One day Mario and Luigi were sitting
in their house.
Mario: I'm bored. Hey Luigi! Wanna
watch TV?
Luigi: Okay.
Mario turns on the TV and sees that
the news is on.
News Guy: We are reporting live from
Delfino Plaza, where Corona Mountain is just about to erupt. Of course,
everyone knows that the Corona Mountain eruptions are very beautiful, but
we must ask everyone to get on the boat, where you will be safe from the
lava.
That night...
Mario: Let's watch the Corona Mountain
eruption on TV!
Luigi: Yeah!
So, they do.
At Delfino Plaza...
Pianta: Everyone shut up! The volcano
is going to erupt!
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Instead of erupting, a HUGE Blargg
creates a giant hole in the volcano, causing lava to pour out and also
letting the Blargg out. And this Blargg is about 10 times the size of Shine
Gate.
Blargg: GABLAAAAAAAARRRRG!!! (Free
at last!)
Mario: Holy!
Luigi faints.
Mario: We have to go to Isle Delfino!
And quick!
Mario grabs Luigi and drags him to
the boat station.
Mario: We want to go to Delfino Plaza.
Toad: Are you sure, Mario? It's being
terrorized by a Giant Blargg.
Mario: I want to go there to beat the
Giant Blargg.
Toad: All right. Anchors away!
At Delfino Plaza...
Chief Pianta: All right men, OPEN FIRE!!!
The Pianta Police fire a bunch of Banzai
Bills at the Giant Blargg, but he just swats them away, which reflects
them back at the cops. But as they fly back they’re no longer just Banzai
Bills, they're MAD Banzai Bills.
Cops: AHHHH!
When the Mad Banzai Bills hit, the
cops go flying in all directions.
Chief: EEEEEEEEEK!
The chief runs away.
Mario: Finally, we're here!
Luigi: AAHH! The Big Blargg.
Mario: Attack it!
Mario and Luigi jump at it, but the
Blargg just grabs them and flings them all the way to Pinna Park.
Meanwhile at Castle Koopa...
Bowser: I'm bored. I want to take something
over.
Bowser looks at his map.
Bowser: Hmmm... Isle Delfino looks
good, because I know Mario won't be there. KOOPALINGS! COME FORTH!
All the Koopalings report to Bowser.
Bowser: We're going to takeover Isle
Delfino.
Ludwig: But-
Bowser: No buts! Get in the Clown Copter.
All the Koopalings crowd into one Copter.
Bowser: I'll get into another Copter.
Bowser jumps into another one.
Bowser: Let's go!
When the Koopas get there, they find
the unpleasant surprise of the Blargg.
Bowser: WHAT THE- HEY! YOU! I WANT
TO TAKEOVER THIS ISLAND!
The Blargg picks Bowser out of his
Clown Copter.
Bowser: Put me down!
Blargg: GRAAAAAAAR!! (Your worthless
squirming is absolutely laughable!)
Bowser: What?! GRRRRRR!!!
The Blargg just flicks Bowser all the
way to Pinna Park.
All the Koopalings except Roy: *gulp*
Roy: I can take this pansy! Lemme at
'im!
Blargg: Grr! (How dare you call me
a pansy?!)
The Blargg picks up Roy and flings
him into the ocean, along with the other Koopalings. Then it resumes wreaking
havoc upon Isle Delfino.
Ludwig: What should we do?!
Lemmy: How should I know? You're the
genius!
Wendy: *sigh* Just follow me.
Wendy (the only Koopaling who bothered
to learn how to swim) grabs everyone else and starts the looooong swim
to Pinna Park
Meanwhile in Pinna Park…
Bowser: Oh no! Not you idiots!
Mario: Bowser? What are you doing here?
Bowser: Well, I came to takeover Isle
Delfino, but that big Blargg just flicked me all the way here.
Luigi: Well that's no surprise. That
Blargg is bigger than anybody.
Just then a big Nep-enut the size of
the Blargg comes out of the ocean!
Nep-enut: RAAAAAAWR! (I'm with Pooky!)
Mario: What? Who in the world is Pooky?
Nep-enut: Grr. (The Blargg.)
Mario, Luigi, and Bowser: ... HAHAHAHA!!!
Nep-enut: GRRRRRRR!!! (How dare you
laugh at the great name of Pooky?!)
Luigi: Well, what's your name?
Nep-enut: Grr. (Codename: 7X4.)
Luigi: Oh.
7X4: Grr, GRAAAAR!!! (Well, now I'll
have to EAT YOU!)
Bowser: Wait, wait, wait. I have to
tell the Super Stupid Bros. something.
7X4: Gr. Rawr! GABLAAARG!!! (Fine.
But no tricks! I'm watching you!)
Bowser: (whispering) How about we have
a race to see who can stop the Blargg first.
Mario and Luigi: You're on!
Bowser: Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Good
luck with that!
Bowser pulls out a Clown Copter and
flies away in it.
Mario: 0_0
7X4: Gwa?! (What? He might have gotten
away, but I still have you two!)
7X4 gobbles up Mario and Luigi.
7X4: Grr hr hr hr hr! (Gwa ha ha ha
ha!)
