Chapter 1: Crossing the Beanbean Border
Grate Guy wakes up and sees Knife Guy on the floor. He picks him up.
Knife Guy: What happened?
Grate Guy: I dunno. We’d better find Booster and the Snifits.
They move on and see two Hammer Bros.
Hammer Bro: If you want to pass, you need to jump the rope five times.
Grate Guy: BUT I’M RIDING A BALL!!!
Hammer Bro: TOO BAD!!!
Knife Guy: I have a better Idea.
Grate Guy runs off the other side carrying a map and with raspberry jam on them. They trip on the Snifits.
Snifit 1: Wha? Huh?
Snifit 2: We’re alive!
Grate Guy: Have you seen Booster?
Snifit 3: We’ve been wondering about him.
The Snifit group move on and see Booster stuck in a cannon.
Knife Guy: BOOSTER!
????: HOLD UP!
Tolstar flies in.
Tolstar: If you want this big guy out, pay me 100 coins.
Grate Guy gives him 100 gold coins.
Tolstar: ! These are Mushroom Kingdom coins! Pay me 100 Beanbean coins!
Snifit 1: Where are we going to find 100 Beanbean coins?
Tolstar: There!
He points to a road.
Snifit 2: Then why don’t you go get them?
Tolstar: SILENCE! NOW GO GET ME SOME MONEY!!!
The Snifit group start to look around for money. They start blowing things up and killing enemies and leveling up.
30 minutes later…
Grate Guy: We only have 50 Beanbean coins. If only we could reach those high places…
They walk around and see the Starshade Bros.
Starshade Bros: ! Snifits? Two jesters?
The Snifits pile up on each other and so do the Starshade Bros. The Starshade Bros. spin and so do the Snifits… well, Snifit 1 does but he crashes into the Starshade Bros.
Starshade Bros: Famous Snifits! Must teach moves.
In a tutorial place…
Starshade Bro: First we will teach these two jesters some moves.
Starshade Bro: Grate Guy, stay still; now Knife Guy, jump on him.
Knife Guy jumps on him and Grate Guy acts like a spring and Knife Guy jumps high up.
Starshade Bros: Excellent! Now this time, stand on each other and focus to release a PSI Blast.
The jester brothers do what they said, and they perfect it.
Starshade Bros. Excellent! Now the Snifits’ turn.
1 hour later…
Starshade Bro: NO! NO! NO! NO! YOU AREN’T DOING ANYTING RIGHT!!!
Snifit 1: Sorry.
Starshade Bro. Here’s a drawing of what you’re supposed to do. Learn them and fight right.
Snifits: Got it!
The Starshade Bros. leave.
Snifit 1: ! Let’s open the treasure!
They open it and a flash appears. The Snifits have learned the move Drain. They can get a bit of HP or even leave a burn.
Snifits: Nice.
The Snifit squad go back and get the remaining 50 coins they need. They make it back to Tolstar.
Tolstar: ! IMPOSSIBLE! GRRRRRRRRR!!! OUTSIDERS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
Snifits: *gasp!* That’s racism!
Tolstar: NO IT’S NOT!!!
Snifits: Yes it is.
Tolstar: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Grate Guy: Let’s go!
Knife Guy: Okay dokey.
Grate Guy 22/22
Knife Guy 20/20
VS
Tolstar 60/60
Tolstar throws spiked balls like crazy, but Knife Guy dodges. Grate Guy gets his ball popped so he falls down and is immobile. Knife Guy starts slashing at Tolstar but then Tolstar trips Knife Guy and hits him with another spiked ball. Grate Guy responds to this by getting a new ball that he kicks at Tolstar. Tolstar throws a spiked ball at Grate Guy but Knife Guy throws a knife at the spiked ball and both attacks cancel each other out. Tolstar picks up a huge spiked ball but has trouble throwing it.
Grate Guy: Quick! It’s time for a Bros. Attack!
Knife Guy: Right!
They get on each other and concentrate. Tolstar finally throws the huge spiked ball but the bros. unleash their Bros. Attack. The PSI blast makes the huge spiked ball hit Tolstar.
Tolstar: WHAT THE-
POW! Tolstar gets hit but he is still not down for the count.
