Chapter 10: The Finale is at hand!!!
Mario and the gang climb to a note door, show 736 notes, and enter. They then follow the path to a warp panel and appear at a game show.
Mario: Where are we?
Lemmy: I think we are at one of those toxic waste facilities!
Luigi: I think I’m going to be sick!
Kazooie: Still not forgiven, Luigi!!!
A Grunty Puppet stands at the microphone stand.
Grunty?: Hello, and welcome to my game of doom! Here on this show, things go out with a BOOM!
Mario: Hmm... You rhyme like her...
Luigi: Well I want to play this game! What do we win?
Grunty?: If you win first prize, you win a princess-
On the prize selections, Peach is standing on the top prize panel.
Peach: Help me, Mario!!!
Grunty?: If you don’t, she will be quite a mess!
Lemmy: Okay, how do we play?
Kazooie: We don’t have to! I’ll go fly over there and-
Grunty?: If you cheat in this game of heat, you and your friends will be beat!
Mario: Fine... Let’s get this over with!
The gang steps on the first panel of the bridge to the winners circle. It shows a picture of Mario and Kazooie.
Grunty?: A little answer is all I seek, about this game you plumbing geek! “What was the original name of Godara, the second boss you face in the sand level?”
Luigi: I wasn’t present at the time so...
Kazooie: I was, it was name Hermy-
Mario: WRONG!!! It was Herby! And as a bonus, the original name of Herby was Snapper! The writer accidentally put his name on Snacker the shark!!!
Snacker (in audience): So that’s why my name was confusing!
WRITER: SORRY, AS A NOTE, ONLY THESE GUYS WERE A BIT CONFUSING...
Kazooie: Jeez, Mario...
Grunty?: Correct! You may move ahead two spaces for the bonus, I can’t think of a rhyme hiss!!!
The gang moves ahead and lands on a joker space.
Grunty?: “How does Boggy help you in the ice world?”
Mario: Erm, something about an INF Ice Flower?
The gang chimes in correctly and moves to the left.
Grunty?: “What is the name of the egg that Wendy Koopa wants cooked?”
Kazooie: KAZOO EGGS!!!
The gang moves to the left and lands on a music panel.
Grunty?: A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day! “Please listen to the voice of_______”
Bellowing laughter sounds out from the game show.
Lemmy: I remember! That was the guy with the snow! Bleak!
The gang moves up onto a visual panel, it shows a picture of sandy stepping letters. They guess Treasure Trove Cove and move ahead onto another Mario and Kazooie step. They guess that right too and move onto a pink clock space....
Conkey: Well well, if it isn’t you guys... You have 2 seconds to tell me what I am thinking!!!
Mario: That’s not-
Conkey: Done! I was thinking of time!
Grunty: Now that you got it wrong, Peach will be singing a new song!
A lava pit appears under Peach’s stand.
Grunty?: You have 5 more chances to miss, if you don’t... give Peach a kiss!
Luigi: That’s pure evil!
Conkey: Whatever, you’d better hope you don’t run into me!
Mario: Let’s just find the shortest way possible...
The Gang walks onto another lefty step and this time, it has a picture of Gruntilda....
Grunty?: I think it’s time, let me see... how much you know of little old me! “What fabric do I use to make this witchy coat?”
The Gang: Err...
A magical nice witch comes out from the audience and flies to the gang.
Brentilda: (whispering in Mario’s ear) I am Grunty’s sister, I see I haven’t helped you out, so I will give you the answers to her evil questions! The answer is LEatHer SwamP MONstErs.
Mario repeats the answer.
Grunty?: Say now I can’t see, is Brentilda out there talking about me? How did you get that one right, the very gruesome sight!
Lemmy: We are psychics... duh!
The Gang moves forward again and lands on a joker card.
Grunty?: “How many Bananas did Conga require to give up a Jiggy?
Mario: Um, none?
Kazooie: None is right! Chimpy was the one who gave Mario the Jiggy, Conga was the one who had to forgive Chimpy!
They answer the question right and get a free space whenever they need it, but only once. They move forward onto a red skull space....
Grunty?: This one will bring me such a thrill, this one, if you get wrong, it will kill! “How many acorns did you have to collect in Click-Clock Woods?”
Lemmy: I know that! Seven acorns!
The gang moves away from doom and moves forward on another Grunty Space. They get it right with help from Brentilda, and move forward again. They use their two joker spaces to move up two spaces and left. They then move onto their next question.
Grunty?: “What music theme is this?”
Brentilda: *to Luigi* It is SLiMY CHEeSe
Luigi repeats the answer and the whole gang moves to the right onto another Grunty space.
Grunty?: “What do I brush my teeth with?”
Brentilda: *to Kazooie* MolDy TootH DEcADe PASte!
They get that question right and move right again onto a joker space. They get it right and use it immediately and skip ahead right one space with a clock.
Conkey: 4 seconds to tell me my last name!
Conkey: Lucky guess...
The gang moves forward and lands on a blue space.
Grunty: What is the name of the Blubbering captain?
Mario: Really... that easy? It’s captain Blubber!
The gang moves forward onto a doom space.
Grunty?: How many Jiggies can you collect in this whole adventure?
Mario: Let me recount... 10 for this lair... now then, how many levels were there, Kazooie?