7X4 sinks back into the water.
Back with the Koopalings...
Wendy: Hey, guys, I can see Pinna Park
from here.
Larry sees 7X4 swimming around them.
Larry: Uhhhh. Guys?
Everyone turns around and sees the
dark, ominous shadow of 7X4 in the water.
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
Wendy turns around and swims so fast
she is just a blur.
Elsewhere in the ocean...
Fisherman: Wow. That's one fast speedboat.
The waves the Koopalings are making
flip over the fisherman's boat.
Fisherman: Wooahh!
Back with the Koopalings...
Roy: Swim faster! It's catching up!
A couple minutes later...
We see all the Koopalings lying on
the beach of Pinna Park panting heavily.
Morton: What... was... that?
Ludwig: I... don't... know.
Iggy: Well... nobody... seems... to…
be... here.
Lemmy: That… is... bad.
Back with Bowser...
Bowser: This is weird. Everywhere else
is quiet... Oh, that's right. Everyone on Isle Delfino went to Delfino
Plaza to see the eruption. Good.
Bowser flies to Delfino Plaza.
Bowser: Tremble with fear, Bowser is
here!
Pooky: Grar har har! (Didn't I send
you all the way to Pinna Park? And by the way, that line is very cheesy!)
Bowser: Eat flames, big lava monster!
Bowser breathes fire all over Pooky,
but they don't do anything.
Pooky: Grrrrrrrrr grrrrrrr. (You idiot!
Flames will only power me up!)
Bowser: What?! How could I be so stupid?!
Pooky: GRRRRRAAAARRRR HAR HAR HAR!!!
(Because you are stupid!)
Pooky destroys Bowser's Clown Copter.
Bowser: EEEEAAAAAHHH!!!
Bowser runs into one of the few houses
that aren't on fire, grabs a Pianta kid cowering under his covers, throws
him outside, and... starts cowering under the kid’s covers.
Back with the Marios...
Mario: This place is gross. Here's
a big boat that got swallowed whole.
A Koopa Troopa sailor stumbles out
of the boat, along with his crewmates.
Koopa: Oh. We have new citizens. Welcome
to 7X4's belly.
Mario: Thanks. Who are your friends?
Koopa: Well, I'm Koopan. This is Goombetty,
this is Bob, and this is Poker.
A Goomba, a Bob-omb, and a Pokey step
out of the boat.
Luigi: Nice to meet you.
Bob: 'Round these parts, it's pretty
borin', but I'm sure you'll find some way to entertain yerselves. Koopan
here's been pretty sad ever since we wound up here. 7X4 just gobbled us
up this one day.
Luigi: Sounds horrible.
Back with the Koopalings...
Roy: I've got an idea! Let's set up
camp!
Wendy: That's a great idea!
Just as they are setting up camp, 7X4
comes out of the water.
7X4: GRRRAAAAARRR!!! (So you're
the prey that escaped me earlier!!!)
Everyone: Gaah!
Everyone turns around and sees 7X4
towering over them.
Iggy: What is THAT?
Ludwig: According to my studies, it's
a Nep-enut. They're like Blarggs but they live in water. But this one is
unusually big.
Everyone, too petrified to move, gets
gobbled up.
All the Koopalings (falling down 7X4's
throat): AAAAAHHH!!!
Shplunk!
The Koopalings land in a pile.
Mario and Luigi: What the? The Koopalings?
The Koopalings: What the!?Mario and
Luigi?
Poker: So who are these people, Mario
and Luigi?
Mario: The one with the blue mohawk
is Larry, the one who has a star across his face is Morton, the girl is
Wendy, the one with the glasses is Iggy, the one with a pink head and shades
is Roy, the one with the ball is Lemmy, and the one with crazy blue hair
is Ludwig.
Poker: Oh. Do any of you think you
can get us out of here?
Ludwig: Well, I might be able to modify
the ship to make it fly, but I'll need the proper tools.
Koopan: (surprisingly enthusiastically)
There's a wrench, hammer, screwdriver, and saw over here!
Ludwig: Perfect.
Hours later...
Ludwig: Finished!
The ship is now upright instead of
smushed into the ground, has big metal wings, and has "S.S Ludwig" written
on the side.
The scene switches to the S.S Ludwig
flying up 7X4's esophagus at a bewildering speed.
7X4: Gra. Grawr. (I think I need to
burp.)
7X4 burps up the S.S Ludwig.
7X4: RAAAAAAAWWWR!!! (NOOOOOOO!!! Not
you again!)
7X4 tries to swat the S.S Ludwig out
of the air, but Ludwig drives right into 7X4's chest.
7X4: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! (OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!)
7X4 sinks back into the depths of the
ocean.
Everyone: I think we did him in.
Back with Bowser...
Bowser is clutching a teddy bear while
the Pianta kid is pounding on the door.
Bowser: I think I'll finally get up
the courage to look out the window.
Bowser looks out the window and sees
the S.S Ludwig. His jaw drops.
Bowser: A giant boat with metal wings?!
Ludwig, you're a genius!
