The Amazing Race MK II

By Giga Bowser NS

Episode 14
Title: It was just awesome!

Phil: Previously on: The Amazing Race MK!

Phil (Replay): Go!

Phil: 11 teams set off from Poshley Heights on a spectacular race around the Mushroom Kingdom.

Kat: Come on!

Foshi: Go, go, go!

Koops: Wait up!

Dixie: Aughh…

Phil: As they competed with each other, hoping to win the 1 million coin prize, problems were always around the corner. Teams faced puzzling challenges…

Tiny: I don’t get it…

Phil: … Insurmountable obstacles…
Kooper: Forget it, dude. We tried.

Phil: … And shocking twists…

Paratroopa: What?!

Phil: Which eventually led to the elimination of 8 teams.

Phil (Replays): Beldam & Marilyn? Cackletta & Fawful? Neil & Ella? Patrick & Norman? Foshi & Xoshi? Iggy & Lemmy? Kooper & Koops? Dixie & Tiny? I’m sorry to tell you you’ve been eliminated from the race.

Tiny: *sobs*

Phil: Partners Koopa & Paratroopa began the race under the radar, and even faltered a few times.

Phil (Replay): And for that you have incurred a 30-minute penalty.

Phil: But their hard work and determination, helped them stay in the game.

Phil (Replay): Team number 1!

Paratroopa: Wheeheee!!!

Phil: During the Intersection, Koopa & Paratroopa managed to get into Kat & Ana’s and Dixie & Tiny’s circle of friends, later protecting them from the wrath of the Yield.

Koopa: Oh, man…

Phil: And now they’re in the final three… Sisters and Ninjas Kat & Ana were frontrunners from the beginning…

Phil (Replay): Team number 1!

Kat: What?!

Phil: … and have since never placed lower than third place. Along the way, they made friends with Dixie & Tiny, creating one of the race’s most powerful alliances ever. Though competition outweighed friendship towards the end, Kat & Ana still helped get revenge for Dixie & Tiny’s Yield.

Kat: … choose to Yield Booster & Snifit.

Phil: Their competitive spirit and drive to succeed has earned them a spot in the final three…

Kat: That’s great!

Phil: … but has also placed a target on their backs… Lackey and Master Booster & Snifit were the race’s clowns.

Booster (Various shots): I’ve eaten diamonds before! Tires come out! SNYFUT!!! Did you say jump or fart?

Phil: From the beginning, they encountered many problems, coming in second-to-last on nine legs, and being saved by two non-elimination legs.

Snifit: Uuugggghhh…

Phil: But they carried with them a will to never give up…

Phil (Replay): Team number three!

Phil: …and narrowly managed to sneak into the final three. Tonight: One of these three teams will win the 1 million coin prize… and the Amazing Race.

The opening plays with a new Red “X” over Dixie & Tiny.

*Beautiful tropical music*

Phil: This is the Beach Bowl Galaxy! The most spectacular vacation spot in the entire universe! It was also the twelfth Pit Stop in a race around the MK! Teams arrived here at the end of the last leg for a mandatory rest period. As darkness settles over the Beach Bowl, the final three teams are preparing to race for the million.

***Kat: We’re here to win. Losing is not an option. We will bring shame upon ourselves if we do not win, so we must.

***Paratroopa: I’m so excited! I almost don’t care about winning because I’ve had so much fun! ... ALMOST!

***Snifit: Now, it’s every man, woman, and Booster for themselves. Things are going to get ugly.

Phil: Koopa & Paratroopa… who were the first to arrive at 2:02 PM… will depart… at 2:02 AM.


Koopa: This is surreal…

Paratroopa: Launch back to the Comet Observatory and catch a Rocket to Toad Town…

Phil: Teams must take a Launch Star back to the Comet Observatory, where they will catch the 5:00 AM rocket back to their Final Destination City: Toad Town. When they arrive, they will discover something surprising.

Paratroopa: “… when you arrive, find out what’s new.”

Koopa: Toad Town, eh? Isn’t that where they ended the last race?

Paratroopa: Yeah…

Koopa: Huh… That’s not very original…

***Koopa: We’re leaving the final leg in first place… Our spirits are high, and we’re gonna win!

***Paratroopa: So excited!!! Wooooo!!!

Koopa: 5 AM rocket?

Paratroopa: So, we’ll all be caught up then?

Koopa: Yeah…

*Launch Star*
Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas – 2:11 AM

Ana: Back to Toad Town!

Kat: Onwards to victory!

***Kat: As we’ve said many times in the past, we can’t lose. It’s almost a statistical impossibility.

***Ana: With our amazing teamwork and drive to win, we’ll come out on top.

They also launch back to the Observatory.

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master – 3:00 AM

Snifit: Last time we gotta do this. Let’s do well.

Booster: But I wans go home!

Snifit: We’re almost done! We can make it to the end, and we’ll win it!

Booster: *pouting* Fine…

***Booster: Am I still on a race? Give me that cheezburger.

***Snifit: It’s going to be a challenge, I won’t lie, but I have confidence that we’ll win!

Snifit: Let’s go!!!


*Shots of the Comet Observatory*
All the teams are mingling around at the Garage, awaiting their ride back to the planet.
*Shot of the Amazing Yellow Line travelling from a dot marked “Comet Observatory” in space to one on the planet marked “Toad Town”*

Phil: All teams are now making their way to Toad Town.

Hustle and bustle with appropriate music. Toads are everywhere.

