Under Rogueport…
Bandit: ? What was that loud noise? And why is the roof all crumbled? Huh?
A big bright light appears and the Snifit Group and X-Nauts come out of the bright light.
Snifit 1: We’re alive!
Grodus: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! ! Hmm. What if I decide to join these Snifits and doublecross them at the last minute and revive the Shadow King? HEHEHE!!!
Snifit 2: What was that?
Grodus: I will join you to stop Beldam.
Snifit 3: Oh.
Grodus joins the party.
Dodo: I wonder what happened up there?
Booster: Let’s check it out.
The Snifit Group go up the warp pipe and see Rogueport has been wrecked and destroyed.
Valentina: I’m leaving this joint.
Booster: Okay, I’ll go to my Tower soon. Take care.
Grodus: No one is left alive.
???: HEY!
Snifit Group: ! Oh no.
They look around and see a big angry mob.
Snifit Group: 0_0 OH MY DAD!
Gombella: I bet you did this!
Snifit 1: No.
Prof. Frankly: GET THEM!
Lord Crump: RUN!
The Snifit group go back down a warp pipe while the mob chases them.
Snifit 1: Why aren’t they dead?!
Grodus: Yeah, you see, the base wasn’t on a real moon.
Lord Crump: Right. That was a big asteroid that we made look like the moon.
Grodus: The real moon can’t fall towards Plit. An asteroid can, so I made it so that the asteroid can’t fall. But Beldam made it fall and real moons can’t fall!
Snifit 2: What about the moon from Majora’s Mask?
Grodus: That’s a different moon!
Grate Guy: JUST RUN!
They continue and soon see the Thousand-Year Warp Pipe. The 7 Golden Plungers spin around and turn into a huge plunger. It unclogs the Thousand-Year Warp Pipe. The Golden Plungers go back to the Snifits.
The Snifits: Wow, nice!
Grate Guy: Run!
The Snifit group go down the pipe but the mob jumps down after them. Nobody knows what is down there.
The Snifits: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
CRASH!
The Snifit group land on the ground. All they can see is darkness and a bit of candlelight.
Spiketail: YIPES! This place is scary!
Grubba: Enough chit chat! Let’s move!
They continue down the road and see stairs leading down. They walk down and see cells with bones of Toads, Koopas, Goombas, and Piantas.
Doopliss: This must be some underground cell or torture chamber.
Cortez: …
Snifit Group: ? Something wrong, Cortez?
Cortez: … Those bones, I feel some life force in them.
Smorg: What do you mean?
Cortez: If we shout they will stand back up.
Grodus: Then let’s keep it qui-
Mob: THERE YOU ARE!!!
Dry Toad: Who dares disturb our slumber?!
Grubba: RUN!
They head towards a door, but the candlelight goes out.
Spiketail: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Dodo: Spiketail NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Oof.
Knife Guy: I can’t see!
Doopliss: Transform.
Doopliss transforms into a Hot Head and the place lights up.
Dry enemies: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!! The light, it burnssssssssssss!!!
Grubba: Get them!
The Snifit group start beating up on the Dry enemies.
Mob: There they are!
Lord Crump shoots his laser gun, hitting the mob. Smorg slams the ground and the ceiling starts to crumble.
Booster: Let’s go!
They all head towards the door. The ceiling starts to fall. They go through the door and close it.
Grodus: Ugh.
????: Nephew?
Snifit Group: ! OH DEAR!!!
Spiketail: Uncle Gloomtail?
Gloomtail: That’s nice of you to bring me food. I haven’t eaten since the year 1,000! MMMMM!!! Snacktime!
Snifits: Bring it!
Lord Crump 35/35
Macho Grubba
40/40
Doopliss 35/35
VS
Gloomtail 100/100
Lord Crump: ? Spiketail, why aren’t you helping?
Spiketail: I just can’t.
Macho Grubba: Why not?
Spiketail: My mom’s dead, my great grandfather is dead, my great great great robotic uncle is dead, and now my uncle Gloomtail is the only one else still alive.
Gloomtail: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Gloomtail breathes out poisonous gas. They dodge it. Lord Crump shoots Gloomtail. Gloomtail uses Poison Fang. Lord Crump is poisoned. Grubba uses Low Kick. Gloomtail trips and falls down, taking massive damage. Doopliss transforms into a King Bill. He rams Gloomtail, and Gloomtail smashes into the wall. Doopliss rams into Gloomtail, but Gloomtail jumps up and smashes Doopliss into the ground. Doopliss explodes. Lord Crump takes out his shrink gun. He shoots Gloomtail, but Gloomtail hits it back. The blast hits Grubba.
Grubba: @#$%!
Gloomtail eats Grubba.
Lord Crump: 0_0 Oh dear.
Gloomtail chases after Lord Crump. Lord Crump calls his Magnus Von Grapple 2.0. He hops in and drill punches Gloomtail. Gloomtail jumps up and lands on the Magnus Von Grapple 2.0. It explodes and Gloomtail hits the wall.