Grate Guy 22/22
Knife Guy 16/20
VS
Tolstar 45/60
Knife Guy throws knives at Tolstar but Tolstar throws spiked balls. Grate Guy uses this to his advantage and gets behind Tolstar and kicks his ball towards him. Tolstar gets hit and the spiked ball he was holding falls on his foot, then finally the knives that Knife Guy threw hit Tolstar.
Knife Guy: Man, you are pathetic!
Tolstar: Fine! Try this on for size!
Tolstar flies up and starts dropping explosive spiked bombs on Grate Guy and Knife Guy.
Grate Guy: Smoooooooooth move! OW!
Tolstar quickly grabs Knife Guy and chucks him at Grate Guy. Tolstar then proceeds to bodyslam both of them. Knife Guy takes out a knife and quickly jabs Tolstar. Tolstar proceeds to get mad and punches Knife Guy in the face.
Grate Guy: Quick, we must pull off another Bros. Attack!
Tolstar: Not if I can help it!
Tolstar grabs Grate Guy but Knife Guy jabs his arm and Tolstar falls down. The bros. stack up on each other and the duo use Knife Rain.
Tolstar: OH MY DAD!
Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank!
Tolstar stands back up but the duo pin him down and start beating up Tolstar, but Tolstar gets in his shell and hits both bros. Tolstar takes out a huge spiked bomb. Knife Guy rushes in but Tolstar spits out a smaller spiked bomb and it hits Knife Guy, knocking him out. Grate Guy reacts fast and kicks his ball toward Tolstar, and this time he trips and accidentally lets go of the spiked bomb.
Tolstar: Oh-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Battle Over. The Snifit team wins 100 experience points. Level Up. All stats rise.
Tolstar: Ugh. Stop… I will free him now.
Tolstar frees Booster, then he leaves.
Booster: Thanks, guys.
Grate Guy: No prob. Now let’s move on.
They go through the border and soon they stumble into Hoohoo Village, but…
Beanbean Police: Hey, you!
Snifits: ! *gulp*
Beanbean Police: May we ask you a few questions?
Snifits: Sirs, we were at the scene of another crime!
Beanbean Police: Right…
Booster: (whispering) We run them over on three.
Three seconds later…
Snifits: Remember, if anyone asks we were never there.
Grate Guy: Why must we kill?!
Knife Guy: Either that or go to jail.
Booster: Besides, who’s going to miss them?
Grate Guy: Good point.
Knife Guy: Well, what are we waiting for?
They move on ahead, but…
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
Snifits: YOU AGAIN!
Fawful: Yesness. I, Fawful, will defeat you fink-rats!
Grate Guy: Give up now or we will beat you up!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES! We will slow you downess so the mighty Cackletta can preceed with her evil plan!
Fawful summons a huge stone that blocks them.
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!
Fawful leaves.
Snifits: CRUD! We can’t blast that with our normal bullets.
Grate Guy: Come to think of it, I always wondered how you guys can shoot infinite bullets.
Snifits: It’s something in our mask, and we are born with. We insert any kind of bullet and we can shoot it infinitely, and if we get strong enough our bullets will power up.
Knife Guy: Well, we’d better find something to destroy that stone.
They walk ahead and ask people, but then they meet the Hammerhead Bros.
Sledge: Hello, can we help you?
Booster: Can you make something that can destroy huge rocks?
Mallet: Sure, if we could if we had a Hoohoo Block we could forge you guys two hammers.
Snifit 3: We were more thinking of bullets that can destroy rocks.
Hammerhead Bros ! Why, we just learned how to do that yesterday, and we’d be glad to. If you can get a Hoohoo Block we will give it to you.
Booster: Excellent.
They move on and see Hoohoo Mountain.
Grate Guy: 0_0
The others start to scale the Mt. but Grate Guy is having trouble with jumping parts because he rides a ball.
2 hours later…
Grate Guy: *huff, puff* Huh?
Grate Guy sees he only climbed ten feet.
Grate Guy: @#$%^&$%%@%$#^*@*&$#@%@$@#$%!!!
Higher up the mountain…
“@#$%&&^^%$##^#@%#^%#^&$^#^#^@#$%!!!”
Snifit 2: Cool! Echo.
