Snifit X Season 2: Paper Snifit

By Red Shy Guy

Smithy’s Side

Smithy: @#$*^%#! The Snifits! I can’t believe they destroyed my ghost machine.

Factory Chief: Well sir, I have some good news. The idiot chef fell for our bait in Shy Guy’s Toy Box. I also finished the Machine Made Juniors. I also buried the body in cement.

Smithy: Good. As long as those idiots don’t know our monster is in there, we’re all right.

Factory Chief: Right. That’s were the next Star Spirit is too.

Back with the prisoners…

Twink: Hey, I heard that the next Star Spirit is in Shy Guy’s Toy Box.

Mario: Then go-a deliver the-a message.

Peach: The fate of the entire world is in those Snifits’ hands now.

Booster: I need to help my buddies somehow.

Twink leaves the cell.

???: Booster, go to see Smithy.

The cell opens and Booster is led to Smithy.

Booster: What do you want?

Smithy: I need to know the weakness of the Snifits.

Booster: Are you going to use it against them?

Smithy: No.

Booster: Okay then.

Smithy: (Imbecile.) Now which of the following do they hate?
Tofu
Cheese
Rice

Booster: Tofu.

Smithy: Good. Now what about another of these?
Educational Television
Soda
Bill Gates

Booster: I think Educational Television and Bill Gates.

Smithy: Excellent. Now one more of the following.
Al Gore
Chuck Norris
Math Test

Booster:  All of them.

Smithy: Fantastic. Now go to your cell!

Booster: Sure.

He goes to his cell.

Smithy: Idiot. Now Factory Chief, get these things.

Factory Chief: Yes sir.

He leaves.

Back with our idiot heroes…

Skolar: Thank you very much, Snifits, for helping me out. Here is some of my power.

Star Power is now 3. The Snifits can now use Starstorm.

Skolar: Hope to see you in Star Haven.

He leaves the place.

Snifits 4 and 5: It’s good to be reunited. We will help you.

Snifits 1, 2, and 3: Thanks.

Tubba Blubba: I want to help too, Snifits. I want to be braver in the face of danger.

Snifits: Sure.

They go back to the Forever Forest. They hear trees falling.

Punchinello: I’VE GOT YOU KNOW!

He picks up a big rock, which flattens him.

RPG battle

Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 17/17
Vs.
Punchinello 40/40 D: 2

Punchinello: NO RPG!

Punchinello crawls since a rock is under him. The Snifits shoot at him. The rock’s defense is strong but he still gets hurt. He gets angry and throws the rock. The Snifits get hurt pretty badly. The rock also bounces of a tree.

Punchinello: Now more po-

He gets squished by the rock again.

Snifit 1 15/20
Snifit 2 13/18
Snifit 3 12/17
Vs.
Punchinello 32/40

The Snifits shoot him but he dodges so they hit trees and they fall on them. Punchinello throws the rock at them and it bounces off to him. He gets flattened and shot by bullets. Punchinello gets angry and does a Shockwave. The Snifits get blown away.

Snifit 1 10/20
Snifit 2 8/18
Snifit 3 7/17
Vs.
Punchinello 24/40

Punchinello rams the Snifits and they get hit by a tree. They shoot bullets around the forest and many trees collapse on Punchinello. Punchinello gets stuck and the Snifits shoot Bullet Bills. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Punchinello gets angrier.

Snifit 1 5/20
Snifit 2 3/18
Snifit 3 2/17
Vs.
Punchinello 10/40

Punchinello sends a Shockwave that knocks out Snifits 2 and 3. Snifits 4 and 5 appear. Snifits 4 and 5 use Static E. Punchinello gets stunned for a while, then gets hit in the face with a Bullet Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Battle Over. The Snifits win 22 Star Points.

Punchinello: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I’ll be back!

He leaves.

The Snifits continue out of the forest and into Toad Town. They see Shy Guys running and screaming.

Shy Guys: HELP! IT’S ALIVE!

General Guy: Calm down, men! We have to beat it, otherwise we won’t get our Toy Box back!

