Chapter 9: The Most Dangerous Games
Giga Lakitu made himself and his plans known to Violet, Rudy, Boshi, and P.T. On their way to stop him, Admiral Bobbery appeared to lend his assistance. Larry also joined them again, but Giga Lakitu had them warped out of his way. Meanwhile, Goomba had to keep track of Larry’s mercenaries, the Karate Duo Number 1. Then they ran into Syrup and her pirates. What will happen next?
<Opening: Hologram, by Nico Touches the Walls>
Boshi wakes up on Lineland Road.
Boshi: ... This isn’t the ocean.
Bobbery’s voice: No it’s not. I say, could you help me down?
Boshi finds Bobbery in a tree.
Boshi: HA! Oh fine...
Boshi gets Bobbery out of the tree.
Boshi: What happened?
Bobbery: Well that fiend warped us into some kind of wormhole, my lad. But when you tried to court Ms. Violet, Rudy... err... “accidentally” knocked you into some other exit and you knocked me into it by mistake, so here we are. I don’t know where anyone else is.
Bestovius: Hey, want to learn how to flip dimensions? My last client saved the worlds, how about you?
Boshi: Nah, we’re good.
Meanwhile in Yold Town...
Violet: Ow...
Rudy: Where are we now?
Fliperson: You’re in Yold Town! We here on Mt. Lineland always welcome visitors after the last person to visit ended up saving the world!
Violet: Wow! Say Rudy, what was going on there with Boshi in the wormhole?
Rudy: What do you mean?
Violet: He was trying to tell me something but I couldn’t hear. Then you knocked him into the wall and he knocked Bobbery into the wall, and they fell out of the wormhole.
Rudy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Accident?
Violet: ... Right...
Meanwhile in Yold Desert...
P.T.: Ow.
???: Well, well, well...
P.T. looks up from lying face down in the sand. It’s Victor.
P.T.: AAAAH! What are you doing here?!
Victor: A fat Lakitu got in my way. I tried to kill him and he sent me here. But I suppose now I can have my revenge, at long, long last. And this time you’re all alone.
P.T.: Aw crud.
In Yold Ruins, Larry wakes up in the desert where Fracktail once was.
Larry: My head! I can’t believe that idiot got us separated from the others just because he thought he saw something shiny! When I get my claws on him-
Muffled voice: Hello!
Larry notices an orange-red Snifit.
Larry: Who are you?
Snifit: *muffled*
Larry: Pyro Guy? Why do they-
Pyro Guy accidentally sneezes fire on Larry.
Larry: Oh. That’s why.
Meanwhile...
Boshi: Are we almost there yet?!
Bobbery: According to that Squiglet, Mt. Lineland shouldn’t be too far.
Boshi: This is so stupid! BONK!
Boshi throws an egg at a block and a Mega Star falls out and onto Boshi. He becomes a giant 8-bit version of himself.
Mega Boshi: NOW WHAT?!
Bobbery: By Blabberton’s beard! You’re mega! Quick, destroy all the things in our path!
Mega Boshi rushes forward, accidentally stomping on Bobbery. He breaks all the blocks, enemies, and Goombas in his path until he turns back to normal at the end. He hits the Star Block.
“END OF CHAPTER!”
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Chapter 1-2: Afoot in the Foothills
Boshi and Bobbery are at the base of Mt. Lineland.
Boshi: Now what is this?!
Bobbery: Oh yes, we must get to the top and cross a bridge before we can get into Yold Town.
Boshi: OH COME ON! Well I’m gonna sing to pass the time.
Bobbery: No you’re not.
Boshi: But-
Bobbery: Nothing doing. I will explode.
Boshi: Killjoy. Ohhhhhhh-
BOOM!
Boshi: Ouch.
They eventually make it to town.
Rudy: Oh hi Boshi I didn’t think I’d ever see you again.
Boshi: ...
Bobbery: I say, where are the others?
Rudy: Well in the wormhole, P.T. saw something shiny and accidentally took Larry with him. I say we just keep going, we’ll probably find them eventually.
Bobbery: Good call, Rudy.
Meanwhile...
P.T.: AH!
Victor is chasing P.T. through the desert. P.T. gets into one of those squares that flips people into a rectangle, but Victor jumps over to the other side and attacks P.T.
P.T.: Ow!
P.T. falls to the ground and Victor tries to down-stab him, but the idiot rolls out of the way.
