha does too. Factory Chief gets in the middle of it. Factor Chief starts to smoke. The Koopa Bros. shell slam into the fire. Their shells catche on fire and hit Factory Chief and Gunyolk. Factory Chief explodes while he’s flying. Gunyolk shoots another breaker beam. The Koopa Bros. and Lava Piranha get hit by the beam. Dodo squishes Gunyolk. Gunyolk uses overheat. Dodo catches fire and screams around. He hits a gas pipe and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The place explodes and Gunyolk flies away and explodes.
Dodo: *cough* Who put that there? Ugh.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 20 Star Points.
The Snifit group come out all crispy and open the door. They leave and see a bigger, deadlier fortress.
Snifit 1: This is where the going gets tough.
The Snifits run and see endless space. The Snifits leap and see Bullet Bills and Banzai Bills. The Snifits shoot them down. More Bullet Bills appear. The Snifits dodge again. They enter another place and see nothing but clocks and bells.
Snifit 1: Hey guys, aren’t we forgetting something?
Crystal King: What could we have forgotten?
?????: US!
Count Down and Ding-A-Lings appear.
Count Down: Factory Chief tried to fool you, but I will destroy you! Right, Ding-A-Lings?
Ding-A-Ling: Yes, Count Down.
Countdown: Then let’s fight!
Tank 15/15
Tubba Blubba 30/30
Huff ‘N Puff 25/25
Crystal King 25/25
Tutankoopa 25/25
VS
Count Down 50/50
Ding-A-Lings 25/25
Countdown: Let’s have some fun with time!
The Snifit group go slowly. Count Down just yawns. The Ding-A-Lings however use Dark Star. It hits Tubba Blubba. The Snifit group go back into normal time and Tubba Blubba Falcon Punches Count Down. Count Down blasts Tubba Blubba with a beam. The Tank rams Count Down. It hurts because spikes were attached. Count Down uses Meteor Blast. Huff ‘N Puff blows lots of wind. The hands spin out of control and Count Down gets stunned. Crystal King and Tutankoopa throw a magic blast. The Ding-A-Lings use Fear Roulette. Huff ‘N Puff falls KO. The Tank shoots a Bullet Bill. Count Down uses Crystal to stop the Bullet Bill. Tutankoopa uses Confuse Ray. The hands on Countdown spin around. Count Down can’t move. Crystal King makes an ice fist and hits a Ding-A-Ling. The Ding-A-Lings use Fear Roulette. Crystal King faints. Count Down still can’t move.
Tank 5/15
Tubba Blubba 5/30
Huff ‘N Puff 0/25
Crystal King 0/25
Tutankoopa 15/25
VS
Count Down 15/50
Ding-A-Ling 20/25
Ding-A-Ling 25/25
Ding-A-Ling uses Doom Reverb. The Snifit group dodge. Tutankoopa uses Team Recover. Team +10 HP. Ding-A-Ling uses Dark Star. The Tank takes the hit. Two Bullet Bills come out and hit both the Ding-A-Lings. Tubba Blubba Falcon Punches one of the Ding-A-Lings. The Ding-A-Ling explodes, hurting Count Down and Ding-A-Ling. Count Down snaps out of the confusion.
Count Down: Speed Up!
SMACK! POW! HIT! BOOOOOOOM!!! SNAP! PUNCH!
Count Down: Normal Time!
General Guy: OW! That hurt real badly!
Count Down uses Aurora Flash. Tutankoopa faints. Tubba Blubba uppercuts Count Down. One of the hands comes off and falls on Ding-A-Ling. The other hand spins crazily. Ding-A-Ling uses Fear Roulette. Tubba Blubba faints. A dark Star hits General Guy.
Ding-A-Ling: Ha! I win! ? Huh?
Count Down: Communications down! Can’t support. Explosion in 2 seconds.
Ding-A-Ling: Oh @-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Battle Over. Snifit group gains 20 Star Points.
Snifit 1: Look! The exit cannon is there! Hurry!
The Snifit gang rush there and many Bullet Bills come. They dodge them all. They shoot everyplace and the place starts to collapse as they leave.
Snifit 1: We are here.
Snifit Group: It’s Smithy’s Factory.
