“Oh no, Oh
no Oh NO!!!” Mario thought. He had just lost Luigiss surfboard, the
same surfboard he had since he was 13. It was his most prized possession.
Luigi would definitely remember this.
“How did I
lose it?” Mario thought. He searched the beach for hours but no luck!
It was obviously stolen. But by who?
“Bowser?”
He was the only thief in the Mushroom Kingdom that he could think of! But
Bowser wouldn’t want that surfboard, he was too fat! Mario chuckled at
his joke but decided to refocus on his problem. Mario knew very well that
“it was stolen” wouldn’t be a good enough excuse for Luigi…
“H-hey Luigi.
I’m b-a-ack!” Mario said when he finally got back to Luigi’s room.
“Mario!
That was a LONG day of surfing.” Luigi said with a cheerful voice. His
grin then faded when he saw Mario without a board.
“Where is my
board?” Luigi said with an angry glare in his eyes.
“Are you gaining
wait?” Mario said, getting off topic. “You know that will not turn Daisy
on, Luigi! You’ve got to get a die,t fast!”
“This coming
from YOU? The most famous virtual fat man in the world!”
“Well...” Mario
would have liked to get rid of some virtual pounds.
“Mario. WHERE.
IS. MY. BOARD?!?
“G-gone...” Mario
looked down as he didn’t want to see Luigi’s face.
“Gone?!?
“Somebody stole
it! I am so sorry!”
“You know what?!
I do NOT want to hear your pathetic excuses. You promised to bring it back!
Get! Get out of here!”
“It wasn’t my
fault!” said Mario.
“Leave! How are
you supposed to be a hero when you can’t even tell the truth when you wipeout?”
Mario just put
his head down and left Luigi’s place. He had never yelled at him
like that before… This day of peace wasn’t going very well for Mario.
“I can’t believe
it. First Peach, and now Luigi!” Mario said as he talked to the closest
people he now had as friends- Daisy and Toad- as they walked through the
forest.
“Well I am glad
you got rid of Luigi’s board!” said Daisy. “He was spending WAY too much
time with it.”
“Don’t worry,
Mario, you are just having a bad day! You now how forgiving Peach and Luigi
are!”
Mario smiled.
Maybe he had overreacted on how this day has been. “You know what?
You guys are the best!” Mario said.
“We know!” Daisy
and Toad said.
Bowser and Bowser
Jr. were eavesdropping on their conversation in the bushes. Bowser explained
to his favorite son his plan on how to get even Toad and Daisy to hate
Mario. “Well, what do you think?” Bowser said, satisfied with his plan.
“It is pure genius!”
“Ok, we’ll start
at 9:00 PM. Mushroom Standard Time Zone, of course.”
“Ok! Put out
the time card!” Bowser Jr. said excitedly
9:00 PM Mushroom
Standard Time Zone
Bowser and Bowser
Jr. ran as fast they could to a public restroom in the Mushroom Kingdom
that was closest to Daisy’s house. She didn’t have one inside her house
because this one was so close to her and this way she didn’t have to pay
for indoor plumbing! Daisy went into the restroom while Bowser Jr. was
listening.
“Status report,
Son?” Bowser asked impatiently.
“The shower is
running, sir!”
“Perfect!” Bowser
smiled. “All right, now you switch the bathroom signs! And when she is
about to come out give me the signal!” He then spotted Mario walking
along, depressed. Bowser then went up to him to “cheer him up”.
“Mario! Buddy!
Did my surfing suggestion make you feel any better?”
Mario just shook
his head. “No... It just made things worse!”
“Oh my! Can you
explain to me why? I don’t see any harm in surfing!”
“I don’t wanna
talk about it,” Mario said.
“I understand.
Hey! I know what will make you feel better!”
“What?” Mario
said, confused. He didn’t know anything that could possibly make him feel
better.
“Some lemonade!”
Bowser then out of nowhere got a cup of lemonade for Mario to drink.
Mario just sighed.
It couldn’t hurt… He drank the whole cup. “Hmm...” he said. “Made me feel
a little better....”