Cortez 35/35
Smorg 40/40
Grodus 40/40
VS
Gloomtail 51/100
Cortez starts slashing Gloomtail. Gloomtail smashes the ground. Parts of the arena fall down and reveal lava.
Smorg: Great, now we can fall in lava. OOF!!!
Smorg gets munched on. Smorg wraps around Gloomtail’s neck. Gloomtail tries to shake him off. Grodus shoots lightning at Gloomtail. Gloomtail tries breathe poison but Smorg won’t let him. Gloomtail starts to choke on his own poison gas. Cortez jabs his sword into Gloomtail’s feet. Gloomtail lets out a huge scream and instead throws out a mega breath on Grodus and Cortez. Smorg starts punching Gloomtail. Gloomtail flies up and hits himself on the ceiling. Smorg and Gloomtail get hit, and Gloomtail becomes dizzy. He almost falls into the lava.
Spiketail: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON’T DIEEEEE!!!
Spiketail gets behind Gloomtail and Gloomtail instead pushes Spiketail into the lava. Gloomtail smashes the ground. Cortez and Grodus hit the ceiling. Cortez and Grodus fall down. Smorg grabs onto his face. Spiketail comes out of the lava and is now Dry Spiketail.
Dry Spiketail
1/1
Smorg 25/40
VS
Gloomtail 31/100
Gloomtail breathes poison on Smorg. Spiketail uses Dry Spike tackle. He hits Gloomtail’s feet.
Gloomtail: What are you doing?!
Dry Spiketail: My friends have helped me. I can’t let them die.
Gloomtail: THEN YOU DIE!!!
Dry Spiketail: Technically I’m already dead, but anyways, you’re going down.
Dry Spiketail breathes fire on Gloomtail. Gloomtail rams Dry Spiketail. Gloomtail hits the wall and so does Smorg. Smorg uses Hammer Arm on Gloomtail’s nose. Gloomtail groans in pain. Gloomtail smashes Smorg onto the floor. Dry Spiketail reforms but Smorg is defeated.
Gloomtail: You’re dead! Huh? URRRRRRRRRRK!!! BAD INDIGESTION!!!
Gloomtail starts to move like he’s having a seizure. Gloomtail smashes around the place. Dry Spiketail uses Dry Spike tackle. Gloomtail spits out Grubba and falls into the lava.
Battle Over. Snifit Group +30 Star Points. Snifit Group +5 HP. New moves learned.
Two doors open and the Snifit group run from the mob. Eventually they see a warp pipe. They go down it.
Grate Guy: I can’t see again!
They keep moving and hear a waterfall. They rush and see a light. They rush there but do not see happy things. They see more bones, a waterfall of blood, graves, scary-looking pictures, cells, and just darkness.
Knife Guy: I don’t like this place.
Booster: ? What’s that?
They look where Booster’s pointing and see a graveyard and a statue that looks like the shadow king.
Spiketail: There’s letters written on it.
Grate Guy: How did you get your skin back?
Spiketail: I got it when I leveled up.
Grate Guy: It says,
“Here lies the Shadow King. If you are looking for his grave it is even more underground. Ye who awakens it will-
????: Well look who it is. The freaks who want to destroy this place.
Snifit Group: !
The Shadow Sirens appear.
Beldam: We’ll make sure to destroy you so you don’t revive him!
Grodus: I don’t plan to do that!
Beldam: LIES!!! Now prepare to die!
Grate Guy 45/45
Knife Guy 43/43
Dodo 55/55
VS
Beldam 90/90
Marilyn 110/110
Vivian 100/100
Dodo slams the ground and a shockwave hits the Shadow Sirens. Beldam uses Blizzard. Dodo shields Grate Guy and Knife Guy, and barely feels a thing himself. Dodo Double Edges Beldam. Marilyn uses Thunder and Dodo gets hit. Vivian uses Fiery Jinx. The Snifit team get hit. Dodo uses Flare Blitz and hits Marilyn. Grate Guy uses Meteor Swarm. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain. Vivian hides in the shadows but Marilyn and Beldam get hit. Beldam uses Curse. Dodo is shrunk. Grate Guy uses ball kick. Vivian fire punches the ball back and Grate Guy gets hit in the face. Knife Guy uses Sword Rain. The Shadow Sirens get hit. Beldam uses Ice Shard and Knife Guy gets hit. Marilyn uses Zap Cannon. Dodo gets hit. Dodo uses feather dance and Marilyn can no longer use specials. Beldam gives Marilyn more chances to attack. Knife Guy stacks up on Grate Guy, and Grate Guy jumps on Dodo. Dodo eats a refreshing herb. Dodo is big again. The Shadow Sirens do the same.
