Grate Guy: THERE’S THE LAST HEART PILLAR!
They start rushing towards it but suddenly a magic blast destroys the road and the heroes fall but Snifit 2 activates his whip mode and grabs onto a block. The group holds the pure heart and it gets on the heart pillar.
Snifit 1: COOL!
The block breaks in half.
Snifit 2: NOT COOL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The Snifits get teleported to the Flopside tower.
Snifit 1: Wow.
Tippi: We must hurry.
Merlon: It seems the final showdown will soon come.
Nolrem: Only you five can stop Count Bleck because you believed in yourselves.
Snifit 3: Did you ever think we would be on top of this tower right now?
Merlon: Of course not.
Nolrem: No way, not in a million years, not in a zillion years, not in a-
Snifit Group: ):<
Nolrem: Of course you would make it here. (Maybe.)
Merlon: You are destined to stop evil. (Or made it here through luck.) You can’t give up. Tippi, I need to tell you something.
Tippi: No need to explain. I remembered everything. I need to stop him.
Merlon: Well good luck to you all. (You’re goanna definitely need it.)
Snifit 3: Right, let’s go.
The Snifit group go inside and the void grows bigger.
Merlon: Well there goes all hope.
Nolrem: Fools. Maybe if we taught them a few moves they might have stood a chance.
CHAPTER 8-1 STORMING INTO CASTLE BLECK?
Snifit 1: Well we’re here.
The Snifit group see that Castle Bleck is white now and has a smiley face in the middle of the castle.
Grate Guy: Woah. Come on, we have to move.
The Snifit group starts running and a bunch of Starburst and power balls are fired at the Snifit group.
Knify Guy: HOLY RAVIOLI!!!
Snifit 1: SALVATION IS AT HAND!
Snifit 1 pulls out a parasol with red and white stripes and a star on top of the parasol.
Grate Guy: What will that prove?! YIPES!
The Starburst and power balls just reflect off the parasol and hit the door in front, opening it.
Grate Guy: SWEET!
The Snifit group enter the door and all of a sudden two Sledge Brothers jump in front of them, shaking the ground.
Snifit 2: WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MY BANANA!!!
The first Sledge Brother runs towards them but slips and falls on his comrade, knocking them both out.
Snifit 3: LUCKY!
The Snifit group continue to walk through Castle Bleck until they reach a dead end.
Tippi: I recognize this place. There has to be a huge staircase here. Hmmmmmmmm. ! We need to lite the torches in a specific way.
Snifit 1: No problem.
30 tries later…
Tippi: No, no, no, no! It’s not like that.
Snifit 1: *pant, pant* Out… of… fire… power.
Snifit 2: I have a better idea. We still have some leftover magic marker.
Knife Guy: You can’t draw a staircase that big!
Snifit 3: Better idea.
The Snifits draw a rocket and enter it and it flies into the next room.
????: So yeh finally made it ‘ere.
O’Chunks: But it be too late. Meh boss will be the ruler of all these worlds. But more importantly I’m goanna ruff ye up.
Snifit 3: BIG TALK! I’M AN IDIOT BUT AT LEAST I WIN!!!
O’Chunks: YE DARE INSULT O’CHUNKS!!!
Snifit 3: I dare defy you!
Snifit 1: Bro what are you doing?
Snifit 3: You guys go on. I’ll fight this big lug!
Grate Guy: If you insist.
The Snifit group leaves and heads to the next room.
O’Chunks: I’m not like before. SUPER MACHO CHUNCK UP!!!
O’Chunks grows huge and gets even more buff, plus it looks like he can now do new moves.
O’Chunks: WRESTLING MATCH O THE AGES!!!
Snifit 3 and O’Chunks: BRING IT ON!!!
Snifit 3 VS O’Chunks
O’Chunks immediately grabs a huge part of the floor and throws it at Snifit 3 but he roll dodges and shoots 5 bullets at O’Chunks. O’Chunks gets hit but he doesn’t flinch so he grabs Snifit 3 and flings him around the room and O’Chunks just starts dancing.
Snifit 3: URG! POWER SUIT GO!
Snifit 3 gets hit by three lightning bolts but his Elec suit becomes a Plasma Suit. O’Chunks Double-Edges him but he gets hurt by the static. Snifit 3 shoots a Plasma Wave at him and he gets even more stunned. Snifit 3 jumps into the air and slams into him but O’Chunks actually grabs him and flings him around but O’Chunks still gets hurt because of the plasma but while Snifit 3 is bouncing around he crashes into O’Chunks. O’Chunks slams his fist into the ground and creates a shockwave, hitting Snifit 3. O’Chunks grabs another piece of the floor but Snifit 3 shoots out a Plasma Bill, hitting him, and he drops the huge block on himself.
O’Chunks: This be frustating! Time te knock it up a bunch!