P.T.: Super Fist of-
He’s smacked by the sword and into a tree.
P.T.: Ow.
Victor: DIE!
P.T.: Super-
Victor stabs the tree and P.T. moves.
P.T.: You’re too fast!
Victor spins with his sword out, making P.T. duck. P.T. then dives into Victor’s legs, knocking the Koopatrol over. He then picks Victor up by the legs and slams him into the tree.
P.T.: Super Fist of the Nose-Hair: P.T. Arcade! ... And you two are helping!
Larry: Me?! Well, you’re lucky I found a way to go back to the previous level, you expect me to help?!
Pyro Guy: *muffled*!
P.T., Larry, Pyro Guy, and Victor all become 16-bit.
P.T.: Time to show you how hurtful a game can really be! First is an action game!
“PEOPLE HIT EACH OTHER GAME! - LEVEL 1”
Victor is standing in a city. They’re all still in 16-bit.
Victor: ... This is stupid! I’LL FIND YOU-
P.T. runs him over with a car, gets out, and starts punching him.
P.T.: Why you - Why you - Why you- Why you -
Larry appears and starts bopping Victor on the helmet with his wand.
Larry: Why you - Why you - Why you -
Victor: Grrrr!!!
Victor explodes, defeating P.T. and Larry.
P.T.: Ow! I bet you can’t beat me in a shoot ‘em up!
“AREA VICTOR SHOOTER - LEVEL 1”
Victor is flying a plane that’s shooting lasers at oncoming enemy ships that resemble Pyro Guy.
Victor: You’re just making me madder!
A stone Larry head appears from the ground.
P.T.’s voice: Boss time!
The Larry head starts shooting lasers, but Victor crashes his plane into the boss after jumping out of it.
Victor: Game over!
P.T.: Uhhh, puzzle?
“I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT TETRIS - LEVEL 1”
Victor is standing in a rectangle. Suddenly a whole ton of shapes made of four squares fall on top of him.
Larry: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAY THIS GAME!
Score:
Victor - 2
P.T. - 1
For added measure, Pyro Guy sets Victor and the blocks on fire.
P.T.: Now for us to catch up! Racing style!
“P.T. KART - LEVEL 1”
Victor is slowly riding a bicycle along a track.
Victor: Wait, what am I doing?!
P.T. runs Victor over in a car. So does Larry. Then Pyro Guy.
Victor: WHY YOU-!!!
Victor gets off the bike and starts running toward the three.
Larry: He’s gaining on us...
Pyro Guy: *muffled*!
Pyro Guy hits an item block and throws a red shell at Victor. Larry gets a Bob-omb and throws it back at Victor. P.T. gets a banana peel and throws it back.
Victor: AAAAAAHHH!!!
Larry: Direct hit!
P.T.: For good measure we’ll get him in a good ol’ RPG!
“STEPMOTHER 3 - LEVEL 1”
“New-Age Retro Victor attacks! Larry uses MAG Fireball! P.T. uses SFN Punch! Pyro Guy uses Multi-Fireball! Victor attacks Pyro Guy! Pyro Guy takes mortal damage.”
Larry: Run away!
“You ran away from the fight!”
P.T.: Time for a simulation game!
“SIM KOOPA - LEVEL 1”
P.T. appears in front of a house.
P.T.: Welcome back, guy playing this game! Your virtual stuff missed you!
Victor now resembles an average real-life turtle but with armor and a spiky shell. There’s a box that says “Level 23” next to him.
Victor: What’s going on here?!
Pyro Guy walks up to the tank. There’s a green crystal above his head.
Pyro Guy: *muffled evil laughter*
He breathes fire on Victor.
Victor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Score:
Victor - 3
P.T. - 3
“LOVELY ROMANCE, FIRST PERSON DATING - LEVEL 1”
Victor is annoyed and there are lots of P.T.s standing behind him aiming flaming arrows.
“Our handsome hero is in the middle of being assassinated. What will you do?”
Back in Yold Desert, a non 16-bit Pyro Guy appears to be playing this game.
Pyro Guy: *muffled*
Larry: You mean you’ve actually played this game before?!
Pyro Guy selects that Victor is warped to Romantic Picnic Mountain. There he’s subjected to a bunch of Spiny Tromps running over him. Now that the game is finished, they’re all back in Yold Desert and back to normal.