The Snifit group can hear nothing but hammers hitting metal. The Snifit group enter.
Ninja: ! They’re hear already! Quick! Send in all Machine Mades!
Snifit 1 blasts the Ninja. Machine Mades of all the bosses they faced come towards them. The Snifit group fight back since the Machine Mades were weak. They continue and see a Glum Reaper.
Glum Reaper: Answer this question right
and you can pass. Who is behind this door?
Smithy
Punchinello
Dimentio
Chuck Norris
Snifit 1: None of them!
Glum Reaper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How did you know? DIE!!!
He slashes at them but misses and the scythe gets stuck in the wall. The Snifits continue their journey. They see a bunch of screws.
Snifit 2: Let’s cheat our way through!
They get out a Feather and get caps. They fly across the screws but fire hits them and they fall in another place. They see a block that Machine Mades are jumping on. The Snifits blast it and go down. They see the place where the Mad Mallets were. They blast all of them. They keep continuing and see a switch. They go down and see nothing where Smithy used to be. They see another button. The wall opens and reveals Peach’s castle.
Snifit 1: Let’s go, quick!
????: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
Snifits: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Punchinello: I finally found you! Now die!
Snifit 1: You tried brute strength, modern technology, bombs, suicide attacks, big rocks, and new technology, but you can’t beat us!
Punchinello: Yes, but I have something else to beat you. This!
Punchinello pulls out a mini Chaos Heart.
Snifits: Where did you get that?!
Punchinello: They give one if you graduate from Dimentio’s School! Super Punchinello!
A void-like thing appears and Punchinello and the Chaos Heart get sucked in. Punchinello’s body appears. Then his head, hands, and feet appear.
Punchinello: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
Snifit 1 35/35
Snifit 2 33/33
Snifit 3 32/32
VS
Super Punchinello 120/120
Super Punchinello smashes the ground and the Snifits fall down. Punchinello breathes out fire. The Snifits become Pyro Snifits. They breathe out Bullet Bills. Super Punchinello gets hit. He grabs them and smashes them against the wall. The Snifits stack up and spin around. Super Punchinello smashes the ground. They jump and land on his head. They keep jumping on him. He mashes at them but they dodge, so he hits his head. He uppercuts them and does a big jump and downcuts, then squishes them. The Snifits are close to fainting. They use thunder. It strikes Punchinello. Punchinello screams and squishes the Snifits one more time. They get defeated.
Snifit 4 31/31
Snifit 5 30/30
Koopa Bros. 15/15
VS
Super Punchinello 90/120
The Snifits stack up on the Koopa Bros. They spin around and the Snifits shoot bullets while spinning. Super Punchinello smashes the ground and the tower collapses. Super Punchinello makes a King Bob-omb appear in his hand, and throws it. The Snifits quickly dodge. The Koopa Bros. throw many ninja stars. Super Punchinello makes an explosion occur. Super Punchinello is hurt from making the explosion, but the Koopa Bros. are defeated. Snifit 4 and 5 use Storm. Super Punchinello throws two King Bob-ombs. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! They hit the wall. They get back up slowly. Super Punchinello throws a huge beam from his eyes. The Snifits faint.
Tutankoopa 25/25
Tubba Blubba 30/30
Tank 15/15
VS
Super Punchinello 65/120
Super Punchinello uses Giga Impact. He rams all three. The Tank explodes. Tubba Blubba sees the opportunity and uses Falcon Punch. Tutankoopa summons a Chomp and it bites him. Super Punchinello uses Hyper Beam. Tutankoopa gets hit and faints. Tubba Blubba dodges most of the beam. General Guy comes out and throws a Bulky Bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Super Punchinello uses Recover. Super Punchinello +15 HP. Tubba Blubba closes his eyes. Super Punchinello throws a King Bomb-omb but General Guy puts a shield up. Tubba Blubba uses Focus Punch. Super Punchinello falls down. Super Punchinello sends an earthquake. They get blasted and hit the wall. They see a punch heading towards them. They fall in defeat. More allies appear.
Lava Piranha 15/15
Huff ‘N Puff 25/25
Crystal King 25/25
VS
Super Punchinello 35/120
Lava Piranha uses Eruption. Super Punchinello gets hit. Super Punchinello breathes out water.
