Iggy’s Grand Adventure

By Iggy Koopa

Last time…

Twink: Thank you! I’m here to help you.

Lemmy: I wish I could be free!

Twink: I’m still not old enough to do that.

Lemmy: Ok, go tell Iggy the bad guys are on to him.

Twink: Okey-doke!

Twink flies away again.

Now…

Bowser: Great job! You now have 3 of them!

Iggy: Where’s the next one?

Bowser: Hm… Seems to be on Sirena Beach.

BJ: From Isle Delfino?!

Bowser: Yup.

BJ: Cool! I tried to takeover that place once, but that mean ol’ Mario stopped us.

Luigi: Yeah, and I couldn’t come on vacation with him!

Iggy: Forget it, guys. Let’s just get onto Isle Delfino!

CHAPTER 4: Sorrow on Sirena Beach

Iggy and the gang hop off a boat to see they’re on Sirena Beach.

Iggy: What’s this icky, paint-like goop?

Bumpty: It’s moving!

Kamek: Now boys, don’t touch that stuff.

BJ: That’s some of the goop I made. I guess I forgot to get rid of Phantamanta…

Iggy: Phantamanta?

BJ: He’s this manta-like thing that spreads electric goop everywhere.

Iggy: Oh.

Two janitors walk up.

Janitor 1: We mop all day, so the mess will go away!

Janitor 2: We mop all night, from darkness to light!

Iggy: That’s kinda annoying…

Janitor 1: We mop all day, so the mess will go away!

Janitor 2: We mop all night, from darkness to light!

Iggy: Ugh…

Janitor 1: We mop all day, so the mess will go away!

Janitor 2: We mop all night, from darkness to light!

Iggy: AAAAAAAAAH!

Iggy runs over to where the hotel should be. It’s not there. He talks to the guy in charge.

GIC (Guy In Charge): Oh yeah, the goop ate the hotel. Use that pump to get rid of it.

FLUDD is in the corner.

Iggy: We have too many party members.

Iggy begins spinning, which gets rid of all the goop.

GIC: Yay, you saved our hotel!

The hotel comes out from under the goop. Then, the skies go dark.

GIC: Oh no! He’s coming back!

Iggy: Who?!

A large, white manta lowers slowly from the sky. It’s Phantamanta!

BJ: Oh no! He has the Magijewel!

Phantamanta begins dropping goop everywhere! Iggy and his friends have nothing they can to do! Even FLUDD has malfunctioned!

Bumpty: Aaack!

Iggy: Get inside! Hurry!

Everyone runs inside.

Bumpty: I’m scared…

Bow: Some of my friends live here, if I’m not mistaken.

She does a crazy dance. A Pink Boo, a Boo, and the King Boo from the basement (he’s her uncle, not her father from before) come out.

Bow: Weren’t there more?

Pink Boo: Yes…

Boo King: Robert, Joey, Susanne…they were all eaten.

Boo: Only we’re left.

Bow: Well… maybe my army isn’t as big as it could be…

Iggy: Well, I could get some Yoshis.

Iggy does.

Kamek: These clones could help.

BJ: I could paint some Goombas.

Bumpty: And I can call my friends!

Soon, their army consists of 3 Boos, 3 Kameks, 5 Goombas, 2 Bumpties, and 10 Yoshis.

Luigi: … This is pathetic.

Peanut: Wait BAM! Some Bob-BAM-ombs could come in handy.

6 Bob-ombs join the fray.

Luigi: Let me add the final touch.

Mario runs in.

Mario: Wahoo!

So, their army is 3 Boos, 3 Kameks, 5 Goombas, 2 Bumpties, 10 Yoshis, 6 Bob-ombs, and Mario.

Iggy: … This is pathetic.

Bow: It’s the best we have. Iggy and I are team leaders. 15 of you come with me, 15 go with Iggy.

All right, final recap:

IGGY’S TEAM: 1 Boo, 2 Kameks, 3 Goombas, 1 Bumpty, 5 Yoshis, 3 Bob-ombs

BOW’S TEAM: 2 Boos, 1 Kamek, 2 Goombas, 1 Bumpty, 5 Yoshis, 3 Bob-ombs, Mario

Now, to the action!