Grate Guy 32/45
Knife Guy 33/43
Dodo 22/55
VS
Beldam 46/80
Marilyn 61/110
Vivian 95/100
The Snifit team use Falling Star. The Shadow Sirens use Tri Attack. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Grate Guy gets thunder punch. Knife Guy gets thunder. Dodo gets thunder punch. Dodo multi pecks Marilyn. Beldam uses Blizzard. Dodo takes the hit and starts to glow. Vivian uses Corona. Dodo is still standing. Dodo unleashes a fiery sky attack.
Shadow Sirens: 0_0 OH MY-
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
The shadow Sirens are sent flying. They hit Shadow King’s statue, and the statue falls on them. This reveals a staircase. Dodo falls down, fainted. Beldam has also fainted, while Marilyn is wounded and Vivian is hurt. Grate Guy and Knife Guy can barely stand up.
Vivain: Time to end this! Huh?
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
Booster uses Loco Express. Booster punches Marilyn. Marilyn starts Thunder Punching Booster. Knife Guy throws a knife at Marilyn. Vivian uses Fiery Jinx. Grate Guy and Knife Guy faint. Booster glows as if he broke a Smash Ball. Marilyn uses Thunder. Vivian uses Infatuate to no effect. Booster uses Beetle Army. Many beetles attack Marilyn and Vivian. Booster takes out a Mezzo Bomb and throws it. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Marilyn faints. Vivian is still left standing.
Booster 19/45
VS
Vivian 35/100
Booster eats a Super Shroom Shake. +20 HP.
Vivian: Where did you get that?
Booster: Ebay.
Booster uses Spritz Bomb. Vivian dodges it and fire punches Booster. Booster eats a bean burrito, +5 HP. Booster throws a Big Bomb. BOOOOOOOOOM!!! It hits Vivian. Vivian uses Flame Wall. Booster gets hit. Booster uses Spritz Bomb. Some hit Vivian. Vivian uses Flame but Booster dodges it. Booster uses Loco Express. Vivian dodges it but Booster jumps out and bodyslams her. Vivian fire uppercuts Booster. Booster tries to punch Vivian but Vivian dodges and punches him in the stomach. Booster falls down.
Vivian: Any last words?
Booster’s belly expands.
Vivian: 0_0 OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
A giant fart is released, defeating Vivian.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 38 Star Points.
Beldam: We’ll be back.
Beldam and Marilyn disappear.
Snifits: Did we win?
The graveyard shakes. Dead Hands come out and grab Grate Guy & Knife Guy.
Snifits: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The Dead Hands sink into the ground.
Snifits: Great, what else can go wrong?
The partners back away. They see the mob.
Snifits: Oh @#$%! RUN!
They head towards the staircase that had been hidden by the statue. They keep running and fall down a slide. They go down and soon they can’t see a thing. Soon after they see a light. When they look around they see guillotines, axes, cannons, and bones.
Snifit 1: If this was an actual game it would be rated T for Teen.
Snifit 2: Right, now our buddies have been captured. Where could they be?
Snifit 3: We’ve gone so underground we don’t even know where we are or how deep we are.
They keep walking and see a dusty chest.
Grodus: ! Could it be?
Lord Crump: What?
Grodus: There is actually a treasure down here too! The king took it from someone. Let’s see what’s inside.
They all open it and see a big key.
Spiketail: What’s this for?
Grubba: Is it for the actual treasure?
Doopliss: A key for the cell, maybe.
Cortez: Possibly to bigger treasure.
Smorg: Or a locked door.
????: TOO BAD YOU WON’T LIVE TO FIND OUT!
Snifit Group: ! NO!
Punchinello appears.
Punchinello: YOU AND ME, SNIFITS!!!
Snifits: Bring it on!
Punchinello: I DON’T CARE WHAT IT TAKES! ONLY ONE OF US GETS OUT OF HERE ALIVE!!!
Punchinello slams the ground and charges at the Snifits.
Snifit 1 45/45
Snifit 2 43/43
Snifit 3 42/42
VS
Punchinello 150/150
Punchinello disappears. Punchinello reappears and hits the Snifits. Punchinello rips up part of the ground and throws it at the Snifits. The Snifits blow up the huge chunk of land Punchinello ripped off. Punchinello slams the ground. The shockwaves hit the Snifits. Punchinello uses Falcon Punch. The Snifits roll-dodge it and Punchinello’s hand gets stuck in the ground. The Snifits POW Bill him. Punchinello gets his hand back out and breathes fire at them.
Snifit 1: Where did you learn to breathe fire?
Punchinello: I’m part machine, and I’m that determined to beat you!
Punchinello throws out a fireball. It hits Snifit 1. Snifit 1 becomes a Pyro Snifit. He firebills him. Punchinello gets hit. Snifit 2 uses Bolt. Punchinello grabs the bolt. Snifit 3 uses Gunk Cannon. Punchinello slips and lets go off the bolt, and is hit. Punchinello takes out a Mezzo Bomb and flings at them. The Snifits jump out of the way but Punchinello flame chokes them. The Snifits use Lightning Orb. Punchinello punches it back but still gets hurt. Snifit 2 shoots out an Elec Bill. It hits Punchinello. Punchinello gets angrier.