O’Chunks slams the ground with his fist again creating a shockwave but Snifit 3 shoots a POW bill on the ground and the explosion sends Snifit 3 flying and avoiding the Shockwave. O’Chunks jumps after him but Snifit 3 uses his Wii remote and takes out a hammer and dunks O’Chunks into the floor and then Snifit 3 dive bombs into O’Chunks hurting him even more.
O”Chunks: That be it! I be giving mercy but no more Ye will be chopped like haggis!
Snifit 3: What’s haggis?
Snifit 3: OW! WHAT THE-
Snifit 3 VS O’Chunks
O’Chunks gathers all his strength into a punch and heads towards Snifit 3 but Snifit 3 quickly wall jumps and O’Chunks hit’s the wall causing part of the ceiling to fall on Snifit 3 half burying him. O’Chunks starts tightening his focus but a mini spark wave hits O’Chunck. O’Chunck gets furious he slams the ground with only one hand he creates an earthquake that damages Snifit 3 badly. O’Chunks takes out some bag pipes and starts playing badly.
Snifit 3: AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MY INVISIBLE EARS ARE MELTINGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
While Snifit 3 was being driven insane O’Chunks prepared a Falcon Punch and hit Snifit 3 into a wall. O’Chunks does a Giga Impact but Snifit 3 tosses a pebble in his path and O’Chunks trips on it and while in the air Snifit 3 uses Plasma Bolt and a huge Plasma bolt strikes O’Chunks. O’Chunks starts spinning and makes a tornado and Snifit 3 gets sucked up and gets hit 10 times but before Snifit 3 gets sent away O’Chunks grabs him and does an Atomic Pile Driver but as soon as they land Snifit 3 throws Plasma from his suit all over the room shocking O’Chunks badly. O’Chunks gets paralyzed for a moment just in time for Snifit 3 to start running around the room like crazy. O’Chunks finally gets out of his state of Paralysis but Snifit 3 jumps on him. O’Chunks tries grabbing him but the static shocks him so he instead smashes the ground in front of him sending him up and hitting the ceiling then O’Chunks punches him into another wall.
Snifit 3 VS O’Chunks
O’Chunks enters fury mode and Snifit 3 shoots a POW Bill but O’Chunks smacks it away then Giga Impacts Snifit 3 and sends him flying but O’Chunks goes after him and slams him into the ground and slams his fist into the ground creating an earthquake as soon as he lands on the ground. O’Chunks starts laughing but is cut short when 500 Bullet Bills start falling from the ceiling and hit O’Chunks. O’Chunks starts to feel weak.
????: DON’T GIVE UP NOW, IMBECILE!!!
O’Chunks gets back up and so does Snifit 3. O’Chunks makes another fist tornado but Snifit 3 throws a fire bomb in there and O’Chunks gets hurt by the flames and gets a small burn but that doesn’t stop him. O’Chunks does another Falcon Punch but Snifit 3 dodges it and O’Chunks slams the ground and stuns him then he uppercuts Snifit 3 into the air and slams him into the ground.
O’Chunks: It be time te finish this battle.
Snifit 3: How so?
O’Chunck: I’ve charged an attack from te start O the battle. Now to unleash it! ATOMIC FA-
Snifit 3: MY TURN! MY TURN! MY TURN! MY TURN! MY TURN! MY TURN!
O’Chunks stops his attack.
????: WHAT ARE YOU DOING,YOU IMBECILE?!
O’Chunks: It’s an RPG, great master. I have te wait till his turn be ovah.
????: MORON! DOUBLE MORON! THIS IS NOT AN RPG-
O’Chunks is hit by a huge Plasma ball knocking him down.
DOWN! 1...2.… 3.… 4.… 5.… 6.… 7.… 8-
????: GET UP! DO IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
…10, KO! THE WINNER IS SNIFIT 3! +7500 PTS.
Suddenly the Floro sprout on O’Chunks wilts and gets destroyed.
O’Chunks: gwahjagkjdghsahjg. What in blazes em I dong ‘ere…! EY WHO ARE YOU?!
Snifit 3: ! You don’t know who I am?
O’Chunks: Nope. I don’t have a single clue as to what be going on! Huh?
Suddenly the ceiling starts collapsing but O’Chunks holds it up.
Snifit 3: You’re helping me? Why?
O’Chunks: I don’t have te foggiest idea what’s going on but I know that only ye can stop ‘im. GET GOING!
Snifit 3: I can’t leave you to die here!
O’Chunks: DON’T WORRY!!! HUH?
In the other room…
Grate Guy: You hear that?
Snifit 2: No.
Tippi: Stay strong, guys. We must move on to stop Blumiere.
Knife Guy: Right.
Chapter 8-2 TIME IS RUNNING OUT
RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE!
Tippi: The void is consuming more worlds. We are almost out of time. We must hurry.