Bow’s team starts on the roof. Her Kamek begins shooting beams at Phantamanta, which distracts him long enough for Iggy’s Bumpty to run around saving people with his ice balls. Phantamanta covers the Kamek clone in goop, so Bow’s Bumpty begins firing ice balls at Phantamanta. Since the ice is frozen water, it splits him up into pieces. The pieces do even more damage, including defeating Bow’s Bumpty. The people are all rushed inside by Iggy as Bow, her Goombas, and her Boos go out on the five Yoshis. Since there are five tiny pieces of Phantamanta, the Yoshis eat them all. But there’s still a medium-sized Phantamanta causing havoc. Iggy sends his Boo, Goombas, and Bob-ombs to a few cannons that have been placed around. The Bob-ombs are fired at Phantamanta until all that’s left of him is five tiny pieces. Bow, her Goombas, and her Boos repeat the earlier action and eat Phantamanta for good. Half of the Gold Hotel falls out of them. Iggy catches it.

Iggy: Only half… Where’s the other half?

Iggy and his gang clean up the goop and go inside.

Janitor 1: We mop all day, so the mess will go away!

Janitor 2: We mop all night, from darkness to light!

Iggy: AAAAAAAAH!

Iggy runs away and sees the pool. It’s locked.

Iggy: Why are people locked in the pool?

He shrugs and goes to the casino.

Iggy: Cool, a casino!

He notices his party members are already here. Kamek is playing the roulettes and cheating by using magic, BJ is painting Goombas that win him money, Bumpty is playing the roulettes, and everyone else is just walking around.

Meanwhile, some guy is eating Oreos in his room.

Some Guy: Yum!

He’s about to eat another, but suddenly it grows a face!

Oreo: AAAAAAAH!

Guy: AAAAAAAH!

Both: AAAAAAAH!

The guy throws away the Oreo, and then the trash can walks down…wait, did I read that right? Yes, I did. The trash can walks down to the casino.

Iggy notices a walking trash can.

Iggy: AAAAAAH!

Trash Can: Not again…

The trash can snaps open to show a giant Oreo with arms, legs, and a face. Iggy shrieks like a little girl.

Oreo: … I need a name!

Iggy: Uh… Oreo Guy?

Oreo: … Is that the best you can do?

Iggy shrugs.

Oreo: Fine, I’m Oreo Guy. Now I’ll join you!

OREO GUY JOINED! In battle, Oreo Guy can use Cookie Power! And Cream Storm.

Janitor 1: We mop all day, so the mess will go away!

Janitor 2: We mop all night, from darkness to light!

Iggy: AAAAAAAH!

Oreo Guy: AAAAAAAH!

Both: AAAAAAAH!

Shadow: WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!

Iggy faints. When he wakes up, he notices that they still need the other half of the hotel, so he gathers his partners and looks around the hotel. He soon finds a way into the pool.

Iggy: Uh… Hi!

Pianta Girl: Hi! How’d you get here?

Iggy: Hole in the ceiling that I tripped through.

Pianta Girl: Oh.

Iggy: Why’d you lock yourself in the pool?

Pianta Girl: So the janitors don’t get us!

The janitors trip down the hole Iggy tripped down.

Janitor 1: We mop all day, so the mess will go away!

Janitor 2: We mop all night, from darkness to light!

Iggy and Pianta Girl: AAAAAAAH!

Oreo Guy: AAAAAAAH!

Iggy: Stop.

Oreo Guy: Sorry.

The janitors unlock the door and everyone leaves. The partners jump into the pool room and then follow Iggy.

Bow: Let’s look in the attic.

They do. They see a bunch of giant Boos guarding the other half.

Bow: Excuse me, could we have that?

The Boos begin panting.

Bow: These aren’t Boos!

She rips off the costumes.

Bow: They’re Chain Chomps!

RPG BATTLE!