Snifit 1 30/45
Snifit 2 28/43
Snifit 3 27/42
VS
Punchinello 110/150
Punchinello uses Spritz Bomb. It hits the Snifits. Punchinello uses sandstorm. The Snifits are hit. Punchinello throws lots of bombs and a King Bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! There’s lots of ash and sand.
Punchinello: Did I win?
A Banzai Bill hits Punchinello. Punchinello looks and sees Mega Snifit. Mega Ultra Snifit is charging an attack. Punchinello uses Falcon Punch. Mega Snifit unleashes the King Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Punchinello hits a wall. The Snifits transform back. Punchinello grabs a ball ‘n chain and swings it towards the Snifits. They dodge it. Punchinello gets an ax. The Snifits shoot nightmare bullets. Punchinello breathes out fire. He destroys the nightmare bullets and hits the Snifits. Punchinello swings his Ball ‘N Chain. The Snifits dodge it again. Punchinello flings his ax. The Snifits duck. Punchinello hits them with his Ball N Chain. Punchinello picks up a Super Scope. He starts shooting them.
Snifits: This room is filled with deadly weapons! What do we do?!
Punchinello picks up two Super Scopes. The Snifits pick up a shield. The Snifits eat Roast Shroom, +15 HP. The bullets of the Super Scope do not penetrate the shield. Punchinello punches the shield away. He uppercuts the Snifits and they hit the ceiling.
Snifit 1 8/45
Snifit 2 6/43
Snifit 3 5/42
VS
Punchinello 70/150
The Snifits take out one of the Golden Plungers. It restores their HP, +30 HP all The Snifits.
Punchinello: What the?! It never said it gave you powers!
Snifit 1: It never said it didn’t give us power. You just assumed that they had no power.
Punchinello takes out a big hammer and tries to slam the Snifits. The Snifits shoot nightmare bullets and hit Punchinello. Punchinello swings the Snifits away. The Snifits take out another Golden Plunger and gain attack and defense. Punchinello is in fury mode. His attack rises too. The Snifits use Bullet Rain. It hits Punchinello. Punchinello takes a huge hammer with spikes attached to it and hits the The Snifits with it. Punchinello takes out a Bob-ulk.
Snifits: 0_0 THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES!!!
Punchinello: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Snifit 2 and 3 faint. Snifit 1 is still standing. Punchinello is bleeding and hurting. Snifit 1 eats a Roast Shroom, +15 HP. Punchinello uses Falcon Punch. Snifit 1 dodges it and Punchinello hits the wall. A Ball N Chain falls on him. Punchinello gets a guillotine blade and starts swinging it. Snifit 1 runs for his life. Punchinello starts chasing him.
Snifit 1 16/45
VS
Punchinello 21/150
Snifit 1 shoots an Elec Bill. Punchinello chops it in half with the guillotine blade. Snifit 1 takes a Super Scope and starts shooting Punchinello. Punchinello gets hit but feels no pain. He swings the blade and hits Snifit 1.. Snifit 1 falls down.
Punchinello: ANY LAST WORDS?!
Snifit 1: Yes, tell my sister that I love her.
Punchinello: Wha? YOU DON’T HAVE A SISTER, YOU DUNCE!!! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUR FAMILY!!! NOW DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Punchinello is hit with a bullet. He sees both Snifit 2 and 3 are standing again. The two Snifits hold up used 1-Ups. Punchinello runs towards them in his fury. Punchinello holds up his blade. The Snifits shoot out gunk. Punchinello slips and unfortunately for him, he lets go off the guillotine blade and SHINK!!!
Punchinello: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Punchinello just lies there with the blade on him.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 46 Star Points. Level Up. The Snifits’ team HP rose up. Final strong moves learned.
Punchinello: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! @#$% YOU! I WISH I NEVER TOOK THAT STUPID TRAIN!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?! I WILL… I WILL… I WILL… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ugh.
Punchinello closes his eyes. He is dead.
Snifits: Wow, he’s finally dead. ) :
Snifit 1: Even though we hated him, we didn’t really want to kill him that much.
Snifit 2: Especially the way he died, it’s just not right.
Snifit 3: Hey Bros, let’s bury the poor guy.
1 hour later…
The Snifits have put Punchinello’s body in a coffin. It has R.I.P. on it. A picture of Punchinello is also there.
Snifit 1: Let’s have a moment of silence … Moment over. Let’s go.
The Snifits move down the road, still carrying Punchinello’s coffin. They see portraits of the Shadow King. They also see dark torches that surprisingly light up some of the room. They see chains and weapons and blood on the floor. They see bones holding various weapons. They continue and see a dead end.
Grodus: What’s this?! A @#$% DEAD END?! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Spiketail: ! Look, there’s some writing on the wall.