Snifit 1: What happened?

General Guy: Chef Torte was making us a cake but Smithy’s henchmen stole the cake and made their own monstrous version. We need help.

Snifit 2: You found your help, General.

General Guy: What?

Snifit 3: We will battle for your Toy Box.

General Guy: Okay, but I’m coming too.

General Guy joins the party.

General Guy: Let’s go.

They go into an abandoned house. General Guy opens a secret door. They jump into the Toy Box.

Chapter 4: One Sweet Battle

They see the inside is covered in gooey stuff.

Snifit 4: You need to clean this place.

General Guy: Hey, the monster did this.

Snifit 5: Really?

General Guy: Yes.

Shy Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

General Guy: Cool your jets, man! What happened?

Shy Guy: That cake is destroying everything, that’s what’s happening!

Koopa Bros: Dude, so where is this cake monster?

Shy Guy: Well you’ll need to travel by the Toy Train.

Tutankoopa: But not everyone can fit in there.

Tubba Blubba: Especially me.

Shy Guy: You’re in luck.

Snifits: How?

Shy Guy: We have two trains.

Everyone except the Shy Guy: -_-

Shy Guy: Wait, they’re out of fuel. Go southwest to get fuel.

They go southwest. Meanwhile…

Factory Chief: Hehe. See them get past this.

He puts Tofu near the fuel.

Soon the Snifit group goes there and see the Tofu.

Snifits: 0_0  Oh noes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

General Guy: What is it?

Snifit 1: Tofu. We’re allergic.

The Snifits faint and General Guy blasts the tofu. They get the fuel and continue. They get on the train heading to Pink Station.

General Guy: Okay now, there is weird goop cake mix on the road.

Snifit 1 gets an idea, believe it or not.

Snifit 1: We need Gourmet Guy to eat this.

General Guy: That’s the smartest thing you have thought of.

Snifit 1: Yeah, too bad it will never happen again.  ) =

Shy Guy: Gourmet Guy is on the east side. Chef Torte didn’t want him to eat the cake.

Tubba Blubba: I’ll go with them.

The Snifits continue down the road, when all of a sudden…

???: So, if it isn’t characters from Nintendo.

Snifit Group: *gasp* BILL GATES!

Bill Gates: Right. If you want to rescue Tubby, you’re going to fight me and a Math Quiz.

Snifit 1: Tubba, fight the Quiz; we will take care of Bill Gates.

Bill Gates: HA! Bring it!

RPG-like Battle

Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 17/17
Vs.
Bill Gates 20/20

Snifit 1 jumps on Bill Gates but he throws an X-Box bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Snifit 2 shoots him. Bill Gates falls down and the Snifits kick him.

Bill Gates: Ow! Banjo, Kazooie! Attack!

Banjo: Yes Master!

Banjo attacks Snifit 2. Bill Gates pulls out a billion dollar bazooka. Bill Gates fires and Snifit 2 holds Banjo and Kazooie like a shield. Banjo faints. Snifit 3 kicks Bill in the face. Snifit 2 kicks him in the shin. Bill Gates falls down. Snifit 1 shoots another Bullet Bill.

Snifit 1 16/20
Snifit 2 14/18
Snifit 3 17/17
Vs.
Bill Gates 0/20

Bill Gates: That’s it! Come Bill Bot!

The Bill Bot comes out. Bill Gates gets in.

Bill Gates: Microsoft Power!

The Bill Bot fires money lasers. The Snifits get blown away. Tubba Blubba comes out and smashes the Bot. The Bill Bot fires gold bars that hit Tubba in the face. The Snifits shoot at it. The Bill Bot fires the Billion Dollar Bazooka. Tubba uses Falcon Punch. The Bill Bot uses Money Punch. Tubba hits a wall. The Bill Bot prepares to fire a beam.