Iggy: 20/20 HP, 15/15 FP, 3/3 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP)
Vs.
Chain Chomp: 20/20 HP
Chain Chomp: 20/20 HP
Chain Chomp: 20/20 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Spin
Attack: Power Spin
Target: All
Effect: 1 Damage to Chain Chomp! 1 Damage to Chain Chomp! 1 Damage to Chain Chomp! Iggy lost 3 FP!

Kamek
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Swap
Target: Bow
Effect: Kamek swapped for Bow!

BJ
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Swap
Target: Oreo Guy
Effect: BJ swapped for Oreo Guy!

Chain Chomp
Attack: Bite
Target: Iggy
Effect: Chain Chomp can’t reach!

Chain Chomp
Attack: Bite
Target: Iggy
Effect: Chain Chomp can’t reach!

Chain Chomp
Attack: Bite
Target: Iggy
Effect: Chain Chomp can’t reach!

Iggy: 20/20 HP, 12/15 FP, 3/3 MP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP
(Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP)
Vs.
Chain Chomp: 19/20 HP
Chain Chomp: 19/20 HP
Chain Chomp: 19/20 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Magic
Attack: Big Bang
Target: All
Effect: 5 Damage to Chain Chomp! 10 Damage to Chain Chomp! 15 Damage to Chain Chomp!

Bow
Attack Type: Normal
Attack: Ghostly Scare
Target: All
Effect: All were unharmed!

Oreo Guy
Attack Type: Normal
Attack: Cookie Power!
Target: Chain Chomp
 Oreo Guy: Cookie… POWER!!!
 Effect: Chain Chomp was unharmed!

Chain Chomp
Attack: Bite
Target: Iggy
Effect: Chain Chomp can’t reach!

Chain Chomp
Attack: Bite
Target: Iggy
Effect: Chain Chomp can’t reach!

Chain Chomp
Attack: Bite
Target: Iggy
Effect: Chain Chomp can’t reach!

Iggy: Wow, this is hard!

Iggy: 20/20 HP, 15/15 FP, 1.5/3 MP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP
(Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP)
Vs.
Chain Chomp: 14/20 HP
Chain Chomp: 9/20 HP
Chain Chomp: 4/20 HP

Suddenly, the chains to all of the Chomps snapped. The Chomps barked with joy and ran off.

Iggy got 15 EXP!
Bow got 15 EXP!
Oreo Guy got 15 EXP!
Iggy leveled up!
Iggy can now hold 25 HP and 25 FP!
Iggy can now use Quake Jump!
Iggy can now use Tornado Spin!
Bow leveled up!
Bow can now use Boo Call!

BATTLE OVER!

The Chomps run off barking, leaving the other half to the golden hotel unguarded. Iggy grabs it.

Iggy: Yes! Magijewel collected!

They run back to Magijewel Mountain, where Iggy gains the move Sleep Inn.

END OF CHAPTER!

Meanwhile, Lemmy and Morton are waiting on Twink.

Lemmy: Ugh… I wish I knew where Iggy was.

Morton: I wish I knew where he was, too, because then I could tell him my speeches because I know he’ll like them ‘cause they’re Kooptacular like me and King Dad ‘cause me and King Dad are Kooptacular except King Dad is more Kooptacular which is hard to believe because I’m really Kooptacular but who cares King Dad’s more Kooptacular than anyone could ever- MMPH!

Lemmy shoves his ball into Morton’s mouth.

Lemmy: C’mon, let’s look around.

Lemmy and Morton go into the next room and get through the spike maze and the dark garlic room. The next room has a large computer with “TEC” written on it.

Lemmy: TEC?!

Computer: TEC-2. I AM THE RECREATION OF TEC.

Lemmy: Oh.

TEC-2: THE VILLAINS DO NOT KNOW I AM HERE. I AM SPYING FOR THE X-NAUTS, WHO ARE NOW LIKE SPACE POLICE.

Lemmy: Could you tell the X-Nauts we’re here?

TEC-2: SCANNING OPTIONS… YES. SENDING NOTIFICATION…

Lemmy: Just out of curiosity, do you have a transportation device?

TEC-2: IT ONLY WORKS ON LITTLE THINGS, BUT YES.

Lemmy: Transport Twink here.

TEC-2: TRANSPORTING… TRANSPORT COMPLETE.

