"I'm bored..." muttered Larry. "I already spied on everyone in the building, not to mention in the Princess’s castle... Mmmm... those stringy things were sure good though..."

In Peach's castle...

"Hey! Who-a took my a spaghetti?!"

In Bowser’s Castle...

"Attention, all Koopalings! Please report to the main hall!" Bowser's voice boomed over the PA.

"Awww..." everyone sighed.

"Now!" yelled Bowser. "Hup Two Three Four! Hup Two Three Four! Hup Two Three Four!"

Everyone quickly dashed downstairs.

"Now, I have something very important to tell you all. When we were having renovations done last week, I installed a "Get-a-servant-to-do-it-other-than-do-it-yourself" Secret Slide Kit”. All you must do is race down the slide, trying to knock each other off, and finish in the fastest time. The winner will recive this bag of one thousand coins." Bowser waved a bag with a "$$$" sign on it to taunt the Koopalings. "Ok, now follow me. Hup Two Three Four! Hup Two Three Four..."

Soon...

"Ok, line up at the starting line!" shouted the king of the Koopas. "You may race on your backs or your bellies, but no magic wands are allowed. If I catch you cheating in any way, you will be disqualified and removed from the race track. And if you refuse to get off, I'll send Bow-wow after you."

Bowser grinned and pointed to a rather large Chain Chomp nearby.

Every Koopaling was making last minute preparations. They all grabbed some item to use to help them win. Ludwig took some axel grease, Lemmy took a spare ball, Roy took a pair of boxing gloves, Iggy took an extra pair of glasses, Morton took a microphone, Wendy took some of her lipstick, and Larry took some seeds and a watering can.

"Get ready...GO!"

Everyone slid down the huge hill as fast as they could, struggling to propel themselves ahead of the pack.

Ludwig took out his can of axel grease and slopped it all over his underbelly. He started sliding at a tremendous speed, passing all his other siblings. "MWA HA HA HA!" he taunted. "HA HAHA---AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Ludwig was going so fast that he couldn't avoid a cliff and he fell off.

Iggy was currently in the lead. "Alright!" he shouted. Then...CRASH! Iggy had crashed right into a wall and had broken his glasses. "Good thing I brought a spare," he muttered. Being careful not to cut himself with any of the glass fragments, he put on his spares and kept sliding.

Unfortunately, Lemmy was right behind him. "Boy, it's hard keeping your balence on a ball going so fast," sighed Lemmy. Suddenly...POP! Lemmy's ball had sprung a leak, and he went toppling over the edge. He had ran over some of the fragments of Iggy's glasses. "Good thing I brought a spare ball!" he shouted. Lemmy quickly grabbed his spare, blew it up, and floated up to the slide.

Larry was in third place, and was rapidly gaining on Lemmy. Suddenly he noticed Lemmy's ball floating back up to the slide. "Oh no you don't!" he shouted. He grabbed his seeds and watering can and grew a Pirahna Plant near the ledge. Then Larry took off.

Just as Lemmy was about to reach the edge, he noticed the plant. The Pirahna Plant showed off its sharp teeth. "Oh no..." muttered Lemmy. "You’re not going to..." The Pirahna Plant silently nodded, and then took a bite out of Lemmy's "ball"oon. "WAAAHHHH!!!" screamed Lemmy just before falling into the abyss below.

Due to being a heavy weight, Roy had pulled ahead of the pack, exept for Larry. "Ha ha! When I get through with you, pipsqueak, you’re gonna be gettn' ten facelifts!" Roy had gotten so close to Larry that they were neck and neck. The bully took out his boxing gloves and threw a devastating uppercut at Larry. Larry managed to duck just in time, and sent Roy plummeting off the edge. However, he managed to grab onto Larry's arm and sent him off the edge as well.

Wendy had managed to pull ahead of Iggy and was applying lipstick. Iggy was right behind her and pushed her to the side so he could get ahead, causing  Wendy to smudge her lipstick all over her face. "Look what you did!" she screamed into Iggy's face.

"AHHHHH! screamed the terrified Koopaling. Iggy, unable to stand Wendy’s face, immediatly jumped off the edge.

Morton saw her too, and jumped as well. Morton decided to take out his microphone and sing a little song while he was falling... "*Do*h! I fell off the edge and I feel *re*ally really faint. *Mi* oh my I'm *fa*r from the finish line, *so* at least I didn't* la*ck my *ti*me in the spot light. *Do*h!"

Wendy couldn't stand the singing anymore, so she decided to look at how bad her face was. She grabbed a mirror and the next thing everyone heard was "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Wendy also jumped off.

"Where is everyone?" muttered Bowser. "At least someone should be at the finish line by now!"

Suddenly, Bowser heard some screaming coming from up above, and then whoever it was coming from crashed at the finish line. It was Lemmy!

"H.. hey... I won..." mumbled Lemmy before fainting.

In the hospital....

"Hey, Lemmy, you’re coming to!" exclaimed Bowser.

Lemmy started to wake up. "Hey... do I still get that prize money?"

"Oh, you mean this?" asked Bowser, holding up the prize money bag.

"Sure, you still get it, and it's a good thing too."

Lemmy looked puzzled. "What do you mean?"

"Well, you didn't think I was going to pay for your hospital bill, did you?" Bowser tossed Lemmy a bill for one thousand gold coins.

Lemmy suddenly fainted again.

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