Lava Piranha: What’s wrong with you?
Super Punchinello just punches Lava Piranha. Huff ‘N Puff shoots lightning. Crystal King shoots an Ice Beam. Super Punchinello uses Mega Recover. Super Punchinello +40 HP. Lava Piranha comes out mad. Lava Piranha breathes out lava. Super Punchinello throws two King Bob-ombs. Lava Piranha ducks. Crystal King clones himself but Huff ‘N Puff gets hit. He seeks the opportunity and goes up. He smashes at Punchinello. Punchinello uses Counter. Huff ‘N Puff gets defeated. Crystal King blows out a Blizzard. Super Punchinello grabs Lava Piranha. He makes him spew fire on Crystal King. Super Punchinello then defeats Lava Piranha. Crystal King throws out Crystal Bits. Punchinello throws them away. He uses Fire Punch. Crystal King gets defeated.
Super Punchinello: I win!
????: Guess again!
Booster 30/30
Dodo 30/30
VS
Super Punchinello 25/120
Booster uses Loco Express. Super Punchinello uses Recover. Super Punchinello +15 HP. Dodo bodyslams Super Punchinello. Super Punchinello Fire Punches him. Booster uses Spritz Bomb. Super Punchinello squishes him. Dodo headbutts him. Booster uses Bad Breath. Punchinello gets poisoned. A Smash Ball appears. Super Punchinello uses Falcon Punch. Booster takes the hit. He gets defeated. Dodo gets the Smash Ball and turns even fatter. He trips and squishes Super Punchinello. Super Punchinello starts to explode. He punches but misses. His hand falls off. He tries punching with the other but misses. That hand falls off. Dodo rams him. Super Punchinello explodes.
Battle Over. Snifit group gains 35 Star Points. Level Up. Everything +5
Punchinello: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo. I lost, how? I… But… Ugh.
Punchinello faints. The Snifits throw him out a window. The Snifits see the door is open and enter.
????: HEHEHEHEHE!!!
Snifit Group: ! SMITHY!!!
Smithy: Just as I expected. Now get ready to die!
Snifit group: We’re all fighting together.
Smithy: FUN!
Smithy 100/100
Snifit 1 shoots him. Smithy uses Meteor Swarm. The entire Snifit group get hit. Tubba Blubba punches Smithy. He swings him away with his hammer. Lava Piranha breathes out fire. Smithy squishes Lava Piranha. Huff ‘N Puff shoots lightning. Smithy uses Meteor Swarm. General Guy shoots him. Tutankoopa lifts him and slams him against the wall. Smithy uses Meteor Blast. The Koopa Bros. throw more Ninja Stars. Smithy gets very angry and uses Overheat. Everybody almost gets knocked out. Crystal King shoots ice on him but there is no effect. The Snifits shoot but he blocks it with his hammer. He throws lots of hammers. The Snifits can’t dodge all of them so they get buried in it. Smithy snaps his fingers and the hammers explode. Smithy gets attacked out of nowhere. A new hammer emerges.
Tubba Blubba: Team Attack!
The Snifit group get in position and all launch a big attack. Smithy gets hit and falls.
Smithy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Snifit 1: Did we win?
Smithy: Negative Zone!
The Snifits’ allies disappears.
Snifit 1 10/35
Snifit 2 8/33
Snifit 3 7/32
Snifit 4 6/31
Snifit 5 5/30
VS
Smithy 25/100
The Snifits use Kerocola. The Snifits +15 HP. Smithy uses Sledge. The Snifits get pounded. Snifit 1 shoots a Bullet Bill. Smithy blocks it with his hammer. Snifit 2 uses Electro Shock. Smithy uses Mega Drain. Snifit 5 gets hit. Snifit 3 shoots a Bullet Bill. Smithy blocks it with his hammer. Snifit 4 comes from behind and shoots him. Snifit 1 eats a Mushroom. Snifit 1 +5 HP. Smithy uses Meteor Swarm. Snifit 1 stands up but not the other Snifits. Snifit 1 concentrates. Smithy uses Sledge. SMASH! Smithy looks and sees nothing. Smithy sees a shadow and looks up. He sees a Banzai Bill coming. Smithy tries to throw the hammer but BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Smithy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The prisoners and the Snifit group come.