Twink appears.

Twink: Hi again.

Lemmy: Transport Twink to Iggy.

Twink: That’s a good idea!
TEC-2: TRANSPORTING… TRANSPORT COMPLETE.

Twink disappears.

Lemmy: Now, how do you hide from the villains?

TEC-2 turns into a small room, making this look like a storage room.

Lemmy: Cool!

TEC-2: GET TO YOUR ROOM. THE VILLAINS ARE APPROACHING.

Lemmy and Morton quickly flee.

Meanwhile, Iggy and Co. have found out where they’re going (Klint’s Fortune Telling Shop) and are now talking to Twink.

Twink: Iggy! The bad guys have found out how close you are. You’d better find them fast!

Iggy: Why are you helping us?

Twink: Because Lemmy wished and I had to.

Iggy: Oh.

Twink uses a device TEC-2 placed on him and gets transported back to Lemmy, Morton, and TEC-2.

Luigi: You know, Iggy, we might be in trouble. I mean, we do have 4 Magijewels.

Oreo Guy: That’s true.

Iggy: Well… we can’t really rush. If we rush, something bad could happen.

Bumpty: But if we go slowly, they’ll catch us!

Kamek: There’s not much we can do!

Iggy: We need to just do this, ok?

Others: Ok!

Iggy: Good. Now, let’s find that ruby crystal ball!

They run off and find the fortune teller shop.

Klint Koopa: WeLcOmE…

Iggy and Co.: Hi!

Klint: wHaT dO yOu NeEd?

Iggy: We need to find the ruby crystal ball.

Klint: ThAt’S- OH FORGET THE CREEPY VOICE. You’re searching for the Magijewels, aren’t you?

Bow: Yes. We need to save Lemmy with them.

Klint: Well, my crystal ball reads… Huh?! Oh no! Something’s happening!

Voice: MWAHAHAHAHA!

Klint: It… it… it’s… I can’t tell! Some guy is here talking to you! Is that… Tatanga?

BJ: I killed Tatanga!!!

Klint: What’s going on?!

Tatanga (from within the Crystal Ball): MWAHAHAHAHA! I am not the man you are looking for. However, I do have something to tell you! You’re slowly falling for our trap…  But I can’t tell you what it is! Haha! Looks like you might end up in trouble, Iggy! Oh, and Klint! You could be in some trouble, too! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Tatanga fades away.

Klint: Oh no! What’s going on?!

Suddenly the crystal ball turns red.

Iggy: Isn’t that ruby?

Klint: … Yes.

Iggy: We found it!

The crystal ball grows limbs and evil eyes.

Iggy: … Or not.

CB (Crystal Ball): MWAHAHAHAHA! You are in trouble, Klint. I have falsely given you info!

Klint: So I’ve prophesied all wrong?!

CB: Yes!

BJ: I’m not Baby Ludwig?!

CB: Of course not! You don’t even look like him! Now, to battle!

RPG BATTLE!!!

Iggy: 25/25 HP, 25/25 FP, 4/4 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP)
Vs.
CB: 30/30 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Spin
Attack: Tornado Spin
Target: CB
Effect: 10 Damage to CB! Iggy lost 5 FP!

Kamek
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Swap
Target: Kamek
Effect: Kamek swapped for Oreo Guy!

BJ
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Swap
Target: BJ
Effect: BJ swapped for Duple!

CB
Attack: ???
Target: All
Effect: Iggy’s a scarecrow! Oreo Guy’s a scarecrow! Duple was unharmed!

Iggy: 25/25 HP, 20/25 FP, 4/4 MP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP
(Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP)
Vs.
CB: 20/30 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Magic
Attack: Big Bang
Target: All
Effect: 15 Damage to CB!

Oreo Guy
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Cream Storm
Target: Iggy
Effect: Iggy replenished 5 HP and FP and 1 MP! Iggy lost 1 FP!

Duple
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Duplicate
Target: CB
Effect: Duple became CB?!

CB
Attack: ???
Target: All
Effect: It’s completely dark!