The rocket begins its descent, landing in the Town Square, right in front of Merlon’s house. The door opens…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Come on!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Hurry up!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Goooooo!!!

They all suddenly stop/

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: … Wait, what are we looking for?

Kat: Give me the clue.

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Umm… Find out what’s new?

Booster: HAY! YEW! What’s OLD?!

Toad: … *backs away slowly*

Snifit: *facepalm*

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Para, go fly up and see if there’s anything.

Kat: Good idea.

Ana: Can ya tell us? We won’t share it with Booster.

Koopa: Okay.

Para flaps up.

Paratroopa: Hmmm… Looks like a normal day in town… The train’s running, the castle is… ZOINKS!!!

Koopa: “Zoinks”?

He flies down.

Paratroopa: The castle is gone!!!

All 3: What?!

*Camera shot of a big gaping hole in the ground*

Kat: You’re not serious.

Paratroopa: Come on! Let’s go check it out!

Ana: This can’t be real…

They dash off.

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: S’cuse me, what’s new?

Green Toad: Pardon?

Snifit: I said, what’s new?

Green Toad: Do I look like a newspaper? Go look at the billboard. That’s what it’s for.

Snifit: Jeez… he was rude…


Snifit: No! Don’t say that!!!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Wow… It’s gone…

Ana: This is insane! Did Bowser do this?

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Could this be part of the race?

Koopa: Look! There’s a note!

Kat: What’s it say?

Koopa: “Bwa ha ha ha! I’ve taken your precious Princess and her castle too! You can look into the night sky and see it! If you decide to something as unbelievable as coming and rescuing her, you’d better have your head examined! The Kingdom is mine! Bwahaha!”

Ana: Well… looks like another job for Mario and Luigi.

Paratroopa: Why are some of the words coloured blue?

Kat: Hm? Let me see… *grabs the note* These seem like mighty random words to color blue for no reason…

Ana: Hmmm… Castle, Look, Unbelievable, Examined… Kat! The first letters of those words spell CLUE!!!

All 4: *gasp*

Phil: Teams must figure out how to get to Peach’s Castle, which has been lifted into the sky by Bowser’s castle, in a tribute to previous events when Bowser stole the Star Rod. To get there, they will have to make their way here: Shooting Star Summit, where a Star Chariot is waiting for them.

Kat: This can’t be real!

Ana: How do we get up there?

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: This is certainly cryptic…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Wait, I know! Shooting Star Summit! That’s the place closest to the sky, right? Come on, you guys!

Paratroopa: Okay!

They all dash off.

Ana: Psst… Kat? Why are we helping them?

Kat: Well, we’re just getting the leg started. If they were left behind for the whole thing… *winks* it’d be no fun!

Ana: …

*Camera shift*
Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Excuse me, where’s the bulletin board?

Toadster: Oh, dat’s up dat road over der. Pretty crazy stuff, huh?

Snifit: What? What’s crazy?


Snifit: No, go away. What’s the news?

Toadster: You have to see it to believe it. *walks off*

Snifit: Oh, come on! Just tell us… ughh…

Kat: This is it!

*View of three Star Chariots*

Ana: We just hop in?

Kat: Looks like it’s autopilot.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: All right! Let’s go save the princess!

Paratroopa: Hahaa! We’re on the wrong side here! Haha!

*Powering up sound* *Engines Roar* *Zooom*

***Kat: And then we were off. Three teams- s’cuse me, two teams off to win a million coins… in Bowser’s Castle… the place where it all began… Now things were getting interesting.

***Koopa: The mayhem was about to begin…

Paratroopa: Wheee-heeeeeeee!!!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: What’s that? Shooting stars?

Booster: Wao! Le’s go eat dem!

Snifit: Huh… Wonder what those were…

*Arial shots of the flying castle with Peach’s situated on top*

Bowser: *faint voice within* Bwa ha ha ha haa…

The Star Chariots pull into the garage.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Grab the clue!


Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: “Welcome to the finals… ”

Phil: Teams must now find their way out of the basements of Bowser’s Castle, and make their way up to the main floors…

*Shot of a room with stairs and doors leading in four directions, with a save block*

Phil: …where they will find their next clue. However, this is easier said than done, as Bowser’s Castle won’t be as easy to navigate as it was on the first leg. His minions and traps… are everywhere.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Looks like this is it!

Ana: All right! Good luck, you guys!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: See you at the finish line!

They all dash off,

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Okay! Come on! The front door is there!

Ana: Don’t fall in the lava!

Kat: Don’t you worry about a thing!

They all enter.

Kat: Okay… lots of lava with a few platforms!

Ana: We’d better be careful…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Once again, I get a free pass.

Koopa: Oh, shut up…

***Koopa: We were kind of trailing behind Katana because we wanted to follow them… we didn’t want to get lost, and we knew they’d easily be able to handle any enemies we came across.

***Paratroopa: We were in it to win it.

Paratroopa: C’mon, sissy! Hurry up!

Koopa: I’m trying!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: C’mon, Ana! It’s an easy jump!

Ana: Hup!

Kat: Great job! Let’s keep going!

Ana: Woo…

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: How did we not notice that Peach’s Castle was gone?!

Booster: I’unno…

Snifit: Look, here’s a note…

Snifit: Come on, we gotta get up to the castle… I betcha we have to go to Shooting Star Summit.

Booster: Shüt’n star Sundae?! Yummers!!!