Lord Crump: It says,
“Ye who have gone through the dragon, the graveyard, and the battlefield, you are the true heroes to stop me. If ye have gotten the key where the battlefield was then look up. If ye dare to come and fight me then so be it. BUT if ye who wants to awaken me will d-”
Grubba: Is that it?
Doopliss: What do you think it means, look up?
They look up and see nothing.
Cortez: Maybe the key means something.
Smorg: ! Hey, I can see some sort of key image!
They take out the key and the place shakes. They step back and a huge stairway forms. They go ALL the way up and see a big door. They enter. They see another huge place except there’s only a huger door with a huge lock.
????: Ooooooooooooooo. Ye… who… be… here… Do… not… open… that door… If… ye… be… the… heroes… then… open… it… and… defeat… the… evil one.
Snifit Group: 0_0 ULP. Well, let’s go.
They put the key in the lock and the lock gets destroyed. They go inside. They see a huge room and a big coffin.
Grodus: GAK! GAK! GAK! GAK!
Grodus jumps behind the coffin.
Lord Crump: What are you doing?
Grodus: Reviving the evil one so I can rule.
Spiketail: You dirty traitor!
Grodus: GAK! GAK! GAK! NOW RISE DARK ONE!
The coffin shakes. The lid falls off. A dark hand comes out and then so does the rest of the Shadow King. He looks like the Shadow Queen except male.
Outside, in the Bob-omb Tower…
We see the Koopa Bros. chatting with the Bob-ombs but then it turns dark.
Bob-ombs: !
In Dry Dry Desert Outpost…
Tutankoopa is buying Chomp kibble but the sky turns dark.
Tutankoopa: What in blazes?!
In Gusty Gulch…
Tubba Blubba is preparing for the blubbening but it also turns dark.
Tubba Blubba: What’s happening?
And the other places where the the Snifits went in Season 2 also turn dark.
Shadow King: Who awakens me?
Grodus: I did! Now destroy these pests!
Shadow King: I will destroy all of you!
Grodus: Wha?
Shadow King: Actually, nah. I’ll let THEM destroy you!
Grate Guy and Knife Guy, both possessed and shadowy, come out. Grate Guy has sorcerer’s clothes and a cape which are both purple and is not on his ball.. Knife Guy has knight’s armor except darker looking.
Shadow King: Sorcerer Guy, Knight Guy, destroy them!
Sorcerer and Knight Guy: Yessssssssssss Masssssssster!
Snifits: EEEEP!!! This is like Season 1 except they’re possessed!
The brothers charge at them. Grodus flees the scene.
Snifit 1 50/50
Snifit 2 48/48
Snifit 3 47/47
VS
Sorcerer Guy
50/50
Knight Guy 48/48
Snifit 1 uses Bullet Rain. Sorcerer Guy makes a shield. Snifit 2 uses POW Bill. It hits Sorcerer Guy. Knight Guy takes out a Shadow Sword and starts to slice Snifit 2. Snifit 3 uses Bolt. Sorcerer Guy makes a shield in front of his brother. Snifit 1 shoots a bullet against Sorcerer Guy. Knight Guy shanks Snifit 1. Snifit 3 uses Bullet Rain. Sorcerer Guy protects himself but Knight Guy is hit. Sorcerer Guy uses POW Up to raise his attack. The Snifits get on top of each other and start to charge up. Sorcerer Guy uses Meteor Blast. The Snifits get hit. They use Hyper Beam. Sorcerer Guy makes a shield but the shield can’t block it so they are hit. Sorcerer Guy uses Recover, +15 HP. The Snifits use Elec Bullet Rain. The brothers are pelted. Sorcerer Guy uses Meteor Swarm. The Snifits are hit. The Snifits turn into Mega Snifit and Banzai Bill them. The brothers hit the wall. Both bros. are very hurt.
Sorcerer Guy: We… are… losing.
Knight Guy: We… are… doomed.
Suddenly the Shadow King appears.
Shadow King: You will not lose.
Snifit 1 16/50
Snifit 2 14/48
Snifit 3 13/47
VS
Shadow King 150/150
Sorcerer Guy
10/50
Knight Guy 11/48
The Snifits shoot a King Bill. It hits them but doesn’t do anything. The Snifits transform back. The Shadow King shoots out lightning. They dodge it. The bros. use Meteor Blast. The Snifits get hurt. The Shadow King shoots out another bolt. They dodge again. Sorcerer Guy uses ATTACK UP to raise his accuracy. Knight Guy takes out a huge sword. Shadow King uses Full Recover and the brothers are healed.
Snifit 1: It looks like no use, Bos.
Snifit 2: I know what you mean.
Snifit 3: We have lost. One more move and we’re finished.
Battle terminated…
Shadow King: I will give you a chance to serve me as my slaves.
Snifits and Snifit Group: Never!
Shadow King: Fine. Now prepare to be destroyed. Huh?