Iggy: 25/25 HP, 24/25 FP, 1.2 MP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP
(Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP)
Vs.
CB: 5/30 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Spin
Attack: Tornado Spin
Target: CB
Effect: 10 Damage to CB! CB was defeated!

Iggy gained 10 EXP!
Oreo Guy gained 20 EXP!
Duple gained 15 EXP!
Oreo Guy leveled up!
Duple leveled up!
Oreo Guy can use Cookie Storm!
Duple can use Help!
Iggy got 3 Fire Flowers!
Iggy got 1 POW!

BATTLE OVER!

CB: NONONONONOnononono…

CB explodes.

Iggy: … I hope that wasn’t the Ruby Crystal Ball.

Klint: Heh… Of course not.

Iggy: So… you know where it is?

Klint: Yup.

Duple: Where is it?

Klint: I’m afraid I can’t do that. MWAHAAHAHAHA!

Klint grows huge and angry.

Klint: I AM TRULY… KLINTAGRAH!

Everyone Else: (GASP!)

Klintagrah: I HAVE TRICKED YOU ALL FOR THESE YEARS! IT IS TIME FOR ME TO SHOW MY FORM!!!

Lightning strikes.

Klintagrah: NOW, I MUST DESTROY YOU! DID YOU NOT EXPECT A LEADER OF THE CRYSTAL BALL?!

Iggy: Uh… not really.

Klintagrah: WELL, NOW YOU MUST PERISH!

Purple lightning strikes them and they all… NO! THEY DIED!!!

CHAPTER 5: The Reign of Klintagrah

Iggy, Kamek, BJ, and Duple are lying in the Underwhere. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Iggy and the other bad guys, Luigi, Bow, Peanut, and Oreo Guy are having fun in the Overthere.

Iggy: … Where are we?

Duple: We… died. We’re in the Underwhere. We’re villains.

Kamek: I have to agree. Klintagrah actually killed us!

BJ: So now what will we do?!

Iggy: Why aren’t we Shaydes?

Kamek: Maybe we should talk to Jaydes.

Iggy: Good idea.

Meanwhile…

Luigi: We made it to the Overthere! Yay!

Bow: I’m actually the most surprised. I wasn’t all that nice.

Oreo Guy: Well, I was just born a day ago. I had no time to be a villain.

Peanut: I BAM work with Mario and LuBAMigi, so I’m not a villain.

Bow: Wait! We aren’t Nimbis!

Luigi: … That’s a good point.

Bow: All right, since I’m a princess, I’ll lead us. We should talk to Grambi…

Meanwhile…

Jaydes: You aren’t dead.

Iggy: But we died.

Jaydes: Well, I don’t care. You’re not dead.

Kamek: But we felt very bad pain and our hearts stopped!

Jaydes: Not dead.

BJ: But our lungs aren’t pumping!

Jaydes: Still aren’t dead.

Duple: Even if our-

Jaydes: OK, ENOUGH! YOU’RE NOT DEAD. END OF STORY.

Duple: But I didn’t get an excuse!

Jaydes: TOO BAD, SO SAD! Go up and find your friends in the Overthere.

Meanwhile…

Grambi: You aren’t dead.

Bow: But we died.

Grambi: Well, I don’t care. You’re not dead.

Luigi: But we felt very bad pain and our hearts stopped!

Grambi: Not dead.

Oreo Guy: But our lungs aren’t pumping!

Grambi: Still aren’t dead.

Peanut: Even BAM if-

Grambi: OK, ENOUGH! YOU’RE NOT DEAD. END OF STORY.

Peanut: But BAM I didn’t get an BAM excuse!

Grambi: TOO BAD, SO SAD! Go down and find your friends in the Underwhere.

Hmm… I feel déjà vu. Oh well! Back to narrating! Meanwhile…

Bumpty: Guys, I feel cold breath going down my neck…

???: Brrrroo haha…

Bumpty: Uh oh…

All right, by now everyone has met and are saying hello.

Iggy: Hey, where’s Bumpty?

Bow: I thought he was a villain.

BJ: And I thought he was a good guy!

Iggy: So… he’s missing?!

A shriek is heard.

Luigi: That sounds like him!