Snifit 1 8/20
Snifit 2 6/18
Snifit 3 9/17
Tubba Blubba 5/20
Vs.
Bill Bot 10/20

The Snifits jump on Tubba’s head and fire Bullet Bills. The Bill Bot shoots gold bars. Tubba punches Snifit 1. He crashes onto the Bill Bot. The Bill Bot spins around.

Tubba Blubba: Falcon Punch!

SMASH! The Bill Bot starts to explode.

Bill Gates: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I’LL RETURN, SNIFITS, YOU WAIT! I’LL GET MY REVENGE!

Bill Gates gets blown away.

Battle Over. The Snifits win 14 experience points.

10 minutes later, the Snifits recover.

Gourmet Guy: CAKE!!!

He eats messily and jumps into the air.

Tubba Blubba: Disgusting.

General Guy: Quickly to Green Station!

They arrive at Green Station, where there is more icky cake mix.

General Guy: ):<  @#$%! Now what?

Snifits: Boxes.

They see four boxes: one red, one blue, one green, and one yellow.

Tubba Blubba: According to Paper Mario you need to hit them in a correct order for something to happen.

Tubba Blubba hits it in this order: yellow, blue, green, and red. The boxes open and a punching glove hits Tubba Blubba in the face.

Snifit 5: Now what?

General Guy: We go southwest.

Tutankoopa and Koopa ros.: How come we haven’t had enough lines?

They continue through the gooey road. Then…

???: IT IS A BUNCH OF WEAKLINGS!

????: I invented weaklings!

Snifit 1: Chuck Norris!

Snifit 2: AL GORE!

Snifit 3: Educational television!

Chuck Norris: You can’t beat me!

Snifit 1: We can beat you, right Snifits?

Al Gore: I invented Snifits.

Snifits: Koopa Bros, you take care of Al Gore and the Educational TV. Tutankoopa will help us with Tubba Blubba to fight Chuck Norris.

Snifit Group: Right!

RPG-like battle

Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 17/17
Tutankoopa 20/20
Tubba Blubba 20/20
Vs.
Chuck Norris 100/100

The Snifits kick Chuck Norris. Chuck slaps the Snifits away. Tubba uses Falcon Punch. Chuck Norris is hit. Chuck Norris uses Chuck Punch. Tubba is sent out of the Toy Box. Chuck is hit by a Chomp. Chuck stares at the Chomp. The Chomp flees. Chuck Norris uses Chuck Punch. Tutankoopa is sent out of there. The Snifits turn into MEGA SNIFIT and shoot a Banzai Bill. Chuck Norris gets hurt but he uses Chuck Punch. The MEGA SNIFIT is turned back to normal and Snifit 3 is sent out of the Toy Box. Chuck Norris just laughs.

Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 0/17
Tutankoopa 0/20
Tubba Blubba 0/20
Vs.
Chuck Norris 55/100

Snifit 1 uses Gunk Ball. Chuck Norris isn’t affected. Chuck Norris uses Chuck Punch. Snifit 1 jumps and Snifit 2 is sent out of the place. The Koopa Bros. slam against Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris uppercuts the stack and all the Koopa Bros. are sent flying. Snifit 2 shoots a Bullet Bill. Chuck pulls out his hand and catches the Bulllet Bill. It explodes on his hand. He then gets hit by a large Bullet Bill. Chuck Norris is sent out of the place.

Snifit 1: We did it!

Chuck Norris comes back.

Chuck Norris: I let you do that.

Chuck Norris leaves. Al Gore and the TV are defeated.

Battle Over. The Snifits win 28 experience points.

The Snifits find a paper that says the order for the boxes: green, blue, yellow, and red. The Snifits return and hit them in that order. They continue using the train. They arrive at Red Station.

Snifit 1: Torte and the cake have to be near here.

Snifit 2: Hmm. By the look of that goo, we need to blow it up.

Snifit 3: We can’t use Bullet Bills. We need something else.

General Guy: We have this special Bob-omb. It is in the east side.

The Snifits go to the east side and enter a dark room.

???: Hehehe.

Snifit 1: Who goes there?

???: Your worst nightmare.