The Snifits look and see the Golden Plungers rising into the air. The Plungers make it to the ruins of Rogueport. They spin faster and go up more.
In Bob-omb Fortress…
Bombette: ? What’s this thing?
RNK (Red Ninja Koopa): It be some golden plunger.
BNK: Hey, I see something!
GNK: Is it those Snifits?!
YNK: It is!
RNK: YEAH! They need support! GO! You can do it!
In Dry Dry Outpost…
A Golden Plunger is there.
Tutankoopa: Well I’ll be. This plunger is showing those Snifit buds of mine. YOU CAN WIN!
Chompy: RUFF! RUFF!
In Gusty Gulch…
Bow: Huh? What’s this?
Tubba Blubba: It’s showing the ones who helped us! They’re fighting to save the world again!
Bow: Well go!
Tubba Blubba: I believe in you! You’ve faced worse!
In Toad Town…
General Guy: Snifits, you have made this general proud. Now do not displease me.
Shy Guy Army: GO! GO! GO! CHA! CHA! CHA!
General Guy: You and your partners, good luck. YOU CAN WIN!
In Yoshi Village…
Yoshi Leader: It’s those kind Snifits.
Lava Piranha: You have done so much good work and fighting. PLEASE! DO NOT FAIL US! SNIFITS! YOUR PARTNERS, HEAR US! YOU CAN WIN!
In the new Flower Fields…
Wise Wisterwood: It’s those dumb Snifits who tried to help.
Huff N Puff: Hey! They helped, and thanks to me this place grew back. If it wasn’t for them you all would be dead. If they don’t win this battle the world will forever be in darkness. YOU CAN DO THIS! ALL OF US ARE CHEERING FOR YOU!
In Shiver City…
Mayor Penguin: Go Snifits!
Bumpty Patrol: Protect the world again!
Star Kids: Please win.
Merle: Help us.
Crystal King: YOU HAVE TO WIN! HELP EVERYONE AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME! PARTNERS, DO NOT FAIL THE SNIFITS! HELP THEM OUT!
Everyone: GO SNIFITS!
In Toad Town again…
Eldstar: Snifits, you will win.
Mamar: You helped us before.
Skolar: You have passed through challenges.
Muskular: That’s right, you always won.
Misstar: You worked so hard to beat Smithy; you can beat Shadow King.
Klevar: Partners, help out as much as you can.
Kalmar: Beat him up. Restore peace once again.
Twink: Snifits, I tried to help, now please help us.
Star Kids: Help us, help Star Haven.
Stars: Help the world again!
Back in the battle…
Shadow King: What is all this?!
Sorcerer Guy: Wha? Wha? Wha?
Knight Guy: URG! URG! URG!
Shadow Team: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Snifits: What’s happening?!
An image of Grate Guy and Knife Guy appear.
Grate Guy: YOU CAN WIN!
Knife Guy: SAVE US AND THE WORLD!
Both: Here’s the last of our power. Take it.
They give the Snifits all their HP and power back.
Snifits: All right, awesome!
Both: Farewell.
Shadow King: This still won’t help you! DIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Grodus 45/45
Smorg 45/45
Cortez 40/40
VS
Shadow King 150/150
Sorcerer Guy
50/50
Knight Guy 48/48
Snifit Group:
!
Grodus: I’m not
fighting for evil anymore! THIS TIME WE REALLY DO FIGHT TOGETHER!
Grodus makes
a shield around Smorg. Sorcerer Guy makes a shield too. Smorg smashes the
ground. The ceiling falls on the Shadow team. The Shadow King zaps Grodus.
Cortez starts breaking Sorcerer Guy’s shield. Knight Guy slashes at Cortez.
They get into a swordfight. Grodus makes the place on fire. Cortez and
Grodus get hurt. Shadow King and Knight Guy get hurt. Smorg wraps around
Sorcerer Guy. He breaks his shield and starts strangling him. The Shadow
King uses Dark Pulse. It breaks Smorg’s shield. Smorg flings Sorcerer Guy
at him. The Shadow King dodges. Knight Guy uses Ice Slash on Smorg. Cortez
slashes at Knight Guy but he dodges and he hits Smorg. Grodus shoots lightning.
Sorcerer Guy and Knight Guy protect their king. Smorg slams Knight Guy
into the ground. Sorcerer Guy uses Meteor Blast. The Snifit Team gets hit.
Cortez uses Bone Storm. Lots of bones go towards the shadow team. Sorcerer
Guy makes a shield for their king. The shadow bros. get covered in bones.
The Shadow King uses shadow sneak. He hits Grodus. Grodus uses Explosion.
The shadow duo explode. The duo faint.
Grodus 12/45
Smorg 20/45
Cortez 18/35
VS
Shadow King 138/150
Shadow King charges for an attack. Grodus’s scepter starts to glow. Smorg’s hand turns into a huge claw. Cortez makes his swords into Xs. They all unleash their attacks. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Grodus, Smorg, and Cortez faint. The Shadow King revives Sorcerer Guy and Knight Guy. Doopliss, Macho Grubba, and Lord Crump come. Doopliss transforms into a Bumpty.
