The Amazing Race MK II

By Giga Bowser NS

Episode 3
Title: Quit going middle ages on them!

Phil: Previously on: The Amazing Race MK!

Teams raced by plane to the confusing Forest Maze. All teams soon found themselves hopelessly lost within the twisting and turning forest. The alliance of Kat & Ana and Dixie & Tiny remained strong, but they were eventually passed by Foshi & Xoshi, who took the win. Cackletta & Fawful, already behind, couldn’t catch up to Booster & Snifit, who just barely avoided elimination again.

Booster: WHEEEEEWWaaposidhasopidhasdpifhsdfpioshdaf!!!

Phil: Now… 9 teams remain. Who will be eliminated… next?

The title theme plays with a new red X over Cackletta & Fawful.

Phil: This… is the Forest Maze! A twisting, confusing labyrinth of forest and caves near Rose Town. And in the heart of this seemingly endless forest, an open clearing where Mario and his comrades once faced Bowyer. This was the second Pit Stop… in a race around the MK. Teams arrived here for a mandatory rest period. Will Booster & Snifit, who have come in second-to-last twice now, manage to stay in the race? Foshi & Xoshi, who were the first to arrive at 3:10 PM… will depart at 3:10 AM!


Xoshi: All right! Where to now?

Foshi: Uhhh… Roadblock!

Xoshi: What?

Phil: A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform! No person may do more than 6 on the entire race! In this Roadblock, one team member must take a stand against the horrors of the forest. They must battle, one by one, the many enemies of the forest. Once they have defeated each one, they will receive their next clue!

Foshi: How interesting…

Xoshi: What a way to start the leg!

Foshi: Who’s ready for battle?

Xoshi: You do it.

Foshi: Sounds good!

Foshi: All right! Here I am! Ready for battle! Who’s first?

Amanita: Remember me?

***Xoshi: Well, Foshi and I have been friends for a while now…


***Xoshi: I can’t say I’m not jealous of his fire powers… Lucky sunnova…

Wiggler: Raaaaawr!

Foshi: Fool! I will smite thee!

Xoshi: Quit going middle ages on them!

***Xoshi: I mean, why him? XD

Foshi: All right, you! Have at thee!

Octolot: Rarnwnrannaarr!

Foshi: For Camelot!

Xoshi: …

Foshi: FIRE BURST!!!

Octolot: Ha! *dodges* Nice try, little Yoshi!

Foshi: Quit talkin’ and fight me!

Octolot: Okay. SHAAA! SHOCKER!

Foshi: *rolls* Take this! *tail swipe*

Octolot: Ow! Hold up… You killed me… *poof*

Foshi: Yeah, yeah!

Xoshi: All right, good job!

Foshi: Piece ‘o cake!


Xoshi: Fly to Sarasaland!

A plane flies overhead.

Phil: Teams must now fly over 5,000 miles to the desert kingdom of Sarasaland. When they land, teams must find this place: Daisy’s Castle. Their next clue is here.

Foshi: That is severely awesome!

Xoshi: Caution: Yield Ahead…

Phil: When teams reach Daisy’s Castle they will encounter the first of three Yields on the entire race. At this specific point, one team can force another team to Yield; that is, stop racing for a pre-determined amount of time. Each team can only use their power to Yield once in the entire race, so they need to decide when it’s most advantageous to do it. Any team that’s been forced to Yield must turn this hourglass over and wait for the sand to run out before they continue on.

Xoshi: Wahhaaaa!!!

Foshi: Come on! Let’s go!

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters – 3:31 AM

Dixie: Roadblock! That’s unusual.

Tiny: It’s another fighting task, so you take it big sis.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas

Kat: Roadblock…

Ana: Can I do this one? I think it’ll be fun.

Kat: Okay! Good luck!

Dixie: Let’s do this, girl!

Ana: Piece of pie

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
***Tiny: We came into this race with our heads held high. We’ve handled the first two legs quite well, so things should work out.

Dixie: Watch out behind you, Ana!


Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
***Kat: Me and my sis are strong racers, but anyone has to admit that it’s really hard to complete the race on one’s own. So we’re teaming up with Dixie & Tiny. They’re really powerful.

Guerilla: RAAAAWR! My cousin may have been defeated by that monkey, but you won’t defeat me, you ninja!

Buzzer: BZZZZZZZ! My brother may have been defeated by that ninja, but you won’t defeat me, you monkey!

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Dixie: -.-

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Ha! Ka! Feel my Katana!

Guerilla: Ow! Hey! That’s annoying!

Ana: Uhh…  It’s supposed to hurt…


Ana: Oww…

Kat: Watch out, Ana!