Snifit: No…

***Snifit: Well, once again we were in last, but this was the final leg. This was it! It was either win or lose, and we didn’t want to lose.

Snifit: Move faster!

Booster: No! You! *Zooom*

Snifit: Hey! Wait for me!

Booster: MAKE UP UR MIND!!!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Will you wait up?!

Paratroopa: I’m just helping you out! Look, don’t step on this platform. It sinks.

Koopa: Thanks Navi!

Paratroopa: WHAT DID I SAY?!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Come on, girl! We’re golden!

Ana: What’s next?

Kat: Are we’re done with the lava… whoa… looks like a dark cave…

Ana: Do we have a light…?

Kat: No.

Ana: Maybe, a minion will lend us his… if we… persuade him…

Kat: …

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: C’mon! Last lava pit!

Kat: Whatever we do, we have to hurry!

*Star Chariot Lands*
Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Well… here we are again… Bowser’s Castle…

Booster: What’s DAYZHA VOO?

Snifit: You have it.

Booster: ‘parntly!

Snifit: *sigh* Come on.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Gee… It sure is dark in here…

Ana: I can’t see a thing! Are the Koopa still behind us?

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Yeah, we’re right here.

Ana: GAAAHH! Don’t scare me like that!

Kat: What? When did you guys get here?

Koopa: I don’t know! A few minutes ago!

Kat: This is crazy! I can’t even see you, and you’re right next to me.

Ana: I don’t know how we’re going to make it through here…

Paratroopa: We could be stuck down here… forever…

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Okay, Booster! I’m through playing around. This is the final leg. After this, you can do whatever you want, but right now, we need to win! So GOOO!!!

Booster: *sigh* FIINNNEE!!! RrrrrrRRRRRR!!!

Booster grabs Snifit and then proceeds to run across the lava.

Booster: RrrrrrrRRRrrrRrRRRRR!!!

Snifit: Waaaaaaaaahh! How…? Huh?

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Ana, we should try not to get separated. Hold my hand.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Hey! Let go of my wing!

Kat: Oh! Sorry!

Ana: Where’d you go?!

Kat: Come this way! Don’t wander off, there’s holes in the ground.

Koopa: This is brutal…

***Kat: We wandered around in the darkness for a long, long time. Neither team had any way to light up the caves for us, so it was tough.

*Distant crashing sound*

Kat: What was that?

Koopa: Ugh… This place gives me the creeps…

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Booster! Get off me! Your feet are covered in lava!

Booster: Mmmm! Roasted my feet! Yum!

Snifit: *sigh* Whatever. Look… it’s a dark cave.

Booster: Oooh! Darkness! I’ll go eat it now!

Booster runs off and starts biting the air.

Snifit: How are we gonna do this…?

***Snifit: I had a dreaded feeling at the entrance to those caves… I felt we had a lot of trouble coming our way.

Snifit: Come on, we have to go through the caves. Stay close, and don’t wander off!

Booster: ‘Kay Mom!

Snifit: Seriously! I can’t watch your shenanigans in here!

Booster *distant*: Okay!

Snifit: Hey! Where are you?!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: It’s up here… We gotta jump across.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Follow my voice, Koopa!

Koopa: This is redunkulous!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Ugggghhhhh…

Ana: Is that a light?!

Kat: Where? Oh, there?! That HAS to be the exit!

Ana: Man, we’ve still got a ways to go…

Koopa: Don’t worry, everyone! We’ll make it!

***Koopa: We were in this tough competition, and it was the finals, and we knew one of us was going to win and the other would lose, but in those dark caves, we really worked well together.

***Kat: I think the both of us felt that is we didn’t work with each other, we would both be miserable and take forever inside the caves. We wanted it to be a good finale, one the both of us could be proud of…

***Paratroopa: Dark caves are boring.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Come on! There’s light at the end of the tunnel!

Ana: Woo-hoo!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Booster?! BOOSTER?!

***Snifit: He had wandered off to who knows where… I completely lost track of him, and I was in the pitch black searching for the longest time.

Snifit: Gaaaaahhhhhh!!! We’re done!

***Booster: I was in Jupiter!


Snifit: *sobs*

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: One more jump!

Ana: We’re so close!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Katana! Watch out!

Kat: Wahh!

Ana: What was it?

Kat: I don’t know… It had glowing eyes!

Paratroopa: It’s a Bony Beetle!

Kat: Gah! We don’t have time for this!

Ana: Run!

Koopa: This is nuts!

Kat: Okay, you. Enough of this! *takes out sword*

Koopa: Get out of here! *slams into it with shell*

Kat: Ha-ya!!!

*Various other fight noises*

***Kat: And then we fought the enemy… We fought together and… well…

Kat: Ughh… Unpleasant!

Ana: Come on! The exit is right there!

Koopa: Let’s go!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master

Snifit: He’s gone. He’s gone, man…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Ahh! Light! Beautiful light!

Ana: I can’t believe we actually made it out! We’re amazing!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Phew… There’s the clue…

*Riiiiiiiip* *Riiiiiiiiiiiip*

Kat: Detour…

Phil: In this Detour, teams will have to choose between two final tasks that will bring together a culmination of all of their skills. They must choose between Minions and Mayhem. In Minions, teams will enter this storage room, where they must search for a lost minion of Bowser. Once they have found him, they will receive a map and must guide the minion to the summit of Bowser’s Castle. Finally, they will have to battle said enemy to receive their next clue, although this last part is a secret. In Mayhem, teams will instead go into this room, where they will have to figure out that the torches on the walls indicate which rooms they’re supposed to enter. Once they make their way through the maze, they will find themselves outside, where they will ascend to the top using a mechanical ascender.