Snifit 2: Right.
The Snifits continue along the path until they run into-
Booster: Hey buddies!
Grate Guy: HOW IN THE UNDERW- Never mind, but why are you here?
Booster: I came to help you. Here, have this ! Block.
Knife Guy: What’s with the ! Block?
Booster: Hit it!
Snifit 2: Okay.
The Snifits hit it and they fall down.
Booster: Mimimimimimimimi. FOOLED YA!
The Snifits fall into the jail.
Grate Guy: Darn1 Now what?
Snifit 1: We have Dashell and a Starman!
Knife Guy: So?
Snifit 1 throws the Starman in the air and they become invincible.
Snifit 2: Do your thing, Dashell!
Dashell: With pleasure.
The Snifit group run at the wall and start running up the wall and break the ceiling above them and make it to the room above and destroy the locked door.
Dashell: That was a no-brainer!
Grate Guy: Look. Mushrooms hanging from the ceiling.
Tippi: I say it be best to avoid them. You could fall into a trap.
The Snifits continue but see a locked door.
Grate Guy: Knife Guy, you have a lockpick?
Knife Guy: Well, define a lockpick.
10 minutes later…
Grate Guy: Nice Kaboom there.
????: ! Well if it isn’t the Snifits.
The Snifit group look and see Klevar.
Snifit 1: Klevar?
Klevar: I came here to help you on your quest. Tell me what you are scared of and I can help you, as I know a lot about enemies. Now what annoys you the most?
Grate Guy: Idiots.
Klevar: More specific, please.
Knife Guy: UMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Klevar: Clubba, you say. Okay. What do you fear the most?
Dashell: Mega Mushroom.
Klevar: Mega Mushroom, you say. What do you hate the most?
Snifit 1 and 2: Punchinello.
Klevar: Puncha what? Um, Oooooooooooooooooookay. I will go to the next room to stop them.
Knife Guy: Well that was weird. Come on, let’s go.
They enter the next room and see a Clubba but the Snifits just blast it. In the next room they get a Mega Mushroom (the one from Mario Party 4).
Tippi: Why are you scared of Mega Mushrooms, Dashell?
Dashell: DUH! When one eats it they become 20 feet big! So I have to run away!
Snifit 2 picks it up and they enter the next room.
Snifit 2: ! OH MY DAD! IT’S-IT’S Punchinello?
The Snifits see a punching globe attached to a machine.
Snifit 2: … Okay.
They blast the machine to bits and enter the next room.
Klevar: NO WAY! You passed all those traps!
Klevar turns into Mimi.
Snifit 1: OH MY DAD! KLEVAR WAS MIMI ALL THIS TIME! Are all Star Spirits actually Doppelgangers?
Grate Guy: IMBECILE! She was pretending to be Klevar, you dope, and also Booster!
Mimi: GRR!!! How dare you pass all those things? You’ll pay!
Snifit 2: HA! You can’t put up a good fight even when you’re using your shape shifting powers!
Mimi: ! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Okay, I’ll show my true power!
Snifit 2: Guys, I’ll handle her alone! You guys have to stop Count Bleck before time runs out! Oh, and take the Mega Mushroom. You’ll need it.
Knife Guy: You sure?
Snifit 2: Positive. GO!
The Snifit crew go on.
Mimi: Now let’s get started. TRUE MIMI COME FORTH!
Mimi transforms into her spider form.
Mimi: MIMIMIMIMIMIMI!!! YOU SHALL FALL.
Snifit 2 VS Mimi
Mimi starts flinging rubies but Snifit 2 catches them using the whip setting on his Wii remote and flings them back but Mimi quickly clings onto the ceiling. Snifit 2 uses Electro Ball and hits Mimi, stunning her. He grabs her with his whip and smashes her into the ground, making her lose one of her legs.
Mimi: URG! This is only the beginning! RUBIE WAVE!!!
A huge wave of Rubies start cutting Snifit 2 but he uses Bullet rain and all the bullets destroy the rubies. Mimi starts spinning around the room and hits Snifit 2, but when Mimi stops a bolt hits her and she gets stunned and Snifit 2 grabs her with his whip again and flings her at the wall hurting her and making her lose one of her legs again. Mimi throws a Rubie tornado but Snifit 2 uses a Bullet Tornado and both collide throwing each others stuff back at them but Snifit 2 manages to fight the pain and flings around the room twice making her lose two legs. Mimi makes 20 Rubies appear on the ceiling and they fall down but Snifit 2 pulls out the parasol Snifit 1 had and protects himself but another Rubie wave comes and hits Snifit 2. Mimi clings onto the ceiling again but Snifit 2 shoots a bolt and it starts going across the room and hits Mimi unrepentantly. Snifit 2 grabs Mimi one more time and flings her at the wall then onto the ground with full force making her loose all her legs. Mimi starts exploding.