Victor: (I can’t believe this attack is working... He’s beaten me in four games and I’ve only won three...)
P.T.: All right, guy! Time for one last game!
Victor: (Good, then I’ll at least tie with him if I can win this!)
A bunch of boxes appear over Larry’s head: Solo, Bros, Run, and Item. He selects the Bros Block.
P.T./Larry: COMBINED SUPER FIST: BRAND NEW GAME!
Victor is warped to a graveyard.
“LARRY KOOPA ZOMBIE HEARTBREAKER - LEVEL 1”
Victor: Now what?!
Zombie P.T.: BWAAAAAAAAA-
He gets cut in half.
Zombie Pyro Guy: *muffled, but he probably said the same thing*!
Victor chops his head off. Larry appears with a sniper rifle.
Larry: Hasta la vista, zombie!
Victor: I’m not a-
Victor notices that he’s a Dry Bones.
Victor: ...
BANG!
Larry: I think I literally broke his heart just there.
“GAME OVER! PLAYER 1 WINS!”
They’re all back in Yold Desert. Victor pulls out his sword and runs toward P.T.
Victor: THIS ISN’T OVER YET!
P.T.: Yes it is, it’s P.T. fusion!
P.T. inhales Pyro Guy like a vacuum and becomes what looks like Pyro Guy but with P.T.’s humanoid shape and a black coat.
Fusion: Pyro Piranha!
Victor: YAAAAAA!!!
He tries to swing his sword but-
Pyro Piranha: SUPER FIST OF THE EYELASH!
He sets himself on fire and rams into Victor, defeating him. Victor falls to the ground unconscious as P.T. and Pyro Guy split up again.
Voice: K-O!
Larry: ... Well that was just silly.
Violet: There you guys are!
Rudy: We’ve been looking all over! What happened?
Larry: It’s not important. Let’s just leave already! Come on, I know a way out of Lineland through this ruins up ahead.
Boshi: Fine.
Boshi runs up to a star block and hits it.
“END OF CHAPTER!”
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Chapter 10: Team Fort Francis 2
Separated in Lineland after a wormhole mishap, P.T. found himself face-to-face with Victor once again. Luckily for him, Larry Koopa and a new friend named Pyro Guy were able to help out in P.T.’s attack - The P.T. Arcade. With Victor down and a way out of Lineland, everyone got together and started their journey back home.
The whole party is in the Bitlands.
Everyone: ...
Boshi: Gee Larry, this sure looks a lot like Flipside. Oh wait - no it doesn’t!
Larry: Okay, we took a wrong turn in the ruins, I’m sorry already!
Pyro Guy: *muffled*
Larry: That was uncalled for!
Violet: What do we do now?
???: Nerr... Nerr... Nerr...
Everyone goes to a nearby, 8-bit bush. Francis comes out!
Francis: Nerr! Who are you people?!
Larry: I’m a prince, that’s a coward, a wimp, a jerk, an idiot, an old guy, and... a Snifit.
Francis: Schweet! Do you think you can help me?
Bobbery: Whatever do you mean?
Francis: My fort! It’s been taken over! I need help getting inside! Grodus Chronicles starts in 11 minutes!
Rudy: We can’t get there in time!
Francis: Uhhh... I know, but it’s a rerun! The unseen season finale is on right afterwards! Please!
Larry: No.
Rudy: But Larry, I want to see it!
Bobbery: Didn’t you say that Grodus fired you?
Rudy: ... Doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy his TV shows...
Violet: Come on, Larry, we should help. Besides, his fort has a Star Block that can take us to Flipside!
Larry: Oh fine. We’ll help you. Just don’t make me regret it.
Francis: We just need one more person.
Violet: Why?
Francis: Becau- WHOA! You’ve got a hot babe on your team!
Rudy/Boshi/Violet: ...
P.T.: I don’t know if Pyro Guy’s a babe, but he is kind of hot to touch with all that fire...
Bobbery: I believe he was rudely referring to Ms. Violet.
Barry: Count me in.
Boshi: Now who are you?!
Barry: I’m Barry the Pixl. I don’t like having Francis out and around the Bitlands. It isn’t good for anyone, especially everyone but Francis. I’ll do what it takes to get him holed up in his fort again so he can stop bothering everyone.
Francis: Then it’s settled! Now, the fort’s been taken by blue Duplighosts, so let’s all wear red stuff so that we can keep track of ourselves!