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Dixie: C’mere, you bee! Gah! Stop flying around! I can’t hit you!

Buzzer: *Raspberry*

Dixie: Grr! Hyaaah!

Buzzer: Woah! Hey! Ow!

Dixie: Ha! Don’t let your guard down, dude.


Dixie: Fly to Sarasaland!

Tiny: Come on, guys!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas

Ana: Ugh… Down, big boy!


Ana: Sarasaland…

Kat: Sarasaland, yep!

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Dixie: Let’s get going. There’s gonna be a Yield.

Kat: All right! To the airport!

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Xoshi: Hello? Anyone here?

Foshi: Looks closed…

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers

Iggy: Roadblock?

Lemmy: Roadblock?

Iggy: Yeah! Roadblock!

Lemmy: Hmmm… I’ll do it.

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Xoshi: Oh, hi!

Foshi: We need to fly to Sarasaland. Immediately!

Agent: I am very sorry, but the entire airport is currently closed. Sarasair’s ticket office opens at 5:00 AM.

Foshi: Okay…

Xoshi: Well, there goes our lead…

Foshi: Let’s go camp out in front of the Sarasair counter, then.

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Lemmy: And with that: I win!

Iggy: Good job, Bro!


Iggy: Fly to Sarasaland. Yield ahead

Lemmy: Come on! Let’s get outta here before Neil & Ella can catch up!

Neil/Ella -- Golfers – 3:56 AM

Neil: All right. We’ve got a Roadblock… and I’m going to do it.

Ella: Fine. You get to beat up a bunch of enemies from the forest.

Neil: Rockin’!

***Ella: Neil’s a big goof. I knew from the day I met him that he was going to annoy me day in and day out, but he’s funny too

Neil: Here’s some cherry punch! *BAMF* Stay back lest I break out the fruit punch!

***Ella: … He tries too hard sometimes.

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Dixie: Hello?

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: It’s deserted… How shiveringly delightful.

Tiny: The Yoshis are probably hiding around here somewhere. Lurking…

Ana: Well, at any rate, every single team is probably going to get here eventually…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners – 4:05 AM

Koopa: Roadblock.

Paratroopa: Interesting! Who’s gonna do it? “Who’s ready for battle?”

Koopa: I’unno, you?

Paratroopa: Cool! I’ll take ‘em down!

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: Neil, come on! The others are starting!

Neil: This stupid bee thing keeps flying around! I can’t reach it!!!

Buzzer: Hahaha! You can’t reach me! *Smack* Oww! Hey! Don’t throw rocks at me! You hurt my feelings!

Neil: Shaddup!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Come on, Para! You can do this! They’re just minions of Smithy.

Paratroopa: Ha, yeah! That guy was messed up! Take this!

Octolot: Whoooaaah!

Paratroopa: Wing Spin!!!

Octolot: Waah!

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: You got him?

Neil: Yeah, stupid bug…


Ella: Sarasaland!

Neil: Sarasaland, yep!

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Kooper: Hm… Looks like they’re doing a Roadblock.

Koops: I… I don’t wanna do this one.

Kooper: Okay, buddy, just go hide behind the trees! I’ww pwotect you!


Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends – 4:12 AM

Kooper: Roadblock! I’m doing it!

Koops: Go get ‘em, Kooper!

Kooper: I can handle it!

Koopa/Paratroopa – Partners
Paratroopa: Yeah! Done!

Kooper: Let’s go! (Riiiip) To Sarasaland!

Paratroopa: Wheee! That was fun!

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Koops: Okay, the other Koopas are done. Keep it up!

Kooper: Die, Amanita! Fire Shell!!!

Koops: Look out above!

Kooper: Wah! Hey, Buzzer! Watch it!

Patrick/Norman -- Friends - 4:20 AM

Patrick: Roadblock? Roadblock.

Norman: Haha, very funny.

Patrick: No, seriously! It’s a Roadblock!

Norman: … Strange… Well, it’s battling so you can do it!

Patrick: Heh heh… They will all feel my wrath!

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Koops: Are you almost done?

Kooper: Yeah, as soon as I get this stupid Buzzer!

Koops: Keep it up! You’re doing amazing!

Patrick/Norman -- Friends

Amanita, Octolot, Guerilla, and Wiggler: Auugh!!!

Patrick: PUNCH! *Miss* Waaah!

Buzzer: Ha ha!

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Kooper: Remind me to stay on your good side! *ducks* Nice try, buddy!

Buzzer: Waaaah!

He flies into a tree

Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Patrick: Hup! Gotcha!

Kooper and Patrick: Done!

(Riiiiiip) (Riiiiiiiiiiiiip)

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Kooper: Let’s go! Like, now!

Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Norman: You did awesome!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master – 4:29 AM

Snifit: Booster? Booster? Pay attention! It’s a Roadblock!

Booster: 999,999 cheeseburgers on the wall! Wheee! I’m a eat’em!

Booster grabs the clue and does random stuff to it, accidentally tearing it open.

Snifit: Oh! Booster! You have to do it now. Here, give it to me. I’ll, uhh, keep the cheeseburger fresh… Okay, that’s lucky for us, Booster, you get to beat up some enemies.

Booster: I’ll baleet them.

***Snifit: Booster’s trying his hardest, but we always end up second to last. We have to step up our game, here.

Booster: DUN!!!

Snifit: 0.0

***Snifit: Which seems deceptively easy.

Snifit: Hi everyone. Is anyone missing?

The camera shows everyone in line.

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Foshi: Nope, everyone’s here, so we’re waiting on the verdict of the flight situation.

Nervous glances are shot all around.

Toadaka: From Rose Town to Sarasaland at 8:30 AM, that flight is full.

Xoshi: Oh, no.

Foshi: Can we get on standby?

Toadaka: Certainly.

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Tiny: Us, too?

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Yeah, just go ahead and put everybody on standby.

***Kat: We got to the airport and the only flight to Sarasaland was completely sold out.

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
***Xoshi: I knew I had to find out more.

Xoshi: So, is there any other possible way we could get to Sarasaland?

Toadaka: … I have a 7:00 AM flight to Rogueport. You could try to make arrangements from there.

Xoshi: Hmmm…

Foshi: It is a bigger airport.

Xoshi: Yeah, because I don’t think anything’s gonna get done here. Okay, we’ll go ahead and book those tickets, please.

Toadaka: Certainly! Here you are, enjoy your trip.

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Kooper: Are they going?

Koops: Yeah, they’re going to R-port.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: What about us? Should we do that?

Koopa: It’s risky. Once we get there, we may not be able to get out, y’know.

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Yeah, let’s just wait and see what this flight can do for us…

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Foshi: We are officially off.

Xoshi: Hopefully we can get to Sarasaland quickly enough…

Flight to Rogueport – 7:00 AM
Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: *sigh* This is stressful…

Kat: We absolutely have to make this 8:30 flight.

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Dixie: What time is it?

Tiny: 8:10 AM.

Toadaka: Attention, everyone! Direct to Sarasaland, the flight is completely sold out! None of you will get on.

Everyone gasps.

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Tiny: Shoot…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: That’s not good…

Ana: We waited all this time for nothing.

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Booster? Did you eat the plane again?

Booster: Naw! Uhuh! I just ate Jupiter today! And a cheeseburger!

Snifit: Ugghhh…

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: So now what can we do?

Toadaka: I suggest you try to go to Rogueport. Sea Air has a flight at 11:45. Their office opens at 9:45 AM

Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Norman: Okay, thank you.

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Koops: Ugh, now we have to go to Rogueport whether we like it or not.

Kooper: Yeah. Foshi and Xoshi look like geniuses!

We see a shot of a plane landing.

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Foshi: Come on! We have to hurry!

Xoshi: We gotta surge ahead.

--Desert Air desk—
Xoshi: Excuse me! We need to get on the flight to Sarasaland. It’s extremely important!

Grumba: Hm… I’m not sure if we can. The flight is pretty full.

Foshi: If we could get on this flight it would be very awesome. Do you know how awesome it would be? It would be awesomely awesome.

Xoshi: I’m sure it will…

Foshi: So, what now?

Grumba: Well, we’re waiting right now. They have to see if there’s an open space…

Tense music plays.

Xoshi: Is it gonna work? Is it gonna work?

Grumba: All right! Here are your tickets to Sarasaland!

Xoshi: *gasp* No wai!!!

Grumba: You will arrive in Sarasaland at 2:52 PM!

Foshi: Excellent! That is exactly what we needed!

Xoshi: Thanks for all your help!

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Aww, man! We have to get to Sarasaland! Now!

Ella: This is frustrating…

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Dixie: What time do they open?

Tiny: 9:45…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Ughh…

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Kooper: Hey, did you notice the door up there is open?

Koops: Hm?

Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Norman: Look. The Sea Air door upstairs is open.

Patrick: Let’s go upstairs and see if they can help us out.

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: Fine. Do that if you wanna give up your spot in line. They’re not gonna help you until they open…

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Tiny: You never know…

Dixie & Tiny, Kat & Ana, Iggy & Lemmy, Koopa & Paratroopa, Kooper & Koops, and Patirck & Norman go upstairs.