Mad Mallet: Calm down, Smithy!
Aero: Stop with the swinging of the hammer!
Shyper: The ground isn’t strong!
Smithy: ARG!
Smithy hits the floor, which shakes. The prisoners jump out of the way. The Snifit group and Smithy fall, however.
Smithy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If I’m going down I’m taking you with me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Smithy glows and his final form appears.
Smithy: Beat me now!
Smithy Head 8000/8000
Body 1000/1000
Snifit Group: 0_0 OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Smithy: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Smithy smashes Tubba Blubba. Tubba Blubba faints. Crystal King shoots ice at him but it barely leaves a dent. Smithy shoots Crystal King. Crystal King gets defeated. The rest of the bosses ram Smithy. Smithy smashes all of them. The bosses get defeated. The Snifits drop to their knees (if they have any).
Snifit 1: We lost.
Snifit 2: It’s all over.
Snifit 3: We came all this way.
Snifit 4: We did a good job, guys.
Snifit 5: We’ll see our other dead buddies in the Underwhere.
Smithy: Now just stand still.
????: STOP!
Smithy: ? Who’s there?
The 7 Star Spirits appear.
Smithy: ! Time to repeat this!
Twink appears and freezes Smithy.
Eldstar: Snifits, it’s time for the power to be received. Receive it now!
The Snifit group gain enough power to match Smithy. The partners get revived too.
Smithy: Ugh. Huh? What in the?
Snifit Group: Let’s fight to the end!
Snifit 1 130/130
Snifit 2 125/125
Snifit 3 120/120
Snifit 4 115/115
Snifit 5 110/110
VS
Smithy 8000/8000
Body 1000/1000
Partners: We’re fighting too!
The Body smashes Crystal King. Tubba Blubba Falcon Punches the body. The Koopa Bros. throw out many ninja stars. The Body changes Smithy’s head into the Tank Head. Huff ‘N Puff shoots lightning. The Tank Head gets stunned. Tutankoopa throws a Chomp at the Body. The Body can’t move now. The Tank Head uses Magnum. Huff ‘N Puff gets hit.
Huff ‘N Puff: Snifits, you can win this! Ugh…
Snifit 1 uses Storm. The Tank Head gets shocked a lot. The Tank Head shoots Snifit 1. Snifit 1 still stands. The Tank Head shoots a Banzai Bill. The Snifit group dodge. Tubba Blubba jumps on Smithy’s Head. Smithy quickly changes his head. His head is now Magic Head.
Snifit 1 15/130
Snifit 2 125/125
Snifit 3 120/120
Snifit 4 115/115
Snifit 5 110/110
VS
Smithy 6982/8000
Body 0/1000
Snifit 1 takes out a Mid Mushroom. Snifit 1 +80 HP. The Magic Head uses Boulder. All of the Snifit group get hit. Tubba Blubba uses Falcon Punch. Smithy falls down from the pain but gets back up. Smithy uses Dark Star. Tubba Blubba gets hit. Tubba Blubba slowly gets back up. Smithy uses Arrow Rain. All the arrows hit Tubba Blubba.
Tubba Blubba: Snifits, you can defeat Smithy! Ugh…
Snifit 3 shoots Smithy. The head gets hurt really badly. The head uses Meteor Swarm. All the partners shoot out their attacks. A big explosion occurs. Smithy sees that they are all still alive. Smithy changes his head. He now has his Mask Head.
Snifit 1 5/130
Snifit 2 35/125
Snifit 3 30/120
Snifit 4 25/115
Snifit 5 20/110
VS
Smithy 6006/8000
Snifit 1: We need to get him out of his mask head!
Crystal King shoots out an Ice Beam. Smithy screams. The Mask head uses Shredder. The Snifits don’t understand. Crystal King uses Blizzard. The Mask Head laughs. The Body starts to move. Lava Piranha breathes out fire. The Body shoots Lava Piranha. Lava Piranha uses Corona. The Body smashes Crystal King. Tutankoopa shoots Geometric Shapes. The Body can’t move. Smithy transforms his head into the treasure one. The head opens up and reveals the skull with crossbones. Crystal King falls down.
Crystal King: Beat Smithy! We are close to de- ugh.