Violet gets a red cape. Rudy, Boshi, and Pyro Guy are already wearing red. P.T. gets a red overcoat, Larry gets a red headband, Barry gets a red tie, Bobberry gets a red eye patch, and Francis puts on a red shirt similar to his normal one.
...
Violet starts beating Magikoopas with her axe.
THE HEAVY
Barry sneaks around Bowser’s old fortress (some troops decided to stay there) without being seen.
THE SPY
Boshi runs past the castle quickly so no one notices.
THE SCOUT
At the Tile Pool, Bobbery throws a Mini-Bobbery (Bomb Squad) into the water to blow up enemy fish.
THE DEMOMAN
Francis just stands there and looks at his wrench.
THE ENGINEER
Rudy pulls his glove and snaps it.
THE MEDIC
At the top of the Dotwood Tree, Larry shoots a fireball from his wand at one of the enemy Lakitus attacking. It’s a direct hit.
THE SNIPER
P.T. considers headbutting the Crazee Dayzee about to sing to him. He hits his own head with his hammer just to see how tough it is.
THE SOLDIER
THE PYRO
Pyro Guy breathes fire on all the enemies in the area between the tree and Fort Francis. Then there’s a shot of all of them together.
TEAM FORT FRANCIS 2
They’re all outside Fort Francis.
Boshi: Uh, what just happened?
Barry: Ignore it. I’m gonna scout ahea-
Boshi: No, I will!
Boshi looks inside.
Boshi: Uh, all clear.
Everyone but Barry goes inside.
Barry: Well I’m out.
When they’re all inside, Francis presses a button on the wall, dropping a cage over the party.
Party: What?!
Francis: This is hi-technicaaaaaaaaaaaaal! I can’t believe it actually worked! The Team Fortress 2 parody gets them every time, nerr! This is schweet!
Larry: You have five seconds to explain what’s going on!
Francis: I made up that stuff about the fort being invaded! I just wanted an excuse to get someone else here! Now I can have interaction with live people! I can have friends!
Party: ...
P.T.: I’m scared.
Bobbery: Me too, lad.
Pyro: *muffled*
Francis: No, I lied. There is no Grodus Chronicles finale.
Rudy: Drat!
Violet: Uhh, what exactly did you have in mind?
Francis: First we’d play multiplayer Smash Bros! Then maybe rewatch some of my old Super Galaxy Trek DVDs, watch the Japanese version of SuperMetal Alchemist. But the remake, not the original series! The original series isn’t canon with the manga! Therefore completely NOT hi-technicaaaaaaaaal! Nerr. And maybe after that we can discuss shipping.
P.T.: I’m really scared.
Francis: But before the festivities begin I must check back on my comment I left on that Youtube video. I made a real schweet comment about the amount of people that hit the “dislike” button on a video for some anime. It was so clever!
Bobbery: Stand back.
Everyone in the cage backs away from Bobbery and he explodes.
Francis: ... Crud, more people disliked it since then. What do people have against the Toadas Bros?! *looks up* Hey, that cage is indestructible! One time I had visitors, some hot chick used a bomb to blow up my dating sim! So I improved my technology!
Larry: Okay buddy, we’ll do stuff with you for... ten minutes.
Francis: No! We’re going to stay up all night and watch movies, preferably the new Tron one, then we can riff on it and talk about how the original was better because the first installment is AAAAAALWAYS better! Nerr.
Larry: ... Twenty minutes.
Francis: Meowcuffs, activate!
Metal leg cuffs appear on the party members’ legs, and they each have cat faces on them. Like this, :3
Boshi: This is lame.
Francis presses a button on a remote that causes Boshi to get a nasty shock. The cage then goes away.
Francis: Try to leave and you’ll get over nine-thousand volts. Everyone to Master Francis’s Fantasy Fortress!
Everyone reluctantly follows Francis to one of his fortress’ towers.
SecuriMeow: Please identify if you are the real Master Francis, meow.
Quiz:
1. Manga is better
than anime. Period.
True!
2. Every video
game should have wi-fi for online battles, orchestrated music, full voice-acting,
difficulty sliders, custom levels, and a buncha cruncha side quests.
True!
3. Games that
are rated ‘E’ are kiddy.
True!
4. Casual games
and casual gamers are the scum of existence.
True!