Kat: Minions… mayhem…

Ana: Bowser’s minions are all idiots…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Hey!

Kat: Sorry, not you guys… But you gotta admit… most of them are.

Paratroopa: Yeah…

Koopa: You wanna go climbing?

Paratroopa: Sure. We choose Mayhem.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: What should we do?

Kat: We’ll climb too. It’ll be easy.

Ana: All right! Let’s go!

Kat: Victory!!!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Hey! HEY!!! GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!

Booster: (hanging upside down like a bat) Oh! Hai!


Booster: Aww… I didn’t know you felt like dat bout me…


Booster: Teehee… You’s luv’s me!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: What’s this?

Ana: This isn’t the outside of the castle…

***Kat: We were a little confused because the clue just said “Follow the marked hallway to find the ascending area”… But when we entered it, we weren’t outside yet.

Kat: I guess we follow this hallway.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: The outside must be this way!

Paratroopa: Let’s hurry!

*Time lapse*
Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Both: …

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Both: …

Kat: Something’s not right here…

Koopa: How long have we been walking?!

***Ana: We spent quite a bit of time walking through that hallway, completely lost and unsure of what was going on. The hallways were just endless!

Kat: You know, we keep seeing the same thing. In every hallway so far, this third statue has been broken… It’s like we’re stuck in a loop…

Paratroopa: Stuck in a loop…? That sounds familiar…

Koopa: Isn’t that like what Bowser did? You know, when he first kidnapped Peach?

Paratroopa: Yeah…

Kat: What? What is it?

Ana: Follow them!

Koopa: Let’s run!

They dash off.

***Paratroopa: We remembered that the torches were the key… they showed you the way.

***Koopa: It was our little advantage, I guess… having worked for Bowser.

Kat: Ohhh… I get it…

Ana: Whatever. There’s the door to the outside!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Oh boy! This’ll be awesome!!!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: I… am going to kill you.

Booster: The letter before Z?

Snifit: Ughh… Just shut up.


Snifit: Detour…

***Snifit: I was frustrated, angry at Booster, and worn out… but I never gave up. I knew there was always a chance we could win.

Snifit: Let’s do Minions… Come on, you loser.

Booster: Wha’d I lose? Is it my medulla oblongata again?

Snifit: *weeps*

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: I’m good to go?

Koopatrol: You’re all set!

Koopa: Okay!

He begins to climb.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Let’s go! Let’s go! He’s getting ahead!

Koopatrol: Okay, you can go now!

Kat: Great!

She begins to climb.

Ana: Go, Kat!

Paratroopa: C’mon, Koop! You can do it!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Ughh… Huughh… No sweat!!!

Paratroopa: You’re doing awesome!

We see a helicopter shot of the two climbing. They’re climbing around the “bowl” with the evil clown face on it.

*Wind blows*

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Waaahhh…

Ana: Hold on, Kat!

Kat: This is crazy!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Jeez… We’re so high up! Hey! Don’t look down!!!

Koopa: Don’t you worry about that!

Ana: What are you doing?

Paratroopa: Just enjoying the fresh air!

Ana: I don’t know how you can fly over the open air like that without getting afraid of heights… Wow…

Paratroopa: Haha! *loops* It’s great!

*Camera shift*
Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: *grunts* Ahhhh… C’mon… Keep it movin’…

***Koopa: I didn’t want to give up. It was time to step out ahead and win the race

Koopa: Uuuugghh… Almost… there…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Wooo! Keep going!

Kat: Just like… ninja training… but harder…

***Kat: I probably could’ve climbed up that wall without the ascender, but…

Kat: Okay… Almost there… Just a few more… meters…

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Booster? Booster, where are you now?

He pops out of a box.

Booster: Pop goes the Mesel!

Snifit: Whatever. Get out of there, and help me look. We have to find someone. We have to find a lost minion… of Bowser…

Booster: Cool! Den we eats him?

Snifit: No…

They begin searching.

Snifit: Hmmm…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: You’d better hurry up! I’m catchin’ up to ya!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: *pants* This is… harder than it looks.

Paratroopa: Keep going! You’re doing great!

Koopa: It’s c-c-c-cold!

Paratroopa: Tell me about it… my wings are frozen…

Ana: Woo! You got it, Kat!

Kat: Haa… come on! Feel the burn!

Ana: Keep going!

Paratroopa: Don’t let her pass you! Haha!

Koopa: Gotta… keep going!

***Koopa: I knew it was time.

***Paratroopa: It was time to win.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Haa! Gaaahh! Uuuaaahhh!

Paratroopa: Whoa! You’re speedin’ up! Go, go, go!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Keep going!

Kat: Get back here!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Al…most… there…

Paratroopa: Just a few more meters!

Koopa: I… am a MAN!!!

Paratroopa: Wooo! Good job!

He scrambles up the edge.

Koopa: Ugghh… ble… uh… I… wooooo!

Paratroopa: Great job! I’m comin’!

Koopa: I’m on top of the world!!!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: No you aren’t! You’re above the world!

Koopa: Oh, right… heh heh heh…

The harness is lowered and Paratroopa is hooked up.

Paratroopa: Okay… so I can’t use my wings?

Guide: No, not at all.

Paratroopa: Okay…

Ana: Woo! Great job!