A chilling laugh is heard. But this was louder. They turn around and see Bonechill.

Bonechill: Brrrroo haha… Your precious friend is gone!

Iggy: No! What did you do to him?

Bonechill: He has been banished to the River Twygx. Brrrroo haha!

They all look at each other, then run from Bonechill and find the River Twygx.

???: HEEEELP!

Iggy: It’s Bumpty! Who’s the best swimmer?!

Luigi: I hate to admit it, but Bumpty is.

Iggy: Ok, second best!

No reply.

Iggy: OH COME ON SOMEONE HAS TO SWIM WELL!

No reply. Iggy sighs and dives into the river.

Iggy: Bumpty? Where are you?

Bumpty: This… Underhand… won’t… let… GO!

Iggy quickly dives lower, but soon finds himself struggling.

Iggy: Heeeelp!

Luigi, Bow, BJ, Kamek, and Peanut dive in after Iggy and Bumpty. Kamek ends up using magic to get them all out because they’re such horrible swimmers. They then return to Bonechill for a battle.

RPG BATTLE!!!

Iggy: 25/25 HP, 25/25 FP, 4/4 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP)
Vs.
Bonechill: 30/30 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Magic
Attack: Sleep Inn
Target: All
Effect: Bonechill’s sleeping!

Kamek
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Spiked Ball
Target: Bonechill
Effect: Bonechill took 5 Damage! Bonechill recovered 3 HP! Bonechill took 5 Damage! Iggy lost 3 FP!

BJ
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Mecha Bowser
Target: All
Effect: Bonechill took 15 Damage! Iggy lost 10 FP!

Bonechill’s sleeping!

Iggy: 25/25 HP, 12/25 FP, 2.5/4 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP)
Vs.
Bonechill: 8/30 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Spin
Attack: Tornado Spin
Target: Bonechill
Effect: Bonechill took 10 Damage! Bonechill died! Iggy lost 10 FP!

Bonechill: Brrrroo haha… You haven’t defeated me yet!

Bonechill changes into a more Bonetail-like appearance.

Bonechill: I am now… Chilltail!

Iggy: 25/25 HP, 25/25 FP, 4/4 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP)
Vs.
Chilltail: 30/30 HP

Iggy
Attack Type: Magic
Attack: Big Bang
Target: All
Effect: Chilltail took 3 Damage!

Kamek
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Swap
Target: Kamek
Effect: Kamek swapped for Duple!

BJ
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Mecha-Bowser
Target: All
Effect: Chilltail took 5 Damage! Iggy lost 10 FP!

Chilltail: Brrrroo haha! I have high, high defenses! You shall not defeat me!

Chilltail
Attack: Freezing Breath
Target: All
Effect: Iggy was frozen! Duple was unharmed! BJ dodged!

Iggy: 25/25 HP, 15/25 FP, 2/4 MP
Duple: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Kamek: 10/10 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP)
Vs.
Chilltail: 22/30 HP

Iggy’s frozen!

Duple
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: Duplicate
Target: Chilltail
Effect: Duple became Chilltail???! Iggy lost 5 FP!

BJ
Attack Type: Regular
Attack: SM
Target: BJ
Effect: BJ turned into SM!

Chilltail
Attack: Icicle Cannon
Target: Chilltail???
Effect: Chilltail??? took 5 Damage!

Iggy: 25/25 HP, 10/25 FP, 3.2/4 MP
Chilltail???: 5/10 HP DANGER!
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Kamek: 10/10 HP
Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP)
Vs.
Chilltail: 22/30 HP

Chilltail: BRRRROO HAHA! I will now destroy you!
BATTLE OVER!!!

Chilltail: Brrrroo haha… What are your last words?

Duple: I have a couple. DUPLIGHOST POWAH!

Duplighosts storm through the Underwhere (don’t ask) and trample Chilltail.

Chilltail: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Chilltail turns into a Shayde.

Chilltail: No… no… NO!!! Now… Now I can never defeat you… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Chilltail runs off crying.

Duple: Well that was fun.

Iggy: I agree. C’mon, let’s talk to Jaydes.

They go over to Jaydes.