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Yeah… that’s not going to help. They’re just doing something to be doing something…

Booster opens his mouth

Snifit: Ah! Ah! Are you talking? Remember! No talking, otherwise I won’t let you on the plane!

Booster silently cries.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
*Knock knock knock*

Kat: Hi! I was wondering if you could help us?

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Lemmy: Yeah. We have to get to Sarasaland. Immediately!

Kooplor: Well, my office is closed, but I’ll see what I can do…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Yeah, we gotta get this train a-rollin’

Paratroopa: … Sure…

Kooplor: Okay, to Rogueport I have space for all of you. You will all make the flight. However, from Rogueport to Sarasaland is full. I can put you on standby if you would like.

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Dixie: Yes, please do that!

Tiny: All right!

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Iggy: So things are finally happening.

Lemmy: We’ll go to R-port and see what we can do from there.

9:45 AM
Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Hi there. We need tickets to Sarasaland through Rogueport.

Kooplor: I can book you to Rogueport, but the flight to Sarasaland is full. To Sarasaland, I must put you on standby.

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: That’s okay. We’ll take standby.

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: Okay… We’re confirmed to R-port.

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Foshi: You ready to be team number one?

Xoshi: Sure! One time’s not enough!

Foshi: Then let’s go!!!

First Flight to Sarasaland – Foshi & Xoshi (9:55 AM)

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: So now we’re heading to Rogueport to try to make arrangements to Sarasaland. We have no idea where the Yoshis are, they may be far ahead for all we know.

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Kooper: When we land in Rogueport we all have standby for the flight to Sarasaland, and we know only a few people will get on it…

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Finally, we’re on a plane!

Kat: Let’s get outta here!!!

Flight to Rogueport – 11:45
Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Come on! Come on! We have to go to the counter!

Ana: Hurry!

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Iggy: We’re all here!

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: We’re ready to be checked in!

Everyone: *Indistinct chatter*

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Lemmy: Shaddup! Let him talk!

Toadve: I have a list of 12 of you on standby who will be checked in immediately. Those with tickets are: Dixie & Tiny.

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Dixie: Yes! We’re on!

Toadve: Kat & Ana.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Us too! Excellent!

Toadve: Iggy & Lemmy.

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Iggy: Right here! That’s us!

Toadve: Kooper & Koops.

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Kooper: Wahoo!

Koops: Great!

Toadve: Koopa & Paratroopa.

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: Over here! We’re here!

Toadve: And Patrick & Norman.

Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Norman: All right, thank you.

Toadve: All of you are on the 13:50 flight to Sarasaland, arriving at 18:30. I suggest you get to the gate immediately

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: So who does that leave?

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Booster: HIM HER IT AND MOI!!!

Snifit: Yeah, us…

Toadve: Sorry guys, I wish I could accommodate everybody.

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Ugh… We’re gonna be stuck here for god knows how long…

Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Patick: Man! Aren’t we lucky?

Norman: Come on! Let’s just get on the plane before something bad happens…

Toadve: Patrick & Norman, where are they?

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: They left…

Ella: They went to the gate…

Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Norman: All right! Let’s get outta here!

Toadve suddenly shows up on the plane.

Toadve: Patrick & Norman? There has been a mistake. You were accidentally given somebody else’s seats. I’m sorry, but I must ask you to leave the plane… immediately.

Patrick: No way…

Norman: But we’re sitting on the plane! We’re right here!

Patrick: Graaaaahhhhh!!!

Norman: *sigh*

Second Flight to Sarasaland – Dixie & Tiny, Kat & Ana, Iggy & Lemmy, Kooper & Koops, Koopa & Paratroopa (1:50 PM)

Norman: So now what are we going to do?

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Are you just going to abandon us here?

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: What else do you have- SHUT UP, BOOSTER, OR NO PLANES!!!

Toadve: We have a flight with Rogue Air at 9:55…

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Okay, good…

Toadve: …tomorrow…

Neil: *gasp* Dang it all!

Toadve: I’ve already put Patrick & Norman on priority standby due to the mistake we made regarding your seats, and everyone else is also on standby.

Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Norman: Oh man…

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: We’re never going to get out of here…

First Flight (2:53 PM)
Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Foshi: We are here!!!

Xoshi: Awesometon!

***Foshi: When we landed in Sarasaland, we had no idea what had happened to the other teams. We hadn’t seen them since Rose Town, so we didn’t even know if we were in first or last!

Xoshi: Hoo… It’s hot out here…

Foshi: Really? I don’t notice it.

***Foshi: Sarasaland was really cool. We stepped out of the airport and we saw a whole new kingdom spread out before us. We saw the oceans, the mountains, the fields, and the place with the strange statues.