Kat: I’m there!

Ana: Great! Get me hooked up! C’mon! Let’s move!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Come on! I won’t wait up here all night!

Paratroopa: It’s 2 PM!

Koopa: Well, whatever. It looks like night up here…

***Koopa: Inside it was okay, but I have to admit the lack of oxygen was kind of getting to us when we were climbing… It made us a little dizzy…

***Paratroopa: T’wasn’t nothing we couldn’t handle! We kept moving!

Paratroopa: Hoo…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
***Kat: Believe it or not, lack of air is one of the things we’ve trained for as ninjas. We’ve practiced holding our breaths for long periods of time, and stuff like that.

***Ana: Yeah, we didn’t get very dizzy

Ana: Ughh… Okay… I’m comin, Para!...You’d better hurry!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Oh… don’t worry… about me… I’ll be fine…

Ana: Heh… You’d better be… I won’t wait up for ya…

Paratroopa: Huff… hehh… Gotta climb…

Koopa: Goo! C’mon! You can do this!

Kat: C’mon, Ana! This is what we trained for! Woo!!!

*Another helicopter shot*

Both: C’monnn!!!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Booster?! Stop hiding in the boxes!

Booster: Hallo!

Snifit: Have you seen anyone?

Booster: I seen a Koopatrol, a Koopa Troopa, a Paratroopa, a Hammer Bro, a Magikoopa, and a Lakitu!

Snifit: … Wh… WHERE?!

Booster: I dunno… I don’t remember… Was I supposed to?

Snifit: YEEESSS!!!

Booster: Oh… Sawwy!

Snifit: *eyes twitching*

*Helicopter shot outside the castle*


Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: What in the world was that?

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: That… didn’t sound good…

Paratroopa: That made me jump!

Koopa: Keep going!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Haha! Here I come!

Kat: Good job, Ana! Move it, girl!

Ana: Just a few… more… feet…

Kat: You’re so close!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Don’t let her pass you!

Paratroopa: Hold on, there…

Koopa: Wooo! Good job!!!

Paratroopa: Haaa… haaa... C’mon, wall!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: I’m there!

They reach the top at the same time.

Koopa: All right!

Kat: Good job!

Paratroopa: Grab the clue!

Koopa: I got it!

*Riiiiiiiip* *Riiiiiiiiiiip*

Phil: Teams must now enter Princess Peach’s Castle, which is perched on the top of Bowser’s Castle. Inside the lobby, they will find their next clue.

Koopa: Peach’s Castle!

Paratroopa: This must be the final stretch!

Kat: We’re golden now, come on Ana!

Ana: Right behind you!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: …

Booster: …

Snifit: …

Booster: …

Snifit: …

Booster: …

Snifit: …

Booster: …

Snifit: …

Booster: …

Snifit: …

Booster: …

Snifit: …

Booster: …

Snifit cries.

Both teams have reached the front doors.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: This is it!

Paratroopa: Come on!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: I see the clue box!

Ana: What’s… Okay…

*Riiiiiip* *Riiiiiiiiiip*

Kat: Roadblock…

Phil: In this Final Roadblock, one team member will have to put their minds to the test and remember as much as they can about their extensive journey on the race. In the main hall of Peach’s Castle, each team will find a large board with 12 blanks. Each blank represents one leg from the race, and above each blank is a symbol indicating Route Info, a Detour, a Roadblock, a Fast Forward, a Yield, or a Pit Stop. Teams will race around the many rooms and areas of Peach’s Castle and search for special coins. These coins are marked with pictures, many of which are of things seen on the race. Teams must search for the coin that matches the designated task for each leg of the race. If they are correct, they will receive their next clue. There are duplicates, and there is a coin for both sides of any Detour.

Kat: Who doesn’t have amnesia?

Ana: Wish me luck!

Kat: Okay, we knew this was coming. Warm up that mind.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: This is gonna be perfect!

Koopa: Go, Para!

They dash off in opposite directions to their respective boards.

Ana: Okay…

1: Route Info       2: Roadblock       3: Pit Stop
4: Roadblock      5: Route Info        6: Detour
7: Detour              8: Pit Stop            9: Fast Forward
10: Yield               11: Roadblock    12: Detour

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Route Info… Leg 1…


Ana: Leg 1 was in Bowser’s Castle… Other than the Detour, all we did was go to the Koopa Kids’ rooms…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: That’s an easy one…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: In here? No… what’s this? This is a Goomba… Get out of here… I should try in this room…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: This is… oh, I know this… this is the spot where we all jumped off the road… the Star Dive, or whatever… I’ll have to remember that one…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Here we go… Koopa Kids’ door…


Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: I got it.


***Paratroopa: We had to declare which coin we would be searching for, and we couldn’t change that until we found it.

Paratroopa: Okay… Leg 5 Route Info.

***Paratroopa: As soon as I found the first one, I immediately went back and grabbed the one I had seen earlier. I guess I got off to an early start.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Roadblock… in the Forest… We had to find our way with a map… and we were muted.

***Ana: There were coins everywhere, and we had to pick up each one, put it back where we found it if we didn’t need it, and keep searching.

Ana: Got it…

***Ana: It was exhausting.


Kat: Keep going, Ana! You can do it!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Guess… Um… I don’t remember that one…

***Paratroopa: I decided to get the ones I remembered out of the way first.

Paratroopa: The Yield on Earth… Okay, I’ll get that…

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Booster: Hay! Here he iz! Mah bestest friend.