Shadow King: -_- IS THAT SUPPOSED TO FRIGHTEN ME?!
Sorcerer Guy uses Flame Stone. Doopliss takes the hit but the Flame Stone bounces off and hits Knight Guy. Knight Guy prepares to slash at Doopliss but Grubba grabs his sword and Flacon Punches him towards the wall. The Shadow King uses Dark Pulse. It hits the Snifit Team. Lord Crump takes out a ticking time bomb and flings it at them. Sorcerer Guy makes a shield. Lord Crump gives Grubba a potion. He grows bigger. Macho Grubba uses Macho UP to increase his attack power.
Shadow Team: 0_0 OH DAD!
Macho Grubba starts pummeling Knight Guy and Sorcerer Guy. A bunch of Dead Hands grab Macho Grubba. Lord Crump gets a ball of X-Nauts and rolls over all the Dead Hands. The Shadow King uses Shadow Slap. Lord Crump gets hit. Knight Guy puts his flame sword on the ground and on the Snifit Team side, fire comes up. The Snifit Team is hurt.
Lord Crump 18/40
Macho Grubba
26/45
Doopliss 20/40
VS
Shadow King 110/150
Sorcerer Guy
35/50
Knight Guy 8/48
Lord Crump gets on his Magnus Von Grapple 2.0. It drill punches Sorcerer Guy. Shadow King’s hands grab the machine. Doopliss uses Blizzard and Knight Guy faints as Sorcerer Guy protects the king. Macho Grubba smashes Sorcerer Guy into the ground. The Magnus Drill Rocket Punches him. Sorcerer Guy gets unstuck. Shadow King uses rec-
Grubba: Oh no you don’t!
Grubba smashes the ground and the shockwaves hit both of them. Sorcerer Guy faints. The Shadow King prepares for another charge attack. The other three charge for their own attacks. Grubba doesn’t need to charge so he immediately attacks Shadow King. Shadow King unleashes his attack. The other two unleash their attacks. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Lord Crump, Macho Grubba, and Doopliss faint. Shadow King revives Knight Guy and Sorcerer Guy again. Spiketail, Booster, and Dodo come out. Spiketail uses Flame Wall. It hits the shadow duo bros. Sorcerer Guy catches on fire. Knight Guy’s flame sword catches more fire. He starts to slash Dodo. Booster bodyslams Knight Guy. Dodo uses Flare Blitz. Knight Guy hits Sorcerer Guy as he is sent flying. Shadow King uses POW UP! Sorcerer Guy and Knight Guy’s attack increases.
Spiketail 45/45
Booster 50/50
Dodo 36/60
VS
Shadow King 70/150
Sorcerer Guy
35/50
Knight Guy 25/48
Spiketail uses Corona. The duo cannot protect their king. Sorcerer Guy uses Meteor Swarm. The Snifit Team get pelted by stars. Booster uses Beetle Army. The Shadow King summons the Dead Hands. The Beetles even defeat the dead hands. They wrap around the duo. Dodo uses Brave Bird. CRASH! The shadow duo are sent flying but are somehow still alive. The duo charge up their own attack. The Shadow King uses Recover, Shadow Duo brothers +20 HP. They create a huge ball of energy. It hits the Snifit team. Booster comes out of the smoke and runs over the Shadow Duo with his train. Spiketail glows red and creates a huge flame wall. Dodo uses Giga Impact. The Shadow King creates a huge shield. The flame wall cracks the shield. Dodo’s Giga Impact breaks it and hits the duo. They fly and hit the wall, then faint again. The Shadow King prepares another attack. The Snifit Team prepares their own attack. Shadow King unleashes his attack. Booster and Spiketail unleash theirs. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Booster and Spiketail faint. Shadow King looks and sees a fiery sky attack heading towards him. CRASH!!! Dodo faints. Shadow King hits the wall. He revives his servants. The Snifits come out.
Snifit 1 50/50
Snifit 2 48/48
Snifit 3 47/47
VS
Shadow King 20/150
Sorcerer Guy
70/70
Knight Guy 70/70
The Snifits shoot nightmare bullets. Sorcerer Guy reflects them. Knight Guy starts flinging his swords. The Snifits get hit. Shadow King zaps them. The Snifits use Bullet Rain. The duo protect their king. Sorcerer Guy uses sacrifice. He loses 20 HP as Shadow King regains 20 HP. Knight Guy uses Knife Rain. The Snifits get pelted with knives. The Snifits use Bullet Rain. The duo get pelted. Shadow King uses Defense Up to raise the duo’s defense. The Snifits use Elec Bullet Rain. The duo get hit. Sorcerer Guy uses Meteor Swarm. The Snifits get pelted by stars. Shadow King uses Explosion. The Snifits get hit. They pull out a Golden Plunger, +30 HP. Knight Guy uses Knife Rain. Snifit 2 uses Super Plunger. The Golden Plunger turns huge, then unleashes a huge beam. The shadow team gets hit. Sorcerer Guy makes a huge power ball. Knight Guy makes a huge sword. The Snifits throw banana peels. They trip and the power objects fall on them. Sorcerer Guy’s explosion still hits the Snifits. The duo faint.