5. First-person
shooters are the most hi-technicaaaaaaal genre.
True!
6. This is the
sixth question.
True!
SecuriMeow: Welcome back, Master Francis. SecuriMeow missed you.
Giant Screen: MEOW!
Francis: Into the elevator!
They go up to the Fantasy Fortress.
Francis: Let’s see... So many comic books, yet not so little time at all! We have the rest of our lives to spend!
Rudy: Oh no!
Pyro: *muffled scream*
P.T.: I am so very, very scared! I wish Victor was here instead!
Francis: Hey, anyone want to watch the Nostalgia Critic and look for mistakes he makes so we can yell at him for it?
Bobbery: I do not understand all this technology. I’m a bomb of the sea.
Francis: Huh... I suppose you are the least hi-technical of my new friends. You may leave.
Francis releases Bobbery. The sea bomb runs off.
Bobbery: I’ll be waiting in Flipside!
Francis: Waiting? I don’t intend to let them leave!
Not hearing that, Bobbery tries to head to Francis’s main room, but the door won’t let him through. After narrowly avoiding the Kitty Lasers, Bobbery decides it’s just best to wait for the others.
Larry (whispering): Okay, apparently if we can convince him we’re not good enough to be his nerd buddies for life, we’ll be able to leave!
P.T.: Hey, that’s a poster for Magikoopa Bebop! I saw that once.
Francis: ONCE?!
P.T.: Yeah. The main guy was boring though.
Francis: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MANLINESS THAT IS SPINY SPITTLE?! GET OUT OF MY FORTRESS!
Francis releases P.T.
P.T.: Aww... Oh wait, no, that was a good thing... Yay!
P.T. runs out.
Francis: ... Nerr! I see what’s going on! You’re all trying to get out of being friends with me! This is not schweet! Not at all!
Rudy: If you let us leave I’ll promise to be online buddies with you when this is over.
Francis: Nerr, that’s what they all say! But it never happens! HEY!
Boshi grabs Francis’s remote with his tongue and presses the button that releases all their cuffs.
Francis: Nerr! This is not hi-technicaaaaaal! SecuriMeow! Lockdown!
Rudy: Uh oh.
Rudy tries to head out the door, but the doorknob shocks him. Boshi jumps out the window, which Francis quickly closes afterwards.
Francis: Prepare to feel my wrath! I haven’t been this mad since they made an English dub of Mushroom Ball Z!
Francis disappears.
Larry: Uhhhh, where is he?!
He’s hit in the back of the head with a wrench.
Larry: Ow!
Francis reappears and throws a wrench at Rudy, but he dodges. Francis then throws a ball, but Rudy dodges even more easily.
Rudy: If I can dodge a wrench, I can dodge a ball.
Francis: Activating Meow Bombs!
He disappears and some Meow Bombs appear in the air. They drop down, but Pyro breathes fire on them, causing them all to detonate before they hit the ground.
FLASH!
Violet: My eyes! What was that?!
Rudy: I think it was his camer-AAAAAH!!!
Francis grabs Rudy with his tongue and gulps him up.
Violet: Noooo!!!
Violet slaps Francis’s tail with her axe.
Francis: NERR!
He spits Rudy out and Larry blasts Francis with a fireball.
Francis: Nerr! This is not hi-technicaaaaaaal! No matter, I hacked myself some Level 20 equipment! My heart points will take all day for you to chisel away!
Larry: In that case...
Larry points his wand at a stack of video games.
Larry: Let us all go or the Wii library gets it!
Francis: NOOOOO!!! Err... Wii is too kiddy for my taste! Go ahead!
Larry blasts the games with a fireball.
Francis: Nerr! Err... No big deal! (Must... resist... urge... to... troll his... online accounts... as retaliation...)
Rudy: If you don’t let us go, I’ll... uh...
He opens the window and grabs Francis’s PS3.
Rudy: Chuck this baby out the window!
Francis: NERRR!!! THAT COST ME A SMALL FORTUNE!
Larry: Will you let us go?
Francis: Uh... I have... spares?
Rudy drops it.
Francis: NOOOO!!! Er... It was too bulky anyway!
Violet grabs Francis’s glasses.
Violet: I know you need these! Let us go or else I’ll break ‘em!
Francis: NOOOOO!!!
Francis falls onto his knees.