Knife Guy: ! Have you seen Grate Guy?
The Snifit team look down and see they’re 200 foot. from the ground.
Snifit Team: @#$%^&$%%@%$#^*@*&$#@%@$@#$%!!!
5 hours later…
Grate Guy: Thanks for the help, guys.
Booster: No problem, best bud.
Snifit 1: ! Look! What’s that?!
They look and see the Hoohooro statue.
They go there and poke him.
Hoohooro: You want to move on?
The Snifits: ! Yes.
Hoohooro: Okay, get on there.
The Snifits see four pillars, and they jump there. Then 10 glowing balls appear.
Hoohooro: Grab them all in 30 seconds, then you will have beaten this challenge.
The Snifits concentrate, then they each shoot out a bullet. They jump on the bullets and ride them around and get all 10 glowing balls.
Hoohooro: Very good. Now for your next challenge, you must face me!
Hoohooro gets all mad-looking.
Booster: Here I go!
Snifit 3: It’s showtime!
Booster 20/20
Snifit 3 15/15
VS
Hoohooro 45/45
Booster goes to punch him but Hoohooro dodges easily, then two pillars appear. Snifit 3 shoots them but unfortunately Hoohooro appears behind Snifit 3 and lasers him. Booster grabs Hoohooro and starts punching him but Hoohooro’s body becomes electricrified and Booster gets hurt. The two pillars appear again. Hoohooro starts lasering them so Booster and Snifit 3 get hurt. Snifit 3 blasts one of the pillars and it bursts, revealing Hoohooro.
Hoohooro: !
Hoohooro goes to the next pillar but Booster throws a Bob-omb and it destroys it.
Booster: Bros. Attack!
Booster summons his train and both Booster and Snifit 3 gets on. The train circles Hoohooro, and Snifit 3 bullet barrages him. Hoohooro shoots lasers at them but can’t hit them. The train hits Hoohooro and explodes on him. Hoohooro gets mad and shoots up a laser, then lasers fall through the sky, hitting Booster and Snifit 3. Hoohooro proceeds to charge a laser attack. Booster jumps on Snifit 3, then bodyslams Hoohooro. Snifit 3 uses Drain on Hoohooro. Hoohooro unleashes his laserattack and Booster gets hit. Booster is defeated. Snifit 3 becomes enraged and uses drain a lot. Hoohooro gets burned and can’t move. Snifit 3 shoots one more bullet and Hoohooro is defeated.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 70 experience points. Level up. All stats rise.
Hoohooro: You have beaten me. You can now move on.
A path opens.
Hoohooro: Good luck.
The Snifit team continue up the mountain and defeat some enemies. Soon they make it to the top of the mountain. They look through the telescope and see the castle. They look back and see Blablanadon on a huge egg.
Blablanadon: ZZZZZZZ… ?! Huh? What are you doing here?
Snifit 1: What are you doing here?
Blablanadon: To hatch this weird egg. ! Hey, it’s hatching.
The egg hatches and reveals Dragohoho.
Snifit 3: 0_0 OH MY DAD, AN UGLY DRAGON!
Dragohoho gets mad and hits Snifit 3 with a rock. Snifit 3 falls down the mountain with a Hoohoo Block.
Snifit 3: GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!
Blablanadon: Hey, that wasn’t very nice.
Dragohoho shoots Blablanadon away.
Snifit 1: SNIFIT 3! YOUR DEATH WON’T BE IN VAIN!!!
Snifit 2: Let’s jump this freak!
Dragohoho shoots them.
Snifit 1: Let’s go!
Snifit 2: Here we go.
Snifit 1 17/17
Snifit 2 15/15
VS
Dragohoho 80/80
Dragohoho starts spewing rocks and the Snifits start to run around like cowards. Snifit 1 jumps on one of the rocks and then jumps on Dragohoho’s head. He shrinks. Snifit 2 shoots at Dragohoho and Dragohoho gets angry and spews a huge rock that hits Snifit 2. Dragohoho makes another huge rock and sits on it. Snifit 1 starts blasting it. Dragohoho jumps toward Snifit 1 but Snifit 2 shoots him. Dragohoho goes back to his stone but Snifit 1 blows it up. Dragohoho spews a fiery rock in anger and it hits Snifit 1.