Hammer Bro: Yes, HI! As I said before, shall we get going then?

Snifit: Ugh! Sorry, my teammate’s an idiot.

Hammer Bro: Okay, here’s the map. Just direct me to the summit of Bowser’s Castle.

Snifit: *grabs it* Okay… so we’re here-

Booster: *grabs it* NOM!!! Yummeh!


Hammer Bro: … *sigh* I’m not paid enough for this…

Ana – 4  Paratroopa – 4

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: And this is the Yield!
The scoreboard changes to Paratroopa – 5

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: C’mon, Ana! Don’t give up!

Ana: I can’t… find the Fast Forward…

***Ana: That one was firmly implanted in my brain… So much food… At least it was delicious…

Ana: C’mon… it could be any of the fruits we ate, or it might be the actual restaurant…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Leg 8… Pit Stop? That was the one on… Yoshi’s Island… yeah

*Flashback of them swimming onto an underwater mat on Chocolate Island*

Paratroopa: Okay, cool!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Oh, here it is! Yeah! The “Bottomless Pit”… They weren’t kidding.

She dashes back.

Ana: There we go! I got 5!


Ana: I’m doing good… doing good… Let’s get that Detour from the last leg… pretty fresh in my mind…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Aha! Here! I remember these mountains, they were freezing! That was the Pit Stop… A’ight! Right here…

He places the coin under Leg 8 Pit Stop as a tense chord plays.

Paratroopa: Next…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
***Kat: I can’t tell you how nerve-wracking that was… I almost never get nervous, and… yeah, it was tense. One of us was going to win, and we all knew that.

Ana: That’s not it… no, no… C’mon…

***Kat: She was doing her best and all I could do was cheer.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
***Koopa: I had faith in Paratroopa. Complete 137% faith, haha…

Paratroopa: Yeah… that’s it! The Roadblock on the moon was in that X-Naut place… That was crazy.


Paratroopa: I think I’m still winning!

***Koopa: I just wanted him to finish… quickly…

Paratroopa: Ye-ah!

We see a  helicopter shot of the castle as time flies by…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Now what… what’s left?

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: C’mon! Think, man! What was that Detour?

Kat: We’ve been here for so long… This is a tough challenge…

Koopa: Mhm…

Kat: What’s the score?

Koopa: I think we have 9 and you have 8…

Kat: Hmm…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Leg 3… Sarasaland… the Pit Stop was Daisy’s Castle!

*Flashback of them checking in at Daisy’s Gardens*

Ana: I got this… I got this…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Wait… wait, that’s not right…

***Paratroopa: I was looking at the board and I saw the one Fast Forward thing. It wasn’t on Leg 6, which was Luigi’s Mansion, so I tried to think of the other one. I realized it was on Yoshi’s Island, so I messed up…

Paratroopa: Okay… Mountains… shouldn’t go here…


Paratroopa: Before that… oh, yeah… the SCUBA…


Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: This… was…

Ana: Wait…

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: I think we’re gonna have to go up these stairs.

Booster: NOPE! UR RONG!

Snifit: Well… wouldn’t that make sense? I mean, we’re trying to get to the top, so we should go up!

Booster: NOP! WRNG!

Snifit: Just come…


Hammer Bro: *rolls eyes*

Ana – 9  Paratroopa – 11

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Oh my gosh, he’s almost done!

Paratroopa: What am I missing? ... Leg 4 Roadblock…

*Flashback of SCUBA diving off the coast of Cheep Cheep Beach*

Paratroopa: The Crabs! That’s right, those little buggers that were impossible to get!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas

Ana: I’ve got two more… Lessee… Leg 4 Roadblock and Leg 6 Detour… Leg 4 was SCUBA Diving…

Kat: Come on, Ana! Don’t give up!

Ana: Almost done!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: There!


Paratroopa: Clue? Clue?

Koopatrol: I’m sorry, it’s not correct.

Paratroopa: It’s not?! Whaddaya mean?!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas

Ana: And Leg 6 Detour… Leg 6 was… Luigi’s Mansion… What did we do…?

Kat: It’s… so close…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: I can’t bear to watch…

Kat: I know what you mean.

Koopa: Para! Aren’t you done?!

Paratroopa: Something’s wrong… I can’t figure out which one is wrong…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Here we go…

She runs up and places a coin containing a ghost.

*Flashback of them searching for and finding a Ruby*

Ana: Okay!

Koopatrol: I’m sorry, it’s not correct.

Ana: You have to be kidding me…

A new scoreboard shows up:
Ana – 2 Wrong     Paratroopa – 2 Wrong*

Kat: Just take a close look and think about all of them.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: I’ll try changing the… the Detour on Leg… 7… Maybe it wasn’t those urchins… Wasn’t that the Roadblock?


Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Something’s… missing…

***Ana: I sat in front of my board for a long, long time. Paratroopa was running back and forth, looking for coins, so…

Ana: Hmmmm…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Let’s try this.

He places a coin with the Winged Block EXTREME.

Koopatrol: I’m sorry, it’s not correct.

Paratroopa: Uuuggghhhh…

*Ana – 2 Wrong     Paratroopa – 3 Wrong*

Both: …

Kat & Koopa: …

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Okay, never mind… I’m gonna change that back.

He runs off.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Just… just a second… That’s not right… We checked in at those gardens…

Kat: Well… there she goes again… Hopefully she’ll get it right.