Snifits - Same HP
VS
Smithy 5691/8000
Lava Piranha doesn’t hesitate and uses Eruption. The Treasure Head catches fire. The head opens and reveals the same symbol. Lava Piranha faints.
Lava Piranha: Smithy! Don’t underestimate him! Ugh.
Smithy changes his head into Tank Head. Snifit 1 takes Kerokero Cola. All the Snifits get their HP back. The Tank Head shoots them. The Snifits quickly duck. The Explosion blows them away. Tutankoopa unleashes a spell. Thunder strikes the Tank Head. The Tank Head uses Magnum. Tutankoopa makes a shield but the Bullet breaks it. Tutankoopa still stands up. Smithy shoots him. Tutankoopa faints. A giant electric beam hits Smithy. Smithy looks and sees a high Tec Tank. Smithy shoots it but no effect. Smith then changes his head. He now has the Magic Head.
Snifits - Full HP
VS
Smithy 4060/8000
The Snifits don’t hesitate and transform into the Mega Snifit. They shoot a Banzai Bill. Smithy uses Dark Star. The Koopa Bros. get in the way and take the hit. They faint. The Snifits transform back. General Guy’s Tank transforms into an airplane and shoots Smithy. Smithy uses Meteor Swarm. The plane falls down but General Guy escapes. Smithy uses Dark Star. General Guy falls down.
General Guy: Make this general proud! Ugh…
Smithy: HA! Now all that’s left is you!
Smithy gets punched out of nowhere. He sees Booster and Dodo. Smithy changes his head. It is now his Treasure Head.
Snifits – Full HP
VS
Smithy 2834/8000
Booster rams him using his Loco Express. Booster changes to his Mask Head. Dodo uses Feather Dance. Smithy can’t use Special Moves. Smithy decides to change into the Treasure Head. Dodo bodyslams him. The Treasure Head opens and shows a 1. Dodo now only has 1 HP left. Dodo uses Flail. Smithy is hit with immense power. Smithy changes into his Tank Head. He shoots Dodo. Dodo faints. Booster throws an Elec Bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Tank Head uses Magnum. Booster is unaffected. Smithy’s body moves and squishes Booster. Booster pulls out a Final Smash. He uses Beetle Army. The Body gets covered. Smithy hits the beetles but misses hitting his own body. He falls over and the beetles cover his head. Booster uses Loco Express. His body starts to smoke. Smithy finally gets rid of the beetles and hurts Booster in the process. Booster gets back up but Smithy squishes him. Booster faints. Smithy laughs but stops soon when he sees smoke.
Snifits – Full HP
VS
Smithy 1001/8000
Snifit 1 uses Electro Shock. Smithy changes into Magic Head. He uses Meteor Swarm. All the Snifits get covered in the stars. Smithy then uses Dark Star. The star seems to hit but Smithy then sees the Snifits are unharmed. He sees the Star Spirits. The Snifits glow and transform into the Ultra Snifit. Smithy makes a Giant Dark Star. The Ultra Snifit shoots out a Banzai Bill with stars around it. Both things collide and explode. Smithy gets hit with another. Smithy gets back up and sees the Snifits are around him.
Smithy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BUT HOW?!
The Snifits: Goodbye Smithy!
They shoot him, defeating Smithy.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Battle Over.
The place starts to shake.
Snifit 1: What’s happening?
Explosion in 3 seconds.
Snifit Group: @-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
The Snifit group look and see they’re all safe.
Eldstar: Thank you, Snifits!
Mamar: you have defeated Smithy.
Skolar: Now people can make wishes again.
Muscular: We are all in your debt.
Misstar: Thank you very much for all your help.
Klevar: I hope you will learn something from this.
Kalmar: When you look at the sky, you will see stars thanking you.
Snifit 1: ! Hey, now where’s that wish?
Eldstar: ! All right, what’s your wish?
Snifit 2: Can you bring Grate Guy and Knife Guy from the Underwhere?
Klevar: We can’t! But we can send you there. Tell Jaydes we sent you and all that stuff.
Snifits: Sure.
Eldstar: Okay, ready?
Yes
No
Snifit 1: I pick yes.
Eldstar: Okay, let’s go!