Jaydes: Nice job! I have to admit, I didn’t expect you to defeat Bonechill. But anyway, now I can warp you back!

Iggy and Co: Yay!

Jaydes warps them back to Klintagrah.

Klintagrah: No! How… how did…

Iggy: We didn’t die.

Klintagrah: But… why?

Everyone else shrugs.

Duple: Let’s battle!

RPG BATTLE!!!

Iggy: 25/25 HP, 25/25 HP, 4/4 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP)
Vs.
Klintagrah: 15/15 HP

Iggy: He only has 15 HP?!

Klintagrah shrugs.

Iggy
Attack Type: Spin
Attack: Tornado Spin
Target: Klintagrah
Effect: Klintagrah took 15 Damage! Klintagrah was defeated!

Iggy: …

Klintagrah: No I wasn’t.

Klintagrah changes form into a cyclone with his face. Kinda like a Tweester.

Klintagrah: I’m now… Cyklint!

Iggy: 25/25 HP, 25/25 FP, 4/4 MP
Kamek: 10/10 HP
BJ: 15/15 HP
(Bumpty: 20/20 HP
Luigi: 20/20 HP
Bow: 20/20 HP
Peanut: 20/20 HP
Duple: 10/10 HP
Oreo Guy: 25/25 HP)
Vs.
Cyklint: 51/51 HP

Iggy: This could be bad…

Iggy
Attack Type: Tactics
Attack: Flee
Target: Iggy
Effect: Iggy and Co. fled!

BATTLE OVER!

Cyklint: Aw… What’s the fun in running?!

Cyklint chases Iggy and friends and passes a Yoshi having a picnic.

Yoshi: MY COOKIE! Cyklint ruin Cookie! Yoshi punish Cyklint!

Yoshi tries to eat Cyklint. His endless tongue gets stuck inside of Cyklint. Soon Cyklint is covered in tongue and can’t spin.

Cyklint: NO!

Cyklint turns back into Klintagrah, but Yoshi is still wrapped around him.

Yoshi: Yoshi mad at Klintagrah! YOSHI PUNISH!!!

Yoshi eats Klintagrah.

Yoshi: Yum… *loud burp* Yoshi feel… ungh…

Yoshi spits out the Ruby Crystal Ball.

Yoshi: That better! Bye-bye!

Yoshi leaves.

Iggy: Yes! Magijewel collected!

Iggy and friends return to Magijewel Mountain and Iggy gains the attack Scarecrower.

END OF CHAPTER!

Meanwhile, Lemmy, Morton, Twink, and TEC-2 have decided to investigate the base more.

TEC-2: USE THIS BOO SHEET AND BECOME INVISIBLE.

Lemmy: Thanks, T-2.

YOU GOT THREE BOO SHEETS!

Lemmy, Morton, and Twink put on the Boo Sheets and go through the door. They soon find a large, dark room. Someone’s on a throne, but they can’t get to him. Tatanga’s beside him.

???: Tatanga, where is Iggy now?

Tatanga: He’s heading towards us, fast. He’s collected the fifth Magijewel from Klint. However, our stations in the Underwhere protected their Magijewel.

???: Very excellent… Get my assistant in here.

Tatanga bows and runs off. He soon returns with the tall silhouette with an odd nose. Lemmy can’t tell who he is and doesn’t want to step forward to get a closer look.

??? 1 (guy on throne): Who do you have guarding the Sapphire Shayde?

As the other guy answers, suddenly there is a loud bang. Lemmy doesn’t hear what he says.

??? 2 (guy with odd nose): What was that?!

Tatanga: I’ll go check on the prisoners.

Lemmy and Morton look at each other and run back to their room, followed by Twink.

Who is the villain? What’s going on? Why didn’t Morton talk throughout Chapter 5?

Morton: That’s a good question why don’t you give me lines I need lines because I’m Kooptacular so give me my lines right now hey look I have a line how Kooptacular is that almost as Kooptacular…

Never mind. What was that loud bang that caused Lemmy to not be able to hear the villains? Why does Oreo Guy scream like that? What is Oreo Guy?! Find out next time on Iggy’s Grand Adventure!

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