Snifit 1 17/50
Snifit 2 15/48
Snifit 3 14/47
VS
Shadow King 40/150
The Snifits use Transform. Shadow King charges up a huge power ball. Mega Snifit jumps up and avoids it. He unleashes his Banzai Bill. The Shadow King uses Shadow Sneak. He dodges and hits Mega Snifit. Mega Snifit hits the wall. The Shadow King shoots out a shadow ball. Mega Snifit catches it and shoots a King Bill. The Shadow King uses Shadow Sneak. The explosion from the King Bill hits the Shadow King. Mega Snifit must recharge. The Shadow King starts harnessing huge amounts of darkness. Mega Snifit starts to react. But it is too late. The Shadow King releases a huge dark explosion. The ceiling collapses and Mega Snifit gets buried.
Shadow King: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Snifits: Nope… You… thought… wrong!
Shadow King: ! WHAT?! NO! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN CRUSHED!!!
Snifits: LET’S END THIS!!!
The Snifits pile up on each other. Their mouths turn into one huge cannon and they start to charge up a blast. Shadow King makes a huge dark shadowball. The Snifits release their attack. The Shadow King releases his. The huge beam penetrates the attack and hits the Shadow King.
Shadow King: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The Shadow King disappears, and only Grate Guy and Knife Guy are on the floor.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 1 Star Point.
Shadow King: NO!… HOW... COULD… IMPOSSIBLE…NOOOOOOOO!!!
The Shadow King explodes.
The room lights up and Grate Guy and Knife Guy are there unconscious.
Snifits: ! Buddies!
Grodus comes to check.
Grodus: Don’t worry, they are okay.
Grate Guy: ? Huh?
Knife Guy: Did you…?
Snifits: Yes.
Grate Guy: We knew you could do it!
Knife Guy: Great job!
Grodus: ! What’s that?
Lord Crump goes and picks up something.
Spiketail: It’s treasure!
Grubba: Well I’ll be.
Doopliss: Hey, let’s get out of here before the mob finds us.
Cortez: Don’t worry. I’ll teleport us out!
Cortez teleports them away.
At the docks…
The Snifits are ready to leave.
Spiketail: Thanks for everything, guys. I will be a strong dragon.
Lord Crump: You showed me that I can stand up for myself.
Grubba: You showed me to stop being corrupted.
Doopliss: Thanks to you, my heart is now kinder.
Cortez: If it wasn’t for you I’d still be cutting in that factory.
Smorg: You guys allowed me to talk. Now I can fit into society.
Grodus: You showed me that good is the way to go. I’m done with evil. We’re all done with evil. Thanks.
Snifit 1: No prob.
Snifit 2: Our pleasure.
Snifit 3: Well as our promise to you, we took off those nametags.
Dodo: It’s been fun working and fighting together.
Booster: Thanks for helping my buddies.
Grate Guy: You’ve been great partners and pals.
Knife Guy: Hope to see you again, maybe.
Partners: BYE!
The Snifit group leaves.
Some time later, back at Booster’s Tower…
Grate Guy: Oh, so that’s how you guys won.
Knife Guy: Yeah, but…
Snifits: ? What?
Knife Guy: Where did you bury Punchinello?
Snifits: Outside the Tower. He was our enemy, but still we didn’t want him dead.
Dodo: Hey, what is the treasure?
Snifits: ! We totally forgot! … !
Grate Guy: Huh?
Snifits: We got Email.
The Snifits takes out a Mailbox SP.
Snifits: It’s from Grodus!
“Dear The Snifits,
How’s it going? Well Spiketail is doing fine. He now owns his mom’s castle. He’s doing well. Crump is my worker and pal. Macho Grubba is fighting in the Glitz Pit. He is a good fighter. Doopliss is back at his castle and has stopped playing mean pranks. Cortez is sailing again. Smorg now lives in Poshley Heights. He has a job there thanks to you making him talk. And me, well, I’m back at my new base. Thanks again, buddies. From all of us, THANK YOU! Gak! Gak! Gak! Well, thanks.
Your Friend,
Leader of the
X-Nauts, Grodus”
Snifits: Wow.
Booster: Hey buddies, they’re having a festival in your honor for what you did. Let’s go!
Snifits: We’ll check the treasure another time. Let’s go!
Here ends Snifit X Season 3: Paper Snifit The Thousand-Year Warp Pipe.
Although this is not the end for Snifit X.
Coming soon! Snifit X Season 4: Booster & Snifit Super Snifitdum Saga!
To Be Continued...
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