Snifit 2: Well that was easier than I thought. AHAHAHAHA-
SMASH! Suddenly a Thwomp falls onto Snifit 2.
Mimi: It-it’s not over yet!
Snifit 2 VS Mimi
Mimi disappears again and all of a sudden Snifit 2 is hit by a fireball and Mimi transformed into a Piranha Plant but she quickly disappears again but before Snifit 2 can react Mimi transforms into a Wizzard and shoots three beams at Snifit 2. Snifit 2 tries to stand up but she transforms into a Chain Chomp and smacks Snifit 2.
Mimi: And you said I was weak. Who’s talking now!
Snifit 2: SPECIAL SUIT GO!!!
Suddenly a bunch of bullets wrap around Snifit 2 and it transforms into armor.
Snifit 2: Now this is what I’m talking about.
Mimi transforms into Whomp again but when she lands on him she barely does any damage and Snifit 2 uses POW Bill and hits Mimi. Mimi changes tactics and transforms into Watt and shocks Snifit 2.
Snifit 2: BLAGIDIBLAGADIBLAGIDIBLA- That’s cheating!!!
Mimi: Says who?
Before Mimi can hit Snifit 2 again Snifit 2 activates some rocket boosters on his suit and flies off and Mimi hits the wall and is then hit by a Bullet Bill. Mimi transforms into Popple and starts running around very quickly and disappears into the Shadows. Snifit 2 starts scanning around but suddenly two Bob-ombs hit Snifit 2 and he falls down onto the ground. Snifit 2 shoots An Electro Orb at the ground and it creates a shockwave that stuns Mimi then Snifit 2 uses Static E and an electric wave hits Mimi causing her to de transform. Mimi quickly makes a Rubee hand grab Snifit 2 and Mimi transforms into Fry Guy and starts breathing fire on Snifit 2.
Snifit 2: HOT! HOT! HOT!
Snifit 2 quickly shoots a Bullet Bill in the air and it goes towards Mimi but it explodes and it drops a big Block onto Mimi squishing her and the Rubee hand crumbles.
Snifit 2: It still couldn’t be that easy.
Mimi: It isn’t.
A huge Rubee impales Snifit 2.
Mimi: I’M DONE BEING NICE!
Snifit 2 VS Mimi
Mimi transforms into Major Burrows and digs underground and Snifit 2 shoots a bunch of POW Bills at the ground but none succeed and Mimi quickly rises under Snifit 2 and slams him into the ground cracking his suit and Mimi hides underground again but Snifit 2 shoots a homing Bullet Bill in the hole and Mimi is hit. Mimi quickly transforms into Petey Piranha and flies into the air and spits some goop onto Snifit 2 shocking him cause of his suit. Snifit 2 uses bolt hitting Mimi causing her to fall down but she quickly turns into Wiggler and lands safely and rams into Snifit 2 but he quickly uses Iron Defense so Mimi gets hurt instead when she hits Snifit 2 and Snifit 2 uses POW Bill on Mimi. Mimi de transforms again and she can barely stand up.
Mimi: Y-you’re powerful all right, but this ends here and now.
Mimi quickly turns into the Big Lantern Ghost and blows on her torch, actually making the place even darker.
Snifit 2: HEY! WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS?!
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
Snifit 2 is being smacked by the lantern but Snifit 2 gets an idea and quickly sets his Wii Remote on Shake and Bake and fires randomly and one of the blast hit’s the lantern lighting up the place making it really bright but Mimi throws the lantern at Snifit 2 and it breaks and makes his suit catch on fire.
Snifit 2: OWOWOWOWO!!!
Mimi: Now’s the time!
Mimi transforms into a King Bill but Snifit 2 activates his jet pack and dodges Mimi, who crashes into a wall but before she can make a U-Turn Snifit 2 shoots a Banzai Bill. KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Mimi de-transforms and falls on the floor.
Battle Over. +7500 Pts.
Suddenly a Floro sprout falls from Mimi’s head.
Mimi: Huh? … Who are you? Why am I here?
Snifit 2: Wait, you don’t remember anything?
Mimi: I remember Nastasia came and-! We need to get out of here! … Huh?
Snifit 1: Did you hear something?
Grate Guy: The door won’t open.
Snifit 2: It’s no good! The suit won’t respond!
Mimi: Then what we’ll do?
Snifit 2: Well let’s just be glad we aren’t-
Suddenly the ledge breaks
Snifit 2: -falling towards our death.
Snifit 2 and Mimi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Back in the other room…
Knife Guy: This is bad.
Snifit 1: This can’t be.
Tippi: I know it hurts, but we MUST move on.
Snifit 1: Right, let’s go.
Chapter 8-3 THE GREAT MAGIC CHASE and BATTLE
Grate Guy: The void feels bigger and stronger.