When the ship lands the Marios, the
Koopalings, and the crew get out. When the police force see Mario and Luigi
they grab them and cuff them.
Mario and Luigi: What the- Why are
you arresting us?
Police: We saw you break open Corona
Mountain to get the Blargg out.
Mario and Luigi: What?!
Police: You heard me! We're not letting
you leave this island until you destroy that Blargg! Here's something to
help you.
The police hand Mario and Luigi FLUDDs.
Mario: FLUDD!
Luigi: FLUDD2!
Mario and Luigi then sneak past the
Blargg and go into the big hole in Corona Mountain, where they find Shadow
Mario and Shadow Luigi.
Shadow Mario and Shadow Luigi: ...
Shadow Mario and Shadow Luigi turn
into Lord Crump and a big Elite X-Naut.
Mario: The X-Nauts!
Luigi: How?!
Crump: Allow me to explain. We made
Corona Mountain our new hideout. Then we discovered and befriended the
giant Blargg named Pooky. Then Pooky broke out and made a friend, a Nep-enut.
We codenamed him 7X4 and made him patrol the ocean. But then you defeated
him and now, here we are. ATTACK!
RPG Battle!
Mario - 40 HP
Luigi - 30 HP
Vs.
Lord Crump - 40 HP
Commander X-Naut - 30 HP
Mario used FLUDD Squirt! 5 damage!
Lord Crump - 35 HP
Luigi used Spring Jump! 8 damage!
Lord Crump - 27 HP
Lord Crump used Body Slam! 4 damage!
Mario - 36 HP
Commander X-Naut used Potion Throw!
6 damage!
Luigi - 24 HP
Mario used Mario Finale! 20 damage!
Lord Crump - 7 HP
Commander X-Naut - 10 HP
Luigi - 4 HP
Luigi used Rocket Nozzle! 7 damage!
Lord Crump fainted!
Commander X-Naut used Ram! 5 damage!
Luigi fainted!
Mario used Jump! 2 damage! 2 damage!
Commander X-Naut - 6 HP
Commander X-Naut used Supersize! Commander
X-Naut used Potion Barrage! 34 damage!
Mario - 2 HP
Mario used Hammer! 5 damage!
Commander X-Naut - 1 HP
Commander X-Naut used Ram! The attack
missed!
Mario used Jump! 2 damage!
Commander X-Naut fainted!
Victory!
RPG Battle end.
Lord Crump and Commander X-Naut: Retreat!
Lord Crump and Commander X-Naut run
away. Mario and Luigi fight their way through a whole bunch of X-Nauts
until they encounter Grodus, who is just a head.
Grodus: Gack ack ack ack ack! You'll
never defeat me!
Mario steps on Grodus.
Grodus: Ooooor not.
Grodus drops an orb.
Grodus: Take it! Pooky gets... um...
vulnerable when that orb is in the hands of a noble person.
Meanwhile...
Pooky: GRRRRAAAAARRRR!!! (What?! I
feel... vulnerable!)
Mario and Luigi run outside, where
they find Pooky and the other guys.
Mario: Pooky! Prepare to die!
Pooky: AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGG!!! (We'll
just see about that!!!)
The heroes (Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Koopan,
Goombetty, Bob, Poker, and the Koopalings) all prepare to fight. Mario
starts off the fight by squirting pooky with FLUDD, But Pooky swats Mario,
damaging him. Then Bowser sneaks up on Pooky and claws him, but Pooky rolls
over Bowser, causing gigantic damage. Goombetty then headbonks him and
Pooky attempts to smush her with his arm but she dodges just in time. Koopan
then uses Shell Toss on Pooky, damaging him but also knocking Pooky onto
Bowser, who gets knocked out. Then Lemmy uses his Freeze Gun on him, damaging
him greatly, but Pooky counterattacks by using fire breath, knocking out
Lemmy. Larry gets revenge by using whirling fortress on Pooky, knocking
him over and putting him in perfect position for Luigi to use Turbo Nozzle
on him, but that knocks Pooky back up and he sweeps the ground with his
hands, knocking out both Mario and Koopan. Then Morton bodyslams Pooky
and lets Roy punch him, and finally Ludwig finishes off by driving the
S.S Ludwig right into Pooky's chest. The damage is too great for the Blargg
and he faints. Then the police take Pooky to Mt. Lavalava, where he belongs.
Later...
Police: Thank you all so much for defeating
that foul creature. We couldn't have done it without you. You're all heroes.
Mario: Well, you're absolutely right.
Koopan: Wow. No one's ever called
me a hero before.
So the heroes all go back to what they
were doing before. Koopan, Goombetty, Bob, and Poker start sailing the
S.S Ludwig, the Marios return to lounging around their house, and of course,
Bowser and the Koopalings plot to takeover someplace.
But we can't forget about Pooky and
7X4, can we?
Pooky: GRRRRAAAAAARRRR!!! (Wow! This
volcano is even better than Corona Mountain! Thanks for showing me around
it!)
Lava Bubble: Don't mention it.
And 7X4 is... taking a nap in an ocean
cave.
So that's an accurate description of
the great invasion of Isle Delfino! Goodbye!
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