They both come back at the same time. Ana replaces Daisy’s Castle with Daisy’s Gardens for Leg 3 Pit Stop. *Ding* Paratroopa replaces Winged Block EXTREME with Sea Urchins for Leg 7 Detour. *Ding*

Both Koopatrols: I’m sorry, it’s not correct.

Ana: What?!

Paratroopa: Oh, come on!

Ana: This is insanity!

*Ana – 1 Wrong     Paratroopa – 2 Wrong*

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Okay, well I know Leg 3 is right… What else is wrong?

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Where’s my mistake?!

The music intensifies…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: They’re neck and neck… Whoever figures it out first will probably be the winner…

Ana: That’s correct… I’m positive that’s correct…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: The race… We’ve come so far… and it all comes down to this…

Paratroopa: Oh! That’s it! Leg 4… The crabs were the Detour! Okay, I got it now!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Come on, Ana! Think!

Ana: I got it… Leg 6 Detour… not ghosts…


Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Gotta go! Gotta go!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Where is it? I have to find this coin!

Paratroopa: This is it! Wait, no it isn’t… Argh! Come on!

Ana: This… no wait… I’ll check in here…

Kat & Koopa: …

Ana & Paratroopa: FOUND IT!!!

Kat: Oh my gosh…

They both run back to their boards, but Paratroopa is closer and reaches his first.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa takes down the coin with the crabs and replaces it with another one.

Koopatrol: I’m...sorry. It’s not correct.

Paratroopa: WHAT?!

The camera shows he put up a picture of Cheep Cheeps.

Paratroopa: No!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: *pants* Here…

Ana takes down the coin with the ghosts…

Ana: This has to be it!

…and puts up a coin…

Kat: Please…

…with a Ruby.

Koopatrol: Yes! That is correct!

The Koopatrol takes out a clue.

Ana: What? I did it? I DID IT?!

Kat: Way to go, Ana! Wooo!!!

Ana: Oh my gosh! I did it!!!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: She got it… She… she got it…

Koopa shakes his head.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Thank you! Thank you so much!!!


Ana: “You ready to run to the finish line? Haven’t you got some unfinished business? What about Princess Peach?”

Phil: Teams must now climb the stairs of Peach’s Castle until they reach the top of this tower, where they will cross the bridge to this battle platform, famous for one of Mario’s most climactic battles with Bowser. Here they must defeat Bowser to save Princess Peach, who will use her magic to bring the battle platform back down to Toad Town, where the Finish Line awaits.

Ana: We still have more to do?!

Kat: We have to beat Bowser.

Ana: Here, look. It says “Don’t be frightened. The key to winning is in your hand… or, at least someone’s hand… ”

Kat: We gotta get there first! Come on!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Dang it!

Koopa: Don’t give up, Para! There’s still one more task!

Paratroopa: Now that they’re done, I can look at her board.

***Paratroopa: The clue said that once you were done with the Roadblock, you should… take down all the coins. Ana didn’t, so I was able to look at her answers.

Paratroopa: Oh… oh, my gosh! I’m such an idiot! Of course! The SCUBA diving at the coral…

Koopa: Just hurry!!!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
They’re running up a spiral staircase.

Ana: This is it!

Kat: We ran a great race… Now all we have to do is beat Bowser… and we’ve won.

Ana: I’m proud of us.

Kat: Well… here we go!

They burst through the doors.

Bowser: Gwarf?

Peach: KAT!!! ANA!!!

Kat: Don’t worry, Peach! We’re coming!

***Kat: Heh… It was pretty realistic… We felt like we were really trying to save the princess…

Ana: Oh my gosh! Bowser’s huge!!!

We see a shot of Bowser, glaring down.


Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Got it!!! Mann…

He places the final coin.

Koopatrol: Yes! That is correct!

Paratroopa: Yeah, yeah, yeah…


Koopa: Go fight Bowser…

Paratroopa: Fight the boss?! Haha!

Koopa: Come on! We can still win!!!

***Paratroopa: We didn’t give up until the bitter end!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: How do we beat him?!

Kat: The key… is in our hands… or someone’s…

Ana: Peach isn’t holding anything…

Kat: … Wait…

We see a camera shot of Bowser’s fist… clenched around something…

Kat: He’s holding a Grand Star!!!

Ana: What?!

Kat: That’s how we beat him! We have to make him drop the Grand Star!

Ana: If you say so…

Kat: Come on! *unsheathes sword* We can do this!

Ana: *unsheathes sword* I’m with ya, Sis!


Kat: Haaa!!!

Kat jumps up, smacks Bowser with the broadside of her sword, and lands behind him.

Bowser: GWAHH!

Kat: GO!

Ana: I got it!

Ana jumps onto Bowser’s fist, sticks her sword in, and pries his claws open.

Ana: Grrr… drrrrroop… iiittt…

Kat: DUCK!

Ana: Wah!

Kat suddenly jumps up and whacks Bowser’s wrist with the broadside of her sword.

Bowser: OWW!!! GAAAHHH!

This strike causes him to lose his grip, causing the brilliant Grand Star to fall to the ground.

Bowser: Huh? Uh oh…

The power down sound rings out as Bowser shrinks and falls to the ground, defeated.

Bowser: Uuurrrggghhhhh…

Kat: Yeahh!!!

Ana: Come on!!!

They dash onto the platform and untie Peach as the Grand Star floats after them.

Peach: Thank you so much! You’ve saved me!