Snifit 2: Quick, Bros. Attack!
Snifit 1 and 2 jump on each other and spin around while shooting out many bullets. Dragohoho gets hit many times by these bullets, and he gets mad again and spits out a huge rock, but the Snifits shoot two big bullets at the rock, causing the rock to break in half. Dragohoho becomes big again. The Snifits use drain and hit Dragohoho. Dragohoho screams in pain. Dragohoho flies into the air and spits out fireballs. The Snifits get hit by these fireballs. Dragohoho goes for a sky attack so the Snifits dodge it and Dragohoho destroys the rocky ground and falls into the water. Dragohoho then has a hard time getting out. Snifit 1 and 2 eat a Mushroom, +20 HP each. Dragohoho starts to get out of the water but the Snifits do the same Bros. Attack on Dragohoho. Dragohoho gets madder and slams the ground, causing a small tidal wave to appear. The Snifits run but the rocks from the wave hit them.
Snifit 1 12/17
Snifit 2 10/15
VS
Dragohoho 46/80
Snifit 1 shoots bullets at Dragohoho but Dragahoho shoots out rocks. Snifit 2 sneaks behind Dragohoho, picks up a rock, and slams on his tail. Dragohoho screams in pain, and as he screams he gets hit by bullets. He grabs Snifit 2 and eats him. Snifit 1 sees this and rushes towards Dragohoho. Dragohoho spits Snifit 2, and Snifit 2 hits Snifit 1. Snifit 1 gets back up and Dragohoho spits another rock, but Snifit 1 grabs it and smashes it on his head. Dragohoho gets confused and the Snifits again use the same Bros. Attack. Dragohoho spews fire on Snifit 2. Snifit 2 tackles Dragohoho but Dragohoho hits him with a rock once Snifit 1 makes contact with him. Snifit 2 faints. Snifit 1 starts flinging rocks while shooting bullets, Dragohoho can’t dodge everything so he is hit multiple times. Dragohoho spews out a huge boulder and lifts it.
Snifit 1: Now’s my chance!
Snifit 1 rolls a rock. Dragohoho dodges it but doesn’t see there is rocky land where he is rolling toward, so he falls and the boulder falls on his head, shrinking him and making him dizzy. Snifit 1 starts shooting him and no matter what Dragohoho does, he can’t get out. Dragohoho lets out one more final scream before he (literally) bites the bullet. He closes his eyes and falls down.
Battle over. The Snifits +80 experience points. Another level up.
Snifit 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Poor Bro. He fell to his death!
Snifit 2: Relax, Bro. You can’t expect our bro to die that easily.
Peasley: OW! What happened?
Booster: Who are you?
Peasley: The name’s Peasley.
Snifit 1: Hi, your princessness.
Peasley: I’m a prince!
Snifit 2: 0_0 I just died on the inside.
Peasley: -_- Listen, I heard there was trouble at the castle, and I need your help.
Grate Guy: Sure dude.
Peasley shines his hair.
Knife Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I’M BLIND!!!
Peasley: T_T Here, take this and go towards the castle. It isn’t hard to find.
Peasley gives them a rose.
Peasley: Ciao.
Knife Guy: Since when did you speak Italian?
Peasley: Ever since Mario came.
Peasley leaves.
Blablanadon: Hey, I’ll take you guys to the bottom.
1 minute later…
Snifit 1: ! I can hear my brother.
The group rush over and see Snifit 3 holding 3 shiny bullets.
Grate Guy: Where did you get that?
Snifit 3: I fell into the Hammerhead Bros’ house. Luckily for me, they were putting out mattresses where I fell. Then I told them to turn the Hoohoo Block into the bullets, and they did. Then they left for some reason.
Knife Guy: Well, let’s move on.
They go where Fawful’s rock is, and the Snifits destroy it with their new bullets. The group continue down the road. Suddenly Fawful appears.
Fawful: I have fury! The masked ones that I hate are advancing! Fawful must warn her Cacklettaness that the idiots are coming. Fawful will make sure they will pay. I HAVE CHORTLES!
Fawful leaves.
So the Snifits have crossed the border and restored Peasley, but is that how far they will get? Stay tuned for what happens next on Snifit X Season 4.