***Xoshi: I’d never been there before in my life, and it was pretty cool

Foshi: Okay, we have to find Daisy’s Castle.

Xoshi: Let’s grab a taxi!

Foshi: Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!!

Xoshi: Hey! You take us to Daisy Castle?

Noko: Ah, okay okay!

Foshi: We are in the car…

Xoshi: On the way…

Foshi: …to the castle…

Xoshi: …the castle where the…

Foshi: …the Yield is…

Xoshi: Are we going to Yield anyone?

Foshi: Oh yeah!

Xoshi: Is he going the right way?

Foshi: I don’t know, he doesn’t speak much English…

Xoshi: Ugh… I shoulda taken that Mudese course in University

Xoshi: This is it!

Foshi: It’s magnificent!

Xoshi: There’s the Yield! There it is! It’s in the front gardens!

Foshi: Beautiful!

The camera shows the grounds. The castle is all shining in the sun. The gardens are filled with luscious flowers. Daisy is sitting on the top balcony.

Daisy: HI! I’M DAISY!!!

Foshi: Eh heh heh…

Xoshi: Yeah…

Foshi: There it is! Get it!

Xoshi: The Yield.

Foshi: Who should we Yield?

Xoshi: We need to Yield the strongest team? Who’s that?

Foshi: We could Yield the monkeys or the ninjas, but then the other one would just pick up the slack. Their alliance is hurting them, I think.

Xoshi: How ‘bout Neil & Ella?

Foshi: …

Xoshi: Okay. Let’s do it.

***Xoshi: We decided to Yield Neil & Ella.

***Foshi: They were very strong and last we saw them, they were right on our tails! So, yeah.

***Xoshi: Remember, we didn’t know what place we were in. They got rid of the place identifiers from the last race.

Foshi: Heh… Take that…

Xoshi: There’s the clue box! It’s in a flower garden of daisies… Mm… Clever…


Foshi: Detour!!!

Phil: *voice sounds strained and grainy* A Detour is a choice between two tasks! Each with its own pros and cons!

The camera shifts, revealing he is flying a small yellow plane.

Phil: And in this Detour, teams must relive two of the most hair-raising events that took place on Mario’s visit to Sarasaland. *normal voice* Teams have to choose between Air and Sea. In Air, teams must hop into one of these Sky Pops, used by Mario to defeat Tatanga. Teams must take command of the Sky Pop and complete a short air course, flying through cloud hoops. The course is short, but flying through cloud loops is not easy. In Sea, teams will get in a Sea Pop and complete a longer but simpler underwater course.

Xoshi: Sea or air? Either fly a plane or take command of a sub.

Foshi: Hm… I gotta say air… I don’t like the water…

Batadon: S’cuse me, I’m the organizer of the tasks. Sea has been delayed until 6:00 due to a sandstorm.

Foshi: What? Really? What about the other one?

Batadon: Same thing…

Foshi: Man…

Xoshi: Oh well, nothing we can do about it.

Foshi: Grrr… *flares fist* I don’t wanna just sit around.

Xoshi: Hey! Watch where you’re flinging that thing…

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Booster: I want a cheeseburger and a plane and plane made out of cheeseburgers and a cheeseburger made out of planes! OONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Sure stinks here…

Ella: I’ve been checking the desk every hour. There’s no flights until tomorrow.

Neil: This does not ROOOCKKK!!!

Ella: Okay, seriously! STOP DOING THAAAAAAT!

Neil: You see? THAT’s how you call out Roadblock!

Ella: Ugh…

5:59 PM
Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Foshi: …

Xoshi: You ready?

Foshi: How’s this work?

Xoshi: I control the plane and you navigate.

Foshi: Okay…

6:00 PM
Foshi: Let’s do this!

Xoshi: Get up there, please

Foshi: Okay, okay, don’t drive me crazy!

***Foshi: We didn’t really like the idea of flying a plane, but I have a deep fear of water. It’s my one and only fear…

***Xoshi: His aquaphobia… yeah.

***Foshi: Wha’d you just call me?

***Xoshi: An aquaphobe?

***Foshi: Why, you! *fight sounds*

Xoshi: Here we go!

Foshi: Take us up… slowly… You’re doing fine…

Xoshi: Which way? Straight?

Foshi: Yeah. I can see the first cloud loop. Don’t change trajectory!

Xoshi: Okay… okay… Steady… steady…

Foshi: You got it!

Xoshi: Good!

Foshi: Level it out a bit and head for the next one…

Xoshi: We gotta hurry!

Second Flight (6:30)
Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Lemmy: We…

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Koops: …are…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Koopa: …here!

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
All Four: Let’s get going!

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Iggy: Taxi! Here!