Francis: You have broken me, Axem Violet. And Larry Koopa. And other guys. We’ll all go to the Kitty Door...
At the door, Francis must take a quiz to confirm his identity.
Quiz:
1. Dubs are better
than subs. Period.
True!
2. Asking abridgers
when their next episode will be available isn’t as annoying as they want
to think it is.
True!
3. All games
should have guns, blood, and violence to be adult. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
True!
4. Fans generally
have better ideas than the creators.
True!
5. People who
don’t like achievements are just jealous of yours.
True!
6. Final Fantasy
VII is the best game ever of all time in the history of video games. Past,
present, and future.
True!
7. Real men do
speed runs!
True!
8. No items,
Fox only, Final Destination!
True!
9. This is the
ninth question.
True!
10. I CAN HAS
CHEEZBURGER?
True!
Francis lets everyone into his room.
Francis: There’s the Star Block! Now get out, nerr!
And they do.
Chapter 11: Shakedown
The party wound up in the Bitlands, where Francis had tricked them into staying in his fortress. Not wishing to be enslaved as his friends forever, they all found ways to leave. Soon they were released, now one step closer to returning to Plit. But will they be able to find and defeat Giga Lakitu?
Everyone wakes up on the Shake Schooner.
Boshi: ... Okay, seriously Larry, what gives?! These Star Blocks are all wrong!
Larry: How should I know why?!
Shake King: GRAA! MY BEARD IS DISTURBED BY THESE INTRUDERS!
Violet: Eek!
Shake King: BANDINEROS! TAKE THEM TO THE BRIG!
Bandineros: Okay.
A group of Bandineros tie up the party.
Rudy: And we’re just sitting here, letting them do it?
Eh. Anyway, they’re taken to the brig.
P.T.: Hey, why do you still have your cape on?
Violet shrugs.
Bobbery: By blubberly’s bifocals, I never thought I’d be taken prisoner by another ship.
Rudy: Well we are kind of intruding.
Bandinero: Hey, the King would like to see you!
Elvis: Athankyaveramuch.
Bandinero: ... Riiiight... Anyway, which one of you is the leader?!
Boshi: Basically I’m kind of a big deal.
Larry: You’re not the leader!
Rudy: Can it be me?
Larry: No! And P.T., don’t even ask! I’ll go!
Violet: Are you sure?
Larry: Why not? What’s the worst he can do to me?
...
Larry: OW!
Larry’s hit with a laser ball.
Shake King: I SAID WHY ARE YOU ON MY SHIP?!
Larry: I don’t know already! But I can tell you how we got here.
Shake King: MY BEARD AND I WILL LISTEN.
Larry: Well, uh, it’s kind of weird. We were on the sea near Keelhaul Key when we ran into Giga Lakitu. He warped us to another dimension and we messed around for a while until we just appeared on your ship.
Shake King: WE WERE JUST NEAR KEELHAUL KEY!
Larry: Oh... I guess it warped us to the same spot and your ship happened to be under us... If you could just give us a lifeboat or something, we’ll lea-
Shake King: YOU WORK FOR ME AND MY BEARD NOW!
Larry: Uh-huh, going just as badly as I expected.
Bandinero: Sir! Enemy ship on the horizon!
Shake King: GRAA! WE MUST ATTACK! THEY WILL TREMBLE IN FEAR!
Shake King grabs Larry by the neck and heads outside.
Shake King: LOOKOUT MINION! MY BEARD DEMANDS TO KNOW WHO IS APPROACHING!
Bandinero: Uhh...
He looks. It’s The Sweet Stuff.
Bandinero: Captain Syrup!
Shake King: PREPARE FOR BATT-
???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Goomba lands on the deck in front of Shake King.
Goomba: Ow. ... I’m an emissary or something apparently. Captain Syrup sent me over to get Violet, Larry, and the others.
Shake King: RAR! MY BEARD AND I WOULD MUCH RATHER KEEP THEM AND TAKE YOU AS AN EXTRA PRISONER!
Goomba: She said that she’ll give you the... uh... that bag thing... The one you had once... Umm... Bottomless Coin Sack?
Shake King: BY MY-
Bobbery’s voice: Blabberton’s.
Shake King: -BEARD! RRR... MY BEARD AND I MUST THINK THIS OVER.
*Two Seconds*
Shake King: MY BEARD AND I HAVE DISCUSSED THIS. YOUR CAPTAIN MAY BOARD.