Tippi: That’s because it is. Come on, let’s keep moving.
The Snifit group rush through the place, making Grate Guy’s ball grow huge so they can trample all the enemies, but all of a sudden in the next room they see a bunch of arrows.
Knife Guy: Hmm. What do you think we should do?
Snifit 1: THIS!
Snifit 1 smashes both doors open so they can skip it. They see the next door is locked but Knife Guy simply uses another “lockpick” to break it open.
Dimentio: He’s here.
Grate Guy: DIMENTIO!
Another Dimentio appears.
Dimentio 2: DUDE, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Dimentio 3: Fling Starburst?
Dimentio 4: We could do that.
Dimentio 5: Or we could even-
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
All the Dimentio clones get hit with lightning. The Snifit group notice they can go through one of the windows and they do but they see a huge mob of Dimentio clones.
Grate Guy: Uh oh.
Dimentio Clone: ATTACK!
They all start dog piling them but the Snifit group get out unharmed and simply grab the key while they’re not looking and get out and the Dimentio clones noticed they’ve only killed the Dimentio clone who spoke. The Snifits enter the next room.
????: At last you come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers.
Snifit group: ! DIMENTIO!!!
Dimentio: Oh what’s this! You’re missing Masked Idiot 2 and 3!
Grate Guy: We don’t have time for this, Dimentio!
Knife Guy: Yeah! Buzz off!
Dimentio: Sure, my friends.
Dimentio teleports away.
Dimentio: As soon as you can catch up to me!
Suddenly that weird symbol shows up.
Grate Guy: CRUD! Now how are we going to catch up to him?
Knife Guy: I’m pretty sure Snifit 1 here has something up his robe thing.
Snifit 1: Nope. Out of magic marker.
Tippi: Wait, I feel different.
Grate Guy: ?
Suddenly Tippi shoots a rainbow beam at the symbol and a ! Block appears.
Knife Guy: Sweet!
They hit the block and get teleported.
Snifit 1: ! Hey!
They see they’re high in the sky and see spinning blocks and Mushroom tops.
Grate Guy: This isn’t World 1-1 at all. This-
Knife Guy: -is World 1-5 from NSMB Wii.
Snifit 1: That’s the first time I heard you finish each other’s sentences.
Tippi: Hurry! We must catch up to Dimentio.
Snifit 1: No sweat! I’ve been playing NSMB Wii before this adventure started!
Snifit 1 starts
jumping through the blocks easily and so does Grate Guy and Knife Guy,
but they use Dashell for some help. They then get Propeller Mushrooms and
start flying through the course and hit the flagpole. They enter the little
fortress and get teleported to
Snifit 1: WOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I HATE THE WIND LEVEL!
Grate Guy: DASHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!
Dashell: On it!
They start running fast enough to surpass the wind and are able to stop the enemies easily. They still have the Propeller Suit so they fly through the stage again and make it to the secret exit.
Grate Guy: LOOK! We’re already on the big slide part!
Knife Guy: Look! Penguin Suits!
Dashell: Let’s get really sliding!
The Snifit group starts sliding and with Dashell they go so fast. When they reach the ramp they go flying and skip the second part and immediately land on the flagpole.
Tippi: It’s a Cheep Cheep bridge.
Dashell: I always hated those levels.
Grate Guy: Well let’s run!
The Snifit group starts running but about halfway through the level they get hit by Cheep Cheeps and lose their Penguin Suit. Luckily when they hit the block with the Starman they get a Mega Star instead and trample the area with ease.
Dashell; Oh dear. I fear if you run too fast you could fall into that purple stuff.
Grate Guy: This is bad.
Grate Guy gets on one of the logs but his ball falls in the toxic goop but Dashell makes him run fast enough to get across as well as Knife Guy and Snifit 3, but they still have trouble getting through the place but once they pass the log place they grab a Propeller Mushroom and pass the place.
Tippi: The place has been destroyed.
Knife Guy: *gulp* Well Dashell, do your thing.
They run through the broken landscape and manage to find the fortress still somewhat intact.
Grate Guy: Where are we?
The Snifit group ducks and a drill nearly gets them.
Tippi: Be extremely careful here. I fear Dimentio is done toying around with us.
Snifit 1 jumps to a platform but a drill comes up and hits him, making him become tiny but he quickly moves along and makes it to a safe platform. Dashell helps Grate Guy and Knife Guy get across without getting hurt. They hit a ? Block and Snifit 1 becomes big again and the jester bros. get propeller suits. They move past the spikes but suddenly three huge spikes come down at the same time and they see they have to fly through the area.
Tippi: … I fear he may have cheated in this part.
Dashell: Don’t worry. It’s just like my motto.
Snifit 1: Which is?
Dashell: Running solves all of life’s problems.
Knife Guy: NO IT DOESN’T!!!