Lemmy: Please take us to Daisy’s Castle!

Iggy: And HURRY!

Lemmy: Yeah, get us there… We’re ahead of everyone…

Iggy: Except the Yoshis, of course…

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Tiny: Taxiii!!!

Dixie: Tiny! Kat! Ana! Come here! Let’s get this taxi van!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Great job! You rock!

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Kooper: Taxi?

Tod: Heyyya! You go?

Koops: Should we take him?

Kooper: Who cares! Just go!

Tod: Jah jah! You go, you go!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Shoot…

Koopa: No more taxis…

Paratroopa: Dang it!

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Foshi: Keep it steady! Keep it steady! Go! Forward!

Xoshi: I got it!

Foshi: Yeah, you did!

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Iggy: Come on!

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Dixie: Go go go!

Tiny: Woah! This castle is almost as big as Peach’s!

Daisy (far away): Hey, shut up!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Ah ha ha ha ha…

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers

Lemmy: There’s the Yield.

Iggy: It’s not us, good…

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Tiny: Hey look! Neil & Ella have been Yielded. Whatever happened to them?

(Riiiiiiiiip) (Riiip) (Riiiiiiiiiiiiip)

Iggy: Detour!

Lemmy: Air and Sea? Ummm… Let’s do sea!

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Tiny: Girls, you wanna do sea?

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: ¡Si! Hahaha!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: There’s one! Taxi!

Koopa: Good!

Paratroopa: Wheee! Let’s get going!

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Foshi: Great job, man! Keep it going!

Xoshi: I got it steady!

Foshi: No, wait! Go up a bit!

Xoshi: Ack!

Foshi: No! Too high! Wah!

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends

Koops: Detour…

Kooper: Ooh! I wanna fly a plane! I wanna! I wanna!!!

Koops: Oh, mn…fsd…b..n…w… Sure…

Kooper: Is that okay, Koops?

Koops: Yeh… sur… mn…

Kooper: …

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Iggy: Hi there!

Lemmy: Cool! It’s a Sea Pop!

Iggy: Awesome! Let’s dive!

Lemmy: This is gonna look so awesome! The sun is setting!

Iggy: Who cares?

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Foshi: Finito!

Xoshi: That was the last one?

Foshi: Yep.

Xoshi: Good!


Foshi: Make your way to the Pit Stop!

Phil: Teams must now travel through Sarasaland’s scenic Chai until they find this place: Daisy’s Gardens! This expansive garden filled with a multitude of Princess Daisy’s favorite flowers is the Pit Stop for this leg of the race. The last team to check in here… may be eliminated.

Xoshi: Pit Stop! Let’s get going!

Foshi: Taxi!!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners

Koopa: Detour…

Paratroopa: Air?

Koopa: Eh, I think the submarines would be easier… I know you like to fly, but the other course is easier to navigate…

Paratroopa: Waah!

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Dixie: This is so cool!

Tiny: I know, huh? Look at all the fish!

Dixie: Just steer over there. Follow the path underwater…

Tiny: Where’s Katana?

Dixie: They’re right behind us.

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Ana: Don’t lose them!

Kat: They’re going the right way.

Ana: Good.

… We see a shot of the moon rising.

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Kooper: All right, let’s do this!

Koops: This is gonna be scary… You drive.

Kooper: Okay. Guide me through the cloud rings!

Koops: *gulp*

***Koops: I don’t really like heights, and the Sky Pop had an open top, so I was a little nervous.

Kooper: Woohoo!

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Iggy: That rocked!

Lemmy: Smooth sailing! It was easy!


Iggy: To the Pit Stop!

Lemmy: Pit Stop! Go!

Iggy: We did awesome on this leg!

Lemmy: Yeah, but I’m still wondering what happened to the Yoshis…

Foshi/Xoshi -- Lifelong Friends
Foshi: Is this it? This? Oh, go! Go!

Xoshi: Phil! We’re here!

Phil: Heh heh…

Foshi: Yeah!

Phil: … Foshi & Xoshi?

Foshi: Are we safe?

Phil: You’re team number 1!!!

Foshi: No way!! No way!!! What happened to everyone else?

Phil: Yes, as the winners of this leg of the race… you two will be coming back here for a vacation, compliments of MKA!

Foshi: Thanks, Phil! It’s so awesome!

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters

Dixie: Good job, girls!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Travel to the Pit Stop!

Dixie: Pit Stop at Daisy’s Gardens!

Ana: Let’s go! Now!

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Here we are…
Koopa: Oooh… Submarining in the night! Awesome!

Paratroopa: Yeah, sure…

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Koops: Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!