The Sweet Stuff and Shake Schooner get close to each other and the Sweet Stuff extends its plank. Syrup walks over.
Syrup: Yarr, where be they?
Shake King: THEY ARE IN THE BRIG! WHERE IS THE BOTTOMLESS COIN SACK?!
Syrup: Them Karate guys are usin’ it right now. I will have a minion bring it over as soon as you release them prisoners o’ yers.
Shake King: GRRR... FINE. BANDINEROS! RELEASE THE PRISONERS!
The other party members are released and head to The Sweet Stuff.
Syrup: BLUE PIRATE GUY! GET ME COIN SACK!
Blue: Hey, Green wanted me to tell you that the Karate Duo were looking at the sack and-
Syrup: SILENCE! HAND IT OVER!
Blue Pirate Guy hands over the Bottomless Coin Sack. Syrup, Blue, and Goomba then run to The Sweet Stuff and sail away at breakneck speed.
Shake King: BEARD, WE HAVE DONE IT! THE BOTTOMLESS COIN SACK IS OURS AGAIN AT LAST!
Shake King opens it.
Shake King: POTATOES?! ... I’VE BEEN HAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Meanwhile...
Pyro: *muffled*
Rudy: Yeah, thanks for saving us. But why?
Syrup: Arr. Them Karate guys and the Goomba found Giga Lakitu’s hideout and wanted you to know that so you can pay them.
Duo 2: Yeah, give us money!
Duo 1: You had better have our payment.
Larry: Uhh, yeah... About that... How about I pay you both double if you help us with Giga Lakitu? I’ll pay you as soon as we get to Grass Land.
Duo 1: Deal.
Goomba: Sir, can you persuade this pirate into allowing me to go back home?
Larry: Not now, Goomba; Mommy and Daddy are talking.
P.T.: So what about that Lakitu guy?
Syrup: He be located... in some Galaxy far away.
Larry: What?! How is he supposed to conquer Plit if he’s not even here?! And how’d you find him?
Everyone shrugs.
Goomba: He may be hiding in a galaxy nearby to Plit, so we’ll start in World 1.
Boshi: Could he be back in Yoshi Star Galaxy? Best Galaxy ever, populated solely by Yoshis.
Syrup: Whatever! I’ll be takin’ ye all to land to find a way into space.
Bobbery: Rogueport would be nice, Fahr Outpost is near there and has a cannon.
Syrup: Whatever. Let’s just hurry before Shake King finds out the sack was fake.
Everyone: Huh?
Shake King’s voice: THERE THEY ARE! LARGE FRY, ATTACK!
Large Fry is seemingly catapulted over a long distance and crashes into the water near The Sweet Stuff.
Large Fry: OW! MY STOMACH! IT’S LIKE WHEN YOU JUMP INTO A POOL AND IT HURTS THE PART OF YOUR BODY THAT TOUCHES WATER FIRST! EVEN WITH THIS PAN UNDER ME IT HURTS!
P.T.: Ha!
Large Fry rises out of the water.
Large Fry: Time for a snack!
Pyro: *muffled*
Pyro tries to spit fire on Large Fry, but the fish moves out of the way and eats him.
Everyone: AAAAHH!
Duo 1: I think we must use... a super power.
Duo 2: Yes...
Both: RUCKY CANDY!
They start glowing.
Both: HYAAA!
They leap over to Large Fry and start beating him up.
Large Fry: Hey! Hey! No! Stop it! No! Hey! Stop! Get off! I’m not on the menu!
They both start forcing Large Fry’s mouth open.
Duo 1: Throw something now!
Duo 2: Or we sharr stop herping!
Bobbery: Um... I’ve got it!
He throws a Mini-Bobbery into the beast’s mouth. One of the Duo catches it while the other runs into the mouth, then jumps out with Pyro Guy. The other throws the bomb at the throat and jumps away.
BOOM!
Large Fry falls into the water.
“FATALITY. FLAWLESS VICTORY.”
Syrup: All right, lads, now let’s hurry so we can drop ‘em off already!
Will the heroes escape from the Shake King’s wrath? What about Giga Lakitu, what is he up to? I dunno.
Goomba: So, uh, can she take me back to Grass Land?
Larry: Nah, you can come with us.
Goomba: ...
<Ending: Let It Out by Fukuhara Miho>
To Be Continued…
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