Dashell: Well just run and you will make it.
Grate Guy: Worth a try.
Snifit group: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SNAP! CRUNCH! SMASH! SQUISH! THUD!
Snifit 1: Wow. Good thing we landed on these Sledge Brothers.
Grate Guy: Let’s move.
They enter the door and get sucked in and teleported back into the Castle.
Dimentio: Enjoying my game?
Grate Guy: ENOUGH, DIMENTIO!!!
Knife Guy: Yeah! We need to stop Bleck!
Dimentio: I know. That’s why I want you to stop him. I need your help.
Snifit 1: Why do you want us to stop Count Bleck?
Dimentio: Because he wants to keep all worlds in ruin! He’s gone mad with revenge! He’s truly turned evil!!!
Tippi: No. Not Blumiere.
Dimentio: So join me and together we will save the world.
Snifit 1: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Tempting.
Tippi: I don’t think we should trust Dimentio.
Dimentio: ... Don’t believe me? But trust, it is the tasty paste that holds civilization together! How does this strike you? Defeat the Count and I will give you a very rare card. Does that entice you?
Grate Guy: Hmm. A rare card, but, why are you bribing us?
Tippi: Because he’s evil, guys! Don’t buy into this!
Dimentio: You are like a sad, meager sack that has deflated and lost all of its trust! Perhaps a signed bottle of my fragrance, Demented by Dimentio, will sway you? People will stand in ovation whenever you enter a room! Now will you fight with me?
Knife Guy: Hmm. Interesting but-
Tippi: GUYS! NO! THIS MAN TRIED TO KILL ME!!! HE MUST BE THE TRUE EVIL ONE!!!
Dimentio: YOU ARE THE HEROES!!! ARE YOU GOING TO LET A STUPID LITTLE BUTTERFLY BUG YOU?! NOW FIGHT WITH ME!!!
Grate Guy: NO!
Dimentio: YOU FOOLS!!! But this offer, it drips of generosity! With the Chaos Heart in our hands, we can rule every world! Do you still refuse?
Grate Guy: YES!
Knife Guy: Forget it!
Snifit 1: No way!
Dimentio: So you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. For that, your games end. I think I'll start with pink and yellow freak. Those no-talent clowns’ ugly faces would make good firewall trophies.
Grate Guy: NO TALENT?!
Knife Guy: UGLY?!
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: THESE CLOWNS ARE ALL GRATE and KNIFE!!! Snifit 1, go save the world! We’ll take care of this loser!
Snifit 1: … O-okay guys.
Snifit 1 leaves.
Dimentio: And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!
Jester Bros. VS DIMENTIO
Dimentio immediately makes 3 clones appear and they throw 5 Starburst but Knife Guy gets a Double Knife Saber and spins it really fast and reflects them all back but Dimentio dodges but he is hit by a fireball from Grate Guy. Dimentio quickly teleports away but all of the sudden Dimension Boxes are around Grate Guy and Knife Guy.
Dimentio: AHA HA HA HA!!! CIAO!
A bunch of huge explosions hit Grate Guy and Knife guy but they quickly get up but a huge hand grabs Knife Guy and starts squeezing him but Grate Guy uses PK Thunder omega and only 3 lightnings hit Dimentio but once Knife Guy got freed he stabs Dimentio three times but Dimentio quickly teleports again. Suddenly 10 Starburst appear on the ceiling and they all fall down but Knife Guy blocks all of them. Dimentio makes a Blue Starburst appear and he throws it at the wall and it starts bouncing around at super speed and Dimentio flips into 3-D. Knife Guy tries to block it but it makes a huge explosion that injures Knife Guy. Grate Guy heals his brother quickly.
Dimentio: AHA HA HA HA HA!!! IS THIS THE STRENGTH ALL YOU CAN MUSTER? PATHETIC!!!
Grate Guy throws three fireballs but Dimentio just flips into 3-D. Knife Guy uses Knife Tornado and a huge tornado made of knives appear that actually pulls Dimentio in and starts cutting him repeatedly but he makes an explosion and sends all the knives flying but the bros. duck and dodged it.
Dimentio: Hmmm. Looks like you still have some strength but it won’t take you far!
Grate Guy: Don’t catch your chickens before they hatch you freak!!!
Jester Bros. VS DIMENTIO
Dimentio starts waving his hands in weird motions and all of the sudden Grate Guy and Knife Guy feel sluggish and dizzy. Grate Guy throws a bunch of fireballs but misses by a mile and so does Knife Guy when he throws his knives at Dimentio. Dimentio makes his dimensional boxes again and blows the bros up but Grate Guy immediately snaps out of it and uses Psycho Boost and a huge blast of psychic power hits Dimentio then Knife Guy makes a huge sword appear and slices Dimentio but he teleports and makes 4 clones appear but Knife Guy uses Blizzard and a blizzard storm hits everything but Dimentio manages to escape the cold except his clones but suddenly Grate Guy focuses enough and uses Focus Blast and a huge orb of power strikes down Dimentio and Grate Guy kicks a spike bal, at Dimentio which impales him and then explodes on him then Knife Guy makes an icicle appear on his hand and stabs Dimentio. Dimentio starts glowing white and releases all the pain in an explosion that hurts the bros. Dimentio makes Dimension D appear and a bunch of clones appear.