“Well how about
you feel a little more better?” Bowser said as he gave Mario another drink.
“Thanks.” Mario
then slowly drank the lemonade.
“Oh for the love
of lizards, can you drink any faster?!” Bowser then poured 10 cups of lemonade
down Mario’s throat. Then Bowser looked up and saw Bowser Jr. was giving
him the signal that the water was off and Daisy was finished with her shower.
“So Mario… Do
you have to use the bathroom now?”
“Nope.”
“Oh well. You’re
going to, so go! NOW!!!”
“Ok ok!” Mario
then walked toward the bathrooms.
“NO!!! Run!!!”
Mario then ran. “FASTER!!!” Bowser demanded. “FASTER! FASTER!!!” Mario
then ran into the “guys” bathroom.
When Mario finally
got there he was panting hard and looking at the ground..
“Pervert!” Daisy
yelled. Mario looked up and saw Daisy wrapped in a towel.
“What? OH Daisy!
This is a mistake! I am sorry!”
Daisy then cried
and ran out of the bathroom.
“Hey Daisy, have
you seen Mario?” a voice said. Daisy looked up and saw Luigi was only a
few feet away from her.
“Oh, you mean
Pervio?”
“What?” Luigi
said, confused.
“That freak just
came in the girl’s bathroom to see me in my towel.”
“What?!” Luigi
said angry. “And to think I came here to give him another chance! Come
on, Daisy, let’s go!”
Bowser and Bowser
Jr. admired the scene from afar.
“When are we
going to stop doing this? I do not see how this is going to get rid of
Mario…” Bowser J.R. asked.
Bowser then had
a disgusting grin on his face. “Trust me, Bowser Jr, tomorrow morning there
will be the final and ultimate trick!...”
That morning
Peach found a cake with a message in it on her mattress. Peach then grabbed
the cake and read the message. It was from Mario! The message read “Dear
Peach I am so sorry for what happened yesterday. I love you and I will
do anything to have you back. So I bought you this cake and I didn’t eat
one bite! Love Mario”.
Peach then yelled
from anger. “What? What is it, darling?” King Toadstool came and asked.
“Mario thinks
he can win my love with some stupid cake!” Peach then put the cake on a
table and left.
“She isn’t eating
the cake!” Bowser Jr. said, spying with his binoculars.
“Oh no! Now the
whole plan is ruined!”
“Oh wait, wait
a sec!” Bowser Jr. said. “Now The King is eating the cake!”
“The King? The
King! Oh, this is working out better then I thought!” Bowser said with
a cheer.
“Wow Dad, what
is in that cake?” Bowser Jr. asked.
“You’ll see.”
Mario was arrested
and sent to the Mushroom Kingdom.
“You!!!” Peach
yelled.
“What?” Mario
said.
“You killed my
father!!!” Peach was crying so hard.
“What are you
talking about?” Mario was so confused.
“The cake you
gave to Peach had poison in it!” Luigi said. “Peach didn’t have it. King
Toadstool did and now he is dead!”
“I didn’t do
that! I was framed, I swear!”
“Then you wouldn’t
mind taking the fingerprint test?!” Luigi said with a glare.
“Of course not!”
Mario said. He could prove he was innocent now! Mario did the test and
five minutes later they got the results.
“Well?” Mario
said.
“It was you,
Mario!”
“WHAT?!”
“Hey Dad, how
did you get Mario’s fingerprints?” Bowser Jr. asked as he and his dad were
spying.
“A glove inside
out!”
“Genius!”
“Let’s kill him
too!” said Luigi.
“He deserves
a slow and painful death!” said Daisy.
“Wait! The princess
should decide,” Toad said.
Princess Peach
was crying so hard it was hard for her to talk. “We shouldn’t kill him,
that would make us no better then him! M-Mario, I don’t know why you did
this, but... YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! YOU WILL NEVER COME
BACK! WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE! WE WILL NEVER WANT YOU HERE!!! GO AWAY!!!
YOU’RE BANNED!!!”
Mario couldn’t
believe it...
To Be Continued...
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