Kooper: Dude! Calm down! Where do I go to get the cloud rings?

Koops: (panting) …Um… You already got about half of them…

Kooper: Wow, I’m magical!

Iggy/Lemmy -- Brothers
Iggy: Phil!!!

Lemmy: Where are ya?

Iggy: He’s over there amongst all the flowers!

Lemmy: Eeeewwwwwwww…

Phil: … Iggy & Lemmy?

Iggy: Hurry up!

Phil: You’re team number 2!

Iggy: Shoot…

Lemmy: Eh, close enough…

Iggy: I thought for SURE we were in first this time…

Lemmy: Dang Yoshis…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Wow… I spend too much time with my head in the clouds! This is beautiful!

Koopa: I know. Hey, keep your eyes on the course. We wanna finish this quickly!

Phil: Kat & Ana?

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
Kat: Yeah?

Phil: You’re team number 3!

Ana: That’s good, that’s fine.

Kat: Looks like the Yoshis did manage to get ahead.

Dixie/Tiny -- Sisters
Phil: Dixie & Tiny, it’s your turn.

Tiny: Yeah!

Phil: You’re team number 4!

Dixie: Team number 4!

***Dixie: Hey, shut up! We’re gonna win one o’ these legs!

***Tiny: We… kinda won the first leg.

***Dixie: We’re just nice to our friends!

Kat/Ana -- Sisters / Ninjas
***Kat: I don’t know what happened to the other teams. We only saw the Koopas…

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Koops: *gulp* Uhh… Up, no- down! Wait! Left! No! The other left! Gah! Diagonally backwards!

Kooper: …

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Done!

Both: Done!

Paratroopa: That was fun! Why don’t we do that more often?


Koopa: Pit Stop!

Paratroopa: Wheeeeee hoo!!!

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends
Koops: Okay… The last cloud ring is in front of you… J-j-just go straight. Man, that was scary…

Koopa/Paratroopa -- Partners
Paratroopa: Phil!!! Where are you?

Phil: Koopa & Paratroopa? You’re team number 5!

Paratroopa: Whee!!!

Koopa: We did good today! We did good!

Kooper/Koops -- Recent Friends

Kooper: Pit Stop… Daisy’s Gardens!

Koops: C’mon… let’s go!

Koops: Heh… we made it…

Phil: Kooper & Koops? You’re team number 6…

Koops: Good enough…

Kooper: Heh! So? Where’s everyone else?

… … … … … … … … …
The moon flies overhead in fast motion and the sunrise begins…


Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Patrick: *yaaaaaaaawn* Well… you ready to attempt to get this train wreck rolling?

Norman: We should get on this plane hopefully… We’re on priority standby.

Patrick: Maaaaaaan, I hope so… I can’t stand sitting, still knowing there’s a race happening.

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master

Snifit: Ohhh… I hope so, Booster…

Shroad: There’s only room for two on standby.

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: Oh, man…

Shroad: Patrick & Norman! You’re on the flight!

Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Norman: Yes! Thank you! We’re outta here!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: So… No for us?

Shroad: Sorry. None left. You’ll have to get on the noon flight.

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: …

Third Flight to Sarasaland – Patrick & Norman (9:55)

Neil: So, now what?! Now WHAT?!

Ella: This is excruciating! Teams are getting away from us!

Neil: All that’s left is weirdo and Snifit.

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master

Snifit: Farther behind… ’til noon now…

Booster: I’m-a EAT NOON!!!

***Snifit: I mean, our morale just drained away as time slipped on. Well, mine did… I’m not sure Booster has… a brain…

***Booster: IAEAOIHKLNMF! POCa! Oog! Camera cheeseburger!

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: It’s noon now…

Ella: Then let’s go! Hurry up!

Neil: Yay! I’ve never been happier to leave a country!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Let’s go…

Booster: *gasp* Plaaaaaaaane!!! FINALLY!!!

Fourth flight to Sarasaland – Neil & Ella, Booster & Snifit (12:00n)

Third Flight (12:55 PM)
Patrick/Norman -- Friends
Norman: Okay. Let’s get going!

Patrick: Feels good to be here! I wonder what happened to the other teams?

Norman: They’ve probably finished the race by now! Ha!

Patrick: Well, at least we’re here now, and ahead of two teams. TAXI!

Norman: Geez! Screech, much?

Norman: So… you know Daisy Castle?

Nokobon: Jah jah! We go now! Daisycasul!

Norman: …

Patrick: Look! I see it. It’s over there.

Norman: Sir! Stop!


Patrick: Detour…

Norman: Let’s go to the submarines. It sounds easier and we like water.

Norman: This’ll be fun! The controls are easy and so’s the course!