RPG-like battle

Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 17/17
Vs.
Lantern Ghost 20/20

The Snifits get in a cartoon cloud fight. Lantern Ghost escapes and the Snifits are fighting each other. Lantern Ghost flashes his light and the Snifits get hurt. Snifit 1 jumps on the lantern. The place lights up. Snifit 2 shoots the Lantern Ghost. Snifit 1 bumps into him. Lantern Ghost makes it dark. Snifit 1 kicks the lantern. Snifit 2 jumps on it. Snifit 3 bumps into the Lantern Ghost. Lantern Ghost jumps on Snifit 1. Snifit 2 jumps on his head. Lantern Ghost shows the light and the Snifits get hurt. Snifit 1 jumps on the lantern. Snifit 2 jumps on him. Lantern Ghost faints.

Battle over. The Snifits win 15 experience points.

Lantern Ghost leaves. A chest appears. The Snifits open it and get the Bob-omb. They can now blow up things. The Snifit group returns and blow up the wall. They enter the Toy trena.

Chef Torte: I told you no cake ‘til 5:00 PM!

General Guy: Torte, that cake is evil!

Torte: No it iz not!

General Guy: Then fight me!

Apprentice: Okay!

General Guy: Taste defeat! CHARGE!

The Snifits charge towards Torte, Apprentice, and Bundt, which is right behind Torte.

RPG-like battle

Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 17/17
Vs.
Torte 20/20
Apprentice 20/20
Bundt 20/20

Snifit 1 slide kicks into Torte. Apprentice slaps Snifit 1. Snifit 2 throws a Bob-omb. BOOOOM!!! Apprentice gets blasted. Snifit 3 shoots at Torte. Torte slaps Snifit 3. Snifit 1 throws a Bob-omb Torte ducks and it hits the cake. Cake goo comes out. Torte and Apprentice charge but slip on the goo. They slide out of the arena. The Snifits throw a Bob-omb at the cake. Bundt throws an icicle. Snifit 1 takes the hit. Snifit 2 shoots a Gunk Ball. Bundt shrivels up. Snifit 3 jumps on Bundt. Bundt uses Blizzard. The Snifits get frozen for one turn. Bundt sends a shockwave. The Snifits get blown away.

Snifit 1 7/20 frozen
Snifit 2 10/18 frozen
Snifit 3 9/17 frozen
Vs.
Torte 15/20
Apprentice 17/20
Bundt 10/20

The Snifits break free from the ice. Snifit 1 throws a Bob-omb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! More cake goo comes out. Snifit 2 bumps into him. Bundt gets hurt. Snifit 3 shoots him. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Bundt is no more. Raspberry is now there. He shoots an icicle. Snifit 2 is hit. Snifit 1 throws a Bob-omb. BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Torte and Apprentice come back. Torte puts yeast on Raspberry and Bundt recovers. Torte pulls out a frying pan. The Snifits shoot Torte and he gets hurt. Apprentice slaps Snifit 1. Snifit 1 slaps him back.

Snifit 1 5/20
Snifit 2 5/18
Snifit 3 9/17
Vs.
Torte 10/20
Apprentice 15/20
Bundt 20/20
Raspberry 37/40

Snifit 1 jumps towards Torte but he pan smacks him. Snifit 2 shoots him. Apprentice punches Snifit 2. Snifit 3 slams against Apprentice. Torte smacks Snifit 3. Snifit 1 bumps into him. Torte smacks him away. Snifit 2 bumps into him. Torte is defeated. Apprentice flees. Bundt roars again. Snifit 1 uses Bolt. Bundt is stunned. Snifit 2 shoots a Bullet Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Bundt gets hurt. Snifit 3 shoots a Gunk Ball. Bundt gets stunned even more. Snifit 1 shoots him with a bullet. Snifit 2 bumps into him. Bundt disappears.