The Snifits wake up and see the Underwhere.
Snifit 1: WOAH! This is scary!
????: HA! I beat you!
?????: I know that you cheated!
????: You just can’t admit I’m the master of Blackjack!
The Snifits: ! Grate Guy and Knife Guy!
Grate Guy: Snifits!
Knife Guy: Idiots!
They all share in a hug.
Grate Guy: You died too?
Snifit 3: No. We’re actually here to get you back up.
Grate Guy: ?
Snifit 4: Get your game running again.
Knife Guy: Oh. Well, let’s go talk to Jaydes.
They walk and see Jaydes.
Jaydes: I can’t send those two Jesters because a monster escaped.
Snifit 5: Bring it on!
Bonechill appears and Battle Time. The Snifits just charge at Bonechill. Bonechill freezes them. Booster and Dodo charge at him. Bonechill flies away and freezes them. The Koopa Bros, Tutankoopa, and Tubba Blubba charge as well. Bonechill shoots them. They dodge. He freezes the floor. They slip and see ice breath. They get frozen. The Tank, Lava Piranha, and Huff ‘N Puff come. Bonechill freezes the Tank so General Guy can’t escape. Lava Piranha gets defeated by one ice breath. Huff ‘N Puff gets frozen solid and can’t move. Crystal King rushes forward but Bonechill gets him in the cannon and launches him away.
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: Idiots. Let’s go!
Grate Guy runs toward Bonechill. Bonechill attacks but misses. Knife Guy comes from behind and pulls out a flame sword. He slices Bonechill off the cannon. He then throws it like a boomerang and cuts his wings from his spine. The head just bounces. Grate Guy makes a star sword. The jesters stab Bonechill. Bonechill gets defeated.
Final Battle OVER!
Jaydes: ! That’s fine. Grate Guy and Knife Guy, you may continue your game. I will send you back into your Tower. CONTINUE!
The Snifit group disappear.
Twink: Hey Snifits!
Snifit 1: Huh? Twink?
Twink: I got you a thank you present.
A giant present appears.
Twink: Don’t open it until the parade.
Snifit 2: Parade?
Twink: Come to Princes Peach’s Castle tomorrow and you’ll see. Thank you, Snifits.
Twink leaves. The Snifits wonder what’s inside.
The next day...
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: So that’s how you defeated Smithy. Well thanks, buddies.
Parakarry: Mail Call!
The Snifits look and see an invitation to a party.
The Snifits: Let’s go!
The Snifits leave and head to Peach’s Castle. Peach comes out.
Peach: I want to thank you, Snifit 1, Snifit 2, Snifit 3, Snifit 4, Snifit 5, Koopa Bros, Tutankoopa, Tubba Blubba, General Guy, Lava Piranha, Huff ‘N Puff, Crystal King, Booster, and Dodo, for helping to destroy Smithy. Thanks, now enjoy the parade.
Staff Credits
Producer
Red Shy Guy
Director
Red Shy Guy
Character Maker
Red Shy Guy
Dialog
Red Shy Guy
Kind Editor
Lemmy Koopa
Suggestions
Dimentio
Assistant Directors
Blue and Green Shy Guy
Plot Director
Red Shy Guy
Special Thanks go to
P.T. Piranha for Bill Gates, the Bill
Bot, and the Billion Dollar Bazooka
Dimentio for Dimentio’s School and
the mini Chaos Heart
Lemmy Koopa for posting this story…
And most importantly, you, for reading
this story.
Thanks!
Look out for the next Season.
Snifit X Season 3: Paper Snifit, The Thousand-Year Warp Pipe.
Snifit 1: Hey, let’s open our present.
The Snifits open it and…
Punchinello: ARG! Can’t that Star put air holes?
Snifit 1: Huh?
Punchinello: I’m back!
Snifit 2: How?
Flashback…
Twink is seen flying around. He spots Punchinello.
Punchinello: I’m a friend of the Snifits. Please send me back!
Twink: Okay. Hop in this box.
End Flashback.
Punchinello: Now you die.
Punchinello chases the Snifits around.
So ends Season 3 of Paper Snifit.
The End
Red Shy Guy: Thank you again for to reading my story. Make sure to read my next story. Until then, bye!
To Be Continued...
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