Kazooie: Like, 9, so that’s 90 Jiggies, and the answer is you could get 100!
They succeed in getting it right. They then move to the right and land on another Grunty Space, which they get wrong for the first time since Brentilda was restrained from helping. They only have 4 more chances as they move onto the last space...
Grunty?: Prepare for super rhyming. This space is out of place for it is the last so make haste and be sure not to use a mace and tie your shoelace!
Mario: MY EARS!!!
Lemmy: IT’S NO WONDER YOUR HACK SITE IS THE WORST!!!
Luigi: GET ON WITH THE QUESTION!!!
Grunty?: “Where was the first Jiggy located?”
Mario: On a pile of rocks, near your first level!
Grunty?: ERRRR... LORD BOWSER, PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE MAIN AUDITORIUM!!!
Bowser walks into the gameshow.
Bowser: Well, how are you doing, plumbers?
Luigi: Okay, but we need, Peach! And for you to die!
Bowser: Hahaha! Good one! But in all likelihood, I am afraid I am the ruler of this whole world!
Kazooie: You lie! What happened to Grunty? I know that is just a fake!
Bowser: Just a puppet. Well I made sure that my royal guards and general-
Kamek: SIR! The general released Grunty, and our whole army has vanished!!! He was a fake Koopa named Klungo! Grunty must have put a spell on him and made him look like our real general!
Bowser: Well what happened to the general? I think his name was Spiker?
Meanwhile on an island resort…
Spiker: (drinking a smoothie) Yep, this is the good life...
Back on the gameshow…
Bowser: Err... What about my kids?
Kamek: They were trapped in the jail cell you put Grunty in!
Lemmy: Glad I joined you. Mario...
Bowser: Err... We have to run!!!
Bowser and Kamek run up to the final room.
Mario: Well, let’s finish up and get back Peach!
Kazooie: I don’t have to help anymore!
Call me a baby... but I want to be done!
Mario: But we need you to help out!
Luigi: We don’t know what is waiting for us up there!
Kazooie: Fine... But we’d better have a celebration when we win...
The gang gets off the board and heads up to the final room. They enter a small room with a fully uncompleted Jiggy puzzle. They fit in the picture and see a picture of Bowser, with something odd in the background.
Mario: Hey look! The door has opened!
A huge door opens, leading into a small room with Dingpot.
Dingpot: Greetings Heroes... I suppose you want me to take you to the top of Grunty’s Lair...
Mario: Yes please!
Lemmy: I would like to get my site back.
Dingpot: Well hop in to my cauldron mix and watch as I shoot you to the tip-top!
The Gang walks into Dingpot and is launched up to the top.
Mario: All right then, come on out, Bowser!
Bowser walks out of the shadows.
Bowser: Well hello there, Plumber. I see you actually came!
Mario: Let’s just get this over with!
Lemmy: Yeah Dad, you know he is going to defeat you!
Kazooie: Bowser, in my opinion, seems to fail in every adventure Mario has ever had...
Bowser: Well then, prepare for the great beyond!
Bowser tries to jump at Mario, but is stopped by a magic spell.
Bowser: Hey, let me at him!
Grunty flies out of the lair and to the top of it using her magic broom.
Grunty: So, turning against me? That will be a felony!
Bowser: Errrgh! Can-t- move!
Grunty: You can go back down with your friends and kids. To the jail cell, where I once hid!
Grunty casts another spell and sends Bowser down into Grunty’s room and into a jail cell with Bowser’s family.
Mario: Well, I knew it would be just you and I! Well, and my friends...
Kazooie, Luigi, Lemmy: YEAH!!!
Grunty: I will chop your heads off and put them in my hall, for this will be quite a brawl!
Inside Photo: “Don’t pop me Bro!”
Mario: This game seems weird already-
Mumbo: There is more!
Another picture shows a Koopaling on top of a golden god figure.
Inside Photo: I WILL HAVE REVENGE FOR MY DADDY!!!
Lemmy: Wonder who that is...
Mumbo: One more...
Another photo shows a battlefield with Kazooie fighting Kamek.
Kamek: Yay, I am a boss!
Bowser: Well, I say for now, take a break...
Kamek: Fine, my Lord...
Mario: Well, let’s finish and go back home... I declare this cookout over!
And so, everyone who relaxed at the party went back to Plit except for the creatures that live in Grunty’s lair and Spiral Mountain... Mario and Luigi went to have an even bigger feast at Peach’s castle, Kazooie relaxed at Banjo’s house. Lemmy got his site and his awards back, the rest of the Koopalings went on with their normal life... well, their life, as it were. Mumbo went on to sit around his hut and sleep all day. Kamek studied his magic spells for the next game. Spiker went back to preparing Koopas to go to war. And Bowser sat around the castle as usual, having everyone, even his own family, cater to him.
HONORARY NPCS THAT WEREN’T INCLUDED!
Clawdia: I’m glad my family was in this story!
Karma: If I appeared then we would have some copyright issues...
Bottles: Next time... we will all see...
Link: SCRAHHH! Can’t talk.
PHANTOS67: Yeah yeah, I wasn’t included...
Kazooie’s Brother Swazooie: HATE YOU ALL...
Grunty: You will all see... I will appear in “The Grand Adventure of Mario Tooie”!
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