Kat: (panting) No… problem…

Peach: Give this to me…

She takes the Grand Star, closes her eyes, and holds out her hands, harnessing its power. The battle platform begins to glow and move.

Kat: Here we go…

Ana: We did it!

We see a helicopter shot of the main square in front of where Peach’s Castle is supposed to be…

The Finish Mat sits in the center with Phil on it…

All the eliminated teams are lined up in a semicircle…

Everyone is staring up…

Neil: Look!

Foshi: Is that it?!

*Camera shot upwards of a large platform slowly descending. From this angle, it’s impossible to see who’s on it*

Dixie: Who is it?

Kooper: I can’t see!

Lemmy: C’mon!!

Phil: …

The platform slows and lands on the ground, right between the finish mat and the eliminated teams. Everyone cheers.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Here we are!

Ana: Come on, Sis!!!

They run onto the Finish Mat.

Dixie: Yeaaaahhh!

Tiny: Way to gooooo!!!

Kat: Yeaaaahhh!!!

Ana: We won! We won!!!

Everyone cheers louder.

Phil: 15 countries… 5 continents… and more than 50 000 miles!!! Kat & Ana… you are the official winners… of The Amazing Race! Congratulations!!!

Kat: Wooooo!!!

Ana: We did it! I can’t believe it! We did it!!!

More cheering…

Phil: You have won the 1 million coins! Congratulations! How does this feel?

Kat: It feels unbelievable… After all we’ve been through… it feels great to be on top…

Ana: We always had faith in ourselves, and in our karma… and we knew we could win if we just tried our hardest… I think we’ve accomplished that.

Phil: You ran an incredible race… and you made some friends along the way!

Kat: We did! Woo! Good job, Dixie! Way to go, Tiny!!!

Ana: We love you both!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
The battle platform comes down again. Everyone is still cheering and clapping.

Koopa: Well… let’s go!

Paratroopa: Good job, Koop!

They run onto the mat.

Phil: Koopa & Paratroopa? Congratulations… you are team number two.

Koopa: Thanks…

Paratroopa: Thanks a lot…

Phil: It was pretty close…

Paratroopa: Yeah, but we couldn’t’ve given up first place to anyone more deserving.

Ana: Aww, thanks guys!

Paratroopa: You two were really strong racers! Great job, you two!

Koopa: I’m just glad… we got to see the kingdom! It was a great race!

Phil: Do you have any regrets?

Koopa: We have no regrets whatsoever. It was just awesome!

*High speed shot as clouds and the sun fly over the sky. Soon, it’s nighttime*

Everyone: …

Kat: *yawn*

Ana: What happened to Booster & Snifit?

Koopa: We haven’t seen them since we arrived in town…

Phil: They were supposed to come down once the winners showed up…


Phil: *takes out a walkie talkie* This is Phil Keoghan… Uh huh… Okay… All right…

Xoshi: What happened?

Phil: Uh, Booster ate the Grand Star.

Everyone falls over anime style.

Everyone: Gaaaaaahhhhh…

Another high speed shot. The moon flies through the sky. Finally the platform descends a third time.

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Come on, you lunatic. Get up here.

Booster: I has a tummyache…

Phil: Booster & Snifit… congratulations, you are team number three. You ran a gre- um… well, you ran a race.

Snifit: Yeah… We’re just glad we made it to the end… Everyone saw us as underdogs, but we stuck there until the end.

Booster: Is the race startin’ yet?!

Snifit: Heh… heh… yeah… I’ll be in therapy.

Everyone laughs.

Snifit: …seriously…

Everyone steps onto the mat. Hugs are given and words of congratulations are exchanged.

Kat: So crazy, you wouldn’t believe it.

Ella: Sounds like lots of fun.

Fawful: Your FURY worked well!

Dixie: Woo! There’s my girl! *hugs Ana*

***Kat: Winning The Amazing Race… it’s an incredibly humbling experience. You realize all the hard work you did paid off in the end… You look at yourself and you look at your partner and you see winners. You come to realize how strong you really are. It was an amazing experience…

***Ana: I’m so glad I ran the race with my sister. It brought us so much closer and we’re… we’re just great friends. We worked off each others’ strengths and took notice of our weaknesses… I’m so proud of us… We won… we won!

***Koopa: The race was Amazing… which is where it got its name from I guess! Haha! It felt so great just to run through the whole thing. We had ups, and we had downs, but we never gave up. We never backed down. We didn’t win, but we got an amazing experience that neither of us will ever forget.

***Paratroopa: I wouldn’t change the outcome for anything. We played the game like gentlemen, and we tried our best. We got some first place finishes and won some prizes! The experience was the best prize though. We won something worth more than anything in the world.

***Snifit: Well… it was the hardest thing you could possibly imagine. Every minute was just… backbreaking, and it wears you down… You feel so stressed and it’s all because of the game… but it was worth it. I got to see so many places and had a wonderful experience… But seriously, I’m going to therapy.

***Booster: Booster likes cheezburgers. The rayc was cheezburgerific! I lyked it so much, and it was funner that pizza on your sox! Where’s snyfut? Ah, well… I had fun and my poodle is macaroni.

Everyone stands on the Finish Mat, clapping. The sun is rising, and everyone’s happy.

***Kat: I had the best time… I ran the race with my sister, and we had a great experience. Winning it… well, it was just icing on the cake.

***Ana: Good job, Kat. We did it.

***Kat: We sure did, Ana… we sure did…

The credits roll…

The End

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