Dimentio: AHA HA HA HA HA!!! CHECKMATE!!!
Grate Guy: Not for long! Knife Guy!
Knife Guy: It’s time, isn’t it?
The jesters make a huge box appear and morph together and make a super jester riding a 2 ton weight iron ball.
Dimentio: Interesting. Then these two are the ones I need.
Jester Bros. VS DIMENTIO
All the Dimentio clones throw blue Starburst but they make a magic barrier that just reflects the attacks but Dimentio makes his fist huge and smashes them into a wall then throws a huge starburst at them then makes a huge Fire Spin on them and finally makes a huge Dark Star appear and flings it at them making a huge explosion.
Dimentio: *huff, puff* I don’t think even they could survive tha-
Suddenly a hugger iron fist hits Dimentio and he hit’s the wall with sheer force then he is grabbed and being juggled around super fast that he eventually hit’s the ceiling and then dunked into the ground. Dimentio’s eyes turn black and he smashes the ground and a huge dark aura explosion hit’s the Jester Bros then Dimentio throws a huge ice beam but the Jester Bros make a barrier that protects them. Dimentio makes a huge pillar hit them from underneath and throws 30 Blue starburst but only 10 hit the huge Jester. Dimentio throws a huge Starburst but the jester pulls out a card with an ace on it and reflects it and it hits Dimentio then they throw the card at him which cuts him. Dimentio uses Dark Pulse but the jester simply grabs it and extinguishes. Dimentio falls down but they kick the iron ball at Dimentio before he could do anything.
Battle Over. +7500 Pts.
Dimentio: UNCLE! UNCLE I CRY!!!
Grate Guy: See that, Dimentio? We are the best!!!
Knife Guy: Underestimated us?
Dimentio: Not at all. All I needed was to look at your power level, and now I see I can’t lose.
Dimentio makes a huge dimension box appear all over them.
Knife Guy: What are you doing?!
Dimentio: Now we will all taste the agony of game over by magic!
Grate Guy: NO! NO!
Dimentio: Aha ha ha ha ha!!! Ciao!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!!!
Snifit 1: ! No. Not them too…
Tippi: … We must end this now.
Snifit 1: Right.
Chapter 8-4 ROAD TO COUNT BLECK
Dashell: I’m guessing all worlds will soon come to an end.
Tippi: We have to reach Blumiere before all worlds come to an end.
Snifit 1: Right.
Snifit 1 starts jumping through the platforms easily using his Propeller Mushroom he saved up but when he reaches the huge maze a dark lightning bolt strikes Snifit 1, making him lose it.
Tippi: Blumiere knows you’re here.
Snifit 1: This maze looks complicated. How are we goanna get out of here?
Tippi: ! Wait, I know a shortcut!
Snifit 1: You do?
Tippi: Yeah! It’s this way.
Tippi gets to the end and shoots a rainbow beam at one of the paintings and a secret door appears. Snifit 1 enters and he is already at the staircase. Snifit 1 starts running up but when he reaches the top a huge Black Orb hits the place, barely missing Snifit 1.
Snifit 1: What in blazes?
????: BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO SEE ME AGAIN HUH?!
Suddenly the staircases rise up and turns into a straight path, making the room just a flat place.
Tippi: It can’t be.
Suddenly the Elite D. Magibot appears.
Snifit 1: It’s the Elite D. Magibot.
???: Please just call me Wizzmeir! Tremble as I destroy you! And this time you don’t have your friends to back you up!
Snifit 1: BRING IT!
SNIFIT 1 VS WIZZMEIR
Wizzmeir make clones of himself and they all shoot Black orbs at Snifit 1 but he jumps over them and shoots one of the clones but instead it turns into a Bob-omb and hits Snifit 1. Wizzmeir starts teleporting all over the place and leaves another bomb beside Snifit 1 but Snifit 1 uses Dashell to escape from the explosion and he hits Wizzmeir but it turns out that its just a D. Goomba. Wizzmeir appears behind Snifit 1 and fires a Dark Beam at him horribly damaging Snifit 1. Wizzmeir prepares another Black Orb but Snifit 1 uses Dashell to dodge it and starts shooting multiple bullets at him but he quickly teleports after getting hit 10 times. Suddenly four Wizzmeir appear and are surrounding Snifit 1. Snifit 1 shoots one of them but it turns out as a fake and the real one shoots an orb at him. Wizzmeir teleports again and four surround Snifit 1 again. Snifit 1 looks around sees one spinning around and he shoots a POW Bill and hits Wizzmeir. Wizzmeir teleports away and appears on the ceiling and starts tossing bombs down but Snifit 1 uses Bolt but Wizzmeir blocks it.
