Bowser: Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Lemmy: Dad, calm down-
Bowser: Don't tell me to calm down! If you and Glasses Malone hadn't ruined my chances, I wouldn't be in this mess!!!!
Lemmy: Glasses Malone?
Bowser: Oh, I need to think of something!
Lady: Oh! Oh!
Bowser: Oh no! Oh no!
Lady: Is that how you treat all your guests?
Bowser: Oh! I'm so sorry! I thought you were someone else. I didn't mean to-
Lady: No, it's okay. So...
Bowser: Hehe, so...
Lady: Do you, wanna go on a date?
Bowser: (stammering, knees wobbling) YES!! YES!!
Bowser: Uh! I mean, that sounds nice.
Lady: Great! Here's my number. Call me!
The door closes behind her.
Lemmy: My work here is done. Good job, Dad.
Bowser: Thanks, Lemmy.
The next day...
Bowser: Doo doo doo da!
Lemmy: Hey uh, Dad, can I talk to you for a second?
Bowser: Sure. What ya need?
Lemmy: Well, it's just that me and Iggy
are going on a double date with Kissy and Cherry tonight, and we were wondering
if we could go to
the same restaurant as you and the lady?
Bowser: I don't see why not, so yeah, sure.
Lemmy leaves the room.
Bowser: Doo doo doo dee...
Iggy: I must make this funny! Oh, hey Lemmy.
Lemmy: Dad said we can go to the same restaurant as him.
Iggy: Oh cool!
Bowser: Okay, do I look good?
Lemmy: Yep, what about me?
Iggy: And me?
Bowser: All right, they said they would meet us there. So let's go!
The three leave. Wendy enters the room.
Wendy: Koopalings! Assemble!
The remaining Koopalings assemble in the main room.
Wendy: Now Daddy has decided to take this <i>fissy</i> and <i>veluvenous skunkbag</i> on a date. I can't let that happen.
Wendy: Because, <i>I'm</iD daddy's favorite girl! And always will be!
Ludwig: So... what does that have to do with us?
Wendy: You guys are gonna help me DESTROY their date!
Roy: Oh no! Nonnonononononononooooo! I'm not taking orders from a-
Wendy: Do as I say or I will turn you into frogs!!!
Larry: Yeah, turn us into the shape of your face.
Wendy: Ya see? It's too late for Larry. Now who ELSE wants to join their friend?!
Wendy: Good! Now here's the plan: We
use walkie-talkies to communicate with each other. We’ll hide behind bushes
and snatch food from
off of trays. Then we throw them at that skunkbag! Are we clear?
Wendy: Good! Now let's go!
At the restaurant....
Bowser: Two, please.
Waiter: Okay, right this way.
Lemmy: Two, please.
Waiter: This way.
Iggy: Two, please.
Waiter: Right through there.
Man: One, please.
Waiter: Oh, this restaurant is for couples only.
Man: I'm dating myself.
Waiter: What? Man, get outta here!
Man: *scoffs* Come on, me! We don't need this place.
At the table…
Bowser: So, what's your name?
Bowser: Ooh! Nice name.
Tammy: Yeah, my mother named me that because I had sharp claws as a baby.
Bowser: Interesting. Well, my name is Bowser.
Tammy: Nice name. How'd you get it?
Bowser: Oh, my dad said it had something to do with the word fire.
Lemmy: So he only does ten reps and took a picture of Wendy. But he's my brother, and I love him. As a brother.
Kissy: That is sooo sweet!
Lemmy: Yeah well- *bap* Ah!
Kissy: Lemmy! What happened!
Lemmy: I- I dunno! I think I got hit by a meatball! Oh man, my-
Roy: *psst!* *psst!* Lemmy! Over here!
Roy: SHHHHHH!!! Come here!
Kissy: Is that your-
Lemmy: I gotta go. Just one second...
Lemmy runs to Roy.
Roy: You gotta help me!
Roy: Wendy's running an operation to shut down Dad's date!
Roy: She'll turn us into frogs if we don't do as she says! You gotta help me escape!