Patrick: Punch it!

Norman: Wheee!!!

Patrick: Okay, Paratroopa…

Norman: Is that the finish?

Patrick: No. That checkered black and white flag is the beginning.

Norman: … Sure…


Norman: Okay! Let’s hurry to the Pit Stop.

Patrick: We gotta go. I know we’re ahead of some teams, but you never know how close they could be… We just gotta keep going!

***Norman: Oh, we had fun in Sarasaland! The scenery was nice! And Daisy’s Garden was nice.

Patrick: We can’t stop! We have to keep going! Always under the gun!

Norman: Pat!!! We’re here, y’know?

Phil: Heh… Patrick & Norman?

Norman: Yeah, Phil?

Phil: You’re… team number 7!

Patrick: That’s what I thought.

Norman: Well, we’re behind… but we won’t give up…

The sun begins to set.

Fourth Flight (5:48 PM)
Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Go! Go!

Ella: Let’s go! We can catch up!


Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Booster! For crying out loud! Stop hugging the plane!!!

Booster: Naaahahauhauhuhaahaaahaaaaaa!!!

Snifit: Come!!!

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: There’s the castle! Wow, you did good taxi driving.

Neil: Yeah!

Ella: *gasp* *scream*

Neil: What? What?

Ella: Those freakin’ Yoshis YIELDED US!!!

Neil: What?!

***Neil: Oh, man, did that ever throw us for a loop.

***Ella: I don’t know what they were thinking, but then we were in second-to-last with a Yield.

Ella: It’s over…

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Is that it? That’s the castle!


Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Shut your freakin’ trap!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master

Snifit: Detour… Hmmm… Do you wanna… go in some submarines or… um… blow up planes?

Booster: *slack jaw* Nooooooooo! Subs! Subs! Subs! *cries*

Snifit: Fine. You da man. Let’s go.

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Ugggghhhh…

Ella: There they go…

Neil: Graaaaaahhhh!!!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Here we are! Get in the sub, Booster! This will be okay. We’ll do it quickly.

Booster: Oohhhwaaaaahhh! Fishz!

Snifit: Yes, Booster! Come on! We gotta get through this course, otherwise we’ll be eliminated!

Booster: I’ll eat the eliminated.

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: Come on! Come on! Hurry up, you stupid hourglass!

Neil: Why do they call it an hourglass? This one only lasts 30 minutes, so shouldn’t it be a halfhourglass or a thirtyminutesglass?

Ella: Shut up! Hurry up!

Neil: It’s done!!!


Ella: Come on! Let’s do the subs!

Neil: We have to catch up! Now!!!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Good! Good! We’re mastering this course!

Booster: (drooling) Fishz…

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Go! Go! Go! Get in the Sea Pop!

Ella: I can handle it!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Oh man… We do NOT wanna be eliminated.

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: We can do it!

Ella: We will not give up!

Dramatic music plays. A submarine breaches the surface.

Instructor: Congratulations. Here is your next clue!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Thank you!

Booster: Yah! Thaniksndod! EOIHasiodhaskjldahslkdha1! YAH!


Snifit: Makuhwaetopistop! Go! Follow me!

Booster: Wah!

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Come on! Keep it steady and do NOT crash!

Ella: We will catch up!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Where? Where are we going?

Booster: Da gardnz?

Snifit: Yeah! We don’t wanna get lost here!


Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Ella: Come on, Neil! We will reach the Pit Stop!

Booster/Snifit -- Lackey + Master
Snifit: Gah! Are we lost?

Booster: Naww! Thars Philidalphia!

Snifit: Huh? Wha- OH! GO! PHIL! PIT STOP!

Booster: Whee!!!

Snifit: Huff… hufff…

Phil: Booster & Snifit?

Snifit: I hope we’re safe…

Phil: You’re… team number 8!!

Snifit: Yes!!!

***Snifit: We managed to hang on yet again. We’re strong, and we will not be out of this game. Ever!

Neil/Ella -- Golfers
Neil: Come on, Ella! Come on! We can make it!

Ella: We certainly can!

Phil: …

Ella: Hi, Phil! Sorry we took so long!

Phil: Neil & Ella… …you’re the last team to arrive…

Both: …

Phil: And… I’m sorry to…

Ella: Nooooo…

Phil: You’ve both been eliminated from the race.

Ella: *sigh* Dang Yoshis!

***Neil: Well, we’re not happy to be leaving. We were strong racers.

***Ella: We got hit with a HUGE amount of bad luck.

***Neil: We had the potential to win this race! We had it! Oooh! I’m angry!

***Ella: Well, I think we’ll always be friends, but we’ll never forget this awful tragedy…

The credits roll…

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