Wizzmeir: All elemental attacks are useless against me!
Wizzmeir throws an ice beam from his hand but Dashell makes Snifit 1 runs fast enough he dodges it. Wizzmeir throws three fireballs but Snifit 1 dodges it and uses Bullet Tornado and he gets caught in it but breaks out easily but a POW Bill hits him. Wizzmeir teleports again.
Dashell: Wouldn’t it be a good idea to activate your special power?
Snifit 1: I can’t, it’s an elemental power and he absorbs all elemental attacks!
SNIFIT 1 VS. WIZZMEIR
Wizzmeir appears again and uses Flame Wall but Dashell makes him run so fast Snifit 1 is running on the ceiling so Snifit 1 tackles Wizzmeir down and uses POW Bill and Wizzmeir hit’s the wall and Snifit 1 kicks him in the face but Wizzmeir throws another Dark Beam at Snifit 1 after he attacked him. Snifit hit’s the ceiling and falls down. Wizzmeir creates 10 orbs around him and starts flinging them around in all directions but Dashell makes Snifit 1 run towards him at Super Speed and headbutts him into the wall then shoots another POW Bill but Wizzmeir quickly teleports. Snifit 1 gets an idea and points his Wii Remote at him and a 1 hand appears and grabs Wizzmeir and starts slamming him around but he breaks free and shoots two dark beams at Snifit 1 but he only dodges one. Wizzmeir starts glowing red and red eyes appear on his face and lava starts bursting from the floor burning Snifit 1.
Wizzmeir: NOW I GOT YOU!
Wizzmeir makes a huge Ice storm on his hands then releases the ice storm freezing half of the room. Wizzmeir looks around but doesn’t see Snifit 1.
Wizzmeir: What in the-
Snifit 1 activates Light saber mode and slashes Wizzmeir and brings him down and does a multi stab but Wizzmeir does a dark explosion to throw Snifit 1 away.
Wizzmeir: You are stronger than I thought you’d be. But now Play time’s over. I’LL BE THE ONE TO TAKE YOU DOWN!!!
Wizzmeir makes a fireball, a ice ball, and a electric ball around him.
SNIFIT 1 VS WIZZMEIR
Snifit 1 shoots three Bullet Bills but Wizzmeir teleports and shoots the three orbs at him but only the fire orb manages to hit him. Wizzmeir starts raising his fist into the air and a bunch of boulders start crashing into the room and start burying Snifit 1.
Wizzmeir: WATER BLAST!
Suddenly a bunch of water starts steaming from the room so much a huge Explosion occurs sending Snifit 1 flying.
Suddenly a huge fireball appears in the room and spreads fire everywhere, burning Snifit 1 horribly.
Wizzmeir: ICE ROCK!
A huge ice block appears in the room and crashes into Snifit 1, dunking him into the floor.
A huge thunderbolt strikes Snifit 1, paralyzing him horribly.
Wizzmeir: Time for the kill. BLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSTT!!!
A huge explosion occurs where Snifit 1 is and he falls down nearly half dead and Wizzmeir picks him up and prepares his DARK FINISH.
Wizzmeir: Any last words, you pest?!
Snifit 1: IT’S SHOW TIME!
Snifit 1 eats the Mega Mushroom that Snifit 2 gave him and grows huge and the Dark Beam does little damage to him. Snifit 1 punches Wizzmeir away and he hit’s the wall and before he can teleport away he is dunked into the ground and kicked into the wall.
Snifit 1: My turn. BANZAI BILL!!!
Snifit 1 shoots a Banzai Bill at Wizzmeir at full speed.
Wizzmeir: Ow. Huh? HOLY-
Battle Over. +7500
Wizzmeir: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! D-don’t th… ink y-you won y…you bumbling idiot! I will be back one day… when my master has… kill…e…d you a…l…l.
Wizzmeir starts burning up and disappears.
Snifit 1: *huff, puff*
A huge dark door appears with an evil smiley face.
Dashell: *gulp* Do we have to go?
Tippi: Yes, we must stop Blumiere now.
They open the door and a dark void sucks them in.
AND SO THE FINAL BATTLE IS NEAR! WILL SNIFIT 1 BE ABLE TO FINISH COUNT BLECK OFF AND SAVE THE WORLD? OR WILL ALL WORLDS BE IN RUIN FOREVER? FIND OUT IN THE FINAL INSTALLMENT OF SNIFIT X SEASON 5 SUPER PAPER SNIFIT.