Lemmy: Okay, well, here's an inflated Lemmy costume. Put it on.
Lemmy: And it comes with a ball, so if she sees you she’ll think it's me considering the fact that she knows I have a date too.
Roy: Thank yo- Wait!
Roy: I don't know how to roll!
Lemmy: It rolls manually!
Roy: THANK YOU!!!
Wendy: Where is he? Wait... is that Lemmy? Wow, what did he eat?
Tammy: So do you have a job?
Bowser: Well, no. I try out for jobs but people misjudge me.
Bowser: Do you have one?
Tammy: Well sometimes I volunteer at the zoo, but in general, no.
Bowser: What about kids?
Tammy: Um, I kinda miscounted yours at the market, so how many do you have?
Tammy: Oh... Do you have a wife?
Bowser: No. They’re my parents’ children. They were somehow held back as babies and didn't grow until my parents died.
Bowser: (That's what I want <i>YOU</i> to think )
Tammy: So uh, when do you think they'll bring us our food?
Bowser: Oh, I don't know. This restaurant is kinda slow. If we’re lucky it'll be a Christmas present.
Meanwhile with Wendy...
Wendy: Look at them, laughing it up over there. I bet they’re talking about what a loser I am!
Ludwig: I don't think they’re talking about you-
Wendy: Shut it!
Ludwig: I'm the only one here.
Wendy: Where's Moron?
Ludwig: At the castle with Larry.
Wendy: Where's Roy?!
Ludwig: Oh, he left about an hour ago. Via costume.
Wendy: Grrr... Well do you have the target?
Ludwig: I do, on Iggy.
Wendy: No! On Dad!
Ludwig: Haha! He's sticking spaghetti up his nose!
Ludwig: They’re just talking.
Wendy: Hit him anyway!
Bowser: And then the guy tells me to "smell his gas".
Tammy: He musta had a bad day or something.
Bowser: So that just proves- *bap* Owch!
Tammy: What the?!
Bowser: Ooh! Ooh! My belly!
Tammy: Are you all right?
Bowser: Yeah, what hit me?
Tammy: Looks like a meatball.
Bowser: Oh. My shirt! Imma go clean this a little.
Bowser leaves the table.
Wendy: She's there by herself, when I say go, we ambush her. I'll pie her, and you squirt her with mayonnaise!
Ludwig: Cool! This is fun!
Back to the table...
Tammy:: (humming) Oh! Hello, little one! You scared me for a second. You’re one of Bowser's children, right?
Wendy: That's right! His favorite one.
Tammy: *gasp* What are you doing?!
Bowser: Ugh! *gasp* Tammy!
Bowser runs to Tammy.
Bowser: Tammy, what hap-
Tammy: You need to learn how to control your children!
Bowser: Iggy and Lemmy?
Tammy: I don't know! The one with the bow! And dark blue hair!
Bowser: Wendy and Ludwig?
Tammy: Don't! Just stay away from me!
Tammy storms out of the restaurant.
Bowser: Oh my gosh.
Bowser starts crying.
At Castle Koopa...
Bowser: You too goovers messed up my
date with the only girl I ever wanted!!! Now she won't talk to me ever
again!! You guys are gonna
stay in this dungeon forever!!!
Wendy and Ludwig: *sniffle* Yes Daddy.
The next day...
Bowser: Hello? *gasp*
Bowser: Listen, I'm so sorry about-
Tammy: No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell, I just didn't expect to get pied in the face like that.
Bowser: But I'm also sorry, I didn't even know they had followed me. It won't happen again.
Tammy: Maybe we can try again tonight. Same restaurant.
Bowser: Really? Wow, you’re awesome!
Tammy: Thank you!
Bowser: You know what? I have a better place we can go.
Tammy: Really? Where?
Bowser: It's a surprise. I can pick you up and take you there.
Tammy: Okay! Here's my address. Call me!
Bowser: Oh, I will!
Tammy: See you tonight at eight.
Bowser: Okay then. Bye.
Bowser: *sigh* I am one lucky man.
To Be Continued...
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