Snifit 1 1/20 FP 9/15
Snifit 2 1/18
Snifit 3 5/17
Vs.
Torte 0/20
Apprentice 11/20
Bundt 0/20
Raspberry 37/40

Raspberry uses Blizzard. The Snifits die a frozen death. Snifit 4, 5, and the Koopa Bros. come out. Snifit 4 uses Bolt. Raspberry uses Solidify. The Koopa Bros. dodge the attack. Snifit 4 and 5 are frozen. The Koopa Bros. slam into Raspberry. Raspberry uses Diamond Saw. YNK and GNK faint from the attack. BNK throws a ninja star. Raspberry eats it and spits it back out. BNK is hit. Snifit 4 and 5 break from the ice. Raspberry starts to glow weirdly. The Koopa Bros. ram into Raspberry. Raspberry fires a beam. RNK and BNK faint from the beam. Apprentice returns.

Apprentice: Master Torte wouldn’t leave. I must protect the cake!

Apprentice slaps Snifit 4. Snifit 5 slaps him. Apprentice punches Snifit 5. Apprentice puts yeast on Raspberry. Bundt returns.

Snifit 4 9/15
Snifit 5 7/15
FP 7/15
Vs.
Apprentice 9/20
Bundt 20/20
Raspberry 28/40

Apprentice slaps Snifit 5. Snifit 4 bumps into him. Apprentice spins around and jumps on Snifit 4. Snifit 5 bumps into him. Apprentice rams into Snifit 5. They crash. Apprentice faints. Bundt bites Snifit 4. Tubba Blubba comes out. Tubba slams the cake. Bundt uses Blizzard. Tubba gets frozen. Snifit 4 shoots Bundt. Bundt however uses Sandstorm. The Snifits get blinded. Bundt is preparing an attack. Tubba gets free and jumps on Bundt. Bundt fires the beam at Tubba Blubba. Tubba hits the wall. The Snifits bump into Bundt. Bundt faints. Raspberry uses Ice Rock. Tubba Blubba is hit. He faints.

Snifit 4 and 5: Oh no! We’re going to lose! Run for it!

The Snifits flee.

General Guy: Don’t run away! Grrrrr! I’ll fight you, cake!

Tank 15/15
Vs.
Raspberry 28/40

The Tank slams Raspberry. Raspberry uses Crystal. The Tank is hit. General Guy comes out and throws a bomb. Bundt eats it and it recovers HP. Raspberry fires at the tank. The Tank is hit. The Tank uses Electro Shock. Raspberry is shock. Raspberry jumps on the tank. General Guy makes the tank use Electro Shock. Raspberry is shocked. Raspberry makes a hole in the Tank. The Tank spins around. Raspberry gets off. Raspberry rams at the Tank. The Tank explodes and it hurts General Guy and Raspberry.

General Guy 10/15
Vs.
Raspberry 12/40

Raspberry eats some yeast, +8 HP. General Guy gets back up and throws a grenade. Raspberry gets angry and uses Crystal. General Guy gets hit. He throws another bomb. Raspberry is hit. Raspberry slams General Guy. General Guy charges toward Raspberry. Raspberry jumps and squishes General Guy. General Guy faints. Snifit 4 bumps into Bundt. Snifit 5 shoots Raspberry

Snifit 4 4/16
Snifit 5 3/15
Vs.
Raspberry 3/40

Raspberry charges at Snifit 5, who jumps. Raspberry stops and jumps too. He squishes Snifit 5. Snifit 4 charges at him. Raspberry uses Icy Wind. Snifit 4 charges and jumps. Raspberry uses Icy Wind. Snifit 4 does the Matrix and lands on Raspberry. Raspberry screams in pain and melts into weird goo.

Battle Over. The Snifits win 32 Star points. +5 HP for every Snifit.

Out of the cake comes the Muskular card.

END OF CHAPTER.

And so our idiot heroes beat the monstrous cake Bundt and Raspberry. 3 more Star Spirits remain. The Snifits are getting stronger, but so is Smithy.

Can the Snifits win? What is Smithy planning now? Willl Punchinello return? Will Bill Gates return? Why did Chuck Norris let the Snifits win? How did the monstrous cake come to life? Am I a good director?

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